Piper
Marcus looked around himself as he walked through the cemetery. It was a good night, he fed off of three people and made no contact with the Slayer or her minions. He even managed to have sex with his third victim before he sucked her dry. That was a good thing, especially since the last time he had sex with a human was over twenty years ago. When he pretended that he was a hippie...and man did he have fun. Peace and free love and all that jazz.
Marcus snorted. The night was also good *because* he didn't meet the Slayer. That was an even better thing. He wasn't like Spike or the others. He just wanted to feed and then go on his merry way. To want to confront the Slayer was the ultimate stupidity to his way of thinking, and Marcus liked to think of himself as a smart, surviving kind of guy. As soon as he could, he was going to leave the Hellmouth. Maybe tomorrow night. Get away from Spike and the freaky chick he was hung up on.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't a vamp on a beautiful moon light night,"a voice drawled. Marcus swirled behind him and saw his wonderful night go up in flames.
"Slayer!"
Buffy looked at the vampire."That's me! Want to rumble?"
The vampire shook his head frantically as he outstretched his arms, as if to ward her off."No! No! No!"
"Excuse me?"Buffy said as she raised her stake. The vampire was babbling to her.
"I'm leaving! I planned to leave this town tonight, except I got hungry! I am not fighting you, Slayer!" Marcus babbled."Spike can fight you all he wants, I'm leaving. Let the Master Slayer fight you! I want out of Sunnydale! I'm leaving the Hellmouth!"
Buffy turned her nose up at such cowardice."You're pathetic! I think that I should let Spike know about what 'fraidy cats his minions are!"
The vampire shook his head more frantically."No! No! No! Spike won't let me go! He'd kill me! After he gets his spike out! No! No! No!"
Buffy sighed. If she took anymore of this, she was going to go nuts. She might as well stake him now and save him from Spike's wrath. As Buffy raised her stake, the vampire fell to his knees and cringed, begging her to let him go. That was when she heard it...a soft flute and it was getting louder. Buffy dropped her arm, and the vampire stopped begging. He was hearing the flute as well, though it was faint.
Marcus saw the Slayer cock her head, and give him a smile. Marcus smiled back as he saw the Slayer's eyes go to half slits, and she started to run her hands slowly down her body, forcing Marcus's eyes to follow their movement. < I can kill her, now. The Slayer. Me, Marcus the Sedate. But...oh, what flesh the Slayer has.... >
Buffy heard the flute and smiled. She heard birds singing along with that flute, and felt as if she was not in a cemetery at night. The flute was calling to her, filling heat in her body, making her want to dance...filling her with the desire to make love....
Marcus's eyes grew wide at the sight of the Slayer. < She's doing a strip tease! >
His eyes followed every movement that the Slayer made as his cock grew hard at the sight. The Slayer was dancing slowly among the headstones, touching herself in all the places that Marcus was itching to touch. She looked up at Marcus seductively, and slowly ground her body to his, then moved away, just as seductively and slowly, when he reached for her.
She had stripped off her jacket slowly, letting it slide down her golden shoulders. As she danced further away from Marcus, he debated momentarily if he should follow her, then lost all will when he saw he take off her tank top.
Marcus took a step forward with the intention of bedding the Slayer when he was swung from behind. And found himself looking at Angel's furious eyes."What the hell is going on here?"
"Angel!" Marcus squeaked."The Slayer! She's...uh, there!"
"What did you do to her?"Angel growled as he saw Buffy, half-naked, dance among the headstones and move closer to a copse of trees.
"I didn't do anything to her yet!"Marcus proclaimed indignantly. He rehashed what he said when he saw Angel's eyes narrow."I mean, she just started to do a strip tease when the flute started playing! I was gonna follow, but-"
Angel snarled,"You have ten seconds to get out of my sight, Marcus. If I see you by dusk tomorrow you're dust!"
Then Angel threw Marcus to the ground, not seeing where he threw him, as he ran towards the copse where Buffy disappeared to.
Buffy danced to the flute's tune, smiling at the erotic visions that filled her mind. She danced among the trees, occasionally letting the rough bark scrape against her hot skin. She moaned her pleasure as she rubbed her back against the tree. Then she twirled, and met a wall of cold flesh. She laid her hands on the well-defined chest to steady herself.
"Well, hello there Slayer,"an accented voice drawled. Buffy lifted her head up and gazed into the cold brown eyes of William the Bloody.
"Spike..."she whispered.
Spike was walking home from a hunt when he decided to take a short cut through the cemetery. He had seen the Slayer dancing around the gravestone with that coward Marcus looking on. She had disappeared through the trees when Spike decided to see what was going on. He looked down at the half naked Slayer and grinned from his vamped out face.
"Slayer."
Then she did something that totally baffled him. She smiled,"Spike..."
Buffy's hand came up to caress the ridges of his head as the other caressed his chest. Spike jerked back to her touch."What the bloody hell is going on, Slayer?"
"Spike..."the Slayer whispered again as she approached him. He caught her hands as she tried to touch him, and then in a sudden move, her head dropped to his gripping hands and she licked them with her warm tongue. He let her go quickly, her warm touch burning him. Spike stared as the Slayer was still looking at him through glazed eyes as her hands roamed all over her near naked body.
Buffy watched Spike's eyes follow her hands as she caressed herself, imagining that it was his hands that were touching her. Some part of her mind was screaming for her to get away from him, but the flute...it was the flute that was making her want him. The music it was making was bidding her to dance for Spike...and so she did.
