ADDICTED TO SLASH

penned by Idgi

Your p.c's on, and you're at home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
A Skinner* kiss is all it takes

You don't sleep, you don't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your pants are tight (or wet <g>), you can't breathe
A Mulder kiss is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stash, on
line
It's closer to the truth to say you want them to pash, you
know you're
Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to slash

You see M/Sk** signs, you start to read
You start to feel a certain need
Your heart beats in double time
Another kiss and you'll be fine

A one track mind
You can't be saved
More slash is all you crave
The XF guys want to screw
You don't mind if they do

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stash, on
line
It's closer to the truth to say you want them to pash, you
know you're
Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to slash

Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash
Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash
Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash
Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash
Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash

<Guitar solo>

Your pc's on, and you're not home
Your will is not your own
Your heart sweats and teeth grind
Another screw and you'll be fine

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stash, on
line
It's closer to the truth to say you want them to pash, you
know you're
Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to slash

Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash
Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash
Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash
Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash
Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash

*Insert your preference, but it should be a two-syllable name to fit
properly (in the sentence <g>)

** (insert your own ideal <g>)

It's the end of the season as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

Finis

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