The 100 point Highlander Purity test

1. Have you ever set your VCR for an episode of Highlander?
2. Looked up and saw lightening and wondered who got whacked?
3. Have you gotten a Highlander actors autograph?
4. Actually played the Highlander Drinking game and lived?
5. Written any stories about immortality?
6. Read ANY books about immortals or immortality or that had a Highlander character in it?
7. Found yourself with the urge to hoard anything because they will become antiques?
8. Reached for your sword as a sign of frustration?
9. Signed your human email with your immortal/handle name?
10. Been called by your handle/immortal name?
11. Answered faster to your handle/immortal name then your mortal one?
12. Replied to your handle/immortal name?
13. Had any thoughts about legally changing your human name to your handle/immortal one?
14. Used the word "immie" more than 20 times in a day?
15. Used such expressions as, "Gathering" and "There can be only one"?
16. Not cared about anything you wear unless it has a Highlander character on it?
17. Dressed up in a trenchcoat and carried a sword?
18. Put a Watcher tattoo on your wrist?
19. Told the rest of the world to go away because you were busy doing Highlander/computer related stuff?
20. Sat around for three hours (or 3 weeks) complaining that your Highlander Catalog hasn't come in yet?
21. Walked around the house with a plastic Katana bought at WalMart for $2.97 Canadian
22. Had the urge to perform a kata with you plastic or real sword to release tension, especially tension after watching the AAA episodes?
23. Checked the linings of your coat for secret sword pockets.
24. Know all the rules of The Game?
25. Know more about the rules of the game then the people who came up with it?
26. Found yourself with the urge to remind people there can be only one, maybe two?
27. You hear anything related to Scotland, highlands, swords, beer, Britian, Rottweilers, Bonny Potmore, Queen, need I go on....and think of Highlander.
28. Have you ever checked a strangers wrist because they seemed to be "watching" you.
29. Do you know the lines better then the actors ever did?
30. Do you start bawling when 'dust in the wind' plays on the radio?
31. Can you recite (word for word) all of the opening dialogues from all six (five?) seasons, including 'Princes of the Universe'?
32. Do you believe that your frus are speaking to you?
33. Found yourself with the urge to hoard gold because you know you'll need it in the next century.
34. Found youself thinking, "Pesky mortals" when in a gathering place?
35. Are your very best friends immortals?
36. Drawn swords all over your test papers or work papers?
37. Electricuted yourself to see what a Quickening would feel like?
38. Planned battle strategies for wars against K'Immies?
39. Refered to someone younger than you as a pre-immie?
40. Found yourself putting your clan title on any resumes (ie. Chief Wench of, Keeper of the Sword, Keeper of the boxers)?
41. Told all your friends about your life as an immortal?
42. Viewed knights in fairy tales as old friends
43. Read a description in a book on one of your alter-ego's and thought, "Hey, I wasn't like that, I was this way!"?
44. While reading a book you realize that you personally knew the author or the factual character in the book?
45. Been stopped by a police officer and told him/her that they can't give you a ticket because you're an immortal?
46. Looked up during dinner with this strange look on your face and told your date that you had some unfinished buisness to take care of .
47. Found yourself mapping out the route from your place of employment to the nearest sword store? (Down the hall, past the display case, over the plant, past the dry cleaning place, the drug store, the computer store, across the hall to house of knives)
48. Given up your seat on the bus to an older person because it's easier than trying to sit with your sword in your trench coat?
49. Demanded your seat from an old woman, insisting that you're the oldest person on the bus?
50. When you read the Bible and see the 4 Horseman you can't help but think of Kronos, Methos, Silas and Caspian.
51. Love beer, even if you don't drink it.
52. Have a great infatuation with blue boxers?
53. Love the blues.
54. Stand By Me happens to be one of your favorites songs, but to you Joe Dawson sings it best.
55. Wonder why Amanda's was going to buy a Camel in To Be.
56. Are in constant denial?
57. Richie is alive!!! And will never die!!!
58. Are infatuated with a cetain persons toes...twinkle toes Methos!
59. Roger Daltrey and Fitzcairn ARE the same person...RD is one of Fitz's immortal alter ego's.
60. Your computer at work is full of Highlander bookmarks.
61. You had a priest bless your apartment, your office, and any other place you usually go!
62. You make pilgrimages to Paris and Vancouver?
63. 68 wives in 5,000 years doesn't seem like that much to you anymore.
64. Walk by an orphanage and wonder....
65. Refer to upstate as "Highlands" and lower state as the "Lowlands"
66. You have a Highlander Screensavor
67. You consider yourself a Watcher.
68. You remember the "good old days"
69. Dunkin Donuts was really created by Duncan and Tim Horton's was really created by Horton.
70. You never undestimate a cute little 10 year old boy.
71. Thought of remodeling a house to "pass the time" or "keep yourself busy"
72. Walk into a dojo and just *sigh*
73. When you go to buy a car your only choices are a T-Bird or a Land Rover.
74. You call all your enemies Hunters or K'immies.
75. You remember what Joe put on Richie's tombstone (though he really isn't dead).
76. You know the difference between euros and no euros and are very mad if you don't get euros!!!!
77. When you go to someone's house and they open the door you say "Candygram" before saying hello.
78. When you introduce yourself you end in saying "of the Clan MacLeod"
79. You know Tessa Noel and Sean Burns live on.
80. Named your children after a Highlander character.
81. When your basement floods you think of Methos hanging up all the recipes in his Paris cellar.
82. Named a pet or pets after Highlander characters.
83. You walk into a bookstore and just wonder!! Where was that CD placed???
84. You know that the Eiffel Tower is the world's largest lightening rod.
85. You have daily "HL moments"
86. You know all the episodes by their abbreviations.
87. Static electricity is really the "buzz" when you pass a fellow immortal.
88. You can pull your sword from out of no where even when you are in a full leather outfit.
89. You know how tall Nero was and Julius Ceaser's favorite foods.
90. You know that Lord Bryon was not only a wonderful poet but a great singer and song writer!
91. A daily question you face: "Who wants to live forevor?"
92. When you go to a club and/or bar and they stamp your hand you ask that they stamp your wrist instead.
93. When you here of a great heist you wonder if Amanda was behind it.
94. You go to a circus looking for Amanda and Duncan's knife and wheel trick.
95. You'd gladly wait in line for two hours (Twice!) just to get into the Peace room to buy a dinky little picture of AP.
96. You know and celebrate all the Highlander characters birthdays!!!
97. Have you ever gone into day long discussions on how it is okay to still love Methos after him "being" "Death"?
98. Have you ever gotten into a five hour long discussion about the signifigance of Richie emptying the trash during Duncan's scene in obsession?
99. Stood on the shores of Loch Sheil (sp?) and wondered what that haunting scottish ballad playing in the background was?
Near death experience? Or immortality?
101. Came back from the dead!

That's it. You can use your score to compare relative Highlander obsessive with friends.