Spike watched as the Slayer started swaying her body, as if she was dancing to music only she could hear. He told himself that he should kill her and be done with it, 'cause she was obviously under some sort of spell, but for some reason, he wanted to watch the Slayer dance for him. And in the distance, he heard a faint sound of a flute playing.
Buffy slowly turned as she caressed her shoulders, then her arms. Her eyes on him, she gently cupped her breasts and thrust them towards him. She felt his eyes follow her hands as she stroked her flat stomach with her hands, and then move lower. She saw Spike's tongue touch his lips as she flattened her short skirt against her thighs, then roamed her hands up again to her breasts.
Spike watched intently as he saw the Slayer caress her round breasts again and then reach behind herself, thrusting her chest forward. Spike saw her small smile as heard her unclasp her bra, and felt air go into his dead lungs as he saw his hands reach for her.
"Spike..."the Slayer whispered beguilingly as he saw his hand reached over to touch her warm mounds.
Then all Spike saw stars. When he opened his eyes, he saw the angry game face of an Angel.
He growled, "Get the hell away from her..."
With his fists clenched in rage, Angel growled at the vampire he had made."Get the hell away from her!"
"Angel..."Buffy whispered as the flute grew louder in her ears. With half silted eyes and flushed skin, she watched as the two vampires faced each other with their game faces. And all she could think of was the flute.
"Angel..."Buffy whispered as the flute grew louder in her ears. With half silted eyes and flushed skin, she watched as the two vampires faced each other with their game faces. And all she could think of was the flute.
Spike quickly sprang to the balls of his feet before Angel could get the drop on him."What the *hell* is going on here? You couldn't satisfy the Slayer, Angel boy?"
"Screw you, Spike!"Angel growled back. Buffy watched as her man stood between her and Spike. As the flute played on, Buffy's eyes roamed to look at the black jeans that he had on, and how it molded well against his muscled bottom.
< He has *such* a cute ass. > Buffy thought as she licked her lips. She saw her hand reach out to grab a handful of it.
"You probably put her under a spell to help you kill her! Couldn't do it like a *real* Master Slayer! In fact-yeow!"
Angel jumped and Spike looked at the Slayer warily. When Angel landed, he was standing at the other side of Spike and staring at his Slayer girlfriend and cupping his arse. She grinned cheekily at him.
"Nice ass, Angel,"she said, her voice hardly above a whisper."Been working out?"
"Buffy?!?"Angel roared."What the hell is going on?"
Distantly hearing a flute, Angel could only watch as Buffy smiled at him as her tongue flicked over her upper lip. Her right hand crept to caress her cheek as the other cupped her breast under the loose bra and thrust it gently towards him. Through lowered lids, she whispered,"Can you hear the music, Angel..."
"Cor! Can't you smell her, Angel boy?"Spike exclaimed in a sotto voice, his eyes riveted on her hands."She's wanting..."
"Spike..."the Slayer whispered at the sound of his voice, and turned to him. He stopped when the Slayer's eyes his. She smiled as her other hand cupped her other breast, the other bra strap falling down her shoulder. Spike watched as she started to squeeze her breasts rhythmically, his dead lungs pumping air in and out to her rhythm."Spike..."
With a fierce roar, Angel tackled Spike to the ground and started to pummel the younger vampire. The flute in Angel's ears played madly."You stay away from her! She's mine!"
Hearing the mad playing of the flute louder, Spike nailed his fist into Angel's pretty face."Like Hell she is Angel! She wants me!"
"Like HELL she does!" Angel roared as he reciprocated the punch.
As the two vampires fought each other, rolling on the ground. Buffy smiled as knelt to the ground slowly, still rubbing her breasts. She moaned with delight as she flicked a nipple with her fingernail. She moaned even louder when she pinched the other.
At her first moan Angel swung his head towards Buffy and was entranced by the sight of her head flung back in pleasure. Spike took advantage of his distraction, and sent Angel flying away from him.
At the Slayer's second moan, Spike stared as he saw the bra tumble down as she arched further back to the ground, her chest flung into the air as her other hand reached down to caress the juncture of her legs. Then she sat straight up again and looked at him with wide eyes and smiled.
"Oh...Slayer,"Spike growled in the back of his throat as he approached her. With lowered eyes, Spike grinned as her scent grew stronger. The Slayer only smiled at him as her hand stroked herself even more, and another burst of scent assailed his enhanced senses.
< I'm getting too old for this. >thought Angel as he shook his head when he painfully got off the ground. Then the scent of Buffy's arousal on the gentle breeze hit his nose. He stared for a moment as he took in the sight of Spike caressing his Buffy's breasts. And then he roared....
Listening to the commands of the flute, Spike knelt before the Slayer and reached out to touch her warm breasts. Spike growled appreciatively as he saw the Slayer's head roll back in pleasure at his touch. She let loose a small moan as he squeezed her breast gently. When he squeezed it again, he grinned widely when she moaned a little louder, and her trembling hands came up to his arm to pull him closer.
Her mind screaming as the flute played on, Buffy moaned in pleasure at Spike's cold touch on her heavy breasts. She rolled her head back as she thrust herself more into his hand and pulled it forward. As he squeezed her breast again, she whimpered a little more. She wanted more of his touch,"Spike..."
Then she went sprawling into the cold grass, hitting her head hard against the ground. Moaning as she held her head, Buffy looked up to see Angel and Spike, cursing each other and rolling on the ground.
Buffy stared at the two figures rolling in the dark, dazed. Then she realized something, she was *topless*! She let out a strangled cry as sirens were heard in the distance.
"Don't you *ever* touch her!"Angel growled as his hands went to Spike's throat. With the roar of blood in his ears and the flute playing madly, Angel started to choke Spike. "EVER!"
