The Military Academy of Big Guns
	Mundane Dimensions: Names: Kell Animal Totem: Tortoise Fitness Level: (Good) Basic Stats: Medium Height Thin Shorn Academic Aura English but currently indentured in Wales Other Hobbies: Protecting Vegetables from Vegetarians (esp. Parsnips) Drinking big red wines Being on Half Term Holiday Marking Five Pet Hates: Male student lecturers who are younger than me Women who say that there is nothing wrong when there is but expect you to spend hours showing them that you are sensitive and caring by continuing to gently enquire about the problem that they don't have People who mow their lawns every Sunday Eastenders People who insist on working out the exact amount they have spent in a restaurant rather than splitting the bill Funky Dimensions: Beer Rating: ( POOR - Sick Note 'Allergic to Beer') SuperPowers: Healing Factor - Hey the man still walking & breathing even after all the nasty shit he's had Curses: Virus Magnet - You gotta disease? No one else can help? OK I'll have it! Five Fave Movies: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Aliens Baise Moi Oleanna Where Eagles Dare Five Fave Bands: Pulp Queen Erasure Sex Pistols Eminem Five Fave Authors: George RR Martin Robert Reed Richard Morgan Peter F Hamilton Bill Hicks K E L L Sonant Dimensions: Most Likely To Say: I think there's something going around... How come HE get's the M21AC Pulse Rifle and I only get the M21AB? Least Likely To Say: ...and I didn't get it... Get me a beer boy! Alright team...Break out the Shotguns & don't spare the cartridges! RPG Dimensions: Typical Character Traits: Diligent Getting rid of this best weapon before a fight Characters that feel they are unable to protect themselves Player Highlights: Breaking his ancient Katana sword (family heirloom, passed down from father-to-son for a 1000 generations, etc) Snow Troll Bane DMing Highlights: Awaiting Data
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