Death Trap (Only the very, very smart have escaped!)

You and your partner are deserted on this dangerous island. Evil is set loose. Your partner is unconscious.

There is only ONE way off this island. A boat! Use the lone boat in the dock of the bay. But it takes no less than two persons to successfully maneuver this boat off this deserted and dangerous island. You need your unconscious partner.

There is one last chance before the Mother of all Storms sinks you, your partner, the boat, and this evil infested island into Noah's Secret Glory ... In other words: You're in deep shitinski! But there is hope.

The all important 'consciousness' building is located 100 feet from where you now stand. In ten minutes that building will spin the final cycle of its 'consciousness mode' before the storm completely destroys it. Beware. The same operation that revives an unconscious person will also knock a conscious person unconscious unless that conscious person gets safely outside of the sealed 'consciousness' building at the moment the red button is depressed activating the 'consciousness'.

Note carefully. You cannot see the inside of this building from the outside of this building once its door is sealed.

However, (note carefully) if you can get your partner into this building, lay your partner on the 'consciousness bed' located below the 'consciousness lamp' that is situated in the center of the building, and if you can get the hell out of the building before the door automatically seals you in it, you will of course be safe and conscious. The door takes 30 seconds to seal, therefore, (no mystery) thirty seconds is precisely the amount of time it takes the fastest human alive to do the task described above and get out of this building safely. Believe me, when you're faced with the choice between life and death, as in this case, and you prefer to live, you'll either freeze in shock or become the fastest human alive. I know. And trust me ... you'll want to live! You'll want to die in peace way off this island. Hell is not far away.

Now, once you're safely out of this 'consciousness' building, door sealed, you must switch on the 'consciousness' lamp by punching the correct switch located on the outside of the building. Remember the door must already be sealed ... or you are kaput! Three minutes after the 'consciousness' operation starts, if your partner regains consciousness and hopefully you have a smart partner, your partner will rise from the bed, unseal the door, and help you maneuver the boat off this dangerous, deserted island infested with the most gruesome evil. If your partner is dazed and/or stupid (God help you .. I can't). However, you can still unseal the door by kicking the door three times, getting your partner out before the door reseals both of you in [thirty seconds, remember] slapping your partner really hard ... minimum three times and very hard ... to get your partner some smarts to help you both off this dangerous, deserted island infested with the most gruesome kinds of evil.

Oh! But there are two more problems!

Hopefully you speed-read these instructions. Now figure out how to get the hell off this evil island alive? The storm comes in ten minutes. Good luck. Hummmm. Hummmm. (I'm chanting for you! ... I mean panting.)

 If you're alive, click here to tell us how you found that right switch. If you're dead don't contact us. There's a high death toll and the last guy we paid to cremate the bodies, took our money and dumped.

When this spot is highlighted click to see who got out alive ... If it isn't highlighted, you're dead. Your family already knows you're languishing, floating in a swamp of bubbling evil, and you're only hoping you're reading this. Hummmm... Hummmm..

Good Luck!