Spike's fist went to the side of Angel's head. It wasn't enough to knock him out, but it was enough to get the wanker off his throat."I can touch her whenever I want to! You aren't keeping her happy, Angel! She *wants* me!"
Spike tackled then Angel, then started punching him with every intention of rearranging that angelic face of his. The flute played madly with every punch.
"Hey! You two over there! What are you doing?" a voice shouted as a beam of light flashed on to the two vampires."What the-!"
At the same time they heard a scream."Angel!"
Angel turned at the sound of Buffy's scream and flung Spike off him. He made a run for her within seconds. Spike flinched at the light and then abruptly, he ran into the woods.
When Angel reached his apartment with Buffy in his arms, he flung her on to the bed. And she scrambled to cover herself,"Angel!"
"What?"he roared as he stood over her half naked form. His eyes glinted yellow as he saw her try to cover her chest with her arms. And that made him angrier."Isn't it a bit late to cover yourself?"
"Angel!"Buffy roared back."You get me something to wear now or else I'm gonna kick your dead ass!"
"Fine!" Angel snarled as he flung open a drawer in his armoire and snatched out a white silk shirt and threw it at her."Here!"
He waited impatiently as she put his shirt on, and when he heard her get up from the bed, he rounded on her."What the hell did you think you were doing out there?"
"I have no idea!"she roared back. Angel glared at her furiously. Then she rubbed her head, and said more calmly."I was patrolling, waiting for you to show. Then I saw this really wimpy vamp who was begging me not to kill him and then the next thing I know, I'm dancing in the woods half naked, and Spike shows up. Then next thing I know, you and Spike fight and then his hands are feeling my chest and then we're here! How the *hell* should I know what's going on?"
Angel took a calming breath."So then you have no idea what's going on? You didn't cause Spike to come near you?"
Buffy glared at him."You mean to ask if I encouraged Spike to feel me up, isn't *that* the question?"
"No!"Angel snapped."I mean, did you feel, through some force, that Spike was drawn to you?"
Buffy frowned as she thought about it."No...yes...sort of. All I heard was this really eerie pipe? flute? And it made me want to dance, and all of a sudden, my clothes were too tight. That's all I remember."
"Come on, Buffy. We'd better get Giles on this,"Angel muttered to her. Then he looked at her and turned away."But first I'm getting you a new shirt."
"What's wrong with this one?"
"Other than it making me as hard as a rock to see you in it? I can see your nipples right through it,"Angel snapped."And I'll be damned again before I let another guy see them tonight."
*****
"And all you heard was a flute playing while this...stuff was going on?" Giles asked as he bit his lip.
Buffy nodded as Angel added."Now that I'm calmer, I recall hearing a flute playing as well. It was really weird."
"Yeah. And it was real haunting, you know?"Buffy said. And then he looked at the uneasy look at her Watcher's face."What?"
"I think that we should keep you locked up for a few days,Buffy,"he said gently."Just in case."
Buffy scowled at him as Angel tensed."Why? What's wrong?"
"If I'm right, there may be a few more episodes like this later. So...just in case. we should keep you at home or with Angel."
Angel tensed."Why? What do you know?"
"It seems that you maybe encountering the music of Piper."
Buffy looked at him."May I take the opportunity to say, 'huh'? Who the hell is Piper?"
"Piper is, well, he's ah, um. Hmph,I'm not really sure how to explain him,"Giles said quite frankly as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Try."
"In the Watcher diaries, there is a being called Piper that visits the Slayer. Never with a regular pattern and not once seen by the Watchers or the Slayer. Only the music is heard, through some wind instrument of some sort. Pipes, horns, flutes, that sort of instrument."
"Like the music we heard tonight,"Angel said as he glanced at Buffy.
Giles nodded."Like tonight. And he, er, it visits Slayers whenever it feels like it. Some times every other generation, or three or seven or nine generations straight. Or not until generations later."
"And what happens whenever this Piper comes to visit?"
Giles cleared his throat."It seems that its music has a strange effect on Slayers and vampires."
"And this effect is..."Buffy prompted. Giles's face grew red and he looked up at the ceiling. Buffy looked at the Watcher then at Angel.
"The music makes the Slayer and vampires want to perform intimate acts of affection. And the vampires will fight amongst themselves because it will be done with the most powerful vampire in the vicinity."
“Excuse me?” Angel said, incredulous. “Could you repeat that?”
Giles cleared his throat again.”It seems...that whenever the Slayer hears the music of this Piper, she has an...insatiable urge to perform acts of intimacy with the strongest vampire around.”
“You mean that I’m going to want to have sex with Spike?!?”Buffy yelped.
Giles shook his head vehemently.”No. No. No, at least I don’t think so. How far have you and Angel gotten in your relationship?”
“Giles!”shouted Buffy as she blushed furiously. He gave her a withering glance.
“I would not ask you if it wasn’t important!”he snapped.”The Slayer does not necessarily has sex with the vampire. In some cases, only a slight touch is involved. Others...sex was involved. One of the Watchers made a recorded case of each of Piper’s appearance. The level of intimacy with the vampire matches the Slayer’s level of intimacy with her...uh, significant other.”
“So whatever acts of intimacy Buffy performs with me, she’ll do with Spike,”Angel growled, his game face starting to show.
Giles nodded cautiously.”If he’s around. It may be a different vampire that would, ah, well, you know.”
Angel whipped his head towards Buffy.”You’re staying with me at night. If any vampire’s gonna touch you, it had better be me! Giles, how long does this Piper stay?”
“There’s no set pattern,”Giles said slowly.”I have to look it up. How does the music affect you Angel?”
“Like I want to beat the crap out of every vampire that tries to meet up with Buffy,”Angel growled.”But then again, I want to do that with every vampire she meets.”
“Uh...quite right,Angel,”Giles stammered.”I’ll look up whatever I can about this Piper. Well, you had better get some sleep, Buffy. Angel...”
“I’m taking her home,”Angel said as he grabbed her hand and started pushing her out the door. As they made their way to the staircase, Angel increased his speed, practically dragging Buffy behind him.
“Angel! Let go of my hand!”Buffy shouted.”Angel! You’re hurting me!”
Angel spun around to look at her flushed face, his large hands grasping at the tension that surrounded her.”You are going home and not coming out until this Piper leaves. Spike is *not* touching you again, as long as I have anything about it!”
“Do you honestly think that I want him to touch me?”Buffy screeched. Then she punched him in the chest, each punch accenting each syllable.”Well, if that’s what you think, Mister, I’m going to walk home BY-MY-SELF!”
Turning on her heel, Buffy started walking towards her house. Gasping for air, Angel rubbed his hurting chest as he saw the love and bane of his life walk away from him.”Buffy!”
She walked faster.”Buffy!”
“Buffy!” Angel shouted as he stopped her by getting in her way. He ducked quickly when she threw a punch at him, but his jaw connected with her other fist.”Ow! Buffy!”
Buffy kept walking determinedly away from her fallen Angel. Then with a growl he swung her around to face him, and he encased her in his arms as he spread small, apologizing kisses over her angry little face.”I’m sorry, honey. So sorry. I just got so angry over this Piper thing. I nearly went crazy tonight when I saw Spike touching you like I did. Like I do.”
Buffy turned up her face at him.”I don’t want him to touch me, Angel. Not like you do.”
“I know that, honey,”Angel groaned as he tried to gather her closer to him.”My head knows it, but whenever I think of another guy holding you. Touching you, being with you, I get so messed. Like I did with Xander, when that guy was making a zombie.”
Buffy sighed as she melted into his arms.“I guess I can understand that. But how could you-”
Angel stopped her with a kiss, and after a brief struggle, Buffy stopped and enjoyed it.
*****
Spike walked into the factory, still in a daze at what just happened in the cemetery. < I was bloody fondling the bitch’s chest! >
“Spike?”a child like voice came from the catwalk. Spike looked up to see his ailing princess smiling at him.”Spike, you took ever so long!”
Spike smiled at her as she came running down the steps towards him.”Well, darling. I was-”
Drucilla made a sudden stop, and then her game face came on and she hissed at him.“You reek!”
“What?”Spike asked confused. Then he jumped back as Drucilla’s hands formed talons, aiming for his face.”Pet! What’s going on?”
“You reek of her! The Slayer!”Drucilla howled as she stalked Spike.”Miss Edith heard the music! She heard the music playing, going on and on! You were dancing with the Slayer!”
Drucilla swung at him again.”Dancing with her! While the music was playing! When the music stopped! How could you!”
Spike caught her as she made another strike at him, and made a headlock as he stopped the blood flowing in her frail body.”Sorry, baby. But I can’t talk to you like this.”
When she was unconscious, Spike took her in his arms and made his way to their room. < What the hell is going on? Think I’ll take a walk in the sewers to clear my head.>
*****
“So what’s this Piper deal that’s going on? New demon, vamp or prophecy of doom?” Willow asked as the Three Musketeers walked to the local green grocer after school. “Giles seemed very hush about it.”
Buffy sighed as she entered the store.”Piper seems to be a something that visits Slayers every so often. Makes them real horny for vamps everytime he/she/it plays the flute.”
“He makes them what?!?”Xander shouted. When everyone turned to look at the three, Xander gave everyone in the store an apologetic glance.”What does this Piper do?”
Before she said anything, Buffy made everyone go into the canned foods aisle. As Buffy slide her eyes around her and whispered even lower.”Piper plays a flute, and that makes me want to, uh, get it on with the most powerful vamp in the area. And on the flip side, the vamps go all bonkers trying to get to me...to, uh, well, you know.”
Willow’s eyes went round.”YOU MEAN THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU?”
*****
Spike smiled to himself angrily as he ran through the sewers, looking for someone to eat. He still couldn’t believe Drucilla! Attacking him like that! All because she sensed that he had touched the Slayer! < Why the hell did I touch the Slayer like that? >
Then lifting his head, he heard music. < Who the hell is playing a flute in the sewers? Whoever it is, he’s breakfast!>
*****
Buffy buried her face in her hands as a few people started to get into the aisle to see the commotion. Xander waved weakly at the people and gave them a thumbs up.”She was talking about me?”
Buffy walked further down the aisle, Willow trailing as Xander smiled more at the men staring at him.“Buffy! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to shout it out!”
“It’s all right, Will,”Buffy whispered back.”Just don’t do it again.”
Willow nodded.”So this Piper wants you to have sex with a vamp? Why?”
“I don’t know. No one knows and Giles is trying to find out. And it doesn’t necessarily mean sex. As far as Giles could find, this Piper guy only wants the Slayer and the vamp to go as far as her, uh, sexual experiences go,”Buffy hissed miserably.”And last night, Spike did what Angel did...with Angel watching it happen.”
Willow’s eyes went round.”So Spike is dead?”
“No, he’s not dust. The police go there before Angel could pummel him or stake him,”Buffy sighed.”And Giles has told that I may have to be locked up until this whole Piper thing is over and Angel has forbidden me to go anywhere without him.”
Then she looked around her and saw all the vegetables and fruits.“And to top it all off, Mom wants me to get some salad stuff for supper. She’s trying to teach me how to cook.”
Willow accepted the change of subject gracefully.”Well, a salad is really hard to, uh, well...make.”
“Yeah, right, Will,”Buffy smiled.”Guess we should start with the green stuff. Or is it the tomatoes?”
As Willow shrugged, Buffy reached for a ripe red plum tomato...and heard the faint sounds of a flute playing. “How about some...Buffy?”
Buffy barely heard her best friend as she brought the tomato closer to her nose. Its faint scent caused her to smile and whirl around with joy. Her eyes lowered into slits as she found herself near the sweet smelling cantaloupes.
Picking one up, she held it eye level and smiled a silly smile at it. Then her hips started swaying to the music of the flute that floated through her mind and body. Then she hugged it to her tightly, feeling the ridges of it press through her thin cotton blouse.
Willow looked at Buffy with wide eyes as she saw her best friend mash a cantaloupe between her breasts. Buffy didn’t even notice that she had destroyed the cantaloupe and that its stick sweetness was all over her. She merely twirled away.Her eyes grew even wider when Buffy twirled towards the Lettuce Patch sign.
Buffy sighed happily as she picked up a head of lettuce. Her fingers ran over the swirls of the leaves, caressing them. She smiled lustily at the head of lettuce as she took in its firm crispness in her hands. After a quick kiss to the head of lettuce, Buffy held it above her head and started dancing with it. Buffy dipped herself around the Lettuce Patch, then twirled around the spinach. She curtsied in front of the kale and pirouetted in front of the Herb Garden. All in tune to the flute that made her dance.
Willow’s eyes widened even more when she saw Buffy dance towards the cucumbers that were on sale. Spinning around, Willow ran to find Xander in the next aisle and hissed at him.”Xander come quick! Buffy’s molesting the vegetables!”
*****
The moment dusk hit, Angel headed to the sewers and started towards the school to meet up with the rest of Sunnydale’s defenders.
*****
Xander and Willow raced towards the produce section, and found Buffy, sitting in a pile of cucumbers. The produce manager stared at her, horrified.
Buffy smiled at the cucumber that she was holding, then brought its smooth coolness to her cheek. She hummed to the tune of the flute. As she rubbed her cheek against the cucumber with cat-like sensuousness, she grabbed her head of lettuce with her other hand and started fondling it. Then she kissed the cucumber that was against her cheek.”Angel...”
Buffy then held up the head of lettuce to her eyes and gave it a lusty kiss.“Spike...”
Xander stared at Buffy as she started to lick the cucumber like a Popsicle. When she started to rub the cucumber between her breasts, Xander’s eyes grew wider. Then he started after Willow as she dug Buffy out of the pile of cucumbers. Buffy looked up at her friends and smiled hugely.”Hey, Will. Xand. Ever wonder how a cucumber would feel if it was up-hmph!”
“Not now, Buffy!”Willow hissed. Then, conscious of the crowd that was gathering to look at them.”Xander! Didn’t she take her medication?”
Xander, for once being quick on the uptake, shook his head,”I’m not sure, but it looks like she didn’t. Let’s get her to, uh, Doctor Giles!”
After a small protest from Buffy, who wanted to take her lettuce and cucumber, they managed to get her on to her feet. With slight smiles at the crowd, Willow and Xander took Buffy out of the store and stuffed her into the cab they hailed.
*****
Spike looked around him and frowned. Now the blasted flute was coming from the opposite direction he was heading. With a shrug, he moved towards it. Vaguely he recalled that the music was coming from the direction of the Slayer’s school.
*****
The music of the flute singing through his head, Angel strode into the library, flinging the doors wide open, his game face on.”Where is she?”
Giles came running out of his office. He stopped suddenly when he saw Angel’s game face.”Where’s who?”
Angel grabbed the Watcher by his neck and lifted him high.”Where’s Buffy, Giles? I need her, I hear the flute.”
As Giles gasped, the doors flew open again. Xander and Willow on each side of Buffy, dragged her in.Xander shouted, ”Giles! Piper strikes again!”
“Buffy!” Angel shouted as he threw Giles down on to the library table. Through the madness of the flute, Buffy’s head perked up, and she casually threw her friends off her arms.
“Angel!”Buffy screamed as she launched herself at him. Catching her in his arms, Angel lifted her as his tongue plundered her soft mouth. Buffy moaned as she wrapped her legs around Angel’s waist tightly.
Xander watched, fascinated at Buffy and Angel’s carnal display. < Damn! I can’t even get myself a good night kiss! >
“Giles? Should we, uh, stop them?”Willow asked in a mixture of horror and fascination. < How can they breathe? >
Giles started shoving the two out the door.“I would be open to suggestions. But I think that we had, ah, better let these two alone, for now.” < I wonder if I could hold Jenny up like that? >
Angel’s mouth moved down to Buffy’s throat as he staggered towards the library table, and laid her there, her legs still wrapped around his hips. Leaning over her, his hands caresses the warm skin of her thighs as he pressed small kisses on her nose and brow. Then, taking a moment to look at her, he savored the music of the sweet flute that floated all around them. “Buffy...you’re so...”
Buffy looked up at Angel’s face and gave him a feline smile. His lips were slightly swollen from her kisses, and she could feel his hardness that bulged through his jeans against her cotton panties. She smiled innocently as she brought Angel closer to her softness with her legs.
A spasm of pleasure rushed through Angel when Buffy pulled his hardness closer to her core. When he looked down, she had such an impish look.”You little vixen!”
“Whatcha gonna do about it?”Buffy purred. Angel smirked as his large hand caressed her bottom, and then his fingers stroked her cleft from behind, slowly. Buffy’s eyes widened, and her mouth made a perfect ‘O’.
Angel kept on smiling as his other hand caresses her breast, and then squeezed the tight little nipple through her tank top. He gave her bottom lip a nipping kiss.”And I plan to do more...vixen.”
Then with both hands, Angel pulled Buffy’s top off, and unclasped the front of her bra. After he shoved both ends away, his mouth latched on to her nipple, and he sucked at it, hard.
Buffy arched off the table, forcing more of her breast into his mouth. As she moaned, Buffy tightened her legs around his waist. Her hands went into his silky hair as she tried to control his tongue that swirled around her nipple. Then his mouth went to her other breast, and drew it in deeply into his mouth, leaving the other nipple, puckering even more in the cold air. Then he sucked harder as his fingers teased her other breast, pinching it, then caressing it.
As his hard body leaned further on to her own, Buffy became aware of her raspy moans. Angel then started sucking her harder as her back arched more into the table, and his hardness pressed rhythmically against her softness. And then as the flute became louder, everything went black, and Buffy saw stars.
Angel smiled as he left Buffy’s breasts and met up with her mouth.”You’ll like this even more, honey.”
Buffy caught her breath as he placed nipping kisses down her neck, to her collarbone, then to the valley between her breasts. He smiled as he kissed her stomach, and then stuck his tongue into her stomach. When she arched up, he gently pushed her back down again and lifted up her short skirt.
Buffy blushed as she saw Angel take a deep breath. And with his eyes locked on to her, he smiled as she was his hand reach down and rubbed his long finger against the cleft of her panties. A spasm of surprise caused her to jump up and against his hand again. She clutched his wide shoulders to steady herself.
Angel smiled as Buffy rolled her head back. His other hand dipped into her panties, and into her wet folds as his other hand cupped her soft bottom. He placed nipping kisses against her throat as his fingers slid in and out of her wet channel. His thumb rubbed hard against the tiny bundle of nerves, and she moaned even louder. As his hand moved faster and harder against her, Buffy grabbed his arm in an effort to help him move it to where she needed his touch. Then her inner muscles clamped against fingers as her legs tried to instinctively close on his hand as she saw even more stars.
“Like that, Buffy?”he whispered. Then he leaned over to kiss her.”I think that you’ll like this even more.”
Still stunned, Buffy
*****
Willow left Giles and Xander in the Faculty Room in a semi-worried funk. Not that she wasn’t happy for her best friend, well, not exactly happy, but kinda happy. She was happy that the vampire that Buffy ended up was with Angel, but she wasn’t so sure that Buffy wanted to be with Angel all because a perverted demon or whatever it was the cause of all this...sex going on between Buffy and her man.
As she washed her hands, Willow noticed something strange, there was a flute playing in the hall. Opening the door a crack, Willow’s eyes grew round as she saw a little semi-man sitting on the lounge table, playing a flute.
*****
“What’s happening?”Buffy moaned as she rubbed her head.”Why is that damned flute playing again?”
Spike nuzzled the Slayer’s nape as his hands came around her waist.”Got that one on me, love. makes me want to do delicious things to you, though. Are you ready and willing, Slayer?”
Buffy gasped as she felt Spike’s hands cup her breasts, and arched her back to press more into them. As she felt his hardness against her buttocks, she rubbed against it slowly, and smiled when she heard him groan lustily.”Sure am, Able.”
*****
“Who are you?” Willow blurted out to the figure. The small semi-man stopped playing his flute, got up, took off his beret and made a small bow to her. She stared at the little flute-playing demon. He was *nothing* like she had ever seen before.
The demon was half man and half goat. But he was wearing a green and white jersey with a red, green, and blue kilt. All over he had “Kiss Me” buttons everywhere. The most visible ones were the: “Kiss Me, I’m Greek”, “Kiss Me, I’m Irish”, “Kiss Me, I’m Jewish”, “Kiss Me, I’m Spanish”, “Kiss Me, I’m British”, “Kiss Me, I’m French” and the “Just KISS ME!” button in the center.
“Well, hello there! How are you doing, missy?”the little demon greeted her in a heavy Irish accent.”What are ye doing here in school at this time of night?”
Willow stared harder.”Aren’t you Pan? or Faunas from Greek mythology?”
The little man nodded happily as he tooted on his flute.”Oh, those are just some of the names that I use. These days I just like to be called Shamus. Or like the fuddy-duddies like to call me, Piper.”
“Shamus? Aren’t you Greek? Why aren’t you speaking Greek?”Willow stared harder.”And aren’t you supposed to use a syrnix instead of a flute?And why an Irish accent?”
“Do ye understand Greek?” Shamus demanded. Willow slowly shook her head.”Then why would I be speaking Greek to ye if ye don’t understand me or a word I be sayin’? Besides, I *like* Ireland. All those green hills and forests. Greece is too busy fer me, now. And all that air pollution! Hurts me head, let me tell you!”
Willow stared as Shamus sniffed at his instrument. ”And I broke me favorite syrinx few thousand years ago, don’t have time to fix it and anyway, it only works best with orgies. I tried changing to bag pipes, but no one wanted to do anything when I played them. Just made the vegetables grow. Let me tell you, bag pipes are not as romantic as they sound, when I tried it, me gel Gloria and Theodore, all they wanted was to drink a pint and only dance around the bloody moors.”
