Ode to Our R.A.

Our RA is dude.
He's handy and cooks his own food
He's calm, soft-spoken
(His English ain't broken),
Good tempered and never been rude.

He's full of friendly advice;
And seldom must one ask him twice.
If you find you're locked out
For Diego just shout,
And two or three bucks would be nice.

He comes to us from Argentina.
His room, you will not find one cleaner.
It's neat and kept well,
Unlike others' that smell!
'Cos with a vacuum no one is meaner.

So do not neglect your RA,
Our hero, the man of the day.
Yo check-it-out Jack,
He's the daddy-of-the-mack!
Let's hear it for Diego, Hooray!