Mental Tests
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You find a magical spear of indeterminate magical power.
One of your party is a druid. To test the spear do you throw it at :-
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[ Q2 ] |
You are a chaotic neutral character standing watch. The paladin is soundly asleep. Do you :-
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[ Q3 ] |
You are the DM. One of the players has really got on your tits. Do you :-
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[ Q4 ] |
Your chaotic dwarven fighter stands within a precarious cavern of ice, and gazes at a magnificent battle axe entombed within. Do you :-
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[ Q5 ] |
What is the correct use for a candle: Is it:-
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[ Q6 ] |
You are a CG Mage and have been captured by a
multi-legged, intelligent, fire breathing, stone gaze turning, evil monster. He asks
you to get him something to eat. What do you do?
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[ Q7 ] |
You are part of a crack assault unit whose mission is
to rescue passengers from a hijacked space liner. What weapons do you take with you on this covert mission?
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[ Q8 ] |
You are a 1st Level Lawful Good Priest of Heimdall.
You are on watch at night in a town rumoured to a hunting ground of werewolves. You hear screaming
from outside your inn, do you:-
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[ Q9 ] |
You are a Cyberpunk Nomad and have just stopped off
at a service station after a 6 hour drive. You visit the outhouse for a well earned dump. Whilst
there, someone knocks at the door. Do you :-
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[ Q10 ] |
You are now the proud owner of an auto-grenade
launcher. The correct preference for munitions type and firing pattern is :-
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Physical Tests
[ Q1 ] |
You are unable to attend an RPG sess. Do you :-
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[ Q2 ] |
Can you roll a joint :-
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[ Q3 ] |
If you answered 'Yes' to question 2 (above), please answer the following : Can you *really* roll a joint?
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[ Q4 ] |
You only have enough space to pack a limited amount of role-playing kit. Do you carry :-
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[ Q5 ] |
How can you best use a RITZ cracker (a small savoury biscuit). Is it:-
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[ Q6 ] |
When you were young, white dog turds existed. Now
that you are older, why do you think they have disappeared? Is it:-
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[ Q7 ] |
The Lads are out drinking. You are a non-smoker.
The cigars are passed around. Do you :-
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[ Q8 ] |
The Lads have been out drinking. On the way home
you stop for food. Do you :-
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[ Q9 ] |
It is 3am and everyone decides to go to sleep. Do you :-
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[ Q10 ] |
The greatest record of all time is :-
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