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The scene suddenly comes into focus from the fuzz on the screen. What you see in front of you is a large room,
and upon looking around, you notice basketball goals up and realize you're inside of a basketball arena. The sun shines
through the windows of the second floor, and you look down at your watch, which reads 4:30 p.m. You walk around.
Then, a door opens up and you wheel around on your heels. You see Skarrphace come in, wearing a pair of Nike
mesh shorts, black, and a tank top Nike shirt, a pair of Nike basketball shoes and socks, dribbling a basketball in hand.
Now, as you look around, you notice the colors on the floor, a yellow and blue. And underneath the goal nearest you,
you read the letters "U C L A" in big blue and gold lettering. Skarrphace speaks as he continues towards you.

Skarrphace: Welcome to Pauley Pavilion, on the campus of UCLA....as you might have guessed, the home of the UCLA Bruins...they're off in the NCAA Tournament, and I asked them if they wouldn't mind me letting out some frustrations on their court here....they were nice enough to oblige me...of course, I went to UCLA, so it's not asking that big a favor....seeing as how I'm an alum of this university, and a healthy contributor....like the song? It's one of my favorites by the Notorious B.I.G., called "Dead Wrong"....an appropriate message, don't you think, considering our opponents at Tuesday Takedown next week....The Outsider....Congrel....and Mizery....from The Tortured Soulz....torture....that suits them....

Skarrphace dribbles the ball some more and steps behind the three-point line. He shoots...*SWISH*...the ball goes
in and right through the net. Skarrphace retrieves the ball and walks around under the goal, flipping the ball up and in again.

Skarrphace: I just got done looking at the interview that The Outsider and Mizery did for BWO Television today....I have to say, I'm not impressed....of course, it takes quite a bit to impress the 'Phace, but that's besides the point...but one of the blatently obvious things in this particular interview to me is how extremely unlike their "tortured" name they seem to be....I mean, look at them....I lost count of the "yo"'s in that interview after 30....it's pathetic really....but let's focus for a moment on the 10 seconds they spent actually talking about their opponents, Skarrphace, that's me....Justin and Supa Fly....let's take a look, shall we?

Skarrphace points to the large Sony screen above the gym floor and it flickers on. There you see the interview by
The Outsider and Mizery on the screen, and it plays the following clip:

Outsider:
Whatever. Justin Sane must be insane to face us in a match. I have no idea what come over those idiots, but whatever did now they want some matches with the best wrestlers to ever grace this federation. I think it's kinda funny how that works. And then we have that idiot Skarrphace. Well, I'm going to put a few scars on his face myself if you know what I mean. Then we have Supa Fly. Well, his brain is the size of a fly's so I doubt there will be a problem there either.

miZery:
Looks like your running out of things to do. Wanna stop in town for a little while? I hear they're opening a new bar! Actually, I think it's open now. Come on...let's go.

The screen flickers off. You turn back to Skarrphace and he's cracking up laughing.

Skarrphace: *trying to stop laughing* Oh....oh my.....that's comedic! Oh wait, that word might be too difficult for your peon brains to comprehend....Comedic....as referring to something funny or comical....like this hilarious and completely ridiculous segment from your interview....and like your chances of even taking down ONE man in the match on Tuesday....The Outsider.....hmm....wonder where I've heard that name before....no matter. Listen, punk, I'm only gonna say this once....take a good long look in my face...do you see one scar on it? Take a good look. *pauses* No! There is not one scar on it because I am perfect! The name Skarrphace is in reference to something other than my face, you dumbass, but then again, if you took time enough to get your head out of Mizery's ass, you'd see that....it's called an oxymoron, you moron....but then again, that's something you wouldn't have a clue about either, would you? Idiots....

Skarrphace dribbles some more, then takes off towards the goal, jumps and slams the ball down with two hands,
rattling the goal as the sound resonates throughout the arena. Skarrphace is beginning to sweat a little bit.

Skarrphace: You know, what's truly funny to me is how Berg even thought this match was fair when he booked this....I mean, you've got "The Franchise" Justin Sane, and he's on his way to become the next BWO World Champion.....you've got myself, who after Maelstrom wakes up from his deep sleep, will rip the title away from him and become the next BWO US Champ....then you've got Scotty who's grasp has never been tighter on the Intercontinental belt....and Stuck has the Hardcore strap well in hand....and Mafia, Inc. becomes stronger and stronger with each passing day....many want to be a part of the most elite group to ever set foot in professional wrestling, but it's simply not possible. Only the Elite make it...only the best survive. And these three nimrods that we're facing on Tuesday....well, let's just say that they might be better served to not even show up....better yet, don't....don't show up and the three of us will come find your ass....and believe you me, it'll be on then....

Just then, the door opens up and in walks a tall man, about Skarrphace's height, but the light from the door blocks
your vision and you can't tell who it is until the door shuts. When it does, you realize it's Xavier Apollo, close friend of Skarrphace's.
He is also dressed in a pair of shorts and a tank top, basketball shoes and socks. He also has a platinum chain around his neck,
which he removes and lays it on the floor before walking towards Skarrphace. Skarrphace passes him the ball as the two slap hands in greeting.

Xavier Apollo: What's happenin' 'Phace man?

Skarrphace: Not too much man....I didn't think you got my message....then I thought maybe you weren't in town....what's going on with UWA man? Any word on when they're gonna start up?

Xavier Apollo: Nah man, and to be honest, I'm getting tired of waiting....of course, I never get tired of beating your ass in a game of 21, chump....

Xavier dribbles the ball around Skarrphace, goes to the goal and tomahawks it down with two hands, shaking the goal again.
Xavier takes the ball and passes it back to Skarrphace.

Skarrphace: Ah, I see what's up here....well, chump, remember that you're on MY homecourt now...this is Skarrphace-Land, and in Skarrphace-Land, I'm undefeated in games of 21....Tyus said he beat me once, but that's never been proven....*grins*

Xavier Apollo: Oh yeah? Well get ready for a big fat loss on that record....I feel like getting funky today....

Skarrphace: Don't sing it....*pretends to be serious*....Outsider....BRING IT! *laughs*

Xavier cracks up laughing as he checks the ball with Skarrphace. 'Phace takes a jumpshot from about 22 feet out,
which rims out and Xavier rebounds it. Xavier takes the ball out and checks it with Skarrphace, Xavier drives and pulls up
from 15 feet...*SWISH!*...and then he goes to the three-point line. You walk off as Xavier misses his first shot from there.
The scene then fades out to this....

then it fades out to complete and utter darkness, with only the screams of Skarrphace and Apollo in the background.

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