The "Monkey in the Microwave" Incident
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Mark Jenkins has a Spacemaster Character...a bad ass Trianii Space Marine,
a walking arsenal of death who by some quirk of the character creation 
process has also got a little, furry, cute, monkey-like pet.

PJ's spacemaster character, a butt ugly Weequay engineer who has for some
unknown (forgotten) reason, got a gripe with Mr Jenkins's character.

PJ in his prime, thinks and hatchs an amazingly devious plan involving
luring the little pet into a microwave oven (one which he has prepared
earlier to disable the actual cooking elements..only the turntable will 
spin and the light comes on).

The plan is instigated...the pet is lured into the Spaceship galley with
a trail of tiny food morsels left by the industrious engineer....Mark
notice's his pet following this trail of breadcrumbs around the ship and
follows....

His pet disappears into the gallery and Mark hears a clunk sound, followed
by the microwave starting up...fearing the worst he rushes into the eating
area and is confronted with

a) his little monkey pet inside the microwave, going around slowly on the
turntable as the machine hums away....

b) a smiling, beaming PJ..looking at Mark and pointing at the monkey-in-the-
microwave as if it's the funniest thing imaginable (and it is..10xp PJ)

The look on Mark's face..8-)....so readers does the Jinx leap and free 
his little pet and then beat the crap outta PJ?

No...

He raises his enhanced Mark 5 Blaster Rifle and shoots PJ at point blank range
....PJ's right arm goes flying off his body and the still beaming engineer 
drops to the floor like a collapsing building....

And the moral of this story is?....never feck with the Jinx when his pet's
life is on the line....

I thank you.