Josh is not my friend
He won't be with me till the end!
He's here right now
He's a big dumb cow
I'm going to poke his belly
B/c he is soo smelly
And yucky and gross...dumb Josh
He's not my friend, not fun, trendy or posh
I hate Josh-I wish he'd go
But when Josh is around I laugh at him...HOHO!!
Cause he looks kinda funny...


Suzie adds:
I like rubber, I like glue
He's the first Josh I know who's not a Jew...

Josh's response to me:

She makes me frown,
She makes me sad
I wish she would go so I won't be mad
She sits here w/a cartoon badass girl on her shirt,
What does she think she is???
Well, I'll tell you...she's a cartoon herself, a joke to me
Just another bink to fall from my mind.
I wish she would go far, far away, maybe to Japan.
She ruins my day, she boggles my mind.
Some would say I like her...nah...she's not worth a quarter, not even a dime!
So leave I say to her, GO AWAY
I hope she never comes another day, far far away.
Ok, sorry for the sarcasm, 
I really like this girl, she's a blonde beauty who's worth more than a dollar, maybe the world
You won't find her on the corner, nor in the door
You'll find her around me, my friend...
Not my whore.


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