The following is a SkarrPhace roleplay. The proper steps should be taken at this time to insure that you are fully prepared for the mental assault that is about to take place on your brain. And if that punk wannabe-Sephiroth guy Kronos is watchin'....

Put the controller to the Playstation down...

And slowly back away from the console....and pay attention as a REAL man shows you how it's done.

Ready?

Get it.

Cuz I AM for real....


: the Diary :
- - - Once in a Lifetime - - -

In world news today, officials decreed that wrestler Michael Vincenetti, alias Skarrphace, must be stopped. After being monitored by secret service agents for 2 years, evidence leads Tobacco & Fire Arms officials to believe that is literally dope interviews promote drug usage and distribution, degrade women, influence gambling, promote and teach violence, and more importantly, it's influencing our minors and destroying our communities. Officials say he's a lord of underground wrestling, and him and his interviews must be stopped.


. . . . . The scene opens up in front of you as you look down upon the scenery. What you see in front of you is a spectacular scene of ocean water banging into the surf. The sky is overcast and the wind is blowing hard, because you can hear it as it howls against the microphone of the camera. The camera pans as it sees a couple walking alone on the sand. They are holding hands and seem to be happy. The camera continues to pan around and standing there, leaning against a fence on a wooden deck overlooking the ocean view, is Skarrphace. He's dressed in a pair of black workout pants, which look like sweatpants, and a gray Tommy Hilfiger pullover. He has a half-smile on his face as he speaks aloud, his voice is masked . . . . .


Skarrphace: You see them? Walking alone together....two people in love. That's perfect. I decided to get away from the crowds....I decided to step away from the scene a bit to reflect....my debut, my next opponents, my future. It's all one and the same...Kip Reed called me the most talented wrestler in the world today. He's right of course, but for a different reason than anyone else thinks...you see, it wasn't Faze he mentioned there...it wasn't Kronos...it wasn't Jonny Hemp....it wasn't Fission...it was me, the Only 1 That Matters....and that means something....but what means more is what I do with that recognition. I am the best in this business for one reason...because I take care of business. There are those in the NWWF that are catapaulted into their positions because there are simply so few heroes in this world. Well, NWWF, I am your new hero.


. . . . . Skarrphace steps off the fence and walks down the steps towards the ocean. The sounds of the waves crashing against the land becomes louder. Skarrphace slips off his shoes and walks onto the sand. He walks down into the ocean as the water begins to lap at his feet . . . . .


Skarrphace: Speaking of heroes...I caught Kronos' interview last night...after my ass feel asleep and I wiped the drool from my lips after falling asleep, I looked at it again and paid a bit more attention. And I still didn't get it....and to be honest, I don't think that many could....Kronos...this is wrestling. You seem to be stuck in rewind....always talkin' about things that only you know about, only talkin' about things that you understand...and to be honest, I'm not even sure if your punkass knows what he's saying....but that's besides the point. The point is that you claim to be the great one...the monster, the Celestrial Angel...but I come from the city of Angels....and when you fight me, you take on the greatest of all time....and you may ask yourself...what is this man talkin' about? And you may find yourself in the ring with your shoulders pinned to the mat....and you may ask yourself...why am I here? And you may tell yourself....this is not what's supposed to happen....and you may tell yourself....I was supposed to the be the Hero....and you may ask yourself....why is Skarrphace's hand being raised? The answer....because I am the Only 1 That Matters....it can happen....once in a lifetime....


. . . . . Skarrphace moves down the beach and passes the same couple, now walking in the opposite direction. They laugh to themselves. Skarrphace stops a moment and turns to watch them as they walk down the beach . . . . .


Skarrphace: Yes...once in a lifetime....you can find the one that you're meant to be with the rest of your life...and once in a lifetime....you can face The Only 1 That Matters....and once in a lifetime, you might be able to beat me....and once in a lifetime will you step in the face of Greatness....once in a lifetime....time is now....


. . . . . Suddenly, the camera shuts off, and then the scene fades into a new shot of Skarrphace standing on a balcony, the sounds of the waves crashing are now much more quiet as Skarrphace has changed clothes and it has become night. Skarrphace breathes in deeply as he speaks . . . . .


Skarrphace: Now...we come to this...Sunday ShowDown....Omar Owens and Mike Reed....these two men will take the chance and their one chance of a lifetime to step in the ring with me....the Only 1....and they will face a man who is at the very top of his game....the best man in the game...a couple of rookies who are stepping into the ring to face me....no chance. Kronos knows this....he's watching me and he knows I'm coming for him....Rage Falcon is watching this, and he knows his days as NWWF Champion are numbered....Shane Henderson is watching this, and he knows that he has no choice but to eventually make me the headliner in this organization....the entire world is watching this...and they are thinking to themselves...."oh shit, the man is back...", and it's damn right. I am back, and now that I'm on top of my game....there will be nothing that can stop me. Nothing.


. . . . . Skarrphace steps off the balcony and back inside the condo. He closes the screen sliding door, and disappears into another room once inside. Then as the sounds of the ocean fade out, so does the visual, to blackness . . . . .



Still yet to have an opponent speak against him...is the world afraid of what I would do with their words? Why won't they speak on the Only 1 That Matters? Is it because they know they can't win? I think they are all afraid. If you aren't afraid, then speak on it, and let's do it. I'm tired of waiting for a challenge.



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