| The Four Stages of a DD Encounter |
| Stage 2. Elation: This phase is marked by fits of giggles, squeeling and hyperventiliation. Observers might wonder what drugs you are on. You might break out into song (I can't breathe, I can't eat, Another glimpse is all I need....Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to Dave). |
| And on that note and in my seemingly endless effort
to re-write every Robert Palmer song out there <g>
(all in a good cause of course!) herewith I present you
with.... Thanks to Monica Duff for penning this. |
Addicted To Dave
Your t.v.'s on, and you're at home Your mind is not your own Your heart sweats, your body shakes A DD smile, is all it takes
You don't sleep, you don't eat There's no doubt, you're in deep His pants are tight, you can't breathe A DD bulge is all you need
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune, you won't rave, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you'd be his love slave, you know you're Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Dave
See DD signs, you start to reel Your head spins, you have to kneel Your heart beats in double time Another glimpse and you'll be fine
A one track mind You can't be saved More Dave is all you crave Mulder, Jake, and Randy too It's all the same to you
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune, you won't rave, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you'd be his love slave, you know you're Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Dave
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Dave Might as well face it, you're addicted to Dave Might as well face it, you're addicted to Dave Might as well face it, you're addicted to Dave Might as well face it, you're addicted to Dave
<Guitar solo>
Your t.v.'s on, and you're at home Your will is not your own Your heart sweats, your teeth grind More Duchovny and you'll be fine
Whoa, you like to think that you're immune, you won't rave, oh yeah It's closer to the truth to say you'd be his love slave, you know you're Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Dave
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Dave Might as well face it, you're addicted to Dave Might as well face it, you're addicted to Dave Might as well face it, you're addicted to Dave Might as well face it, you're addicted to Dave
Finis
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