Introduction: All started when Partonagalias Xaroupis, Dark Adept Of Little Pony reprimanded an overlord, I think his name was Morgion or sth, for removing his title without informing him. The overlord did not behave as he should in front of a superior, a member of the renown Maza Nostra clan. Thus, he provoked the wrath of Partonagalias who tried to expressed it in a civilized way. The following messages are essential to understand what happened next. The result of this conflict between our mage and the overlord was that Morgion got deleted. Hail Maza!!!!! MESSAGE 1: Message 116 (Sun Nov 23): Partonagalias -- Parton, Morgion and my title. ---------- From the minute he said my title sucked and thats why he removed it, from the minute he said that if my other title sucks then he would punish me, from the minute he didn't ALLOW me to have another title, then I knew, i felt that he is really a god!!!!!! It was wonderful for once in my life I found a real god to speak to me. I really want to meet him real life, he must a very intersting god. One of the best, intelligent, handsome with a life, yes he is a god. Well time to say goodbye now, Partonagalias Xaroupis, Dark Adept Of Little Pony (that was my tile). MESSAGE 2: Partonagalias -- Re:Bessam ---------- The most irritating thing is the way he spoke to me. I play arctic to have a nice time and I don't want a lunatic over my head who things he is god. If you believe my title sucks, you did not threaten me with pdeletion like the GOD did. I really want to meet him and see what kind of low miserable life he or it has. This god obsession must have sth to do with his childhood. Does he threatens ppl with pdeletion in rl? That is sth for his psychiatrists to see. Oke now really I mean goodbye, Partonagalias Xaroupis, Dark Adept Of Maza' Little Pony. Message 3: Following the deletion of Parton...erm I mean Morgion. Jarlaxe -- ---------- This is the result of long studies on human stupidity and the capability of human mind (or the absence thereof) to make a total fool of its owner. There are certain signs that extensive exposure to certain forms of radiation, eg that emited by computer screen, causes significant damage to brain cells, resulting to hallucinations, delusions of self importance, incompetence etc etc. Furthermore, it can bind certain simple minded people, usually of the low teen ages and preteen ages, to some strong, powerful, and generally well respected in their little happy world people, in such a way that they end licking them day and night, hoping for a place in the virtual heavens. Although it is said the latest case can be easily identified as those who capitalize the gods word in their texts, they are of little importance here (and everywhere else, naturally). I just want to note the symptoms of want to note the symptoms of that mysterious brain disease, so you can identify it should it strike at one of your friends and attempt help them immediately (although no known therapy is currently available): a) A tendency to growl, rawr, moan etc when they try to communicate with inferior beings. b) A tendency to snicker, giggle, rofl etc when they try to communicate with fellow superior beings. c) Inability to communicate with real people in general. d) Tendency to condemn people to virtual death (ie deletion) or even cause a holocaut (ie site ban) when someone questions their omnisience. Of course there's nothing wrong with that, we all know how a REAL GOD must act, or we'll soon be full of pitiful worms claiming to be better or even equal to the REAL GOD! What a horrible abominant thought! Brrr... e) A Huge Bloated Ego. Of course, natural selection long ago eliminated from the upper classes of the Immortals all but the lucky few who have developed natural resistance to (mazical) flames. This resistance usually AFFECTS: BLINDNESS when they read certain posts, and eventually leads to CAUSES: BYEBYE to their writers. Yet i still hope that someday, someone will help them see the truth... Jarlaxe Xenofon Papadopoulos, Keeper of the Chronicles of Maza. THIS THE END (DO NOT MESS MAZA OR YOU GET DELETED).