Shamus snorted.”So I started up with a flute. Makes everybody more willing to get a happy, if you know what I mean.”
“Like making Slayers have sex with vampires,”Willow stated. Shamus nodded happily as he did a little jig on the table and played his flute.
“Stop that!”she demanded. Shamus looked at her in puzzlement. Willow softened her voice,”You have to stop that. Why are making Buffy want to have sex with a vampire?”
“Because there are no good orgies around,”Shamus shrugged and then he continued playing as Willow gaped at him.
*****
As Spike’s ears filled with the flute, he took a deep breath and smelled the Slayer’s arousal. Smiling, he kissed her lips and went down to her neck as his hands caressed her thighs.
*****
“What do you mean that there are no good orgies around?”Willow shouted.”You mean to tell me that you’ve been making all the Slayers, all these years, just because there are no orgies?!?”
Shamuss looked at the girl balefully. “And because it’s fun.”
Willow gaped again as Shamus continued playing. Then she snatched at the flute, and held it away from indignant little man.”You pervert! You want Buffy to have sex with Angel because it’s FUN?!?”
Shamus put his hands to his hips and glared at her.“Slayer’s not having sex with that Angel fellow.”
“Oh,”Willow lowered her arm. Shamus sniffed at her.
“She’s about to have sex with the Spike fellow,”then Shamus snatched his flute back and started playing.
*****
Buffy moaned as Spike’s talented mouth moved lower to her neck. As her hands came up to caress his soft hair, her mind was screaming for her to stake him. But the flute played on, and she gently moved his head down further to her tight nipples as her legs tightened around his waist.
*****
“SHE’S WHAT?!?”Willow screamed.”You stop that right now! You stop them! He’ll kill her!”
Shocked, Shamus stared at the girl.”I wouldna let *that* happen! I take care of my girls! Besides, he loves her!”
“Spike?!? Loves Buffy?!? He wants to KILL her!”
Shamus nodded his head.”Aye, that too. But he loves fightin’ with her, and more than once, not that he’d say it, mind you, he’s wondered what she’d be like if he gave her a happy.”
Willow stared.”Oh. But that doesn’t mean that you should force Buffy to have sex with Spike, Shamus.”
“And why not?”Shamus demanded.”It’s not hurting anyone. He gets a happy, she gets a happy, he remembers what may be the best time of his life, and she stakes him and everybody’s happy. And the animals and plants grow.”
“The animals and plants grow?”Willow echoed.”What does THAT mean?”
Shamus sighed and started singing.”Let me tell you about the birds and the bees, And the flowers and the trees, And a little thing called Love....”
Shamus shook his head at Willow’s confused look.”I guess ye be wantin’ an explanation for all of this.”
Willow nodded. Shamus sighed.”When people and animals make love, energy’s released when they get a happy, right? Right. Same with vampires, except it’s dead energy. When the Slayer and a vampire do whatever they do, it releases both. And that energy goes to me flute or whatever it is I be playing to get them into the mood, and I go on me merry way to help the animals and plants grow.”
“What about love? Buffy loves Angel,”Willow protested.”Why don’t you make her want Angel?”
Shamus frowned.“Because he’s not good for her. Watched him when he was made, and, ta be honest, boy’s a cad when it comes to women. Never pays attention to her happy, only his. And I want only the nicest, and powerful, vampire for me girl. My boy Spike’ll treat her right, he won’t gossip about his time with her. A true gent for a vampire. *And* he’ll have the energy to last to make her happy over and over again. So Spike’s the one for her!”
Then Shamus continued playing his flute while Willow stared at him.
*****
Spike licked Buffy’s breast for the final time as he made his way down her stomach. Buffy lifted her head in question when he stopped just above her panties. Spike merely grinned and then put on his game face.
Alarmed, Buffy started to struggle, but he caught her hands easily. “Shh...my sweet. You’ll like this...”
Spike lifted her legs over his shoulders and lifted her hips so that his ridged head was level with her cotton-covered moistness. He then lowered his forehead against the juncture of her legs, and started rubbing it slowly against her covered clitoris.
*****
< Angel? A cad?!? > Willow gaped.”But he’s good now! And has a soul!”
Shamus frowned.”Does he now? Is he not a vampire then?”
“He’s still a vampire,”Willow admitted.”But he’s good, and helps Buffy alot and he and she are not ready to, uh, get happy with each other. But I’m pretty sure that they will soon! But not if you make Spike and her get happy together, Shamus!”
“Well, now. Ye be givin’ me somethin’ ta think about,”Shamus said as he scratched his chin. Willow bit her lip as Shamus thought.
*****
When Angel opened his eyes, he noticed two things. One, he was on the floor. Two, his head was hurting like a bitch. As he got up off the floor, he started rubbing the back of his neck. < Man, making love to Buffy’s starting to be an adventure. Speaking of, where is she? >
Giles, Xander and Willow burst into the library. Willow screamed at Angel as he jumped into a battle stance. ”SpikehasBuffy.Andhe’sgonnamakeherhappyifwedon’tstophim!Andwegotlessthanfiveminutestofindthem!”
Then Willow ran out the door, leaving a confused Angel with the two males. Xander dragged Angel out the library doors.”She said Spike has Buffy. If we don’t stop him, he and Buffy are going to do the bed rumba soon. And we have less than five minutes to find them.”
“Not with MY Buffy!” snarled Angel as his game face came on.
******
“Wow!”Buffy whispered when Spike’s face came up grinning.”Never knew those ridges were good for something!”
Spike hugged her to him as he chuckled.”Glad that you liked it, love.”
