To the tune of BNL's song 'Alcohol'....
by Idgi




Mulderclones


Mulderclones my permanent accessory
Mulderclones a party time necessity
Mulderclones, alternative to feeling up yourself
O Mulderclones, are real good for your health

I love life more than I did the week before
I discovered Mulderclones

Forget that masturbation
screw your Mulderclone instead
A suited Mulderclone for you, a jeans and T for me
Mulderclones, you won't complain your
sex life's gone down hill
When Mulderclones are giving you your fill

I love life more than I did the week before
I discovered Mulderclones
"O Mulderclone, would you please just screw me?"
You see I cannot blow myself
"Then do something else"

I thought that Mulderclones were just for show, with
nothing else to do
I thought I had to bid to get one,
Always thought that I would lose
But now I know that there's a place
and there's a clone that I can choose
To help me cross the line, from
self control to getting loose

I love life more than I did the week before
I discovered Mulderclones
Would you please ignore that you
found me on the floor
Trying out my Mulderclone?
"O Mulderclone, would you please just screw me?"
You see I cannot blow myself
"Then do something else"

 

 

Finis

 

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