Cast of Characters Page 2 |
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Muslim (Daryl Lucas) S½B½BfNAM seeks very black woman with looks of passing standard and overactive libido for gruelling 19-hour sex marathon. How black? So black that she's blue! Pref. fan of soulful poetry, discursive intellectualism and epic binge drinking. Vapid, visceral reptilian sorority girls with penchant for thick necks and monosyllabic vocabulary need not apply. Must like Thai food |
Darren (Da-Wong Leung) 5 Reasons to respect and fear Darren: 1. He's smarter than he looks. 2. He has a friend named "Bób". 3. He has a collapsing skeleton toy. 4. Ben Disraely was the greatest Brittish leader since Hadrian. 5. He can indisciminantly kick your ass. |
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Maris (Mariana Fernandez) Don't be fooled by her ostensible innocence, dulcid charm and cheeky smile. Maris is infact a spy! A secret agent for some highly funded, unaccountable, officially deniable, unknown-agenda organization. She lives a secret life of intrigue and mystery, sneaking around, dodging bullets, assuming identities, and delivering wry laconic one-liners each time she nonchalantly blows something up... Or did I just dream that? |
Leonard (a house plant) During his short tenure on this earth Leonard was able to overcome the severe disability of being inanimate vegetation. He invented the fly-swatter, and made significant contributions to the field of urology. He co-wrote the screenplay for Terminator 2, helped bring down Al D'Amato, and coined the phrase "I don't care if you can put a volcano out with those feet.". He also photosynthesized, made cellulose, and transported water by the TATC method. |
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