I was doodling at a family gathering. My Aunt Karen saw, and said I should draw her. I said I didn't draw humans. She said I should draw everyone. I said I couldn't draw people. Do a picture of me! she said. I narrowed my eyes, looked over her six foot tall frame, and started drawing. Put high heels on it, she said. ...that would be stupid, I said. It has hooves, it doesn't need shoes. I want high heels, she said.
Whatever, says I. It's her picture. I'll just fix everything I don't like here.
