Amy - I'm a geese. And you're a geese. And together we make a gaggle of goose!

Amy - Stick that in your pope and smike it! - tongue-tied

10/28/00 5:02 pm Cori - It's a tid bit nipply out here.
Amy - Breast get back to the car then.

11/3/00 11:40 am. Amy - I just found a seed in this seedless grape. Suddenly, I'm questioning the entire bag's purity.

11/3/00 9:40 pm. Cori - Oh my holy oh jeez!

11/3/00 9:45 pm. Sara - And of course me and Cori were oddeling over Nick. - Sara's form of ogling?

11/4/00 2:40 pm. Tabby - Your tricks will not sway me, princess. Oh wait, I'm writing you. I guess my will has crumbled like the proverbial cookie.

11/7/00 12:25 pm. Amy - Dearest??? I'm beginning to think you may have keeled over, bit the bullet, kicked the bucket. Or maybe I'll be optimistic and imagine that you joined outward bound and you're having all kinds of crazy adventures with women on steroids and gay men who feel they have to prove themselves. Still, that can be very dangerous (and in more ways than one). Did you become Amish?? Were you involved in a horrible accident and as I type this you're lying like a vegetable in some stark white hospital?! Did you take a vow not to associate with people 'the likes of' me? Were you kidnapped and held hostage in a Mexican villa? Guillermo (Bobby, the sudden hero) saved you and then you rode off into the sunset on your Harley with him behind you. The last thought that went through your mind was not of Guillermo's fingers wrapped around your waist or the husky sound of his voice as he whispered in your ear. No, your last thought was that you needed to get home to email me. It brings tears to my eyes.

11/25/00 10:22 pm. Mikey - I'm eighteen… I could sleep with either one of you now!! - Mikey's revelation about the US legal system on his 18th birthday. (The look on his face was what made this great!)

12/4/00 12:36 pm. (Overheard on lunch break.) I just want to go back to the days when 'pregnant chad' meant African lady.

2/20/01 1:45 pm. Amy - "Now just hit 'Close down and log on as another loser... err, user...

4/4/01 5:00 pm. Amy - You guys were all doing immature and stupid things when you were younger and I had such a sheltered childhood that I never got a chance to do anything. ...This is why I do stupid things now. I can't very well be blamed... and don't look at me like that! You wanted to know!

4/11/01 7:00 pm. Tabby mocking my wordy email - I found your last email to be abundantly pleasing and astoundingly eloquent. Although I readily comprehended all the lengthy and exceedingly clever words you employed, I fail to have complete confidence that I could ever hope to rival, much less surpass your cunning inscriptions.

4/14/01. Christina - Goofnugget has sort of a...dirty-gross charm that I find oh so endearing.
Amy - Goofnugget makes me think of gold nuggets, boogers, and McDonald's chicken nuggets all at once.
Christina - Isn't it just grand enough though? ..and my, my, my do you have weird associations with the word nugget...

7/12/01 4:15pm. Allan - Look! It's a sexy cow! - said while pointing at Kristy's pony, Buttercup.

7/12/01 4:45pm. Allan - I don't think I'm ready at this point in my life to get married. Maybe next week.

7/14/01 2:20am. Allan - One lovely young lady for sale here. Eyes like the purest sky and hair like a Wisconsin sunset. She's a handful but worth it. We'll start the bidding high. Anyone for ten cents?

7/14/01 5:30 pm. Amanda - When I get back we have to pee.
Kristy - We have to pee? What, like a community pee?
Amy - Sure, we can all line up and go, then drink something, and then pee some more. It'll be a blast! Though I'd hate to see what we'll do for an encore...

7/22/01 10:20 am. Kristy - Is that your word for the day? Retro?
Amy - Sure. I keep over-using it today in this here and now.
Kristy - As opposed to yesterday in that here and now?
Amy - Perhaps. My mouth didn't notice that my mind came to a grinding halt. You just shush and concentrate on driving.

8/4/01 10:50 pm. Amy - Did I just confuse anyone else? Because I completely lost myself...

8/8/01 1:48 pm. Amy - It feels like a cross between a Monday and Friday... which, I suppose, is exactly how a Wednesday should feel. I think I'm just gonna stop talking now.