Cedric and Wilfred
Two fish were talking about going to the local pub.
"So Cedric haw are you getting to the Sea Urchin?"asked the warted wizened Wilfred.
"I'll take the taxi as it only costs two squid to the end of the bowl and back"replied Cedric."hey
what ya wearing tonight 'cos i've got a brand new pair of levi fins and a blue scale suit"
"Pardon?","i have no idea what your on about old chap?"
"Who are you anyway?"
"who are you?"
"I dont know."
"me neither."
A few seconds of silent contemplation later...
"wanna go for a drink?"
"Yeah why not"
Does this make any sense?