Asylum BZ34

Asylum BZ34

Where the strange just get stranger

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Personality-Type-Quizzy-Doodah

This quiz is guarenteed to work out your personality.
Well maybe not guarenteed, maybe might and maybe not personality, maybe, oh never mind just do the quiz.

  1. What do you use the hooks on your jeans for?
    2. a) A belt obviously
    b) Useful stuff, dog keyring, money, walkman, chainsaw
    c) A big bunch of keys so I can strut around pretending I'm a prison warden
    d) I don't wear jeans cos I have no legs

  2. Complete the phrase; "Doh ray me fah so lah..."

    3. a) ti doh
    b) woh boh ti doh
    c) SINGING IS NOT ALLOWED!!!
    d) Edinburgh

  3. What is your name?

    4. a) Bernard
    b) Bernard
    c) Bernard
    d) Bernard

  4. The best thing about a computer is;

    5. a) Nowt, it's an over-rated abacus
    b) I like typing "were" on the keyboard
    c) Solitaire, it sounds like solitary as in solitary confinement
    d) cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

  5. When you're bored, you;

    6. a) Ring your friends
    b) Buy a goldfish
    c) Go round shouting at people you don't know
    d) Shave the cat

  6. It's December, your watch says;

    7. a) 2 o'clock, cos that's what time it is
    b) 3 o'clock, I don't do this thing called Greenwich Mean Time
    c) Lock up time
    d) "Hello, how are you? KILL SOMEONE -NOW!!!" - but only if it's in a good mood

  7. A mobile phone is;
    8. a) It's a phone that's mobile, der!
    b) A strange shaped frisbee
    c) Illegal in schools!!
    d) A necessity of life (bare in mind d is the scary insane answer)

  8. Coffee with;

    9. a) Milk
    b) Blue ice - that's what you get for throwing a chip at me
    c) Nothing. I like it neat so I can stay awake on night duty
    d) Cheese!

  9. Christmas is;

    10. a) December 25th (traditionally)
    b) All year round! It's nice to give people pressies whatever the date!
    c) The season of "good will"??? - no I don't think so, maybe good will and testimony
    d) Very nice on toast

  10. Bouncy castles

    11. a) Are fun for kids
    b) Would be great if you could live in them!
    c) Are BANNED, no one is allowed to have fun here
    d) Bouncy cheese?

Mostly A'sYou're sane and probably boring too, nobody answers correctly on these quizzes!!
Mostly B'sWell Done! You have a nice healthy level of insanity
Mostly C'sYou have a strong ambition to be a prison warden/teacher
Mostly D'sHelp?

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