BARN SHOW, THE BBB (TRIPLE-B)
BIG BARN MAN, THE
BISHOP, THE
BLACK MAGIC BRIAN COLE
BROOD, THE
BURSARS, THE
DRAGONTOOTH
DRAVEN
DUDE LUST
FLAW, THE
FRANCISE, THE
GAVIN WATERS
HARDCORE PHILPOTT
JOEY AJ
KEITH GAS
KEITHIE RICHARDS
KNIGHTRIDER STREET POSSE, THE
LIAM SNOW
MINISTRY OF DUSK, THE
PAULKIND
RIDICULES, THE
ROBNEY
RRR (TRIPLE R)
SIMPIROA
ALI G.
An irreverent and, some would say, brilliant television journalist who has somehow found his way onto the WRF roster. At one time, Ali G. was accompanied to the ring by m'Julie, but this is no longer the case.
B
BADD ASS COLIN LEVERETT
A wrestler. Colin's most memorable moment in the Federation was when he partnered K-PAC, as LAME's replacement in their Tag Team Title defence. When K-Pac was pinned by The ROB, and the count was unjustly made by scab referee Daniel Apps, the Badd Ass refused to get involved, thus ending his friendship with the team.
The most physically impressive wrestler in the WRF, at a height of 'very tall', weighing in at 'fuck knows!' and coming from Offham, the Barn Show is a terrifying opponent. His signature Barnstopper Chokeslam seriously injured both TOO STRANGE and SHANE McWEEL.
BBB, once a proud wrestler, has now retired and become a proud git. Fulilled his role as Comissioner by occasionally telling wrestlers that it doesn't matter when their birthdays are.
A large wrestler, the Barn Man was supposed to be the referee for the original 6-Pack challenge, but pulled out at the last minute.
When SHANE McWEEL declared that his franchise had a new champion, no one knew quite what to expect. What they certainly didn't expect, however, was The Bishop Of Norwich! Anyway, as the Franchise Champion, The Bishop made a name for himself with Lightweight and European Championship reigns. Claiming to be an accomplished submissions expert, he is known to utilise 'The Confession', 'Divine Justice' and 'The Altarboy'.
Possibly the most agile wrestler in the Federation, Brian Cole is also an accomplished submissions expert. He is particularly feared for his Sharpshooter and MAIDSTONIAN DEATHLOCK, though his finisher is the DVN (not Mideon's 'Eye-Opener', honest...) He reigned as Intercontinental Champion for a while, and lost the title after trying to compete with DUDE LUST only hours after having broken his leg. Black Magic Brian Cole was a key member of the MINISTRY OF DUSK.
The Brood, made up of Gangrel, Edge and Christian, were a high class team until internal difficulties made them split. The ensuing match to decide who would get the rights to the Brood merchandising was hailed as one of the greatest ever, marred only by a 'no contest' being declared by The BURSARS.
The highest and most feared force in the WRF, with more power than both VINCE McWEEL and the Commissioner. Gained notoriety by declaring the Brood Rites match void.C
CACTUS JACKING OFF
One of the 'Three Faces Of Paul Foley', Cactus defended the Intercontinental Title many times, on behalf of DUDE LUST. He also competed in the famous 'Bottle Of Coke On A Pole/Bottle Of Dr. Pepper In a Coat' Match against The Underledger. His speciality is the 'Fill The Bucket' Match.
D
DEGENERATION SEX (DS)
A team of wrestlers, with a rapidly changing line-up, especially in the early days of the WRF. DS stood for perversion and silliness in the face of such forces as the FRANCHISE and the MINISTRY OF DUSK. Members included, at one time or another, BADD ASS COLIN LEVERETT, DUDE LUST, GAVDOGG, H.BEADLE.K, K-PAC, RRR, SEXUAL POT NOODLE, TAJJ and the tag-team TOO FUCKED UP.
A wrestler. Has tattoos of dragons. Or something. To be honest, I couldn't bear to watch. Dragontooth is one of The RIDICULES
When JERICHO CHRIS' career seemed all but over, he fell into a deep depression. He lost all sense of self worth. Just when everyone thought that he couldn't get worse, something spectacular happened. He ate his own poo. Reborn as the gothic avenger, Draven, Chris set about moping and denying that he liked to chow down on a big turd for kicks. The WRF waits to see if this transformation has granted Draven improved wrestling ability. Unlikely, but possible.
