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One truth is clear: whatever is, is right.
- Alexander Pope
The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde
Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
All great truth's begin as blasphemies.
- Bernard Shaw
Truth I have no trouble with, it's the facts I get all screwed up.
- Farley Mowat
It is a hard thing to speak the truth. It is difficult to make hidden forces appear.
- Horqarnoq (Inuit Shaman)
There is nothing to amazing to be true.
- Alan Spragetti
Truth: lie's lie.
- Nicholas Cotanoy
Every dogma has it's day.
- Abraham Rotein
The truth can hurt: be careful with it.
- Anonymous
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
- Anonymous
The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so.
- Josh Billings
Truth may be blamed but can not be shamed.
- English proverb
To deceive a deceiver is no deceit
- English proverb
We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves.
- Goethe
The truth? No, by nature man is more afraid of the truth than of death -- and that is perfectly natural: for the truth is even more repugnant than death to man's natural being. What wonder, then, that he is so afraid of it? . . . For man is a social animal -- only in the herd is he happy. It is all one to him whether it is the profoundest nonsense or the greatest villainy -- he feels completely at ease with it, so long as it is the view of the herd or the actions of the herd and he is able to join the herd.
- Soren Kierkegaard
If you gaze for long into the abyss the abyss gazes also into you.
- Nietzsche
When you look into the abyss, you wonder what you see . . . I wonder that the abyss sees when it looks back.
- Rhodan
If you believe, no proof is necessary; if you doubt, no proof is sufficient.
- Kenneth Woodward
One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
- Stalin
Kill one person, you're a murderer; kill a million people, you're a conqueror; kill everybody, you're god.
- Anonymous
She took rejection well -- she ignored it.
- Glen Cook, "The Garrett Files"
The appearance of sincerity counts for more than actual truthfulness.
- Glen Cook, "The Garrett Files"
Open sincerity is harder to bear than friendly laughter.
- Aspin, "Mything Persons"
The question is the answer -- the question is always the answer.
- Barbara Hambly
It requires more courage to suffer than to die.
- Napoleon
A person can only feel alone if he has never gotten to know himself.
- Anthropos
To fail to accept the unalterable is insane; to fail to change the intolerable is criminal. You must train yourself to distinguish between them.
- Anthropos
Guilt is a tempting trap for the unwary. It lets you feign responsibility while wallowing in ego.
- Anthropos
The best morality boils down to a simple respect for others.
- Anthropos
If you can't achieve perfection in yourself, how can you expect it in others?
- Anthropos
You can measure the immaturity of a people by the thickness of their law books.
- Anthropos
An open door may tempt a saint.
- English proverb
I hope, for His sake, that God does not exist -- because if He does, He has an awful lot to answer for.
- Phillip K. Dirk
No answer is also an answer.
- Danish Proverb
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
- George Bernard Shaw
Faith - belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks, without knowledge, of things without parallel.
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionarrry"
We have no rights, only responsibilities.
- Nicholas Monserrat, "The Time Before TTThis"
Water can be both good and bad, useful and dangerous. To the danger, however, a remedy has been found: learning to swim.
- Democritus
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will crush you.
- Nikita Khruschev
We did not choose to be the guardians at the gate, but their is no one else.
- Lyndon B. Johnson
A bad cause will ever be supported by bad means and bad men.
- Thomas Paine
The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
- John Curron
To die we can bear -- but to serve we disdain
For shame is too freemen more dreadful than pain.
- John Dickenson
The measure of a man's true character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.
- T. Macaulay
When you come to the edge of all that you know, and are about to step off into the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: there will be something sold beneath to stand on or you will be taught to fly.
- Barbara J. Winter
Worry is an abuse of God's gift of imagination.
- Unknown
If you have one true friend, you have more than your share.
- Unknown
That fire liberty . . . which all the powers of ignorance and tyranny can never wholly extinguish.
- James Garfeild
No man loveth his fetters, be they made of gold.
- John Heywood
If you want happiness . . .
For an hour -- take a nap
For a day -- go fishing
For a month -- get married
For a year -- inherit a fortune
For a lifetime -- help someone else
- Chinese Proverb
What is it: is man only a blunder of God, or god only a blunder of man?
- Nietzsche
The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man in falsely shouting fire in a theatre and causing a panic.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
- Joan D Vinge, "Psion"
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet;
Tread softly, for you tread on my dreams.
- W.B. Yeats
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
- Anonymous
Even in heave they don't sing all the time.
- Lawrence Ferlinghetti, 'Pictures of a Gone World"
History -- the distillation of rumour.
- Thomas Carlyle
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.
- Kris Kristofferson
. . . Necessity and chance
Approach me not, and what I will is fate.
- John Milton, "Paradise Lost"
Parting is all we know of heaven,
And all we need of hell.
- Emily Dickinson
Character is what you are in the dark.
- Earl MacRouch
In the strict sense, a perfect democracy has never existed and never will. It is against nature that the many shall govern and the few be governed.
- Rosseau
If their existed a nation of Gods, it would rule itself democratically. A government so perfect is not suited to mankind.
- Rosseau
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
- George Bernard Shaw
The end is where we start from.
- T.S. Elliot, "Little Gidding"
In every parting there is an image of death.
- George Elliot
. . . there was a way to hell, even from the gates of Heaven.
- John Bunyan
Democracy seems suitable only to a very little country.
- Voltaire
The love of liberty, with life is given,
and life itself the inferior gift of Heaven.
- John Dryden
For what avail the plow or sail,
Or land, of life, if freedom fail?
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
By nature men are nearly all alike; by practise they get to be wide apart.
- Confucius
The balance [scale] distinguisheth not between gold and lead.
- George Herbert
I've a grand memory for forgetting.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
All men, among themselves, are by nature equal. the inequality we now discern hath its spring from civil law.
- Hobbes
O, fortune!
Like the moon
ever changing,
rising first,
then declining.
- Carl Orff
Dread destiny and empty fate, an ever turning wheel.
- Carl Orff
The wheel of fortune turns, dishonoured, I fall from grace.
- Carl Orff
And since by fate the strong are overthrown, weep ye all with me!
- Carl Orff
. . . Now conscience wakes despair
That slumbered, -- wakes the bitter memory
Of what he was, what is, and what must be. . . .
- John Milton, 'Paradise Lost"
Men are by nature neither kings nor grandes, nor courtiers, nor millionaires; all are born naked and poor; all are subject to the miseries of life, to chargins, evil, needs, and sorrows of every sort, and finally all are condemned to death.
- Rousseau
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end, it is itself the highest political end.
- Lord Acton
. . . the lion does not defend him self against traps, and the fox does not defend himself against wolves.
- Machiavelli, "The Prince"
Liberty: one of imaginations most precious possessions.
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Cevil's Dictionarrry"
Build them the ship of death, for you must take
the longest journey, to oblivion.
And die the death, the long and painful death
that lies between the old self and the new.
- D.H. Lawrence, "The Ship of Death" >>
The human race, such as it is, can not subsist unless their is an infinity of useful men who possess nothing at all; for it is certain that a man who is well off will not leave his own land to come to till yours . . . Equality, therefore, is at once most natural and most fantastic.
- Voltaire
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it's natural manure.
- Thomas Jefferson
Among a people generally corrupt, liberty cannot exist.
- Edmund Burke
The deep, unutterable woe
Which none save exiles feel.
- W.E. Ayton
. . . upon the sea of death, where we still sail darkly, for we can not steer and have no port.
- D.H. Lawrence, "The Ship of Death" >>
Where all life dies, death lives.
- John Milton, "Paradise Lost"
But say I could repent, and could obtain,
By act of grace my former state; how soon
Would height recall high thoughts, how soon unsay
What false submission swore; ease would recant
Vows made in pain, as violent and void --
For never can true reconcilement grow
Where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deed --
Which would but lead me to a worse relapse
And heavier fall. . . .
- John Milton, "Paradise Lost"
It is a great and dangerous error to assume that all people are equally entitled to liberty. It is a reward to be earned, not a blessing to be gratuitously lavished on all alike . . . not a boon to be bestowed on a people too ignorant, degraded and vicious, to be capable either of appreciating or of enjoying it.
- John C. Calhoun
Those that fight for freedom undertake
The noblest cause mankind can have at stake.
- William Cowper
Married past redemption.
- John Dryden
Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell;
And in the lowest deep, a lower deep
Still threatening to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heaven.
- John Milton, "Paradise Lost"
Thou hast not half the power to do me harm,
As I have to be hurt.
- Shakespeare, "Othello"
Giving honour unto the wife, as unto a weaker vessel.
- Bible (Peter 3:7)
With the dead, there is no rivalry.
- T. Macaulay
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
- Oscar Wilde
Equality of rights is natures plan
And following nature is the march of man.
- Joel Barlow.
Of all the plagues a lover bears,
Sure rivals are the worst.
I can endure my own despair,
But not anothers hope.
- William Walsh
In love alone we hate to find
Companions to our woe.
- William Walsh
I knew, and know my hour has come, but not
To render up my soul to such as thee.
- Lord Byron, "Manfred"
Be near me when this sensuous frame
Is rack'd with pains that conquer trust;
And Time, a maniac scattering dust,
And Life, a Fury slinging Flame.
- Tennyson, "In Memorium"
You may my glories and my state depose,
But not my griefs; still am I king of those.
- Shakespeare, "King Lear"
Only he deserves freedom and life
Who daily conquers them anew.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Two stars keep not their motion in one sphere.
- Shakespeare, "Othello"
Look into my face; my name is Might-Have-Been;
I am also called No-More, Too-late, farewell.
- Dante Rosetti.
For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
- John Donne
If you don't defend your honour, people will assume you have none.
- Michael Levine
Power corrupts, but some must govern.
- Stevie Smith
Thou much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now the strength that in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
- Tennyson, "UIlysses"
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
- William Hazlit
From heaven or hell, O Beauty, came you hence?
Out from your gaze, infernal and divine,
Pours blended evil and beneficence,
And therefore men have likened you to wine.
- Baudelaire
I know that sorrow is the one human strength
On which neither earth nor hell can impose,
And that the universe and all time's length
Must be wound into the mystic crown for my brows.
- Baudelaire
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for the good to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke
Liberty can not be identified with any cause -- except the cause of liberty -- for its whole challenge is for the right to choose between causes.
-R. MacIver
Freedom is an immortal idea, which does not age with the spirit of the times and vanish.
- Thomas Mann
Like liberty, gold never stays where it is undervalued.
- Justin Morrill
You flee, but none pursue.
- Stevie Smith
Why is she weeping? In her lovely pride
She could have conquered the whole race of man;
What unknown evil harrows her lithe side?
She weeps, mad girl, because her life began;
Because she lives. One thing she does deplore
So much that she kneels trembling in the dust --
That she must live tomorrow, evermore,
Tomorrow and tomorrow -- as we must!
- Baudelaire
It is a clear truth that those who everyday barter away other men's liberty will soon care little for their own.
- J. Otis
The very word freedom, in itself and of necessity, suggests freedom from some restraining power.
- Roosevelt
A selfish and greedy people cannot be free.
- Roosevelt
Free people remember this maxim: we may aquire liberty, but it is never recovered once lost.
- Rousseau
To renounce one's liberty is too renounce the quality of being a man, the rights of humanity, and even its duties. No adequate compensation can be made to any person who has renounced it all.
- Rousseau
Our sins are stubborn, craven our repentance.
For our weak vows we ask excessive prices.
Trusting the tears will wash away the sentence,
We sneak off where the muddy road entices.
- Baudelaire
. . . That is love! Before your heart expire,
Let the glory of God set it afire;
That is the true Delight which can not rot!"
Then the Angel, cruel as he was kind,
With giant hands twisted him till he whined;
But the damned soul still answered. "I will not!"
- Baudelaire
Liberty is not a fruit that grows in all climates, and it is not within the reach of all.
- Rousseau
Where there is much liberty, there is much error.
- Fredrich Bon Schiller
Nature gives liberty even to dumb animals.
- Tacitus
Never yet has law formed a great man; it is liberty that breeds giants and heroes.
- F. Von Schiller
Thou inquirest what liberty is? It is to be slave to nothing, to no necessity, to no accident, to keep fortune at arm's length.
- Seneca
Liberty means responsibility. The is why most men dread it.
- George Bernard Shaw
The price of liberty is not merely eternal vigilance but also perpetual restraint.
- Lord Joseph Stamp
Be tranquil, O my Sorrow, and be wise.
The evening comes, is here, for which you sought:
The Dusk, wrapping the city in disguise,
Care unto some, to others peace has brought.
- Baudelaire
Ah race of Abel, your fat carcass
Will enrich the reeking soil!
Race of Cain, your hard work is
Not finished in spite of all;
Race of Abel, here your shame lies:
The sword lost to the hunter's rod!
Race of Cain, mount the skies
And down upon the earth cast God!
- Baudelaire
Of what use is freedom of thought, if it will not also produce freedom of action?
- Jonathan Swift
Liberties and masters are not easily combined.
- Tacitus
Why is liberty so rare? Because it is the chiefest good.
- Voltaire
Though leaves are many, the root is one;
Through all the lying days of my youth
I swayed my leaves and flowers in the sun;
Now I may wither into truth.
- Yeats
I know that I shall meet my fate
Somewhere among the clouds above;
Those that I fight I do not hate,
Those that I guard I do not love . . .
- Yeats
Liberty of thought is the life of the soul
- Voltaire
The pursuit of freedom with an intolerant mentality is self defeating.
- A Whiteheard
I do not care for nature,
She does not care for me;
You can be alone with a person,
You can't be alone with a tree.
- Stevie Smith, "Lulu"
Since there's always going to be corruption, a good government is where you have a manageable level of corruption!
- Mercedes Lackey
Revenge; Timotheus cried, and in that shout
There's all there is about it and about
Between this man and me, whate'er befall
Their is no more to be said at all.
- Stevie Smith, "Revenge"
. . . the Goddess could not spend all her time persuading the Kings and Queens of the idiocy of war. Therefore, she invented tacticians.
- Diane Duane
If I lie down upon my bed I must be here,
But if I lie down in my grave, I may be elsewhere.
- Stevie Smith
Ability is nothing without opportunity.
- Napoleon
The greatest danger that democracy runs is not the intelligence of the people but the tendency of their leaders to uinderrate that intelligence.
- Russel Davenport
Democracy gives every man a right to be his own oppressor.
- James Russel Lowell
Freeing a people from the yoke of democracy is like trying to liberate a drunkard from the damnation of alcohol.
- Gulbrande Lunde
Democracy is an attempt to measure the exercise of political power by the ordinary man's sense of right and wrong.
- Lord Eustace Percy
I trod a foreign path, dears,
The silence was extreme
And so it came about, dears,
That I fell into dream,
That I fell into dream, my dear,
And feelings without cause.
And tears without a reason
And so was lost.
- Stevie Smith
Laughter in deaths shadow fools no one who understands death. But if you are moved to it, be assured the Goddess will smile at your joke.
- Diane Duane
If a general is ignorant of the principles of adaptabiliy, he must not be entrusted with a position of authority. The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man and the stupid man. For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man is quick at seizing advantages, and the stupid man has no fear of death.
- So Mo Ch'ien, The Art of War
Power tends to corrupt, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
- Lord Acton
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.
- Arab proverb
So much of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to work.
- Peter Drucker
The Goddess' courtesy is a terrible thing. To the mortal asker she will give what is asked for, without stinting, without fail. Or will she stop until the gifts recipient, like the gift, becomes perfect Let the asker beware . . .
- Diane Duane
There is no freedom on earth or in any star for those who deny freedom to others.
- Elbert Hubbard
Liberty is not a luxury to be enjoyed, or a theory to be defined; it is a weapon to be used.
- Robert Jackson
One must be free in order to learn how to use one's powers wisely.
- Immanuel Kant
No amount of political freedom can satisfy the hungry masses.
- Lenin
Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves, and, under a just God, cannot long retain it.
- Lincoln
Many politicians of our time are in the habit of laying it down as a self-evident proposition that no people are fit to be free until they are fit to use their freedom. The notion is worthy of the fowl in the old story, who resolved not to so into water until he had learned how to swim.
- T. Macaulay
Liberty may be endangered by the abuses of liberty as well as the abuses of power.
- James Madision
"Are you going to kill me?" said the child to the Dragon.
"Kill you?" The dragon smiled. "Certainly not until we have been introduced." - Diane Duane
Change is not progress.
- H.L. Mencken
To freemen, threats are vain.
- Cicero
"If their was no evil, who would fear Hell?"
- Tad Williams, "The Stone of Farewell"<<
Luck affects everything.
- Ovid
The general who wins a battle makes man calculations before the battle is fought. The general who loses a battle makes but few.
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.
- Victor Hugo
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
- Oliver Goldsmith
Fortune favours the bold.
- Juneval
Of this I am certain that in a democracy the majority of the citizens is capable of exercising the most cruel of oppression upon the minority.
- Edmund Burke
The defect of equality is that we only desire it with our superiors.
- Henri Berque
Who, then, is free? The wise who can command his passions, who fears not want, nor death, nor chains, firmly resisting his appetites and despising the honour of the world, who relies wholly on himself whose angular points of character have all been rounded off and polished.
- Horace
The spirit of truth and the spirit of freedom -- they are the pillars of society.
- Ibsen
I tell you true, liberty is the best of all things: never live beneath the noose of a servile halter.
- William Wallace
The key to a crisis is to survive.
- Jordan MacLeod
Some people say "What is life without friends?" I say: "What is life without happiness?"
- Jordan MacLeod
There are no dumb question, only dumb people asking questions.
- Randy Cassingham
All certain tyrant's over souls wish for men they teach is that they should have unsound minds.
- Voltaire
No more vital truth was ever uttered than that freedom and free institutions can not long be maintained by people who do not understand the nature of their own government.
- Woodrow Wilson
. . . was there ever any domination which did not appear natural to those who possessed it?
- John Mill
Every path hath its puddle.
- English Proverb
Many words hurt more than swords.
- Anonymous
The individual is indisputably the original, the first fact of liberty. . . . There is no such thing as corporate liberty. Liberty belongs to the individual or it does not exist.
- Woodrow Wilson
Anger punishes itself.
- Anonymous
For one rich man that is content, there are a hundred that are not.
- Anonymous
Many persons might have attained to wisdom had they not assumed that they already possessed it.
- Seneca
Life, misfortune, abandonment, poverty, are battlefields which have their heroes; obscure heroes, sometimes greater than illustrious heroes.
- Victor Hugo
Optimism is the madness of maintaining that everything is right when it is wrong.
- Voltaire
A wise man reflects before he speaks; a fool, speaks and then reflects on what he has uttered.
- French Proverb
It is perhaps one of life's most interesting ironies that, of the many who beseech the Goddess to send them love, so few will accept it when it comes, because it has come in what they consider the wrong shape, or the wrong size, or at the wrong time. Against our prejudices, even the Goddess strives in vain.
- Diane Duane
We see more clearly what others fail to do for us than what they actually do.
- Anonymous
The injuries we do and those we suffer are seldom weighed on the same scale.
- Aesop
We are afraid of the truth, afraid of fortune, afraid of death, and afraid of each other.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Plumb hell or heaven, what's the difference? Plumb the unknown, to find out something new!
- Baudelaire
One life -- a little gleam of time between two eternities.
- Carlyle
Some are atheists only in fair weather.
- Anonymous
A man of words and not of deeds
is like a garden full of weeds.
- Unknown
Depend upon in, Sir, when a man knows he is too be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
- Samuel Johnson
Adversity reminds men of religion.
- Livy
And that is what evil does: forces us down dark pathways we otherwise would not have trod.
- Denis L. McKeirnan
I challenge you to cite me one instance in all the history of the world where liberty was handed down from above. Liberty always is attained by the forces working below . . . . by the great movement of the people. That, leavened by the sense of wrong and oppression and injustice, brings freedom.
- Woodrow Wilson
. . . it is the way of our living that is testament to our spirits, and perhaps the way we die . . .
- Denis L. McKeirnan
When money speaks, the truth is silent.
- Russian Proverb
Silence is a virtue of those who are not wise.
- Anonymous
Patience is a necessary ingredient in genius.
- Benjamin Disraeli
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.
- Roosevelt
He that imagines he hath knowledge enough hath none.
- Anonymous
But if for no other reason, Evil must be destroyed so that we can once more guide our own destinies.
- Denis L McKeirnan
The least desirable possibility will always exert itself when the results will be most frustrating.
- Gunderson's Law
Those who most crave sainthood are most often driven toward hell.
- Anonymous
Perversity is in perception, not in the thing perceived.
- Christopher Stassheff, "Her Majesty's Wizard"
In desperate situations man will always have recourse to desperate means . . . If reason has failed us, their remains always the ultima ratio, the power of the miraculous and mysterious.
- Ernest Cassier
Visit, that you not be visited.
- Anonymous
It is about as hard for a rich man to enter Heaven as it is for a poor man to remain on earth.
- Anonymous
Never fight until your right cannot be questioned; then delay not to strike.
- Christopher Stassheff, "Her Majesty's Wizard"
I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking.
- Woodrow Wilson
Liberty is often a fierce and intractable thing, to which no bounds can be set.
-Woodrow Wilson
Never be too far from arms, for all men have the blood of Cain.
- Christopher Stassheff, "Her Majesty's Wizard"
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
- Emiliano Zapata
The only wealth which you keep forever is the wealth which you have given away.
- Anonymous
To him in vain the envious seasons roll,
Who bears eternal summer in his soul.
- Unknown
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master.
- Abraham Lincoln
All time is lost that might better be employed.
- Anonymous
After even the fiercest sunset comes the twilight; and in the twilight, anything is rather more than less likely to happen.
- Diane Duane
Never seek more power than God gives, for he will match it to your tasks.
- Christopher Stassheff, "Her Majesty's Wizard"
Have many acquaintances and few friends.
- English Proverb
. . . the writers function is not without arduous duties. By definition, be can not serve today and those who make history: he must serve those who are subject to it.
- Albert Camus
He that boasteth of his ancestors, confsseth that he hath no virtue of his own.
- Anonymous
The willing contemplation of vice is vice.
- Arabian Proverb
Know yourself, and always question what manner of man you have become.
- Christopher Stassheff, "Her Majesty's Wizard"
Silence is the door between love and fear; and on fears side, there is no latch.
- Diane Duane
Reality is no one's dream.
- Joan D Vinge, "Psion"
Whatever may be said of the Goddess, this much is certain: She enjoys a good joke. For proof of this, examine yourself or any other memeber of the human race closely -- and laugh along with her.
- Diane Duane
Memory is a mirror -- but even the clearest mirror reverses left to right.
- Diane Duane
It is better to have one shilling than to lend twenty.
- English Proverb
A scalded cat fears cold water.
- Unknown
Hope is the poor man's bread.
- Anonymous
All cruelty springs from weakness.
- Seneca
Man's inhumanity to man
Makes countless thousands mourn!
- Robert Burns
We triumph without glory when we conquer without danger.
- Corneille
What a day may bring, a day may take away.
- Fuller
A people without faith in themselves cannot survive.
- Chinese Proverb
Those who are happy do not observe how time goes by.
- Chinese Proverb
All men are fools, differing only in degree.
- English Proverb
No answer is also an answer.
- Danish Proverb
Every man complains of his memory, but no man complains of his judgement.
- English Proverb
Call no man happy till he is dead.
- Aeschylus
For he that lives more lives than one
More deaths than one must die.
- Wilde
We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves.
- Goethe
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
- Anonymous
Men would be angels;
Angels would be gods.
- Alexander Pope
Every fire is the same size when it starts.
- Anonymous
More die from gluttony than hunger.
- Anonymous
Kindle not a fire you cannot put out.
- Chinese Proverb
The more one comes to know man, the more one comes to admire the dog.
- Joussenal
It is better to be envied than pitied.
- Herodotus
Of two evils, choose the least.
- Erasmus
When a diplomat says yes, he means perhaps; when he says perhaps, he means no; when he says no, he is no diplomat.
- Anonymous
What is evil? -- whatever springs from weakness.
- Neitzsche
No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.
- Aristotole
Insanity in individuals is something rare -- but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule.
- Neitzsche
Faults are thick where love is thin.
- Anonymous
Cheat me in the price, but not in the goods.
- English Proverb
Many Praised the victory,
Many mourned the slain;
Yet all prayed that nevermore
Would War come here again.
- Denis L McKeirnan
The thief is sorry to be hanged, not to be a thief.
- Anonymous
It is the thief who is hanged, not the one who is caught stealing.
- Czech Proverb
Whoever profits by a crime is guilty of it.
- French Proverb
Our pleasures are shallow, our sorrows are deep.
- Chinese Proverb
Adversity is the trial of courage.
- Anonymous
Little children are little sorrows but great joys.
- Italian Proverb
To reproach a man because his moral sense was corruptible was like blaming him for susceptibility to yellow fever.
- Dainel Boorstren
A good conscience is God's eye.
- Russian Proverb
If an injury has to be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
- Neitzsche
The sun shines also on the wicked.
- Seneca
Criticism is easy; art, difficult.
- French Proverb
[The Grand Inquisitor] . . . we care for the weak too. They are sinful and rebellious, but in the end they too will become obedient. They will marvel at us and look on us as gods, because we are ready to endure the freedom which they have found so dreadful and to rule over them -- so awful it will seem to them to be free. But we shall tell them we are Thy servants and rule in Thy name. We shall deceive them again . . . That deception will be our suffering, for we shall be forced to lie.
- Fyodor Dostoyeusky
That which has to be done usually can be done.
- Joan D Vinge, "Catspaw"
When you start at the bottom, there is no way you can sink any deeper.
- Joan D Vinge, "Catspaw"
Let's not be too critical of the tabacco industry. After all, it has found a cure for old age.
- Lloyd Clark
It is so much easier to do good than to be good.
- Anonymous
Make your whole years plans in the spring and your days plans in the morning.
- Chinese Proverb
Customers are precious things; goods are only gross.
- Chinese Proverb
. . . this is as absurd as to compare a surgeon performing a tracheotomy with an highway cutthroat. Both use a knife, perhaps the same kind of knife, both do the same thing, vis. cut the throat of a living man; yet one is a well-doer, the other is a murderer.
- Eugene Zamiatin
It has become too easy to see that the luckless men of the past lived by mistakes, even absurd beliefs, so we may well fail in a decent respect for them, and forget that historians of the future will point out that we too lived by myths.
- Herbert Muller [this was mistakenly Herbert Huller. Apologies.]
Though a tree be a thousand feet high, the leaves fall and return to the root.
- Chinese Proverb
He uses a cannon to shoot a sparrow.
- Chinese Proverb
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
- Anonymous
It is easier to be accepted by our society as a murderer than as a homosexual.
- Abby Mann.
Perversions of the psychological principle (purgation by scapegoat, congregation by segregation) are the constant temptations of human societies, whose orders are built by a kind of animal exceptionally adept in the ways of symbolic action
- Kenneth Burke
Wisdom consists in knowing one's follies.
- Anonymous
To see a man do a good deed is to forget all his faults
- Chinese Proverb
Adversity makes men; prosperity monsters.
- Anonymous
. . . The gods who haunt
The lucid interspace of world and world,
Where never creeps a cloud, or moves a wind,
Nor ever falls the least white star of snow,
Nor ever lowest roll of thunder moans,
Nor sound of human sorrow mounts to mar
Their sacred everlasting calm . . .
- Tennyson
Without the aid of the divine, man cannot walk even an inch.
- Chinese Proverb
If heaven creates a man, there must be some use for him.
- Chinese Proverb
To follow the will of heaven is to prosper, to rebel against the will of heaven is to be destroyed.
- Chinese Proverb
The imagination gallops while judgement goes on foot.
- Anonymous
Though earth in seas, and seas in heaven were lossed,
We should not lose, we should only be tossed.
Nay, e'en suppose, when we had suffered fate,
The soul could feel in her divided state,
What's that to us? For we are only we
While souls and bodies in one frame agree.
- Lucretius, from "Why Fear Death?"
Do not proud monarchs flinch, stricken in every limb by terror of the gods and the thought that the time has come when some foul deed or arrogant word must pay its heavy, heavy price?
- Lucretius
Years teach more than books.
- Anonymous
Half the harm that is done in this world
Is due to people who want to feel important.
They don't mean to do harm -- but the harm does not interest them.
Or they do not see it, or they justify it
Because they are absorbed in the endless struggle
To think well of themselves.
- T. S. Elliot
Money is a good servant but a bad master.
- Anonymous
To the right-thinking man, to be alone and to be wrong are the same.
- Jean Paul Sarte
Forgive every man's faults, except your own.
- Anonymous
"They question my right to the title of philanthropist," Marat exclaims . . . "Ah, what injustice! Who cannot see that I want to cut off a few heads to serve a greater number?" . . . Naturally -- all historic actions are performed at a price. But Marat, making his final calculations, claimed two hundred and seventy-three thousand heads. But he compromised the therapeutic aspect of the operation by screaming during the massacre: "Brand them with hot irons, cut off their thumbs, tear out their tongues!"
- Albert Camus
Democracy is a government of the people by an elite sprung from the people.
- Maurice Duvanger
Experience and wisdom are the two best fortune tellers.
- Anonymous
He is truly happy who makes others happy.
- English Proverb
It belongs only to great men to possess great defects.
- Unknown
There are no great men, only great circumstances with which ordinary men are forced to cope.
- Admiral Halsey
Friend, if the mute and shrouded dead
Are touched at all by tears,
By love long fled and friendship sped,
And the unreturning years.
O then, to her that early died,
O doubt not, bridegroom, to thy bride
Thy love is sweet and sweeteneth
The very bitterness of death.
- Catullus, 'The Same"
I hate her -- yet I love her too.
You ask how this can be.
I only know that it is true
And bitter agony.
- Catullus, "Love and Hatred"
Art hath an enemy called ignorance.
- Ben Johnson
Democracy is the worst form of government . . .except for all the others.
- Winston Churchill
Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet.
- Anonymous
Unless your care's exact, your judgement nice
The flight from folly leads but into vice.
- Horace
There are no enemies save those we love . . .
- Propertius
The town is as old as the human race
And it grows with the flight of years,
It is wrapped in the fog of idler's dreams,
It's streets are paved with discarded schemes,
And sprinkled with useless tears.
- W. E. Penny, from "The Town of Nogood"""
The town of Nogood is hedged about
By the mountains of Despair.
No sentinel stands on its gloomy walls,
No trumpet to battle and triumph calls,
For cowards alone are there.
- W. E. Penny, from "The Town of Nogood"""
Admiration: our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
- Ambrose Bierce
It is easy to govern a kingdom but difficult to rule one's family.
- Chinese Proverb
"I am an atheist, thank God!"
- Anonymous
There is always grief. It is joy that is the rarest thing.
- Guy Gavriel Kay
Do the thing nearest at hand and great things will come to your hand to be done.
- Douglas Malloch
Rattling around in to big a job is worse than filling a small job to overflowing.
- Douglas Malloch
Make the most of what you have and are. Perhaps your trivial, immediate task is your one sure way of proving your mettle.
- Douglas Malloch
"Even this shall pass away"
- Tilton
Art is a kind of illness.
- Puccini
He is rich who is contented.
- Anonymous
Blame yourself as you would blame others, excuse others as you would excuse yourself.
- Chinese Proverb
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
- Chinese Proverb
Once I was pure as the beautiful snow -- but I fell:
Fell, like the snowflake, from heaven -- to hell;
Fell, to be tramped as the filth in the street;
Fell, to be scoffed, to be spit on and beat.
Pleading,
Cursing,
Dreading to die,
Selling my soul to whoever would buy,
Dealing in shame for a morsel of bread,
Hating the living and fearing the dead.
Merciful God! Have I fallen so low?
And yet I was once like this beautiful snow!
Once I was fair as the beautiful snow,
With an eye like its crystals, a heart like its glow;
Once I was loved for my innocent grace,
Flattered and sought for the charm of my face.
Father,
Mother,
Sister all,
God, and myself, I have lost in my fall.
The veriest wretch that goes shining by
Will take a wide sweep, lest I wander to nigh;
For all that is on, or about me, I know
There is nothing that's pure but the beautiful snow.
How strange it should be that the beautiful snow
Should fall on a sinner with nowhere to go!
How strange it should be, when the night comes again,
If the snow and the ice struck my desperate brain!
Fainting,
Freezing,
Dying alone,
Too wicked for prayer, too weak for my moan
To be heard in the crash of the crazy town,
Gone mad with its joy at the snow coming down;
To lie and to die in my terrible woe,
With a bed and a shroud of the beautiful snow!
- John Wittaker Watson, from "Beautiful Snow"
We learn by teaching
- Latin Proverb
Noble ancestry makes a poor dish at a table.
- Italian Proverb
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, others judge us by what we have already done.
- Longfellow
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
- Lord John Russels
No one has ever repented of having held his tongue.
- Anonymous
No man is worse for knowing the worse of himself.
- Spanish Proverb
The fact is that a man who wants to act virtuously is every way necessarily comes to grief among so many who are not virtuous. Therefore, if a prince wants to maintain his rule he must learn how not to be virtuous . . . according to need.
- Machiavelli, 'The Prince"
Without me the world cannot exist for a moment. For is not all that us done . . . among mortals full of folly; is it not performed by fools for fools?
- Erasmus
We never get everything we want . . . but sometimes we get what we need.
- Joan D Vinge
If you have trouble forecasting the future correctly, do it frequently and at very short intervals.
- Anonymous
Love thy neighbour, but do not pull down thy fence.
- English Proverb
Don't go through life thinking the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
Self-discipline is when your conscience tells you to do something and you don't talk back.
- Janet and Greta Podeleski
Until my day comes, nothing can hurt me; when my day comes, nothing can save me.
- Arab Proverb
A translator is a traitor.
- Italian Proverb
At times like this, I cannot affords to make enemies.
- reputedly said by Machiavelli on his dddeath bed when asked to abjure the Devil
For most people, the only one who sees into their soul is God. And most of us wish even God was a little nearsighted.
- Joan D Vinge
Men in general judge more from appearance than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of perception.
- Machiavelli
The defects of a preacher are soon spied.
- Martin Luther
Diet: a short period of starvation preceding a gain of five pounds.
- Janet and Greta Podeleski
As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through Hell.
- Elbert Hubbard
Nothing is impossible to a willing mind.
- Anonymous
The ear is the road to the heart.
- French Proverb
O Crime: with ruin thy road is strewn;
The brightest beauty the world had known
Thy power has wasted, till in the mind
No trace of its presence is left behind.
The loathsome wretch in the dungeon low,
With a face like a fiend and a look of woe,
Ruined by revels of crime and sin,
A pitiful wreck of what might have been,
Hated and shunned, and without a home,
Was the child that played in the streets or Rome.
- Unknown, from "Two Pictures"
One foe is too many, a hundred friends too few.
- German Proverb
Custom is the law of fools.
- Vambrugh
Conscience is the only incorruptible thing about us.
- Fielding
Nor ear can hear nor tongue can tell
The tortures of that inward hell.
- Byron (writing about the conscience)
Self conquest is the greatest of victories.
- Plato
To rejoice in conquest is to rejoice in murder.
- Lao Tsu
One need first dance to the music before learning to sing the song.
- Norman Spinrad, "Child of Fortune" >>
He who is the cause of another's greatness is himself undone.
- Machiavelli, "The Prince"
All that wisdom teaches us is that the ability to act is only the power to make things worse.
- Norman Spinrad, "Child of Fortune" >
The first allegiance of a teller is to the tale.
- Norman Spinrad, "Child of Fortune" >>
To open a book brings profit
- Chinese Proverb
There is no high road to happiness or misfortune; every man brings them on himself .
- Chinese Proverb
We always love those who admire us and we do not always love those we admire.
- La Rochefoucauld
The wisest of the wise may err.
- Greek Proverb
He that pities another remembers himself.
- English Proverb
Power seldom grows old at court.
- English Proverb
Love lives in cottages as well as in castles.
- Anonymous
The five truths, terrible and joyous:
What is, is.
What was, is.
Matter is an illusion.
Meaning is an illusion.
The door opens both ways.
Believe none of these!
- Diane Duane
Offer an enemy a false show of hospitality in order to damn him and the fires shall fall on your head, not his, Give him the truth with his meat and drink, and trust it not to sour the wine.
- Diane Duane
God brings man into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them
- Anonymous
The heaviest rains fall on the leaky house.
- Anonymous
A good man makes no noise over a good deed.
- Greek Proverb
It is easy to go from economy to extravagance; it is hard to go from extravagance to economy.
- Chinese Proverb
Words are the voice of the heart.
- Chinese Proverb
The easiest way to dignity is humility.
- Anonymous
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
- Anonymous
Envy never enriched any man.
- Anonymous
There is no mortal whom sorrow and disease do not touch.
- Greek Proverb
Confession of faults makes half amends.
- English Proverb
The friendship of officials is as thin as paper.
- Chinese Proverb
Yellow gold hath its price, learning is priceless
- Chinese Proverb
The wound is healed
by the sword that deals it;
the heart is knit
by the pain that breaks it;
the life is made whole
by the death that starts it;
the death is made whole
by the life that ends it.
- Diane Duane
Even if we study to old age, we shall not finish learning.
- Chinese Proverb
Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.
- Syrus
Rejection is the hell he fears
- John Steinbeck
The man on horseback knows nothing of the toil of the traveller on foot.
- Chinese Proverb
Without the media, there would be no terrorism.
- Marshal McLuhan
Under a government which imprisons unjustly, the only true place for a just man is also a prison.
- Thoreau
When you know a man, you know his face, but not his heart.
- Chinese Proverb
A wise man knows everything; a shrewd man, everyone.
- Anonymous
Praise the sea, but keep on land.
- English Proverb
Pray for yourself, I am not sick.
- English Proverb
He has much prayer but little devotion.
- English Proverb
He who has never hoped can never despair.
- Syrus
Fortune favours him . . . in the opposite moment of his death.
- Tacitus
They have learned nothing, and forgotten nothing.
- Charles-Maurice de Tallleyrand
There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your hearts desire. The other is to get it.
- George Bernard Shaw
A short prayer penetrates haven
- English Proverb
Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.
- George Bernard Shaw
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
- George Bernard Shaw
Nothing is ever done until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.
- George Bernard Shaw
The trouble with people is not that they know so much, but that they know so much that ain't so.
- Henry Shaw (Josh Billings)
Go, tell the Spartans, thou who passest by,
that here obedient to her world we lie.
- Simonides
Fences have their purpose, but serving as pathways was never one of them.
- Christopher Stassheff
You've got to be careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get their.
- Yogi Berra
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein
When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing.
- Anonymous
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Fear nothing but sin.
- English Proverb
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they might not go to yours.
- Yogi Berra
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
- Anonymous
There are three types of people -- those who can count and those who can't.
- Anonymous
He that fears death lives not.
- English Proverb
Fear is stronger than love.
- English Proverb
Happiness is not having what you want. It's wanting what you have.
- Anonymous
Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not truth, truth is not beauty, beauty is not love.
- Unknown
Chaos itself is the ultimate pinnacle upon which all order is recomplicated.
- Norman Spinrad, "Child of Fortune"
Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary.
- Anonymous
Before the singer was the song.
- Norman Spinrad, "Child of Fortune" >>
Only when the moment lapses and is gone, can it really be known. Thus the moment is everything, and nothing too.
- Ian Watson
I married beneath me. All women do.
- Lady Nancy Astor, first female MP in ttthe United Kingdom
Extreme love is extreme wrong.
- English Proverb
There is no salvation without destruction, no hope this side of death.
- Robert Jordan, "Fires of Heaven"
If a conclusion is not poetically balanced, it cannot be scientifically true.
- Asimov
Memory, prophecy and fantasy --
the past, the future and
the dreaming moment between --
are all one country
living one immortal day.
To know that is wisdom.
To use it is the Art.
- Clive Barker, "The Great and Secret Shhhow"
There is superstition in avoiding superstition.
- Frances Bacon
Who is more foolish -- the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
- Maurice Freehall
A wolf must die in his own skin.
- Morris L West
So much hope against the sea and loneliness of the hills.
- Morris L West
The hills will still be here and the children will still be here when you are gone. If you want to cry, be done with it now.
- Morris L West
Envy never dies.
- English Proverb
He that will enter into paradise must have a good key.
- English Proverb
. . . our actions show what's in our hearts.
- Bill Watterson, from "Calvin and Hobbeees"
The problem with the future is that it keeps becoming the present.
- Bill Watterson, from "Calvin and Hobbeees"
The evils we bring on ourselves are the hardest to bear.
- English Proverb
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
- Henry Ford
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
- Mae West
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- Anonymous
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
- Anonymous
There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over.
- Anonymous
You need money to make money.
- Sam MacLeod
Nothing can be made foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
- Anonymous
Of evil grain no good can come.
- English Proverb
If only I had known. I would have been a locksmith.
- Albert Einstein
That which is evil is soon learned.
- English Proverb
Of evil manners spring good laws.
- English Proverb
A man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun.
- Unknown (Al Capone?)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
Stupidity is a personal achievement that transcends national boundaries.
- Anonymous
You will as soon get a fart out of a dead man.
- English Proverb
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
- Anonymous
Death defies the doctor.
- English Proverb
Death is a remedy for all ills.
- English Proverb
The death of a young wolf never comes too soon.
- English Proverb
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
- Anonymous
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
- Anonymous
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It is twice as large as it needs to be.
- Anonymous
To deceive a deceiver is no deceit.
- English Proverb
To deceive oneself is very easy.
- English Proverb
He that deceives me once, shame fall on him; he that deceives me twice, shame fall on me.
- English Proverb
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
- Leonard Rossiter
May education never become as expensive as ignorance.
- Anonymous
Live so that you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers
Greed is like a river; the farther it flows, the wider it becomes.
- Amur Proverb
A mans destiny is always dark
- English Proverb
One moment of illumination outweighs an eternity of blind ignorance.
- Ian Watson
Hope is the pillar that holds up the world,
Hope is the dream of the waking man.
- Pliny the Elder
A poem should not mean
But be.
- Archibald MacLeish
Children are the most expensive form of entertainment.
- Mihaela Iosof
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
- Stanislaw Lec
Where none will, the devil himself must bear the cross.
- English Proverb
Fate leads the willing but drives the stubborn
- English Proverb
There is a joy of being
Which you must be still and learn.
- Denis Lee
Oh many a peer of England brews
Livelier liquor than the Muse,
And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.
- A E Houseman
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink
For fellows whom it hurts to think:
Looks into the pewter pot
To see the world as the world's not.
And faith, 'tis pleasant till 'tis past:
The mischief is that 'twill not last.
- A E Houseman
Therefore since the world has still
Much good but much less good than ill,
And while the sun and moon endure
Luck's a chance but trouble's sure,
I'd face it as a wise man would,
And train for ill and not for good.
- A E Houseman
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person that you are.
- Anonymous
Forbidden fruit is sweet.
- English Proverb
Don't confuse excellence, which is achievable, with perfection, which is elusive.
- Anonymous
He is so full of himself that he is quite empty
- English Proverb
Genius is the capacity for evading hard work.
- Elbert Hubbard
Creative minds have been known to survive any kind of bad training.
- Anna Freud
Women who want equality with men lack ambition.
- Graffiti
It's okay to make mistakes; at least it shows you're working.
- Ed Mirvish
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
- Mell Lazarus
The easiest way for your child to learn about money is for you not to have any.
- Kathleen Whitehorn
Sometimes the best gain is to lose.
- English Proverb
Where god has his church, the devil has a chapel.
- English Proverb
God help the poor for the rich can help themselves.
- English Proverb
God sends meat and the devil sends cooks
- English Proverb
God send you joy, for sorrow will come soon enough.
- English Proverb
Those who know the least obey the best.
- George Fonquar
The hardest job facing kids today is learning good manners without seeing any.
- Fred Astaire
The road to riches is always under construction.
- Anonymous
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore
Hope is but the dream of those who wake.
- English Proverb
Hell will never be full till you be in it.
- English Proverb
Hell is where heaven is not.
- Unknown
Cats were put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
- Anonymous
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did -- in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming -- like the passengers in his car.
- Anonymous
To know how to suggest is the greatest art of teaching
- Frederick Amiel
When you have a fight with your conscience and lose, you win.
- Anonymous
I am not young enough to know everything.
- J M Barrie
I am the tooth fairy, I loosen teeth.
- Spencer
Society prepares the crime and the criminal merely commits it.
- Mike Barr
Each individual is a part of society, and indeed he is that society.
- Mike Barr
One of the first duties of the physician is too educate the masses not to take medicine.
- Sir William Osler
It is easy to be wise after the event.
- English Proverb
Trust is the mother of deceit.
- English Proverb
He who trusts not is not deceived.
- English Proverb
God strikes with his finger, and not with all his arm
- English Proverb
A man should preserve his integrity, though he must sell his soul to do it.
- Eric Nicol
I am afraid of the worst, but I am not sure what that is.
- Abraham Rotsein
Is not anger the cleanest of passions?
- Grattan o'Leary
We listen to others to discover what we ourselves believe.
- George Grant
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
- Diefenbaker
To those who think that the law of gravity interferes with their freedom, there is nothing to say.
- Lionel Tiger
Idealist: A cynic in the making.
- Irving Layton
Truth may be blamed, but cannot be shamed.
- English Proverb
Statistics are for losers.
- Harry Hayes
Monarchy is like virginity, once lost it cannot be regained.
- Unknown (possibly Andrew Morton, but III am not sure)
Man wants to live. But it is useless to hope that this desire will dictate all of his actions.
- Anonymous
It is a great victory that comes without bloodshed.
- English Proverb
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is getting what you need.
- Anonymous
The past must no longer be used as an anvil for beating out the present and the future.
- Paul-Emile Boudras
We can only pay our debt to the past by putting the future in debt to ourselves.
- John Buchan
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson
If the people have not suffered enough, it is their God-given right to suffer some more.
- William Aberhard
To contemplate suicide is surely the best exercise of the imagination.
- Phyillis Web
You can't drink yourself sober, you can't spend yourself rich, and the power to tax is the power to destroy.
- Colonel Eric Phillips
Time is, time was and time is past.
- English Proverb
We giving all gained all.
Neither lament us nor praise.
Only in all things recall,
It is fear, not Death that slays.
- Rudyard Kipling
Doubt is the beginning, not the end, of wisdom.
- George Isles
Some people might as well be crazy for all the sense they have.
- Bob Edwards
The value of experience lies not in seeing much, but in seeing wisely.
- Sir William Osler
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
- Sir William Osler
In the long run, there is no such thing as a prophet without honour.
- Seguin
Vows made in storms are forgotten in calms.
- English Proverb
Well begun is half done.
- English Proverb
There must somewhere have been an ancient Chinese philosopher who said: "The summit of all human wisdom is to know the exact shade of grey to wear on any particular occasion."
- Sir Robert Watson-Watt
Wisdom is a variable possession. Every man is wise when pursued by as mad dog, fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
- Robertson Davies
The boasts of heraldry, the pomp of power
And all the beauty, all the wealth e'er gave,
Awaits alike th' inevitable hour:
The paths of glory lead but to the grave.
- Gray
Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
- Anonymous
We carry in our very bones the minds of our forebears. No, a nation cannot separate itself from the past anymore than a river can separate itself from its source, or sap from the soil whence it arises. No generation is self-sufficient. it can, and does, happen that a generation forgets its history, or turns its back on it; such an act is a betrayal of history.
- Canan Groulx
Without any paradox I would boldly say that history is the most living of things and there is nothing more present than the past.
- Canan Groulx
There are, of course, many things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step ladder.
- J W Curran
The day the child realises that all adults are imperfect he becomes an adolescent, the day he forgives them, be becomes an adult; the day he forgives himself, he becomes wise.
- Alden Nowlan
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- Unknown
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
- Neitzsche
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
- Woody Allen
You can't depend on your eyes when your imaginations out of focus.
- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it.
- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands
Time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.
- Douglas Adams
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
- Elvis Presley
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
- George Bernard Shaw
Genius may have its limitations but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- Elbert Hubbard
War is too important to be left in the lands of generals.
- Georges Clemenceau
There is little to choose between the pen and the sword. Too often, both write in blood.
- Diane Duane
I think I love you
and the problem
is the thinking.
- Diane Duane
The only thing more to be feared than a great desire is that same desire come true.
- Diane Duane
Better the dark under the stone than the sandstorm unexpected.
- Diane Duane
A timely marriage: one made before your children start nagging you about it.
- Diane Duane
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to wake.
- James Joyce
The picture of the loved,
Long we hold in our heart:
then come home to find
the two have grown apart:
Which to keep and which to kill:
Should there be a doubt?
But how we clip the dead to us
and throw the living out. . .
- Diane Duane
Even the Goddess cannot change the past. But human beings can; and to that purpose she created them.
- Diane Duane
I thoroughly disprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
- Mark Twain
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
- Adrienne E Gustoff
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get stuck in jet engines.
- John Renfield
Common sense is not so common.
- Voltaire
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
- Voltaire
When love is gone, there's always justice And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always mom Hi, Mom!
-Laurie Anderson
Never mistake motion for action.
- Anonymous
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides
I expect woman will be the last thing civilised by man.
- George Meredith
We find comfort among those who agree with us -- growth among those who don't.
- Frank Clark
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
- Groucho Marx
Anyone capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.
- Douglas Adams
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
- Scott Adams
He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determine the end.
- Harry Fosdick
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage
- Mark Russel
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. if you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
- Bob Wells
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
- Hubert Humphrey
Don't mess up my mess.
- Nancy Townsend
Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
What every computer consultant needs to know:
1) In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
2) Do not believe in miracles, rely on them
- Murphy's Computer Laws (Finagle's Ruleees)
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
- Last words of Poncho Villa
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
- Norman Brenner
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
- Russel Baker
Well done is better than well said.
- Anonymous
Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
- H H Williams
One does not have a sense of humour. It has you.
- Larry Gelbart
The quickest way to end a war is to lose it.
- George Orwell
When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him: "Whose?"
- Don Marquis
Oh, I don't blame congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
- Lichty and Wagner
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
- Cyril Conolly
Crime does not pay . . . as well as politics.
- Alfred E Newman
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
- Charles Schultz
Why was I born with such contemporaries?
- Oscar Wilde
Never explain -- your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
- Elbert Hubbard
Distance: the only thing the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep.
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionarrry"
Indecision: the chief element of success.
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionaaary"
Ultimatum: in diplomacy, a last resort before resorting to concessions.
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionarrry"
Faith: belief without evidence in something that is told by one who speaks, without knowledge, of things without parallel.
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionarrry"
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman (1943) >>
If a mans notions of right and wrong have any other basis other than expediency; if they originated, or could have originated, in any other way; if actions have in themselves a moral character apart from, and nowise dependant upon, their consequences -- then all philosophy is a lie and reason a disorder of the mind.
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionarrry"
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can get with a kind word alone.
- Al Capone
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
- Anonymous
76.4% of all statistics are meaningless.
- Anonymous
In the early days, all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation, I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.
- Les Claypool
Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who don't.
- Anonymous
When 25% of the population believe that the president should be impeached, and 51% believe in UFO's, you may or may not need a new president, but you definitely need a new population.
- Harry Reasoner
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything and the young know everything.
- Anonymous
Banks are places that will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope
My past is my wisdom to use today . . . my future is my wisdom yet to experience. Be in the present moment because that is where life resides.
- Anonymous
Most things, excerpt agriculture, can wait.
- Jawaharlal Nehru
I am ashes where once I was fire.
- Byron
Fail to plan, plan to fail
- Anonymous
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has a limit. If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
- Anonymous
Here all are noble, save nobility.
- Byron
I wish he would explain his explanation.
- Byron
The weak alone repent.
- Byron
You have ventured deeply,
But all must do so who would greatly win.
- Byron
The Guards die, but do not surrender.
- Peirre-Jauqes, baron de Comronne
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
- Carlyle
To whom nothing is given, of whom nothing can be required.
- Henry Fielding
If a dinosaur can become a hummingbird, all things are possible.
- Ronald Wright (speaking about Evolutiooon)
Revenge proves its own executioner.
- John Ford
Those who say it is better to die free than to live as a slave must think long and truly before they say it.
- Christopher Stassheff
The philosopher told us that eternal vigilance is the price of freedom but he forgot that vigilance must all too frequently end in war.
