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Welcome to Xpress Lifts You will be going down two thousand, five hundred and sixty-seven floors and, for a small extra charge, you can enjoy the in-lift movie "Gone With the Wind." If you look to your right and to your left, you will notice there are no exits. In the highly unlikely event of the lift having to make a crash-landing, death is certain. Under your seats you will find a cassette for recording your last-minute testament, and from above your head a bag will drop containing sedatives and cyanide capsules... |
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no, I am not going on about a dead star!! In fact Red Dwarf is a mining ship lost in space leaving Lister as the last remaining member of the human race after a radiation leak killed everyone
3 million years previous. A hologram simulation of a dead member of crew, a highly evolved cat, an obsessive cleaning mechanoid and an senile computer are his
only companions.
Food rationing is not a problem...but there is only one After Eight mint left and everyone's too polite to take it. Originally shown on British televsion Red Dwarf now has a cult following. Well, think about it - imagine being the last human alive, lost in space, and out of Shake'n Vac! |
LISTER: Cat? CAT: Mmm? LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones? CAT: Sure! LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy? CAT: Wilma Flintstone? LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that sharmi body, it drives me crazy. Is it me? CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived. LISTER: That's good. I thought I was goin' strange. CAT: She's incredible! LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty? CAT: Betty Rubble? (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma. LISTER: This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone? CAT: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation. LISTER: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it. |
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