One of the 'Three Faces of Paul Foley', Dude Lust represents Foley's sexual side. Perennial Intercontinental Champion and Tag Team Champion with both SEXUAL POT NOODLE and KEITHIE RICHARDS masquerading as Sexual Pot Noodle.
F
FAROOQOLIN
One half of the tag team 'The WACOLYTES'. Not important.
The dreaded Flaw emerged in the WRF as a force of destruction. Started by BLACK MAGIC BRIAN COLE, who soon enlisted his tag team partner TOO STRANGE, the Flaw grew with the introduction of The RISEN. The Flaw is such an insidious group that at any given time it cannot be certain who the members are. Some even claim that PAUL ANGLE is amongst their ranks. One man who certainly isn't a member is The BISHOP who has a long standing feud with these 'sinners'.
The 'official' team of the WRF, the Franchise was started by VINCE McWEEL, and continued by his son, SHANE McWEEL. Many people have leant their power to the corporate cause, most notably The BISHOP (until he changed his priorities and started punishing sinners) and The BARN SHOW (until he changed his priorities and got a stupid beard).
G
GAVDOGG, THE
After a brief stint with DEGENERATION SEX, The Gavdogg didn't really do anything.
GAVFATHER, THE
The WRF's resident pimp, the Gavfather wooed everyone with his incredible speeches and total lack of hos. For about a week, before he retired.
Official Head Referee of the WRF, Gavin has been involved in many controversial decisions as well as a few which weren't very controversial.
H
H.BEADLE.K
The Heartache Kid made his way to the WRF as a dejected lover, but soon found direction under RRR's DEGENERATION SEX. Eventually he entered a very competitive rivalry with TOO STRANGE over the Intercontinental Title He is now in a comfortable position as the Commissioner of the WRF.
He's 6'6", 450lbs, and has a plasma rifle. Fear him.J
JERICHO CHRIS
Jericho Chris arrived on the scene, proclaiming that, very soon, Raw would be Chris! However, Raw will always be Pants, and there's no way that will ever change, so he was foiled. He wandered without direction for a while before undergoing a strange transformation. See also DRAVEN.
A member of the KNIGHTRIDER STREET POSSE. The short one.K
K-PAC
K-Pac was one of the original heroes of the WRF, capturing the Tag Team Titles with the help of LAME, who eventually betrayed his friend in the greatest act of treachery in Federation history. As a result of a beating from Lame and his brother, The UNDERLEDGER, K-Pac suffered torn ligaments, a fractured skull, a punctured lung, a broken spine and ebola. After an incredible comeback, K-Pac eventually joined DEGENERATION SEX and was sidelined with an enlarged heart.
A member of the KNIGHTRIDER STREET POSSE. The one with the hair.
Keithie Richards was the WRF's master of satire. His mission was to cause hilarity by dressing up as the other WRF superstars. This angered many, including The ROB, and Keithie rethought his tactics. When he gained the Hardcore belt as a gift from DUDE LUST, he saw it. He would become King Of Hardcore. Now a twelve-time former Hardcore Champion, Keithie has changed again. Donning a shirt and tie, and calling himself 'Kevan', he wishes to stand up for the morals of the Federation. This should endear him to The BISHOP, but, ironically, they've never been seen in the same place.
The Knightrider Street Posse are old school chums of SHANE McWEEL. They are the laughing stock of the WRF, having never won a match, yet their position will never be in jeopardy, thanks to Shane's patronage. They, like Shane, come from 'The Posh Bit', Maidstone. Individually they are JOEY AJ, KEITH GAS and ROBNEY.L
LAME
The Big Ledge Machine gained fame in the WRF as half of its first Tag Team Champion pairing, with K-PAC. After gaining the European Title and selling out his friend to his brother, The UNDERLEDGER, Lame disappeared for a while and was stripped of a title. He died, under dubious circumstances, but was brought back to life as The RISEN.LETHAL LUNATIC, THE
Not an individual person, but rather a dangerous side of BLACK MAGIC BRIAN COLE's personality, the Lethal Lunatic emerges when Brian is put under great stress. He was almost certain to win the Hardcore Title, but for the intervention of Mr.Smith, an agent of BBB.LETHAL WEAPON RED KEV
Red Kev, a communist by nature, was involved in a dark feud with JERICHO CHRIS, which came to a head when they booked against each other in a 6-man tag team elimination match and eliminated each other by count-out.