- Christopher Stassheff
He who swims in sin sinks in sorrow.
- English Proverb
It is useless to plan for the unexpected . . . by definition!
- Alfred Hitchcock
An agent is a vampire with a telephone!
- Robert Aspin, "Mything Perons"
What's wrong with a little harmless crime once in a while?
- M Blaise
History is the essence of innumerable bibliographies.
- Carlyle
Don't become so wise that you are stupid.
- Robert Aspin, "Mything Perons"
In a crisis, I'll try anything however stupid.
- Robert Aspin, "Mything Perons"
The thing you are most afraid of is always the thing that happens -- always.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
The supreme test of any civilisation is whether it can socialise men by teaching them how to be father's.
- Margaret Meade
But why should honour outlive honesty?
- William Shakespeare, "Othello"
An honourable murderer, if you will,
For naught I did in hate, but all in honour.
- William Shakespeare, "Othello"
You have not half the power to do me harm
As I have to be hurt.
- William Shakespeare, "Othello"
I'm not trying to claim that I am morally perfect, I'm only saying that I'm expensive.
- Mr Rootham (in ENG OA)
I am a brigand, I live by robbing the rich,
I am a gentleman, I live by robbing the poor.
- George Bernard Shaw
To tax and to please, no more than to love and be wise, is not given to men.
- Edmund Burke
Failure? I never encountered it. All I ever met were temporary setbacks.
- Dotti Walters
One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
- Stalin
God didn't create the world in seven days: he pulled an all-nighter on the sixth!
- Anonymous
Ear of mankind
overgrown with nettles
would you hear?
If the voice of the prophets blew
on flutes made of murdered children's bones --
and exhaled airs burnt with
martyrs' cries --
if they built a bridge of old men's dying
groans --
Ear of mankind
occupied with small sounds
would you hear?
- Nelly Sachs, in "O the Chimneys"
That is the great thing about our movement -- that these numbers are uniform not only in ideas, but, even the facial expression is almost the same!
- Adolf Hitler
Familiarity breeds children.
- Unknown
The bitterness of joy lies in the knowledge that it cannot last.
- Tanith Lee
It's like dega vu all over again.
- Yogi Berra
Only when I have ceased to breath will I be dead.
- Chris Farley, in "The Great White Ninjjja"
Absence makes the heart grow fonder but it also makes it wander.
- Nancy Townsend
When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is probable.
- Descartes
Art ends where violence begins. Violence begins where knowledge ends.
- Anonymous
Attitude, not aptitude, determines altitude.
- Z. Ziglar
The most difficult thing to predict is not the future but the past.
- Russian Proverb
There is a wolf out there, baying for my blood. We must exterminate wolves.
- Stalin (two weeks before his death)
Water can be good and bad, useful and dangerous. To the danger, however, a remedy has been found: learning to swim.
- Democritus
In combat there is no sanity, only useful ways of being insane.
- Jack Cady
I think that we're all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better.
- Stephen King, "Danse Macabre"
If you believe, no proof is necessary; if you doubt, no proof is sufficient.
- Kenneth Woodward
It isn't what teenagers know that worries their parents, its how they found out!
- Anonymous
In such dangerous things as wars, the errors which proceed from a spirit of benevolence are the worst.
- von Clausewitz
Defeat will only make us dead, not honourable.
- Barbara Hambly
God protect us from what we may one day get used too.
- Barbara Hambly
A man should go to jail for his beliefs at least once.
- Nicholas Monsarrat, "The Time Before TTThis"
The first requisite of the genius is sheer ruthlessness.
- Brian Moore
Certainy and faith do not belong together.
- David Gemmel
If failure had no penalty success would not be a prize.
- Terry Pratchett
. . . at least the way was clear now. When you step off a cliff, your life takes a very definite direction.
- Terry Pratchett
Chaos always defeats order because it is better organised.
- Terry Pratchett
Imagination is a quality given to a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humour is provided to console him for what he is.
- Anonymous
Running into debt isn't so bad, its running into creditors that hurts.
- Anonymous
I can resist anything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde
When you know what to do when their is something to be done -- that's tactics. When you know what to do when their is nothing to be done -- that's strategy.
- Melanie Rawn
To escape criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
- Elbert Hubbard
The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order.
- Jean Coteau
Only when the power of love overcomes the love of power will the world know peace.
- Anonymous
If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate. The "Ode on a Grecian Urn" is worth any number of old ladies.
- Faulkner
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
-Unknown
It is easier to be long than short.
- Samuel Butler
It will be lonely to be dead, but it cannot be much more lonely that is it to be alive.
- Joan D Vinge, "Tin Soldier"
. . . there is nothing new under the sun. But there are always new ways of looking at it, and always other suns.
- Joan D Vinge, "Tin Soldier"
. . . if one always listened to the voice of reason, one would never do anything interesting.
- Zelazny and Sheckley
The bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also our enemies -- probably because they are generally the same people.
- Anonymous
He who leaves all things to chance makes a lottery of life.
- Anonymous
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.
- William Blake
Go the extra mile. It's never crowded.
- Executive Speechwriter Newsletter
None of us is as smart as all of us.
- Phil Condit
Home is an invention which no one has yet improved.
- Ann Douglas
No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.
- David Eddings, "King of the Murgos"
One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us.
- Michael Cibenko
Childhood is measured out by sound and smells and sights, before the dark hour of reason grows.
- John Betjemen
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
- Lillian Hellman
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what they are talking about.
- Sam Ewing
When the search for truth is confused with political advocacy, the pursuit of knowledge is reduced to a quest for power.
- Alston Chase, "In a Dark Wood"
Tattoo - permanent proof of temporary insanity.
- Wise and Aldrich
Coincidences throw open a skylight to a universe more mysterious and mischievous than we dare imagine. They tune our ear to the sound of cosmic laughter.
- Sylvia Fraser
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends on whether you are at the right end of the wrong end of the gun.
- Anonymous
Diplomacy - Letting someone else have your way.
- Lester B Pearson
Culture is not satisfied 'till the raw and unkindled masses of humanity are touched with sweetness and light.
- Mathew Arnold
I am an optimist despite the evidence.
- Ivana Elbl
Treason doth never prosper: whats the reason? Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
- Sir John Harrington
The appearance of an answer does not mean there is an answer.
- Ivana Elbl
Do as you must for your conscience will not allow you to do otherwise.
- Martin Luther
Remember as you go through life that their are only two things worth knowing. The first is too complex for you to understand and the second is that life is an arbitrary series of often meaningless events, and the only way for you to make sense of life is to forget that you know this.
- George F Walker
"Doom" is the guys equivalent of "Chicken Soup for the Soul."
- Pat Brown
. . . she had enough experience now to make her plans around pessimism rather than hope.
- Mercedes Lackey
Well, in the void where a great tree fell, little trees could climb to reach the sun.
- Mercedes Lackey
The cautious seldom err.
- Confucius
If there was one virtue he possessed, it was patience, for patience was the only virtue that eventually brought rewards.
- Mercedes Lackey
There are only three classes of people who can afford to speak the unvarnished truth -- the very bottom, the very topmost, and children.
- Mercedes lackey
Love, like a cough, cannot be hid.
- Anonymous
God is thy law, thou mine: to know no more
Is woman's happiest knowledge and her praise.
- John Milton, "Paradise Lost"
He who requires much of himself and little from others will keep himself from being the object of envy.
- Confucius
He who has not faith in others shall find no faith in them.
- Lao Tzu
Forgive servants (or friends) when they offend you. Do not forgive them when the offend others.
- Chen Chiju
He who has never tasted the bitterness of life has never know the sweetness of it all.
- Anonymous
When thoughts arise, then do all things rise. When thoughts vanish, then do all things vanish.
- Huang Po
If a great ruler were to acknowledge and follow your advice, be perfectly satisfied. If no one should heed your advice, be the same.
- Mencius
What truly is within shall be manifested without.
- The Great Learning
Everything in the past died yesterday, everything in the future was born today.
- Anonymous
Our bodies are the creation of our minds.
- Chih Kung
When men do not forget what should easily be forgotten, and forget what is not easily forgotten . . . we have a case of real oblivion.
- Chang Tzu
The wise not thinking become foolish, the foolish not thinking become wise.
- Shoo King
The great end of learning is nothing else but to seek for the lost mind.
- Mencius
Ultimate realisation means being free from realisation and the absence of realisation.
- Hui Hai
To see through fame and wealth is to gain a little rest, to see through life and death is to gain a big rest.
- Tut-tut
The wise man, after learning something new, is afraid to learn anything more until he had put his first lesson into practise.
- Tzu Lu
Personal talent coupled with slow temper becomes great talent; wisdom coupled with pacifist min becomes great wisdom.
- Lieh Tzu
You would know politics? Read history!
- Anonymous
Tzu-King asked what constituted the superior man. The Master said, "He acts before he speaks, and afterwards speak according to his actions."
- Confucius
If the one in authority is not enlightened, one can know that those beneath him are in the dark.
- Anonymous
"Assassins!"
- Arturo Toscanini (to his orchestra)
Let the official who has time to spare spend it in study; let the student who has time to spare devote it to public affairs.
- Tzu Hsai
A superior man moved with his lips, a common man moves with his fists.
- Anonymous
A moment's forbearance will preserve your person.
- Inscription on a sword
Store force like drawing a bow, issue force like shooting an arrow.
- Wa Te-seong
A strength of one thousand pounds can be repulsed by four ounces.
- Anonymous
The evil of man is that they like to be teachers of others.
- Mencius
He is a good judge of man who corrects what he hears by what he sees. He who is not a good judge of men corrupts what he sees by what he hears.
- Tut-tut
He who advances may fight, but he who retreats may take care of himself.
- Anonymous
Those who despise money end up sponging on their friends.
- Chang Chao
Not even the cleverest doctors can save themselves.
- Anonymous
He who makes excuses accuses himself.
- French Proverb
It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
- Lucy M Montgomery
Sarcasm is the last refuge of a defeated wit.
- Anonymous
Plants surpass man in recognising spring.
- Anonymous
The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown capacity.
- Stuart Lumon Seaton
The heart of the melody can never be put down on paper.
- Pablo Casals
Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done.
- Louis D Brandeis
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
- Benjamin Franklin
Are you going places or just being taken?
- H F Heinrichs
In similar waters, similar fish are found.
- Ruysch
Without our cares, our joys would be less lively.
- Catherine P Trail
Communication is a process of sharing experience 'till it becomes a common possession.
- Josh Dewey
Ideas are the very coinage of your brain.
- William Shakespeare
The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter.
- Anonymous
Genius is initiative on fire.
- Holbrook Jackson
Society is no comfort to one not sociable.
- William Shakespeare
The city has a face, the country has a soul.
- Jaques DeLocrettelle
Wisdom is the art of seeing things invisible.
- Jonathan Swift
Action is the proper fruit of knowledge.
- Thomas Fuller
A friend is a present you give yourself.
- Anonymous
Where you come from is not nearly as important as where you are going.
- Anonymous
The opposite of talking is not listening, the opposite of talking is waiting.
- Fran Lebowitz
Two voices are there; one is the sea, one is the mountains, each a mighty voice.
- William Woodsworth
If the very old will remember, the very young will listen.
- Chief Dan George
Dreams are necessary to life.
- Anais Nin
Patience is the best of all instructors.
- Pubilious Syrus
Where their is an open mind, there will always be a frontier.
- Charles F Kettering
The future is today.
- William Osler
The doctrine of the absence of the mind is wrong. Instead we should say the absence of the selfish mind.
- I-Ch'uan
The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni
Mind has no colour, such as green or yellow, red or white; it is not long or short; it does not vanish or appear; it is free from purity and impurity alike; and its duration is eternal. It is utter stillness.
Such is the form of our original mind, which is also our original body.
- Hui Hai
I think it would be a good idea.
- Mahatma Ghandi (When asked what he thooought of Western Civilisation)
Those who dream of the pleasures of drinking may in the morning wail and weep, Those who dream of wailing and weeping may in the morning be going to hunt. When they were dreaming they did not know it was a dream; but when they awoke they knew it was a dream.
Thus it is said that there is a Great Awakening, after which we shall know that this life was a great dream, all the while the stupid people think they are awake.
- Chang Tzu
Be not like those who are ruled by their passions and desires.
- She King
As soon as the mouth is open, evil springs forth. People either neglect the root and speak of the branches, or neglect the reality of the "illusionary" world and speak only of enlightenment.
- Huang Po
Hell is paved with good samaritans.
- William H Holden
Prosperity is the blessing of the Old Testament, and suffering is the blessing of the New Testament.
- Francis Bacon
One should always begin with friendship, rather than a more ardent emotion. The former will last, if the latter does not.
- Mercedes Lackey
I do believe in encouraging those of lesser ability, but I think that appointing a congenital idiot to a Council seat is going too far.
- Mercedes Lackey
I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
- Voltaire
Each mans freedom is limited by that of his neighbours.
- Dag Hammarsskjold
No one has ever dared to claim that the causes of warfare and the sources of prejudice are ever rational.
- Mercedes Lackey
It is always a good policy to speak the truth -- unless you happen to be an exceptionally good liar.
- Jerome K Jerome
There is a curious prophecy about this child: she is destined to bring about the end of destiny.
- Phillip Pullman, "The Golden Compass"<
"We are all subject to the fates. But we must act as if we are not," said the witch, "or die of despair."
- Phillip Pullman, "The Golden Compass"<<
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.
- Charles H Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Offffice of Patents, 1899.
Nothing, however, is inevitable and very few things are even predictable.
- David Frum
Numbers mean nothing. It is worth that counts.
- Sundiata
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If I was two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln
Griots know the history if kings and kingdoms and that is why they are the best councillors for kings,. Every king wants to have a singer to perpetuate his memory, for it is the griot who rescues the memories of kings from oblivion, as men have short memories. Kings have prescribed destinies just like men, and seers who probe the future know this. They have knowledge of the future, whereas we griots are depositories for the knowledge of the past. but whoever knows the history of a country can read its future.
- D T Niane ( from the "Oral story of thhhe Malinkes")
Things usually become cliched precisely because there's a grain of truth in them.
- Mercedes Lackey, "Magic's Price"
I mistrust perfection. I keep waiting for something to go wrong.
- Mercedes Lackey, "Magic's Price"
"Is power not freedom?" the cat asked Catseye.
"No."
- Will Shetterly, "Why Cats Have No Lorddd"
All things are connected.
Whatever befalls the earth
Befalls the sons of the earth.
Man did not weave the web of life.
He is merely a strand in it.
Whatever he does to the web,
He does to himself.
- Chief Seattle, 1854.
One is as subtle as rape.
- Will Shetterly, "Why Cats Have No Lorddd"
Begin at the beginning, and go till you come to the end: the stop.
- Lewis Carrol
Every process is partially or totally inferred with by chance,
- Carl Gustavus Jung
The minister had not set out to be a traitor. He had merely put his ambitions before his integrity, and circumstances had done the rest.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Games of the Hangmannn"
Suicide is about alienation. There are other ways to show society you're pissed off. And there is a lot about our society to piss people off.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Games of the Hangmannn"
Before, I fought purely for money. Now I have higher ideas. I fight for democracy and money.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Games of the Hangmannn"
"What does democracy mean to you?" ...
"Freedom to make more money."
- Victor O'Reilly, "Games of the Hangmannn"
It came to him that if you are the kind of person who turns over stones -- and most people learn not to early in life -- what comes crawling out can be disconcerting.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Games of the Hangmannn"
There are no coincidences. We think they're coincidences because our model of the world doesn't account for them. We're tied up in cause and effect.
- Carl Jung
The distance is nothing. It is the first step that is difficult.
- Marquise de Deffand (concerning the leeegend that St Denis, carrying his head in his hands, walked two leagues)
Innocence has novelty, but experience has performance.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Games of the Hangmannn"
There were too many people wanting to much in too small a space. Really, killing a few people was for the long term good. Mother mature needed some supporting firepower. He decided to give some money to Greenpeace, too. He had no desire to spend his retirement building up his radioactivity level so that he could read at night by the glow. besides, he liked whales.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Games of the Hangmannn"
Nature abhors equilibrium.
- Ivanna Elbl
Nature abhors an ideological vacuum as much as it does any other kind.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Games of the Hangmannn"
"If everyone minded there own business," said the Duchess with a hoarse growl, "the world would go around a great deal faster than it does."
- Lewis Carrol
It is better to be a small shrimp on the sea of faith than a dead whale on the beach.
- Margaret Craven.
There were two kinds of naiveté, one not even aware of the problems, and another which had knocked on all the doors of knowledge and knows man can explain little, and is willing to follow his convictions into the unknown.
- Schweitzer
History doesn't teach us a damn thing. Historians teach us.
- J Driscoll
Does the bow fear the arrow?
- Crawford Killian
" . . . if I held you by your heels from a third-story window, you would have a problem." . . .
:"I do not think so. If you saved me, all would be well. If you dropped me, nothing would matter. It is you who has the problem."
- Margaret Craven, "I Heard an Own Call my Name"
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridges to cross and which to burn.
- David Russel
The reward of suffering is experience.
- Aeschylus
There was pride in his eyes without arrogance. Behind the pride was a sadness do seep it seemed to stretch back to ancient mysteries Mark could not even imagine, and he felt a small thrill of fear, or anticipation, which a man knows if he's lucky enough to meet and recognise his challenge.
- Margaret Craven, "I Heard an Own Call my Name"
He did not know that when he turned back in his own eyes was the depth of sadness which he had begun to understand.
- Margaret Craven, "I Heard an Own Call my Name"
The city of Cork, Ireland's second largest, had been sacked, burned, pillaged, looted and destroyed so often since its foundation in the sixth century by St Finabar that now it seemed laid out with the primary objective of stopping any invader in his tracks.
Its traffic problem was impressive in its turgid complexity, and on a dark,, wet March evening it had reached a pinnacle of congestion that was a tribute to the ingenuity of its corporation's planning committee.
Fitzduane had a manic private theory that the reason the city's population had expanded was that none of the inhabitants could get out, and so they stayed and become traders, or lawyers or pregnant, or both and conversed in a strange singsong that sounded to the uninitiated like a form of Chinese but was, in fact, the Cork accent.
Fitzduane actually quite liked Cork, but he could never understand how a city that stood astride one river could have so many bridges -- all, apparently, going in the wrong direction In addition, there seemed to be more bridges than during his last visit, and some seemed to be in different locations. Maybe they were designed to move silently in the dead of night. Maybe the reason the British had burned the city -- yet again -- in 1921 was just to find a parking space.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Games of the Hangmannn"
"Many of my customers are fished out of the river," said Buckley. "Cork people do so like to drown themselves. We had so many drownings last year that one of the mortuary attendants suggested building a special quay for suicides and supplying them with marker buoys and anchors."
"I guess it's the parking problem," said Fitzduane
- Victor O'Reilly, "Games of the Hangmannn"
How many men of England died to prove they were not dead?
- G K Chesteron (0n the English who dieddd in the Great War)
Your daughter in your enemy's camp is your enemy.
- Crawford Killian
Hope was a weapon she had not expected him to use against her.
- Tara K Harper, "Lightwing"
The key to magic is magic; to be a mage you must be a mage.
- Barbara Hambly, "Dragonsbane"
Since I'm burning all by bridges, it would be nice to know which side of the river I'll end up on when the smoke clears.
- Tara K Harper, "Lightwing"
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
- Barbara Hambly, "Dragonsbane"
Do you cling to the little joys because you are afraid to taste the great ones, Jenny Waynest?
- Barbara Hambly, "Dragonsbane"
They said that dragons did not entrap with lies but with the truth, and she knew he had read accurately the desire of her soul.
- Barbara Hambly, "Dragonsbane"
The key to magic in not magic, but the use of magic; it lay not in the having, but in the giving and doing -- in loving and in being loved.
- Barbara Hambly, "Dragonsbane"
What man has created, man can destroy, and bring to light that day of joy.
- Anonymous
What you feel is the love of humans, and that is a poor trade for the power that the touch of your mind gave me. It is what I first learned from John -- both the pain and the fact that to feel it is better than not to be able to feel.
- Barbara Hambly, "Dragonsbane"
We change what we touch, be it magic, power or another life.
- Barbara Hambly, "Dragonsbane"
Grief closed her throat, the grief of roads untaken, of doors not opened, or songs unsung -- the human grief of choice.
- Barbara Hambly, "Dragonsbane"
Having so little, we share among ourselves to make any of it worth having. We do what we do because the consequences of not caring enough to do it would be worse.
- Barbara Hambly, "Dragonsbane"
Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle
You do not know yourself; how then can I tell you things you may otherwise wish to know?
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
I speak the truth, Prince Elad. Listen with more than your ears.
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
O gods, die with us, do not survive us!
O crimes, where are your promises?
O mother's sins, find the door in the fallen ruins!
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
I speak for the gods, the gods do not explain. You must explain for yourself. All is not what it seems; what things seem is not all. It is not the mirrors reflection that is real, but what it reflects. It is not the sword that slays, but the man behind it. It is not the wall that weakens, but those behind who do not repair it. The tree that stands in the forest reaches for the sunlight but cannot live without its roots. Temper your sword, Prince Elad. Nourish your roots. See beneath your mirror.
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
Deep, where unending pain causes an end to pain -- low, where the ceaseless cries reduce themselves to whispers -- soft, where torment finds knowledge . . .
In the hall of darkness where there is no light, no light, no light . . .
. . . a light will grow . . .
. . . to make the darkness darker still . . .
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
Shall I tell you the future holds only truth, Prince Elad?
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
O Time, your face his human.
O Death, your name is man.
O Humanity, reducing strong elements to dust, your name is blown on a tempest, you frighten the stars, you are ever young, but old, and ignorant as some force of nature.
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
Trapped on earth, trapped by hope and memories, where is our answer, if not within ourselves?
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
He is the vessel, and he is all the vessel contains.
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
"I did not want this. Not this life -- not this pain. There is a limit to what humanity can endure."
"You'd think there must be."
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
These things that come, they come with cause.
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
You are becoming your destiny, O man. You are the chosen, the vessel, the being, the embodiment of the last days. Demand that shadows bow before you and mountains bend in praise, for you are becoming your destiny, O man beyond men, O Prince of Darkness, Master of the Hell of Men!
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
"These pains have come, so awesome, because we have refused our deep secret, and we cannot share or understand what we refuse.
"Orain, live with this -- I go with this -- the gods are within us. We are the gods We are their masters, and we are very poor masters, poor masters indeed, of the gods and of ourselves . . .
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr
Without contraries, there is no progression.
- William Blake
If poems do not come as naturally as leaves to a tree, they should not come at all.
- Keats
The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation.
- Pearl S Buck
When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"
- Syndey J Harris
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
- Voltaire
Ah well! I am their leader, I really ought to follow them.
- Alexandre Ledru-Rollin
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because they want to do it.
- Dwight Eisenhower
Good executives never put off until tomorrow what they can get someone else to do today.
- John C Maxwell
Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
- Ernie Kovaes
Recently I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who had made a mistake costing the company $600,000. No, I replied, I just spent $600,00 training him. Why would I want someone to hire his experience?
- Thomas Watson
No man means all he says, yet few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is vicious.
- Henry Adams
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
- Alexandre Jablokov
Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.
- Albert Camus
Virtue is insufficient temptation.
- George Bernard Shaw
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
- Thomas Jefferson
Human rights begin with breakfast.
- Leopold Senghor
"One man one vote" is meaningless unless accompanied by the principle of "One man one bread."
- Anonymous
Life does not cease to be funny when people die anymore than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
- George Bernard Shaw
A lifetime of happiness! No man could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
- George Bernard Shaw
Man is but a reed, the weakest in nature, but he is a thinking reed.
- Blaise Pascal
We should be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence. -- on pain of liquidation.
- George Bernard Shaw
In the long run, we are all dead.
- John Maynard Keats
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
- Confucius
Architecture is frozen music.
- Goethe
The factory of the future will have to employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
- Warren Benis
Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Darkwind is fully human, You are not. You are clever, intelligent, resourceful, but you are not human. Therefore you must appear to be better than humans.
- Mercedes Lackey
If the world saw a beast -- the world would kill a beast. It was not fair, but very little in Nyara's life had ever been fair. At least this was understandable. Predictable.
- Mercedes Lackey
Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow.
- Horace
He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.
- Edmund Burke
If I have seen father than other men, it is because I have stood on the shoulder's of giants.
- Issac Newton
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or faraway.
- Thoreau
There is no god.
But it does not matter.
Man is enough.
- Edna Milay
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
- Kelvin Throop III
If you choose not to decide -- you still have made a choice.
- Neil Pert
I haven't a clue as to how my story will end. But that's all right. When you set out on a journey and night covers the road, you don't conclude that the road has vanished . . . how else could we discover the stars?
- Unknown
These days the wages of sin depend upon what kind of deal you make with the devil.
- Kars Vichko
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
- Anonymous
No man is an island, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the continent, a part of the maine . . . any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
- John Donne
If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.
- Old Yiddish Proverb
Don't wait for the last judgement. It takes place every day.
- Albert Camus
Man will not be free until the last king has been strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
- Denis Diderot
If there was no God, it would be necessary to invent him.
- Voltaire
Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sarte
If their is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult that religion.
- Goncourt
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem that it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
- David Freidman
Never deprive someone of hope -- it may be all they have.
- Unknown
Men stumble over the truth from time to time but most pick themselves up and hurry on as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
- Winston Churchill
Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind.
- Albert Einstein
All the miseries of life stem from one thing, not knowing how to remain alone.
- Blaise Pascal
Against boredom, even the gods contend in vain.
- Neitzsche
I believe in Christianity as I believe in the sun -- not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.
- C S Lewis
Every man alone is sincere; at the entrance of a second man hypocrisy begins.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith but through striving after rational knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
Even in the presence of others, he was completely alone.
- Robert Persig
Solitude, though it may be silent as light, is like light, the mightiest of agencies, for solitude is essential to man. All men come into this world alone and leave it alone.
- Thomas De Quincy
Language has created the world loneliness to express the pain of being alone and the word solitude to express the glory of being alone.
- Paul Tillich
I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
- Martin Luther King Jr
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
- Mahatma Ghandi
Duty is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty to all things. You can not do more. You should not wish to do less.
- Robert Lee
He who has lost honour can lose nothing else.
- Publilius Syrus
Dignity does not consist of possessing honours, but of deserving them.
- Aristotle
There was one who thought himself above me, and he was above me until he had that thought.
- Elbert Hubbard
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is a part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
- Herman Hesse
The strongest man on earth is he who stands alone.
- Henrik Ibsen
Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the bed of a child deathly sick.
- Coleridge
Everything has been figured our, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Satre
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a spark in the darkness of mere being.
- Carl Jung
The liberty of man consists solely in this: that he obeys natural laws because he has himself recognised them as such, and not because they have been externally imposed on him by any extrinsic will whatever, divine or human, collective or individual.
- Mikhail Bakunin
Without music, life would be a mistake.
- Neitzsche
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who weeps: he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
- Neitzsche
Music is a higher revelation than philosophy.
- Neitzsche
Man is condemned to be free, because once thrown into this world, he is responsible for everything he does.
- Jean-Paul Satre
There is no reality except the one contained within me.
- Herman Hesse
The heart has its own reason which reason does not know.
- Blaise Pascal
Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.
- Fydor Dastoeusky
Woman was God's second mistake.
- Neitzsche
People might die, but the world went on. One had to be philosophical. People killing each other was not globally threatening, like destroying the ozone layer. It was actually quite normal. But it was inconvenient for those involved.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Rules of the Hunt"
Power abhors a vacuum.
- Victor O'Reilly
The best eulogies, now that he thought about it, were delivered at weddings, retirements, firings, and funerals. It was a depressing observation about the human condition. And did weddings really belong in this group of essentially negative transitorial occasions. He thought they did -- although undoubtedly most participants regarded themselves as exceptions.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Rules of the Hunt"
Duas uncias in pacta mortalis est.
(Two inches in the right spot is fatal.)
- Roman saying about why using a sword aaas a thrusting weapon is better than using it as a stabing weapon
My father was a politician and the son of a politician. This makes a joke of democracy but is not so unusual.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Rules of the Hunt"
It had come down to an elemental reality: Destroy or be destroyed.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Rules of the Hunt"
Reality was an empty apartment.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Rules of the Hunt"
Cover-ups were not confined to Watergate. In the real world of big government and big business, they were the norm. Exposure was an exception. The price was just a cost of doing business.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Rules of the Hunt"
You shut out the sadness and you did what had to be done, and only afterwards did you weep. That was the way of it. There was no other.
- Victor O'Reilly, "Rules of the Hunt"
Seeing people get blown apart is a great stress reliever.
- J. David Caldwell
Then Hitler must have been under a lot of stress.
- Stacey Ste. Marie
Most of the world is lonely corners.
- Dean Koontz, 'Tick Tock"
Nowhere is safe unless you want it to be.
- Dean Koontz, 'Tick Tock"
This was America, damn it, where you could solve any problem with a screwdriver and a wrench, or with a computer, or with fists and a handgun, or at worst with the help of a therapist and a twelve-step program to effect personal enlightenment and change.
- Dean Koontz, 'Tick Tock"
Reality is perception. Perception change. Reality is fluid. So if by "reality" you mean reliably tangible objects and immutable events, then there's no such thing.
- Dean Koontz, 'Tick Tock"
Whatever you expect is what will be, so simply change your expectations.
- Dean Koontz, 'Tick Tock"
Sometimes enlightenment came only when it wasn't sought or welcomed.
- Dean Koontz, 'Tick Tock"
Is any of us really anything?
- Dean Koontz, 'Tick Tock"
We're anything in the sense that we are everything.
- Dean Koontz, 'Tick Tock"
Everything is more than it seems, but nothing is as mysterious as it appears to be.
- Dean Koontz, 'Tick Tock"
Do, or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda
What a chimera, then, is man! what a novelty, what a monster, what a chaos, what a subject of contradiction, what a prodigy? A judge of all things, feeble worm of the earth, depository of the truth, cloaca of uncertainy and error, the glory and shame of the universe.
- Blaise Pascal
There's nothing like being able to legitimately Pass the responsibility.
- Mercedes Lackey
. . . if we can't see them, they must be there.
- Mercedes Lackey
To put it bluntly, my friend, you are ridding out into wolf territory with a young and tender lamb at your side. And the wolves look convincingly like sheep.
- Mercedes Lackey
If this is a trial of my abilities -- the gods have no sense of proportion.
- Mercedes Lackey
It is not wise to dispute the decisions of the Powers. . . . They have more ways of enforcement than you have of escape.
- Mercedes Lackey
. . . it was from teaching, he maintained, that all other professions were made possible.
- T M Wright
The curse of this "gift" is that I have it.
- T M Wright
It makes a person feel so . . . insignificant, he thought, and wondered what appeal there was in being made to feel insignificant. He decided it made his mistakes in life seem insignificant. In the great and grand scheme of things, it made him somehow blameless.
- T M Wright
Reason is not sufficient for the defence of reason.
- Max Harkheimer
. . . we should better employ cunning than courage.
- Angus Wells, "Lords of the Sky"
I did not know how I felt when I first slew a man, only that I wanted very badly to live.
- Angus Wells, "Lords of the Sky"
"The universe is perfect," Ryerson said. "It works, so it's perfect. And there is nothing -- anywhere -- that says we have to understand it.
- T M Wright
He, Frederick Dunn, had discovered what no one else anywhere had discovered, that he was a living, breathing fragment of the universe that swallowed galaxies whole.
He was a part of God.
- T M Wright
It was odd, but he felt spiritual. Cosmic. At one with the universe. The universe, after all, was as murderous as he -- it swallowed stars, it ate galaxies, and he had absorbed some of that. It wasn't a need, it was reality -- the only reality, too, because it lasted forever. And he had absorbed a piece of it. All humans could. Some others had, and they were well known to history.
- T M Wright
How should you apologise for another?
- Angus Wells, "Lords of the Sky"
It is always so? Must we always find our truths in blood?
- Angus Wells, "Lords of the Sky"
His voice was low and husky, empty of inflection in that way men have when they conceal anguish. Let us not disgrace ourselves with exhibition of weakling pain. Or is it only that we cannot handle it any other way, save that denial of it.
- Angus Wells , "Lords of the Sky"
I looked around and saw the sky all filled with dragons, dread squadrons come out of legend to fall upon a younger world.
- Angus Wells, "Lords of the Sky"
Power corrupts, but its usage can be most enjoyable.
- Angus Wells, "Lords of the Sky"
If this belief from heaven be sent,
If such be Nature's holy plan,
Have I not reason to lament
What man has made of man?
- William Woodsworth
Blood's memory dies hard.
- Angus Wells, "Lords of the Sky"
What you did was friendship's duty, and I think there's likely no greater love than that.
- Angus Wells, "Lords of the Sky"
Death and life run in cycles, no? One dies, one is born: life continues and pain abates.
- Angus Wells, "Lords of the Sky"
I think that perhaps their is only one god: time. The ager who takes us all.
- Angus Wells, "Lords of the Sky"
Why let stupidity stand in your way? Nothing else has.
- Tara K Harper
Love is learning to pay attention.
- Anonymous
The eye -- it cannot choose but see;
We cannot bid the ear be still;
Our bodies feel, wheree'er they be,
Against or with our will.
- William Woodsworth
Think you, 'mid all this mighty sum
Of things forever speaking,
That nothing of itself may come,
But we must still be seeking?
- William Woodsworth
One impulse from a vernal wood
Can teach you more of man,
Of morals evils and of good,
Than all the sages can.
- William Woodsworth
In no respect can contraries be true.
- Christopher Marlowe
Enough of Science and of Art;
Close up those barren leaves;
Come forth, and bring with you a heart
That watches and receives.
- William Woodsworth
Until, the breath of this corporeal frame
And even the motion of our human blood
Almost suspended, we are laid asleep.
In body, and become a living soul:
While with an eye made quiet by power
Of harmony, and the deep power of joy,
We see into the life of things.
- William Woodsworth
Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of choice.
- Anonymous
If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.
- Georges Guymener
It is not the horse that draws the cart, but the oats.
- Russian Proverb
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
- Samuel Butler
Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life.
- Joe Clark
My dear, dear Friend; and in thy voice I catch
The longing of my former heart, and read
My former pleasures in the shooting lights
Of thy wild eyed. Oh! yet a little while
May I behold in thee what I was once . . .
- William Woodsworth
. . . Therefore I am still
A lover of the meadows and the woods,
And mountains; and of all we behold
From this green earth, of all the mighty world
Of eye, and ear, -- both what they half create,
And what perceive . . .
- William Woodsworth
Death is on all sides.
- An old motto
Now I am not good by conscious intent, but have been so trained by habit that I cannot only act rightly but am unable to act any other than rightly.
- Seneca
Smile: it'll make people wonder what you are up to.
- Heather Daye
Then giggle uncontrollably; it'll confuse them.
- Heather Daye
Must! 'tis somewhat hard, when kings must go.
- Christopher Marlowe
Milk: it does a condom good.
- Heather Daye
Can you in your words make show of amity
And in your shields display your rancorous minds?
- Christopher Marlowe
I know, my lord, many will stomach me,
But I respect neither their love nor hate.
- Christopher Marlowe
Mine honour shall be hostage of my truth;
If that will not suffice, farewell my lords.
- Christopher Marlowe
You cannot force peace.
- Tara K Harper
I thank you all, my lords, than I perceive,
That heading is one, and hanging is the other,
And death is all.
- Christopher Marlowe
To die, sweet Spencer, therefore live we all.
Spencer, all live to die and rise to fall.
- Christopher Marlowe
Wither you will, all places are alike
And every earth is fit for burial.
- Christopher Marlowe
I know not, but of this I am assured
That death ends all and I can die but once.
- Christopher Marlowe
The griefs of private men are soon allayed
But not those of kings.
- Christopher Marlowe
But what are kings when regiment is gone
But perfect shadows on a sunshine day?
- Christopher Marlowe
"A slaves road," she said finally. "A road where my soul dies a bit each day and my feet keep moving so that another's heart may beat."
- Tara K Harper, "Cat Scratch Fever" >
"What god," she snarled, suddenly vicious, "gives you the right to make me guilty of anothers crime?"
- Tara K Harper, "Cat Scratch Fever" >
"I am enchained but am no slave."
- Tara K Harper, "Cat Scratch Fever" >
"Do you not realise child -- " She touched Tsia's cheek gently " -- that guilt is the only piece of your soul they cannot take away?"
- Tara K Harper, "Cat Scratch Fever" >
And when I give up my humanity and become no more than a tool to be used, then I am a slave.
- Tara K Harper, "Cat Scratch Fever" >
You cannot throw your worth away simply because you no longer want it. Worth is not the same as will.
- Tara K Harper, "Cat Scratch Fever" >
I'm not at a fork in the road, I'm at an eggbeater in the road.
- Thom Fitzgerald
"You want to kill him? . . . Kill your own child first."
- Tara K Harper, "Cat Scratch Fever" >
In conclusion, Mr Speaker, let us remember that democracy is a precious thing, but it is merely a means and not an end. It is what we do in this place, [the House of Commons] not the fact that we are in this place, that transforms shared values into actions.
- Joe Jordan, MP
If you want to catch the devil you have to play with the sinners.
- Anonymous
It's far better to shovel a ton of shit than eat a grain of it.
- Irish Proverb
Maybe someone should teach him the difference between humility and dignity.
- Paul Lindsay
Ability has nothing to do with opportunity.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Behind an able man are always other able men.
- Chine Proverb
What I need is someone who will make me do what I can.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If solitude, or fear, or pain, or grief,
Should be thy portion, what healing thoughts
Of tender joy, will thou remember me. . . .
- William Woodsworth
The difficulty of life lies in the choice.
- George Moore
If I accept you as you are, I will make you worse; however, if I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I help you become that.
- Goethe
Too many of us, when we accomplish what we set out to do, we exclaim: "See what I have done!" instead of saying, "See where I have led."
- Henry Ford
It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notion.
- Charles F Kettering
All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas and good intentions -- but precious few of them translate them to actions.
- John Hancock Field
There is no such thing as justice -- in or out of court.
- Clarence Darrow
Many persons wonder why they never amount to more than they do, have good stuff in them, energetic, persevering, and have ample opportunities. It is all a case of trimming the useless branches and throwing the whole force of power into the development of something that counts.
- Walter J Johnson
If the questions were easy, I'd be at the library looking up the answers.
- Paul Lindsay
War is one of those scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict men.
- Cardinal Richelieu
As twisted as a criminals mind becomes, business is a universally accepted reason from not seeking revenge.
- Paul Lindsay, "Code name: Gentkill"
BELIEVE IN THE LORD AND HE SHALL DELIVER.
- Paul Lindsay, "Code name: Gentkill"
DON'T CONFUSE GOD WITH DOMINO'S.
- Paul Lindsay, "Code name: Gentkill"
I guess if you were ever charged with necrophillia, that would be the perfect defence: I didn't know they were dead. I thought I was having sex with a civil servant.
- Paul Lindsay, "Code name: Gentkill"
They were discovering who they were, which, while occasionally frustrating, was a fascinating passage to witness.
- Paul Lindsay , "Code name: Gentkill"
. . . even the best tools have built homes that have slid into the ocean.
- Paul Lindsay, "Code name: Gentkill"
Success would not come from intelligent deduction; rather, it would be a result of outlasting the obstacles.
- Paul Lindsay, "Code name: Gentkill"
When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
- Henry David Thoreau
Hang up and Drive.
- Bumper Sticker
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
- Denis Wholey
Even when hope and science fail us, art survives.
- Janet Maslin
Dope dealers killing dope dealers. There's natural selection.
- Paul Lindsay
Into every life a little rain must fall.
- Paul Lindsay
A life of "almost" brings it's own reward.
- Diane Duane
I can live without the Power, but not without friends.
- Diane Duane
. . . very few people want what they need.
- Diane Duane
"You walk on water, and complain that you can't find anything to drink!"
- Diane Duane
The judgement of ultimate power didn't frighten them; they were prepared to meet the infinite eye to eye and judge right back.
- Diane Duane
You cannot depend on yourself if you cannot first trust others.
- Diane Duane
Never close a door until you've walked through it.
- Sam MacLeod
Power tests Power, always.
- Diane Duane
Mad the king might have been, but paranoia has its uses.
- Diane Duane
The Shadow was the first to claim it was right, and ever since them the claim has been suspect. For the Goddess didn't need to claim, She knew.
- Diane Duane
Fight with all your power, to the death, and lose the battles first. Learn defeat. Then you get everything. Win, and lose it all.
- Diane Duane
Those who say we are made in the Goddess's image, they say true. For She made the world, yet in the heat of Her creation forgot the Shadow of Death that lurked, waiting its chance: and unthinking She bound it into the world, and now rues Her doing. And we, like Her, make works that we fancy shall last forever, but leave this or that great matter our of our reckoning; and then rue the mistake after. Here, though, we come at last by Her mercy to differ. For this mistakes we make, we can set right. She, never. All the hosts of man must come to the Last Shore before She may end the world and begin anew. Yet though we may set our mistakes aright . . . how often do we so? And in this the Shadow's laughter may he heard. In our pride and blindness is Its only hope . . . and the means by which the likeness between us and Her is made complete.
- Diane Duane
The business of Power is to be in the world, working in it, being of use.
- Diane Duane
"If you have to ask," Ferrant said, "explaining it wouldn't help."
- Diane Duane
Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
- Marie Curie
Do not defeat yourself! Let someone else do it for you.
- Anonymous
It makes all the difference whether the doctor sees himself as part of the drama, or cloaks himself in authority.
- Carl Jung
" . . . this also," said Marlowe suddenly, "has been one of the dark places of the earth."
- Joseph Conrad, "Heart of Darkness" >>
"Madness is not an explanation, Olivia."
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
Somehow, the painting soothed him. It verified his fears. But it also informed him that fear was wonderful. It told him that there was nothing in the whole wide world of madness that was not the property of sanity as well.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
There comes a moment when even the dark will not hide what is there. She had reached that moment -- and could not walk through. She wanted -- more than anything -- light.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
The madman is not the man who has lost his reason. The madman is the man who has lost everything except his reason.
- G K Chesteron
Kurtz said: "it tells us who we are, Marlow. Each and every one of us. That is the wonder of it."
Yes. And the horror.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
. . . his dreams must have seemed to close that he could hardly fail to grasp it. He did not know that it was already behind him -- somewhere back in that vast obscurity beyond the city . . .
- F Scott Fitzgerald
To live and breathe is nothing . . . to want to live and breathe is everything.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
"If her head explodes, does company insurance cover it?"
- on "Traders"
If it is just us [out there] it seems like an awful waste of space.
- in "Contact"
First rule of government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?
- in "Contact"
In all our searching the only thing we have found to make the loneliness more bearable is each other.
- in "Contact"
You will be destroyed by a love greater than the hatred that compels you.
- David C Smith
Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well. Think about it.
- Elias Schwartz
Everything you can imagine is real.
- Picasso
Learning is not compulsory . . . neither is survival.
- W Edwards Demming
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- Confucius
We should consider every day lost in which we have not laughed at least once. And we should call every truth false that was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
- Neitzsche
The man has missed something who has not left a brothel at sunrise feeling like throwing himself into the river out of pure disgust.
- Gustave Flaubert
For what purpose humanity is there should not concern us: why you are these, that you should ask yourself: and if you have no answer, then set for yourself goals, high and noble goals, and perish in pursuit of them. I know of no better life purpose than to perish in attempting the great and impossible.
- Neitzsche
We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.
- H L Mencken
The search for truth is more important that its possession.
- Albert Einstein
Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerged and the infinity in which he is engulfed.
- Blaise Pascal
We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what we pretend.
- Kurt Vonnegut
Between the wishing and the thing lies the waiting.
- Anonymous
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
- Malcom Forbes
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
- Muslim Proverb
Ethics is not definable, it is not implementable, because it is not conscious; it involves not only our thinking, but also our feeling.
- Valdemar Setzer
Learn to live . . . forget . . . and learn again.
- Anonymous
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
- Slovenian Proverb
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
There is pain, he thought, that no one should be made to witness.
- Timothy Findley
But a living is not a life.
- Robin Hobb
Just because a man can do a thing does not mean he should do a thing.
- Robin Hobb
We do no great things; only small things with great love.
- Mother Teresa
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
- Anonymous
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
- Ann Landers
Men are ordained to live in misery . . .
- Christopher Marlowe
We shall live! The music is so gay, so joyful, and it seems as though a little more and we shall know what we are living for, why we are suffering . . . If we only knew -- if we only knew!
- Anton Checkov
I wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't believed it.
- Marshal McLuhan
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.
- Bernadette Devlin
Natives who beat drums to ward off evil are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
- Mary Kelly
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
- Bob Edwards
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, then are dreamt of in your philosophy.
- William Shakespeare
The more you know, the less you need to show.
- Anonymous
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion.
- Unknown
It is easy to take liberty for granted when you have never had it taken way from you.
- M Grundler
No arrow shot at a target is ever wasted, no matter how many break.
- Mercedes Lackey
There is a great deal we never get used to. We simply cease to show our discomfort.
- Mercedes Lackey
If it gets caught, it deserves to be eaten -- to be appreciated, used entirely and with respect, and not robbed of something stupid, like a tail-feather, and discarded as useless.
- Mercedes Lackey
Worrying over fairness can sometimes impede justice, and that in itself is not fair.
- Mercedes Lackey
Whatever is prepared for never occurs.
- Mercedes Lackey
It is easy to regard someone who is dead as without peer.
- Mercedes Lackey
It is no boast when it is fact.
- Mercedes Lackey
. . . in searching for Truths, he'd found few absolute ones and thousands of personal ones.
- Mercedes Lackey
It is painful to advert these things. But our forefathers, though wise, pious, and sincere, were nevertheless, in respect to Christian charity, under a cloud; and, in history, truth should be held sacred, at whatever cost. . . . especially against the narrow and futile patriotism, which, instead of pressing forward in pursuit of truth, takes pride in walking backwards to cover the slightest nakedness of our forefathers.
- Col. Thomas Aspinwall
The Europeans were able to conquer America, not because of their military genius, or their religious motivation, or their ambition, or their greed. They conquered it by waging unpremeditated biological warfare.
- Howard Simpson
"Who do you think is lying to us?" Shevek demanded.
Placid, Bedap met his gaze. "Who, brother? Who but ourselves?"
- Ursula Le Guin
What is any war but a massacre?
- Janny Wurts
The gift was never given, but claimed.
- Janny Wurts
. . . you have only the present in your power.
- Janny Wurts
You can call me by my first name. I'm not really important so you don't have to treat me with any respect.
- Bruce Cater, Economics Professor
Power by itself has no morals.
- Janny Wurts
. . . no male alive has ever dealt the last word.
- Janny Wurts
No defeat is ever final.
- Janny Wurts
Is winning or losing all you understand? Then I pity you. Whether or not you'll cede the point is quite moot. I charge you instead. Learn by what you saw and take fair warning.
- Janny Wurts
I exploited what faults you presented to hand.
- Janny Wurts
I'm just learning this. I think I've mastered it.
- David Caldwell
. . . shadow does not necessarily conceal evil; it merely conceals. This is a perception that goes beyond ordinary human understanding and spirituality.
- Katherine Kurtz
Olivia closed her eyes. "I thought you said something about human sensibilities," she said.
"I did," said Marlow. "Human -- not humane."
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
. . . a person possessed of reason must appear to be sane at all times.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
Why are all bright creatures doomed?
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
I would never not be I, she was thinking, But I would gladly, this night, have been born some other I, not mad.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
"You have failed to understand. It is not who are you? -- but are you?
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
Psychiatric case loads everywhere carried alarming numbers. Broken dreamers, their minds in ruin. This was the human race.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
The more one sees, he had written to his late friend Borges, the more one prays for blindness. It was a state that had not been accorded Fagan -- but a curse that had blighted the life of the great Argentinean writer. Borges had responded to Fagan's despair by reminding him that pulling down the shades does not shut out the world. It merely shuts out the light.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
There is little beauty left -- but much ugliness. Little wilderness -- but much emptiness. No explorers -- but many exploiters. There is no art -- no music -- no literature -- but only entertainment. And there is no philosophy. This that was once a living place for humankind has become their killing ground.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
. . . all we have is this. Less light. More darkness.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
"All books are a conjuring, Miss Kemp." he said. "That is the more precise description I can give. They are a conjuring of humankind and the world we inhabit. Conrad was not the first to conjure Kurtz -- and not the last. he was merely the first to give him that name.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
Civilisation -- sickened -- has itself become a plague.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
The human race cannot take a single step, but it produces another Kurtz. He is the darkness in us all.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
We are lost, he was thinking, because we savour too keenly the brightness of the moment as it reflects upon our selves.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
Nothing changes.
Just the methods.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
There is weird power in a spoken word . . .And a word carries far -- very far -- deals destruction thought time as bullets go plying through space.
- Joseph Conrad. "Lord Jim"
Sometimes a man does not know how badly he is hurt until someone else probes the wound.
- Robin Hobb
Not being able to think of a reply is not the same thing as accepting another's world.
- Robin Hobb
Maybe I needed to get free of him. Of al he'd done for me, even when I didn't want him to do it. He has to stop doing things I can never pay him back for. Things no man should do for another, sacrifices no man should make for another man.
- Robin Hobb
I had not meant to speak of such things. I had intended to drive him away, not cut him to the bone.
- Robin Hobb
"Burrich. What I said to you earlier, I was angry, I was . . ."
"Right on target." The sound he made might have been a laugh, if it had not been so freighted with bitterness.
"Only in the way that people who know one another best know how to hurt one another best." I pleaded.
- Robin Hobb
"I killed people as a boy. It didn't make me a man. Nor you."
- Robin Hobb
It is quite one thing to admit a fault to yourself. It is another thing entirely to have a friend not only agree with you, but point out the full depth of the fault.
- Robin Hobb
I would kill Regal
It only seemed fair. He had killed me first.
- Robin Hobb
"You would probably say that I have found someone else to look after. Perhaps I have. Perhaps its time to give that where it is truly needed."
- Robin Hobb
It is good to know well a man you are going to kill; it is not good to understand him.
- Robin Hobb
But a wall that will not yield to a battering ram can still be breached by a gentle twinning of ivory.
- Robin Hobb
I wondered if anyone, anywhere, got to live the life he wanted.
- Robin Hobb
There is not any memory with less satisfaction that the memory of some temptation we resisted.
- James Campbell
Perhaps we cannot prevent the world from being one where children are tortured. But we can prevent the number of tortured children.
- Albert Camus
When I discover who I am, I'll be free.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
We come and go just like ripples in a stream.
- John Politis
There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.
- Lou Reed
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- Stuarts Law of Retroaction
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
- Salvor Hardin
Life is made up of marbles and mud.
- Nathaniel Hawthorne
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
- Henry Ford
The worst prison would be a closed mind.
- Anonymous
That which is static and repetitive is boring That which is dynamic is random and confusing. In between lies art.
- John Locke
Simply the thing that I am shall make me live.
- William Shakespeare
Confidence is nonsense is a necessary requirement of the creative process.
- Anonymous
The man who removes mountains begins by carrying away small stones.
- Anonymous
Use soft words and hard arguments.
- Anonymous
The quality of an organisation can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
- Harold McAlladon
If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
- Larry Leisner
Education is but a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durrant
Good people are good because they come to wisdom through failure.
- William Saroyan
It is one thing to be willing to die for another. It is another to sacrifice the living of one's life for another.
- Robin Hobb
I think I made a better boy than I do a man.
- Robin Hobb
. . . it is in each of us to be a catalyst in our own time.
- Robin Hobb
A catalyst was DarAles for his time, a changer of hearts and lives. He came not to be a hero, but to enable the hero in others. he came not to fulfil prophecies, but to open the door to new futures. Such is ever the task of a catalyst.
- Robin Hobb
No one truly understands a prophecy until it comes true.
- Robin Hobb
I learned long ago not to blame myself for evils done to me.
- Robin Hobb
. . . prophets shape their prophecies to be true after the fact.
- Robin Hobb
Sometimes all the choices are poor ones . . . and still a man must choose.
- Robin Hobb
"You can have my death, if that's what it takes. More than that, you can have my life, Chade. But not my child's. Not my daughters."
-Robin Hobb
Too few folk in the world cared for me. I could not hate even one of them.
- Robin Hobb
I do not confuse what was done to you with who you are.
