1.When you're looking through your drawer for that other black sock, you aid your search by telling yourself, "Lock on to the strongest power source, it SHOULD be the power generator."
2.When riding your bike, you look behind you and accelerate wildly by pressing down on the petal with your right toe.
3.You've ever pretended the orange in your lunchbox was a thermal detonator, and thought about using it to get a better price at the milk counter.
4.You've made your Kenner Darth Vader figure a "proper" cloak out of cloth, to replace the cheap vinyl one he came with.
5.You've kept the "good" action figures stored separately from the "bad" ones.
6.Whenever you went anywhere outside with your friends, you always walked single file, to hide your numbers.
7.You've written several letters to the President recommending that he dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors, and let fear keep the local systems in line.
8.In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown out of the game for suggesting, "How about some sabacc?
9.You believe there really is a Lando System, they just haven't found it yet!
10.You've ever called somebody "laserbrain" - and meant it.
11.You've ever used fishing line to try the snow speeder - tow cables maneuver on your cat.
12.When you and a friend have been on one of those amusement park rides where you had to sit back to back, and you started calling him Dack and told him to stop whining about his approach vector.
13.Whenever your mother asked you to babysit your little brother, you always instilled confidence by replying, "leave him to me. I will deal with him myself."
14.When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remarked, "the Force is strong with this one."
15.On Halloween, you would never dress as one of the following:
Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Vader, Chewie, Threepio, Artoo However, you would dress as:
Wedge, Porkins, Crix Madine, that spider droid from Jabba's palace, that fat dancer from Jabba's palace, Sy Snootles Imperial Death Star firing officers (dorky hat patrol) Wuher (Mos Eisley Cantina bartender), The Dianoga(sewer monster), Boba Fett! An Imperial probe droid
16.You always kept a bowl filled with live three-legged frogs next to your bed, just in case you wanted a snack.
17.As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."
18.You actually CAN move things with the Force.
19.You've refused to enter a cave/cavern/tunnel without a handgun and a large stick.
20.You've told the mall Christmas elf, "You will take me to Santa now."
21.When someone had apoligized to you, you choked him and told him that you accepted his apology.
22.You've told people that you're fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.
23.When you waited for a friend to catch up with you, you told him to hurry up or he'd be a permanent resident.
24.The girl you've been going out with suddenly tells you she loves you and you said, "I know."
25.You've bought Wing Commander III and/or IV just because Mark Hamill was in it!
26.You've composed lyrics to the SW theme.
27.You've tried to create your own Yoda puppet out of a green sock and some buttons.
28.You have lightsaber duelled with cardboard tubes, rolled up periodicals, or common garden vegetables.
29.You've used one of Solo's lines in an intimate situation.
30.You've been pulled over by a policeman and when asked to see your drivers' licence you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."
31.You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or "Dark Vader",confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spelled Wookiee with only one "e."
32.You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir, droids."
33.You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man."
34.Everytime you put a glove on your right hand you say... "that's right, Artoo. We're going to the Dagobah System. I have a promise to keep to an old friend."
35.You've ever found yourself in a chat room, training Jedi
36.You've tried to make your own lightsaber.
37.You've gotten into a fist fight with a Trekkie. (I'd just like to say that I am a Trekkie and a SW fan. Yes, it can be done)
38.You've told family and friends that your children LOVE Star Wars, even though they really don't, just so you can play with the toys!
39.You've bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name!
40.You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
41.You don't need a TV and VCR to watch the movies.
42.You know at least 10 Star Wars website addresses by heart.
43.You know all the forms in which it's been released (theater, Pan & Scan video, Letterbox, Laserdisc, THX, Special Edition, etc.) and know the differences between them.
44.You can recite *all* the dialogue from the entire trilogy.
45.You quote the trilogy at appropriate moments.
46.You draw comparisons to Star Wars in casual conversation.
47.You shell out 10 bucks for a magazine that describes the planet Tatooine.
48.When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!"
49.You know the names of all major cast members and what they're doing now.
50.You have a list of major bloopers and inside jokes in your head.
51.You would feed yourself to the rancor if it meant finding out the name of Anakin's wife.
52.You're always game to hear the latest rumor about the new films.
53.Even if you don't buy the spinoff material, you know it's out there, who wrote it, who published it, and you can probably give a synopsis of it.
54.You can pick more nits out of a spinoff novel than Lucas himself.
55.You hunt through ROTJ frame-by-frame searching for the shoe.
56.You have gone over ANH and ESB frame-by-frame, just in case someone put a shoe in there,too.
57.You think John Williams is the greatest composer ever lived.
58.You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into any of those "Classical Collections"...
59.You make lists like "101 Uses for An Ewok," OR "Signs You May Be a SW Addict!" (no comment)
60.Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars.
61.Your friends regularly quiz you on SW factoids.
62.Whenever you buy a new appliance, you always make sure and get that one that speaks Bocce.
63.You know more about the major characters' personalities than Lucasfilm does.
64.When something is just out of your reach, you close your eyes and try to "force" it into your hand.
65.When your professor hands you back a paper and says, "Commas are your weakness," you retort, "And your faith in your friends is yours!!"
66.You know all the words to that Ewok song.
67.Everytime someone tells you one of their deepest secrets you gloat and say, "You're far too trusting."
68.You insist on telling people the odds about everything!
69.People tell you to stop saying, "I have a bad feeling about this" so often.
70.You are counting the days until movie two of the prequels.
71.You can't pick up a flashlight without waving it around and humming.
72.You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
73.When you experience insomnia, you begin counting nerf.
74.You know what a nerf is.
75.When you put Star Wars in the VCR and push "play," it's like you're being transported to another world.
76.Someone mentions being abducted by little green men and you respond by pointing out that Yoda would never do such a thing!
77.You find yourself discussing characters from the books and movies as if they were actually old friends of yours.
78.You don't need subtitles when an alien speaks in one of the movies.
79.You have a pet named after one of the characters.
80.You have a child named after one of the characters or stars.
81.You truly believe you are strong in the Force.
82.Yoda and Ben appears to you in your dreams and you take their advice on a regular basis.
83.A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows application.
84.You truly believe, after 20 years, that the new movies will be released any day now.
85.When you get in trouble and your parents decide to punish you, they know that the only way they'll get through to you is by taking away your privilege to watch Star Wars.
86.You dream about Star Wars, both at night and during the day.
87.When you read SW books, you can see it happening in your head.
88.You can't read a quote from one of the movies without acting like the person who actually said it!
89.James Earl Jones will ALWAYS be Darth Vader to you, no matter what other role he is in.
90.You are saving your money now. Because the prequels are coming out soon and you know that what you want to do will require a lot of money!!
91.You search swamps looking for Jedi Masters.
92.You refer to your mother-in-law as "the Hutt."
93.You listen to the Imperial Theme for inspiration.
94.You listen to any other Star Wars music for inspiration
95.You are reading this list. :)
96.You can contribute at least 3 new ideas to this list!
97.You have Star Wars checks.
98.You send a shoe to George Lucas, hoping it will make it in his next film!
99.Whenever you see a cinnamon roll, you can't help but think of Princess Leia.
100.You bet your friends on how many times the band will play "The Imperial March' in a college football game.
 

If you have any good ideas to add to this list, e-mail me and I'll take a look at them