This log refers to a typical day as an Overlord. Read and understand the difficulties the administration faces. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> You are Nostramazos the Male High Overlord You are 19 years old. You have 1155(1155) hit and 1103(1103) movement points. You are influenced by the red moon, Lunitari. You have scored 69999999999 exp, and have 122(4511112448) million coins. You cannot advance more. You are an Overlord jerk! You have been connected for 16 minute(s). You have been playing for 2 centurie(s), 45 year(s) and 3 day(s). You are resting. You are eating souvlaki. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> l The Golden Room Of The Overlord This is a room exactly how you wanted and you cannot help but admire your magnificence every day when you rest in here. There is a golden throne, a desk next to the throne, a double bed next to the desk, a WC next to the bed so you would not get tired trying to reach the toilet every the morning. On the walls there are pictures of other Overlords who ruled Ansalon over time but who, under your delicate actions, rest in peace. There is a piece of souvlaki[15] on the floor. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> Fasoli the Janitor arrives from below. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say clean this mess slave You say 'clean this mess slave' Immediately Fasoli the janitor gets to work, kissing your smelly feet now and then. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> sigh You sigh. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say life is so boring You say 'life is so boring' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say oh been an Overlord I can do anything I want but... You say 'oh been an Overlord I can do anything I want but...' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say alas, I feel so depressed and bored. You say 'alas, I feel so depressed and bored.' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> Fasoli the Janitor says 'I have finsihed Master, can I be dismissed?' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say leave! You say 'leave!' Fasoli the Janitor grovels at your feet. Fasoli the Janitor leaves down. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say what should I do? You say 'what should I do?' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> l d You see nothing special Morgion is sitting at a desk playing cards with Flint. Flint is sitting at a desk playing cards with Morgion. Dalion is practicing his interrogating abilities. Maquesta is sitting on a chair reading the answers of her trivia questions. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say boring people, oh well I guess I can snoop on some You say 'boring people, oh well I guess I can spy on some' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> c 'gizinbis' self You utter the words 'gizinbis' You become really really invisable. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say hmmm maybe vos are doing sth interesting You say 'hmm maybe vos are doing sth interesting' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> c 'relokat' indragor You utter the words 'relokat' You disappear in a puff of smoke. Four Lanes End You are at the very centre of this foul town. Crossroads lead to all directions. To the east you can see the temple of Neraka, famed haunt of Takhisis, Queen of Darkness. From the north comes the sound of drinking and merriment, the town's local inn. A stone fountain with an ugly draconian water statue stands here. Indragor is standing here. (flying) (invisible) Zahel is standing here. (flying) (invisible) Takeshi is standing here. (flying) (invisible) Pruler is standing here. (flying) (invisible) Cyril is standing here. (flying) (invisible) . . . is followed by a hovering ball of light. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> fo Indragor You now follow Indragor Indragor says 'ok be ready! we may be attacked anytime anyplace' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> say what zone are we doing Indragor? You say 'what zone are we doing Indragor?' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> Indragor frowns. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> Indragor says 'did i tell all of you not to spamm????' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> Indragor quaffs a milky potion of see invisible. His eyes tingle. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> Indragor says 'who the fuck spammed right now?' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> Indragor says 'i will have him court marshalled and take his eq away' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> Zahel says 'it was not me! there is no need to take my eq away' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> Indragor says 'SHUT UP FOOL! I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> l zahel *This man is a hero. A real hero. He is the best tank *on this mud and will slay all his enemies *burn their house and pillage their properties. *Zahel is Zahel. *Zahel the adult male human has a few scratches. Zahel is using: a stone granite metal ring...it hums sofltly a black adamantine ring..it glows dimly a sinister black necklace..it hums softly a the might necklace of the Heroes...it glows dimly a chain shirt of black dragonscale scales...it glows a pair of huge green magical wormskin leggings a pair of wet dragon boots full of shit...it farts strongly a pair of silver magic gloves with gully dwarven runes Huma Huma Papahuma's shield the sleeves of extreme beauty a duck with many feathers the scale robe of the ten mighty dragons a black murderous malevolent band the watch of Mithradaraa a mithril foil...it hums loudly 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> l score zahel You are Zahel the Male Human, a level 27 Paladin. You are 17 years old. You have 755(755) hit and 107(107) movement points. You are behaviour has been Good. You have scored 3637191 eq, and have 82(122448) steel coins. You need 4534555 more equipment to advance. You have been connected for 65 hour(s) and 4 minute(s). You have been playing for so long.... You are haunted by mud spirits. You are standing. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> Indragor says 'the only thing you will listen to is me! I will tell you where to go and when to assist. I do not want any spamming at all and be always alert for shriners who want our eq. Is that clear?' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:NESW> c 'trans' You utter the words 'tranfere me piso' You dissapear in a puff of smoke. The Golden Room Of The Overlord This is a room exactly how you wanted and you cannot help but admire your magnificence every day when you rest in here. There is a golden throne, a desk next to the throne, a double bed next to the desk, a WC next to the bed so you would not get tired trying to reach the toilet every the morning. On the walls there are pictures of other Overlords who ruled Ansalon over time but who, under your delicate actions, rest in peace. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say those kids, always having so much fun with the game You say 'those kids, always having so much fun with the game' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say but I am still bored, hmmm I know what to do You say 'but I am still bored, hmmm I know what to do' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> c 'conj' You utter the words, 'conjure elemental' You gesture, and a cloud of smoke appears! Out of the smoke, a Degamite emerges. A Degamiete starts following you. 1155H 1103V 942809X 122MC Exits:D> say nah useless You say 'nah useless' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> release degamiete You release a Degamiete from your service. A Degamiete transceds this world and goes to his shitty University. A Degamiete stops following you. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> c 'conj' You utter the words, 'conjure elemental' You gesture, and a cloud of smoke appears! Out of the smoke, an Adepali emerges. An Adepali starts following you. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say aaa my favourite, and most obidient You say 'aaa my favourite, and most obidient' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> A discusting worm is hovering the air, trying to please you. Adepali says 'how can I please you Master' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say send for the lower gods to come to me You say 'send for the lower gods to come to me' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say I have sth of importance to discuss with them. You say 'I have sth of importance to discuss with them' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> Adepali says 'right away Master' Adepali leaves down. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> Morgion arrives is a mushroom cloud. Flint arrives in a mushroom cloud. Dalion arrives in a mushroom cloud. Maquesta arrives in a mushroom cloud. Aristox emerges from a pool of shit. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say I want to make an announcement You say 'I want to make an announcement' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say I will pwipe You say 'I will pwipe' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> Morgion says 'are you drunk again?' Flint faints from all the excitement. Maquesta says 'not again, take a hold of your self' Dalion screams at the top of his lungs. Aristox dives back in the pool. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say yes i have made up my mind, I am bored I shall pwipe. You say 'yes I've made up my mind, I am bored I shall pwipe' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> Morgion says 'no don't do it, spare us' Flint says 'the previous time you were bored and pwiped don't do it again' Dalion says 'if i give you a cream cake?' Maquesta says 'dear lord!!! don't pwipe us' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say I WILL NOT DISCUSS IT ANYMORE!! You say 'I WILL NOT DISCUSS IT ANYMORE' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say keep silent, I am going to press the red button You say 'keep silent, I am going to press the red button' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say when Maza Nostra conquered Ansalon... You say 'when Maza Nostra conquered Ansalon...' 1155H 1103V 942809X 122C Mem:4 Exits:D> say our feet were smellier than ever You say 'our feet were smellier than ever' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say then the smell eventaully fade out You say 'then the smell eventually fade out' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say maza was losing its character, thus I will pwipe!! You say 'Maza was losing its character, thus I will pwipe!!' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say to save us You say 'to save us' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> Morgion says 'noooooooooooo' Maquesta cringes in terror!! Flint says 'stop him with whatever means' Dalion says 'maybe a choco cake?' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> l button red You see a red button on your desk. Pressing it has made you feel fine many times and has annihilate all injustices on Ansalon. If you do it again remember. You do not know anything about coding. 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say say chesse You say 'say cheese' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> press button You mother would be so sad... ** ****** **** ** *** ***** ** ** ** * *** * * ** ** * * * ** * ** * * * * * * ** * * * * * ** * * ****** * * * * ** *** * * * * * * ********** *** * ***** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * ** * * * * * * * ** ** **** *** * * **** ********** ** * ** * ********* _____ ___ ___ __ __ | ___/ _ \ / _ \| \/ | | |_ | | | | | | | |\/| | | _|| |_| | |_| | | | | |_| \___/ \___/|_| |_| 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> say wtf? You say 'wtf?' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> Flint giggles. Morgion sighs in relief. Dalion says 'or maybe a nice big strawberry cake? Maquesta says 'it is finished dalion stop it' 1155H 1103V 1X 122MC Exits:D> shout who is playing with my buttons? You shout 'who is playing with my buttons?' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE END