Inspired by a poem by Queen Elizabeth (That's Liz
as played by Miranda Richardson in the British TV series "Blackadder II"
and written by Ben Elton and Tony Curtis) Herein I present what the poem
might have been with a little work:
Onomatopoeia
When the night is dark,
And the dogs go "bark".
When there's ice and snow,
And the cocks go "crow".
When your chewing on life's gristle,
And the kettle goes "whistle".
Think of upon the lighter half,
And you just might go "laugh"