Indications You're At A Bad
Renaissance Festival
- Castle and Village are made entirely of Legos.
- Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to cocker spaniel leg.
- Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes.
- The mead is served in a coconut shell with a fizzy straw.
- Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation.
- Magician's only trick is "Got Your Nose!"
- You get charged 5 bucks to take a lead behind Ye Olde Hedge.
- Grassy areas are astro turf and trees are all artificial.
- Shop signs lit with neon lettering
- The king's crown says "Burger King" on it.
- Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of British
Accents.
- Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off.