The Emporium of Alien Food
Mundane Dimensions:
Names: Graham, Gray, Gerbil, Git, G-Unit
Animal Totem: Gerbil
Fitness Level: ( Good )
Basic Stats:
  • Tall
  • Athletic
  • Short Brown Hair
  • English
Other Hobbies:
  • Music
  • Computer Games involving the use of Big Expensive Joysticks™
  • Valkyries
  • Motor Bikes
  • Leathers
  • Chains...erm
Five Pet Hates:
  • Ewoks/Jar Jar Binks/C-3PO/RD-D2 
  • Bigots
  • Advertising
  • Face Lifts
  • Talking about house prices in the South East
Funky Dimensions:
Beer Rating: ( Average )
SuperPowers:
  • Ability to Eat and Never Seem to Stop Eating
  • Ability to "STUN" Others by Displaying Varied & Exotic Fruit&Veg
Curses:
  • Knowing the Rest of the Ring of Fear
  • Immune to Verbal Threats
Five Fave Movies:
  • LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Alien
  • Donnie Darrko
  • Delicatessen
  • Blade Runner
Five Fave
Bands:
  • Cannibal Ox
  • Squarepusher
  • AC/DC
  • Dilated Peoples
  • Moterhead
Five Fave Authors:
  • Frank Herbert
  • Robert Carver
  • Thom Jones
  • Hunter S. Thompson
  • Moliere
G R A Y
Sonant Dimensions:
Most Likely
To Say:
  • Has anyone seen my 2nd big bag of food?...
  • *munch* *nibble* *scoff* *dribble* *stuff* *slurp*
  • I think I'll take the stairs
  • Valkyrie...me like..*dribble*..me want...
  • Amoeboid Slime
Least Likely
To Say:
  • I could murder a bacon sandwich
  • I've run out of food!...
  • I'm stuffed!
  • Bards are for wimps
RPG Dimensions:
Typical Character Traits:
  • Civilised & Cultured with a Hint of Madness
  • Smug Sneering Bards
  • Irritating Sljees
  • Characters Missing Limbs
Player Highlights:
  • Framing PhilJ's Paladin to appear as a sex crazed deviant
  • Using the song 'I'm too sexy for these orcs.." to inspire men into combat
  • Being gunned down to one functioning arm in CoC..and the git still didn't die
DMing Highlights:
  • Creating a "SHIT" monster
  • Imagining that the players would understand the words "political" & "intrigue"
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