“My turn,”Buffy said as she flipped him over. As she sat on his stomach, she placed nipping kisses all over his face, then lower to his chest. Spike’s hands caressed her bottom as he grinned at her. The flute was playing less, now, but he didn’t care. There was better music that came from the back of her throat when he made her come.
Spike moaned loudly as she slowly made her way down to his bulging hardness. Buffy smiled as her fingers nimbly opened his zipped.”No underwear, Spike? I like.”
“Gets in the way sometimes,”he chuckled, then gasped when he felt her small mouth close on him. Spike buried his hands into the Slayer’s hair as she began to slowly suck the dead life out of him.
*****
“Where could they be?”Giles fretted.”Willow, are you sure about this information?”
“Got it from the source itself, trust me on this!”Willow hollered as she looked in a classroom.”Where would Buffy be?”
“Think, Willow,”Giles ordered as he looked at her from the empty room he was checking.”Where would Buffy go if she wanted to be alone with, er, someone?”
“I’d check the utility closets,”Xander piped up. Willow shook her head.
“No, too uncomfortable,”Willow countered as she closed her eyes, missing the gaping looks that the men gave her.”Buffy likes some comfort.”
“The wrestling room?”Angel suggested. Then said defensively as the three looked at him,”She dragged me in there one day for my birthday kiss.”
“This is *not* working. Where would Buffy go if she didn’t want to be found?”Giles groused. Then a look hit him.”Where would Spike go if he didn’t want to be found?”
A thought hit Willow.”Buffy’d go to the Home Ec rooms on the third floor, and Spike’d probably go to Auto Shop in the basement, ‘cause he dresses like he likes cars!”
*****
Spike’s hips thrust faster and faster against Buffy’s mouth, until he finally came and spilled himself down her throat. As he caught his breath, Buffy delicately licked his now limping member clean. Spike cocked an eyebrow at her,”Think it’s clean enough, love?”
“Just making sure it’s nice and ready, love,”Buffy purred as she gave him a deep kiss. Buffy’s small hand caressed his member to hardness again. Spike leaned up against her mouth as his arms gathered her closer to him.
“Ohhh,it’s ready, baby. It’s ready,”Spike whispered as his tongue slipped into her mouth. Buffy started sucking on it as her hand stroked his member harder. She moaned into his mouth when his hand reached under her panties and slipped into her warm channel.
When his mouth moved to her neck, Buffy rolled her head to the side for his better access. Then she heard a sound from the hallway, and her eyes widened.
”Oh, shit!”Buffy said as she pushed Spike away from her. Frantically she looked for something to wear on top.”Spike! Look for something for me to wear!”
Confused, Spike took off leather trench and then his cotton shirt and gave it to her.”What’s up pet?”
“I hear someone coming!”she hissed at him as she tried to frantically put it on. Spike sighed as he saw her breasts bounce in her frantic haste.
The door flew open, light flooded the Home Ec Room and Angel stepped inside.”Buffy!”
Startled, she dropped the shirt. Then Buffy squeaked and stepped immediately behind Spike, who had luckily zipped up his jeans. When a red haired girl also stepped into the room, Spike’s game face came on and he scowled at them,”This is our room! We’re trying to have a bit of privacy here mate!”
“Not with her, mate!”Angel snarled as he stepped forward. Spike snarled and stepped forward, only to be pulled back by the Slayer.
“Spike! I still have no top!”Buffy yelped. Spike winced at that, then he spread his arms out to protect her from being seen by Angel boy. Angel looked furious as his hands clenched.
“Sorry about that, love,”Spike said over his shoulder.”You! Red! Get this shirt.”Spike kicked the shirt that the Slayer dropped to her.”And give this to Slayer here while me and Angel boy have a bit of fun here.”
“She’s *not* wearing your shirt!”Angel growled as he took off his shirt, and thrust it to Willow. Spike snarled back at him.
“Like *hell* she is! Give her my shirt, Red! NOW!”
“MINE Willow!”Angel hollered back, not even taking his eyes of Spike.
Willow, being no fool, took both shirts and thrust them to Buffy. Buffy simply held both shirts in front of her and stared at them with wide eyes.
When Spike didn’t feel the Slayer’s heat near him anymore, he snarled at Angel.”Want to play?”
“My pleasure,”Angel growled as he leaped at Spike. As both vampires rolled around the room, Buffy frantically put on Spike’s shirt and then Angel’s.
“Buffy! We have to stop them!”Willow screamed, she winced when Angel’s face met with Spike’s fist.”It’s the flute that making them feel this way!”
“How?”Buffy screamed back, then she winced as Spike’s groin met Angel’s knee. She winced more when Spike retaliated with his own accurate fist. < Is any of those going to work after the fight? >
“I don’t know!”Willow screamed back. Then suddenly, Giles and Xander appeared in the doorway, and held crosses against Spike’s face.
He growled, and let go of Angel’s neck. Looking at the humans, Spike growled more, then suddenly spun around and made for the Slayer.
Buffy gave a muffled yelp before his lips locked on to hers as he dramatically dipped her, then brought her up.”See you later, baby!”
Then he crashed through the window. Buffy stared wide-eyed at the window, then Angel flung her around to face him.”Who’s shirt are you wearing?”
*****
Shamus danced his little jig as he played his flute. It was a good night. The Slayer became happy three times, too bad that Spike only had his happy once. Then Shamus sniffed, as for that cad, well, none was too good for him. Still the red haired girl gave him something to think about, if he made his gel happy, then who was he to say anything if he made her happy...
So Shamus danced into the forest behind the cemetery, playing his flute.
The End?