This is just a funny conversation that I had with my neesan one night. Enjoy.

ME: hey
NEESAN: hi ototo-chan!!!!
NEESAN: *glomps*
NEESAN: waiiii
ME: ba?
NEESAN: hiiii~~
ME: hello
NEESAN: u CANT chat?!
ME: wait, do it again
NEESAN: hey lets use this to chat, that ones slow
ME: ok
NEESAN: you're not a talker r u
NEESAN: anyway im glad i finished up my crap
NEESAN: OOH the CABBIT(2)
NEESAN: has a PARTY tomorrow!!!!!
ME: hehehe
NEESAN: what r u telling quatre?(10)
NEESAN: polluting her mind?
ME: with what, neesan...?
NEESAN: seimaden
NEESAN: *stern look
ME: that's just innocent...yaoi fun
NEESAN: RIIIIGHT
NEESAN: now u get off your lazy ass and drop that dirty mafia thing youre doing and get to be a good kid that cooks and washes laundry for ken-chan okay?
ME: whaaaaaaaaa
ME: I don't wanna, neesan!
NEESAN: and stop fooling around w/ seiryuu
NEESAN: oh u wanna go see american beauty
ME: when?
NEESAN: hmm. r u going to that country club thing? lets just go and make fun of it :)
ME: I don't really want to...do you really wanna?
NEESAN: um um
NEESAN: u dont like it?
ME: well...*shrugs*
NEESAN: nee-san's talking to u, show some respect!
ME: *straightens posture, knocks heels together with crisp "clap"* yes, neesan!
NEESAN: salute the fuhrer!
ME: hail hinkel!(7)
NEESAN: LOL
NEESAN: that's more like it
NEESAN: now say you will pledge your allegiance to battousai
NEESAN: your beloved brother-in-law
ME: hail neesan!
NEESAN: and hte man of your admirations
ME: NEVER!!
ME: "come wind, come wrack, at least we'll die with harness on our back!"
NEESAN: hahahah
NEESAN: you're... an idiot
ME: *sniff* neesan, that was uncalled for
NEESAN: hahah
NEESAN: im allowed to abuse
NEESAN: and attack
ME: that's a negatory, good buddy
NEESAN: im NEE-san
NEESAN: use RESPECTFUL terms
ME: yes, neesan!
ME:
NEESAN: hahahah
NEESAN: yes, u
NEESAN: go commit suicide
NEESAN: NOW
ME: neesan? *puppy look*
NEESAN: *pat pat
NEESAN: how come that look always works
NEESAN: damn u
ME: *grins evilly*
ME: thaaaaank you,...neeeeessssaaannn...
NEESAN: u... *whacks u to death
ME: neesan! please! etaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii!!!
NEESAN: god
NEESAN: this is scary
NEESAN: i hear your voice
NEESAN: in the back of my head
NEESAN: great parody idea: enishi starts parasiting in nee-san's head!
ME: ...I'm telling you to observe love your little brother day
NEESAN: er
NEESAN: SUURE
ME: ...in canada at least
NEESAN: you're making that up
NEESAN: you're MESSING w/ my BRAIN AGAIN!
NEESAN: KENSHINNNNNNNN!!!!
NEESAN: *bad imitation of kaoru scream, thank goodness
ME: hehee
NEESAN: were u glad to see fiz today?
NEESAN: hehehe :)
ME: yes
NEESAN: u can actually be happy
NEESAN: r u happy to see nee-san EVERYDAY in your head?
NEESAN: lol
ME: emotions are irrelevant
NEESAN: u have emotions?
ME: does trowa?
NEESAN: ER
NEESAN: no NO anime
NEESAN: involved
ME: only...
ME: star trek?
ME: all else is irrelevant
NEESAN: ototo... *exasperated
ME: yes, neesan?
NEESAN: hmmmmmm
NEESAN: u can be kawaii
NEESAN: but annoying MOST of the time
ME: arigato, neesan
NEESAN: go to sleep now
NEESAN: *nee-san tucks lil enishi in
NEESAN: SLEEP i said
NEESAN: *enishi dreams nightmares about nee-san the monster
ME: *snoozing softly, talks in sleep* kill...batosai...bastard...jinhcuu...neesan
NEESAN: jesus
NEESAN: forswear it... sharon would be offended but... god
ME: ba?