Liam has never done anything worth mentioning, but KEITHIE RICHARDS has dressed up as him on a couple of occasions, with hilarious consequences.M
MAIDSTONIAN DEATHLOCK
Not just a move, but a killer, the Maidstonian Deathlock deserves mention as the most painful submissions hold ever. Trust me on this one.
When The UNDERLEDGER put together his Ministry Of Dusk, it looked like the end of the line for the WRF. Never before had such a group of evil-minded people, with red shirts, been together in one place. Only STONE COLD PETER FRYDD stood up to the Ministry, and rallied other wrestlers to his cause, including, among others, KEITHIE RICHARDS. In fact, it was Keithie who stopped the Underledger from marrying NATASHA McWEEL against her will, whilst dressed as Stone Cold! No one, however, could stop the Ministry carrying out its final goal, the murder of VINCE McWEEL.N
NATASHA McWEEL
Daughter of VINCE McWEEL, Natasha was saved from marrying The UNDERLEDGER by KEITHIE RICHARDS, only to marry Rob Robby Robertson, the degenerate RRR, becoming Natasha McWeel-Robertson.P
PAUL ANGLE
Claiming to be the only real athlete in the WRF (and proving himself to be a lying bastard in the process), Paul Angle also maintains that he is abstinent of his own free will (which confirms our suspicions about his lying bastard-ness).
Paulkind is one of the faces of Paul Foley, and some would say the primary one. It is true that he is the most successful one. For example, he is a four-time Tag Team Champion, as part of the Rob & Slob connection. Many also say that of all three, he is the most dangerous, though CACTUS JACKING OFF is probably more violent, and DUDE LUST is far more frightening.R
REDNECK, THE
The Redneck is from the south, and therefore, erm, really big. And a bit fat. Bloody nice bloke though. He is one of The RIDICULES.
The Ridicules were a group of wrestlers that came to the Federation together, fleeing the unfair conditions of WCR. They were DRAGONTOOTH, The REDNECK, SIMPIRO and TAJJ.RISEN, THE
When LAME died, many said that the WRF hadn't seen the last of him. They were wrong, of course, he was dead, but when BLACK MAGIC BRIAN COLE formed The FLAW, a resurrected Lame, with a demonic soul was revealed as The Risen. Immediately denounced as an 'abomination' by The BISHOP, The Risen simple dribbled. He's been dribbling ever since.ROB, THE
No A to Z would be complete without mentioning The Great One. He of the cliche, the man with the magic eyebrow. The Rob, former WRF champion, wooed the crowds with his Rob's Elbow and his Rob Bottom. He will be the WRF champion once more, and he guaran-damn-tees it. Just know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni! If you sme-l-l-l-l-l! What the Rob. Is. Cooking.
A member of the KNIGHTRIDER STREET POSSE. The posh-looking one.
Rob Robby Robertson, alias RRR, was once a spoilt rich kid, but he forsook his life of luxury and became a degenerate. Eventually RRR became the only man ever to lead the DEGENERATION SEX faction, which until then had resisted all attempts by anyone to be a single leader. Stealing the world title, marrying NATASHA McWEEL and pouring water over his head were just a few of the nefarious schemes that he cooked up in order to, well, God knows. He's certainly got a goal, but it's a secret only he knows, it would seem.S
SEXUAL POT NOODLE
The man known as Keith Hill prefers to be known as Sexual Pot Noodle. He states that he is the sexual equivalent of a Pot Noodle (cheap, student's can't resist it, etc.), but also claims to be a 400lb black man, so a lot of people doubt his sanity. He once won the Tag Team Titles with DUDE LUST.SHANE McWEEL
The son of VINCE McWEEL, Shane took over the company after his father was chokeslammed off of a building. There was, at one point, doubt over Shane's parentage, when CACTUS JACKING OFF claimed to his true father, but in the end it turned out the Cactus was just having a laugh. Still, Shane ushered in a Golden Age for the FRANCHISE, securing the loyalty of many great wrestlers.
Gosh, erm, one of The RIDICULES.