Finale
By special request, herewith the filk for BNL's 'One Week'. (I think this
one was even harder than REM's song - and that one was a bitch!!)
"One Week" - with apologies to BNL... although I kinda think they'd
understand. ;-)

 

Finale
by Monica
It's been three weeks since the final ep
Cocked our heads to one side
And said "We're depressed"
Five days since we mourned our loss saying
"Hold it together with re-runs and fanfic"
Three days in the rubber room
I realise we lost control, but couldn't help it
Everyday easier to bear
But it'll still be five months till we see the premiere
Take it easy, get our tapes out
Hit play then no doubt
We'll soon be looking at Mulder-man
I'll forward it to the bit
Mulder strips lays there naked, twitch
And I like that Skinner
cause he's always been a sexy man
Hot is Fox Mulder when he's ass-licked
I mean he's ass-kicked
Because he looks so damn cute
Walt Skinner's got those great pecs
Looks great in those specs, you want to strip him
Out of that suit
Forced to take a break feels like a wake
It's like a strikin' shakin' ache
We love Fox Mulder, he's the finest of the X-Men
Gotta see the show, 'cause then we'll know
Our love for Fox is gonna grow
But it's not dangerous
no need to sign a waiver
How can we help it if you think we've lost it
When Fox's sad
Tryin' hard just to smile though we feel bad
We're the kind of philes who love that man Duchovny
Don't understand what I mean?
Hope you'll soon see
We have a tendancy to wear our lust
On our sleeves
Cos he's a history of taking off his shirt
It's been two weeks since the final ep
Threw our arms in the air
And said "Can't stand it "
Five days since we talked it out
We've still got old eps we can talk about
It's been few days since the afternoon
We realized it's not our fault
Not a moment too soon
Yesterday said a break is fair
And now we sit back and wait
Till we see the premiere
Alexei Krycek the Russian vixen
See him with Mulder and our brain stops tickin'
Watching X-Files with no light on
We're dans la maison
We hope that Mulder's in the first ep
Like Harrison Ford we're getting frantic
Cos Fox is magic
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa we make mad films
Okay, we don't make films
But if we did they'd have D Duchovny
Gonna get a set of better tapes
Gonna find the kind that don't flake
Just so our Fox is always showing
On the t.v.
Gotta get in tune with FX soon
'Cause the re-runs have got
that Fox Mulder babe 
Who makes us think the wrong thing
How can we help it if you think we've lost it
When Fox's sad
Tryin' hard just to smile though we feel bad
We're the kind of philes who love that man Duchovny
Don't understand what I mean?
Hope you'll soon see
We have a tendancy to wear our lust
On our sleeves
Cos he's a history of taking off his shirt
It's been three weeks since the final ep
Dropped our arms to our sides
And said "We miss it "
Five days since we laughed out loud and said
"We just did just what we thought
we were gonna do"
Many days since the season end
We realized we're not to blame
But what could we do?
Yesterday we just smiled and said
That it'll still be five months
till we see the premiere
Finis

 

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