1)Build up nuclear weapons stock then use them to obliterate your enemies.
DRAWBACKS:
*Not much world left to dominate after nuclear winter.
*May obliterate you.
2)Invest in a fleet of alien warships and then use them to attack Earth.
DRAWBACKS:
*Alien warships always loose battles with Earth despite their superior technology.
*High interest rates.
3)Set up a small lettuce industry then when it becomes a multi-billion dollar, international company, poison all the lettuces and then laugh as people eat their salads.
DRAWBACKS:
*Can no longer accept invitations to dinner parties.
*Can no longer eat salads.
4)Create your own army out of some granary bread and your own DNA. Then invade the countries of the world with your genetic army. The people will be so confused with your creation they will surrender immediately.
DRAWBACKS:
*Might not work.
5)Wait till an asteroid is just about to hit Earth, then while all the leading aurthorities are dealing with that invade all the major countries with your bread army.
DRAWBACKS:
*May have to wait a long time for asteroid.
*Asteroid may hit Earth if North Sea Oil companies are too busy.
*Might not beable to afford all the plane tickets. (NB. find out if British Airways do discounts for Mutated Bread, or not)