{{The scene fades back in and you realize you're inside the 2000 black Range Rover owned by Skarrphace.
The car is stopped at a red light. Skarrphace is flipping through is "DiscGear" neon green CD case.
He pulls out a CD with a large green leaf on it, and "2001" in big white numbers on it. He slides it into the CD player.
He reaches for his remote in between the seats and presses the track forward button until it reaches Track 15.
"Murder Ink" by Dr. Dre begins to play as the light turns green again. Skarrphace rolls the windows down slightly.
He pulls off the line and begins to bob his head a bit to the music. The reporter, who we now know as Joe Tinsley, speaks up.}}

Joe Tinsley: So, you got the new Dr. Dre CD, huh Skarrphace?

Skarrphace: Yeah, it's tight man...especially this song....

Joe Tinsley: So where exactly are we headed this afternoon?

Skarrphace: Anywhere I damn well wanna go, Tinsley....but if you really must know, to a couple spots in L.A....a couple spots where my people are, where the 'Phace is revered. And we're also goin' to my gym that I built about a year ago...Tuff Ryder's Gym....a lot of my wrestler friends hang out and work out there....but first things first, the 'Phace needs food, so we're goin' to Tony's Place for some great Italian cuisine....all this is on the UWA's tab, right, Tinsley?

Joe Tinsley: Sure, 'Phace....I got no problem sending Scotty Thunder the bill....not that you can't afford it, right?

Skarrphace: Of course I can afford it, dumbass, look what I'm driving...hell, I could buy the UWA....but that wouldn't be as fun as simply taking it over from the inside out....which is exactly what me and the Legends are all about. Did you see my man Smallz lay the fuckin' lay down last night in that vignette? Shit man, those two chumps he's facing on Sunday night haven't got a prayer....Soulja is without a doubt the next UWA Champion...and me, well, you're looking at the ONLY 1 that will capture the UWA International Title....the International Title is not something foreign to the 'Phace, oh no....I actually have won that title in a few different companies...and it's apparent that President Thunder recognized my skills and my background and put me in the 16 man tournament for the belt....think about it, Tinsley, I have to be the odds on favorite to win that thing, don't I? Who else is there....we got Showtime, who is about as washed up as Levine is....and a bunch of no-names, aside, of course, from the other Legends that make up the brackets...but fellas, when it comes right down to it, and a Legend has to face a Legend to move on or to win the International belt....I have to say that business is business and the 'Phace is gonna be all about business if that's the case....I'm gonna hafta take you out, and I don't want no hard feelings when it's over either....cuz I want you all there with me when my hand is raised and the belt is handed to me and we go out on the town and tear da roof off, Legends style!

Joe Tinsley: You mean you're ready and willing to take on a fellow Legends member if that person stands in your way of becoming the UWA International Champion?

Skarrphace: Hell yes I am....and I'm sure that each and every one of the Legends members thats in the International title tournament would say the same thing about me....because business is business, and we don't make it personal...the Legends are all about taking care of our business, and if that means taking on another Legend in a match, well then we'll do it. And like I said, no hard feelings when it's over with either, cuz we are a Family, first and foremost....this is business, and you never let business come between family....Soulja wouldn't let that happen, and neither would I....but make NO mistake...the UWA International Title is mine....just as Smallz' name is already engraved on the UWA Championship belt, you might as well engrave my name on the International title belt....because it's as inevitable as the sun rising in the east....the 'Phace will win....and show the world, once again, why I am the ONLY 1 THAT MATTERS....and the Legends will never die....

{{Just then, Skarrphace turns back to the road and makes a sharp right hand turn into an alleyway.
Skarrphace continues down the alley, and the more he drives down it, the darker it gets.
He stops the car beside a battered door. He gets out, and so does Tinsley and the cameraman.
Skarrphace activates the security system on the Range Rover and walks up to the battered door.
He raps on it twice. No response. Again, he raps on it several times. Suddenly, a panel about eye level slides open.
A pair of eyes peer out at the threesome as they stand in the dark alley.
Then, as soon as the panel was open, it closes shut and the person on the inside begins unlocking the massive door.
As soon as the door is unlocked, a large man opens the door and greets Skarrphace with a large laugh.}}

Skarrphace: Tony....I told you I was comin' today....still you peer through that hole....*laughs*

Tony: Hey-a, what can I-a say....I gotta be weary of-a people sneakin' around-a my door....besides the beggars and-a the thiefs...you always-a gotta back for da boys....you know what I-a mean, eh, Mikey?

Skarrphace: Tony...damn it man, I told you, whenever I'm conducting business, call me Skarrphace, or 'Phace....aight man?

Tony: Oh-a yes...dat's-a right....Meester Skarr-a-phace-a....very good...*chuckles*...come, I-a give-a you my best-a table....

{{Skarrphace quickly smiles at the man as Tony gives Skarrphace a quick wink. Then, the four men
make their way inside the restaurant. The steam of the place fills the camera lens with fog and suddenly the camera goes dead.
The scene then quickly fades to black.}}

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