- Robin Hobb
I felt it was a weakness in myself that I could not find the strength of will to hate him.
- Robin Hobb
When you can either laugh of cry, you might as well laugh.
- Anonymous
I was testing to the limits Burrich's theory that while drinking could solve nothing, it could make the unbearable tolerable. It did not seem to be working for me. The more I drank, the less tolerable my situation seemed. And the more intolerable I because to my friends.
- Robin Hobb
Yes, and fire makes you warmer, right up until the time it burns you.
- Robin Hobb
"There is one thing in all my years among your folk I have never become accustomed to. The great importance that you attack to what gender one is."
"Well, it is important . . ." I began
"Rubbish!" He exclaimed. "Mere plumbing, when all is said and done. Why is it important?"
- Robin Hobb
Honour and courtesy and justice . . . they are not real, Fitz. We all pretend to them, and hold them up like shields. But they guard only against folk who carry the same shields. Against those who have discarded them, they are not shields at all, but only additional weapons to use against their victims.
- Robin Hobb
Not all things need to be told. Not all things should be told.
- Robin Hobb
You can make it without friends, but with them you can do anything.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
Loyalty unreturned is only service.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
Those are the worst kind of enemies. The ones you don't know you have.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
The second worst kind of enemies are those who can poison your supplies without you knowing it.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
Luck, Nightfall thought, is a matter of opinion.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
A fool fears nothing and calls it courage. A hero conquers what he fears.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
Honour loses meaning in the face of starvation and pain.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
Those who claimed to be the most pious and devoid of sin veiled souls without conscience and deeds of greed and cruelty they justified as God's will.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
It was the most evil of men who generally believed themselves most good.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
Morality, like laws, can't cover every situation.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
Where you feel most secure, you are in the most danger. No place is certain sanctuary.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
Whenever the answer seems too obvious, look to the source of your information.
- Mickey Reichert, 'The Legend of Nightfffall"
The most useful alliances are frequently unlikely.
- Cheryl Franklin
"Could you do anything without deviousness?"
"It has happened on occasion. Simplicity itself can be a very misleading technique.
- Cheryl Franklin
The spaceport has been destroyed, or, to be more precise, it has been removed from a three dimensional context.
- Cheryl Franklin
The value of an object lies not it its perfections but in the uniqueness of its imperfections.
- Cheryl Franklin
The bitterness ended when I realised that I was simple a lesser tool of economics, and the surest means of escaping a tool's fate was to become one of those who could afford to buy tools of his own.
- Cheryl Franklin
We were the most powerful free people in the world, and to possess power imposes the obligation to use it on behalf of the weak.
- William Thayer
Legend is not truth.
- Cheryl Franklin
My son, you will be surprised with how little wisdom the world is governed.
- Axel Oxenstein
War is not an independent and self-sufficient agency, but merely the continuation of policy by other means.
- Clausewitz
I would infinitely prefer madness to the knowledge that my suspicions were true.
- Barbara Hambly
The dark, strangely coloured eyes were terrible to behold.
He had seen that look in Ingold's eyes. She had knowledge she would give everything to unknown, had seen what she could never unsee. Closing her eyes, she folded her fist into a white-and-blue hammer and beat it slowly, angrily, on the flawless white wall. As if she could change what she knew would come, could break the wall of what must be.
- Barbara Hambly
Of what use is power, if not to give you a good living?
- Barbara Hambly
Men not only kill the messenger who brings the bad news, but also the horse he rode on.
- Barbara Hambly
What the hell do you think businessmen are but gangsters with their bowels cut out of them?
- Barbara Hambly
"Goodness knows how she made her living; several mornings I saw her through my office window picking through the garbage bins and had to summon my servants to take her away.
"Why?" Sunwolf demanded curiously. "Were you planning to sell the garbage?"
- Barbara Hambly
. . . it was an ill wind indeed that blew nobody good.
- Barbara Hambly
I only hope that when the enemy reads the list of their names, he trembles as I do.
- Weillington, on examining the roster ooof officers assigned to him for the 1810 campaign in Portugal
With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
- Daisuka Heda
. . . imbecility in females is a great enhancement of their personal charms . . .
- Jane Austen
It was not without good reason that the agelong experience of simple people teaches that beggary and prison are ills none can be safe from.
- Anton Chekov
No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road, turn back.
- Turkish Proverb
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26, 911 words.
- David McIntosh
The greatest happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite if ourselves.
- Victor Hugo
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
- General George S Patton
If you see a snake, just kill it.. Don't appoint a committee on snakes.
- H Ross Perot
Not hearing makes one helplessly egocentric.
- Jean Stafford
I had a lot of scars. The worst ones didn't show.
- Joan D Vinge
'Tell her I know that everything is going to be all right. I know it not because I am naive but because I still have faith in the kindness of life." He could not help thinking that it was will instead of faith that put those words in her mouth.
- Jean Stafford
And one of the hard truths I'd learned since then was that not being invisible meant that everyone got to see you naked.
- Joan D Vinge
Marx understood what it meant to be human . . . to be flawed.
Marx thought he also understood how to end an eternity of human suffering and injustice: share what you could, keep only what you need. He never understood why the rest of humanity couldn't see the answer, when it was so obvious to him.
The truth was that they couldn't even see the problem.
- Joan D Vinge
With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
- Friedrich von Schiller
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- W C Fields
No man's knowledge can go beyond his experience.
- John Locke
The first rule in tinkering is to save all the parts.
- Paul Erlich
Hell, there are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.
- Thomas Edison
Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until its missing.
- Anonymous
Wine is bottled poetry.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge.
- Neitzsche
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
- Chinese Proverb
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. Its not.
- Dr Seuss
Whatever you do may be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
- Mahatma Ghandi
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing whats right.
- Issac Asimov
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates
And knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.
- Socrates
The greatest oak was once a little nut that held its ground.
- Anonymous
Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it.
- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
When did I realise I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realised I was talking to myself.
- Peter O'Toole, "The Ruling Class"
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas had better be prepared to see them misunderstood.
- H L Mecken
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
- Harry Truman
The key to being a good manager is to keep the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
- Casey Stergal
Art can't hurt you.
- Fred Babb
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds.
- Bob Marley
To be free, after all, one must break the law.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
The mad will not interrupt the madness of others. Solitude is precious, and the solitude of madness is like no other -- a commodity, not a condition. You earn it only by a ruthless pursuit of privacy.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
"So I know why people kill themselves."
"Okay." Orley tried to be diffident. "Tell me why, then."
"They do it because there's nowhere else to hide."
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
"we have to remember that some of us really do live for others. I don't mean unselfishly -- only that others are often at the centre of our own well-being. Dogs are like that".
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
That is the nature of tragedy. People die, but death is not the winner. At the end of every good tragedy, life is left standing.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
It hardly mattered that people had ceased to be the repository of safety. It was the illusion that had mattered. Safety is just an idea, he thought. There is nowhere truly safe. There never was.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
This is where, Marlow thought, the absolute exercise of absolute power puts you. Not beyond reality, but beyond the awareness of it.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
When I was born, the world wasn't like this.
Wasn't it?
No.
I suspect the world was always like this.
That's the problem.
Nothing changes?
No. It all gets worse.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
"No one believes that its a dead-end street," said Fabiana. "The signs all say so -- but no one believes."
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
What did the Yellow Book Guide tell you? Not to touch without rubber gloves. They had said that, too, about AIDS -- and had been wrong. Don't touch. Don't move. Don't breathe. They might as well have said: be dead and be doe with it.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
"It is not wrong to love," he said. So long as you know what love is.
- Timothy Findley, "Headhunter"
If one imaginary thing exists, then all imaginary things must exist.
- Roger Zalazny and Robert Sheckley
To err with confidence is the prerogative of power.
- Roger Zalazny and Robert Sheckley
Brains are to you what feathers are to a frog.
- Sam MacLeod
Life is a journey, not a guided tour.
- Anonymous
You have to retain the ability to do things . . . even if what you do makes no difference.
- Roger Zalazny and Robert Sheckley
One of the most important things about having authority is being able to delegate responsibility.
- Roger Zalazny and Robert Sheckley
When their is no law, but every man does what is right in his own eyes, there is the least of real liberty.
- Henry Robert
Let's just say I was testing the bounds of society. I was just curious.
- Jim Morrison
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
- James Klass
I am not intended to imply insult or judgement here but I am curious to know in order to respond to your posts in an appropriate manner, so please forgive what appears to be, bust is not in fact intended as, an insulting question: Are you stupid?
- Melinda Shore
Everything may happen.
- Seneca
To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy -- and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.
- Robert Heinlin
They were conquerors, and for that you want only brute force -- nothing to boast of, when you have it, since your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.
- Joseph Conrad
People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
- Hellen Keller
It would be better not to know so many things than to know so many things that aren't so.
- Felix Okaye
Concealment of the historical truth is a crime against nature.
- General Petro Grigoreonko
American history is longer, more various, more beautiful, and more terrible than anything anyone has every said about it.
- James Baldwin
Those who don't remember the past are condemned to repeat eleventh grade.
- James W Loewen
You can kill a revolutionary but you can't kill the revolution.
- Fred Hampton
What passes for identity in America is a series of crimes about one's heroic ancestors.
- James Baldwin
By idolising those we honour, we do a disservice both to them and to ourselves. . . . We fail to recognise that we could go out and do likewise.
- Charlies Willie
. . . you can't get to justice without the truth to lead you there.
- Joan D Vinge
"I never thought before," said Tirrin, unruffled, "of the fact that there are people on a hill, up there, on Urras, looking at Anarres, at us, and saying, "Look, there's our Moon." Our earth is their Moon, our Moon is their earth."
"Where, then, is Truth?" declaimed Bedap, and yawned.
"In the hill one happens to be sitting on," said Tirrin.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed"
"The trouble with you, Shev, is you don't say anything until you've saved up a whole truckload of damned heavy brick arguments and then you dump them all out and never look at the bleeding body mangled beneath the heap -- "
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
You can go home again . . . so long as you understand that home is a place you have never been.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
Uninfluenced by others, he never knew how he influenced them; he had no idea they liked him.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
"We can't prevent suffering. This pain, and that pain, yes, but not Pain."
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
"The rest of us keep pretending we're happy, or else just go numb. We suffer, but not enough. And so we suffer for nothing."
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
"The I saw . . . you see . . . I saw that you can't do anything for anybody. We can't save each other. Or ourselves"
"What have you left, then? Isolation and despair! You're denying brotherhood, Shevek!" the tall girl said.
"No -- no, I'm not. I'm trying to say what I think brotherhood is. It begins -- it begins with shared pain."
"Then where does it end?"
"I don't know. I don't know yet."
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
"To lock in, to lock out, the same act."
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
There were walls around his thoughts, and he seemed utterly unaware of them, though he was perpetually hiding behind them.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
Paradise is for those who make Paradise. He did not belong.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
- Carol Burnett
A displacement suit like this was cutting-edge technology, which meant that its potential rate of failure was about as high as its cost.
- Joan D Vinge, "Dreamfall"
These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves.
- Gilbert Highet
What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
- Kerry Thornley
They have exiled me from their society and I am pleased, because humanity does not exile except those whose noble spirits rebel against despotism and oppression. He who does not prefer exile to slavery is not free by any measure of freedom, truth or duty.
- Kahil Gibran
There is only one blasphemy and that is the refusal to experience joy.
- Paul Rudnick
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
- E F Schumacher
Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking.
- John Keynes
All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.
- The Communist Manifesto
Good judgement comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgements.
- Rita Mae Brown
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
- Ursula Le Guin
Ever notice that what the hell is usually the right decision.
- Marilyn Monroe
If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking.
- Anonymous
It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.
- Anonymous
Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of Chaos left, never a stitch nor an end, not a mark of haste, or botching, or second thought; but the theory of the world is a thing of shreds and patches.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Occasionally I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
- Unknown
. . . looks like a dwarf who was dipped in pubic hair.
- Boy George
When they circumcised Herbert Samuel, they threw away the wrong bit.
- David George
She has a face like a well-kept grave.
- Anonymous
A testicle with legs.
- Pauline Kael
She has two things going for her, a father and a mother.
- John Simon
Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.
- Anonymous
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
- Richard Brenner
A triumph of the embalmer's art.
- Anonymous
To me, Edith looks like something that would eat its young.
- Dorothy Parker
He looks like a half-melted rubber bulldog.
- John Simon
His features resembled a fossilised washrag.
- Alan Brien
He is so fat his bathtub has stretch marks.
- Pat Williams
An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.
- Gene Fowler
I won't say she's fat, but she had a face-lift and there was enough skin left over to make another person.
- Joan Rivers
Why do you heckle me? For all you know, I'm your father.
- Jack White
German is the most extravagantly ugly language -- it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.
- Willy Rushton
Reviewing has some advantages over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself; in reviewing you take it out on other people.
- George Bernard Shaw
. . . looks like a condom full of walnuts.
- Clive Jones
She is so pure, Moses couldn't even part her legs.
- Joan Rivers
My father was a Creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey. My family, it seems, began where yours left off.
- Alexandre Dumas
Bambi with testosterone.
- Owen Glieberman
Her voice sounds like an eagle being goosed.
- Unknown
"Who ordered that?"
- I I Rabi, when told about the muon, a wholly unexpected new subatomic particle
A good astronomical theorist never lets the complete absence of information stand in the way of a nice theory and, conversely, never gets thrown when an actual observation arrives to spoil it.
- Sam Flamsteed
But days come when religion is not worth anything unless it is worth everything, days when only things which cannot be remain unshaken.
- John Oman, During World War I
"The way I heard it," I said slowly "true revolutionaries have to be willing to kill their own family."
- Joan D Vinge, "Dreamfall"
(You love me . . . ) I though, discovering a kind of courage I hadn't known existed in me, until she gave me a reason to find it. The kind of courage it took to believe: (Anything is possible)
- Joan D Vinge, "Dreamfall"
All I knew was that I had to find them. I had to know how unforgivable the truth was.
- Joan D Vinge, "Dreamfall"
(Faith?) I thought. The only thing I believed in was the cosmic law that said if anything can go wrong, it would. (It's against my religion)
- Joan D Vinge, "Dreamfall"
If there's anything I've learned, living with humans, it's never to underestimate the power of greed.
- Joan D Vinge, "Dreamfall"
No good deed every goes unpunished.
- Unknown
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.
- Samuel Johnson
To suffering there is a limit, to fearing, none.
- Francis Bacon
Beware the man of one book.
- St Thomas Aquinas
Sleep! . . . Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death.
- Henry Longfellow
JOB: Just Over Broke.
- Zig Ziglar
Indeed, wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous.
- Accius
Ring the bells that still can ring.
Forget your perfect offering.
There's a crack in everything.
That's how the light gets in.
- Leonard Cohen
To save your world you asked this man to die;
Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
- W H Auden
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
- Elenor Roosevelt
Dreams do come true . . . You can have anything you want if you will sacrifice everything else for it.
- Sir James Barrie, author of Peter Pan<<
All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney
Giving money and power to the government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P J O'Rourke
Hope is the expectation that someone or something is going to come along and save your butt.
- Anonymous
If its meant to be, its up to me.
- Burke Hedges
If everyone else is doing it, there's a good chance you can find your niche by going in exactly the opposite direction.
- Sam Walton
I'd rather have one percent of a hundred people's efforts than one hundred percent of my own.
- J Paul Getty
Before us lie two paths -- honesty and dishonesty, the short-sighted embark on the dishonest path; the wise on the honest. For the wise know the truth; in helping others we help ourselves; and in hurting others, we hurt ourselves. . . . Honesty is still the best policy.
- Wyn Davis
If you don't change your direction -- you're bound to end up where you're headed.
- Chinese Proverb
Fifty percent of my advertising is wasted -- I just don't know which half!
- John Wanamakar
The more powerful you are, the bigger your enemies are, too.
- Anonymous
Success is not defined by obtaining everything you want, but by appreciating everything you have.
- Anonymous
But if you build your life on dreams its prudent to recall; a man with moonlight in his hands has nothing there at all.
- Don Quixote
We all meet our masters, all of us -- why do you think we are in this world?
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
Ah, there's the difficulty in depending on tricks -- they never work all the time, even the best of them. And when you have used them all, their is truly nothing left, nothing of yourself before the tricks, or beyond them.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
It is fortunate that I have few chances to learn with what terrible ease gentleness finds my heart.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
Yes, I was drunk -- though not nearly drunk enough by my reckoning -- and yes, I was adrift between old, old aches and furies, as I had not been for some time. But I do not love out of pain, and I do not desire out of need or fear, no matter how far off my course I am.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
Nobody runs like me, but nobody runs forever.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Songgg"
Adolf Hitler was denied entrance to the arts school in Venice. As a result, six million Jews died.
Beware of angry arts students.
- David Caldwell & Josh MacLeod
I survived. I do not know if that is the same thing as not dying.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
You know you've played "Doom" too long when you can type the cheat codes faster than you can type your name.
- Josh MacLeod
But who comes when no one calls?
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
"You destroyed my home," Arshadins empty voice said. "I have not forgotten."
"You have apparently forgotten that when I asked you to let me leave, flames leaped from the walls and great fanged pits opened in the floor. I regarded that as childish and ungracious, in addition to doing your woodwork no good. I said so at the time."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
What you have become, you always were.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
There should always be a moon, just a little piece, so you can find your way between things.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
Perhaps we are all, even Wizards, no more than the faded sketches of the good we contain, the evil we might have done . . .
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
- Anonymous
Stars were seen on that night that have never been seen again, as everyone who was not their remembers.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
. . . the trouble with knowing everything is that you never learned anything.
- Roger Zelazny and Robert Sheckley
God exists in the blasphemy, the devil in the piety.
- Roger Zelazny and Robert Sheckley
It is certain became it is impossible.
- Terullian
Vengeance is the consolation of fools, Sheribi. That's why the Badakhar desire it so often.
- Crawford Killian
Why should so many evils be necessary?
- Crawford Killian
Our day begins when yours ends.
- Sherwood Park GIS, Homicide Departmenttt
History is the polemics of the victor.
- William Buckley Jr
The light, steady intelligent eyes met hers, steadied her, woke her, she flashed into brilliance, regained the vision lost.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
He was her brother, across the gulf of fifty years, and her redemption.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
His gentleness was uncompromising: because he would not compete for dominance, he was indomitable.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
He had not been free from anything, only free to do anything. Here it was the other way around.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
No matter how intelligent a man is, he can't see what he doesn't know how to see.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
They think if people possess enough they will be content to live in prison. But I will not believe that. I want the walls down.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
He would not have fought foe less than the truth, but it was the fighting he had loved, better than the truth.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
They'll get it, of course. Eventually. And they ought to. Scientific truth will out, you can't hide the sun under a stone.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
There is a great deal thats admirable, I'm sure, about your society, but it doesn't teach you to discriminate -- which is after all the best thing civilisation teaches.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
As for violence, well, I don't know, Ollie: would you murder me, ordinarily? And if you felt like it, would a law against it stop you? Coercion is the least effective means of obtaining order.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
You can't crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
He felt cold and lost. But he had nowhere to retreat to, no shelter, so he kept coming farther out into the cold, getting father lost.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
What drives people crazy is trying to understand reality. Reality is terrible. It can kill you. Given time, it certainly will kill you. The reality is pain -- you said that! But its the lies, the evasions of reality, that drive you crazy. It's the lies that make you want to kill yourself.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
And if I take what I don't need, I'll never get what I do need.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
It had never occurred to Shevek that life could proliferate so wildly, so exuberantly, that indeed exuberance was perhaps the essential quality of life.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
Life is a fight, and the strongest wins. All civilisation does is hide the blood and cover up the hate with pretty words.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
All you have to do to see life whole is to see it mortal. I'll die, you'll die; how could we love each other otherwise? The sun's going to burn out, what else keeps it shining?
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
Becoming without being is meaningless. Being without becoming is a big bore.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
It is not the answer we are after, but only how to ask the question.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
"There is a point, around age twenty," Bedap said, "when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life, or to make a virtue out of your own peculiarities."
"Or at least accept them with resignation," said Shevek.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
He could go no farther, yet he must move.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
"Justice is not achieved by force!"
"And power is not achieved by passivity!"
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
An artist can't hide behind the truth. He can't hide anywhere.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
. . . he now understood why the army was organised as it was. It was indeed quite necessary. No rational form of organisation would serve the purpose. He simply had not understood that the purpose was to enable men with machine guns to kill unarmed women and children easily and in great quantities when told to do so. Only he still could not see where courage, or manliness, or fitness entered in.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
To be is to be perceived.
- Berkley
"You would destroy us rather than admit our reality, rather than admit their is hope!"
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
Freedom is never very safe.
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
"No man earns punishment, no man earns reward."
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
"No one who is not willing to go as far as I am willing to go has any right to stop me."
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
"But if each life is not new, each single life, when why are we born?"
- Ursula Le Guin, "The Dispossessed" >
He was a man who had accepted the unacceptable with uncommon strength and grace.
- Dean Koontz
No truth is written on paper.
- Eric Smith
The knowing is more important that the doing.
- Crawford Killian
The world has too many wonders in it for a single lifetime.
- Crawford Killian
We all deceive. Some of us deceive the whole world, every single fellow creature we meet. Some of us deceive only selected people, wives and lovers, mothers and fathers. And some of us deceive only ourselves. But none of us is totally honest with everyone all the time, in all matters. Hell, the need to deceive is just one more curse that our sorry species has to bear.
- Dean Koontz
The best advice I can offer is that you seek it form someone wiser than I.
- Crawford Killian
Respecting peoples freedom also meant respecting their stupidity.
- Crawford Killian
"Kindness. In this world of cruelty?"
"Yes, kindness because it is a world of cruelty.
- Crawford Killian
Activists are merely citizens with too much time on their hands.
- Donald Trump
They cheered him and what they saw as his courage, never knowing that Rhodry had the simple desire to get dying over with.
- Katharine Kerr
I'm as much myself as I need to be!
- Katherine Kerr
"We can only try," he said. "And with the help of friends, we may succeed."
- Gael Baudino
Everything affects everything, sooner or later.
- Diane Duane
A man never stands a s tall as when he kneels to help a child.
- Knights of Pythagoras
Love is not blind, it sees more not less;
But because it sees more it chooses to see less.
- Anonymous
Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
- Chinese Proverb
Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world.
- Mary Shafer
Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death . . . thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man.
- Bertrand Russel
If I am not for myself, who will be for me?
If I am not for others, what am I?
And if not now, when?
- Rabbi Hillel
Power does not corrupt. fear corrupts . . . perhaps the fear of a loss of power.
- John Steinbeck
Hope is nature's veil for hiding truths nakedness.
- Alfred Noble
Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err.
- Ghandi
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain
I've forgotten more incantations than that punk will ever know.
- Jonny Hart and Brant Parker
Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr
After all, I believed my job on earth was to procreate and be a pleasant sexual diversion to hard-working men.
- Margaret Trudeau Kemper
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
- Charles Bukowski.
The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they, while their companions slept, were toiling upwards in the night.
- Longfellow
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no insurmountable barrier except our own inherent weakness of purpose.
- Elbert Hubbard
Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn.
- John Wosley
I am always doing things I can't do. That's how I get them done.
- Picasso
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius
We deem those happy who from the experience of life have learned to bear its ills without being overcome by them.
- Carl Jung
As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
- Marian Anderson
The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows, its what a man or woman is able to do that counts.
- Booker Washington
My parents, like most parents, hoped I would be unexceptional.
- Scott O'Hara
I have about as much faith in the medical profession as I do in God.
- Scott O'Hara
. . . a closet, even the slightest of closets, is the most high-maintenance structure there is.
- Scott O'Hara
Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in the blood of his followers and the sacrifices of his friends.
- Eisenhower.
Oh, my friend, its not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left.
- Hubert Humphrey
Logic is like the sword -- those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
- Samuel Butler
Say what you will about the miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
- Kurt Vonnegut
Too often we . . . enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
- John F Kennedy
Learn to obey before you command.
- Solon
We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.
- Tom Stoppard
To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.
- Anonymous
Change is good, but dollars are better.
- Anonymous
. . . he's got to be himself until he dies, which is a worse punishment than anything you could do to him.
- Dean Koontz
Grief is good but guilt is pointless.
- Dean Koontz
"I no longer think you mad, though I begin to wonder about myself."
"The birth of wisdom."
- Will Shetterly, "Why Cats Have No Lorddd"
"I retain a few scruples."
"Really?"
"Well, mostly to amuse myself, I'll admit."
- Will Shetterly, "Why Cats Have No Lorddd"
"I'm always sure."
"That must be very nice for you."
. . . "I'm just not always right."
- Will Shetterly, "Why Cats Have No Lorddd"
Never apologise, young man. If you have will enough to know what you did was wrong, you have will enough to do otherwise.
- Will Shetterly, "Why Cats Have No Lorddd"
There's always hope where there are fools.
- Will Shetterly, "Why Cats Have No Lorddd"
"You've power."
"So does a river. Still, humans master it, not it humans."
- Will Shetterly, "Why Cats Have No Lorddd"
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
- Bertrand Russel
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even when there's no river.
- Nikita Khruschev
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
- Winston Churchill
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
- Anonymous
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut with a scythe.
- Russian Proverb
The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery even when on a detour.
- Anonymous
"Some think public humiliation is punishment enough for any crime." . . .
"And you agree?"
The captain nodded. "When the punishment is that of losing one's head."
- Will Shetterly , "Why Cats Have No Lorrrd"
Tact is the art of making a pint without making an enemy.
- Anonymous
Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten the wrong half.
- Unknown
"I don't have any idea how wizardry works."
Iridith grinned. "Do you want to know one of the great secrets of the Wizards Guild? Most of us don't, either."
- Lawrence Watt-Evans, "The Misenchanteddd Sword"
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
- Alfred Alder
The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion.
- Anonymous
Democracy is the process by which the people are free to choose the man who will take the blame.
- Lawrence Peter
Honour isn't about making the right choices, it's about dealing with the consequences.
- Midori Cato
When you have a truly efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
- Harry Truman
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember is not the ideals we were fighting for but the methods we used in accomplishing the, These methods will be compared to the warfare of Ghengis Khan, who ruthlessly slaughtered every last inhabitant of Persia.
- Hans Betha
The fellow who's declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
- Wilson Mizner
I am not in this world to live up to other peoples expectations, nor do I expect the world to live up to my own.
- Unknown
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
- Sears Consumers Guide, 1897
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
- James Feibleman
For the sceptic, there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman efficiency.
- Eric Ambler
Our way is not soft grass, it is a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upward, forward, towards the sun.
- Ruth Westheimer
Victory is a political fiction.
- Anonymous
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
- Albert Einstein
There is no way to rule innocent men.
- Ayn Rand
The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them.
- Ayn Rand
A viler evil that to throw a man into a sacrificial furnace, is to demand that he leap in of his own free will, and that he build the furnace, besides.
- Ayn Rand
If takes two men to make a very great career: the man who is great, and the man -- almost rarer -- who is great enough to see greatness and say so.
- Ayn Rand
He knows he hath a home, but scare knows where,
He sayes it is so far
That he hath quite forgot how to go there.
- Vaughan
It stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting sacrificial offerings . . .
- Ayn Rand
. . . is it advisable to spread out all the conveniences of culture before people to whom a few steps up a stair to a library is a sufficient deterrent from reading?
- Ayn Rand
Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay
To mould me man? Did I solicit thee
From darkness to promote me? --
- John Milton
To be free, a man must be free of his brothers.
- Ayn Rand
If the time should ever come when what is now called science, thus familiarised to man, shall be ready to put on, as it were, a form of flesh and blood, the Poet will lend his divine spirit to aid the transfiguration, and will welcome the Being thus produced, as a dear and genuine inmate of the household of man.
- Woodsworth
Sorrow is knowledge, they who know the most
Must mourn the deepest o'er the fatal truth,
The Tree of Knowledge is not that of life.
- Byron
What terrified me will terrify others. I need only describe the spectre which has haunted my midnight pillow.
- Mary Shelley, on Frankenstein
. . . for nothing contributes so much to tranquillise the mind as a steady purpose -- a point on which the soul can fix its intellectual eye.
- Mary Shelley.
My life might have been passed in ease and luxury, but I preferred glory to every enticement that wealth could place in my path.
- Mary Shelley
My courage and my resolution is firm; but my hopes fluctuate, my spirit is often depressed.
- Mary Shelley
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away.
- Philip K Dick
The time at length arrives, when grief is rather an indulgence than a necessity; and the smile that plays upon the lips, though it might be deemed sacrilege, is not banished.
- Mary Shelley
For one man may be evil, but ten million such as he are called good together.
- Ayn Rand
That which makes no sense makes the most sense.
- Philip K Dick
Faith shaken by the discovery that the entity believed in actually existed -- the paradox of piety.
- Philip K Dick
Sometimes rudeness was the better part of courage.
- Ian Watson
I embraced what I most feared, to screw up the courage to continue.
- Ian Watson
Once you identify something as a problem, it tends suddenly to get worse.
- Ian Watson
Opinion has it that cats can see things that are invisible to human eyes, Well, this isn't true. Half the time cats are simply looking in the wrong direction.
- Ian Watson
The real and the true could only be seized in a laugh, a laugh that would rattle the stars.
- Ian Watson
A person who can offer things is an oppressor, lady.
- Ian Watson
What was I, before I was?
- Ian Watson
If He was the maker of men, perhaps we can be the maker of gods.
- Jack Williamson
We are the total of our longings.
- Guy Gavriel Kay
You failed because humans fail. It is a gift as much as anything else.
- Guy Gavriel Kay
It makes them angry, but . . .courage is a figment of mens imaginations. Most bold men are merely unafraid, which is another thing entirely.
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
"Not many share my faith in the dawn of a new day, after the long, long night."
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
Inaction . .. is action enough.
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
"Courage is for people who think they've got something to lose."
The Kappelmeister said, "Perhaps you've got more than you realise, Gaetan du Cheyne."
More what? More courage, or merely more to lose?
Why don't I know?
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
Love makes us suffer.
- Philip Pullman
When death is inevitable, you don't need a reason to die, and therefore, no reason to live.
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
"The remarkable thing is not what a talking dog says, Gaetan, but that it speaks at all."
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
In a world where people ate only rocks, would there be anguished souls who suffered over the ignoble fate of stones?
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
How does it feel to be bargaining with the devil?
For that matter, how does it feel to be the devil with whom the downtrodden must bargain?
Now I know.
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
"I don't feel like a hero."
"Real heroes never do."
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
Do you call it a war, when its only five seconds long? Maybe you just call it the end.
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
. . . competence is everything, transcends fear, replaces courage. Why do you need courage, when you know you can win?
- William Barton, "Acts of Conscience"
He dares to do what most men and women don't even dare to think.
- Philip Pullman
A little tyranny can outweigh a lot of hope.
- Cheryl Franklin
They have a spell which, if you say it, lets you walk through a door that isn't there, and find yourself on another world. Some say it is not a spell but a key that can open even when there's no lock.
- Philip Pullman
"Seems to me --" Lee said, feeling for the words, "seems to me the place you fight cruelty is where you find it, and the place you give help is where it is needed."
- Philip Pullman
For a human being, nothing comes naturally.
- Philip Pullman
Perceptions are not truth.
- Cheryl J Franklin
Humanity as a whole is not a very rational species, even at its best.
- Cheryl Franklin
Nothing human is alien to me.
- Terence
"I can deny any of my senses," Akiro replied mildly, "except those of my mind."
- Robert Jordan
"You know, I don't regret knowing him. He made me who I am, and how can I regret being me?"
- Clive Barker, "Sacrament"
How many times would he have to waken, before he was as conscious as a man could be? A dozen? A hundred? Or did it go on forever, this rousing of the spirit, the skins of his slumbers stripped away, only to uncover another dream, and another?
- Clive Barker, "Sacrament"
"We're at the end, and nothing that went before seems of any consequence."
- Clive Barker, "Sacrament"
"Everything is consumed, Will, sooner or later. Living and dying we feed the fire."
- Clive Barker, "Sacrament"
" You shout against your own uncertainties. You fail to intimidate them."
- Cheryl J Franklin
Truth has no single owner.
- Cheryl J Franklin
"The simplicity of your question is deceptive."
- Cheryl J Franklin
Courage and cowardice become indistinguishable on the path of necessity.
- Cheryl J Franklin
"Do not fabricate, Marrach. Listening to you is not a pressing commitment on my part. Explain yourself succinctly, before you exhaust my limited curiosity."
"Nilson."
The ensuing pause was long enough to assure Marrach of Caragen's displeased surprise. "Brevity is a virtue, but excess is absurd."
- Cheryl J Franklin
Deception had been easy for Rabh Marrach who, valuing his own life no more than the lives of others, had valued nothing at all.
- Cheryl J Franklin
"Do not try to answer a question that offers only a false choice."
- Cheryl J Franklin
"If death be a "saving," the you be a hero."
- Cheryl J Franklin
Truth is the only constant.
- Cheryl J Franklin
How blind are the angry. How destructive are those who refuse to think beyond themselves.
- Cheryl J Franklin
Truth is the only constant among all people, all places, and all time. Only the perception of truth is variable.
- Cheryl J Franklin
"You understand that there is more to understand. . . . That is wisdom."
- Cheryl J Franklin
We attack those who mean us no harm, and we defeat ourselves.
- Cheryl J Franklin
Even mountains move in their own time.
- Cheryl J Franklin
To those who feel, the world is a tragedy. To those who think, the world is a comedy.
- Unknown
Battles are won en route.
- Guy Gavriel Kay, "The Fionavar Tapestrrry"
"Leave it rest. I am here, and not unhappy, and I am afraid to try for more light lest it mean more dark."
- Guy Gavriel Kay, "The Fionavar Tapestrrry"
'What do you call it when one takes another's bread?"
"Hunger."
- David Gerold and Larry Niven, "The Flyyying Sorcerers"
"Once shall I tell you, and for yours ears only, and once is enough for those who are wise."
- Guy Gavriel Kay, "The Fionavar Tapestrrry"
"Only thus are we not slaves: if we can choose where we would walk. Failing that, all is mockery."
- Guy Gavriel Kay, "The Fionavar Tapestrrry"
"I have come this far and done this much. I will do no further on this path. There is a point beyond which the quest for the Light becomes a serving of the Dark."
- Guy Gavriel Kay, "The Fionavar Tapestrrry"
"We are not slaves, even to our gifts."
- Guy Gavriel Kay, "The Fionavar Tapestrrry"
All bad poetry is sincere.
- Oscar Wilde
Change everything just a little so as to keep everything exactly the same.
- Lampedusa
He was a strong man, to be sure, and brave in the way that the strong can afford to be brave.
- C S Friedman, "Black Sun Rising"
We use what tools we must.
- C S Friedman, "Black Sun Rising"
"And I love you," she whispered back. "I always have." She shut her eyes tightly; a tear squeezed out of the corner of one of them. "I only wish that was enough to base a marriage on, Zen. But it isn't. Can't you see that?"
- C S Friedman, "Black Sun Rising"
"Sometimes, I think we are responsible for our defeat. When we play by the rules of the enemy, we inherit his weaknesses."
- C S Friedman, "Black Sun Rising"
"We're none of us as rational as we'd like to be."
- C S Friedman, "Black Sun Rising"
Eppur si mouve
But the earth still moves.
- Galileo, after his heresy conviction tttrial by the Inquisition.
I willingly accept the change, in whatever form it comes. I willingly accept the destruction of everything I have been, in order to create what I must become.
- C S Friedman
It was dangerous to pose questions, when you weren't sure you could handle the answers.
- C S Friedman
Love is a universal language, he reminded himself. . . .So is sorrow.
- C S Friedman
"So many of these things have no words, because we never have a need to describe them. The world is. The rahk are. That is enough for us."
"Humans struggle all their lives to achieve such acceptance," he mused. "And rarely succeed."
"I know. When I'm not filled with fury at their destructiveness -- or amazement at their stupidity -- I sometimes feel sorry for them."
- C S Friedman
"Are we back to morals again? Have we so soon forgotten the lesson our enemy taught us -- that if we hope to succeed, we must be willing to sacrifice everything?"
- C S Friedman
You can't break a sorcerer for information, an inner voice warned, Not with claws.
No, she answered. But you can have fun trying.
- C S Friedman
Kings may overrule grammar.
- Emperor Sigismund
"Well, you're wondrous foolish, but not altogether a fool."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
Names are magic, names are all the magic there is . . .
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
"I never wanted power as much as I did when I was fifteen."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
"I guess I could have taught all that stuff I know somewhere, but I never wanted to. I didn't learn it to teach. I just wanted to be it, which is hard to explain to some people."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
Me, I really don't want to know all this stuff, whether the universe runs on premium or unleaded.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
"The more powerful a ruler is, the more likely it is that the seeds of his destruction are already taking root around him."
- C S Friedman
I take this hope as a prediction, if it is justice that determines man's contests.
- Simon Bolivar
We have already seen the light, and it is not our wish to be thrust back into darkness.
- Simon Bolivar
. . . seldom has desperation failed to achieve victory.
- Simon Bolivar
When mankind was in its infancy, steeped in uncertainy, ignorance, and error, was it possible to foresee what system it would adopt for preservation.
- Simon Bolivar
It is harder to release a nation from servitude than to enslave a free nation.
- Simon Bolivar
Is it conceivable that a newly emancipated people can soar to the heights of liberty, and, unlike Icarus, neither have its wings melt nor fall into an abyss? Such a marvel is inconceivable and without precedent. There is no reasonable probability to bolster our hopes.
- Simon Bolivar
Since it is impossible, I dare not desire it. . . .
- Simon Bolivar
Many things in this world were hard. That was what gave them power.
- C S Friedman
An intelligent man can justify anything in his own mind, if he's determined enough.
- C S Friedman
"Is there so little to fear in this world that you have to make enemies out of your neighbours?"
- C S Friedman
Calm, that most precious illusion, that kept his inner torment from being expressed and so kept it from being reflected back at him one, ten, a thousand times, in the mirror of others' souls. A stillness so absolute that nature had no equivalent . . . save at the heart of a storm.
- C S Friedman
"Does your god have nothing better to do than pass judgement on the innocent?"
- C S Friedman
Faith was a fantasy, a delusion. Faith was like wine; you poured it inside you and for a brief time it blossomed, it eased the pain of living, it banished the built that tended to clog up a mans head. And then it was gone, like wine; digested, expelled, forgotten. What was the point?
- C S Friedman
"I don't believe your words. I believe you. There's a difference."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
You can only watch someone go away so many times . . . To feel the loss, to know what was lost. To remember. That might be what I do best after all. I hope not.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
Last night I saw the old moon
With the new moon in her arms.
- Unknown
"Human stupidity, human longing, human weakness. I have underestimated those forever."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
"The gift you have was an apology, because you have nothing of your own."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
It is not so much the fact that everyone has a gun -- its that everyone want to be one.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
"The point is that thing you keep missing, the point is power. Power doesn't need to explain itself, power is not about explaining. Power just does because it can."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
"I don't even know what I don't understand."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
If I don't know her, how come she knows me? Who said it was right for her to know me?
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
". . . I don't have any particular trouble with the supernatural. It bewilders me about as much as the natural, I can't always tell them apart."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
"A vain, silly child played a jump-rope trick on your friend, and now nothing but a miracle will help him. And that is exactly the bloody trouble with amateurs."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
For every action, an equal and opposite reaction -- that is true for gods and demons as well as rocket ships. If you bend the universe the wrong way -- which is what you would call a miracle -- and you lose your hold, the universe snaps back at you, you get something you did not ask for.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
"That was no miracle, that was only fear. It is the easiest thing in the world to make human beings afraid -- none of us could ever resist it. But no one can make the universe afraid."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
For some things there is no help, you just go home.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
Truisms, my young friend, are the useless children of hindsight.
- Terry Brooks
You ever want to see real witchcraft, you watch people protecting their comforts, their beliefs. Thats were it is.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
Nothing ever changes. For every understanding, a new terror -- for each foolishness at last pulled down, three new insanities sprouting. Such mess, such beauty, such helplessness.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
Well, with power it is the same for everyone -- if you don't quite want it enough, it just leaves you, Power always knows, you see. And gods always lose their power, because we lose our pleasure in it, we all come to want other things, sooner or later. This is where we are different from human beings.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
You aren't immortal. You're just real, real old, there's a difference.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
There is nothing like you [humanity] anywhere among all the stars of the sky, do you realise that? You are the wonder of the cosmos, possibly for embarrassing reasons, but always a wonder.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
People have memories, groups have forgetteries.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
Your power is a shadow, but a shadow of mercy
could have saved you,
Your knowledge is all shadow
but a shadow of understanding
would have saved you,
Your pride is the pride of a shadow, my sister,
But a shadow's shadow of respect for the gods
would have saved you,
would have saved you,
would have saved you,
from the shadows.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
But they fought to survive, and reason has no place in the mid of a creature fighting for its life.
- Terry Brooks
Necessity was a higher god than truth.
- Terry Brooks
The young fool tells his master he will suffer to gain the dweomer. Why is he a fool? Because the dweomer has made him pay and pay and pay again before he even stood on it's doorstep . . .
- Katharine Kerr
Men see life going from a dark to darkness. The gods see life as a death.
- Katharine Kerr
Technicalities are the soul of law.
- David Eddings
"But he is still me brother and I love him."
"That is what makes him so dangerous . . . he no longer loves you."
- Terry Brooks
. . . things of an age slowly dying; yet they were the hope of the hour to come. They were the key to life.
- Terry Brooks
Love supplies a kind of kind of strength that can withstand even death.
- Terry Brooks
But there were thousands of the enemy, and where hundreds failed, thousands ultimately succeeded.
- Terry Brooks
It was an unavoidable part of war, that men should die for unknown reasons . . .
- Terry Brooks
Winning isn't everything, its the only thing.
- Vince Lombardi
We first need to understand who we were before we can understand who we are.
- Terry Brooks
"Be careful," she said. "You're the only one I've ever had."
"The only one what?" There was no avoiding the question and they were both laughing when she replied, "Ah, if we only knew that. Wouldn't we be somewhere then?"
- Peter S Beagle, "The Folk of the Air"<<
Sometimes . . . the locks get turned before you even realise the doors have been closed.
- Terry Brooks
I am something no one should ever be. I am the last of my kind.
- Terry Brooks, "Running with the Demon"""
It is easier to stay with the status quo, following a linear progression. Making a right-angle turn can be very painful.
- Albert Yu
They feel helpless to effect even the smallest change. Their madness is of their own making, yet they are powerless against it because they refuse to acknowledge its source. They are at war with themselves, but they do not understand the nature of the battle being fought.
- Terry Brooks, "Running with the Demon"""
But for as much as he might appear otherwise, he was a knight, the best that the people were going to get and perhaps better than they deserved.
- Terry Brooks, "Running with the Demon"""
"Do even a handful among your people believe that life in this country is better than it was twenty years ago?"
- Terry Brooks, "Running with the Demon"""
Everyone has secrets. That's part of life. None of us tells the other everything. We can't. Then there wouldn't be any part of us that did not belong to someone else.
- Terry Brooks, "Running with the Demon"""
Secrets allow us space to change and grow as we must. Secrets give us privacy where privacy is necessary in order to survive.
- Terry Brooks, "Running with the Demon"""
To see something you must cease to be it.
- Carolyn Gilman
Fear is a fire to temper courage and resolve. Use it so.
- Terry Brooks, "Running with the Demon"""
To feel debased, you must have the feeling that you deserved better . . .
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
That's what self-knowledge is all about, exposure of those things you least want to know. We can never really know ourselves until we know shame.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
What people want, by and large, is what they are moulded into wanting.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
Now I know, as I didn't then, that emotion itself is a kind of talent not everyone has. A form of intelligence, perhaps -- though not much valued by any culture I know of.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
I became very interested in religion. The truth was, I desperately needed something to take me out of myself . . . I needed something to give me a nobler persona, whose eyes I could look through -- so I could face the world thinking, it's not just me inside here; its someone else, more worthwhile than me. Otherwise, I might have perished in self-awareness.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
"I'm not paranoid. Are you paranoid?"
"No, but someone paranoid may be listening to us."
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
"You are so much more alive than I, just from having lived less."
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
All humans are unique. Each of us has his or her own blend of abilities, deficits, and moral strengths. To say we are equal is degrading, as if we were no more than mass produced machines, interchangeable parts.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
Talent comes weighted with obligation -- a higher standard of behaviour and achievement.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
Anyone who understands irony is no mental defective.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
People who don't know you can't possibly give you enough credit for stupidity.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
You can't save everyone. Especially not from themselves.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
Powerlessness is such a lure, such a poisonous lure.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
"It's so strange. I feel as if I don't have any notion of who I am, or even what I am. I half think I might meet myself on a street corner someday, and not even recognise me."
"Welcome to humanity," Val said.
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
"You can't imagine what it feels like to have no power, no power at all. I have no way to get anything but through humans. You are the ones who cause all things to happen. All of the rest of us -- plants, animals, whole planets -- we are just objects you humans batter around like some cosmic sport, using us in your competition to get ahead. We have no choice about where you're going to hit us, which direction our lives will ricochet -- unless somehow we learn a way into your hearts. Its not a game for us, its survival. It's how we must evolve. You're our natural selection."
- Carolyn Gilman, "Halfway Human"
All things change, but the past carries forward and becomes what is to be.
- Terry Brooks
If I have the means, I have the responsibility to employ them.
- Terry Brooks
The difference now is that I am alone, not because others choose it for me, but because I choose it for myself. I am free to be exactly what I am -- and not feel strange about it.
- Terry Brooks
But I forget sometimes that there is a difference between disassociating and hiding. There is a limit to the distance we can place between ourselves and others. -- because the dictates of our world don't allow for absolutes.
- Terry Brooks
We cannot pretend that the world begins and ends at the boundaries we might make for it.
- Terry Brooks
. . . how can we lose by trying when by trying we have everything to gain?
- Terry Brooks
Loyalty is the only virtue I possess. Kindly stop throwing it back in my face.
- P C Hodgell
Ignorance goes a long way towards protecting honour.
- P C Hodgell
I'm no more apt to lie than you are, but there are a hundred ways to hide the truth.
- P C Hodgell
A king has no conscience lad, he gives it to his people.
- Tanya Huff
"We carry the pain," she said softly, "Because it is all that we can do."
- Tanya Huff
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
- Tanya Huff
Begin as you mean to go on.
- Anonymous
Violence is never the answer but, sometimes, like with cockroaches, it's the only possible solution.
- Tanya Huff
You know as well as I do that the victim goes on trial with the accused.
- Tanya Huff
Nothing came without a price and for his freedom, no price was to high.
- Tanya Huff
He realised that nothing he said in turn could convince the other man that another world existed outside -- or more frighteningly, inside -- the boundaries he'd lived with all his life.
- Tanya Huff
The best lie isn't a lie at all.
- Tanya Huff
Just because you don't see something does not mean its not there.
- Tanya Huff
It would be pretty stupid to kill himself, when the only thing he was sure of was that he existed.
- Christopher Stassheff
But often when I see myself
In moments quiet, deep,
Or in a mornings awakening
From dream-invaded sleep,
I know myself just as I am,
The child of long ago,
And all the fears of all the years
Are with me. This is so.
And I am too helpless and to weak
To conquer life and me;
Is being my frail, naked self
To be my destiny?
- Jane Browell, from "I am"
The cup half full, not half unfilled,
The eyes that look ahead
Distinguish those who choose to live
From those already dead.
- Jane Browell, from "Untitled"
I cannot breathe to save your breath,
And pain cannot be shared.
What have I ever given you
To show how much I cared?
Only a hope, a longing love,
A kiss and a sad prayer.
So much, no more I offer you
Tis all I can or dare.
- Jane Browell, from "The tragedy of Lovvve"
The event that caused the most suffering, the most loss of life, the most loss of culture, was Columbus's discovery of America. It was the worst event in human history.
- Orson Scott Card
I think we are not meant to have
One treasure closely held;
Our hearts must open to the world,
By other loves impelled.
- Jane Browell, from "Untitled"
But to forgive is not forget,
Though wonds have lost their pain.
I must bear shields against more stabs
Or suffer them again.
Not innocent, but wiser now,
Yet free of angers chains,
I find life's pattern clear and bright
Since only love remains.
- Jane Browell, from "Unshackled"
The past can be our master
And make of us its slave,
With memories as shackles
And darkness of a cave.
But slaves have fled their masters
And shaped new destiny
By grasping fast the helping hands
That will them to be free.
The future, ever shorter,
Is here, seconds away,
And only those who have no bonds
Can grasp their dreams today.
- Jane Browell, "Untitled"
Run, don't walk, to the nearest library you can find and read what they're trying to keep from your eyes. Read what they're trying to keep from your brains. Because that's exactly what you need to know.
- Stephen King
Golf can be taught. it's just that it can't be learned.
- Leslie Neilson
. . . ethics become an art to justify the killing of folk who have no power to harm you.
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Ring"
Where was the error, wondered Loden, seven decades later, that we tried to kill him, or that we did not succeed?
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Ring"
Control does not come from strength, and strength does not come from anger; how, then, shall control come from anger?
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Ring"
I think the danger is not so much in asking the 'why' as in believing you have come up with the only answer.
- Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Don't let fear overwhelm you. Don't become afraid of the fear.
- Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
"His essence -- our soul, as you call it -- is trapped inside the dog. Inside the body of a dumb animal."
""Some might say we're all trapped that way."
- Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
But somewhere, sometime, someone must trust enough to reach out his hand to the enemy, though he knows the hand could but cut off at the wrist.
- Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
If only. Our lives are made up of "if only's."
- Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
A prison is a prison only to a man who can't escape.
- Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
The longer the stick, the easier to break.
- Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Is it wrong to refuse to answer a question to which I don't know the answer?
- Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
It is death that gives life meaning. Death, the great equaliser. Man, woman, peasant, king, rich, poor: all of us fellow travellers to our journey's end. Life is sacred, precious, a thing to cherish, not to be taken lightly. You have lost all respect for death and thereby all respect for life.
- Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Everything has a price, some just hide it better than others.
- Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
"We wander on a darkling plain, beset by ignorance and confusion."
"Thanks for summing up the whole condition of humankind."
- Christopher Stassheff
Any fool can handle a crisis. It's day to day living that wears you out.
- Anton Chekhov
One who dies in another's arms is no longer a stranger.
- Alan Dean Foster, "Carnivores of Lighttt and Darkness"
Oftentimes, it is not personal preference that makes friends and enemies, but circumstance.
- Alan Dean Foster, "Carnivores of Lighttt and Darkness"
Some dreams drifted too close to reality, and some realities too close to dream.
- Alan Dean Foster, "Carnivores of Lighttt and Darkness"
I cannot condemn them for acting as I would under similar circumstances.
- Alan Dean Foster, "Carnivores of Lighttt and Darkness"
"How about it, bruther cat? What do you think?"
Their feline companion shrugged, his ebony mane twitching as he did so. "Why put it to me? I am only a quadrupedal carnivore of comingled ancestry. Aren't humans the ones who are supposed to have big brains? That's what you're always saying, anyway. Or are you experiencing second thoughts about your own cerebral propaganda?"
- Alan Dean Foster, "Carnivores of Lighttt and Darkness"
A question without an answer is not a question.
- Alan Dean Foster, "Carnivores of Lighttt and Darkness"
You cannot forget something that was not there to know.
- Alan Dean Foster, "Carnivores of Lighttt and Darkness"
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton
There are certain diseases I fear, Etjole. Among them are the chills and fevers a mosquito brings, the swelling of limbs one gets from an infestation of certain worms, the closure of the bowels, the clap, the spotted death, leprosy, and altruism. I count the last among the most deadly.
- Alan Dean Foster, "Carnivores of Lighttt and Darkness"
I only want to discharge my obligation and return as quickly as possible to my family and to my village. That is what is important to me. That is what I have built my life around. Not abstract notions of what may be considered acceptable behaviour among those I do not care for and do not know.
- Alan Dean Foster, "Carnivores of Lighttt and Darkness"
She learned what everyone learns in war. Living through it is all that matters.
- Mary Doria Russel, "The Sparrow"
We are what we fear in others.
- Mary Doria Russel, "The Sparrow"
God does not require us to succeed. He only requires us to try.
- Mother Teresa
Always and forever. Those aren't human words, Jim. Not even stones are always and forever.
