We party all day
We party all night
And we are always
Cooking a special delight.

Our home is a castle
With everything you need
Including Duncan, Methos, Joe,
Connor, Richie, and any other dream.

The 'D' might be for dirty
The 'B' might be for broads
But in this club
We have a silent 'O'.

Stop by any time
At ROGboard or Dwarfland
Bring your appetite
And your party hat.

Cause the lights never go off
We never sleep
We are constantly eating
And then enjoyably working it off!

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