Downloads
Ok, kiddies, from now on, all these files will
be on my myspace account, so, when you click on the download link, you'll be
taken to a page that asks for three things. First you'll need your own myspace
account and a password. I, however, have been kind enough to set up a guest
account for you. You can log in as "guest_of_ju" and the password
is "juju", without the quotation marks, obviously. Also, it will ask
for a shared folder password, which is also "juju", again, without
the quotation marks. Then click login or whatever it is, and you will be taken
to a page with these files here, you put a checkmark beside the ones you want,
and click download, and presto! you have it :) Also, when you get the to the
files, you'll notice an option that says "enable multiple downloads."
Disable it, it'll work much better like that. In fact, it doesn't seem to work
at all if you don't disable the multiple downloads option. If you're having
trouble getting it to work, make sure you did everything like I said. If you're
still having trouble, email me at emperor_ju@hotmail.com
and tell me what's wrong, I'll try to help. Also, don't try saving shit to the
guest account, go get your own. I reserve the right to view, take, and delete
anything I find there.
Ok, first of all, this site is best viewed
with Internet Explorer 5.0 or higher (at a resolution of 1024 x 768). I personally
prefer IE greatly over Netscape, so I suggest you go get it. NOW :) It's got
bunches of neat little features, which you'll no doubt like, so get it, you'll
thank me later :)
How do I do all this wonderful stuff to
this webpage you ask? Quite simply my friend, I use Dreamweaver 3.0. In my humble
opinion, it's the greatest thing since chocolate pudding :) Now, I of course
didn't pay for it, seeing as how it costs a couple bucks...which I don't have.
So, after lots of searching, I found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow,
so to speak. The zip file here contains both the installation file and the crack,
so you won't have to worry about registering it :) And for you amateurs, instructions
are included as well.
I thought Dreamweaver 3 was great. In
fact I still do. But Dreamweaver 4 is even better! Everything that was great
about 3.0 is still in this version, and with a whole lot of other neat features.
It even comes with an internal reference guide for html commands, and with three
views: Code, Design, and Code/Design. So it's great for lazy people like me
who don't like using html, and for people who do like using it. And yeah, registering
it costs $299.00. Crazy ain't it? Of course, the zip file contains the crack
as well, just extract the crack into the same directory you install dreamweaver
into, then run the .exe and .bat files, in that order, and you'll be all set
:) I really recommend this, especially for anyone who used 3.0, this is a great
upgrade, especially since it's free :)
Fuck Dr. Dre and his hypocritical ass,
and fuck Metallica too. They ain't nothin' but some greedy ass bitches. So if
they've blocked you 'cause you downloaded one of their songs, here's how to
get around it. Download this zip file, extract it to a temporary folder, and
make sure Napster is completely shut down, including the icon in the
task bar. Then run the .bat file that you extracted earlier, then register Napster
with a new user name, and you should be all set.
Ever been to a website and seen a really
cool animated movie? Take Doodie.com for example. Ever wonder how he does all
that stuff? Well, he uses Flash. And now you can have it too. Oh, and no, you
won't have to pay 200 bucks for it either, 'cause I'm gonna let you have it
and the crack for free. :)
Children, you are gonna love Paint Shop
Pro 7.0. I mean you won't want to use anything different. But as Lavar Burton
says, you don't have to take my word for it :)
Ok, look people, unzip the crack into
the same directory as the one that you installed Paint Shop Pro. There should
be two application files called 'psp' and 'anim'. You have to execute these
two files to crack the evaluation version of Paint Shop Pro. It's not that difficult
people, a'ight? :) Oh, and take note, the crack
here works ONLY on the evaluation version 7.0, it will NOT work on 7.02 or 7.03b.
Got it?
Ahh, all these things which I've made
available are all quite large, in fact, most are over 10 megs in size. And that's
too big for GeoCities' E-Z upload utility to handle. So I used CuteFTP to upload
all this stuff, and it's pretty good. It's amazingly easy to use. And now you
can have it too :)
Bored? Of course you are. What ya gonna
do about it? Well, you could download these games here. Elfbowling and SnowCraft
are the best two, but the others are good too :)
And since you're going to be downloading
stuff all the time from here (you are, aren't you?), you'll probably want to
get Getright. It's neat, 'cause if you get disconnected for some silly reason,
it lets you resume downloading. And it talks to you! :) Oh yeah, no crack for
this one, the guys who make it are gay and search for the cracks, and make sure
they don't work on newer versions of Getright. But I'm sure looking at a couple
of ads as you download won't hurt you...much :)
Don't you just hate all those annoying
ads on websites? And even worse, those annoying pop up windows? Well, adsoff
will solve all those problems for ya. Only thing is, this new version has to
be registered. So here's two zip files, one with the installation program, the
other with the crack for it. First unzip and install AdsOff, then unzip the
crack in the same directory and run it. AdsOff
Ever wished for a really cool desktop
theme, and the ones that Windows comes with, are, well, just not quite what
you're looking for? I hear ya. And so, with many thanks to Chris, I bring you
Theme Studio 99. It's a nice, easy to use program, so now you can make your
own themes that you've always dreamed of. Oh, and, best of all, it's free :)
If there's anything worse than misspelling
something, it's not knowing what a word means. And again, laziness here prevents
me from getting up out of my comfortable chair to get a dictionary. CleverKeys
to the rescue! You highlight a word, hit Ctrl + L, and it finds a definition
at dictionary.com. You can also find related words at, you guessed it, thesaurus.com.
Oh, guess what. It's free :)
I found this while I was goofing off one
day. It popped up on one of those annoying pop up windows, (AdsOff must've been
turned off I guess) but it looked neat, so I risked having a million more pop
up by clicking on the download link. And to my surprise, no more windows! It
just downloaded. Anyways, this is a really neat program, tells you all your
local weather, live, right there in your taskbar. Well, the temperature anyways.
For other stuff like rain, wind, windchill, dewpoint, radar images, and weather
cams, you'll have to click on the taskbar icon. It's a really nice program,
runs well, doesn't take up a lotta memory, and it isn't a nuisance like some
other programs that run in the taskbar.
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