Yeah, I'd like to die of old age. * I'll light you a candle. * Only the things you can't get arrested for. * With all the crap you guys go through, I'm surprised you're not all nuts. * Everybody tends to root for their guy a little. It's an occupational hazard. * By cutting yourself open? It took you 5000 years to come up with that? * I guess next you're gonna tell me there's no Santa Claus. * Straight into the lion's den, huh? And what makes you think you're going to come out alive? * History's been written. And people have been known to kill the messenger that waltzes in with a new version of the truth. * Yeah, I guess that's what legends are supposed to do. * I'm a watcher, OK? I'm watching. * Damn. See? I bleed. I can get an infection and die. * For thousands of years the watchers have lived by a single set of rules: we observe, we record, and we stay the hell out of it. * Baseball. It's - I dunno - like meditation. * I know damn near everything about you, Duncan MacLeod. I know who you fought, who you killed. I know you you loved. I know it all! * They're gonna blow my brains out tomorrow. Tradition. You gotta love it. * Hell of a thing, weighing ethics and honor against a friend's life. * Hey, jes' like the lone ranger, man. * I was 18, OK? All-city, all-state. We were the football hero and the prom queen. I would play all day, we would dance all night. * Say your guy likes the opera. You go to the opera. Say your guy takes a notion to go to the new world. Well, you grab a hand spike, you sign on. * I did some checking on this Methos flake. The other one. * Yeah, he's at the park right now with Elvis and JFK! And they're listening to Jerry Garcia. What the hell do you think this is, some kind of conspiracy? * If you say so, but I still vote for the sword.