An ode to Season 5,

sung to the tune of R.E.M.'s 'It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)'.

by Monica Duff

 

It's The End Of The Season As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
That's great, it starts with a Redux, vials and chips, a kiss or two, and
shippers are not afraid. Mulder on a mission, ends with Scully in remission
- Consortium serves its own needs, so now we know CSM bleeds. Frohike,
Byers, Langley, Scully no, Skinner no. Mulder naked on the floor with fear
of 'them'. Not them. M&S by a fire, representing shipper hopes for sleeping
bag for hire and a camping site. PMP, Mulder, Scully in a hurry with the
locals breathing down their neck. Black and white X File has baffled, some
philes shocked. Look at that dance scene! Great then! Uh oh, Emily, plot
inconsistencies, Scully angst, but it'll do. Save yourself, fanfic yourself.
CC serves his own needs, see shipper hearts bleed. Modell up and walking and
the sister with the whammy - huh? A therapist, psychotic, slam, trees, mud,
blood, Mulder feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine.
Nine o'clock - XF hour. Make sure your vcr has power. Stephen King, doll
thing, listen to the phone ring. Mulder, office, next morning Scully
looking, pencils dropping. Mulder trapped - in a bad way. Kickass!Scully
saves the day. Mulder on bed, Scully on bed. Ooh Boy, ooh Boy. Watch a bed
shake, shake. Uh oh, Marita means have fear - Mulder near. Krycek kiss and
slash cheer. A Travellers, a Travellers, a Travellers of lies. Offer me no
M&S, offer me a Mulder ring, and I decline.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine.
Mulder and Marty a nice connection did provide. Next ep Scully-ride. Scully,
Skinner, Mulder undercover. Mulder nuts and locked up. Krycek back,
Cancerman, office burn, hug! XF-obssessed, focussed! woah!, movie next,
right? Right.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it.
It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

 

Finis

 

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