This page was last updated on June 4, 2000.

Or nowadays, what up? I'm rewriting everything here, 'cause it needs to be done, and I'm avoiding homework like the plague. This, incidentally, is INSANELY stupid of me, but I'm doing it anyway. Something about not caring. My name is Mike Martin, aka M-Dan, Alien Boy, Hey you!, and rarely Mo-Fo. Smile and nod, little monkeys. I'm here writing for reasons already stated, but I figured you may just wanna know something aboot me...and all you know so far is my name...so I'll tell you more.

I'm 18, 19 in another month. I have a girlfriend. She's 16 (shut up). I happen to love her, and I'm pretty sure she's telling the truth and in fact loves me. So that part of life is good. Other parts aren't...familial problems in particular. But I won't talk about it, because it's complicated, and no one wants to hear about it. Suffice to say, my life has been happier than present. I'm in my last year of high school too...so next year, lucky me, I go to college...Mohawk, to be precise, provided they realize it. They bloody well better. I'm actually in the final run of the school year, which is why it's really dumb for me to be doing this instead of typing up more assignments...yet here I am. Stupid, stupid me. End knowledge run.