- Mary Doria Russel, "The Sparrow"
The trouble with illusions, he thought, is that you aren't aware you have them until they are taken away from you.
- Mary Doria Russel, "The Sparrow"
Sarcasm is not an argument . . .
- Mary Doria Russel, "The Sparrow"
"You've seen what " Emilio conceded, "But not why! That's where God is, Anne. In the why of it -- in the meaning.
- Mary Doria Russel, "The Sparrow"
"They're idealists, unfortunately."
. . . "So? My lord, there are worse crimes"
"No, there are not."
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Ring"
Standing for truth is one thing, but saying it when you haven't been asked is another.
- Christopher Stassheff
If you have not made a mistake in your life, you have not done a damn thing.
- Frank Burns
And the friendless one reflected
"Wherefore have I been created?
Who has made me and has doomed me
Thus without a sun to wander
Through the starry wastes forever?"
- The Kalevala
Just because it came from a poet, doesn't make it any less true.
- Tanya Huff
A long dispute means that both parties are wrong.
- Voltaire
If you can't share the reality, there are worse things than having someone to share the masks.
- Tanya Huff
Convincing yourself does not win an argument.
- Robert Half
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
- Mark Twain
Doing nothing is the hardest task of all.
- Anonymous
Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
- Leon J. Suenens
One half of the world must sweat and groan that the other half may dream.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H G Wells
Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
- William Gaddis.
Progress is nothing but the victory of laughter over dogma.
- Benjamin de Casseres
Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have of changing others.
- Jacob Braude
I have two convictions. First, more harm has been done by weak persons than by wicked persons, secondly, the problems of this world are caused by the weakness of goodness rather than by the strength of evil. It is evident that we have allowed technology to outstrip social controls . . . Man must catch up with what he has created.
- Harry S Kennedy
The path of least resistance is what makes rivers crooked.
- Elbert Hubbard
To reform a man, you must begin with his grandmother.
- Victor Hugo
They that deny God destroy man's nobility; for certainly man is of kin to the beasts by his body; and, if he be not kin to God by his spirit, he is a base and ignoble creature.
- Francis Bacon
If there was no God, there would be no atheists.
- G K Chesteron
. . . there is always a bright side. Or a side less dark.
- Tanya Huff
Power always attracts those who will abuse it.
- Tanya Huff
. . . what does a man die of but his death.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
"You don't see yet, Genry, why we perfected and practice Foretelling?"
"No -- "
"To exhibit the perfect weakness of knowing the answer to the wrong question."
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
. . . Truth is a matter of imagination.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainy: not knowing what comes next.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
The admirable is inexplicable.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
. . . the shortcomings are in the messenger, not the message.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
The unexpected is what makes life possible.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
To oppose something is to maintain it.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
To learn what questions are unanswerable and not to answer them: this skill is most needful in times of stress and darkness.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
One voice speaking truth is a greater force than fleets and armies, given time . . .
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
To be an atheist is to maintain God. His existence or his non-existence, it amounts to much the same, on the plane of proof.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
It is a terrible thing, this kindness that human beings do not lose. Terrible, because when we are finally naked in the dark and the cold, it is all we have. We who are so rich, so full of strength, we end up with that small change. We have nothing else to give.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
What is more arrogant than honesty?
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Left Hand of Daaarkness"
My stone doesn't belong to me
It belongs to the government
or God.
But I know that nobody
Cared for it before
Me, the one who found it.
- Bettina Pfoestech
"There is this about the truth, Loga. I misdoubt it is any more powerful, in and of itself, than a lie; lies are believed so easily by so many. But because it is the truth, it can be rediscovered when the lie is long forgotten."
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Ring"
All mortals tend to turn into the thing they are pretending to be.
- C S Lewis
The magic was gone, both the white and black.
- Stephen King
What would a Resurrection be without a few laughs?
- Clive Barker
Saints and martyrs rule from the tomb.
- T S Elliot
The wailing of the newborn infant is mingled with the dirge for the dead.
- Lucretius
Being deeply loved by someone
gives you strength,
while loving someone deeply
gives you courage.
- Lao Tzu
I am not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Woody Allen
The long habit of living indisposeth us for death.
- Sir Thomas Browne
They envy you for being a happy man. They envy you for not envying them. One of the greatest sorrows of human existence is that some people aren't merely happy to be alive but find their happiness only in the misery of others.
- Dean Koontz
Understanding wasn't always necessary, as long as you believed.
- Dean Koontz
A fanatic is a nut who has something to believe in.
- Dean Koontz
Fighting doesn't preclude enduring. I can fight, and if fighting fails, I can still endure.
- Dean Koontz
No living organism can continue for long to exist under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.
- Shirly Jackson
Action is the last resort of those who do not know how to dream.
- Oscar Wilde
One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.
- Voltaire
I do not think much of the man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.
- Abraham Lincoln
It requires wisdom to understand wisdom; the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.
- Walter Lippman
The world cannot continue to wage war like physical giants and seek peace like intellectual pygmies.
- Basil O'Connor
A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can.
- Michael de Montaigne
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
- Oscar Wilde
He had so much money that he could afford to look poor.
- Edgar Wallace
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
- Mae West
War hath no fury like a non combatant.
- Charles Edward Montague
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
- Jeanette Rankin
It is the blood of the soldier that makes the general great.
- Italian Proverb
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.
- Thomas Mann
Always remember that a soldier's pack is lighter than a slave's chains.
- David O McKay
How is the world ruled and how do wars start?
Diplomats tell lies to journalists and then believe what they read.
- Karl Kraus
War would end if the dead could return.
- Baldwin
I wonder what the world would be like if men always had sacrificed as freely to prevent wars as to win them.
- Frank A Clark
Be not disturbed at being misunderstood, be disturbed rather at not being understanding.
- Chinese Proverb
Why does civilisation keep on receding? Each war, even if won, is a fresh defeat on intelligence.
- Sarah Bernbardt
Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must first be overcome.
- Samuel Jackson
"The chained," she said, "are luckier than the unchained. If you are chained, it means you have a place to sleep."
- Gwyneth Jones, "Divine Endurance"
All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness.
- Tennessee Williams
A cliché is a truth one doesn't believe.
- Bernard Taper
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
- Josh Billings
History has it's truth. So has legend hers.
- Victor Hugo
It is the calling of great men, not so much to preach new truths, as to rescue from oblivion those old truths which it is our wisdom to remember and our weakness to forget.
- Syndey Smith
Truth is so hard to tell, it sometimes needs fiction to make it plausible.
- Dagobert D Runes
It is as hard to tell the truth as to hide from it.
- Battasar Gracian
Truth is the object of philosophy, but not always of philosophers.
- John Collins
It is not moral to lie, but you don't always have to tell the truth.
- Ignes Bernstein
A truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.
- William Blake
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
- George Elliot
Politics is a jungle -- torn between doing the right thing and staying in office.
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Who is speaking of victory? To survive is everything.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
No man will work for your interests unless they are his.
- David Seabury
Only the vanquished remember history.
- Marshal McLuhan
Much bending breaks the law, much unbending the mind.
- Francis Bacon
The town cares for the devils work no more than it cares for God's or mans. it knew darkness. And darkness was enough.
- Stephen King, 'Salem's Lot"
Enemies he could live with, liars he couldn't.
- Clive Barker
In fact, he was being forced to the conclusion that there was no EVIL in the world at all but only evil -- or perhaps (evil). At moments like this he suspected that Hitler had been nothing more than a harried bureaucrat and Satan himself a mental defective with a rudimentary sense of humour -- the kind that finds feeding firecrackers wrapped in break to seagulls unutterably funny.
- Stephen King, 'Salem's Lot"
You humans are very odd. You don't even recognise your own dreams when you see them coming true.
- Gwyneth Jones, "Divine Endurance"
. . . every desire of the human heart is just the real desire in disguise, the desire of the world.
- Gwyneth Jones, "Divine Endurance"
Nothing is assured, nothing. The gate was open and it was not God who was waiting, only emptiness.
- Gwyneth Jones, "Divine Endurance"
Nothing is ever complete, she thought -- not even destruction.
- Gwyneth Jones, "Divine Endurance"
"They give us our desire and desire is not a little thing. It is one of the powers that hold the universe together -- set free it must tear things apart, one way or another. . . . Even, even the desire for hope, to turn people form despair, will end in destruction -- "
- Gwyneth Jones, "Divine Endurance"
I am betting all I have in the world. That makes it a big money bet for any man.
- Joel Richards
'Thy tears are for those beyond tears, and are your words words of wisdom? The wise grieve not for those who live, and they grieve not for those who die. Life and death will pass away. . . ."
- Gwyneth Jones, "Divine Endurance"
What would a Resurrection be without a few laughs?
- Clive Barker
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
- Terry Pratchett, "Maskerade"
'A secret panel that ain't there is the best kind there is, the reason bein', no bugger can find it.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Maskerade"
It's one thing to know the truth, he thought. To live with it is something else altogether.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
'Money's only useful for the things it can do.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Maskerade"
Finally Carol clapped her hands and said we were all going outside to play follow the leader, the game that asks the burning question: Are you ready for tomorrow's society?
- Richard Bachman, "Rage"
The Bible says the snake tempted Eve with the apple. What would have happened if he had been forced to eat it himself?
- Richard Bachman, "Rage"
"You're dying and you don't know why."
"It's not important after your dead."
- Richard Bachman, "The Long Walk"
We must never seek to establish a rule so rigid as to leave no room for exception.
- St. Ignatius
The middle way is always the most difficult path to follow.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
. . . it's only law because you agree to it.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
Cynicism and foul language are the only vices I'm presently capable of. Everything else takes energy or money.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
Stability and order have always been paid for with captivity and blood.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
I think perhaps it is not change but resistance to change that takes time.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
Indeed . . . that which is not forbidden must be permissible for to find the opposite true implies that those who established the law were lacking in foresight.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
Comparison is the source of all significance.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
The only prison is our own limitations.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
Art cannot exist without inequality, which is itself established by comparison.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
At times, the best solution to a maze is to reduce it to embers and walk straight through the ashes.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
Powerlessness debases. Power can be used to good effect or ill, but no one is improved by weakness.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
"It was our belief that any institution considering itself the guardian of truth will value constancy, for change by definition introduces errors."
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
The chief source of all evils to man, as well as baseness and cowardice, is not death but fear of death.
- Epictetus
The noblest kind of retribution is not to becomes like your enemy.
- Marcus Aurelius
The safest course is to tempt fortune rarely.
- Seneca
The God of Israel cannot be seen but he sees us -- when we are ready, when we are not ready, when we are at our best or at our worst or paying no attention. Nothing can be hidden from such a God. that is why people fear Him.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
In his soul, he knew with sudden certainty that it was not rebellion or doubt or error or even sin that broke God's heart; it was indifference.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
Choose your enemies wisely, for you will become them.
- Unknown
In the absence of certainy, faith is more than mere opinion, faith is hope.
- Mary Doria Russel, "Children of God"
In all the shrouded heavens anywhere
Not a whisper in the air
Of any living being but one so far
That I can hear it only as a bar
Of lost, imperial music.
- Edward Arlington Robinson
A man has to take responsibility for his own life at some point.
- Charles de Lint, "Someplace to be Flyiiing"
That is all that is holding us together, stories and compassion.
- Barry Lopez
If men had wings and bore black feathers, few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
- Henry Ward Beecher
History repeats itself, but at an accelerated pace.
- Dwight Yokam
She'd nurtured her hopes here and wasted time she could have used realising them.
- Clive Barker, "Everville"
It may be that, in spite of all our conceits, customs other than our own may be generally accepted or condoned in other societies, and may even be more moral.
- Judge John H Sissons
What I do know is that we've all got our hidden currents, no matter how wide and friendly the river is.
- Charles de Lint, "Someplace to be Flyiiing"
Altruism declares that any action taken for the benefit of others is good and any action taken for one's benefit is evil. Thus the beneficiary of an action is the only criterion for moral value -- so long as the beneficiary is anybody other than oneself, anything goes.
- Ayn Rand, "The Virtue of Selfishness"<<
What we want most is a secret no one can tell us.
- Anonymous
"There is no such thing as fiction," Anne told her once. "If you can imagine something, then it happened."
- Charles de Lint, "Someplace to be Flyiiing"
Kerry didn't think she'd ever been brave. She could endure, but that wasn't the same thing at all.
- Charles de Lint, "Someplace to be Flyiiing"
If guns were outlawed, only outlaws would have guns.
- Bumper Sticker
Ultimately you have to understand that there is order in the universe, even if there is no order in your immediate circumstances.
- Jane Seiberry
To me the Universe was all void of Life, or Purpose, or Volition, even of Hostility, it was one huge, dead, immeasurable Steam engine, rolling on, in its dead indifference, to grind me limb from limb. A vast, gloomy, solitary Golgatha, and Mill of Death. Why was the Living banished thither companionless, conscious. Why, if there is no Devil; nay, unless the Devil is your God?
- Thomas Carlyle
Ah, love, let us be true
To one another! for the world, which seems
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;
And we are as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused armies of struggle and flight
While ignorant armies clash by night.
- Mathew Arnold. "Dover Beach"
We summon you back, summon you back
From dark and silent earth,
We summon you back, summon you back
To sail the sea and sky
Our love will abide, our love will abide,
When sun and stars are gone . . .
- Crawford Killian, "Red Magic"
Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end.
- Thoreau
All concur that free society is a failure. We slave holder's say you must recur to slavery, the oldest, the best, the most common form of Socialism.
- George Fitzhugh
The happiness of the ignorant is no less so than any other.
- Alan Dean Foster
Preconceived notion serve no purpose.
- Mickey Reichert, "The Legend of Nightfffall"
Every man and woman has a price. If he could meet it with money, he saw no need to meet it with anything else.
- Mickey Reichert, "The Legend of Nightfffall"
When you willingly choose another's troubles as your own, you stop surviving and start living.
- Mickey Reichert, "The Legend of Nightfffall"
Reason and morality are the only weapons that determine the course of history.
- Ayn Rand
People can alter their lives by altering their attitudes.
- William James
When you hire people smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.
- John Charles Salak
Failures are divided into two classes -- those who thought and never did and those who did and never thought.
- John Charles Salak
It is only in these troubles hours things are seen more clearly. The lamps of cities blur many things that are plain beneath the moon.
- Tad Williams, "To Green Angel Tower"
The greatest mistake a man can make is being afraid to make one.
- Elbert Hubbard
I love it when we make excuses for the way things are.
- Eric James Fullilove, "Circle of One"<<
. . . no one understands the abuse of power quite as well as those who share the potential.
- Tanya Huff, "Blood Pact"
I suppose no day is so bad that you can't make it worse.
- Tanya Huff, "Blood Pact"
Appreciation made the best motivator, regardless of where it was applied.
- Tanya Huff, "Blood Pact"
Adults lose their ability to offer unconditional loyalty. It is a thing of youth, and it rarely survives youth.
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Last Dancer"
Make love now, by night and by day, in winter and in summer. . . . You are in this world for that and the rest of life is nothing but vanity, illusion, waste. There is only one science, love; only one riches, love; only one policy, love. To make love is all the law, and all the prophets.
- Anatole France
All power arises from transformation, the movement from one state of existence to another.
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Last Dancer"
You know, its strange. People who can tell you in a minute what they would kill for can't tell you what they would die for; and the people who know what they would die for can't tell you what they are living for. And its weird because they're all the same thing. When you know what you'll kill for then unless you're a sociopath you have to know what you'll die for; a life equals a life. And we're all going to die someday, so whatever you send your life doing, that is what you died for.
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Last Dancer"
That running away could not be simply a strategically reasonable response to overwhelming military superiority, but in fact the most successful of all forms of resistance, was a concept many humans of his time had difficulty understanding -- at least until it was demonstrated.
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Last Dancer"<<
"This is my favourite part," Trent said. "Please accept my apologies now in case we die doing this."
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Last Dancer"<<
That is the nature of fighting. Winning a fight is only a bare step above losing one.
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Last Dancer"<<
And it came to me, when I dreamed, that I must for the sake of survival, become again the creature for whom survival is not everything.
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Last Dancer"<<
The more complex the argument gets . . . the easier it is to refute.
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Last Dancer"<<
More atrocities are committed in the name of religion than for any other reason.
- Unknown
It is the nature of power that those who wield it must suffer from it, even as their victims suffer.
- Joan D Vinge, "The Storm King"
Evil deeds are done by those who mean only well.
- Sean Russell, "World Without End"
If you value stability that much, then I'd say its time somebody did disturb it.
- Joan D Vinge, "The Peddler's Apprenticcce"
Always men have seemed unable in the midst of their creation to resist the urge to destroy, and always they have found the means to destroy utterly.
- Joan D Vinge, "The Peddler's Apprenticcce"
It is a lesson that awaits us all. So many years of schooling provide so little education.
- Sean Russell, "World Without End"
"Those who cease to be amazed, Tristam, have placed one foot firmly in the grave.
- Sean Russell, "World Without End"
There's no point believing in things that exist.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"
Winners never talk about glorious victories. That's because they're the ones who see what the battlefield looks like afterwards. Its only the losers who have glorious victories.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"
Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"
To wait for life is the pathway to death.
- Sean Russell, "Sea Without A Shore"
This Is Religion, Boy. Not Comparison Bloody Shopping. You Shall Not Subject Your God To Market Forces!
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"
Getting an education was a bit like getting a communicable disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had to pass it on.
- Terry Pratchett, "Hogfather"
'He's had a near-death experience!'
'We all have. It's called "living."'
- Terry Pratchett, "Hogfather"
MERE ACCUMULATION OF OBSERVATIONAL EVIDENCE IS NOT PROOF.
- Terry Pratchett, "Hogfather"
The problem with scandalous allegations is that they tend to be true.
- Wilhemina Baird, "Chaos Come Again"
HUMANS NEED FANTASIES TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
'Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little --'
YES. AS PRACTISE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.
'So we can believe the big ones?'
YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. COMPASSION. THAT SORT OF THING.
- Terry Pratchett, "Hogfather"
What expression shall we see in our own eyes, if we see evil and do nothing, or do evil and see ourselves?
- Wilhemina Baird, "Chaos Come Again"
We must know the dreams of stars, to understand the nature of things.
- Wilhemina Baird, "Chaos Come Again"
If we must, we may have to do right by doing wrong.
- Wilhemina Baird, "Chaos Come Again"
It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.
- Elenor Rossevelt
Effort only fully receives its reward after a person refuses to quit.
- Napoleon Hill
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
- Thomas Jefferson
. . . never dying means you don't really have to grow up.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
"There's more to life than living forever."
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
Americans never change. We wait until there is nothing left to do but . . . act.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
We are all animals. You may reject that animal self as a personal choice, but doing so doesn't make you more of a person, or less of an animal.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration of Souls"
Atheists think that if they don't believe, then the reality will . . . go away. And yet they understand that our faith has nothing at all to do with the existence of God. You'd think intelligent people would be able to make that kind of logical inference, wouldn't you.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
The truth? When all things are possible, nothing is real. We all existed, and none of us.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
. . . It's only the stories we tell that make sex a lovely moment lost in eternity. It's only the stories that make it . . . love.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
Silly. Can God damn himself?
Why would he bother?
Just to show He can?
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
One word, bitter, hard, a word without end: Unfair. But when you act, you incur responsibility.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
Edgar, the Rebellious Angel, walking in the footsteps of old Lucifer, thinking he brought light and life to the world but . . . there was a reason for Prometheus's punishment. It wasn't because the gods were jealous of his gift. It was because he brought down evil on the innocent.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
I've always despised the way the Old Man punished Adam and Eve for succumbing to the temptation he laid in their way. Entrapment is an ugly thing.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
The hearts of doctors eventually sicken the grow cold.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
The devil gives you what you want. Only the Lord takes away.
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
"Then what the Hell is the point?"
Why does there have to be a point to your life?
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
"What we imagine of other people is seldom more than a reflection of what's in our own hearts."
- William Barton, "The Transmigration offf Souls"
'You are a man, Elric of Melnibone. That is why I saved you. There are few men in any world.'
- Michael Moorcock, "Elric of Melnibone'''
Discipline: Willing to do the things today others won't do to have the things tomorrow others won't have.
- Anonymous
You don't have to be great to get started, but you have to get started to be great.
- Anonymous
Success: The progressive realisation of a worthy ideal.
- Anonymous
Memory says "I did that." Pride replies, "I could not have done that." Eventually, memory yields.
- Nietzsche
Not everyone can be equal in wealth, but no one should have to starve.
- Tanya Huff, "Sing the Four Quarters"
"You're forgetting that in an emotional response, rational thought has no place. If you can manage to invoke two or more conflicting emotional responses, rational thought has no chance."
- Tanya Huff, "Sing the Four Quarters"
Four younger brothers had taught her that, moral position aside, children might as well be told the truth because no adult could predict how they'd react to it.
- Tanya Huff, "Sing the Four Quarters"
"You can't be more if the cost is an innocent life."
- Tanya Huff, "Sing the Four Quarters"
Sometimes, the best way to avoid detection was to call attention to oneself.
- Irene Radford, "The Glass Dragon"
"What kind of god makes love a sin? . . . Too little of it in this world as it is."
- Tanya Huff, "The Fire's Stone"
"Perhaps he would not have. But a powerful man with no power is dangerous."
- Tanya Huff, "The Fire's Stone"
But there was a price. No one asked you to pay it, but the very absence of demand was a moral obligation.
- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladies"
People've got enough to cope with just being people.
- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladies"
Gods might note the fall of a sparrow, but they didn't make any effort to catch them.
- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladies"
The price for being the best is always . . . having to be the best.
- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladies"
Animals can't murder. Only superior races can murder. That's one of the things that sets us apart from animals.
- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladies"
. . . the will that was desire, the will so strong it could not be resisted by all the powers of normality . . .
- Diane Duanne, "Deep Wizardry"
"There is no joy that has not tasted first of grief."
- Mercedes Lackey, "Arrow's Flight"
No one honours a saint on his hearthstone.
- Mercedes Lackey, "Arrow's Flight"
The final proof of the omnipotence of God: He doesn't have to exist in order to save us.
- Peter DeVries
Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.
- Thomas Jefferson
To have arrived on this earth as a product of a biological accident, only to depart through human absurdity, would be the ultimate irony.
- R. Leaky, "Origins"
Can't we all just get along?
- Rodney King
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet.
- Napoleon
All religions have been made by man.
- Napoleon
You don't want abortions, you want battered children
You want to ban the pill as if that solves the problem
Now you wanna force us to pray in school
God must be dead if you're such a fool.
- Dead Kennedys "Moral Majority"
Where do we find a precept in the Bible for Creeds, Confessions, Doctrines and Oaths, and whole carloads of other trumpery that we find religion encumbered with in these days?
- John Adams
We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough religion to make us love one another.
- Jonathan Swift
The doctrine of the divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity.
- John Adams
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
- Stephen Roberts
No kingdom has shed more blood than the kingdom of Christ.
- Montiesque
When I think of all the harm the Bible has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it.
- Oscar Wilde
[Fundamentalists] never wonder why, if herpes is sent by "god" to scourge "adulterers," whooping cough and measles weren't purposely created to lambaste children.
- Fred Woodworth
I was born a heretic. I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows.
- Susan B. Anthony
History is rarely made by reasonable men.
- Terry Goodkind, "Blood of the Fold"
Incompetence more often saps genius than other lesser lights.
- R B Sparkman, "The Art of Manipulationnn"
"What makes you think you have the right to tell the Gods how things ought to be done?"
"What makes them think They had the right?"
- Diane Duane, "The Book of Night with MMMoon"
Society owes more to those who break the laws than to those who keep them.
- Salvador Dali.
"I can say something to you, Denice, but all I've done is move the air. I've caused no sensation in you; you cause whatever effect is achieved, based on how you interpret what I've said."
- Daniel Keys Moran, "The Long Run"
To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price on conjecture.
- Anatole France
Victims of curcumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.
- Deborah Christian, "Mainline"
You are gaining in wisdom. Pain is the price of wisdom.
- Ben Bova, "Orion Among The Stars"
No miracle has ever taken place except under conditions which science can accept. Experience shows, without exception, that miracles occur only in times and countries in which miracles are believed in, and in the presence of people who are disposed to believe in them.
- Ernest Renan
'There are two kinds of intelligent creatures in the galaxy: those who can fight, and those who are extinct."
- Ben Bova, "Orion Among The Stars"
"It is not rational to expect a man to stand and fight when he is being shot at. A sane man would turn and run for safety. Training takes care of that."
- Ben Bova, "Orion Among The Stars"
"I wonder what it's like to be a plasma cloud." . . .
"Peaceful," said Frede
"Mind-expanding."
"Just plain expanding."
- Ben Bova, "Orion Among The Stars"
. . . like letting a five year old loose in a pet shop with a chain saw.
- James Bibby, "Ronan the Barbarian" >>
Meaningless people have to be sophisticated, because they have nothing else.
- David Eddings, "The Losers"
What greater power can you have than to be able to make someone not only do what you want them to but think what you want them to as well?
- David Eddings, "The Losers"
You can cure somebody of anything if you put him in a cult and grind off all individuality and alienate him from such distractions as family, friends, wives -- that sort of thing.
- David Eddings, "The Losers"
"It is not power and wealth that corrupt, my lady, but the lust for power and wealth."
- Mercedes Lackey, "Wings of Fire"
It is easy for parents to pull the strings that make one dance. . . . After all, they are the ones who tied those strings in place.
- Mercedes Lackey, "Spring Plowing at Fooorst Reach"
Thus Athenian democracy was often guided by bursts of emotion rather than carefully-reckoned reality, a danger that lurks in the shadow of every democracy -- including our own.
- Ben Bova
As flies to wanton boys, we are to gods;
They kill us for their sport.
- Shakespeare, "King Lear"
Every time I smoke a cigarette, I keep a whole chain of people round the world in business.
- Ghandi
But only by noncontention
is there nothing extreme.
- Tao Te Ching
Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.
- Stephen Vizinczey
The most important service rendered by the press is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.
- Samuel Butler
Yahweh, therefore, had become the one and only God. There was no attempt to justify his claim philosophically. As always, the new theology succeeded not because it could be demonstrated rationally, but because it was effective in preventing despair and inspiring hope. Dislocated and displaced as they were, the Jews no longer found the cult of Yahweh alien and disturbing. It spoke profoundly to their condition.
- Karen Armstong, "A History of God" >>
Thirty spokes join at the hob:
their use for the cart
is where they are not.
- Tao Te Ching
Therefore when faith is insufficient
and there is disbelief
It is from the high value placed on belief.
- Tao Te Ching
Skilled warriors of old were subtle,
mysterious powerful,
so deep they were unknowable.
Just because they were unknowable
I will try to describe them.
- Tao Te Ching
When intelligence comes forth
there is great fabrication.
- Tao Te Ching
Eliminate craft, abandon profit,
and theft will no longer exist.
- Tao Te Ching
How far apart are yes and yeah?
How far apart are good and bad?
- Tao Te Ching
If you are feared by others you cannot but therefore fear others.
- Tao Te Ching
Most people celebrate
as if they were barbecuing a slaughtered cow
- Tao Te Ching
To speak rarely is natural
- Tao Te Ching
Is it empty talk, the only saying
that tact keeps you whole?
When truthfulness is complete,
it still resorts to this.
- Tao Te Ching
People who are not good
are students of people who are not good.
- Tao Te Ching
Brambles grow where an army has been;
there are always bad years after a war.
- Tao Te Ching
. . . when you are in an ascendancy of power
you handle it as you would a mourning.
When you have killed many people
you weep for them in sorrow.
When you win a war,
you celebrate by mourning.
- Tao Te Ching
Therefore virtue comes after loss of the Way;
humanity comes after loss of virtue,
duty comes after loss of humanity,
courtesy comes after loss of duty.
- Tao Te Ching
Those who know others are wise;
those who know themselves are enlightened.
Those who overcome others are powerful;
those who overcome themselves are strong.
Those who are contented are rich;
those who act strongly have will.
Those who do not lose their place endure;
those who die without perishing live long.
- Tao Te Ching
Should you want to weaken something,
you must deliberately let it grow strong.
- Tao Te Ching
Foresight is the flower of the Way,
and the beginning of ignorance too.
- Tao Te Ching
Therefore nobility is rooted in humility,
loftiness is based on lowliness.
This is why high people refer to themselves
as alone, lacking, unworthy.
Is this not being rooted in humility?
So there is no praise in repeated praise;
they don't want to be like jewels or stones.
- Tao Te Ching
The things people dislike
are only to be alone, lacking, and unworthy;
yet these are what monarchs call themselves.
Therefore people may gain from loss,
and may lose from gain.
What others teach,
I also teach.
The strong cannot master their death:
I take this to be the father of teachings.
- Tao Te Ching
I know that knowledge is pain, but so is ignorance once one has sensed its presence.
- Brian W Aldiss, "The Worm That Flies"<<
All children are immortal, until they grow up.
- Brian W Aldiss, "The Worm That Flies"<<
The permutations of intellectual interpretation are endless, but ultimately, I can only act on my desperate will to survive.
- Greg Egan, "Learning To Be Me"
Things do happen, regardless of people's best-laid plans, most heartfelt wishes, and most intense desires.
- Brian Sstableford, "Mortimer Gray's Hiiistory of Death"
It was not tools which created man and gave birth to civilisation, Mortimer Gray proclaimed, but the awareness of mortality.
- Brian Sstableford, "Mortimer Gray's Hiiistory of Death"
What movement is more disturbing than stillness?
- Brian Sstableford, "Mortimer Gray's Hiiistory of Death"
It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.
- Terry Pratchett and Neil Gamain, "Gooddd Omens"
You can learn astronomy in a lifetime, natural history in three, literature in six. And then, after you have exhausted a milliard lifetimes in biology and medicine and theocritisism and geography and history and economics -- why, you can start to make a cartwheel out of the appropriate materials, or spend fifty years learning to beat your adversary at fencing. After that, you can start again on mathematics, until it is time to learn to plow.
- T H White
Most books on witchcraft will tell you witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men,
- Terry Pratchett and Neil Gamain, "Gooddd Omens"
IF PEOPLE KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO DIE, I THINK THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T LIVE AT ALL.
- Terry Pratchett, "Reaper Man"
Designers don't sell clothes, they sell doses of self-confidence.
- Jacob Niefzwicki
'One does not need power, surely, to be happy?'
- Michael Moorcock, "The Hollow Lands"
Overheard or recorded, all marital conversation sounds as if someone must be joking, although usually no one is.
- Lorrie Moore, "Birds of America"
There was nothing as complex in the world -- no flower or stone -- as a single hello from a human being.
- Lorrie Moore, "Birds of America"
We lie mostly submerged, like ice floes, with our visible social selves projecting cool and white.
- Ian McEwan, "Amsterdam"
For once I looked on worlds sublime,
And knew pure beauty, free of time,
Knew unchained joy, untempered hope;
And coward, then, I fled!
- Ernest Wheldrake
Detected now beneath the organ's note,
The organ's groan, the bellows whine;
And what the Sun made splendid,
Bereft of Sun is merely fine!
- Ernest Wheldrake
'My instincts and my reason are both at one.' . . . 'Both tell me that a race that struggles is a race that survives.'
- Michael Moorcock, "The End of all Songggs"
'Madness may only be the expression of ordinary emotional confusion. Fear of madness can cause, I believe, a retreat into the very madness one fears. This is only superficially a paradox. Madness may be said to be a tendency to simplify, into easily grasped metaphors, the nature of the world.'
- Michael Moorcock, "The End of all Songggs"
'To be sinful, one must have a sense of sin.'
- Michael Moorcock, "The End of all Songggs"
So shall they dance till the end of time,
Each face a mask, each mark a sign
Of pride disguised as pain.
Yet pity him who must remain,
His flesh unflayed, his soul untried:
His pain disguised as pride.
- Ernest Wheldrake
But the world has wondrously changed, Granny,
since the days when you were young.
It thinks quite different thoughts from then
and speaks with a different tongue.
The fences are broken, the cords are snapped,
that tethered man's heart to home;
He ranges as free as the wind or the waves, and changes
his shore like foam.
- Alfred Austin
Let us go hence --the night is now at hand;
The day is overworn, the birds all flown;
And we have reaped the crops the gods have sown,
Despair and death, deep darkness o'er the land,
Broods like an owl; we cannot understand
Laughter or tears, for we have only known
Surpassing vanity; vain things alone
Have driven our perverse and aimless band.
- Ernest Dawson, "Last Word"
In ancient shadows and twilights
Where childhood hath stray'd,
The world's greatest sorrows were born
And it's heroes were made.
- G W Russell
Kindle me to constant fire,
Lest the nail be but a nail!
Grant me wings of great desire,
Lest I look within and fail!
- George Merideth, "The Song of Theodoliiinda"
The Christian god can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilisations. The Christian god is a three headed monster; cruel, vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging, three headed beast-like god, one only needs to look at the calibre of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites.
- Thomas Jefferson
Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.
-Thomas Jefferson
People seldom improve when they have no one but themselves to copy after.
- Gold Smith
I no longer need people with the nervous anxiety that hurries us towards every lighted candle when we are young. I believe that one should learn the difference between being lonely and being alone.
- Hector Bolitho, in "This I Believe"
There is too much adulation for the man whom swims the channel and not enough for the man who sits on the beach and contemplates the waters before him.
- Hector Bolitho, in "This I Believe"
I am not too dismayed by the darkness into which mankind has betrayed itself, for I know as only women can know that all new life comes out of darkness through the gateway of agony and anguish to the Light.
- Frances P. Bolton, in "This I Believe"""
If there was one thing in the world I was raised and trained to know, it is that there is only so much you can ask of the gods. Victory in battle is their lightest gift; a quiet heart is your own concern.
- Peter S Beagle, "The Innkeeper's Song"""
Stupid men are often capable of doing things the clever would not dare to contemplate.
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
. . . the more policemen you had, the more crimes seemed to be committed.
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
It might just be possible, by lying very still in a cellar somewhere, to get through a day without committing a crime. But only just. And, even then, you would probably be charged with loitering.
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
And maybe a watchman had seen civilisation with the skin ripped off one time too many, stopped acting like a watchman and starting acting like a human being and realised that the click of a crossbow or the sweep of a sword would make the world so clean.
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay
"You can't fight ignorance with ignorance.
- Andrew Barclay
'Indeed, A True Atheist Thinks Of The Gods Constantly, Albeit In Terms Of Denial. Therefore, Athiesm Is A Form Of Belief. If The Athiest Truly Did Not Believe, He Or She Would Not Bother To Deny.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
. . . 'And power goes to people's heads.'
'And then other people's heads fall off.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
You disbelieved people only when they said they were innocent. Only guilty people were trustworthy. Anything else struck at the whole basis of policing.
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
'You Say To People "Throw Off Your Chains" And They Make New Chains For Themselves?'
'Seems to be a major human activity, yes.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
'Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you."
'Sir?'
'It seems you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.'
'Sir?'
'That's practically Zen.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
Do we die to live or do we live to die?
- Jason Olscamp
Life is a game: there are winners, losers, and cheaters.
- Jason Olscamp
You can only get what you give.
- Laura Barclay
If you assume things, you make an ass out of u and me.
- Unknown
Ah yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.'
- Robin Williams
There's a rumour that there's a rumour going on around here.
- Brian ????
The prophets have always made God's insights visible to man by attributing their own insights to him.
- Karen Armstong, "A History of God" >>
'. . . only the weak hate weakness; only the wounded condemn the pain of others.'
- Michael Moorcock, "Constant Fire"
'You speak of Rights and Precedents, woman. You refer to Choice and Education. But what if they were the very chains that enslave the spirit? I offer you neither security nor responsibility, save the security of knowing your own identity and the responsibility of maintaining it. I offer you Dignity.'
- Michael Moorcock, "Constant Fire"
. . . history taught a cruel lesson. it said -- often in words of blood -- that the true king is the one who gets crowned.
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
To treat a person like a carpet, it is necessary that one do the walking, and the other allow himself to be walked on.
- Mercedes Lackey, "Owlflight"
At the next desk, a tired dwarf was arguing with a vampire. 'Look,' he said, 'it's not murder. You're dead already, right?'
'He stuck them right into me!'
'Well, I've been down to interview the owner of the plant and he says it was an accident. he said he's got nothing against vampires at all. He says he was merely carrying the box of HB Eraser Tips and tripped on the edge of your cloak.'
'I don't see why I can't work where I like!'
'Yes . . . but in a pencil factory?'
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
The corporal manning -- or in this case dwarfing -- the desk was having trouble.
'Again? how many times have you been killed this week?'
'I was just minding my own business!' said the unseen complainer.
'Stacking garlic? You're a vampire, aren't you? I mean, lets see what jobs you've been doing . . . Post sharpener for a fencing farm, sunglass tester for Argus Opticians . . . It is me, or is their some underlying trend here?'
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
The troll turned back to address a worried-looking monk in a brown cassock. 'And?' he said.
'Best if he tells it himself,' said the monk. 'I only work on the next bench.' He put a small jar of dust on the desk. It had a bow tied around it.
'I want to complain most emphatically,' said the dust in a shrill voice. 'I was working five minutes, then splash. It's going to take me days to get back into shape!'
'Working where?' said the troll.
'Nonesuch Ecclastical Supplies,' said the worried monk, helpfully.
'Holy water section,' said the vampire.
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay"
Thirty light years from here, if there are any alien astronomers with radio telescopes, they might be picking up the first episodes of Gilligan's Island, which might explain why we haven't been visited.
- Jaymie Mathews
All jokes are half truth.
- Unknown
Responsibility ends with a corpse.
- Patricia Anthony, "The Holes Where Chiiildren Lie"
"Anything I tell you is an alibi for something else."
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
Whores were ideal women, just as soldiers were ideal men.
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
As our eyes grow accustomed to sight, they armour themselves against wonder.
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
Deprivation is the mother of poetry.
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
There was something disdainful in their speed, disdainful of the eons it took the mountains to smooth out, of the generations of muscle that had cleared the fields, of the labour that had gone into the modern world they rode on. They were aware of the disdain. The barbarians must have ridden Roman highways with the same feeling. We have power now. Who cares what went before?
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
"I know I never saw you. I bur everyone inn my personal vision. I never get their own music . . ."
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
"Humans are lucky to be connected in any way at all, even by the table between them."
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
Manual labour did not free his mind to wander at all. It number his mind, but the anathesis was not sufficiently potent to deliver it form awareness. It could still recognise its bondage.
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
Nobody expected religion to be a challenge or to provide an answer to the meaning of life. People turned to philosophy for that kind of enlightenment.
- Karen Armstrong, "A History of God"
'MIND TELLING US WHAT THE REALITY IS LIKE AROUND HERE?'
The pen wrote +++ On A Scale Of One To Ten -- Query +++
'FINE,' Ridcully shouted.
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
- Terry Pratchett, "Hogfather"
He who spares the bad injures the good.
- Publius Syrus
Ambition is like Tinkerbell -- if you stop believing in it, it dies.
- Tad Williams
Time is the fire in which we burn.
- Star Trek, "Generations"
The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
- Star Trek, "Deep Space Nine"
"I want to leave this goddamned place," I said. It was the first time I'd really known what I wanted, and maybe that's what growing up means."
- Patricia Anthony, "The Last Flight Frooom Llano"
With the first link, the fist chance is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all.
- Judge Aaron Satie
In our sad social condition, our only consolation is the expectancy of another life.
- Martin Luther
The world itself is but a large prison, out of which some are led daily to execution.
- Walter Raleigh
Civilisation is the process of setting man free from men.
- Ayn Rand, "The Fountainhead"
He suspected that this was the last time she would ever confront him like this. He also knew that there was nothing within himself that he could summon to meet her.
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
"We all want to be chinese mystics living in thatched huts, but getting laid frequently."
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
Everybody had to believe in magic. Nobody believed in magic. He didn't believe in magic. Magic didn't believe in magic.
- Leonard Cohen, "The Favourite Game"
The farther backward you look, the farther forward you are likely to see.
- Winston Churchill
To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
- Bertrand Russel
For want of a nail, the shoe was lost;
For want of a shoe, the horse was lost;
For want of a horse, the rider was lost;
For want of a rider, the battle was lost;
For want of a battle, the kingdom was lost.
- Childhood nursery rhyme
Every day, people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
- Lenny Bruce
Never walk when you can run.
- Unknown
So far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain. And so far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
- Albert Einstein
Well, there may be other ways to God, but no gentleman would ever take them.
- Unknown Anglican
One either pursues ones dreams or ones memories.
- Sean Russel, "Beneath The Vaulted Hilllls"
"I am looking for an interlocking component to help me procreate."
- Chris Crewe
Memory is a fiction, a narrative we write and rewrite to explain an ever changing present, a story in which we are the hero, the victim, the wronged, or the incomparable lover. And if memory is a fiction, then what is history?
- Sean Russel, "Beneath The Vaulted Hilllls"
Youth, it seemed, had an undeniable need of company. It was rather like misery in that regard.
- Sean Russell, "Beneath The Vaulted Hilllls"
If it isn't true, it is a happy invention.
- Italian Proverb
Make yourself into a sheep, and you'll find a wolf nearby.
- Russian Proverb
"I am only saying that men go seeking the object of their desire. Perhaps even the creation of that desire. But what they find is invariably different than they imagined or hoped. This strange propensity of mankind is what makes us children -- it is also what makes us great.
- Sean Russell, "Beneath The Vaulted Hilllls"
Faces we see, heart we know not.
- Spanish Proverb
Forever is a long bargain
- German Proverb
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
- Paul Valery
The head is always the dupe of the heart.
- La Rochefoucauld
Every weakling has a tyrant.
- Italian Proverb
War is sweet to those who have not experienced it.
- Erasmus
There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness.
- La Rochfoucauld
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tell me who you're friends are and I'll tell you who you are.
- Cervantes
Judicial reform is no sport for the short-winded.
- Arthur Vanderbilt
Injustice is relatively easy to bear. It is justice that hurts.
- H L Mencken
"You might was well dive into an ocean as try to stop Eldrich. Come to your senses, man, a mage is a force of nature."
- Sean Russell, "Beneath The Vaulted Hilllls"
"Save the indians! Serve them the hearts of Jesuits!"
- Leonard Cohen, "Beautiful Losers"
Perhaps she meant: Come on a journey with me, a journey only strangers can take, and we will remember it when we are ourselves again, and therefore never be merely ourselves again.
- Leonard Cohen, "Beautiful Losers"
If I am not enjoying sunsets, then for whom do they burn?
- Leonard Cohen, "Beautiful Losers"
What is most original in man's nature if often what is most desperate. Thus new systems are forced on the world by men who cannot bear the pain of living with what is. Creators care nothing for their systems except that they be unique.
- Leonard Cohen, "Beautiful Losers"
Looking truth in the fact is not a prime activity of governments.
- Wilhemina Baird, "Psykosis"
The only thing that is impossible is surviving.
- Jason Olscamp
Can the future be truly shorn
From a life to which we're born?
Is each of us a creature free
Or trapped at birth by destiny?
Pity those who believe the latter,
Without freedom nothing matters.
- Dean Koontz
The word apocalyptic has interesting origins. It comes from the Greek apokalupsis, which mean revelation. This derives from the Greek apokaluptein, meaning uncover or disclose. Apo is a Greek prefix meaning from, derived from. Kaluptein means to cover. This is cognate with Kalube, which is cabin, and Kalumma which means woman's veil. Thus apocalyptic describes what happens when a woman's veil is lifted.
- Leonard Cohen, "Beautiful Losers"
I'm rather sorry for them myself.
I'm sorry for anything that comes in contact with humanity.
- Wilhemina Baird, "Psykosis"
"Calling all. This is our last cry before our eternal silence."
- Last Morse Code message of the French Coast Guard (January 31, 1997)
Never cross an idealist. They're kind of hard to rouse, but they're the worlds nastiest beasties if you do. Nobody spreads fire and sword like a really sincere pacifist on a warpath.
- Wilhemina Baird, "Psykosis"
Duties can sometimes be like a pair of comfortable old shoes. We're reluctant to put them aside even when we have new ones.
- David and Leigh Eddings, "Polgara the Sorceress"
It is a long-cherished tradition among a certain type of military thinker that huge casualties are the main thing. If they are on the other side, then this is a natural bonus.
- Terry Pratchett, "Jingo"
When you get to the bottom of it, only half of what we remember actually happened. We tend to modify things to make ourselves look better in our eyes and in the eyes of others.
- David and Leigh Eddings, "Polgara the Sorceress"
"That's the centre of all power, Aunt Pol," he mused. "We can try to act civilized and polite, but at the bottom of it all, the power of any ruler is based on threat."
- David and Leigh Eddings, "Polgara the Sorceress"
A normal humans grasp of reality is very tenuous at best. Our imaginary lives are usually much nicer.
- David and Leigh Eddings, "Polgara the Sorceress"
It's a part of the nature of adolescents to test limits to see how far they can go. The wise parent doesn't permit that to get out of hand. Gentle firmness at the early stages of this testing is far kinder in the long run than they inevitable harshness that becomes necessary later on.
- David and Leigh Eddings, "Polgara the Sorceress"
Look around you. What you see is that which has persisted.
- William Barton and Michael Capobianco,,, "Alpha Centauri"
I want to know what God knows. Everything else is just details.
- Albert Einstein
To know what is right and not to do it, is the worst cowardice.
- John F Kennedy
Civilizations can only be understood by those who are civilized.
- Alfred North Whitehead
He knows. And knowing, he acted. That is the very definition of a rational man.
- William Barton and Michael Capobianco,,, "Alpha Centauri"
I don't deny God, its just that I don't know if He created Man, or Man created Him.
- Dostoevesky
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
- Voltaire
As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
- George Bernard Shaw
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol
Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow that talent to the dark place where it leads.
- Erica Jong
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
- George Bernard Shaw
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
- Charles Schultz, Creator of "Peanuts"
One sign of maturity is the ability to be comfortable with people who are not like us.
- Virgil A. Kraft
If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
- Anonymous
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
- Abraham Lincoln
Volumes can be and have been written about the issue of freedom versus dictatorship, but, in essence, it comes down to a single question: do you consider it moral to treat men as sacrificial animals and to rule them by physical force?
- Ayn Rand
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
- David Dinkins, former NYC Mayor
One does evil enough when one does nothing good.
- German Proverb
To rest one's case on faith means to concede that reason is on the side of one's enemies- that one has no rational arguments to offer.
- Ayn Rand
Add a few drops of malice to a half truth and you have an absolute truth.
- Eric Hoffler
Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent
- Ayn Rand
The taint inherent in absolute power is not its inhumanity but its antihumanity.
- Eric Hoffler
Animals can learn, but it is not by learning that they become dogs, cats, or horses. Only man has to learn to become what he is supposed to be.
- Eric Hoffler
The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do.
- Eric Hoffler
To spell out the obvious is often to call it in question.
- Eric Hoffler
There is apparently no surer way of turning a thing into its opposite than by exaggerating it
- Eric Hoffler
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
- Eric Hoffler
[the intellectual] would rather be persecuted than ignored.
- Eric Hoffler
It is easier to love humanity than to love your neighbor.
- Eric Hoffler
No one has a right to happiness.
- Eric Hoffler
It has often been said that power corrupts. But it is perhaps equally important to realize that weakness, too, corrupts. Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrupts the many. Hatred, malice, rudeness, intolerance, and suspicion are the faults of weakness. The resentment of the weak does not spring from any injustice done to them but from their sense of inadequacy and impotence. We cannot win the weak by sharing our wealth with them. They feel our generosity as oppression.
- Eric Hoffler
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
- H L Mencken
To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason.
- H L Mencken
The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair.
- H L Mencken
It ain't a crime if you don't get caught.
- Unknown (part of a song)
The thing that makes you exception, if you are at all, is inevitably that which must also make you lonely.
- Lorraine Hansberry
The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.
- Omar Bradley
'Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out'
- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"""
Whoever wishes to be a Christian, let him pluck out the eyes of his reason.
- Martin Luther
A man does not die for something which he himself does not believe in.
- Hitler, "Mein Kampf"
The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the devil to keep Christians from running their own country.
- Rev. Jerry Falwell
The inability or unwillingness to hate makes a person worthless. If we do not hate detestable things, the quality of our character is suspect. The Bible commands that we hate.
- H A Dobbs
"Think not that I come to send peace on earth. I come not to send peace, but a sword."
- Attributed to Jesus Christ (Matthew 1000:34)
I believe there is a limit beyond which free speech cannot go, but it's a limit that's very seldom mentioned. It's the point where free speech begins to collide with the right to privacy. I don't think there are any other conditions to free speech. I've got a right to say and believe anything I please, but I haven't got a right to press it on anybody else. .... Nobody's got a right to be a nuisance to his neighbors.
- H L Mencken
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
- from the bible (Psalms 137:9)
It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
- Eugene Ionesco
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest idea of carrying it out in practice.
- Otto Van Bismark
'If I'd had to buy you, you wouldn't have been worth the price.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Wyrd Sisters"
His only fear was that if push came to shove, he might turn out to be even better than he thought himself to be.
- Orson Scott Card, "Heartfire"
Just because your thoughts seem to be the whole world doesn't mean they are visible to anyone else.
- William Barton and Michael Capobianco,,, "Alpha Centauri"
I don't care if he loves me, if Ginny loves me, if anyone loves me. I'm just a man, caught in the usual trap that lies between friendship and sex.
- William Barton and Michael Capobianco,,, "Alpha Centauri"
No one believes anyone who disagrees with them had actually understood the subtleties of their reasoning. Which is why, in the end, we probably will all perish.
- William Barton and Michael Capobianco,,, "Alpha Centauri"
"Ask the average man for one good reason to promote humanity's eternal survival. Don't waste your time waiting for an answer."
- William Barton and Michael Capobianco,,, "Alpha Centauri"
Imagine.
Imagine if death were only a gateway to another life.
Then, no matter what, you could never escape from yourself. horrible.
- William Barton and Michael Capobianco,,, "Alpha Centauri"
"I can't understand divorcing after twenty years of marriage. You're life's already over anyway."
- Laura Barclay
. . . 'the hardest sort of magic is the sort we don't use at all'
- Terry Pratchett, "Wyrd Sisters"
The fear bred by ignorance is more crippling than the wounds earned in gaining knowledge.
- Irene Radford, "The Perfect Princess"<<
After all, it is setting a high price on our opinions to roast men and women alive on account of them.
- Michael de Montaigne
I find it valid to understand man as an animal before I am prepared to know him as a man.
- John Steinbeck
Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.
- G K Chesteron
"the very best thing about being old," Lal said, "is the privilege of remembering exactly what you choose to remember, and no more."
- Peter S Beagle, "Lal and Soukyan"
The only limits are, as always, those of vision.
- James Broughton
All stories are lies, just because they are stories.
- Peter S Beagle, "Lal and Soukyan"
There was nothing, and there was a heritage nearly forgotten yet newly restored. We should have lost, but failure was too hard a foe.
- Cheryl J Franklin, "Fire Get"
When it is not necessary to change, it is necessary not to change.
- Lord Falkland
Children demand impossible things of themselves in secret; only they know why.
- Peter S Beagle, "Choushi-wau's Story"<<
"But as members of the human race, we're all pretty much criminals, in one context or another."
- Michael Kanaly, "Thoughts of God"
Normal people, he knew, have no idea about the kind of world they live in.
- Michael Kanaly, "Thoughts of God"
Is knowledge of physical death such a corrupting agent that rational thought is impossible on the physical plane?
- Michael Kanaly, "Thoughts of God"
If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.
- Sir James Goldsmith
I wash everything on the gentle cycle. It's much more humane.
- Unknown
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
- H Jackson Brown, Jr
Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.
- B C Forbes
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral or fattening.
- Alexander Wollcott
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay for his fee.
- Arnold Glasgow
Learn a new language and get a new soul.
- Czech Proverb
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount is has the nerve to collect.
- Sam Ewing
Heredity is what sets parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
- Laurence Peter
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
- George Patton
The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour.
- Japanese Proverb
The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift.
- Pierre Corneille
Knowledge is gained by learning; trust by doubt; skill by practice; and love by love.
- Thomas Szusz
I knew I was an unwanted baby when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers
A man's greatest strength develops at the point where he overcomes his greatest weakness.
- Elmer G Letterman
It's hard to detect good luck -- it looks so much like something you've earned.
