(The scene fades in....you
see a door in front of you. The door reads "Private".
You knock on the door and the door swings open. Suddenly, the
sounds of "Nothing To Lose" by 2Pac envelope you as
make your way in. The scene is thick....there are a lot of people
in this small room, and there is a lot of smoke around the
ceiling. As you enter the room, someone closes the door behind
you and immediately in front of you are a couple of very nice
looking ladies. They aren't dressed in much. As you move through
them slowly, you come to a set of individuals, sitting down on
chairs. One of them is Soulja Smalls...the other is Skarrphace.
Skarrphace has a large cigar in his hand. As you approach the two
men, you hear them talking....and this is what is heard.)
Skarrphace:
Man, did we have 'em
all shocked tonight or WHAT? *laughs*
Soulja
Smalls: Damn fuckin' straight we did, man....it's
all a part of the plan....the Empire had to start off on top....no
other way to go.....
Skarrphace:
I hear ya talkin'
man....*takes
a puff on the cigar, blowing the smoke into the air*....man, what the hell
are you gonna do with Rock Startling?? The coward decided to not
even show his face....I mean, I know I'm intimidating and all,
but you would think he would've at least shown up....but then
again, it's the same result as it would'a been....a "W"
in my column.....let the winning streak begin....
Soulja
Smalls: What I can't understand is how the fuck
they didn't see this coming....it's plain as day, you all know I
gotta run this shit, and don't think for a minute I have
forgotten Mafia, Inc....the fuckin' Reynolds brothers are gonna
pay for all the shit they caused me tonight....but in the end,
who stood on top? The Empire...and that's how it's gonna be.....now
and FOREVER.....
(Skarrphace and Soulja
slaps hands and laugh as Skarrphace continues.)
Skarrphace:
Now it's onto
bigger and better things....like somebody who actually is gonna
work for this match....I'm gonna enjoy beating your punk-ass,
Bongo....it's simple mathematics....1 fist from me....plus 1 kick
to your knee....plus 1 Regulator.....equals 1 International title
around the waist of THE ONLY 1 THAT MATTERS.....see the pattern,
Mr. Perfection? You see, this match we have on Saturday is what
we professionals like to call a "Finisher Match"....the
only way you can win is if you hit your opponent with your
finisher....now, for those of you who don't have a clue what The
Regulator is...or for those that don't care to know, let me
explain it...so take the time and listen up....cuz you just might
learn something.....
(Skarrphace stands up,
putting the cigar in an ashtray on the table beside the two
chairs and he takes his shirt off.)
Skarrphace:
Now....Bongo....listen
close....this is how it'll happen.....I'll be whippin' your ass....from
pillar to post as predicted....then, when it's time....I'll toss
you off the ropes....you'll come back to me, dazed....then BAM!....facebuster....hey,
betcha didn't see that comin' did ya? *laughs* Then...I'll get your
dead ass up....and with one swift movement....BAM!!! I'll hit you
with a big-time, Bongo special, Regulator Clothesline...knock you
for a loop so hard that your entire body will do a flip....landing
again on your back....then, with the fans cheering me and the
Empire on....and the belt waiting for me.....I'll start off the
ropes and land a perfect elbow right in your chest, knocking what
little air you had left right out of your lungs.....and then I'll
be all smiles as I pin you for the academic "1--2--3"
and my hand is raised in victory and Soulja Smalls himself will
hand me the LW International Belt.....now, Bongo, I hope you were
takin' notes....cuz I won't bother teaching you that again til
Saturday....when you'll get an upclose and personal lesson....from
THE ONLY 1 THAT MATTERS.....that's me....the only 1....Skarrphace....
Soulja
Smalls: Yeah man....that's
exactly how it'll go down....but shit man, let's check outta here....we gotta hook up with
Hoefel at the hotel and slide to this after-party....
Skarrphace:
Aight, bet....see
you Saturday, Bongo.....sleep tight....
(Skarrphace and Soulja
slap hands again as the two laugh together. Skarrphace reaches
down and slides his shirt back on and he picks up his equipment
bag. The ladies in the room follow the two men out as the last
lady to leave shuts the light off and the scene fades out.)