Chibi Trunksisms By Luv Vegeta

Chibi-Trunksisms

(The Key to Survival If Your Daddy is Vegeta)

If you're going to make Daddy mad, do it when Mommy's there.
When Daddy says "Do you want a spanking," the answer is definitely "NO!!"
When training, it is NOT funny to snap Daddy's spandex.
Saying "Wow, Goten's Daddy is way stronger than you" to Daddy is a bad idea.
Never mention the name "Yamcha" in my house.
Note to self: Don't ever try to steal food from Daddy's plate when he's not looking EVER again.
Yelling, "Oh no it's Frieza" is NOT a funny joke.
Noting how much smarter Mommy is than Daddy is not a good idea.
Saying "Wow Daddy! You're the strongest in the Universe!" is a sure way to get a new toy.
Goten is a rival. Goten is a rival. Goten is a rival.
At Christmas I will refrain from referring to Daddy as "The Grinch."
Don't think I'll be telling Mommy she could do better in front of Daddy any more.
I like pain. I like pain. I like pain.
Next time Daddy tells me he could have ruled an entire planet, I won't say, "Get over yourself, Daddy."
Note to self: Don't argue with Daddy when he tells the story of how Gohan couldn't have beaten Cell without his help for the 300th time.
Got to stop laughing when Mommy yells at Daddy and makes him cower.
Pictures taken of Daddy wearing Mommy's apron and scrubbing the floor are not to be shared with dinner guests.
Never eat carrots in front of Daddy. He gets all mad for some reason.
A pink shirt is NOT an appropriate Father's Day gift.
Never "help" Mommy by pouring starch into the washing machine when she's washing Daddy's spandex.