- Fred A Clark
Your friend is the man who knows all about you and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard
The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable.
- Paul Pean
If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
- Helen Castle
A stumble may prevent a fall.
- English Proverb
If you truly wish to understand something, try to change it.
- Kurt Lewis
The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else.
- Martina Navratilova
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen
Is evil simply a goal unto itself?
- Michael Kanaly, "Thoughts of God"
Whoever says that money can't buy you happiness doesn't know where to shop.
- Telegraph Magazine
The more original the discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.
- Arthur Koestler
Ender didn't like fighting. He didn't like Peter's kind, the strong against the weak, and he didn't like his own kind either, the smart against the stupid.
- Orson Scott Card, "Ender's Game"
It all confirmed his theory that people spent large chunks of their time learning things that wee absolutely useless to living. That people, even the supposedly smart ones, had no idea why they were here, and knew even less about what it was they were supposed to be doing.
- Michael Kanaly, "Thoughts of God"
Those who live by compassion are often canonised. Those who like by justice are often crucified.
- J D Crossan
"In my experience, influence is power."
- Orson Scott Card, "Ender's Game"
"I think you underestimate Ender."
"But I fear I also underestimate the stupidity of the rest of mankind. Are we absolutely sure that we ought to win this war?"
- Orson Scott Card, "Ender's Game"
One sacrifices convenience for real power . . .
- Melissa Scott, "Empress of Earth"
"Trial and error isn't a bad way to learn how to build an aircraft, but it can be a disastrous way to learn how to build a civilisation."
- Daniel Quinn, "Ishmael"
"I don't think you can start wanting something until you know it exists."
- Daniel Quinn, "Ishmael"
"I asked you a question. A question isn't an argument unless you think you know my answer, and I assure you, Styrka, that you do not."
- Orson Scott Card, "Speaker For The Deaaad"
"This is how humans are: We question all beliefs, except for the ones we really believe, and those we never think to question."
- Orson Scott Card, "Speaker For The Deaaad"
"I think we've taken a step towards something truly magnificent. But humankind almost never forgives greatness."
- Orson Scott Card, "Speaker For The Deaaad"
"When it is a duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure a crime to examine the laws of heat."
- John Morley
We do not inherit this land from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.
- Haida Indian Saying
When life demands more of people than they demand of life -- as is ordinarily the case -- what results is a resentment of life almost as deep-seated as the fear of death.
- Tom Robbins
The most important benefit of population size and growth is the increase it brings to the stock of useful knowledge. Minds matter economically as much as, or more than, hands of mouths.
- Julian Simon
Of all sexual aberrations, perhaps the most peculiar is chasity.
- Remy de Gourmont
We sometimes get all the information, but we refuse to get the message.
- Cullen Hightower
Any man more right than his neighbours constitutes a majority of one.
- Henry David Thoreau
It takes time to ruin a world, but time is all it takes.
- Bernard Le Bovier de Fontenelle
. . . in matters of faith, inconvenient evidence is always suppressed while contradictions go unnoticed.
- Gore Vidal.
It is only doubt that creates. It is only the minority that counts.
- H L Mencken
I really don't think I'm all that good . . . But someone who's competent in an age of incomptetency appears to be extraordinary.
- Billy Joel
It isn't illusion. That I write is a reality. Life is art and science. Look at your hand. What do you see? Flesh? Bone? Atoms? It's all moving. Electrons and quarks exist in constant motion. You think you know what reality is? Reality is an artefact of our sense.
- C J Cherryh, "Visible Light"
"But who is a fool?"
"Any of us. Mostly those who never wonder if they're fools."
- C J Cherryh, "Visible Light"
We can't see the atoms dance: we can scarely see the stars. We're suspended between these two abysses of the infinitely small and the infinitely vast, and we deceive ourselves if we believe too much in the blue sky and the green earth.
- C J Cherryh, "Visible Light"
It's all one system, from the dustmote to the star. It's only that our systems are too small.
- C J Cherryh, "Visible Light"
I think two kinds of humanity create events: fools and visionaries. Chaos itself may be an illusion. Perhaps what we do does matter. I think it's a chance worth taking. I'd hate to leave it all to fools.
- C J Cherryh, "Visible Light"
Politics are about power. We cannot escape that truth or its consequences. We dream of a better world, but it is in Utopia -- that is, nowhere.
- Denis Wiliam Brogan
'We had a missionary society, and we collected money so that we could purchase certain basic comforts.'
'And these "poor" ones, they exist so that you mighty exercise your own impulses towards "nobility" and "self-sacrifice." I understand!'
- Michael Moorcock, "The End of All Songggs
Concentrated political power is the most dangerous thing on earth.
- Rudolph Rummel
Do you realise if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candle light?
- Al Boliska
Marriage is not a word but a sentence.
- Anonymous
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
- Bob Hope
Headaches are all in your mind.
- Anonymous
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
- Al Boliska
"Human thought is thought that opens up into the future, and the future is inescapably the domain of the gods. Crossing the border, you can't help but meet them"
- Daniel Quinn, "The Story of B"
"We are unable to alienate ourselves from nature or to "live against" it. We can no more alienate ourselves from nature than we can alienate ourselves from entropy. We can no more live against nature than we can live against gravity. On the contrary, what we're seeing here more and more clearly is that the processes and phenomena of the world are working on us in exactly the same way that they work on all other creatures. Our lifestyle is evolutionarily unstable -- and is therefore in the process of eliminating itself in the perfectly ordinary way."
- Daniel Quinn, "The Story of B"
Real secrets can be kept by publishing them on billboards.
- Daniel Quinn, "The Story of B"
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
- Unknown
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
- Anonymous
"Once upon a time is the only true enchantment the elves left us, the gift of truthful lies and travel in time and space."
- C J Cherryh, "Visible Light"
"And that is history but another myth, with the poetry taken out?"
- C J Cherryh, "Visible Light"
"You know that's all myths could be. Truth. A system of truth made as simple as its hearers."
- C J Cherryh, "Visible Light"
"It's so easy to take what others give us. Gifts are hard to say no to."
- C J Cherryh, "Visible Light"
Michael Celluci is an honourable man, and the opinions of honourable men are sometimes all we have to define ourselves by.
- Tanya Huff, "Blood Debt"
"Each of us singly wields the power output of a Mesopotamian Empire -- without even thinking about it. We can afford to."
- C J Cherryh, "Visible Light"
"Simple things are almost the hardest to explain, Julie. Showing someone how to tie a shoelace is easy. Explaining it is almost impossible."
- Daniel Quinn, "My Ishmael"
Why he struggled with the world of women, he did not know. It was not for him. He did not speak the language and remained a foreigner, always with the attendant feeling of being in another culture.
- Sean Russell, "Sea Without A Shore"
There is an accumulative cruelty is a number of men, though none in particular are ill-natured.
- Lord Halifax
In war, the stronger overcomes the weaker. In business, the stronger imparts strength to the weaker.
- Frederic Bastiat
The history of the race, and each individuals experience, are think with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie well told is immortal.
- Mark Twain
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him think.
- Anonymous
Our whole evolution up to this point shows that human groups spontaneously evolve patterns of behaviour, as well as patterns of training people for that behaviour, which tend on the balance to lead people to create rather than destroy. Humans are, on net balance, builders rather than destroyers.
- Julian Simon
The fool wonders, the wise man asks.
- Benjamin Disraeli
There is one right I would not grant anyone, and that is the right to be indifferent.
- Elie Wiesel.
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
- Leo Tolstoy
A man receiving charity always hates his benefactor -- it is a fixed characteristic of the human race.
- George Orwell
Fundamental progress has to do with the reinterpretation of basic ideas.
- Alfred North Whitehead
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
- Anonymous
The desire to belong is partly the desire to lose oneself.
- Eric Hoffler
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
- John Morley
The saviour who wants to turn men into angels is as much a hater of humanity as the totalitarian despot who wants to turn them into puppets.
- Eric Hoffler
Unsafe sex is both suicidal and homicidal
- Ronny Galicki
. . . there is no alienation that a little power won't cure.
- Eric Hoffler
Hate has a reason for everything
But love is unreasonable
- V. Raiuhes Ahaefuthe
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.
- Cicero
Sometimes people fight intolerance in a rather intolerance manner.
- Paul Camdus
In history there were any number of rulers whose perception of events ere so far removed from reality that it led to calamity. Prince Wilam did not want to be one of those -- at any cost. Even if it meant giving up the world as he desired it to be.
- Sean Russell, "Sea Without A Shore"
A touchstone to determine the worth of an "intellectual" -- find out how he feels about astrology.
- Robert Heinlein
When a man stops trying to prove he is a man, he is a man.
- D Talmudge Gasnell
The interpretation of the Bible depends on the ignorance of the gentleman who reads it.
- Robert G Ingersoll
I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather my spark burn out in a brilliant blaze than be stifled in dry rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of my being in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not just exist. I shall use my time.
- Jack London
"But if the worst should occur, do not let silence be your final word."
- Sean Russell, "Sea Without A Shore"
"Think of the knowledge that will be lost!"
"Yes, far too much knowledge and not nearly enough wisdom."
- Sean Russell, "Sea Without A Shore"
The current state of knowledge can be summarised thus:
In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.
- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladies"
People needed to believe in gods, if only because it was so difficult to believe in people.
- Terry Pratchett, "Pyramids"
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
- Anonymous
It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.
- H L Mencken
If atheism is a lack of belief in God, than baldness is a lack of belief in hair.
- Jean Paul Satre
The church is near,
but the roads are icy.
The tavern is far,
But I will walk carefully.
- Ukranian Proverb
Philosophy: questions that may never be answered.
Religion: answers that may never be questioned.
- Anonymous
It is of interest to note that while some dolphins have been reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human has ever been reported to have learned dolphinese.
- Carl Sagan
There can be no such thing, in law or in morality, as actions forbidden to an individual but permitted to a mob.
- Ayn Rand
If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.
- Sean Connery, "Rising Sun"
Too bad the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
- George Burns
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss in life is what dies inside us when we live.
- Norman Cousins
To cherish perfection is to commit creative suicide, and every true artist knows that a masterpiece is an accident that should be burned.
- Barry Hughart, "The Story of the Stoneee"
When seeming is taken for being, being becomes seeming.
When nothing is taken for something, something becomes nothing.
- Barry Hughart, "The Story of the Stoneee"
"Godhood cannot be refused," Envy said, and the wry tone of his voice suggested he was not talking about Yu Lan when he added, "But it need not be sought."
- Barry Hughart, "Eight Skilled Gentlemaaan"
Knowledge gained out of fear or hope of reward holds you in ignorance.
- Frank Herbet, "The God Makers"
Wordly use of power can destroy an angel. This is the lesson of peace. Loving peace and pursuing peace are not enough. One must also love one's fellows. Thus one learns the dynamic and loving conflict that we call life.
- Frank Herbet, "The God Makers"
"The fact that a name exists for something does not mean that thing exists."
- Frank Herbet, "The God Makers"
. . . "The rewards are great if one succeeds, but the rewards are great because so few succeed."
- Og Mandino, "The Greatest Salesman in the World"
It isn't intellect that connects us to other people, it is feeling.
- Charles Fowler
All we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
- Edgar Allen Poe
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
- John Updike
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
- Henrik Tikkamen
The perception of beauty is a moral test.
- Henry David Thoreau
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
- Arthur Watson
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
- Lily Tomlin
Why should intelligent species be immune to the threat of extinction that looms over every species that ever came to be?
- Orson Scott Card, "Xenocide"
The reality of the other person is not what he reveals to you but in what he cannot reveal to you. Therefore, it you would understand him, listen not to what he says but rather what he does not say.
- Kahil Gibran
And what did it matter is his tears tonight had self-pity in them? She had shed a few like that herself. Grief, she reminded herself, is almost only for the mourners loss.
- Orson Scott Card, "Xenocide"
You don't protect the truth by keeping other people from knowing it.
- Orson Scott Card, "Xenocide"
Food only looks good to a hungry man.
- Orson Scott Card, "Xenocide"
"You can deny any sacrifice by claiming that it made the sufferer feel so good to do that it really wasn't a sacrifice at all, but just another selfish act."
- Orson Scott Card, "Xenocide"
People should only be blamed or praised for what they meant to do.
- Orson Scott Card, "Xenocide"
<So you, too, are a believer.>
<I understand belief.>
<No -- you desire belief.>
<I desire it enough to act as if I believed. Maybe that's what faith is.>
<Or deliberate insanity.>
- Orson Scott Card, "Xenocide"
"If you tell what you know, everybody is wiser. If you keep it a secret then everybody is a fool."
- Orson Scott Card, "Xenocide"
"When you don't understand the consequences of your acts, how can you be blamed for them?"
. . . "You don't take the blame," he answered, "But you still take the responsibility. For healing the wounds you caused."
- Orson Scott Card, "Xenocide"
It wasn't that he lacked faith. But faith wasn't enough. He wanted knowledge.
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum"
The smug look of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed.
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum"
"Mythology's just the folk tales of people who won 'cos they had bigger swords."
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum"
The reward for toil had been more toil. If you dug the best ditches, they have you a bigger shovel.
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum"
And the trouble with not asking for anything in return was that you sometimes didn't get it.
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum"
"The supernatural can sometimes be very annoying until one finds the key that transforms it into science.
- Barry Hughart, "Bridge of Birds"
"Nothing on the face of earth -- and I do mean nothing -- is half so dangerous as a children's story that happens to be true, and you and I are wandering blindfolded through a myth designed by a maniac."
- Barry Hughart, "Bridge of Birds"
If you were on trial for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?
- Bumper Sticker
"Well, it's an idea, and even a bad idea is better than none," said Master Li. "Error can point the way to truth, while empty handedness can only lead to more empty handedness or to a career in politics."
- Barry Hughart, "Bridge of Birds"
Mediocrity recognises nothing higher than itself. Talent instantly recognises genius.
- Peter James, "The Truth"
By right means, if you can, but by any means make money.
- Horace
Languages serve not only to express though but to make possible thoughts which could not exist without it.
- Bertrand Russell
But as long as the task is both onerous and repetitive, I discovered, the mid is not only free to wander to more imaginative climes, it actually flees to higher planes.
- Dan Simmons, "Hyperion"
Unjust laws have to be fought ideologically; they cannot be fought or corrected by means of mere disobedience and futile martyrdom.
- Ayn Rand
Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward; they may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"DOS computers, manufactured by millions of companies, are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form."
- The New York Times, November 26th, 1999996
As to the book called the bible, it is blasphemy to call it the Word of God. It is a book of lies and contradictions and a history of bad times and bad men.
- Thomas Paine
Nothing is so easy as to deceive oneself; for what we wish, we readily believe.
- Demosthenes
The mind of each man is the man himself.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero
I have a deep distrust of anyone who is not insecure.
- Roger A Bird
Wherever the real power in a government lies, there is the danger of oppression. In our Government the real power lies in the majority of the community...
- James Madison
...one of the tests of a theory is that, once grasped, it appears self-evident.
- Arthur Koestler
Barbarian invasions would be superfluous: we are our own Huns.
- Bertrand de Jouvenal
Beware the fury of a patient man.
- John Dryden
It is not enough to have great qualities, we should also have the management of them.
- Francois de La Rochefoucald
Heresy is only another word for freedom of thought.
- Graham Greene
Rob the average man of his life-illusion, and you rob him of his happiness at the same stroke.
- Henrik Ibsen
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
- Robert Heinlein
Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, and something you give away!
-Robert Fulghum
If there is no struggle there is no progress.
- Frederick Douglass
Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.
- George Bernard Shaw
Idealism without realism is impotent. Realism without idealism is immoral.
- Richard Nixon
Many people genuinely do not want to be saints, and it is probable that some who achieve or aspire to sainthood have never felt much temptation to be human beings.
- George Orwell
Truth against the world.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
In a general view, there are few conquests that repay the charge of making them, and mankind are pretty well convinced that it can never be worth their while to go to war for profit's sake. If they are made war upon, their country invaded, or their existence at stake, it is their duty to defend and preserve themselves, but in every other light, and from every other cause, is war inglorious and detestable.
- Thomas Paine
A fact never went into partnership with a miracle. Truth scorns the assistance of wonders. A fact will fit every other fact in the universe, and that is how you can tell whether it is or is not a fact. A lie will not fit anything except another lie.
- Robert G. Ingersoll
Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.
- Robert Heinlein
Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.
- Ben Franklin
Painting is silent poetry, and poetry painting that speaks.
- Simonides
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
- Kimberly Johnson
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
- M. Cartmill
The monuments of wit survive the monuments of power.
- Francis Bacon
Individuality is the aim of political liberty. By leaving the citizen as much freedom of action and of being as comports with order and the rights of others, the institutions render him truly a freeman. He is left to pursue his means of happiness in his own manner.
- James Fenimore Cooper
Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge.
- Alfred North Whitehead
If all mankind were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, then he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
- John Stuart Mill
Don't lie and you won't have to remember any.
- Chinese Proverb
The main fuel to speed the world's progress is our stock of knowledge, and the brake is our lack of imagination.
- Julian Simon
Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge.
- Alfred North Whitehead
Individuality is the aim of political liberty. By leaving the citizen with as much power and freedom as comparts with order and the rights of others, the institution renders him truly a free man. He is left to peruse his means of happiness in his own manner.
- James Fenimore Cooper
The main fuel to speed the world's progress is our stock of knowledge, and the brake is our lack of imagination.
- Julian Simon
Just about anyone can go out and get a deer. If nothing else, you can hit it with your car.
- Linda Haccius
"Many great ideas are not unique. They only become unique when the men who have the wherewithal to actually implement them come together."
- Robin Hobb, "Ship of Magic"
The first thing a man will do for his ideals is lie.
- J A Schumpter
Perception was the goal and all that really mattered. Perception was easily accomplished, required little effort, and it never had to stand the test of reality.
- Terry Goodkind, "Soul of Fire"
"Once you place the crown of liar on your head, you can take it off again, but it leaves a stain for all time."
- Terry Goodkind, "Soul of Fire"
A man's hatred is always concentrated on that which makes him conscious of his bad qualities.
- Carl Jung
Destiny is the invention of the cowardly and the resigned.
- Ignazio Silone
It does not matter what a man hates, provided he hates something.
- Samuel Butler
The highest stage in moral culture at which we arrive at is when we recognise that we ought to control our own thoughts.
- Charles Darwin
"I find out what I really want by seeing what I do," said Ender. "That's what we all do, if we're honest about it."
- Orson Scoot Card, "Children of the Minnnd"
But then, I would rather be mocked for doing a good thing than to be respected, knowing I have done wrong.
- Orson Scoot Card, "Children of the Minnnd"
"Knowledge is just opinion you trust enough to act upon."
- Orson Scoot Card, "Children of the Minnnd"
"Even gentle people recognise that sometimes the decision not to kill is a decision to die."
- Orson Scoot Card, "Children of the Minnnd"
"Suicide is a desperate attempt to get rid of an unbearable agony. It's not a noble decision to let someone with more value go on living instead of you."
- Orson Scoot Card, "Children of the Minnnd"
"I always felt such pity for you humans because you could only think of one thing at a time and your memories were imperfect and . . . now I realise that just getting through the day without killing somebody can be an achievement."
- Orson Scoot Card, "Children of the Minnnd"
The reason teaching has to go on is that children are not human, they are made so.
- Jaques Barzun
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
- Oscar Wilde
We live in an age where pizza gets to your door before the police.
- Jeff Marder
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
- Oscar Wilde
"We tell lies when we are afraid . . . afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing we fear grows stronger."
- Tad Williams, "To Green Angel Tower"
Show me the books he loves, and I shall show the man far better than through mortal friends.
- S W Mitchell
Television is the first truly democratic culture -- the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people want.
- Cilve Barnes
Civilisation is a stream with banks. The stream is sometimes filled with blood from people killing, stealing, shouting, and doing things historians usually record, while on the banks, unnoticed, people build homes, make love, raise children, sing songs, write poetry and even whittle statues. The story of civilisation is what happens on the banks.
- Will Durant
Absence extinguishes small passion but increases great ones, as the wind blows out a candle, and blows in a fire.
- Francois de La Rouchefoucauld
You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
- Anonymous
Think big. Pollute the Mississippi.
- Anonymous
Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
- Anonymous
A fools brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into Pedantry. Hence university education.
- George Bernard Shaw
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object ot it.
- George Bernard Shaw
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom to never use either.
- Mark Twain
Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain
The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.
- Terry Pratchett, "Witches Abroad"
I have never met a greater monster or miracle than myself.
- Montaigne
'The good are innocent, and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Witches Abroad"
The unexamined life is not worth living.
- Socrates
If all else fails, immortality may be achieved by spectacular error.
- J K Galbraith
If thine enemy has wronged thee, by each of his children a drum.
- Chinese Proverb
Better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a pig satisfied.
- David Hume
Horse snese is what keeps a horse from betting on people.
- W C Fields
Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.
- Oscar Wilde
I have simple tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
- Oscar Wilde
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temter when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
- Oscar Wilde
If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.
- Unknown
Certainly there are things in life that one can't buy, but it's very funny -- did you ever try buying them without money?
- Ogden Nash
At group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
- The Washington Post
Garbage In = Gospel Out
- Anonymous
In our civilisation, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honoured that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
- Ambrose Bierce
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
- Lily Tomlin
When in doubt, use brute force.
- Ken Thompson
Common sense is a collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
- Albert Einstein
To fall in love is easy, even to remain in love is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade though who's steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.
- Anna Loise Strong
Indeed, what could Reason ever accomplish for mankind by itself, without Passion to drive it on?
- David Brin, "Earth"
"Anyone who tries to predict the future is a fool. Present company included. A prophet without a sense of humour is just stupid."
- David Brin, "Earth"
Only when you truly study a subject do you find out how little you knew all along.
- David Brin, "Earth"
Ah, he thought, but we are legion. I contain multitudes. And some of the people making up "me" aren't grown-ups at all.
- David Brin, "Earth"
We all create monsters in our minds. The only important difference may be which of us lets our monsters become real.
- David Brin, "Earth"
For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearance, as though they were realities and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are.
- Machiavelli
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously.
- Charles Ketering
Only a mediocre person is always at his best.
- W Maughan
You will not become a saint through other people's sins.
- Anton Chekov
All history is little else than a long succession of useless cruelties.
- Voltaire
There is no such thing as truth.
- Adolph Hitler
Teachers open the door. You enter it yourself.
- Chinese Proverb
"Jesus is not God because God is far beyond our understanding."
- Reverend Bill Phillips
"Words can never express the depth of religious conviction. They never have. That's another reason why we have art, and poetry -- because people can't nail it down. And, God help us, I hope we never can nail it down."
- Reverend Bill Phillips
Ideologies are too seductive anyway. It does a man good to see things from a different point of view.
- David Brin, "Earth"
. . . but talent was a poor substitute for knowing what you were doing!
- David Brin, "Earth"
Clearly, he knew the deeper truth -- that all theories are only metaphors, and at best helpful models of the world.
- David Brin, "Earth"
Without observers, not only is a falling tree without sound . . . it's a concept without meaning.
- David Brin, "Earth"
Could a peasant, if the Aeneid was read to him, pronounce that poem to be utterly faultless, or even assign it to its proper rank among the production of human wit; he, who had never seen any other production?
- David Hume, "Dialogues Concerning Natuuural Religion"
The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite.
- Thomas Sowell
Policies are judged by their consequences, but crusades are judged by how good they make the crusaders feel.
- Thomas Sowell
Poverty is the mother of vice.
- Marcus Aurelius
A little philosophy makes a man an atheist: a great deal reconciles him to religion.
- Francis Bacon
Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous: those in philosophy only ridiculous
- David Hume
But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.
- George Orwell
The Greeks invented logic but were not fooled by it.
- Eric Hoffler
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
- Samuel Johnson
There is a great discovery still to be made in literature: that of laying literary men by the quantity they do not write.
- Unknown
We prefer the past to the future, because the past has been tried before.
- Herbert Lomas, "Who Needs Money?"
"The truth is like sunlight, and people used to think it was good for you."
- from "King of the Hill"
"But everything is useful," he said, "it must be or it just isn't anything. It doesn't count"
- Malcolm Quantrill
Business men tell us they ought to be running the country, as if they weren't already. They tell us they should govern it because they are practical and efficient. This is business efficiency: an executive says "Look, we've cornered the market at last. Now that we've eliminated our competitors, we can increase prices as we like. But to do that, we have to keep selling. Our products last a year. If we make it last nine moths, we shall increase our sales by 25%."
- Herbert Lomas, "Who Needs Money?"
It is no use appealing to honour now, however. That's rather like warning the motorist to drive carefully, when its really the roads that are dangerous, and the type of car.
- Herbert Lomas, "Who Needs Money?"
Or what is it you buy so dear
With your pain and with your fear?
The seed ye sow, another reaps;
The wealth ye find, another keeps;
The robes ye weave, another wears;
The arms ye forge, another bears.
- Shelley
It's like a metaphor for our society: cased in armour, explosive, unnecessarily complicated, antiquated, preserved against all reason. Our society had two engines too: an exchange system, and a money system that complicates and messes up the exchange to the point of ultimate destruction.
- Herbert Lomas, "Who Needs Money?" >>
" . . .talking wealth from the poor in the west and giving it to the rich in the east."
- Unknown (on Foreign Aid)
. . . Mixed in one might torrent did appear,
Some flying from things they feared,
And some seeking the object of another's fear.
- Shelley
The very notions of "modern" and "up-to-date" are substitutes for thought -- themselves unexamined ideas used to promote unthinkingness.
- Herbert Lomas, "Who Needs Money?"
It is not change that is destructive, but inflexible resistance to it.
- Herbert Lomas, "Who Needs Money?"
The difference between a successful inventor and an unsuccessful one may be his powers of persuasion.
- Herbert Lomas, "Who Needs Money?"
The senior wizard in a world of magic had the same prospects of long-term employment as a pogo stick tester in a minefield.
- Terry Pratchett, "Moving Pictures" >>
'A few twenty mile runs and the dean'd be a different man.'
'Well, yes,' said the Bursar. 'He'd he dead.'
'He'd be healthy.'
'But still dead.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Moving Pictures" >>
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in street cleaning, fruit picking, and subway guitar playing have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
- Terry Pratchett, "Moving Pictures" >>
'The man was mad!'
'He had a very tidy mind,' said the Bursar.
'Same thing.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Moving Pictures" >>
CREATION IS NOT SOMETHING THAT GODS DO, IT IS SOMETHING THAT THEY ARE.
- Terry Pratchett, "Strata"
"He's old. And old men like to think that everything's coming to an end. It makes it a little easier to let things go."
- Cilve Barker, "Sacrament"
Perhaps that was the definition of home, at least for men of his inclination: the solid, certain spot from which all roads led.
- Cilve Barker, "Sacrament"
Better, perhaps, to die in doubt, knowing that there was some revelation still unfound, than to peruse and possess such a wretched certainty.
- Cilve Barker, "Sacrament"
Perhaps the coming challenge is not, as Yeats put it, that 'the centre will not hold,' but that the boundaries are blurring.
- Cilve Barker, "Sacrament"
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
- Finagles Creed
If God lived on earth, people would knock out all his windows.
- Yiddish Proverb
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
- William James
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
- Jules Feiffer
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- Benjamin Disraeli
When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical.
- Jon Carroll
Love at first sight is one of the greatest labour saving devices the world has ever seen.
- Anonymous
Condense soup, not books!
- Anonymous
Tact: the unsaid part of what you're thinking,.
- Anonymous
It's bad luck to be superstitious
- Andrew Mathis
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
-Anonymous
-----------END OF BOOK 3!!!!!!!!!!! -----------------
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
- Neitzsche
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
- Abby Hoffman
Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
- Samuel Beckett
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
- Anonymous
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
- R Geis
Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
- Jules de Gaultier
God is a polytheist
- Anonymous
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but by then I couldn't give up because I was famous.
- Unknown
Modern man is the missing link between apes and humans.
- Unknown
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
- Thomas Jefferson
The trouble with being poor is that it took up all your time
- Anonymous
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
- Thomas Edison
When ever anyone says "theoretically" they really mean "not really."
- Dave Parnas
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
- Anonymous
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
- Anatole France
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
- Gore Vidal
'Then we die gloriously!'
'There's an important word in that sentence,' said the captain, 'and it's not the word "gloriously."'
- Terry Pratchett, "Only You Can Save Maaankind"
'Well, everyone thinks they're a bit mad . . . it's part of being normal.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Only You Can Save Maaankind"
'So what? Dying's easy.'
'I know. It's living that's the problem.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Only You Can Save Maaankind"
How do you think like a human? Go into madness first, probably, then out the other side.
- Terry Pratchett, "Only You Can Save Maaankind"
Information is always to be treasured, Raul. It is behind only love and honesty in a person's attempt to understand the universe.
- Dan Simmons, "Endymion"
Man's tragedy is that he was once a child.
- Neitzsche
Why write a book? No one has asked for it.
Especially those to whom it is directed.
Well? Well, I reply quite calmly that there are too many idiots in the world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.
- Franz Fanon, "Black Skin, White Masks"""
"Somtimes . . .dreams are all that seperate us from the machines."
- Dan Simmons, "The Fall of Hyperion"
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the things nature replaces it with.
- Tenessee Williams
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which to die.
- Unknnown
When an intelligent man expresses a view which seems to us obviously absurd, we should not attempt to prove that it is somehow true, but we should try to understand how it ever came to *seem* true.
- Bertrand Russel
Why is it the biggest outcries against same sex marriage always come from places attempting to uphold the sacred bond between a man and his cousin?
-Will Durst
Laws are only words, words written on paper, words that change on societies whim and are interpreted differently daily by politicians, lawyers, judges and policemen. Anyone who thinks that all laws should always be obeyed would have made a fine slave catcher. Anyone who believes that all laws are applied equally, despite race, religion, or economic station, is a fool.
- John J Miller
First they went after the Communists, and I did not stand up, because I was not a Communist. Then they went after the homosexuals and infirm, and I did not stand up, because I was neither. Then they went after the Jews, and I did not stand up, because I was not a Jew. Then they went after the Catholics, and I did not stand up, because I was Protestant. Finally, they went after me, and there was no one left to stand up for me.
- Pastor Martin Neimoller
Death paused. YOU HAVE PERHAPS HEARD THE PHRASE, he said, THAT HELL
IS OTHER PEOPLE?
'Yes. yes, of course.'
Death nodded. IN TIME, he said, YOU WILL COME TO LEARN THAT IT IS WRONG.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"
"Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son m'etier" (God will forgive me. It's his profession)
- Heinrich Heine
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do."
- Dale Carnegie
"There is no religion higher than truth"
- Unknown
A journey to truth is a journey
without distance to a goal that
has never changed.
- Unknown
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of it."
- Unknown
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The most basic question is not what is best but who shall decide what is best.
- Thomas Sowell
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness - Joseph Conrad
I have laboured sore and suffered death,
And now I rest and draw my breath;
But I shall come and call right soon
Heaven and death and Hell to doom;
And then shall know both devil and man
What I was and What I am
- Anon, 15th century
An untempted woman cannot boast of her chastity.
- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
It is the test of a good religion whether you can make a joke about it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
- Eric Hoffer
To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance.
- Eric Hoffer
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
- H.L. Mencken
...any system of religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child cannot be a true system
- Thomas Paine
We dance round in a ring and suppose, but the Secret sits in the middle and knows
- Robert Frost
"The whore is despised by the hypocritical world because she has made a realistic assessment of her assets and does not have to rely on fraud to make a living."
- Angela Carter (1940-1992), British auttthor.
In this world, who can do a thing, will not;
And who would do it, cannot, I perceive:
Yet the will's somewhat - somewhat, too, the power -
And thus we half-men struggle
- Robert Browning "Andrea Del Sarto" >>
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
- Lewis Carrol, "Jabberwocky"
The fault was grave! I might have known
What far too soon, alas, I learned --
The heart can bind itself alone
And faith may oft be unreturned.
- Matthew Arnold, "Isolation. To Marguerrrite."
Had I not seen the Sun
I could have borne the shade
But Light a newer Wilderness
My Wilderness has made
- Emily Dickinson
The positive testimony of history is that the State invariably had its origin in conquest and confiscation. No primitive State known to history originated in any other manner.
- Albert Jay Nock
That God does not exist, I cannot deny, That my whole being cries out for God I cannot forget
- Jean-Paul Sartre
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there,
They have to take you in.
I should have called it
Something you somehow haven't to deserve."
- Robert Frost, "The Death of the Hired Man" 1914
Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word.
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword.
- Oscar Wilde (The Ballad of Reading Gaoool).
"If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream"
- Shakespeare
I cannot describe life without you because if I did I would never be able to live in a world where you exist
- Unknown
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white men came, an Indian said simply "Ours."
- Vine Deloria, Jr.
"There are plenty of people in this world who will try to hurt you. don't help them by hurting yourself."
- Anonymous
Some see private enterprise as a predatory target to be shot, others as a cow to be milked, but few are those who see it as a sturdy horse pulling the wagon.
- Winston Churchill
Life is what you make of it. If you are persistant in your beliefs, then there may be problems. If you constantly capitulate, then there will be problems
- Unknown
To survive we escape fate. But if you escape fate, whose life do you step into?
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
To be proved true, violence need only occur once. But good is proved true by repetition
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
Athos said: "I can't save a boy from a burning building. Instead, he must save me from the attempt; he must jump to me."
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
Find a way to make beauty necessary. Find a way to make necessity beautiful.
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
"Jakob, try to be buried in ground that will remember you."
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
"The great mystery of wood is not that it burns but that it floats."
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.
- Thomas Sowell
The shadow past is shaped by everything that never happened. Irrisistable, it melts the ground like water through karst. A biography of longing. It steers us like magnetism, a spirit torque
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
This is how one becomes undone by a smell, a word, a place, the photo of a mountain of shoes. By love that closes its mouth before calling its name.
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
In the valley, charred ruins, blackened stone, a terrible silence. A place so empty it was not even haunted.
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
Nothing is sudden. Not an explosion -- planned, timed, wired carefully -- not the burnt door. Just as the earth invisibly prepares its cataclysms, so history is the gradual instant.
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead.
- Robert Lynd
"Jakob, when Nikos died, I asked my father if he believed in God. He said: How do we know there is a God? Because he keeps disappearing."
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
It is not the unknown past we're doomed to repeat but the past we know.
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
And even if an act could be forgiven, no one could bear the responsibility of forgiveness on behalf of the dead. No act of violence is ever resolved. When the ones who can forgive no longer speak, there is only silence.
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
It is not a persons depths you must discover but their accent. Find their path from depth to accent.
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
I think a child knows intuitively that its the most sacred sacred places that are the most frightening.
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
"Who dares to believe he will be saved twice?"
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
What is love at first sight but the response of a soul crying out with sudden regret because it realises it has never before been recognized?
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
From my mother's sleep I fell into the State,
And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze.
Six miles from earth, loosed from the dream of life,
I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters.
When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose.
- Randall Jarrell, "The Death of the Ballll Turret Gunner"
The Secret of Golf: A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus. He said, "Jack, you are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What is your secret?" To which Jack replied, "The holes are numbered!"
- Unknown
I here about the Ozone Layer, Deforestation, Famine, Wars, Floods, Epidemics and I look out my window and I see the kids on the lawn the sun out and birds chirping. Where is all this s**t happening. I think CNN is making it up for ratings
- Bill Hicks
Of all the judgments we pass in life, none is more important than the judgment we pass on ourselves.
- Nathaniel Branden
Death does funny things to people, especially the part of death where the corpse reanimates and tries to kill the living.
- From the "All Flesh Must Be Eaten" RPGGG
"Silence is the language God speaks. Everything else is a bad interpretation."
- Unknown
Forced to choose, the poor, like the rich, love money more than political liberty; and the only political freedom capable of enduring is one that is so pruned as to keep the rich from denuding the poor by ability or subtlety and the poor from robbing the rich by violence or votes.
- Unknown
If the world makes sense to you, you haven't been paying attention.
- Anonymous
The lowest depth to which people can sink before god is defined by the word "journalist"
- Kierkegaard
And even if an act could be forgiven, no one could bear the responsibility of forgiveness on behalf of the dead. No act of violence is ever resolved. When the ones who can forgive no longer speak, there is only silence.
- Anne Michaels, "Fugitive Pieces"
"An apology for the Devil- it must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books."
- Samuel Butler
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
- Bertrand Russell
Fundamentalist religion is the most pervasive vision of central planning, though many fundamentalists may oppose human central planning as a usurpation or "playing God." This is consistent with the fundamentalist vision of an unconstrained God and a highly constrained man.
- Thomas Sowell
Men have ascribed to God imperfections that they would deplore in themselves.
- W. Somerset Maugham
"I have two very rare photographs: one is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car; the other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child."
- Steven Wright
...each new generation born is in effect an invasion of civilization by little barbarians, who must be civilized before it is too late.
- Thomas Sowell
The Perfect Breakfast: Your son's on the front of your Wheaties box. Your mistress is in the center of your Playboy. And your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
- Anonymous
The dews drop slowly and dreams gather: unknown spears
Suddenly hurtle before my dream-awakened eyes,
And then the clash of fallen horsemen and the cries
Of unknown perishing armies beat about my ears.
- W B Yeats. "The Valley Of The Black Piiig:"
In modern war, the longest purse decides oftener than the longest sword.
- David Ramsay
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt dangerous.
- Alfred Adler
Do not seek the truth. Only cease to cherish opinions.
- Zen Saying
We are always making God our accomplice, that so we may legalize our own iniquities.
- Henri Frederic Amiel
It is the test of a good religion whether you can make a joke about it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
The several sorts of religion in the world are little more than so many spiritual monopolies.
- Lord Halifax
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
- Eric Hoffer
To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance.
- Eric Hoffer
It is a perplexing and unpleasant truth that when men already have "something worth fighting for," they do not feel like fighting.
- Eric Hoffer
Almost everyone who has read history in a more than casual manner knows that when the great figure of God appears in a controversy, the shooting cannot be far off.
- Stewart H. Holbrook
Formal religion was organized for slaves; it offered them consolation which earth did not provide.
- Elbert Hubbard
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
- H.L. Mencken
Man cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen.
- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
...any system of religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child cannot be a true system
- Thomas Paine
Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion.
- Mark Twain
Everything that we think God has in his mind necessarily proceeds from our own mind; it is what we imagine to be in God's mind, and it is really difficult for human intelligence to guess at a divine intelligence. What we usually end up with by this sort of reasoning is to make God the color-sergeant of our army and to make Him as chauvinistic as ourselves.
- Lin Yutang
A cult is a religion with no political power.
- Tom Wolfe
We dance round in a ring and suppose, but the Secret sits in the middle and knows
- Robert Frost
The final conclusion is that we know very little, and yet it is astonishing that we know so much, and still more astonishing that so little knowledge can give us so much power.
- Bertrand Russell
The mentality of an army on the march is merely so much delayed adolescence; it remains persistently, incorrigibly and notoriously infantile.
- Albert Jay Nock
"At the heart of judging other people is a feeling of being unworthy."
- Gary Kukav
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith, it is an element of faith
- Paul Tillich
All the others. They'd filled my time, filled my life, kept me from ... whatever it is friends keep you from. Maybe just to keep you from thinking about the meaing of the words you say.
- William Barton, "When We Were Real"
The world's an orphan's home. Shall
we never have peace without sorrow?...
- Marianne Moore "In Distrust of Merits"""
There never was a war that was
not inward; I must fight till I have conquered in myself what
causes war....
- Marianne Moore "In Distrust of Merits"""
When scientific doctrines are mixed up with religious tenets, the same lifeless dogmatism will commonly benumb them both.
- Theodore Gomperz
Attention Earth: The Universe has been reset by peer . . If there is no lag, you should be reborn soon.
"When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge."
- Einstein
You are this world's organ of consciousness, awakening. You are eternity's love for time embodied in human form. Your being and God' being are one.
- Ken Carey
... when in deepest relaxation, you allow these solar winds to blow through the words you have stored in human mind, you realize that these insights, obvious to you in your natural state, are not acknowledged by the human world in which you live through children and poets at times sense them still.
- Ken Carey
"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States."
- President Bush Sr. to Yale's graduatesss.
Science has nothing to be ashamed of, not even in the ruins of Nagasaki.
- Jacob Bronowski
"What is keeping us out of recession is the consumer. There is a risk of a sudden attack of prudence. If people stop living beyond their means, this could turn into a recession."
- David Wyss, economist.
The sense of death is most in apprehension;
And the poor beetle that we tread upon
In corporal sufferance finds a pang as great
As when a giant dies.
- Shakespeare, "Measure for Measure" >>
If certain, when this life was out,
That yours and mine should be,
I'd toss it yonder like a rind,
And taste eternity.
- Dickinson
"The danger of ignorance is only in believing your not ignorant"
- Dr. Anderson
To fall in love is easy, even to remain in love is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade though who's steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.
- Anna Loise Strong
The eagerness of the religious to believe in evil and their lust to crush it comes largely from their desire to do something tangible for the intangible reward they spend their lives awaiting.The eagerness of the religious to believe in evil and their lust to crush it comes largely from their desire to do something tangible for the intangible reward they spend their lives awaiting.
- Poppy Z Brite
We must take out existence as broadly as we possibly can; everything, even the unheard of, must be possible in it. This, underneath it all, is the only courage that is demanded of us: to have courage for the most strange, the most inexplicable.
- Ranier Maria Rilke
People don't behave the way they should; they behave the way they do
- JimBeauben and Karen Caesar
You can only predict things after they have happened.
- Eugene Ionesco
If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.
- William A Orton
What unites us universally is our emotions, our feelings in the face of experience, and not necessarily the actual experiences themselves.
- Anais Nin
We are standing in the storm of our own being.
- Michael Ventura
There is apparently nothing that cannot happen.
- Mark Twain (attributed)
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
- Woody Allen
It seems to me that every work of art is a fantasy, every book or play, painting or piece of music, everything that is made, by craft or talent, out of somebody's imagination. We have all dreamed, and recorded our dreams as best we could.
- Susan Cooper
the well-bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves.
- Oscar Wilde
If i'm playing a video game thats D & D like i want nothing but killing damn it
- Keith`
We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the string we have, and that is our attitude . . . I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.
- Charles Swindoll
If you can keep your head about you when all around you are losing theirs, perhaps you have misunderstood the situation.
- Anonymous
So I asked the raven as he passed by,
I said, "Tell me, raven, why'd you make the sky?"
"The moon and stars, I threw them high,
I needed someplace to be flying."
- Kiya Heartwood, from "Wyoming Wind"
If men had wings and bore black feathers, few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
- Rev. Henry Ward Beecher (mid-1800s)
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important.
- Nancy Sims
Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless.
- Nancy Sims
Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life.
- Nancy Sims
Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
- Nancy Sims
Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each other.
- Nancy Sims
It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find.
- Nancy Sims
The quickest way to receive love is to give love. The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings. Don't dismiss your dreams.
- Nancy Sims
Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been, but also where you're going. Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.
- Nancy Sims
"After a while, hiding important things like the way you feel becomes such an ingrained habit of survival that it turns into second nature. ... and as a result, you wind up hiding emotions not only from other people but from yourself too."
- Michael Cart, "My Father's Scar: A Novvvel"
"Some barbarian heroes are born, some are made, and some have barbarian heroism thrust upon them (up and under the rib cage)."
- from GURPS Discworld
And if you bury me, add three feet to it
One for your sorrow, two for your sweat
And three for the strange things we never forget
And long after we're both gone
The light will stay on
The light will stay on
- Chris Eckman
I almost think it is the ultimate destiny of science to exterminate the human race.
- Thomas Love Peacock
"What I do know is that we all have our hidden currents, no matter how wide and friendly the river seems. Start casting deep enough and who knows what you'll dregde up."
- Charles de Lint, "Someplace to be Flyiiing"
"Mystery has its own mysteries, and there are gods above gods. We have ours, they have theirs. That is what is known as infinity."
- Jean Cocteau
"What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?"
- Irv Kupcinet
"I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world."
- Georges Duhamel
All armed Prophets have been victorious, and all unarmed Prophets have been destroyed.
- Niccolo Machiavelli
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.
- Sir Julian Huxley
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
- Jules Renard
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
- Art Hoppe
The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle
"If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
- Dorthy Parker
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
- Paul Valery
"Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!"
- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
Teachers who offer you the ultimate answers do not possess the ultimate answers, for if they did, they would know that the ultimate answers cannot be given, they can only be received.
- Tom Robbins
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
- Emily Dickinson
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
- Gerry Brown
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca
Please provide the date of your death.
- from an IRS letter
"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
- Richard Nixon, former US President
"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Cooontra testimony
"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally."
- Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign mmminister
"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle
The road of good intentions is paved with Hell.
- Spencer Ante
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
- Samual Goldwyn
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.
- Department of Social Services, Greenviiille, South Carolina
We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce.
- Correction Notice in the Ely Standard,,, a British newspaper
A race of altruists is necessarily a race of slaves. A race of free men is necessarily a race of egoists.
- Max Stirner
Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.
- Anonymous
Eiffel Tower: The Empire State Building after taxes.
- Anonymous.
You have set up in New York Harbor a monstrous idol which you call Liberty. The only thing that remains to complete the monument is to put on its pedestal the inscription written by Dante on the gate of Hell: 'All hope abandon, ye who enter here."
- Shaw
God not only plays dice. He also sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen.
- Steven Hawkins
"A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing. But, you could see it."
- Dave Weinstein
Here lies Jan Smith, wife of Thomas Smith, marble Cutter. This monument was erected by her husband as a tribute to her memory and a specimen of his work. Monuments of this same style are two hundred and fifty dollars.
- Gravestone Inscription
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Anonymous
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?"
- Anonymous
The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bereau].
- Anonymous
Given a conflict, Murphy's law supercedes Newton's.
- Anonymous
Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry.
- Anonymous
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist.
- Anonymous
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
- Anonymous
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.
- Anonymous
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
- Anonymous
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge...others just gargle.
- Anonymous
"Some women get excited about nothing and then marry him.
- Anonymous
High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail.
- Anonymous
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
- Anonymous
Know thyself. If you need help, call the CIA.
- Anonymous
God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them!
- Anonymous
Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.
- Anonymous
As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.
- Anonymous
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Anonymous
Practice makes perfeckt.
- Anonymous
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Fletcher Knebel
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Heck was created for those who refuse to believe in Gosh.
- Anonymous
The trouble with getting a life is making the payments.
- Anonymous
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
- Sam Stevenson
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him.
- Arthur C. Clarke
Religion is a defense against the experience of God.
- Carl Jung
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
- Steven Wright
The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money
- Alexis de Toucqueville
It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.
- Samuel Butler
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
- Anonymous
Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
- Unknown
"I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
- Charles Lamb
There's no reason to bring religion into it. I think we ought to have as great a regard for religion as we can, so as to keep it out of as many things as possible.
- Sean O'Casey
Our social realities are so ugly if seen in the light of exiled truth; beauty is almost no longer possible, if it is not a lie...
- R.D. Laing
Dar knew that if he looked out the west window wall, he could make out Bundy Drive in Brentwood ... where Nicole Simpon and Ronald Goldman had been murdered years before by someone cleverly disguised in the DNA of O.J. Simpson.
- Dan Simmons, "Darwin's Blade"
Men in general judge more from appearance than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of perception.
- Machiavelli, "The Prince"
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals, It's just that they need more supervision.
- from godlovesfags.org
It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.
- from the Principia Discordia
Death is evil; the gods have so judged;
had it been good, they would die.
- Sappho
"The character of a church, a business or a government can be seen in its attitude toward its detractors.
- Hugh Prather
He's a fool who cannot conceal his wisdom.
- Benjamin Franklin
And since in this life greater rewards are often granted to vices than to virtues, few would prefer what is right to what is useful, if they either feared God nor anticipated an afterlife.
- Descartes
The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers, is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience
- James Russell Lovell
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
- Yasutani Roshi
The eye with which I see God is the same eye with which God sees me.
- MeisterEckhart
Boris Dimitrovich Grushenko: I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If he was a carpenter, I wondered what he charged for bookshelves..
- from the movie "Love and Death"
Napoleon: I heard you speaking to someone.
Sonja: Oh, I was praying.
Napoleon: But I heard TWO voices.
Sonja: Well, I do both parts.
- from the movie "Love and Death"
Boris: And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Actually, make that "I run through the valley of the shadow of death-- in order to get OUT of the valley of the shadow of death more quickly, you see.
- from the movie "Love and Death"
Drill Sergeant: One, two, one, two, one, two.
Boris Dimitrovich Grushenko: Three is next, if you're having any trouble.
- from the movie "Love and Death"
Boris: I have no fear of the gallows. Father: No? Boris: No. Why should I? They're going to shoot me. .
- from the movie "Love and Death"
Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
Boris Dimitrovich Grushenko: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
- from the movie "Love and Death"
Soldier: He was from my village. He was the village idiot.
Boris Dimitrovich Grushenko: Yeah, what did you do, place?
- from the movie "Love and Death"
Natasha: I never want to marry, I just want to get divorced..
- from the movie "Love and Death"
As if religion was intended, For nothing else but to be mended.
- Samuel Butler
The endeavor to understand is the first and only basis of virtue.
- Baruch Spinoza
Morality, thou deadly bane,
Thy tens o' thousands thou has slain!
- Robert Burns
Unity and self-sacrifice, of themselves, even when fostered by the most noble means, produce a facility for hating. Even when men league themselves mightily together to promote tolerance and peace on earth, they are likely to be violently intolerant toward those not of a like mind.
- Eric Hoffer
Nothing is so sad as contempt prior to investigation
- Herbert Spencer
If atheism is a lack of belief in God, than baldness is a lack of belief in hair.
- Jean Paul Satre
Jesus said, "Lucky is the lion that the human will eat, so that the lion becomes human. And foul is the human that the lion will eat, and the lion still will become human."
- Thomas 1:7
Jesus said, "Have you found the beginning, then, that you are looking for the end? You see, the end will be where the beginning is.
- Thomas 1:18
His disciples said to him, "is circumcision useful or not?" He said to them, "If it were useful, their father would produce children already circumcised from their mother. Rather, the true circumcision in spirit has become profitable in every respect."
- Thomas 1:53
The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.
- Albert Einstein
One day Chao-Chou fell down i the snow, and called out, "Help me up! help me up!" A monk came and lay down in the snow beside him. Chao-Chou got up and went away.
- Zen Koan
One can never consent to creep when one feels impulsed to soar.
- Helen Keller
The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and the devil are fighting there and the battlefield is the heart of man.
- Dostoyevsky
Contemporary man has rationalized the myths, but he has not been able to destroy them.
- Octavio Perez
When you think Bin Laden, think Hitler. And when you think "the people of Afghanistan" think "the Jews in the concentration camps." It's not only that the Afghan people had nothing to do with this atrocity. They were the first victims of the perpetrators.
- Unknown
Science is facts. Just as houses are made of stones, so science is made of facts. But a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
- Henri Poincare
"Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter."
- Thomas Jefferson, "Letter to Col. Edwaaard Carrington", January 16, 1787
The Earth is a witch and the men still burn her.
- Charlie Murphy
All military forces teach their cannon fodder that wearing a uniform is the path to instant sex. How else do you think they get people to do it ?
- Usenet sig.
Our gayness is not something, like skin colour, or sex, or infirmity, immediately apparent to both us and others. We have to discover our homosexuality, and having discovered it, we have a wide range of options, hardly available to others who are stigmatised, as to how far we should reveal our stigma.
- Dennis Altman, "Homosexual Oppression and Liberation"
After all, to come out means defying the most basic and deep-seated norms of a society that sees itself based exclusively on the heterosexual family structure. The wonder of it is not how many homosexuals are neurotic but how many manage to develop health and productive lives in the face of their repudiation of social norms.
- Dennis Altman, "Homosexual Oppression and Liberation"
"Sometimes one man with courage is a majority.
- Andrew Jackson
"Not all the victims were Jewish, but all Jews were victims, and all the killers were Christian."
- Eli Wiesel, on the WW2 Holocaust
Sacrilege (n.): Anything damaging to things sacred, especially the truth
- Unknown
Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
- Victor Hugo, Ninetythree, 1874
God means us to be free. With divine daring, He gave us the power of choice.
