Smokey

Part 1; Smokey's journey

One day Smokey was swinging in the car, it was very cold and he was just about to eat a ham sandwich when a banger hit the car and the car exploded and a cucumber hit him on the back.
He jumped out of the car and into the river he landed in a flora tub and wrapped himself up with some tissues because it was very cold. And suddenly a crocodile came up to him and said "Can I eat your cucumber that's on your back?" "No" said Smokey and the croc went away. Smokey saw a Garfield book in the river so he fished it out and read it. Suddenly the river opened up to be a lake. Smokey recognized it as being the Lake District and he saw a ham sandwich on the bank and paddles towards it. Then he goes on an adverture playground then he sees a little house and decides to stay.

Part 2; Ham sandwichs

One day Smokey got fed up with his house and went to hitch a lift home.
He got into a car and the driver offered him a ham sandwich. Smokey arrives home and his owner gives him a ham sandwich. Then he calls for his friends and his friend gives him a ham sandwich then they go to a party and has a ham sandwich. He goes home and has his supper of a ham sandwich.

Part 3; A dream of a ham sandwich

One night Smokey had a dream, he dreamt he was in the land of the ham sandwichs with ham sandwich trees and rivers with ham sandwichs floating down them. And ham sandwich people eating ham sandwichs. THEN the ham sandwich king came up to Smokey and offered him a ham sandwich and told him to come to the ham sandwich ball. Smokey was in such a frit that he woke up and had tp have a ham sandwich to calm himself down.

Part 4; Smokey's flight

One day Smokey was playing in the garden when a bird came along and Smokey chased it. Over the hills and past the petrol station and onto the airway it flew and into a plane. Smokey jumped into the plane and the bird flew out, the door closed, the plane started moving and Smokey was trapped inside!

Part 5; Airplane, apples and appy america

The plane took off and Smokey slid to the back of the plane. When they were up in the air the hostess started giving out lunch. Smokey felt hungry, there was a sudden jerk and a portian of chips flew onto his back. Smokey got them off his back and started to enjoy suddenly there was another jerk and one of the wings caught fire! The plane started loosing height Smokey jumped out ot the plane with a parachute. Smokey plunged into the depths of the sea. A cruise ship saw him and hauled him on board.

Part 6; Cruise ship QE3

Smokey smelled the fresh smell of fish as he explored the cabin. A rich, fat lady saw him and looked after him all the way home. When Smokey got to England he got on a taxi and when he got home his owner bought him a lead and tied him to the wall so that Smokey could have no more adventures.