"For such a sweet boy, Anakin certainly can be troublesome... his timing is almost as bad as Obi-Wan and his dancing habits. And what is with that guy in the background, waving behind Anakin. That wasn't the time for waving, either."
"That bit about wanting to kill Obi-Wan was accurate, but not for the reasons Qui-Gon stated. Actually I just wanted to see him dance again! Besides which, he was something of a dead weight. He never did anything of importance until he killed that horrid Sith."
"Oh reeaallllyy, your Highness... Let's just see what happens in the next few movies..."
"Oh, and what was with that face you were making? You looked like you were in the most extreme pain the human mind can handle. Or perhaps the most extreme pain your mind could handle.."
"Or is that seen only from a certain point of veiw?"
"Anakin! Now is not the time to stomp on my cloak! I don't care if it's showing Sith tendencies!"
"BEEP BOOP BUP!"
"What did the trash can on wheels say?"
"He said that there's a guy attempting to give Anakin bunny ears."
"Master, what's wrong with Pad- I mean, Amid-, I mean... aw hell. What's wrong with her? And why is she aiming that blaster at my head?"
"She finds it physically painful to fire a blaster, and she believes that you are partly to blame for it being necessary that she even touch one. Therefore, she's going to shoot you."
"Oh, alright. I just wanted to know why the Queen was going to kill me. I suppose it's ok, now that I know. But shouldn't she be blaming you instead, Master?"
"Yes, I suppose this means I'll be dead by the end of the Movie."
"You were going to be dead anyway."