- Cecil B. DeMille
Tread softly, for this is holy ground. It may be, could we look with knowing eyes, this spot we stand on is Paradise.
- Christina Rossetti
I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who would be friends with God must remain alone or make the whole world his friend.
- Mahatma Ghandi
There is no wild beast so ferocious as Christians who differ concerning their faith.
- William Edward Hartpole Lecky
He is free who knows how to keep in his own hand the power to decide, at each step, the course of his life, and who lives in a society which does not block the exercise of that power.
- Salvador de Madariaga
To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.
- Ghose Aurobindo
Maybe Jesus was right when he said the meek shall inherit the earth - but they inherit very small plots, about six feet by three.
- Robert A. Heinlein
"NEW YORK, NY. A man was knocked down by a car and got up uninjured, but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to feign injury in order to collect insurance money. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death."
- Associated Press, 1977
It's only since we've had Steve with us that I've begun to realise how much of himself a man has to give before he's really possessed.
- Sinclair Ross, "As For Me And My Houseee"
Having little care that Life is brief,
And less that art is long.
Success is in the silences,
Though fame is in the song.
- Bliss Carman, "Envio" (1929) These linnnes appear on his tombstone
All their paintings look pretty much alike, the net result being more like a gargle or a gob of porridge than a work of art . . . the Hot Mush of madness.
- H F Gadsbey, art critic who coined theee tern the hot mush madness in an early attack on the Group of Seven (Dec. 12, 1913)
No greater curse can befall a man that to be afflicted with artistic leanings in Canada.
- Frederick Phillip Grove, novelist (195557)
"I am a chief, but my power to make war is gone, and the only weapon left to me is speech. It is only with tongue and speech that I can fight my people's war."
- Chief Dan George, in "My Heart Soarrrs" (1974)
"I think all of us feel a sense of guilt, not so much to the Indian as toward the fact that we haven't really addressed our minds to this problem."
- Pierre Elliot Trudeau, January 13, 196669
"If homosexuality is a disease, let's call in queer to work. "Hello, can't work today, still queer".
- Stephanie Strong
"That homosexuality has been a natural condition of kings, composers, engineers, poets, housewives and bus drivers, and that it has contributed more than its share of beauty and laughter to an ugly and ungrateful world should be obvious to anyone who is willing to peer beneath the surface."
- Martin Greif
There is a catch-22 of sexual shame: you don't think of yourself as repressed until you've made a break with repression. We forget that even very standard sexualities -- in this case, matrimonial heterosexuality -- require not just free will but the public acceptance of sexual knowledge . . .
- Michael Warner, "The Trouble With Normmmal"
I hate the idea of causes, and if I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
- E M Forster.
"I do not mean to say that they are without the reasoning faculty, but they certainly appear excessively stupid. I understand that their numbers decline each year, -- if they were wholly extinct, I do not think the human nation would be a great sufferer by it."
- Hugh Gray, traveller, commenting on thhhe Indian population in "Letters from Canada" (1809).
One hardly knows whether to take an Indian as a problem, a nuisance, or a possibility. He may be considered from a picturesque, philanthropic, or pestiferous standpoint, according to your tastes or opportunities. You may idealise him, or you may realise him.
- Emily Gowan Murphy, early feminist wriiiter (1910)
"I must rouse myself to occupation; and if I cannot find it without, I must create it within."
- Anna Brownell Jameson
It is much worse to be a mediocre artist than a mediocre post office clerk
- Rudolf Bing
FOR SALE: Eight hundred acres highly improved stock farm, located on Pelletier Creek. Would sell on cash instalment basis. If interested, write Fred Hearsay, Duncairn Sask. N.B. I might be tempted to trade the farm for something really useful, say some white mice or goldfish, or even a playful little mouse. F.H.
- Fred Heasay, Sask. farmer, is said to have placed this classified advertisement in a newspaper during the great depression.
Marriage sanctifies some couples at the expense of others. It's selective legitimacy. . . . Without this corollary effect, marriage would not be able to endow anybody's life with significance. The ennobling and the demeaning go together. Marriage does one only by virtue of the other. Marriage, in short, discriminates.
- Michael Warner, "The Trouble With Normmmal"
It seems to me, we must invent religion every moment, as the world invents itself, for the only constant is inconsistancy....It seems to me the purpose of religion is to say: All things are so. An invented thing and a thing we call true; a living thing and a thing we call dead; a visible thing and a thing that is yet to be: All Are So."
- Clive Barker, "Sacrament"
"We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur."
-Dan Quayle
An untempted woman cannot boast of her chastity.
- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
The positive testimony of history is that the State invariably had its origin in conquest and confiscation. No primitive State known to history originated in any other manner.
- Albert Jay Nock
Some see private enterprise as a predatory target to be shot, others as a cow to be milked, but few are those who see it as a sturdy horse pulling the wagon.
- Winston Churchill
It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.
- Thomas Sowell
Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead.
- Robert Lynd
In modern war, the longest purse decides oftener than the longest sword.
- David Ramsay
It is a perplexing and unpleasant truth that when men already have "something worth fighting for," they do not feel like fighting.
- Eric Hoffer
Everything that we think God has in his mind necessarily proceeds from our own mind; it is what we imagine to be in God's mind, and it is really difficult for human intelligence to guess at a divine intelligence. What we usually end up with by this sort of reasoning is to make God the color-sergeant of our army and to make Him as chauvinistic as ourselves.
- Lin Yutang
The endeavor to understand is the first and only basis of virtue.
- Baruch Spinoza
Morality, thou deadly bane,
Thy tens o' thousands thou has slain!
- Robert Burns
Unity and self-sacrifice, of themselves, even when fostered by the most noble means, produce a facility for hating. Even when men league themselves mightily together to promote tolerance and peace on earth, they are likely to be violently intolerant toward those not of a like mind.
- Eric Hoffer
Of all the judgments we pass in life, none is more important than the judgment we pass on ourselves.
- Nathaniel Branden
The mentality of an army on the march is merely so much delayed adolescence; it remains persistently, incorrigibly and notoriously infantile.
- Albert Jay Nock
All armed Prophets have been victorious, and all unarmed Prophets have been destroyed.
- Niccolo Machiavelli
Teachers who offer you the ultimate answers do not possess the ultimate answers, for if they did, they would know that the ultimate answers cannot be given, they can only be received.
- Tom Robbins
A race of altruists is necessarily a race of slaves. A race of free men is necessarily a race of egoists.
- Max Stirner
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.
- Samuel Butler
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
He is free who knows how to keep in his own hand the power to decide, at each step, the course of his life, and who lives in a society which does not block the exercise of that power.
- Salvador de Madariaga
Science is facts. Just as houses are made of stones, so science is made of facts. But a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
- Henri Poincare
He's a fool who cannot conceal his wisdom.
- Benjamin Franklin
Old heroes never die, they reappear in sequels.
- M. Moorcock
"Our first task in approaching another people, culture, or religion is to take off our shoes as if the place we are approaching is holy ground, else we may find ourselves treading on dreams."
- Max Warren
NOW EVERYONE WANTS IN ON THE ACT: "Indian Plane Reported Hijacked by Authorities"
- Reuters headline
If you wish ill on someone, you must sit on their steps and starve to death.
- Irish Proverb
What happens but once, might not have happened at all. If we have only one life to live, we might as well not have lived at all.
- Nietzsche
"There has never been a settled, definitive version of the Bible. Only fundamentalists think it came in a fax from heaven."
- Dr. Martyn Percy,Sheffield University,,, England.
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."
- Johann von Goethe
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
"Do not suppose the statements of the prophets to be true. Men lived comfortably till they came and spoiled life. The "sacred books" are only such a set of idle tales as any age could have and indeed did actually produce."
- Al-Ma'arri, poet, 973-1057
We laugh, but inept is our laughter;
We should weep and weep sore,
Who are shattered like glass, and thereafter
Remolded no more.
- Al-Ma'arri
We mortals are composed of two great schools
Enlightened knaves or else religious fools.
- Al-Ma'arri
Mohammed or Messiah! Hear thou me,
The truth entire nor here nor there can be;
How should our God who made the sun and the moon
Give all his light to One, I cannot see.
- Al-Ma'arri
"It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future."
- time travel explained by Rimmer (Red DDDwarf)
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
- President George W. Bush, Philadelphiaaa, May 14, 2001
"My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else."
- Woody Allen
Our existence deforms the universe. THAT'S responsibility.
- Delirium of the Endless
Woe unto you, when all men speak well of you!
- Luke 6:26
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
- Jeremy S. Anderson
Do not waste your fear on the mighty. Cowards make the deadliest opponents . . . and the worst thing about terrorists is how weak they are; so weak they have to be monsterous to accomplish anything"
- Lady Sally, Lady Slings the Booze
Never turn your back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!
- W. Churchill
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial!
- William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar >>
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
- William Pitt the Younger, British Primmme Minister
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
- Robert A. Heinlein
With a host of furious fancies
Whereof I am commander,
With a burning spear and a horse of air,
To the wilderness I wander.
By a knight of ghostes and shadowes
I summon'd am to tourney
Ten leagues beyond the wild world's end.
Methinks it is no journey.
- "Tom O'Bedlam's Song", Anon<<
You can have peace or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Sometimes it's better to light a flame-thrower than curse the darkness.
- Terry Pratchett
The most difficult struggle of all is the one within ourselves. Let us not get accustomed and adjusted to these conditions. The one who adjusts ceases to discriminate between good and evil. He becomes a slave in body and soul. Whatever may happen to you, remember always: Don't adjust! Revolt against the reality!
- Mordechai Anielewicz, Warsaw, 1943 >>
Anyone who clings to the historically untrue--and thoroughly immoral--doctrine that 'violence never solves anything' I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The Ghost of Hitler could referee, and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more disputes in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Fantasies are more than substitutes for unpleasant reality; they are also dress rehearsals, plans. All acts performed in the world begin in the imagination.
- Barbara Grizutti Harrison
The future is the most expensive luxury in the world.
- Thornton Wilder
They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.
- Lieutenant Colonel Creighton Abrams, BBBastogne, 1944
Exceptional stupidity requires foresight, planning, and careful preparation to be properly effective.
- Alan Dean Foster
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
- Thomas Paine
The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character.
- Isabelle Eberhardt
We have to dare to be ourselves, however frightening or strange that self may prove to be.
- May Sarton
Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not a sum of what we have been but what we yearn to be.
- Jose Ortega y Gassett
Give a little drow a dagger and suddenly everything needs killing.
- Unknown
We create our fate every day we live.
- Henry Miller
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
- Catherine Aird
The time is always right to do what is right.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Welcome to the 21st century. Dang, everybody's still stupid.
- Simtra Kyphrion Firefox
Hollowpoints - When you care enough to send the very best.
- Unknown
Jesus saves... and takes half damage!
- Unknown
No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.
- Ann Landers
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
- Jack Handey
To bring the dead to life is no great magic.
Few are wholly dead
Blow on a dead man's embers
And a live flame will start.
- Robert Graves
Be a first-rate version of yourself, not a second-rate version of someone else.
- Judy Garland
I am only one, but still I am one; I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; I will not refuse to do something I can do.
- Helen Keller
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'Id rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'
- Tallulah Bankhead
When in doubt, use more thermite.
- Unknown
I've distilled everything to one simple principle - win or die.
- Glenn Close, Dangerous Liaisons
Destiny is not a matter of chance, it's a matter of choice; it's not a thing to be waited for, it's a thing to be achieved.
- William Jennings Bryan
. . . society places more value on stupidity and conformity than it does on intelligence and individualism. . . Element after element in our society is conspiring to slow development and to retard evolution. I refuse to be a part of that. If I have to go on evolving while the rest of humanity stagnates, so be it. I'd rather have ten intelligent neighbors than ten million moronic ones.
- Rev. Gwynarion Starseeker
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.
- Jawaharlal Nehru
And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye.
- Saint-Exupery
Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
- Gen. George S. Patton
We all have the extraordinary coded within us, waiting to be released.
- Jean Houston
Never retract, never explain, never apologize -- get the thing done and let them howl!
- Nellie McClung
Do you believe then that the sciences would ever have arisen and become great if there had not beforehand been magicians, alchemists, astrologers, and wizards who thirsted and hungered after abscondite and forbidden powers?
- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietsche
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
- George Clooney
In truth, there never was any remarkable lawgiver amongst any people who did not resort to divine authority, as otherwise his laws would not have been accepted by the people; for there are many good laws, the importance of which is known to be the sagacious lawgiver, but the reasons for which are not sufficiently evident to enable him to persuade others to submit to them; and therefore do wise men, for the purpose of removing this difficulty, resort to divine authority.
- Machiavelli
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.
- Jawaharlal Nehru
Presume not that I am the thing I was.
- W. Shakespeare, Henry VI pt II
For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.
- Rita Mae Brown
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
- Rabindranath Tagore
The foundation of morality should not be made dependent on myth nor tied to any authority lest doubt about the myth or about the legitimacy of the authority imperil the foundation of sound judgment and action.
- Albert Einstein
Is it true that we live on Earth?
Not forever on Earth; we are only a little while here.
Even jade will be broken,
Even gold shall be crushed,
Even quetzal feathers will be torn apart.
Not forever on Earth; we are only a little while here.
- King Nezahualcoyotl of Texcoco (1402-111472)
Do not be afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact.
- William James
Man is what he believes.
- Anton Chekhov
Democracy: Three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
- Unknown
We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs.
- Kenneth Clark
Only those who dare, truly live.
- Ruth Freedman
Life is not worth living without knowing what to fight for... I know what to fight for, and in that strength I will never lose
- Unknown
But it is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope; and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression.
- Robert Kennedy
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition aspired, and success achieved.
- Helen Keller
Don't dream it - BE it!
- Dr. Frank N. Furter
As long as there is one upright man, as long as there is one compassionate woman, the contagion may spread and the scene is not desolate. Hope is the thing left to us in a bad time.
- E.B.White
The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom is Courage. - Thucydides
Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.
- Theodore N. Vail
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world.
- Helen Keller
There is just one life for each of us: our own.
- Euripides
When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave.
- Death, of the Endless
Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
- James Allen
There seemed to be endless obstacles . . . it seemed that the root cause of them all was fear.
- Joanna Field
The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: Not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
- Mark Twain
The one way of tolerating exis- tence is to lose oneself in literature as in a perpetual orgy.
- Gustave Flaubert
"A good essay must have this permanent quality about it; it must draw its curtain round us, but it must be a curtain that shuts us in not out."
- Virginia Woolf
"Yes; no doubt the value of men lay only in what they had transformed."
- Malraux.
Madness need not be breakdown. It may also be break-through. It is potential liberation and renewal as well as enslavement and existential death.
- R D Laing
They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.
- Nathaniel Lee (1653-1692), objecting ttto being confined in Bedlam
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.
- Otto von Bismarck
Politics is the art of the possible.
- Otto von Bismarck
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
cribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West.
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever; I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
- W. H. Auden (1907-1973) "Twelve SSSongs, No. 9" (1936)
Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Knowledge is power.
- Francis Bacon
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!!"
People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!!"
Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.
- Douglas Bader
Honi soit qui mal y pense. Evil to him who evil thinks.
- motto of the Order of the Garter
Questioner: Mr. Haldane, what can you tell about the Creator from your study of biology?
The Creator, if He exists, has a special preference for beetles.
- J. B. S. Haldane
He who complies against his will
Is of the same opinion still.
- Samuel Butler
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
- James Branch Cabell
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!!"
People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!!"
Journalism largely consists in saying 'Lord Jones Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
- G. K. Chesterton
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, con a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
- R.A Heinlein
The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
- Thomas Hobbes
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
- Terry Pratchett
You can't make people happy by law. If you said to a bunch of average people two hundred years ago "Would you be happy in a world where medical care is widely available, houses are clean, the world's music and sights and foods can be brought into your home at small cost, travelling even 100 miles is easy, childbirth is generally not fatal to mother or child, you don't have to die of dental abcesses, and you don't have to do what the squire tells you", they'd think you were talking about the New Jerusalem and say "yes".
- Terry Pratchett
Among the many things that he requested of me tonight, this is the principal, -- that on his gravestone shall be this inscription: "Here lies one whose name was writ in water."
- Richard Moncton Milnes in a letter wrooote of John Keats
Qui custodiet ipsos custodes.
- Juvenal (loosely translated: "Whooo watches the watchmen?" literally:"Who will guard the guardians themselves?")
Oh, East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,
Till Earth and Sky stand presently at God's great Judgment Seat;
But there is neither East nor West, Border, nor Breed, nor Birth,
When two strong men stand face to face, though they come from the ends of the earth
- Rudyard Kipling "The Ballad of Eaaast and West"
You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage.
- Terry Pratchett, "Witches Abroad&&"
She wasted time wishing for things instead of working out how to make them happen.
- Terry Pratchett, "Witches Abroad&&"
Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle m'erite.
(Every nation has the government it deserves.)
- Maistre, Joseph de
Because it's there.
- Supposedly said by G. H. L. Mallory, eeexplaining why he wanted to climb Mt.Everest
We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamer of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
- Ode by Arthur William Edgar O'Shaughneeessy
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
- Blaise Pascal
We has met the enemy, and he is us!
- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
- Will Rogers
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself--nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. -
F D Roosevelt
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
- Shakespeare, Macbeth Act 5 Scene 5
This be the verse you grave for me:
'Here he lies, where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.'
- Robert Louis Stevenson, 'Requiem' frommm 'Underwoods' (1887).
The flapping of a single butterfly's wing today produces a tiny change in the state of the atmosphere. Over a period of time, what the atmosphere actually does diverges from what it would have done. So, in a month's time, a tornado that would have devastated the Indonesian coast doesn't happen. Or maybe one that wasn't going to happen, does.
- Ian Stewart ,"Does God play Dice???"
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light...
- Dylan Thomas
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
- Mark Twain
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist.
- The Usual Suspects, spoken by Kevin Spppacey's character Verbal Klint/Kaiser Souze
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
- attributed to John Archibald Wheeler
To bring the dead to life
Is no great magic.
Few are wholly dead:
Blow on a dead man's embers
And a live flame will start.
- Robert Graves,. from "To Bring Thhhe Dead To Life"
"Logic could only take you so far, then you had to get out and hop."
- Terry Pratchett
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of MMMagic"
If you ignore the rules, people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so they don't apply to you.
- Terry Pratchett, "Equal Rites&quoot;
A vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done. A person ignorant of the possibility of failure can be a half-brick in the path of the bicycle of history.
- Terry Pratchett, "Equal Rites&quoot;
They [corporations] cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor excommunicate, for they have no souls.
- Sir Edward Coke
What if you slept, and what if in your sleep you dreamed, and what if in your dreams you went to heaven and there you plucked a strange and beautiful flower, and what if when you awoke you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then?
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "Biograppphia Literaria"
A man said to the universe:
"Sir, I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."
- Stephen Crane, in "War is Kind&quuot;
The day will come when, after harnessing space, the winds, the tides, and gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of Love. And on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, we shall have discovered fire.
- Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
The past is never dead. It's not even past.
- William Faulkner
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"
- Terry Pratchett, "Mort"
History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it.
- Terry Pratchett, "Mort"
It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.
- Terry Pratchett, "Sourcery"<<
Just because things are obvious doesn't mean they're true.
- Terry Pratchett, "Wyrd Sisters&quuot;
The people who really run organizations are usually found several levels down, where it is still possible to get things done.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods, 199992"
That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all Is Truth Beauty and Is Beauty Truth, and Does a Falling Tree in the Forest Make a Sound if There's No One There to Hear It, and then just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says, "Incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place to shoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interesting demonstration of optical principles."
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"t;
We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
- T.S. Eliot
I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods, 199992"
Om began to feel the acute depression that steals over every realist in the presence of an optimist.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods, 199992"
When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"t;
"Of course, just because we've heard a spine-chilling, blood-curdling scream of the sort to make your very marrow freeze in your bones doesn't automatically mean there's anything wrong."
- Terry Pratchett, "Soul Music"t;
What better work for one who loves freedom than the job of Watchman? Law is the servant of Freedom. Freedom without limits is just a word.
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay&quuot;
Either all days are holy or none are.
- Terry Pratchett, "Feet of Clay&quuot;
Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly aware of the problem with the start of things. They wonder how the snowplough driver gets to work, or how the makers of dictionaries look up the spellings of words.
- Terry Pratchett, "Hogfather";;
Real children don't go hoppity-skip unless they are on drugs.
- Terry Pratchett, "Hogfather";;
One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
- Terry Pratchett, "Jingo" >>
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
- Terry Pratchett, "Jingo" >>
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
- Terry Pratchett, "Jingo" >>
Perdita thought that not obeying rules was somehow cool. Agnes thought that rules like "Don't fall into this huge pit of spikes" were there for a purpose.
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum&qquot;
"Remember: that which does not kill us can only make us stronger."
"And that which does kill us leaves us dead!"
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum&qquot;
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye; the more light you pour upon it, the more it will contract.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world: Indeed it's the only thing that ever has.
- Margaret Mead
Explanations exist; they have existed for all times, for there is always an easy solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.
- H. L. Mencken
You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was, "but we've always done it this way." A million dead people can't have been wrong, can they?
- Terry Pratchett, "The Fifth Elephhhant"
Some people are heroes. And some people jot down notes. ... Sometimes they're the same person.
- Terry Pratchett, "The Truth";;
Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyrants. Free men pull in all kinds of directions. ... It's the only way to make progress.
- Terry Pratchett, "The Truth";;
Nothing has to be true forever. Just for long enough, to tell you the truth.
- Terry Pratchett, "The Truth:"t;
"It's not my job to discipline you, it's yours."
- Terry Pratchett, "Thief of Time&qquot;
The wise man does not seek enlightenment, he waits for it. So while I was waiting, it occurred to me that seeking perplexity might be more fun. ... After all, enlightenment begins where perplexity ends.
- Terry Pratchett, "Thief of Time&qquot;
Age and wisdom don't always go together, I've found. ... Some people just become stupid with more authority.
- Terry Pratchett, "Thief of Time&qquot;
Seeing things a human shouldn't have to see makes us human.
- Terry Pratchett, "Thief of Time&qquot;
There is no doubt that being human is incredibly difficult and cannot be mastered in one lifetime.
- Terry Pratchett, "Thief of Time&qquot;
Real education happens when you pick up a fact here, and another fact there, and put them together and get an insight.
- Terry Pratchett
Look, the US is simply bigger, which means there's more of everything, including more morons. And because the morons shout, they tend to drown out the intelligent people, which the USA also has more of. Unless you believe the Hubble telescope was built by the audience of the Ricky Lake show, that is.
- Terry Pratchett
"Educational" refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.
- Terry Pratchett
As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
- L Frank Baum, "The Wizard of Oz&qquot;
I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.
- William F. Buckley, Jr.
I save about twenty drafts - that's ten meg of disc space - and the last one contains all the final alterations. Once it has been printed out and received by the publishers, there's a cry here of "Tough shit, literary researchers of the future, try getting a real job!" and the rest are wiped.
- Terry Pratchett
Just because something is a metaphor doesn't mean it can't be real.
- Terry Pratchett, "Reaper Man"t;
He was trying to find some help in the ancient military journals of General Tacticus, whose intelligent campaigning had been so successful that he'd lent his very name to the detailed prosecution of martial endeavour, and had actually found a section headed What to Do If One Army Occupies a Well-fortified and Superior Ground and the Other Does Not, but since the first sentence read "Endeavour to be the one inside" he'd rather lost heart.
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum&qquot;
In Ghat they believe in vampire watermelons, although folklore is silent about what they believe about vampire watermelons. Possibly they suck back.
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum&qquot;
"But you read a lot of books, I'm thinking. Hard to have faith, ain't it, when you've read too many books?"
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum&qquot;
I believe Christ was a genuine avatar of the Great Mother - a Dionysus incarnation, pretty much. His worship has been dreadfully perverted. They have turned him into this dreadful sort of pathetic thing instead of the sacrifical god of Inspiration.
- Sheila Devlin
In fact, I think the big mystery of our society is that men and women are exactly alike and that this truth is being hidden under an incredible load of bullshit.
- Sheila Devlin
There are those that forsake the paths of light to aid those who walk in darkness.
- Marion Zimmer Bradley
"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give that to them? Then be not be too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."
- J.R.R Tolkien, "Lord of the Ringsss"
And I suppose you know what sound is made by one hand clapping, do you?" said the holy man nastily.
YES. CL. THE OTHER HAND MAKES THE AP.
"Ah-ha, no, you're wrong there," said the holy man, back on firmer ground. He waved a skinny hand. "No sound, see?"
THAT WASN'T A CLAP. THAT WAS JUST A WAVE.
- Terry Pratchett "Soul Music";;
"The important thing, she decided, was to stay calm. There was always a logical explanation for everything, even if you had to make it up."
- Susan in Terry Pratchett's "Soul Music"
For of all the sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier
Most modern fantasy just rearranges the furniture in Tolkien's attic.
- Terry Pratchett
Ankh-Morpork! Brawling city of a hundred thousand souls! And, as the Patrician privately observed, ten times that number of actual people.
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!!"
Death isn't on line. If he was, there would be a sudden drop in the death rate. Although it'd be interesting to see if he'd post things like: DON'T YOU THINK I SOUND LIKE JAMES EARL JONES?
- Terry Pratchett, "Terry Pratchetttt
"I'm a barbarian", shouted Cohen. "And the honor I got, see, is mine. I didn't steal it off'f someone else."
- Terry Pratchett, "Interesting Timmmes"
The darkness can teach you things that the light has never seen, and will never be able to see . . .
- Marion Zimmer Bradley
"One who does good, having an infinite power to do evil, should have credit not only for the good she does but for the evil from which she refrains."
- Unknown
A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night and then as its mausoleum.
- Kingsley Amis, on recovering from a haaangover, "Lucky Jim"
I'm sorry, I thought you wanted the truth. Perhaps you were expecting jelly and ice cream?
- Terry Pratchett," Carpe Jugulum&qquot;
I've always thought that one of the major problems of being a king is the risk of your daughter getting a prick.
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!!"
But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless, and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape -- we never burned and tortured and ripped each other apart and called it morality.
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!!"
The trouble with you, Ibid, is that you think you're the biggest bloody authority on everything.
- Terry Pratchett, "Pyramids"
A painting in a museum probably hears more foolish remarks than anything else in the world.
- Edmond Jules oncourt
Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books arewhere things are explained to you; life is where things aren't. I'm not surprised some people prefer books. Books make sense of life. The only problem is that the lives they make sense of are other people's lives, never your own.
- Julian Barnes
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- P. J. O'Rourke
There are 10,000 books in my library, and it will keep on growing until I die. If I had not picked up this habit in the library long ago, I would have more money in the bank today; I would not be richer.
- Pete Hamill
I think there is choice possible to us at any moment, as long as we live. But there is no sacrifice. There is a choice, and the rest falls away. Second choice does not exist. Beware of those who talk about sacrifice.
- Muriel Rukeyser
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
- Kim Hubbard
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.
- Oxford Union Society Rules
I've got a talent to act. No matter what any newspaper says about me, I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it.
- Jean-Claude van Damme
Willow: There's gotta be a flaw.
Buffy: I think the part where he's pure evil and kills randomly was an oversight.
- "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
It isn't evil that's running the earth, but mediocrity. The crime is not that Nero played while Rome burned, but that he played badly.
- Ned Rorem
There is not enough magic in a bloodline to forge an instant, irrevocable bond.
- James Earl Jones
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat, or a prostitute.
- Rebecca West
This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one.
- Arthur C. Clarke
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
- Albert Einstein
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs.
- David Borenstein, on the 2000 presidennntial election
I knew you were expecting me...on my way here I passed a cinema with the the sign, 'The Mummy Returns'."
- Margaret Thatcher, addressing a politiiical rally of the Conservative Party faithful, 2001.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
- Erma Bombeck
The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.
- Agatha Christie
Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself insituations where he is most likely to be creamed?
- Solomon Short
History is a vast early warning system.
- Norman Cousins
History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion -- i.e., none to speak of.
- Robert A. Heinlein
People whose concept of ancient history is the first series of Star Trek may be treated with patience, because it's usually not their fault they were reduced to getting their education from school.
- Terry Pratchett
Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them.
~ Terry Pratchett
History often resembles 'Myth', because they are both ultimately of the same stuff.
~ J.R.R.Tolkien
I am the Fred Astaire of karate.
- Jean-Claude Van Damme
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- Samuel Butler
You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around -- and why his parents will always wave back.
- William D. Tammeus
Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.
- Douglas Adams
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
- Dave Barry
So, too, the creeds of man: the one prevails
Until the other comes; and this one fails
When that one triumphs; ay, the lonesome world
Will always want the latest fairytales.
- Al-Ma'arri
"There is more truth in honest doubt,
Believe me, than in all the creeds."
- Tennyson
Yet is man's death a long, long sleep of lead
And all his life a waking. O'er our dead
The prayers are chanted, hopeless farewells taken;
And there we lie, never to stir again.
Shall I so fear in mother earth to rest?
How soft a cradle is thy mother's breast!
- Al-Ma'arri
When once the viewless spirit from me is gone,
By rains unfreshed let my bones rot on!
- Al-Ma'arri
By fearing whom I trust I find my way
To truth; by trusting wholly I betray
The trust of wisdom; better far is doubt
Which brings the false into the light of day.
- Al-Ma'arri
The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
- Sean O'Casey
Science is the pursuit of truth without lawyers
- Unknown
History is a pack of lies about events that never happened told by people who weren't there.
- George Santayana
The content or message of any particular medium has about as much importance as the stencilling on the casing of an atomic bomb.
- Marshall Mcluhan
Some people used to claim that, if enough monkeys sat in front of enough typewriters and typed long enough, eventually one of them would reproduce the collected works of Shakespeare. The internet has proven this not to be the case.
- David L. Johnson
If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.
- L. Long
Happily, I'm not big on games. Getting the computer to work good is a game in itself.
- Unknown
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
- Galileo Galilei
Evidence without Conclusion is Science, Conclusion without Evidence is Religion
- anon
Help others, failing in that do no harm.
- Dalai Lama
And it all meant this: that there are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal, kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"t;
It's trampling infidels. You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"t;
Koomi's theory was largely based on the good old Gnostic heresy, which tends to turn up all over the multiverse whenever men get up off their knees and start thinking for two minutes together, although the shock of the sudden altitude tends to mean the thinking is a little whacked.
- Terry Prartchett, "Small Gods&quoot;
It's a funny thing, but why is it that the heathens and the barbarians seem to have the best places to go when they die?
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"t;
It's not enough to be able to pick up a sword. You have to know which end to poke into the enemy.
- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladieees"
"You're not one of us."
"I don't think I'm one of them, either," said Brutha. "I'm one of mine."
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"t;
When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point-of-view is seldom necessary.
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"t;
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are in your head."
- Terry Pratchett
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
- Terry Pratchett
"The most fatal illusion is the settled point of view. Since life is growth and motion, a fixed point of view kills anybody who has one."
- Brooks Atkinson
"We are spiritual beings having a human experience."
- Pierre Teilhard de Chardin, S.J.
"The visionary is the only true realist."
- Federico Fellini
Fantasy and reality are equally personal and equally felt, so that their confusion is a matter of only relative importance.
- Luis Bunuel
If you never fall, you dance in constant fear of falling.
- Suzanne Farrell
People with glasses are lucky. They have stars on rainy nights.
- Spider Robinson
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- GK Chesterton
After toppling an altruistic democracy, seizing control of the military, and establishing yourself as supreme dictator, it's a good idea to invest in helmets that your troops can see through.
- Lessons from Star Wars, unknown.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him.
- CG Jung
I believe that sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it.
- Garrison Keillor
The English language is the result of Norman soldiers trying to set up dates with Saxon barmaids . . .
- Unknown
On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
- Rich Jeni
Any idiot can use a gun; it takes a special kind of idiot to use a sword.
- Joseph Kormann
"Life's a lot more fun if you interpret everything as a portent of evil."
- Mike Benedetto
"We still are watching Mankind fall . . ."
- Professor Mark C. Amodio
"They weren't just wandering around in the dark banging their swords on people's heads . . . !"
- Professor Mark C. Amodio, on ther middddle ages.
"Boy meets girl. Boy and girl sorta hit it off. Then--nuclear apocalypse!!! Warheads warheads warheads!!!!"
- Sci Fi Romance explained (unknown) >>
If you grow up too much you lose what makes you human.
- Leah Smith
Sanity is blasphemy against the soul.
- Kieran Boyle
"If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles."
- Unknown
Personal isn't the same as important. People just think it is.
- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladieees"
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladieees"
Humans are always slightly lost. It's a basic characteristic. It explains a lot about them.
- Terry Pratchett, "Lords and Ladieees"
When we call the power back of all God, it smells of creeds and systems, of superstition, intolerance, persecution; but when we call it Nature, it smells of spring and summer, of green fields and blooming groves, of birds and flowers and sky and stars
- John Burroughs
The riddle of God is this. God is what you believe It is. No man is wrong about the existence of God, and yet no man is right about his knowledge of God. There is no mystery in God except that It is what each Soul believes that It is. - Paul Twitchell, "Stranger by the River"
"It's not the fur or the fangs that make you a monster, not always. Sometimes, it's just where you draw the line."
- spoken by Dolph, in "Blue Moon&quuot; by Laurell K Hamilton
One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions
- Unknown
If World War Three actually happens, I want to be the one to say, as the mushroom cloud erupts, "Well, that about wraps it up for this lifetime!" If you've got say something that's a great deal better than saying 'Aaaaarrggghh!'
- Terry Pratchett
"A journalist has a rapist's mentality. Get in there, get what you want, get out again quick. An interview needn't last more than fifteen minutes. A good quote for the middle, a good quote for the end, and the rest you make up back at the office."
- Terry Pratchett
Trying to make plans is like trying to throw a brick through a window and the window is not there."
- Jordan MacLeod
The Law of Fives simply states that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR AR SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO FIVE. The Law of Fives is never wrong.
- from the Principia Discordia
... the mind cannot believe the existence of a God. It is also evident that as belief is a passion of the mind, no degree of criminality can be attached to disbelief; they only are reprehensible who willingly neglect to remove the false medium thro' which their mind views the subject.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley, "The Necessssity of Atheism"
Truth has always been found to promote the best interests of mankind. -- Every reflecting mind must allow that there is no proof of the existence of a Deity
- Percy Bysshe Shelley, "The Necessssity of Atheism"
There were our own, there were the others.
There deaths were like their lives, human and animal.
There were no gods and precious few heroes.
- Hamish Henderson
If God created us in his image, we have repaid him well.
- Voltaire
A God who allowed us to prove his existence would be an idol.
- Dietrich Bonhoffer
How far that little candle throws his beams!
So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
- William Shakespeare
The world is but a thoroughfare full of woe,
And we are pilgrims, passing to and fro.
- Geoffrey Chauncer
So, we'll go no more a-roving
So late into the night,
Though the heart be still as loving,
And the mon be still as bright.
For the sword outwears its sheathe,
And the soul wears out the brest,
And the heart must pause to breathe,
And love itself have rest.
Though the night was made for loving,
And the day returns too soon,
Yet we'll go no more a-roving
By the light of the moon.
- Bryon, "So, we'll go no more a-roving"
I am -- yet what I am none cares or knows;
My friends forsake me like a memory lost: --
I am the self consumer of my woes;--
They rise and vanish in oblivion's host,
Like shadows in love's frenzied stifled throes:--
And yet I am, and live, -- like vapours tost
Into the nothingness of scorn and noise, --
Into the living sea of waking dreams,
Where there is neither sense of life or joys,
But the vast shipwreck of my lifes esteems;
Even the dearest, that I love the best
Are strange -- nay, rather stranger than the rest.
I long for scenes, where man as never trod
A place where woman never smiled or wept
There to abide with my creator, God;
And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept,
Untroubling, and untroubled where I lie,
The grass below -- above the vaulted sky.
- John Clare, "I am"
Somehow a bunch of sanctimonious wackos have managed to legalize torture.
- Anonymous Airline Passenger, describing the US ban on smoking during airline flights, 1990
Musically, we are more talented than any Bob Dylan. Musically, we are more talented than Paul McCartney...I'm the new Elvis.
- Robert Pilatus, "singer" in the musical group Milli Vanilli, 1990
He is neither a strategist nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general. Other than that he's a great military man.
- Norman Schwartzkopf, US general and gulf war commander, describing Saddam Hussein of Iraq, 1991
You don't think he's buying the old Branch Davidian place, do you?
- Dan Rather, TV News Anchor, after hearing George W. Bush was buying property in Waco, Texas, in Time, 1999
I am happy now that Charles calls on my bedchamber less frequently than of old. As it is, I now endure but two calls a week and when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England.
- Lady Alice Hillingdon (1857-1940), Wife of 2nd Baron Hillingdon
"Every reform, however necessary, will by weak minds be carried to an excess, that itself will need reforming."
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
"You confuse the fact that sentience exists with the idea that it exists for some purpose beyond itself. ... No such thing is necessary or required."
"But then why does sentience exist?" Seeker cried in despair.
"Perhaps only to ask that question," Longarm replied.
- Dennis Schmidt, "Labyrinth"
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
- G. K. Chesterton
A crimminal is a person with predatory instincts without sufficient capital to frm a coruporation.
- Howard Maxwell
The dews drop slowly and dreams gather: unknown spears
Suddenly hurtle before my dream-awakened eyes,
And then the clash of fallen horsemen and the cries
Of unknown perishing armies beat about my ears.
We who still labour by the cromlec on the shore,
The grey cairn on the hill, when day sinks drowned in dew,
Being weary of the world's empires, bow down to you
Master of the still stars and of the flaming door.
- W B Yeats, "The Valley of the Black Pig"
To make a woman submit to you,
write your name upon your door with blood drawn from your hand.
Then write your name on paper /with blood drawn from your finger. .
Then say the following prayer:
I conjure you strong spirits in the name of
God, IH, IHVH, IHVH.
Truly this is the Sword of Moses
with which he accompanied his miracles and mighty deeds,
may the Sword be effectual and may the
Lord of it approach to serve me.
- 19th century grimoire: The Lost Books of Moses
All lovely things will have an ending,
All lovely things will fade and die,
And youth, that's now so bravely spending,
Will beg a penny by and by.
- Conrad Aiken, "All Lovely Things"
So much do I love wandering,
So much I love the sea and sky,
That it will be a piteous thing
In one small grave to lie.
- Zoe Akins, "The Wanderer"
When we do evil,
We and our victems
Are equally bewildered.
- W. H. Auden
She screams whenever monarchs meet,
And parliaments as well,
To bind the chains about her feet
And toll her knell.
- Ambrose Bierce, "Freedom"
I'll choose this moment and keep it,
He said to himself, for a vow,
To remember for ever and ever
As if it were always now.
- Laurence Binyon, "The rain was ending, and light"
I looked and saw your heart
In the shadow of your eyes,
As a seeker sees the gold
In the shadow of the stream;
And I said, "Ah me! what art
Should win the immortal prize,
Whose want must make life cold
And Heaven a hollow dream?"
- Dante Gabriel Rossetti
Do not believe in a thing because you have read about it in a book. Do not believe in a thing because another man has said it was true. Do not believe in words because they are hallowed by tradition. Find out the truth for yourself... That is realization.
- Gautama Buddha
Are we supposed to believe then that God put fossils in the rock, purposely to throw Darwin off track?
- Stephen Hawking
All Art is a Revolt Against Man's Fate
- Andre Malraux
Do not obatin your slaves from Britain, because they are so stupid and so utterly incapable of being taught.
- Cicero 106-43 B.C.
A God who let us prove his existence would be an idol.
- Dietrich Bonhoeffor
There are important cases in which the difference between half a heart and a whole heart makes just the difference between signal defeat and a splendid victory.
- A. H. K. Boyd
A starving man has a natural right to his neighbour's bread.
- Cardinal Manning
"I have no idea of petitioning for rights, whatever the rights of the people are, they have a right to them, and none have a right to either withhold or grant them.
- Thomas Paine, "Rights of Man"
"Ask for work; if they do not give you work, ask for bread; if they do no give you work or bread then take bread."
- Emma Goldman
Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people.
- Kahlil Gibran
"Faith is a wondrous thing; it is not only capable of moving mountains, but also of making you believe that a herring is a race horse."
- Arthur Koestler.
The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.
- Ross Wallace
SCIENCE: A way of finding things out and then making them work. Science explains what is happening around us the whole time. So does RELIGION, but science is better because it comes up with more understandable excuses when it is wrong. There is a lot more Science than you think.
- Terry Pratchett, Wings
Oh, come *on*. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion.
- Terry Pratchett
If ever we hear of lying, we must look for a severe parent. A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.
- Alfred Adler
The people as a body cannot deliberate. Nevertheless, they will feel an irresistible impulse to act, and their resolutions will be dictated to them by their demagogues....and the violent men, who are the most forward to gratify those passions, will be their favourites. What is called the government of the people is in fact too often the abitrary power of such men. Here, then, we have the faithful portrait of democracy....
- Fisher Ames: "The Dangers of American Liberty," 1805
A God who let us prove his existence would be an idol.
- Dietrich Bonhoeffor
Everyone is a liar - one way or another - to one degree or another. No one can tell the truth about themselves. It is quite impossible. Something must always be justified. Always, something must be justified. We do each other dreadful harm because we refuse to recognise the foibles of others - only our own.
- Timonthy Findley, "Pilgrim"
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
The hidden stone ripens fast, then laid bare like a turnip can easily be cut out at last but even then the danger isn't past. That man lives best who's fain to live half mad, half sane.
- Jan Van Stijevoort
Fantastic doctrines (like Christianity or Islam or Marxism) require unanimity of belief. One dissenter casts doubt on the creed of millions. Thus the fear and the hate; thus the torture chamber, the iron stake, the gallows, the labor camp, the psychiatric ward.
- Edward Abbey
I became a god once. Realized it was a step down, and quit.
- Norm Papernick
People hear that I am a horror writer and they think that I must be a monster, but actually I have the heart of a small child - I keep it in a jar on my desk.
- Robert Bloch
Through the night, a raven's shrill cry,
The wind, caressed by darkness, howls through the sky.
The stars in the heavens look upon the corrupt world below,
And as mankind's laid to rest, their fate they do not know.
- Charles Edward Jaggard
How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind?
- Unknown
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
- Voltaire
Suicide is the biggest criticism life can receive.
- Anonymous
"Linux was made by foreign terrorists to take money from true US companies like Microsoft."
-Some AOL'er.
Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and slip quietly away.
- Tom Brokaw
Villains are undone by what is worst in them, heroes by what is best.
- Voltaire
Real heroes are men who fall and fail and are flawed, but win out in the end because they've stayed true to their ideals and beliefs and commitments.
- Kevin Costner
If I am honest and sincere, it is because of my beliefs, my ideology. For me, there is a unity of ends and means. Every means must be good in itself no matter in what stage of struggle. Freedom is inseparable from struggle.
- Cheddi Jagan
We cannot have a cadillac-style living with donkey-cart economies. Our leaders must set the example of democratic, accountable, clean and lean governance and efficient governance.We cannot have a cadillac-style living with donkey-cart economies. Our leaders must set the example of democratic, accountable, clean and lean governance and efficient governance.
- Cheddi Jagan
The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.
- Mahatma Gandhi
The most important of all sciences man can and must learn is the science of living so as to do the least evil and the greatest possible good.
- Leo Tolstoy
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
- Ernest Hemingway
In the universe, there are things that are known, and things that are unknown, and in between, there are doors
- Wililam Blake
May this continent, the last explored by humankind, be the first one to be spared by humankind.
- Jacques-Yves Cousteau, 1973, on Antartica
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the husbands. Remember,all men would be tyrants if they could.
- Abigail (Brooks) Adams: "The Book of Abigail and John: Selected Letters of the Adams Family", 1762-1784; letter dated March 31, 1776
Author's Prayer: Our father, which art in heaven, And has also written a book...
- Anonymous
If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there is no humour in the bible.
- Mordedai Richler
Optimist: Someone who thinks the future is uncertain
- Unknown
"Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung upon your faces, and I will put you out of my presence."
- God warning priests to listen to Him (Malachi 2:3)
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
- Henri Poincaire
You see, one thing is, I can live with doubt and uncertainty and not knowing. I think it's much more interesting to live not knowing than to have answers which might be wrong.
- Richard P. Feynman
The idea that God is an oversized white male with a flowing beard who sits in the sky and tallies the fall of every sparrow is ludicrous. But if by 'God' one means the set of physical laws that govern the universe, then clearly there is such a God. This God is emotionally unsatisfying...it does not make much sense to pray to the law of gravity.
- Carl Sagan
Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.
- Democritus
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all.
- Denis Diderot
I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose.
- Clarence Darrow
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
- Richard F. Burton
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
- Anne Lamott
Men have argued blindly about God. They still argue - just as blindly. And if there is a God, we must conclude that he has willfully left men in the dark. He has not wanted men to know about him.
- E. Haldeman-Julius
It is difficult to imagine that the belief in a single jealous male god of uncertain temper represents a "higher" spiritual state than the belief in many gods, male and female alike, each an embodiment of some aspect of human life as it can be empirically known and experienced.
- Vincent Scully
I do not pretend to be able to prove that there is no God. I equally cannot prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian God may exist; so may the gods of Olympus, or of ancient Egypt, or of Babylon. But no one of these hypotheses is more probable than any other
- Bertrand Russell
The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.
- Unknown
On the sixth day God created man. On the seventh day, man returned the favor.
- Unknown
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
- Mark Twain
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
- Don Schrader
Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
A thorough reading and understanding of the Bible is the surest path to atheism.
- Donald Morgan
The equal toleration of all religions... is the same thing as atheism.
- Pope Leo XIII, Immortale Dei, 1885
Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man...keep alive for yourselves.
- Moses, relaying God's orders to his people, Numbers 31:17-18
"Did you ever get so bored with a woman that you had to make love to her?"
- Norman Bethune, to a startled medical colleague in Montreal, 1933
You can command any response - you can even command people to die - but you cannot comand love. I think we shoulld replace "Love thy neighbour as thyself" with "Earn thy neighbour's love."
- Hans Selye
All honest people have difficulty with the world "love."
- John Hofsess
Unlike Christianity, which preached a peace that it never acheived, Islam unashamedly came with a sword.
- Steven Runciman, "A History Of The Crusades" (1954)
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum.
- Havelock Ellis
Religions are kept alive by heresies, which are really sudden explosions of faith. Dead religions do not produce them.
- Gerald Brenan
Religion is love; in no case is it logic.
- Beatrice Webb
The hydrogen bomb is history's exclamation point. It ends an age-long sentence of manifest violence.
- Marshall McLuhan
Hegel says somewhere that all great events and personalities in world history reappear in one way or another. He forgot to add: the first time as a tragedy, the second as a farce.
- Karl Marx
What is shocking is not what people desire, but what they feel entitled to.
- JonArno Lawson
Most people spend their lives not moving towards the future, but backing away from the past.
- JonArno Lawson
So often we judge when we have only be called to witness. - JonArno Lawson
The important question
was never
Who started it?
but
Who will end it?
- JonArno Lawson, "The Important Question"
First, pull your head from the vine
and hollow it like a pumpkin,
then I will help you with the knife;
we will cut you a new face
- JonArno Lawson, " I Will Help You With the Knife"
There is no light at the end of the tunnel
only a pack of matches handed down
from one generation to the next.
Humanity does not have a long fuse
and this generation holds the last match.
- JonArno Lawson, "Bad News"
It is a necessity to surround oneself with henchmen if one is to get anywhere as a super-villain bent on destruction and extortion. In today's world, it is very difficult to recruit volunteers to become eunuchs.
- Nickolas Lloyd
"If I do not believe enough in God to go to Heaven what happens if I do not believe enough in Satan?"
- Anonymous
"If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narrow chinks of his cavern"
-William Blake
Could it be the list of probable causes of extinctions is simply a list of the things that threaten us as individuals?
- David Raup
Politics is not the art of the impossible. It consists of chosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
History is the science of things which are never repeated.
- Paul Valery
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
- William James
"Science" means simply the aggregate of all the recipes that are always successful. All the rest is literature.
- Paul Valery
"There is something facinating about science. Once gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
- Mark Twain
One of the chief services which mathematics has rendered the human race in the past century is to put "common sense" where it belongs: on the topmostshelf next to the dusty canister labelled "discarded nonesense."
- Eric Temple Bell
[When it begins, an earthquake] does not know how big it's going to be.
- Christopher Scholz
The aims of scientific thought is to see the general in the particular and the eternal in the transitory.
- Alfred North Whitehead
The purpose of models is not to fit the data but to sharpen the questions.
- Samuel Karin
There is no such thing as philosophy-free science; there is only science whose philosophical baggage has been taken on board without examination.
- Daniel Dennet
A cultivated person's first duty is to be always prepared to rewrite the encyclopedia.
- Umberto Eco
[I have] yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you look at it the right way, did not become still more complicated.
- Paol Anderson
Basic research is like shooting an arrow into the air and, where it lands, painting a target.
- Homer Adkins
We live today in a world in which poet and historians and men of affairs are proud they wouldn't even begin to consider thinking about learning anything of science, regarding it as the far end of a tunnel too long for any wise man to put his head into.
- J. Robert Oppenheimer
Zauberman's Law: The worse the economy, the better the ecnonomisists.
- Alfred Zauberman
The capacity to get free is nothing; the capacity to be free, that is the task.
- Andre Gide
Whether it is a good thing or a bad thing, smashing things up is sometimes very pleasant.
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Eventually, everything we believe will be revised. What we believe, then, is necessarily untrue. We can onlybelieve in things that are not true . . . I think.
- Max Guyll
Science is belief in the ignorance of experts.
- Richard Feynman
There is nothing like a revolution to create an interest in history.
- Edward Hallett Carr
Science . . . cannot exist on the basic of a treaty of strick non-aggression with the rest of society; from either side, there is no defensible frontier.
- John Krasher Price
It is always a mistake for the historian to try and predict the future. Like, unlike science, is simply too full of surprised.
- Richard Evans
There are no foolish questions and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions.
- Charles Proteus Steimentz
I will be brief, but not as brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the worlds shortest speech. He said, "I will be so brief I am already finished," and sat down.
- E. O. Wilson
History cannot create laws with predictive power. An understanding of the past might help in the present insofar as it broadens our knowledge of human nature, provides us with inspiration or a warning, or suggests plausible, though always fallible arguements about the likely possibilities of certain things happening under certain conditions. None of this, however, comes anywhere near the immutable predictive certainty of a scientific law.
- Richard Evans
... there is nevertheless a great naivete in any view that would see the scientist as some kind of automaton driven by the Holy Trinity of Rationality, Objectivity, and Open-mindedness.
- Mark Buchanan
... what distinguishes a revolution from normal science is its tradition-shattering as oppossed to tradition-preserving character.
- Mark Buchanan
"The game has begun again, as I think you know. You and I have not magic enough to be players, but still we have intelligence enough to understand the moves which might be made, and we are wise enough to fear what may become of us while we are pawns."
- Brian Stableford, "The Angel Of Pain"
Though I know what she really is, I cannot help by see her as she appears, and it is so difficult to reject entirely what the unwary poet said about the identity of beauty and truth. What a terrible thing the treachery of appearances is!
- Brian Stableford, "The Angel Of Pain"
Until a man has truly seen the world, how can he hope to change it?
- Brian Stableford, "The Angel Of Pain"
"They told us Jesus came to suffer for us," said Gabriel, reflectively. "I could never understand why we also had to do it for ourselves."
- Brian Stableford, "The Werewolves of London"
We must beware of trusting our visions too well. True insight may require the stripping away of all idol-makers which stand between the alienated soul which is man and the cosmic mind which is the sum of all Creators; but we must ask ourselves not only, Is this possible? but also, Can it be endured?
- Brian Stableford, "The Werewolves of London"
Whichever names I call upon me to aid me in this quest for insight and power, that call will commit me to the avoidance of others; to worship one god is always to deny another. And the generosity of one god may not outweigh the spite of another.
- Brian Stableford, "The Werewolves of London"
It is sometimes the case that two men who see differently can arrive at a better understanding than either one of them along.
- Brian Stableford, "The Werewolves of London"
The gods need oracles more than men do, David, for the gods often see far too much, and not always enough.
- Brian Stableford, "The Werewolves of London"
Better by far the Heaven which you cannot know than the Hell which you know too well.
- Brian Stableford, "The Werewolves of London"
I have loved, she said defiantly. Not as honestly and wholeheartedly as I should - but with all the strength and hope which I could bring to it, I have loved. And whatever harm I have done in the world, I have done the greater part of it passively, because I was given no other choice by circumstance.
- Brian Stableford, "The Werewolves of London"
Homosexual conduct is, and has been, considered abhorrent, immoral, detestable, a crime against nature, and a violation of the laws of nature and of nature's God upon which this nation and our laws are predicated.
Such conduct violates both the criminal and civil laws of this state and is destructive to a basic building block of society -- the family."
- Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore, denying custody rights to a lesbian mother, Feb. 15. 2002
The Platinum Rule: "Do unto others as they would have you do unto them." In other words, consider what someone else might want--especially in how that may be different from what you might want--before you do anything to them, or around them
- from http://www.anthrodiversity.org
"When I became a man I put away childish things. Like the fear of being childish, and the desire to be a grownup."
- C. S. Lewis
"Don't forget that people judge you by your actions and not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg."
- Anonymous
There is no emotion; there are emoticons. There is no ignorance; there is /ignore. There is no passion; there is trolling. There is no death; there is the /quit.
- Josh MacLeod
"Disney is so good at being good that it manifests an evil; so uniformly efficient and courteous, so dependably clean and conscientious, so unfailingly entertaining that it's unreal, and therefore is an agent of pure wickedness..."
- Carl Hiassen, Team Rodent: How Disney Devours America
A dragon lives forever, but not so girls and boys
Painted wings and giants's rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.
- Lyrics from Puff The Magic Dragon
"Our sense of power is more vivid when we break a man's spirit than when we win his heart."
- Eric Hoffer
Sherlock Holmes: "Give me three identical people and i will turn one into a saint, one into a rogue, and one into a killer"
DM: Of course, that's a player playing a PC. Duh!'
- Josh MacLeod
"A mind is like a door: if you keep it open all the time, you might as well not have one"
- Unknown
The most difficult points in a non-monogamous relationship will tend to be when one or other of you starts seeing someone else, because that's when things change. Change is always threatening, however advanced we like to think ourselves.
- Alison Rowan
Mankind has allowed itself to be governed long enough, too long, the origin of its unhappiness does not reside in this or that form of government, but in the very principles and fact of government, whatever kind it may be.
- Michael Bakunin
It is we who built these palaces and cities here in Spain and America and everywhere. We, the workers, can build others to take their place. And better ones. We are not in the least afraid of ruins. We are going to inherit the earth.
- Buenaventura Durruti
"Everything exists, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for it to exist in."
- Unknown
"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry."
- Mark Twain
It takes a strong stomach to live in a free society
- Tim Hulsey
When paradise turns into everyday life, disenchantment sets in.
- Adam Prezeworski, Democracy and the Market
When was the last time you were alive?
- Paola Sanmiguel
War, when you are at it, it horrible and dull. It is only when the time has passed that you see that its message was divine.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
There are only two kinds of people in the world. Me, and everyone else.
- Andrew McCulloch
Pray as if everything depended on God. Work as if everything depends on you.
- Patricia Levins
There is nothing so powerful as truth, - and often nothing so strange.
- Unknown
Hence, the outcomes of the democratic process are not uncertain. They only appear to be uncertain to every participant.
- Adam Przeworski
Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
- W. T. Sherman
Accidents happen when two people try to be clever at the same time.
- Chris Mosely
Information is power, but access is EVERYTHING.
- Evan MacBeth
The danger of ignorance is only in believing your not ignorant.
- Dr. Anderson
Poets utter great and wise things which they do not themselves understand
- Plato
I cannot consent to pay for a privilege where I have intrinsic right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
-Mark Twain
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
- James Branch Cabell
Deeper meaning resides in the fairy tales told to me in my childhood than in the truth that is taught by life.
- Schiller
"... we need common sense judges who understand that our rights were derived from God."
- US President George W Bush Jr
.
May you dig up your father by moonlight and make soup of his bones
- Curse from the Fijo Islands
"What a mad idea to demand equality for women! ... Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
- Napoleon
The more I read him, the less I wonder why they poisoned him
- Thomas Macaulay, on Socrates
There are three sexes - men, women and clergymen.
- Rev. Sindey Smith
If relationships are World War II, and if women are Germany, then men are France: their southern half is a collaborator
- John Tynes
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
- H.L. Mencken
Genius goes around the world in its youth incessantly apologizing for having large feet. What wonder that later in life it should be inclined to raise those feet too swiftly to fools and bores.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
He lived like one who never thought to die,
He died like one who dared not hope to live.
- Epitaph written by Coleridge
His arguement is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death.
- Abraham Lincoln on Stephen A. Douglas
When it comes to money we all believe the same religion
- Voltaire
... generally those sensible enough to offer good advice are sensible enough not to give it.
- Val Sears
Even the whims and caprices of a tyrant may be of service in breaking the chain of custom which lies so heavy on the savage.
- J. Frazer, "The Golden Bough."
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
- Frank Zappa
Man is the only animal that contemplates death, and also the only animal that shows any sign of doubt of its finality.
- W.E. Hoking
"If nature puts a burden on man by making him different, it also gives him a power."
- John Lame Deer, Sioux medicine man.
When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
- Norm Papernick
Life is simple: you're born, you die. It's the stuff in between that tells you if it was worth the simplicity.
- Anon
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Reason is highly illogical, because logic makes no sense to me.
- Craig Pearlman
Today I broke my record for consecutive days I've been alive.
- Unknown
Darkness, light - what's the difference when you can't truly see in either extreme?
- Jason Santiego
I am convinced that it is not the fear of death that haunts our sleep so much as the fear that, as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived.
- Rabbi Harold Kushner
"It's a bright wonderful world where Barney is a costume full of animate proto-matter and the Teletubbies are incarnations of fractal chaos with a message only our future youth can understand and embrace. Welcome home."
- Frank M. Adams
As intriguing as the acolytes of a lunatic, booze-fuelled hive mind cult might be, they're all a bit too crazy to be viable roleplaying options for the players.
- From an Unknown Armies scenario
I have made mistakes, but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I have never made one.
- James Gordon Bennett
Ingredient for an Unkown Armies ritual: A copy of the Torah, translated directly from Hebrew to Klingon.
Silence is exhilarating at first--as noise is--but there is a sweetness to silence outlasting exhilaration, akin to the sweetness of listening and the velvet of sleep.
- Edward Hoagland
To attract good fortune, spend a new coin on an old friend, share an old pleasure with a new friend, and lift up the heart of a true friend by writing his name on the wings of a dragon.
- Anon.
A place is nothing, not even a space. Unless at it's heart a figure stands.
- Amy Lowell
If you cease to imagine utopias you are mired in the present.
- Margaret Atwood
Ah! When imagination once runs riot where do we stop?
- Charlotte Bronte
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
- Oscar Wilde
Yet how many people there are who read as though some prize awaited them when they turned the last page! They do not wish *to read* a book; they want *to have read* it - no matter how.
- Robertson Davies
A good man who goes wrong is just a bad man who has been found out.
- Bob Edwards
If you loan money to a friend, you will loose either the money or the friend.
- Robert Zend
Money: The Poor Man's Credit Card
- Mashall McLuhan
Money in itself doesn't bring happiness. But often the *pursuit*of money does.
- Jack Clyne
"But what of the children of homosexual unions?"
- Real Cauoette, Canadian politician
"There are more important things than survival."
- Real Cauoette, Canadian politician
"You can't have a gain without a loss." [On a surplus city budget]
- Slaw Rebchuck, 1969
"The lack of mental aliveness is fundamental. Canada is a non-conductor for any sort of intellectual current."
- Frederick Phillip Grove, Canadian novelist.
"They come like foxes through the woods, they attack like lions. They take flight like birds, disappearing before they have really appears."
- A jesuit missionary, about the Iroquois (1954) .... kind of cool to be able to attack like a lion when they aren't native to north america :)
"Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense."
- Chapman Cohen.
"Second only to politics, customer service is the fastest way to lose one's faith in humanity."
- Anonymous
A town that cannot support a lawyer can always support two.
- Lyndon Johnson
"The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window."
- Stephen King.
"If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about...five minutes."
- Anonymous
"Morals have given rise to charity and pity, two dumplings that have grown like elephants, planets, which people call good. There is nothing good about them. Goodness is lucid, clear and resolute, and ruthless towards compromise and politics. Morality infuses chocolate into every man's veins. This task is not ordained by a supernatural force, but by a trust of ideas-merchants and academic monopolists."
- Tristan Tzara
An anthropologist once asked a Hopi who so many of his people's songs were about rain. The Hopi replied that it is because water is so scarce. Is that why so many of your songs are about love?
- Gregory McNamee
Arguement From Fallibility: (1) Human reasoning is inherently flawed. (2) Therefore, there is no reasonable way to challenge a proposition. (3) I propose that God exists. (4) Therefore, God exists.
- Unknown
"God is dead" - Nietzche. "Nietzche is dead" - God. God and Nietzche are dead. Therefore Nietzche is God. We all die. Therefore we are all God. However, being God requires superior attributes and being alive is superior to being dead. Therefore we are all God, who is alive. Therefore God exists.
- Travis Wilson
In a country whose revolutionary agenda is defined by free speech, the people's ability to ask informed questions should be enshrined by a president, not vilified.
- Robert McX, TRANSMETROPOLITAN #58
The truth ... has never been of any real value to any human being - it is a symbol for mathematicians and philosophers to peruse. In human relations kindness and lies are worth a thousand truths.
- Graham Greene
A man who tells the truth should keep his horse saddled.
- Caucausus Proverb
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question
- Albert Camus
All truths are half truths.
- Alfred North Whitehead
What is true is what I can't help believing.
- Oliver Wendall Holmes, Jr.
What is truth? I don't know and I'm sorry I brought it up.
- Edward Abbey
What is the use of lying when truth, well distributed, serves the same purpose?
- W. E. Forster
To sum up, then, we can say that lying means making a statement (not too vague) you want someone to believe, even though you don't (completely) believe it yourself, when the other person has a right to expect you mean what you say.
- David Nyberg, "The Varnished Truth"
A liar is someone who doesn't know how to deceive, a flatterer one who deceives only fools: he alone can pride himself on his cleverness who knows how to make skilful use of the truth.
- Vauvenargues
A man's most open actions have a secret side to them.
- Joseph Conrad
God made man because he loves stories.
- Elie Wisel
If civilisation depends to this extent on our telling the truth, then maybe it is truth telling rather than lying that is "unnatural".
- David Nyberg, "The Varnished Truth"
It is a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
- Dick Cavett
Whatever satisfies the soul is truth.
- Walt Whitman
Apart from the known and the unknown, what else is there?
- Harold Pinter
... in the interest of mental health, it would be important to know how, spontaneously, so many children, knowing the world to be fake, learn how to deal with it without going mad, while others never learn - either that it is fake, or how to deal with it.
- Jules Henry
All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
- Sri Syadasti
It is neither possible for a man to know the truth fully nor to avoid the error of pretending that he does.
- Reinhold Neibuhr
He'd discovered his finding talent in the World. It'd scared people there. Teen Wolf had an advantage that Li'l Finder never did: People see me and they know I'm different, then they get to know me, and I'm just a guy who goes through a lot of shampoo.
But in the World, people saw Orient and thought he was like them. Then they learned he had something they didn't, and they felt betrayed by him. You never learn until too late that everyone's passing for normal.
- Will Shetterly, "Nevernever"
The Nevernever was scary at first, I admit, and it continued to be scary at times. Most good things are worth a little fear.
- Will Shetterly, "Nevernever"
There may be in the cup
A spider steep'd, and one may drink, depart,
And yet partake no venom, for his knowledge
Is not infected; but if one present
The abhorr'd ingredient to his eye, make known
How he hath drunk, he cracks his gorge. his sides
With violent hefts. I have drunk, and seen the spider.
- William Shakespeare, "The Winter's Tale"
We all repeatedly fall into the trap of identifying people too closely with their circumstances. it is an almost overwhelming human impulse to attach values to appearances. The habitual ease with which we do this explains a great deal about the history of eugenics and its extraordinarily seductive power as a theory.
- Bryan Appleyard, "Brave New Worlds"
it has often been said that there are "lies, damned lies, and statistics." It should perhaps be added that there are tyrannies, damned tyrannies, and statistical tyrannies.
- Bryan Appleyard, "Brave New Worlds"
All people have genes and environments, but their environments will also largely be other people. In short, the human environment is, in reality, no more than other people's genes. There is no mysterious, external factor embodied in the world "environment," no escape from the mighty gene. That is the logic of the genocentric view of the world.
- Bryan Appleyard, "Brave New Worlds"
A theory that explains everything is sort of like God.
- John Vandermeer
So how do we regain a stable, non scientific view of ourselves? The first answer is that science - no religion, not mysticism, not astrology, not belief, nor any transcendent moral claims - should be the proper object of our scepticism. Science should, at every turn, be restrained by doubt.
- Bryan Appleyard, "Brave New Worlds"
To design an angel, it is said, you need a map of heaven. You need to know the nature of goodness and perfection. Well, we think we know how to design angels, but we have no map of heaven. We think we can improve people, but we can't define improvement.
- Bryan Appleyard, "Brave New Worlds"
But the worth of such prophetic fiction is not to say exactly what will happen in the future. Rather it is to dramatise the terms of our present predicament.
- Bryan Appleyard, "Brave New Worlds"
Today's biological organism bears little resemblance to the traditionally maternal guarentor of vital integrity, the source of nurture and sustenance; it is no longer even the passive substrata of classical genetics. The body of modern biology, like the DNA molecule - and also like the modern corporate or political body - has become just another part of any informational network, now machine, now message, always ready for exchange, each for the other.
- Evelyn Fox Kuller
"If kids can believe a god they can't see then it's very easy for them to believe in occult deities [presented in some games] they can't see"
- Reverend Fred Perna
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to virgins.
- Robert Heinlein, "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"
Sex in a hollywood movie is to sex in real life as synchronized swimming is to drowning.
- Josh MacLeod
Drugs are not dangerous because they're illegal. Drugs are illegal because they are dangerous. There is no such thing as safe use of illict drugs, including marijuana
- Dave Griffin, Canadian Police Association
Remeember: if you do not cheat you're only cheating yourself.
- Sam MacLeod
"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."
- Dr. Milton Friedman, Nobel laureate in Economics
Belonging-identity is the motive force for xenophobia; for the mindless patriotism of "my country, right or wrong"; for the pseudomystical yearning after blood and soil; for the arrogant superiority of the local man over the stranger. It is an attribute which we all finally shatre, and in doing so contribute to the most dangerous dilemna of our race.
- Adam Curle
To try to solve the problem of the commons [over use of jointly owned areas], psychologists have experimented with various simulation games. Julian Edney, an environmental psychologist who has been working on this at Yale, found that after people had experienced the simulated downfall of the commons many times, they learned (but only gradually) to curtail individual needs in order to ensure the commons' long-term survival. In the real world, however, we cannot afford to see fuel supplies, fossil fuels, and other common resources collapse even once, let alone a hundred times. We cannot afford to learn by experience.
- Peter Russell, "The Global Brain Awakens"
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
- William James
Self-interest does not rule out cheating; it only decrees that one should not get caught.
- Peter Russell, "The Global Brain Awakens"
The world is now too dangerous for anything less than Utopia.
- Buckminster Fuller
People travel to wonder at the height of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars; and they pass by themselves without wondering.
- St. Augustine, 399 AD
It was Alice who suggested we "begin at the beginning." Like most good ideas, we pay scant attention. In the beginning.... Logically, there shouldn't be anything. "Nothing" is more plausible than the alternatives.
Yet, instead of "nothing" (which is exquisitely logical) or "universal stuff" (which is, perhaps, plausible), we actually encounter avocados and emus, black holes and spelling bees, postage stamps and beauty pageants, bridge clubs and wailing walls, tragacanths and vestigial teeth.
- Alan Archibald
Santa exists, and like God, he exists because the actual grace that exudes from the transcendental mystery enacting him, brings him into existence, creates him - just as "the ground of being" created the universe - out of nothing.
- Alan Archibald
For the engineer, reality is a problem to be solved, not a mystery to be lived. For the engineer, a permanent state of wide-eyed wonder is fruitless navel-gazing. For the engineer - and the engineering mentality - it is all-important to "get on with the job"; not to get on with living Life.
And so, many of us have become meaning-starved wage slaves, surrounded by a riotous profusion of material consolations, hoping - with haggard desperation - that "more stuff" will fill the void gashed in our souls by gutted mythologies and a withered sense of wonder.
For two millennia, Christians have believed in life after death.
Now, as pie-in-the-sky becomes a certifiable subject for ridicule, the question has become, ironically: "Is there life after birth?"
Ho! Ho! Ho!
- Alan Archibald
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Really, you. You are an interesting person. I know it and you know it. Yet, for some reason, your web log sucks ass and nobody gives a fuck and then you worry shit, maybe you are a boring person.
- Jeffrey Palmer
'In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue' 'In 1493 Columbus stole all he could see.'
- Updated Traditional Verse
The opposite of love is not hatred but indifference. Thus, the opposite of beauty is not ugliness but indifference. The opposite of education is not ignorance but indifference. The opposite of life is not death but indifference to life and death.
- Elie Weisel
Drugs are not dangerous because they're illegal. Drugs are illegal because they are dangerous. There is no such thing as safe use of illict drugs, including marijuana
- Dave Griffin, Canadian Police Association
Remeember: if you do not cheat you're only cheating yourself.
- Sam MacLeod
"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."
- Dr. Milton Friedman, Nobel laureate in Economics
It is neither possible for a man to know the truth fully nor to avoid the error of pretending that he does.
- Reinhold Neibuhr
... in the interest of mental health, it would be important to know how, spontaneously, so many children, knowing the world to be fake, learn how to deal with it without going mad, while others never learn - either that it is fake, or how to deal with it.
- Jules Henry
Apart from the known and the unknown, what else is there?
- Harold Pinter
"Second only to politics, customer service is the fastest way to lose one's faith in humanity."
- Anonymous
If opportunity doesn't knock, are you justified in finding it's house, going there, and shooting him for being lazy and not getting to your place?
- Josh MacLeod
If a physicist wishes to perplex his friends, he can discuss relativity or black holes. If an economist wishes to perplex her friends, she can discuss the miracle of compound interest.
- Robert F Graboyes
Either this whole sentence is false or the earth is flat.
- Anonymous
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
- Unknown
The secret of time travel may be discovered by physicists, but it's use as a weapon will be decided by historians.
- Paul Nahin
Time travel is so dangerous it makes H-bombs seem perfectly safe gifts for children and imebeciles. I mean, what's the worse that could happen with a nuclear weapon? A few million people die; trivial. With time travel we can destroy the whole Universe, or so the theory goes.
- John Varley
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them. They show us the state of our decay.
- Brian W Aldis
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
- Berton Averre
"When looking for love, and wondering what to look for, make a list of all the qualities you want in a lover, and strive to become those things."
- Erin Smith
"Poetry is a mere drug, Sir."
- George Farquhar (Love and a Bottle, 1698)
"Confusion is always the most honest response."
- Marty Indik
I need you to help me with English. My vocabulary fucking sucks.
- Jesse MacLeod
"Good is a very simple this as well, but in it's simplicity it is awesome. It demands that men forgive the most obvious in themsleves."
- David C Smith, "Master of Evil"
Not all good deeds are unintentional. It does occasionally happen that humanity's victories are won not by accident but by people making the right choices for the right reasons.
- The Singularity Institute (http://www.singinst.org/)
"The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them."
- Albert Einstein
Welcome to the War on Apathy. The future doesn't have to be the dystopia promised by doomsayers. The future doesn't even have to be the flashy yet unimaginative chrome-and-computer world of traditional futurism. We can become smarter. We can step beyond the millennia-old messes created by human-level intelligence. Humanity can solve its problems - both the huge visible problems everyone talks about and the huge silent problems we've learned to take for granted. If the nature of the world we live in bothers you, there is something rational you can do about it.
- The Singularity Institute (http://www.singinst.org/)
As with most instruments of mass communication, television finds man in the astonishing position of having vast resources for exchange of intelligence, but no intelligence to exchange.
- R F Jones
An Eskimo hunter asked the local missionary priest, "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" "No," said the priest, "not if you did not know." "Then why," asked the Eskimo earnestly, "did you tell me?"
- Dillard, Annie, "Pilgrim at Tinker Creek"'
A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
- Bernard Johnson
The "New-consciousness" is nostalgic for a past they never knew, back somewhere between the Fall and the fallout.
- Sam Levinson, "In One Era and Out the Other"
If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep.
- Sam Levinson, "In One Era and Out the Other"
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
- H. L .Mencken
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant.
- Henry Miller
Printer's sign: You can have it Cheap. You can have it Quick. You can have it Accurate. Pick any two.
"Science gives man what he needs, but magic gives him what he wants."
- Tom Robbins
It's just another example of how in this utopian world everything will be made illegal so that there will be no crimes!
- http://www.kibo.com/kibopost/plan_to_save_the_world.html
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.
- Chomsky
The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Man is unbelievably slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. The marriage of the two is a force beyond calculation.
- Leo Cherne
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
- Unknown
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
- Unknown
Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- Unknown
Never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel.
- Unknown
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.
- Milton, Paradise Lost
The reason I'm fishin 4 a new religion is my church makes me fall asleep. They're praising a God that watches you weep, and doesn't want you to do a damn thing about it. When they want change the preacher says shout it, does shoutin' bring about change I doubt it. All shouting does is make you lose your voice.
- Arrested Development, Fishin' 4 Religion
I've never been very sure about what is right. I am not sure there is such a thing as right. Or wrong. Just places to stand.
- Death, via Terry Pratchett, "Reaper Man"
There's no point in killing an opponent: There's no triumph over a corpse, but a beaten opponent, who will remain beaten every day of the remainder of their sad and wretched life, is something to treasure.
- Terry Pratchett, "Witches Abroad "
Do people not realize that when you marry a stupid person, you're playing Russian roulette with the intelligence of your children?
- Unknown
When the gods choose to punish us, they are merely answering our prayers.
- Oscar Wilde
There are so many forms of love and affection, some people can spend their whole lives together without knowing each other's names. Naming is a difficult and time consuming process; it concerns essences, and it means power. But on wild nights who can call you home? Only one who knows your name.
- Jeanette Winterson, Oranges are not the only fruit.
The imagination is not the consolation people pretend. It can even be regarded as the admission of some sort of failure.
- Edmund White, "A Boy's Own Story"
Energy in itself is a sort of redemption. No wonder we admire Satan. But if the Devil were listless, if he were a pale man in his underwear who watched television by day behind closed venetian blinds - oh if that were the devil I would fear him.
- Edmund White, "A Boy's Own Story"
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
- Tom Lehrer
Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung.
- Voltaire
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
- Brendan Behen
Psychoanalysis feeds on intensity, as though life were all flame and no ash.
- Edmund White, "A Boy's Own Story
People are always talking about tradition, but they forget we have a tradition of a few hundred years of nonsense and stupidity, that there is a tradition of idiocy, incompetence, and crudity.
- Hugo Demartini
Trying to reconcile creationism to evolutionary theory is like walking around trying to apply the AD&D alignments to the people you meet in your life.
- Some IRCer
And to the engineers I said, no corporation has ever fallen in love. But they had no idea what I was talking about. I said, what is happening on the net is people falling in love with the world again. Listen.
I refined this a little in DC, talking to the Federal webmasters and agency chieftains. I said this is a radical conspiracy that you may have heard of, called democracy. But that didn't sound right to me. Not even half dangerous enough. So in Las Vegas, because of the venue and in honor of Elvis I said, I sang (I actually did) Suspicious Minds from the podium to Sun Microsystems and their largest clients and I said no corporation has ever fallen in love and that is why corporations, which have never really incorporated in the true sense, are so suspicious of the net. Words to that effect. And I gave them shit about being "the dot in dot.com" and who really gave a rat's ass about that anyway? They laughed. They sorta got it. And I thought to write a poem called Viva Las Vegas, in honor of Elvis again, of course, about how all the stupid things in the world add up to a world that isn't stupid at all if we could only see it from high enough up.
- Chris Locke
The tenaciously popular notion that the Internet is somehow located on the other side of the tracks from the purported Real World is the by-product of limp intellects inhabiting substandard physical vehicles they have repossessed via Tantric Tapdancing, Esoteric Echolalia, and the ingestion of one too many Echinacea cheeseballs. These people are, in short, full of shit.
- Chris Locke
The danger that a mythology understood too literally, and taught by the Church will suddenly be repudiated lock, stock and barrel is today greater than ever. Is it not time that the Christian mythology, instead of being wiped out, was understood symbolically for once?
- Carl Jung, "The Undiscovered Selff"
"Forgiveness is the fragrance left behind by the orchid, upon the heel that has crushed it."
- Mark Twain
When the average age of a grandmother in Philadelphia's housing projects is twenty-five, to call childbirth a miracle is at least a tasteless joke and at worst a true obscenity.
- Dave Sim
Though I no longer sit on executive committees, I still spend 90% of my time on The Body Shop business.
And the other 10%? More of the same, but where 'the business' is 100% activism and campaigning! The most exciting part of my life is now - I believe the older you get, the more radical you become. There's a quote I identify with, 'A woman in advancing old age is unstoppable by any earthly force'.
- Anita Roddick
For in and out, above, about, below
'Tis nothing but a magic shadow show.
- The Rubaiyat of Oman Khayyam (tran. Eddwardd Fitzgerald)
Suppose someone saw an oxcart going down the road and a plane taxiing down a runway and argued, "They both move on wheels, so they must be the same thing." How would you counter this argument?
- James Trefil, "Are We Unique?&quoot;
Nevertheless, if I look at history, I find a kind of steady intellectual progress. I see more and more things that used to be mysteries brought under the domain of rational scientific thought. If I asked them, then, to make aguess about what will happen in the frontier of consciousness, I find myself in the position of someone watching a horse race and being asked whether or not the horse that won every other race it has been in is the one to back. You may not be able to prove he'll win the next race, but you would be a dam fool not to bet on him.
- James Trefil, "Are We Unique?&quoot;
The Three Laws of Robotics:
1) A robot may not harm a human being nor, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2) A robot must obey orders from a human being unless they conflict with the First Law.
3) A robot must protect its own existence unless it conflicts with the First and Second Law.
- Issac Asimov
"Who is creating such stories today? Whose voices will draw new listeners the way Druids drew down the moon, the way Greeks drew a wooden horse to the gates of Troy? Tell me, O muse, of those ingenious heroes. Sing to me, goddess, of anger and estrangement. I'm a motherfucker, baby, your mind my sky, your eyes my fire. This world, this life so intricate, delicate, complex. Precious beyond measure. I'm slamming my head against the walls of empire, the habits of power, enraged. Blasting and burning for your love. Imagining the network finally connected. Imagining joy. A wall of horns and drums and dangerous magical noise. I'm bending over my Fender, working the circuits, incendiary, incandescent. Rocking in the free world, serving notice on Babylon. Ain't in for a dollar, ain't in for a dime. Ain't going down for no two-bit dream. Armed only with imagination, I'm back in your spiral arms tonight. Everything has at least two meanings. But one thing girl that I want to say, love is love and not fade away."
- Chris Locke
Granted, in a perfect world, children would be kept in small cages and occasionally rented out for psychological experiments, but until that blessed day, they'll venture out in public. And unless they're being brats or being used as political pawns to take away the rights and privileges of adults, who the fuck cares?
In my world, people are like roaches -- I don't notice them until they're crawling around in my chicken and broccoli.
- From a post about alt.support.childfrree by the Misanthropic Bitch
That God does not exist, I cannot deny, That my whole being cries out for God I cannot forget
- Jean-Paul Sartre
To try to reconcile an inexplicable and momentary state with logic seems to me an amusing game. The convention of spoken language is amply sufficient, but for ourselves alone, for our inner games and our literature we don't need it any more.
- Tristan Tzara
I love the characters, who are people you really like and enjoy having adventures with. They are emotionally involved with each other. I think this makes the erotica way more interesting than in most novels. The sex is vital to the plot, not just thrown in. (The sorcery is of the sex magic variety.)
- From a novel review
Superficially, Dhalgren is about a man who has forgotten his name, coming to the abandoned city of Bellona, somewhere in the United States, sometime in the mid-Twentieth Century, and what happens to him there. But that is like saying that The Lord of the Rings is about jewelry
- From a review.
I suppose we are men with a candle in the dark. Close in the light with walls of certainty or authority, and it may seem brighter -- look, friends, that's a reflection from prison walls, your light is no larger. I'll carry mine throught the open night in my own hand."
- Edgar Pangborn
No God is sane. How could it be? To be a Man is so much less taxing, and most men are mad. ... How much more deranged the Gods must be, merely to exist.
- Harlan Ellison
What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
- Vilhjalmur Stefansson
The human understanding is no dry light, but receives and infusion from the will and affections... What a man rather were true, he more readily belives
-Francis Bacon
The most dreadful thing of all is that many millions of people in the poor countries are going to starve to death before our eyes. We shall see them doing so upon our television sets.
- C.P. Snow
Be not too hasty to trust or admire the teachers of morality: they discourse like angels but they live like men.
- Samuel Johnson
What a shame it is that the human animal cannot put his moral ideas into practice. I suspect that machines are ahead of morals by a good many years.
- Harry Truman
Have you ever wondered why, wondered why the night sky, Is always so dark and sinister? With a few clouds here and a few clouds there, And the moon, with the light it administers. Maybe it's the darkness in our souls that fills all hollows and holes, darker than the darkest empty space. Or maybe it's just there to see, not to be pondered about by you and me, so let it simply Rest in Peace.
- Charles Edward Jaggard
"Light a candle for every sinner, set the world on fire."
- Charles Edward Jaggard
There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages.
- Ruth Hermance Green
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of the telescope. Which is what I do, and makes you laugh at life's realities."
- Dr. Theodore Dreissel (Dr. Seuss)
"Life is eternal and love is immortal, and death is only a horizon
and a horizon is nothing, save the limit of our sight."
- Carly Simon
As repulsive as the notion may seem, it is a fact that "theophagy" - the technical term for the consumption of a god's body and blood - has been considered a religious experience worldwide for thousands of years.
- [http://www.truthbeknown.com/cannibal..htm]
Although "religious" fanatics may violently oppose this notion, all religion is basically mythology built upon limited human perceptions of what is in the universe, and not upon concrete and absolute truths. Absolute truth has no form; hence, whenever "God" is portrayed as having form, whether human or animal, male or female, black, white or polka-dotted, it is not *the* Truth.
- http://www.truthbeknown.com/devil.htm<
Terrorism is an essentially marginal activity, carried out by those without much power, which can only succeed if it can stampede the target society into overreacting.
- Gwynne Dyer
"There is certainly no reason to admire a science that counts insects and atoms but is ignorant of God"
- Frithjof Schuon
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein.
Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that states that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe-spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned with my sex life.
- Unknown
Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics. Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously.
- David L. Goodstein "States of Mattter"
Islamic militants have the right to kill civilians in the US and Israel beause they are democracies, where the people choose their leaders and are responsible for policies that enslave the world.
- Yousseef Chahina, Time, Sept 23, 2002<
If your Twinkie doesn't explode, it will burn instead, saturating your kitchen and clothes with a curious burnt plastic smell that will permeate your skin, your walls and your very dreams. If you smell the Twinkie burning, turn off the microwave and leave it alone for several minutes as it may explode for a while after.
- from the BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dnna/h2g2/alabaster/A516836
The battle is over but there is no end to our struggle. Those who rose up against us have been vanquished but they have yet to make peace. Return your swords to your scabbards but keep them ready, for the time has not come when you may beat them into plowshares.
- Moshe Dayan
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
- Albert Einstein
If my theory of relativity is proved successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will claim me as a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German, and Germany will say that I am a Jew.
- Albert Einstein, 1934
There are three types of people in the world: there are the followers, the leaders, and the leader's friends.
- Doc Fulton
Jokes were acts of love because they made light of a world of abominations and chaos.
- Russell M Griffin
It's a free world; you don't have to like Jews, but if you don't, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products, like the Wassermann Test for syphilis; digitalis, discovered by a Dr. Nuslin; insulin, discovered by Dr. Minofsky; chlorohydrate for convulsions, discovered by Dr. Lifreich; the Shick Test for diphtheria; vitamins discovered by Dr. Funk; streptomycin, discovered by Dr. Z. Woronan; the polio pill by Dr. A. Sabin and the polio vaccine by Dr. Jonas Salk.
Good! Boycott! Humanitarian consistency requires that my people offer all these gifts to all people of the world. Fanatic consistency requires that all bigots accept syphilis, diabetes, convulsions, malnutrition, infantile paralysis and tuberculosis as a matter of principle.
You want to be mad? Be mad! But I'm telling you, you ain't going to feel so good!
- Sam Levinson
Can He be God if He can only be worshiped in one way?
- Rabbi Yitzhak Yaakov
What would you think of a man who not only kept an arsenal in his home, but was collecting at enormous financial sacrifice a second arsenal to protect the first one?
What would you say if this man so frightened his neighbors that they in turn were collecting weapons to protect themselves from him? What if this man spent ten times as much money on his expensive weapons as he did on the education of his children? What if one of his children criticized his hobby and he called that child a traitor and a bum and disowned it? And he took another child who had obeyed him faithfully and armed that child and sent it out into the world to attack neighbors? What would you say about a man who introduced poisons into the water he drinks and the air he breathes? What if this man is not only feuding with the people on his block but involves himself in the quarrels of others in distant parts of the city and even in the suburbs? Such a man would be a paranoid schizophrenic, with homicidal tendencies.
- Robert Anton Wilson, "Illuminatuss"
Q: Do you have something against parents in general?
A: In general, no. Not parents who have a lot of love and want to share it with a child and raise it to be a responsible, conscientious and productive person. To raise a good person is nothing short of a public service.
However, I think a lot of people have kids either a) because you're "supposed to," b) they seek unconditional love, making them more pet owners than parents, or c) they seek the ultimate middle-class status accessory, making them more consumers than parents.
Notice how the girls get the weirdest names - some people are more interested in playing with dolls than raising future adults
- Diana Goodman - http://www.notwithoutmmyhandbag.com/babynames/faq.html
Q: So what are your kids' names?
A: Don't have any, and don't have any names picked out for the future. Although I'm leaning toward a symbol that can't be pronounced, or maybe a series of high-pitched screeches.
- Diana Goodman - http://www.notwithoutmmyhandbag.com/babynames/faq.html
DATE #3 enters. By this point, Scott is getting a bit dejected. D#3 cups Scott's face in his hands, and gently kisses him. (Yeah, the actor we have playing Scott is going to do a lot of kissing in this show. We might want to have him screened for mono before we start rehearsals.)
- Keith Hartman, "A Beginner's Guidde to Seduction"
"There is no greater burden than great potential."
- Charles Schultz
"Rarely is the question asked 'Is our children learning?'"
-George W. Bush
The most dreadful thing of all is that many millions of people in the poor countries are going to starve to death before our eyes. We shall see them doing so upon our television sets.
- C.P. Snow
There doesn't seem to be any organized childfree activism, which is a pity. Appeals to "It's for the children" are fairly common in public policy, and it's unfortunate that there isn't a group arguing for the opposite position.
- A.M. Kuchling
Having children may still be a near-compulsory part of the conventional script for a life, but there are hopeful signs that this is changing.
- A.M. Kuchling
In reality, though, the first thing to ask of history is that it should point out to us the paths of liberty. The great lesson to draw from revolutions is not that they devour humanity but rather that tyranny never fails to generate them.
- Pierre Elliott Trudeau
Do you know about the Eleventh Commandment? It says, "Thou shalt not bore God, or he will destroy your universe."
- John Lilly
Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.
- Frederick P. Brooks, Jr.
1) A strong belief is more important than a few facts.
2) The stronger the belief, the fewer the facts.
3) The fewer the facts, the more people killed.
- Milton Rothman
"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children."
- Sam Austin
"In college, I experimented with heterosexuality. I slept with a straight guy. I was really drunk."
- Bob Smith
"Forget your stereotypes, your fears. Straight people are not what you have been led to believe. They're a wonderfully diverse bunch, thought the flamboyant ones hog all the media attention."
- Micheal Goff
"If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility."
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"For a long time it seemed to me that real life was about to begin, but there was always some obstacle in the way. Something had to be got through first, some unfinished business; time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life."
- Bette Howland
"...Men love abstract reasoning and neat systematization so much that they think nothing of distorting the truth, closing their eyes and ears to contrary evidence to preserve their logical constructions."
- Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes From Undergroound
"I wanted a perfect ending... Now, I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment, and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity."
- Gilda Radner
"...no battle is ever won he said. They are not even fought. The field only reveals to man his own folly and despair, and victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools."
- 'The Sound and the Fury', William Faullkner
"Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers."
- Cigarette-Smoking Man, X-Files
"Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel.""
- The Washington Post
"Organized religion is like organized crime; it preys on peoples' weaknesses, generates huge profits for its operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate."
- Anonymous
We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing, all-powerful God, who creates faulty humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.
- Gene Roddenberry
"Truth in matters of religion is simply the opinion that has survived."
- Oscar Wilde
"Labels are for filing, labels are for clothing, labels are not for people."
- Martina Navratilova
On gays in the military: What's the army afraid is going to happen if gay people are in it? "Private, shoot this man." "I can't. He's adorable. Blues eyes and that uniform. It's too much." I think the army is afraid of 10,000 guys with M-16s going, "Who'd you call faggot?"
- Jon Stewart
"If male homosexuals are 'gay', then female homosexuals should be 'ecstatic'."
- Shelly Roberts
"Government, today, is growing too strong to be safe. There are no longer any citizens in the world; there are only subjects. They work day in and day out for their masters; they are bound to die for their masters at call. Out of this working and dying they tend to get less and less.
- H.L. Mencken
Athens built the Acropolis. Corinth was a commercial city, interested in purely materialistic things. Today we admire Athens, visit it, preserve the old temples, yet we hardly ever set foot in Corinth.
- Harold Urey
Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot.
- Neil Gaiman
Before you suspect conspiracy, don't rule out incompetence.
- From Then What? A Funquiry into the Naature of Technology, Human Transformation and Marshall McLuhan
"Humans are creatures who spend their entire lives in an attempt to convince themselves that their lives are not absurd."
- Albert Camus
"Democracy is government by amateurs.... The survival of our society depends on the vitality of the amateur spirit.... The representative of the people...must be wary of becoming a professional politician.".
- Daniel J. Boorstin
Now, from that brief summary, you can hopefully appreciate that the four factions are diametrically opposed both in aims and beliefs. However, this is a fact that appears not to worry the scenario writers at White Wolf, for the blurb on the back of the Superviser's Screen campaign book cheerfully proclaims: "...enables players to jump into the action as Aberrants, Utopians or agents of the sinister Project Proteus."
If that wasn't enough of a challenge, inside the book it adds: "It's not impossible to bring unaffiliated or even Teragen characters into the plot."
Let's think about this for a moment. Imagine you were a professional RPG author being asked to write a scenario to be published for a World War II RPG.
Imagine this was the brief:
"The scenario will be set in occupied France. It should be suitable for player character groups who are from any of the following organisations: British Special Operations Executive, De Gaulle Resistance, Communist Resistance, the Gestapo."
You might say that would be a bit tricky. I'd say it would be damn near impossible. But that's the task that the White Wolf writers had set themselves.
- from a review of an Aberrant scenario at the criticalmiss web site - [http://www.criticalmiss.com/]
"Hell is the home of honour, duty, justice, and the rest of the seven deadly virtues. All the wickedness on earth is done in their name."
- G B Shaw, "Man And Superman";
I move - a silent exile on this earth;
As in his dreary cell one doomed for life,
My tongue is mute, and closed ear heedeth not;
No gleam of hope this darken'd mind assures
That the blest power of speech shall e'er be known.
- John Carlin, "The Mute's Lament&qquot;
The destruction of this planet would have no significance on a cosmic scale: to an observer in the Andromeda nebula, the sign of our extinction would be no more than a match flaring for a second in the heavens: and if that match does blaze in the darkness there will be none to mourn a race that used a power that could have lit a beacon in the stars to light its funeral pyre. The choice is ours.
- Stanley Kubrick
We men came from the forest-folk long ago, though our pride grew so great that we forget that fact. Yes, long and long ago we sprang from soft-skinned, weak, fumbling creatures of the forest world, creatures that had no claws or strength or swiftness.
But one thing those creatures had, and that was curiosity. And curiosity was the key that unlocked for them the hidden powers of nature, so that they grew strong. So strong we grew, so great we deemed ourselves, that we thought ourselves a different order of beings and oppressed and tyrannized the other creatures of Earth.
- Edmond Hamilton, "Day of Judgemennt"
The word "politics" is derived from the word "poly", meaning "many", and the word "ticks", meaning "blood sucking parasites".
- Larry Hardiman
Believe again!
You have forgotten how to believe in anything beyond your chosen treadmill. You have grown out of the fairy tale age, you say. But what have you grown into?... With your hopeless scalding tears at night, and your dry-eyed misery when you waken. Do you like it?
- Zenna Henderson, "Turn the Page&qquot;
Let thy words be keen heeders of the truth, for truth is no heeder of words.
- James P. Hogan
Some people see things as they are and ask why; I see things that may never be and ask why not.
- Robert Kennedy
"Some see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and ask why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw
Die, n: The singular of "dice." We seldom hear this word because there is a prohibitory proverb, "Never say die."
-Ambrose Bierce
[Party Scene: Our cast of thousands fills the stage. If we're a few short of a thousand, we might substitute some cardboard silhouettes of party guests.]
- Keith Hartman, "A Beginner's Guidde to Seduction"
JEN
The second rule of seduction: "Want what you can get."
[Easel Boy puts up a poster with the second rule of seduction on it.]
JEN (cont'd)
Now, Scott, lots of people break this rule. They go around falling in love with people who can never love them back. You know the kind of people I mean: Straight women who chase gay men. Gay men who chase straight men. Dogs that chase cars. These sorts of things just can't end well.
- Keith Hartman, "A Beginner's Guidde to Seduction"
Commonly Requested UFO Terms under the Freedom Of Information Act that no information has been found on
- http://www.nsa.gov/docs/efoia/notr.inttro.html
Is D20 a good universal system?
I don't use that word that way. I would say that D20 is an adequate generic system, but has no chance as a universal one.. A generic system is one which is designed to work with any setting; a universal system is desinged to work with every setting.
I mean that with a lot of tweaks and twists, you can probably play any kind of world with the D20 game system. People already did that for decades with other systems. Is there anyone here who never encountered a game in which some guy adapted his preferred game to play some setting for which it was never intended? Sometimes it seemed like you were wrenching the setting onto the system, but it was done. D20 is loose enough that you can make it fit any world you want, if you're willing to do the work to make it fit.
- M. J. Young
In alot of ways admitting to being a "gamer" (like admitting to being gay) is like a game of russian roulette, and you never know which person you tell is going to be the one that goes off. Sometimes it doesn't matter and sometimes it can.
- Vladimir
"There are two kinds of knowledge, local and universal. There are two kinds of time, local and universal."
"Are there two kinds of gods?"
"No," she said. "There are no gods there. The gods are here."
- Ursula K. LeGuin, "Four Ways To FForgiveness"
"Oh, the hell with all that phony dignity, it's just pissing to mark your territory. All you need envy him, Bakitam, is his freedom."
He smiled. "You're the only person I've ever know who was neither owned nor owned. That is freedom. I wonder if you know it?"
- Ursula K. LeGuin, "Four Ways To FForgiveness"
A myth is a projection of an aspect of a cultures soul. In its complex but revealing symbolism, a myth is to a culture what a dream is to an individual.
- David & Margaret Adams Lemming, ";Encyclopedia Of Creation Myths"
Just as individuals and families are preoccupied with their origins, cultures need to know where they and the world they live in originated. So it is that virtually all cultures have creation myths.
- David & Margaret Adams Lemming, ";Encyclopedia Of Creation Myths"
Each day for 18,000 years Phan-Ku grew 10 feet between the sky, which was raised 10 feet, and the earth, which grew by 10 feet. So it is that heaven and earth are now separated by 90,000 li or 30,000 miles.
- Chinese Creation Myth
... the universe is a green dragon. Green, because the whole universe is alive, an embyrogenesis beginning with the cosmic egg of the primeval fireball and culminating in the present emergent reality. And a dragon, too, nothing less. Dragons are mystical, powerful, emerging out of our mystery, disappearing in mystery, fierce, benign, known to teach humans the deepest reaches of wisdom. And dragons are filled with fire. Though there are no dragons, we are dragon fire. We are the creative, scintillating, searing, healing flame of the awesome and enchanting universe.
- Brain Swimme, "The Universe Is A Green Dragon"
Magic Words (after Nalungiaq)
In the very earliest time.
when both people and animals lived on earth,
a person could become an animal if he wanted to
and an animal could become a human being.
Sometimes they were people
and sometimes animals
and there was no difference.
All spoke the same language.
That was the time when words were like magic.
The human mind had mysterious powers.
A word spoken by chance
might have strange consequences.
It would suddenly come alive
and what people wanted to happen could happen --
all you had to do was say it.
Nobody could explain this:
That's the way it was.
- Jerome Rothenberg, "Shaking the PPumpkin"
There were spaceships again in that century, and the ships were manned by fuzzy impossibilities that walked in two legs and sprouted tuffs of hair in unlikely anatomical regions. They were a garrulous kind. They belonged to a race quite capable of admiring its own image in a mirror, and equally capable of cutting its own throat before the altar of some tribal god, such as the deity of Daily Shaving. It was a species which often considered itself to be, basically, a race of divinely inspired toolmakers; and intelligent entity from Arcturus would instantly have perceived them to be, basically, a race of impassioned after-dinner speech makers.
It was inevitable, it was manifest destiny, they felt (and not for the first time) that such a race go forth and conquer the stars. To conquer them several times, if need be, and certainly to make speeches about the conquest. But, too, it was inevitable that the race succumb again to the old maladies on new worlds, even as on Earth before, in the litany of life and in the special liturgy of man: Vercisles by Adam, Rejoinders by the Crucified.
- Walter M Miller Jr., "A Canticle For Lebowitz"
"They've noticed it too."
"The increased radiation count?"
"That's not all." He hesitated again. He did not like saying it. To communicate a fact seemed always to lend it further existence.
- Walter M Miller Jr., "A Canticle For Lebowitz"
"Where's the truth?" he asked quietly. "What's to be believed? Or does it matter at all? When mass murders been answered with mass murder, rape with rape, hate with hate, there's no longer much meaning in asking whose ax is bloodier. Evil, on evil, piled on evil."
- Walter M Miller Jr., "A Canticle For Lebowitz"
"Due process, they call it," he growled. "Due process of mass, state-sponsored suicide. With all of society's blessings."
"Well," said the visitor, "it's certainly better than letting them die horribly, by degrees."
"Is it? Better for whom? The street cleaner? Better to have your living corpses walk to a central disposal station while they can still walk? Less public spectacle? Less horror lying around? Less disorder? A few million corpses lying around might start a rebellion against those responsible. That's what your government means by better, isn't it?"
- Walter M Miller Jr., "A Canticle For Lebowitz"
"You heard him say it? 'Pain's the only evil I know about.' You heard that?"
The monk nodded solemnly.
"And that society is the only thing that determines whether an act is wrong or not? That too?"
"Yes."
"Dearest God, how did those two heresies get back into the world after all this time?"
- Walter M Miller Jr., "A Canticle For Lebowitz"
'My brother is writing," she explains. "He gets so little quiet time."
"Life is noisy," Oya says with a shrug. "If he cannot work with the noise then he should learn.."
"But the crying of the babies, the squabbles of the little children and the women," Aduke gestures vaguely to indicate the entire the entire extended family that lives crowded into the apartment as they once would have lived in a more spacious compound. "He is preserving our history for future generations. It is important work."
"What is the future," Oya says sensibly, "if it isn't noisy children and babbling women?"
- JaneLindskold, "Legends Walking&qquot;
I hope to do it [intervene to appoint woman candidates] in less than nine ridings this time, but sometimes I have to intervene and I will. ... Women don't want privileges, they want the right to compete.
- Jean Chretien, Canadian Prime Ministerr, 1997
We are all here on earth to help others. What I can't figure out is what the others are here for.
- W Hauden
To die is easy when we are in perfect health. On a fine spring morning, out of doors, on the downs, mind and body sound and exhilarated, it would be nothing to lie down on the turf and pass away.
- Mark Rutherford
The secret of what anything means to us depends on how we've connected it to all the other things we know. That's why it's almost always wrong to seek the "real meaning" of anything. A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
- Marvin Minsky
Questions unite people, and answers divide them.
- Elie Weisel
The last temptation is the greatest treason:
To do the right deed for the wrong reason.
- T.S. Elliot
"There are a lot better things to do than try to provide intelligent answers to stupid questons."
- Alberta Premier Ralph Klein, on why hee doesn't like to sit on the legislature
You see, if there's nothing as unattractive as desperation, then logically, there's nothing as sexy as apathy.
- Keith Hartman, "A Beginner's Guidde To Seduction"
In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea.
- Richard Bach
There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn; whatever steps we take, they're necessary to reach the places we've chosen to go.
- Richard Bach
There is always a multitude of reasons both in favour of doing a thing and against doing it. The art of debate lies in presenting them; the art of life lies in neglecting ninety-nine hundredths of them.
- Mark Rutherford
A diamond is only forever. Give that someone special something that dies.
- sign on the front of a San Fernando vaalley floral shop
The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in "Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire" and the computer will ask, "Specify type of goat"
- Anonymous
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Anonymous
Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.
- Jane Wagner
Being strange is not necessarily bad - Sometimes it's a person's only redeeming quality.
- Paula Sharp, I Loved You All
I am agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.
- Clarence Darrow
If a man would follow today the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the new, he would be insane
- Robert Ingersoll
Religion prevents our children from having a rational education; religion prevents us from removing the fundamental causes of war; religion prevents us from teaching the ethic of scientific cooperation in place of the old fierce doctrines of sin and punishment. It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion
- Bertrand Russell
What are the facts? Not those in Homer, Shakespeare, or even the Bible. The facts for most of us are a dark street, crowds, hurry, commonplaceness, loneliness, and, worse than all, a terrible doubt which can hardly be named as to the meaning and purpose of the world.
- Mark Rutherford
Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
- Isaac Asimov
"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."
- Virginia Woolf
All thinking men are atheists.
- Ernest Hemingway
Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
- Steven Weinberg
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
- Mark Twain
I do not understand how anyone can live without one small place of enchantment to turn to.
- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
- Jay Leno
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
- Mary Ellen Chase
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
- Bill McKibben
With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too.
- Yiddish Proverb
In the long run, we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving.
- Sheldon Kopp
I have a strange fancy - that there is one word which I was sent into the world to say. At times I can dimly make it out but I cannot see it. Nevertheless it seems to make all other speech seem beside the mark and futile.
- Mark Rutherford
We cannot really understand a religion unless we have believed it.
- Mark Rutherford
There is in a man an upwelling spring of life, energy, love, whatever you like to call it. If a course is not cut for it, it turns the ground round it into a swamp.
- Mark Rutherford
For those worried about how materialism is affecting the Christmas spirit, of if they're being in the xmas spirit enough, the perfect holiday gift! http://www.goohf.com/
This whole week has made me really glad that I'm not an actor. We're a non-union, non-paying shoot, and we were still swamped with qualified actors. I can't imagine what the competition must be like for the paying gigs. And there are so many reasons that you can get screwed for a part. Even if you're fucking brilliant, you can still loose the role just because you're not exactly the right height, look, or body type. And I thought writers had it tough. At least nobody cares what we look like.
- Keith Hartman
Product: First Alert Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Alarm (#SC01N), which includes a "silence" button to shut the thing up in case you burn your toast.
"WARNING! Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not correct a CO problem or extinguish a fire."
- From the user manual of a combo smoke and carbon monoxide detector.
Two Taoist sages were standing on a bridge over a stream.
One said to the other, "I wish I were a fish. They are so happy."
The other replied, "How do you know whether fish are happy or not? You're not a fish!"
The first said, "But you're not me, so how do you know whether I know how fish feel?"
- Unknown
The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
- Frank P. Church, from the famous New YYork Sun editorial "Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus"
The original D&D seems, quite obviously, to be a pastiche of Fritz Leiber and Robert E. Howard adventure stories, set in a Tolkeinian world of Moorcockian morality, using Jack Vance's magic system, redacted for multiple protagonists. No wonder things are confused.
- Ken Hite
CARTOON NETWORK- the RPG: Rules for pseudo-science (Dexter's Lab), funky superheroing (Powerpuff Girls), and weird/funny horror (Courage the Cowardly Dog). It would be like World of Darkness, if World of Darkness was sponsored by skittles.
- Arcane Runes Press
"Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth,. The Djinn knew this. We have power over our own stories. We shaped our world as we wished it to be. It was our glory."
- Christopher Moore, "Practical Demmonkeeping"
"What's morality?"
"It's the difference between what is right and what you can rationalize."
"Must be a human thing."
"Exactly."
- Christopher Moore, "Practical Demmonkeeping"
'There is no such thing as a conservative hero.'
- Christopher Moore, "Lamb"
'Yuck," said Joshua. "What is this thing?"
"It's a yeti," said Gaspar from behind me, obviously having been roused from his trance. "An abominable snowman."
"This is what happens when you fuck a sheep?!" I exclaimed.
""Not am abomination," Josh said, "abominable." The yeti licked him on the cheek. Joshua tried to push it away. To Gaspar he said, "Am I in danger?"
Gaspar shrugged. "Does a dog have a buddha nature?"
"Please, Gaspar," Joshua said. "This is a question of practical application, not spiritual growth."
- Christopher Moore, "Lamb"
He is a wise man who invented God.
- Plato
The believer is happy, the doubter wise.
- Greek Proverb
The righteous man has few enemies; the ruthless man has none.
- Anonymous
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
- Plato
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
- Jacquelyn Mitchard
There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create.
- Charles Baudelaire
The best magic always results from ecstasies of logic.
- Alban Berg
We wait all these years to find someone who understands us, I thought, someone who accepts us as we are, someone with a wizard's power to melt stone to sunlight, who can bring us happiness in spite of trials, who can face our dragons in the night, who can transform us into the soul we choose to be. Just yesterday I found that magical Someone is the face we see in the mirror: It's us and our homemade masks.
- Richard Bach
God is a scientist, not a magician.
- Albert Einstein
We must not let daylight in upon the magic.
- Walter Bagehot
Science is a way of talking about the universe in words that bind it to a common reality. Magic is a method of talking to the universe in words that it cannot ignore. The two are rarely compatible.
- Neil Gaiman, The Books of Magic #1 >
"To suspect your own mortality is to know the beginning of terror; to learn irrefutably that you are mortal is to know the end of terror."
- Frank Herbert, "Children of Dune&"
Perhaps this would be a good time for a cautionary statement. Phoenix Café openly examines the possibilities of alien/human sex, mixed-gender sex, same-gender sex, clone sex, and I think I caught a hint of computer/cleaning product sex. The easily embarrassed aren't going to be reading any passages aloud.
- from a review of the novel by Gwyneth Jones
He who makes a beast of himself ignores the burden of being a man.
- Hunter S Thompson
"...and the life of Man [is] nasty, poor, brutish, solitary, and short."
- Thomas Hobbes
I am a disappointed atheist. I feel upset on the whole that I've had to resort to atheism. I'm kind of angry with God for not existing.
- Terry Pratchett
The regional coroner for northern B.C. says more people kill themselves in the province each year than die in car crashes. Dave Coverdale says that's unacceptable
- news on castanet.net
God. Country. Family. The only way to know the former is to dissolve the second and expand the latter.
- Ray Sweatman
Exploring life is more fun than killing yourself.
- Marek Jastrzebski
Many stand around the empty well for the company. Many approach the dry well because of the crowd.
- Dan Hughes
We have yet to offer a more compelling alternative to being brain-washed.
- David Hopkins
Sure, opposites attract. But one person being a man and the other a woman is about all the opposite most couples can handle.
- Bob Perlman
Critical Mass of Therapy: When you have worked on yourself more than you have self to work on.
- Jeneane Sessum
The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off
- Marek Jastrzebski
No one travels so high as he who knows not where he is going.
- Oliver Cromwell
Reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- Albert Einstein
If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.
- Albert Einstein
Martin Luther King said "I have a dream", not "I have a plan".
- Unknown
Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up. That he has to leave the nest, the security, and go out to do battle. He has to lose everything that is lovely and fight for a new loveliness of his own making, and it's a tragedy. A lot of people don't have the courage to do it.
- Helen Hayes
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!"
- Anon
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
- Andre Gide
Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
- Fred Hoyle
"When life throws you a lemon, make grape juice. then sit down and let the world wonder how you did it."
- Anonymous
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, but I think that a laughing gas factory would be pretty tough competition.
- Greg Pettit
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the Devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of hell.
- St. Augustine
The man who thinks he can do without the world is indeed mistaken; but the man who thinks the world cannot do without him is mistaken even worse.
- Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld
In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.
- Albert Einstein
From the people at Lovecraft Foods: 'Cthluloops. Sometimes you eat the cereal. Sometimes the cereal eats you!
- Anon.
"Since Auschwitz we know what man is capable of. And since Hiroshima we know what is at stake."
- Viktor Frankl
For the man who has everything... Penicillin.
- F. Borquin
There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: Record many facts. Try to find a pattern. Then make a wrong guess at the next fact; that's science. Three: Be aware that you live in a malevolent Universe controlled by Murphy's Law, sometimes offset by Brewster's Factor; that's engineering.
- Unknown
Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
- Unknown
One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.
- George Christoph Lichtenberg
A leash is only a rope with a noose at both ends.
- Ayn Rand
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
- Anonymous
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.
- Italian proverb
In a hierachy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
The Peter Principle. Laurence J. Peter
Layers of drama and symbolism aside, is there not something wrong with a storytelling hobby that glorifies criminal behavior as the primary protagonistic component? What is the true source of our enjoyment of this hobyy? Is it the portrayal of an alternate personality? Is it the exploration of a given set of genre conventions? Or is it the illicit thrill of engaging in criminal behavior, sanctified with a safe trapping? What is the source of our [fun and excitement] anyway, and why?
POWER KILL is meant to suggest a few answers. Or at least, to ask a few questions.
- John Tynes, from "Powerkkill"t;
If Pluto is a dog and is Goofy's pet, what animal is Goofy? I mean Mickey's a mouse, Donalds a duck, so what's Goofy? Is this Walt Disney's comment on social enslavement? Is it a subconcious manifestation of Walt Disney's interest in weird sex games? Or is it just a stuff up by one of the character creators at Disney?
- from some weblog.
"Bush's constitutional wrecking crew asserted it could put anyone -- citizen or not -- deemed a terrorism suspect into a military jail, and forbid such people the right to even see a lawyer. When would this authority expire? Never, apparently.
Barely a veneer remained of your right to be left alone, to keep your personal data and life out of the hands of rapacious marketers and increasingly out-of-control government and private snoops. Polls showed that Americans are upset about this situation, but unwilling to sacrifice even a slight amount of convenience or perceived safety to save their privacy."
- Dan Gillmor, Dec. 29, 2002, "20022 was a rough year for liberty and trust".
People change and forget to tell each other.
- Lillian Hellman
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
- Stephen Levine
There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer, no disease that enough love will not heal, no door that enough love will not open; no gulf that enough love will not bridge; no wall that enough love will not throw down; no sin that enough love will not redeem. It makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble, how hopeless the outlook, how muddled the tangle, how great the mistake. A sufficient realization of love will dissolve it all. If only you could love enough you would be the happiest and most powerful being in the world.
- Emmet Fox
Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.
-Josephine Hart
Whatever you do, you'll regret it.
-Allan McLeod Gray
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.
- Julian Barnes
There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.
- Andre Gide
Life is like a very short visit to a toy shop between birth and death.
- Desmond Morris
The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe.
- George Bernard Shaw
The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape.
- Dodie Smith
Truth exists; only lies are invented.
- Georges Braque
The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfilment
- Malcolm Muggeridge
Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings and not by the intellect
- Herbert Spencer
There's no need to worry: whatever you do, life is hell
- Wendy Cope
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.
- Oscar Wilde
All my life I wanted to be somebody.
Now I'm realizing I should have been more specific.
- Jane Wagner
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
- Woody Allen
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
- William Clayton
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy- five cents.
- William Coronel
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
- Oscar Wilde
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
- Ronnie Shakes
Nicolaus Copernicus discovers that the Earth revolves around the Sun. Modern person discovers that the world, in fact revolves around matters which, at the end of the day, are not really very important at all.
- Leunig
Walk with those seeking Truth. Run from those who think they've found it.
- Deepak Chopra
Last night as I was sleeping, I dreamt, marvelous illusion,
that I had a beehive here inside my heart.
And the golden bees were making white combs of sweet honey
from all my old failures.....
- Antonio Machado
A ship in the harbour is safe... but thats not what ships were made for.
- Unknown
It is your fixed idea that you must be something or other, that blinds you. In the ultimate, you are the ultimate denial of all you are not.
- Nisargadatta Maharaj
Nothing happens to me. Everything just happens.
- Nisargadatta Maharaj
I'm drenched
in the flood
which has yet to come
I'm tied up
in the prison
which has yet to exist
Not having played
the game of chess
I'm already the checkmate
Not having tasted
a single cup of your wine
I'm already drunk
Not having entered
the battlefield
I'm already wounded and slain
I no longer
know the difference
between image and reality
Like the shadow
I am
and
I am not
- Rumi, "I Am and I Am Not"
Existence was born
When we fell in love with emptiness.
- Deepak Chopra, "Infatuation";
Desire can produce a universe; its powers are miraculous.
- Nisargadatta Maharaj
Just as a small matchstick can set a huge forest on fire, so does a desire to light the fires of manifestation.
- Nisargadatta Maharaj
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
- John Locke
Edward Alexander (Aleister) Crowley [rhymes with "holy"] was born October 12, 1875 in Leamington Spa, England. His parents were members of the Plymouth Brethren, a strict fundamentalist Christian sect. As a result, Aleister grew up with a thorough biblical education and an equally thorough disdain of Christianity.
- http://members.cox.net/thelema/crowleyy.html
So far, therefore, as the public profession of magic has been one of the roads by which men have passed to supreme power, it has contributed to emancipate mankind from the thraldom of tradition and to elevate them into a larger, freer life, with a broader outlook on the world. This is no small service rendered to humanity. And when we remember further that in another direction magic has paved the way for science, we are forced to admit that if the black arts has done much evil, it has also been the source of much good; that if it is the child of error, it has been the mother of freedom and truth.
- James Frazer, "The Golden Bough&qquot;
Children believe in monsters and adults tell them that there are no monsters, but that is not true. They are inside steel tubes within steel tubes, in the ground and under the sea and sometimes in the air. They contain unimaginable power, the very fires of hell and death itself. There are monsters indeed, and we made them, and they are out there, waiting....
- Daniel S. E. Cascaddan
Christian Religion is based on the economic policy that dead people don't ask for refunds.
- Jimmy Stewart
Advertising (n): the science of arresting the human intelligence for long enough to get money from it.
- Stephen Leacock
The 'Christian spirit' which persecutes the gay and lesbian community is the same as that which perpetrated the Crusades on the Arab world, which outlawed Copernicus, Galileo, Bacon, and Darwin, which justified the enslavement and segregation of African-Americans, which kept silence during the Holocaust, and silenced women as spokespeople for God. As it always was, this cruel spirit is still in error.
- Dr. George Williamson, Senior Pastor, First Baptist Church of Granville, Ohio, whose church was disfellowed from the American Baptist Churches for extending its ministries to lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered people without requiring them to first become straight.
Corruptisima republica plurimae leges.
(The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.)
- Tacitus, Anals III 27
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- Just a classifid ad on castanet.net
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"By vegan, we mean 100% vegetarian, in that none of the items we sell contain animal products, were tested on animals, or whose production directly contributed to the suffering of animals."
- from the pledge at Eric Ward's firm Veegan Erotica, which sells "cruelty-free" paraphernalia for sadomasochists. [http://veganerotica.com/]
I looked at what happens to [cats] when they have fur balls, and the way their whole body convulses when they're coughing them up. I took my inspiration for Gollum's voice from that"
- Andy Serkis, on his work in The Lord oof the Rings
The aliens may be a million years ahead of us in technology, but they are still using physical forces which can be understood and controlled. They must be using some kind of directed electro-magnetic energy, and any kind of electro-magnetic energy can be blocked or jammed. I made my point.
- Michael Menkin, on the use of tin hatss to stop aliens [http://www.stopabductions.com/]
Intelligence is not what you know, but what you do when you don't know.
- Piaget
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"I just saw the ugliest horse I've ever seen."
- Tourist, after seeing a moose at Isle Royale National Park
"Fragile. Do not drop."
- Posted on a Boeing 757
The key to creating a marketing fad is to state the blindingly obvious in an appealing way. That's really all there is to it.
Marketing fads, like Total Quality Management or Relationship Marketing, are those viruses that breed quietly in dark corners, then before you can say, "Shift the paradigm," spread through the industry like an explosive strain of the Beijing flu. The result is very similar: for a while it's all everyone can talk about, then you get nauseous and everything you do is crap.
Fads are developed by academics who have nothing to do all day but think of topics for research papers. This is what you'd do, too, if you were an academic and not allowed to sleep with students
- Max Barry, "Becoming Rich and Fammous Through Marketing Fads"
Some people think the theory should come before the name, but this is classic factory-centric thinking. These are the people who believe customers buy the technically best product and attractive packaging is a waste of money. The only way to deal with these idiots is to ignore everything they say while thinking about how much more money you make than them.
- Max Barry, "Becoming Rich and Fammous Through Marketing Fads"
"Doesn't take long for the world to fall apart, does it?"
- from "Night of the Living Dead&quuot;
"He hurt you once?" she asks.
"Why do you say that?"
She shrugs. 'Dunno. You just look like you've got some old painful history sitting their in your eyes."
I laugh. "And you have got an old woman sitting their in yours. How'd you get to be so smart?"
"You learn pretty quick to read a body in these parts,:" she says. "Read 'em wrong, and if you're lucky, you'll at least live to regret it"
"Somebody hurt you?" I ask.
"We all hurt each other," she says. "That's the way the world turns."
- Charles de Lint, "The Onion Girl&"
They (fairy tales) make rivers run with wine only to make us remember, for one wild moment, that they run with water.
- G K Chesterton
Once upon a time . . .
That's how they always start, the old fairy tales I read as a child. It's the proper place for them to start, because right away you know you're going to be taken somewhere else.
- Charles de Lint, "The Onion Girl&"
Procter and Gamble is traded on the New York Stock Exchange under the ticker symbol PG. Were P&G handing any portion of its profits to Satan, that would be readily apparent in its financial statements.
- snopes.com
"I'm not as trusting as people think I am. Sure, I see the best in people, but that doesn't mean it's really there."
- Charles de Lint, "The Onion Girl&"
But the trouble with magic is that there's too much it just can't fix. When things go wrong, glimpsing junkyard faerie and crows that can turn into girls and back again doesn't help much. The useful magic's never at hand. The three wishes and the genies in bottles, seven-league boots, invisible cloaks and all. They stay in the stories, while out here in the wide world we have to muddle through as best we can on our own.
- Charles de Lint, "The Onion Girl&"
"Listen," Shihan says. "Don't try to figure this out: just hear it, let it in. When you strike another, especially to kill, you're striking yourself. When you kill, the other takes a little part of you with them, past the Door. If you do it in anger, what they take is the part of you that feels." Shihan wipes his mouth with his sleeve. His eyes burn with the intensity of one imparting a sacred mystery to a fellow initiate. "Kill in anger often enough and your aliveness starts running out too. Soon there's nothing but a husk that walks and speaks and does skillful murder. Were you angry at me?" He shoots the question at her sudden as a dart.
"Master! No."
"But I'm the one your anger struck down. See how easily it used you?"
Segnbora stares at the ground, her face burning.
'Shihan, I didn't think -"
"I noticed," he says, smiling for the first time. "Keep that up."
She shakes her head, confused. "Master, in killing in war or for self defense, if I'm not supposed to feel angry - what should I be feeling?"
He looks at her. "Compassion," he says, gruff-voiced. "Anguish. What else, when you've just killed yourself?"
- Diane Duane, "The Door Into Shadoow"
"So you're condoning violence?"
He shakes his head. "No. But we have the right to defend ourselves when violence is done to us."
This just confuses me.
"Don't that make us no better 'n then?" I ask.
"Turning the other cheek just lets them win."
"Yeah, but I thought a good person was supposed to learn how to forgive."
"You have to be alive to be able to forgive," he tells me.
- Charles de Lint, "The Onion Girl&"
There's nothing worse than the things we leave undone. No matter how long ago it was we deserted our obligations, they find ways to return, again and again, nagging at is like intermittent toothaches, fermenting a bitter and depressing brew in the shadows of our minds that's one part guilt, one part shame. They sour pleasures and sow a discontent inside us that seems so far so far removed from its true source, we end up finding other things to blame, creating new problems to stack upon the old. And so we end up with this midden in our heads, hot coals smouldering deep inside the refuse, invisible, but no less dangerous for that. At any moment they could burst into flame, the subsequent conflagration utterly consuming the safe little world we've been pretending to live in for all this time.
And all our kindnesses would come undone ...
- Charles de Lint, "The Onion Girl&"
... for words can only be communicative between those who share similar experiences.
- Alan Watts, "The Way of Zen";
In the second decade of the next century, it will become increasingly difficult to draw any clear distinction between the capabilities of human and machine intelligence. The advantages of machine intelligence in terms of speed, accuracy, and capacity will be clear. The advantages of human intelligence, on the other hand, will become increasingly difficult to distinguish.
- Ray Kurzweil, "The Age of Spirituual Machines"
Somehow, matter protons achieved a slight edge. How this happened is not entirely clear. Up until then, things has seemed so, well, even. But had everything stayed evenly balanced, it would have been a rather boring Universe. For one thing, life would never have evolved, and thus we could conclude the Universe would never have existed in the first place.
For every 10 billion antiprotons, the Universe contained 10 billion and 1 protons. The protons and antiprotons collided, causing the emergence of another important phenomenon: light (photons). Thus, almost all of the antimatter was destroyed, leaving matter as dominant. (This shows you the danger of allowing a competitor to achieve even a slight advantage.)
- Ray Kurzweil, "The Age of Spirituual Machines"
Evolution has achieved an extraordinary record of design, yet it has taken an extraordinarily long period of time to do so. If we factor its achievements by its ponderous pace, I believe we need to conclude that its intelligence is only infinitesimally greater than zero.
... Even if my time frames are off, few serious observers who have studied the issue claim that computers will never achieve and surpass human intelligence. Humans will have vastly beaten evolution, achieving in a matter of only thousands of years as much or more than evolution achieved in billions of years. So human intelligence, a product of evolution, is far more intelligent than its creator.
- Ray Kurzweil, "The Age of Spirituual Machines"
Science cannot solve the mystery of nature because in the last analysis we are part of the mystery we are trying to solve.
- Max Plank
The rich are rich primarily because they don't spend as much of their income as poor people do. Sure, they spend more. But they also keep more. If they spent as high a proportion of their income as the poor do, the rich would be equally poor.
- Jim Taylor, "The Okanagan Sunday&" (Jauary 26, 2003)
I know that at this time of international tension, it's completely inappropriate for me to see the headline on Excite news: Bush to Argue Saddam 'Is Not Disarming' and find an imaginary conversation going through my head along the lines of:
"But George, you were dancing with Saddam all night. You must think he is the most disarming man on the planet."
"I do not. That man is not disarming. I was only dancing with him to please papa."
"George Bush, I do declare that you have started to blush! Mary Lou said Saddam Hussein was the most charming man at the party."
"I am not blushing. He is not disarming, and he is not charming, and he, he's a terrible dancer. Now leave me alone, or I shall tell papa!"
Good night.
- posted by Neil Gaiman 8:09 PM Tuesday,, January 28, 2003 to his weblog.
"But regardless of what he was, he was doing God's work - he was saving innocdents and serving truth. And in the final judgement. what is more important? The burdens we bear - or the way we bear then?"
- Kurt Busiek's Astro City, "Confesssions"
And it's the damage we do
And never know,
It's the words that we don't say
That scare me so.
- Elvis Costello, "Accidents Will HHappen"
"You can't change anything from outside it. Standing apart, looking down, taking the overview, you see the pattern. What's wrong. What's missing. You want to fix it. But you can't patch it. You have to be in it, weaking it. You have to be part of the weaving.
- Ursula K. LeGuin, "Four Ways To FForgiveness"
I would die before I left this free world, my world, to go back to the place of slavery. But whatever I knew in my youth of beauty, of love, and of hope was there.
And there it was betrayed. All that is built upon that foundation in the end betrays itself.
- Ursula K. LeGuin, "Four Ways To FForgiveness"
"You can choose the local sacredness or the great one. In the end they're the same. But not the life one lives. 'To know there is a choice is to have to make the choice: change or stay: river or rock.'"
- Ursula K. LeGuin, "Four Ways To FForgiveness"
"All knowledge is local, all truth is partial ... no truth can make another truth untrue. All knowledge is a part of the whole knowledge. A true line, a true colour. Once you have seen the larger pattern, you cannot go back to seeing the part as the whole."
- Ursula K. LeGuin, "Four Ways To FForgiveness"
The once sacred churches have fallen into dust and ashes, yet even now we set our hopes eagerly upon money. We live as though we were doomed to die on the morrow, but we build homes as though we were going to live forever in the world.
- St. Jerome
Character is what you are. Reuputation is what you try to make people think you are.
- Bob Edwards
Health Canada says that travellers should know the health risks associated with weapons of mass destruction, such as nerve gases, blister and incapacitating agents, anthrax, plague, and botulism toxin.
- The Daily Courier, Tuesday March 15 200003
"When there are cries of war, someone has to stand up and shout peace."
- Reverend David Martyn
"It's a god-given waste of talent."
- Shawn
If you won't be better tomorrow than you were today, what do you need tomorrow for?
- Anonymous
There are two types of people. People who are running from, and people who are running to - and they're both travelling.
- Unknown
If you can do it, it ain't bragging.
- Unknown
Your past is not your potential.
- Anonymous
Islamic militants have the right to kill civilisans in the U.S. and Israel because these are democracies, where the people choose their leaders and thus are responsible for the policies that enslave the world.
- Youseef Chahine, Time, Sepember 23, 20002
If you are anxious about life today, TV this fall is inviting you to journey to a happier time. A time when ketchup was a vegtable, when Saddam Hussein was a strategic ally, when children went to school, teenager's courted, and families thrived with no greater worries than the possibility that they might at any moment be incinerated in a global nuclear war.
- James Ponzeiwozik, Time, Sepember 23, 2002
Men lie. It's one of the basic rules of the universe, like gravity and rising taxes. They lie, and then they sayits to protect us. They lie and put on masks, because they are scared little boys who think they need to impress us. And because not a one of them can believe that we would love them if we actually knew them.
- Keith Hartman, "Gumshoe Gorilla&qquot;
"I don't care what's in Joseph's DNA. I care about what is in his heart. I have to know if he loves me, or if he's just using me."
I knew I shouldn't say it, but I did. "With men, it's always a little of both."
- Keith Hartman, "The Gumshoe, The Witch, & The Virtual Corpse"
"To sum up, Connie, what we have here is a fugitive telekinetic akaido master Quaker and his telepathic German shepard. Mr Simon, welcome to the land of movies. Your life is what we in the in industry refer to as "High Concept"."
- Peter David, "Main Street D.O.A&qquot;
... there is no glory in battle worth the blood it costs.
- Dwight Eisenhower
Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most gods have the mannres and morals of a spoiled child.
- Robert Heinlein
He who does not punish evil commands it to be done.
- Leonardo da Vinci
Property rights are not the rights of property, they are the rights of humans with regard to property. They are a particular kind of human right.
- David Friedman
Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.
- John Wolfgang von Goethe
To understand via the heart is not to understand.
- Michael de Montaigne
Force is the antithesis of freedom, but force must be used, if only to defend against other force.
- Thomas Sowell
A right without an attendant responsibility is as unreal as a sheet of power that has only one side.
- Felix Morley
Don't talk to me about the atrocities of war, all war is an atrocity.
- Lord Kitchener
The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
- Johnathan Swift
Whoever originated the cliche that money is the root of all evil knoew hardly anything about the nature of evil, and very little about human beings.
- Eric Hoffler
The wise man defends himself by never being attacked.
- Barbara Hambly, "The Time of the Dark"
"You narrow hope when you define it..."
- Barbara Hambly, "The Time of the Dark"
"Really, Rudy, you should know me well enough by now to know that I seldom deal in hypothetical situations."
"Yeah," Rudy agreed warily. "That's probably the scariest thing about you."
- Barbara Hambly, "The Armies of Daaylight"
"What is merely a hypothetical situation to someone else is an overwhelming temptation to a wizard."
- Barbara Hambly, "The Armies of Daaylight"
"And what do military commanders have to do with statecraft and poicy?"
"They die for it, my lord."
- Barbara Hambly, "The Armies of Daaylight"
The reason cliches become cliches is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toobox of communication.
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!"
"You see, the only thing good people are good at is overthrowing the bad people."
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!"
'After all, the past happened before we got here.'
'Yes, but now we're here, we changed it.'
'Then we changed it before.'
And that, they felt, pretty well summed it up. It is very easy to get confused by the terms of time travel, but most things can be resolved by a sufficiently large ego.
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!"
No one ever really pays for it in silver, he thought. The price of any evil - necessary or otherwise - comes due in the flesh.
- Stephen King, "The Waste Lands&quuot;
"Only enemies speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty."
- Stephen King, "The Waste Lands&quuot;
You would not call a man humane for ceasing to set mousetraps if he did so because he believed there were no mice in the house.
- C S Lewis, "Mere Christianity&quoot;
'Of all the forces in the universe, the hardest to overcome is the force of habit.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Johnny and the Dead"
'If we start off not knowing what we are going to do, we could do anything.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Johnny and the Dead"
'They're all going off to war.'
'Which one?" said Wobbler.
'The first one, you nerd. World War One.'
'I always wondered why they numbered it' said Bigmac. 'Like they expected to have a few more. You know. Like Buy Two, Get One Free.'
- Terry Pratchett, "Johnny and the Dead"
"I love coincidence, don't you?"
"Show me one," said the Icefalcon dryly, "and I'll let you know."
- Barbara Hambly, "Icefalcon's Quesst"
You were the love I should have met
Had the roads we walked on crossed -
But time and stars forbade it then
And the days of summer were lost.
Now white snow covers the hillside,
The wedding chimes are rung,
And my harpstrings mourn the music
Of a song that was never sung.
- Barbara Hambly, "The Armiesof Dayylight"
If he had stayed in the Kingdom, he would have had to pay a price for his Talent he wasn't sure anyone should have to pay.
- Kristine Kathryn Rusch, "Traitorss"
"I discovered that memories can't be bought, but they can be sold."
- Mickey Zucker Reichert, "The Lastt of the Renshai"
Often, the only difference between good and evil was intent.
- Mickey Zucker Reichert, "The Lastt of the Renshai"
"I'm a magician with no magic, and that's no one at all."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Last Unicornn"
"Idealists always forget that the power they fight is the same power they themselves huger for."
- David C Smith, "Sorrowing Vengeannce"
"Sooner or later, the child betrays the parent in him - the strengths, as well as the weaknesses."
- David C Smith, "Sorrowing Vengeannce"
"But I am no longer than man who murdered the Oracle. And if I am not the sort of man who can commit murder, but actually have it done, then what of the man who tried to assassinate me?" He faced Abgarthis boldly, with pride in his eyes.
"Yes?" his minister urged him.
"Is it not possible that he was slaying his own Oracle?"
Abgarthis smiled strangely. "Enlightenment indeed," he spoke quietly.
- David C Smith, "Sorrowing Vengeannce"
"You people with hearts," he said, "have something to guide you, and you ned never do wrong; but I have no heart, and so I must be very careful. When Oz gives me a heart of course I needn't mind so much."
- L Frank Baum, "The Wizard of Oz&qquot;
"Where is this city?" asked Dorothy.
"It is exactly in the centre of the country, and is ruled by Oz, the Great Wizard I told you of."
"Is he a good man?" enquired the girl anxiously.
"He is a good wizard. Whether he is man or not I cannot tell, for I have never seen him."
- L Frank Baum, "The Wizard of Oz&qquot;
"Curiousity is generally the father of questions."
- Jennifer Roberson, "Sword Born&quuot;
"Good," he continued, "is a very simple thing, as well, but in its simplicity it is awesome. It demands that men forgive the most obvious in themselves."
- David C Smith, "Sorrowing Vengeannce"
"No matter how grey and dreary our homes are, we people of flesh and blood would rather live there than in any other country, be it ever so beautiful"
- L Frank Baum, "The Wizard of Oz&qquot;
God said, "Everything matters, Mr. O'Malley. That's why excuses always fail."
- William Barton and Michael Capobianco,, "White Light"
"Anyone can say he's a real magician these days. The old standards are gone, the old values have been abandoned. Besides, a real magician has a beard."
- Peter S Beagle, "The Last Unicornn"
"Who is to say that if a single candle is blown out, the rest of the world does not go dark as well?"
- Jennifer Roberson, "Sword Born&quuot;
And then I laughed. Because even a man who believes in no god, believes in the concept of them, believes that other people believe in them. Or he would not rely on a language that embraces the concept of gods.
- Jennifer Roberson, "Sword Born&quuot;
"The young remember most deeply," she said softly. "When we are old and failing, it is the memories of choldhpood that can be summoned most clearly."
- Dan Simmons, "Endymion Rising&quoot;
----
Wisdom we know is the knowledge of good and evil - not the strength to choose between the two.
- John Cheever, "John Cheever: The Journals"
The prisoner is not the one who has committed a crime, but the one who clings to the crime and lives it over and over.
- Henry Miller
The profession of magician is one of the most perilous and arduous specialisations of the imagination. On one hand there is the hostility of God and the police to be guarded against; on the other it is as difficult as music, as ingeneous as stage-craft, as nervous as the manufacture of high explosives, and as delicate as the trade in narcotics.
- William Bolitho, "Twelve Against the Gods"
She approached the bed. "I used to think it was unnatural that Josh was homosexual," she said. "Now I know that unnatual is when a child dies before his parents."
- Michael Nava, "The Death of Friennds"
Jesus said: "If you bring forth what is inside you, what you bring forth will save you. If you don't bring forth ewhat is inside you, what you don't bring forth will destroy you."
- The Gospel of Thomas
"There's a line from a poem by Auden, 'Those to who evil is done/Do evil in return.' We're not immune. It takes increnible strength to withstand hatred without internalising some of it."
"Or acting it out," Josh said.
- Michael Nava, "The Death of Friennds"
"Go ahead," he told her. "Play your little feel-sorry-for-me game. But there's no one coming to help you now. All that's coming is a little lesson in what happens to whores who try to run out on their husbands. To have and to hold, baby. Til death do us part. Think about it."
The thin walls of the room shook as he slammed the door.
Through the ocean of her pain, she heard him talk to his friend, then heard him drive off. But he'd be back. Walk Hawkins always kept his promises.
"How do you stop this, Anna?" she breathed into the matress. It hurt to talk, hurt even to move. "How do you stop being a victim when that's all you really are?"
- Charles de Lint, "Angel of Darkneess"
Or do ye think
That ye shal enter
The garden (of Bliss)
Without such (trials)
As came to those
Who passed away
Before you?
The Qur'an, Surah 2:214
The Meaning Of Life: It's not about searching for answers, it's about finding new questions so you can get answers you like.
- Me, at 4:30 am April 6th 2003 :)
"The new, post-`Will and Grace' gay man is just like the guy next door. But it's a myth. Gay people are not like straight people. We're freaks. I mean, we are like straight people, but we're not like the straight people that straight people like to pretend they are."
- Randy Barbato, about the documentary &"School's Out: The Life of a Gay High School in Texas,"
Most of their films, Mr. Barbato said, explore the two men's interlocking fascination with sexuality and celebrity. "When you are gay, you spend a lot of your childhood being very aware of how you can present yourself in ways that are acceptable or unacceptable," he said. "It's a kind of sensitivity that connects you to the celebrity world in a way where it becomes something really fun to watch, it becomes something you understand, becomes something that you can relate to, because so much of what drives people to want celebrity is to be something other than what they are."
Mr. Bailey added: "And celebrity is a kind of sexual state. It's a fetishization of people."
- New York Times, April 13th, 2003
"I think for a long time, people treated TV as, `Oh, it's kind of like reading a book.' I think people were confused about what TV is," Mr. Barbato said. "It's alive. People think it's the opiate of the people when in fact I think it's the complete opposite. It's not a passive medium. It's an active one. It's the crystal meth of the people."
- New York Times, April 13th, 2003
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"By vegan, we mean 100% vegetarian, in that none of the items we sell contain animal products, were tested on animals, or whose production directly contributed to the suffering of animals." - from the pledge at Eric Ward's firm Vegan Erotica, which sells
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"I looked at what happens to [cats] when they have fur balls, and the way their whole body convulses when they're coughing them up. I took my inspiration for Gollum's voice from that."
- Andy Serkis, on his work in The Lord oof the Rings
"The aliens may be a million years ahead of us in technology, but they are still using physical forces which can be understood and controlled. They must be using some kind of directed electro-magnetic energy, and any kind of electro-magnetic energy can be blocked or jammed. I made my point."
- Michael Menkin, on the use of tin hatss to stop alien telepathy, "http://www.stopabductions.com/"
"Intelligence is not what you know, but what you do when you don't know. "
- Piaget
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"I just saw the ugliest horse I've ever seen."
- Tourist, after seeing a moose at Isle Royale National Park
"Fragile. Do not drop."
- Posted on a Boeing 757
The key to creating a marketing fad is to state the blindingly obvious in an appealing way. That's really all there is to it.
Marketing fads, like Total Quality Management or Relationship Marketing, are those viruses that breed quietly in dark corners, then before you can say, "Shift the paradigm," spread through the industry like an explosive strain of the Beijing flu. The result is very similar: for a while it's all everyone can talk about, then you get nauseous and everything you do is crap.
Fads are developed by academics who have nothing to do all day but think of topics for research papers. This is what you'd do, too, if you were an academic and not allowed to sleep with students
- Max Barry, "Becoming Rich and Fammous Through Marketing Fads"
Some people think the theory should come before the name, but this is classic factory-centric thinking. These are the people who believe customers buy the technically best product and attractive packaging is a waste of money. The only way to deal with these idiots is to ignore everything they say while thinking about how much more money you make than them.
- Max Barry, "Becoming Rich and Fammous Through Marketing Fads"
"Doesn't take long for the world to fall apart, does it?"
- from "Night of the Living Dead&quuot;
"In former times thousands of youths died for putting God first. They are still doing it, only today the drama is played out in hospitals and courtrooms, with blood transfusions the issue."
- Awake! May 22, 1994, p.2 (Official Jehhovah's Witness publication)
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All she knew was that there was more to the world than what could be perceived with the five senses and that she couldn't accept that Mystery as having its source in some power-hungry god whose church's creeds were based on denial of all secular matters, as though the beauty of this world was not a thing to be cherished for its own sake, but was rather a testing ground for how one would or would not be rewarded in the afterlife.
- Charles de Lint, "Spiritwalk"t;
As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between fact and what most people call fiction is about fifteen pages in the dictionary.
- Charles de Lint
If you're not ready to die, then how can you live?
- Charles de Lint
Remember the quiet wonders. The world has more need of them than it has for warriors.
- Charles de Lint, "Moonheart";
Why did men worship in churches, locking themselves away in the dark, when the world lay beyond its doors in all its real glory?
- Charles de Lint
Without mysteries, life would be very dull indeed. What would be left to strive for if everything were known?
- Charles de Lint
Would a housebroken dragon use kitty litter?
- Anonymous
"... quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est."
(... a sword never kills anyone, its a tool in the killer's hand.)
- Lucius Annaeus [Seneca "the Youngger"]
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.
- Ambrose Redmoon
"Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice."
- Will Durant
"If you're proficient with a dildo, and you pick up a sword . . . you're in trouble."
- Juliette Hoag
"Only those whose lives are brief can imagine that love is eternal."
- Babylon 5
You know the world is off tilt when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
- Charles Barkley
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe
- Carl Sagan
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
- U.S. President (and Nobel Peace Prize winner) Theodore Roosevelt. He made the comment during World War I, when Woodrow Wilson was president.
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Dotty: Archie says the Church is a monument to irrationality.
George: The National Gallery is a monument to irrationality! Every concert hall is a monument to irrationality! - and so is a nicely kept garden, or a lover's favour, or a home for stray dogs! You stupid woman, if rationality were the criterion for things being allowed to exist, the world would be one gigantic field of soya beans!"
- Tom Stoppard, "Jumpers"
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
- Isaac Asimov
"Extending the war into Iraq would have incurred incalculable human and political costs. We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and, in effect, rule Iraq. The coalition would instantly have collapsed, the Arabs deserting in anger and other allies pulling out as well.
Exceeding the UN's mandate would have destroyed the precedent of international response to aggression we hoped to establish. Had we gone the invasion route, the US could still be an occupying power in a bitterly hostile land."
- former U.S. President George Herbert WWalker Bush and Brent Scowcroft, in "Why We Didn't Remove Saddam", Time Magazine, 23 March 1998
How strange is the lot of us mortals! Each of us is here for a brief sojourn; for what purpose he knows not, though he senses it. But without deeper reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people.
- Albert Einstein
It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
- G. H. Hardy
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between 1300 and 1600 there were swords and maces and spears and oh yea some people had axes and some didnt...Oh yea armour..yea some people had armor...Oh yea and catapults....Some people apparently sharpened lollipop sticks on walls and brought them to battle as well but I may be wrong about that. Oh yea...and then there was those darn aborigionees and their boomerangs who were fighting the 1300-1600's eskimos. The eskimos were battleing the germans with their whale bone Japenese inspired ninja swords. The samurai from that period all wore girls skirts and chopped up peasents with stainless steel letteropeners which they got from the african zulu tribes. Its interesting cos the zulus still hadnt figured how to wear chinos and stuff for thousands of years and even between 1300 and 1600 hadnt changed much at all, which is a good thing because like tribal warefare there was no major changes in weapons of war in europe or the americas through this period. So to sum up everyone in the world between 1300 and 1600 had spoons which could kill in the heat of battle (except them people that didnt have spoons)
- Fleadh, from netsword.com
But what did Zarathustra once say unto thee? That the poets lie too much? --But Zarathustra also is a poet.
Believest thou that he there spake the truth? Why dost thou believe it?"
The disciple answered: "I believe in Zarathustra." But Zarathustra shook his head and smiled.-
Belief doth not sanctify me, said he, least of all the belief in myself.
But granting that some one did say in all seriousness that the poets lie too much: he was right--WE do lie too much.
We also know too little, and are bad learners: so we are obliged to lie.
And which of us poets hath not adulterated his wine? Many a poisonous hotchpotch hath evolved in our cellars: many an indescribable thing hath there been done.
- Neitzsche, "Thus Spake Zarathustrra"
If true happiness can only be achieved through a state of nothingness,
you're going down the right path.
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- from angelfire
"It is the mark of a savage that he believes that the customs of his people are laws of Nature."
- Unknown
"What's the United Nations if it isn't one big club house where some kids gang up on other kids?"
- Robert Kirby, The Salt Lake Tribune, MMarch 4, 1995.
This FAQ was Orginally developed by Rob Ledrich (Hamanu) and other channel members. It has since been expanded and edited my many others.
- From the #AD&D on dal.net FAQ
A little blind girl once asked, "What is soul?" Her instructor answered, "That which thinks, feels, hopes, loves." How little, how meagre, how trivial are all the pleasures, riches, honors, and glories of the world. "One soul OUTWEIGHS them all."
- E. B. Treat, "CURIOSITIES of the BIBLE" (1879)
Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them a man of science can never rise.
- Ivan Pavlov
"Dr. Doom, a man of science, doesn't believe in Jesus... why the fuck do you?"
- An actual song title
Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
- William Temple
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
- Carl Sandburg
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
- Erich Fromm
English rule in India is not bad because it is English, but because no race has yet appeared sufficiently strong in character to resist the temptations which come with irresponsible power.
- William Jennings Bryan; British Rule iin India, New York Journal, 1899.
"We have created a more humanitarian, less costly strategy, to be more compatible with the democratic system. We instituted civil affairs [in 1982] which provides development for 70 percent of the population, while we kill 30 percent. Before, the strategy was to kill 100 percent."
- General Héctor Gramajo, 1980s GGuatemalan Minister of Defense, interview with Harvard International Review
U.S.-origin weapons find their way into conflicts the world over. The United States supplied arms or military technology to more than 92% of the conflicts under way in 1999. The costs to the families and communities afflicted by this violence is immeasurable. But to most arms dealers, the profit accumulated outweighs the lives lost. In the 1990's, over 65% of world arms deliveries were sold or given to developing nations, where lingering conflicts or societal violence can scare away potential investors.
- FAS, Introduction to Arms Sales [http:://www.fas.org/asmp/fast_facts.htm]
"Empire is a relationship, formal or informal, in which one state controls the effective political sovereignty of another political society. It can be achieved by force, by political collaboration, by economic, social, or cultural dependence. Imperialism is simply the process or policy of establishing or maintaining an empire."
- Michael Doyle, Empires
So reverse policy from nation building to helping nations build. You can't build a stable democracy of landless peasants living in shanties next to mansions, or unorganized workers who have no meaningful representation or stake in the economy. You can't build a stable and free nation by installing, arming, and propping up puppet regimes that exploit labor, expropriate land to foreign business, and support the extortion of the natural resources of a country with the profit being funnelled back into the dictatoral elite and partnered transnational corporations. Stop the arms trade. Stop supporting warlords and militaries. Support civillian democracies and threaten the generals with force if they topple democratic governments, rather than encouraging them to do so. Stop supporting the freedom of corporations and capital to profit off of misery. Stop preventing workers from unionizing. Stop obstructing land reform and pollution controls. Stop privatizing national welfare and government assistance programs on a broad scale until a model for it is developed that actually works, if that's even possible. When military and paramilitary groups threaten the wellbeing of civillian populations consider judicial, limited targeting of airforce, artillery, and armor divisions - weigh your options, disable tyrants - targetting civillian infrastructure isn't "peacekeeping". Bring accountability to the Western covert intelligence community, end irresponsible covert operations against foreign nations. By all means replace the CIA completely. End all embargos and sanctions but those that directly affect military industry and the arms trade without affecting water, electricity and other civillian utilities. Forgive Third World debt where it is being held as ransom against entire countries. Forgive Third World debt where it was created by the authoritarian governments that suppressed those countries. Support popular government. Support fair trade. Support environmental conservation and renewable energy. Support a world without borders for individuals. Support democracy. End the hypocrasy and support justice, freedom, and liberty. Live up to the rhetoric. Every empire has its day
The only people left targeting the USA if we were actually doing all this would be the most anti-American organization in America: the US government.
- Josh Buermann [http://www.isp.nwu.edu//~fprefect/politics/]
Do not seek too much fame, but do not seek obscurity.
Be proud, but do not remind the world of your deeds.
Excel when you must, but do not excel the world.
Many heroes are not yet born,
Many have already died;
To be alive to hear this song is a victory.
- Anonymous
Michael Alberts proposed elsewhere what I think is a more appropriate anology for a US war on Iraq than these cop/madman ideas:
If you are on the street and down the block a man has pulled out a gun and is pointing it at the people surrounding him and declaring he will shoot, should you take the only weapon at your disposal (which happens to be a sawed-off shotgun), would you be right in blasting it in the direction of the gunman, knowing that obviously you will inevitably injure many innocents?
Add to this the idea that the President of the United States of America has called you on your cellphone and insists that the gunman has explosives strapped to his chest, creating the possibility that you will cause an explosion by shooting at him. Furthermore the President orders you to shoot. Assuming this occurred in the USA you would probably be put on trial for negligent homicide if you pulled the trigger.
With the exception of the idea that such justice would be carried out in the international arena you have a situation somewhat more anologous to the present circumstance.
- Josh Buermann
There are leaders the people fear, there are leaders the people hate, there are leaders the people love. But when the best leaders of all have finished their work, the people will say, 'We did it ourselves'.
- LaoTzu
My dear child, you must believe in God in spite of what the clergy tell you.
- Benjamin Jowett, in Margot Asquith, Auuthobiogrophy, 1922
We are so constituted that we believe the most incredible things, and, once they are engraved upon the memory, woe to him who would endeavour to erase them.
- Johann Wolfgang van Goethe
The term 'charisma' will be applied to a certain quality of an individual personality by virtue of which he is set apart from ordinary men and treated as endowed with super-natural, super-human, or at least specifically exceptional powers or qualities."
- A.M Henderson and T Parsons, trans. Weeber's Theory of Socialand Economic Organisation,1974
Do not question too much, lest your head fall off. In truth, you are questioning too much about a divinity about which further questions cannot be asked.
- Brihad-aranyaka Upanished, 3.6
Mankind has become so much one family that we cannot ensure our own prosperity except by ensuring that of everyone else.
- Bertrand Russell, The Science to Save Us from Science, 1950
Among a people of everyday heroes, super-heroes are not needed.
- Unknown
We were concerned about the long-term balance of power at the head of the Gulf. Trying to eliminate Saddam, extending the ground war into an occupation of Iraq, would have violated our guideline about not changing objectives in midstream, engaging in "mission creep," and would have incurred incalculable human and political costs. Apprehending him was probably impossible. We had been unable to find Noriega in Panama, which we knew intimately. We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and, in effect, rule Iraq. The coalition would instantly have collapsed, the Arabs deserting it in anger and other allies pulling out as well. Under those circumstances, furthermore, we had been self-consciously trying to set a pattern for handling aggression in the post-cold war world. Going in and occupying Iraq, thus unilaterally exceeding the U.N.'s mandate, would have destroyed the precedent of international response to aggression we hoped to establish. Had we gone the invasion route, the U.S. could conceivably still be an occupying power in a bitterly hostile land. It would have been a dramatically different--and perhaps barren--outcome.
- George Bush [Sr.] and Brent Scowcroft "Why We Didn't Remove Saddam" Time (2 March 1998)
In later life, as in earlier, only a few persons influence the formation of our character; the multitude pass us by like a distant army.
- Jean Paul Richter
Essentially, in my experience, faith is what you believe because the alternative to believing it is unbearable. That's why spouses have faith in their spouses and children have faith in their parents and people being persecuted for their religion retain faith in their loving God even as the flames sizzle their flesh - because the alternative is more than they can take. It's not science; it's not reliable; but it's human and we need it.
Only we all need it in different areas.
- Peni Griffin
I can't prove that God doesn't exist though. There are no detectable effects that are inevitably associated with such existence, so a lack of any detectable effects isn't proof of non-existence. A total lack of any evidence could result from at least two conditions:
1) there is no God,
2) there is an all-powerful God who doesn't want me to have any evidence.
I can't prove non-existence of such an entity without its cooperation, and there's no requirement that it choose to be cooperative.
- Unknown
Condomania sells immaculate conception condoms. Their motto is, "If you conceive, it will be a miracle."
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It is a well known fact that all inventors get their first ideas on the back of an envelope. I take slight exception to this, I use the front so that I can include the stamp and then the design is already half done.
- Rowland Emett
The first principle in science is to invent something nice to look at and then decide what it can do.
- Rowland Emett
War.
It ain't nothin' but a heart breaker.
War.
Friend only, to the undertaker.
Ahhh war.
is an enemy to all mankind.
The thought of war blows my mind.
War has caused unrest within the younger generation.
Induction, then destruction. Who wants to die?
- from the song "War", writtenn by Norman Whitfield and Barrett Strong.
Faith is the only known cure for fear.
- Lena K. Sadler
You have powers you never dreamed of. You can do things you never thought you could do. There are no limitations in what you can do except the limitations of your own mind.
- Darwin P. Kingsley
The real tragedy of war is the fact that people all over the world are so utterly stupid that it still has to happen sometimes
- Brad Warner
A human being is a part of the whole, called by us "Universe" - a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest - a kind of optical delusion of consciousness.
- Albert Einstein
The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are.
- H.L. Mencken
I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. Does it exalt dunderheads, cowards, trimmers, frauds, cads? Then the pain of seeing them go up is balanced and obliterated by the joy of seeing them come down.
- H.L. Mencken
All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him. If it be aristocratic in organization, then it seeks to protect the man who is superior only in law against the man who is superior in fact; if it be democratic, then it seeks to protect the man who is inferior in every way against both.
- H.L. Mencken
I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind - that its modest and greatly overestimated services on the ethical side have been more than overcome by the damage it has done to clear and honest thinking.
I believe that no discovery of fact, however trivial, can be wholly useless to the race, and that no trumpeting of falsehood, however virtuous in intent, can be anything but vicious.
I believe that all government is evil, in that all government must necessarily make war upon liberty...
I believe that the evidence for immortality is no better than the evidence of witches, and deserves no more respect.
I believe in the complete freedom of thought and speech...
I believe in the capacity of man to conquer his world, and to find out what it is made of, and how it is run.
I believe in the reality of progress.
I - But the whole thing, after all, may be put very simply. I believe that it is better to tell the truth than to lie. I believe that it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe that it is better to know than be ignorant.
- Mencken's Creed
War is an instrument entirely inefficient toward redressing wrong; and multiplies, instead of indemnifying losses.
- Thomas Jefferson
Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
- Oscar Wilde
Thus, for example, tanks, battleships and bombing planes are inherently tyrannical weapons, while rifles, muskets, long-bows and hand-grenades are inherently democratic weapons. A complex weapon makes the strong stronger, while a simple weapon --so long as there is no answer to it-- gives claws to the weak.
- George Orwell
20-Year-Old Charged With Cruise Ship Terror Threat aka Love in a Time of Terror
Kelley Marie Ferguson faces terrorism-related charges for allegedly planting threatening notes on a cruise ship. Authorities say she wanted to cut short her trip with her family, and get back home to her boyfriend.
A US attorney in Honolulu says Ferguson has admitted writing notes threatening to kill all Americans on board the cruise.
A public defender for the California woman says the 20-year-old should have been charged with ''being a teenager.''
After the threats were found, the cruise was interrupted while FBI agents questioned those on board and scoured the ship for biological, chemical, radiological and explosive weapons. The charges carry a maximum ten years in prison.
- Associated Press
For us who live in cities Nature is not natural. Nature is supernatural. Just as monks watched and strove to get a glimpse of heaven, so we watch and strive to get a glimpse of earth. It is as if men had cake and wine every day but were sometimes allowed common bread.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
We have committed the fatal sin ... of becoming cynical and arrogant with respect to decisions affecting the lives of hundreds of millions of people.
-US General Lee Butler, on maintaining aa nuclear arsenal
There are no saints, only unrecognized villains.
- Unknown
It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls.
-Epicurus
One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be.
- Oscar Wilde, "De Profundis"
Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war.
- John Andrew Holmes, Wisdom in Small Dooses
The intellectual is constantly betrayed by his vanity. Godlike he blandly assumes that he can express everything in words; whereas the things one loves, lives, and dies for are not, in the last analysis completely expressible in words.
-Anne Morrow Lindbergh
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
- H. L. Mencken
In creating, the only hard thing is to begin: a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak.
- James Russell Lowell
The monopoly of truth, including historical truth is implied in the monopoly of power.
- Daniel Singer
There are camps. There's slave labor here in the United States. It's hidden under the corporate fronts, on the privately owned farms, in certain industries. But it's here if people took the time to look at it. It's in the institutions. It's in the prisons, the pyschiatric prisons, the legal prisons that are our Third World, that everyone turns their face and attention away from
- John Judge
"The more you sweat now, the less you'll bleed later."
- Michael Reaves, "Night Hunter&quoot;
AIDS was, after all, nature's way of telling you you're fucked.
- Michael Reaves, "Night Hunter&quoot;
"Necrophillia is the ultimate passive-aggressive relationship."
- Michael Reaves, "Night Hunter&quoot;
The insulting pejorative term "pollyannaish" serves to disdain those who dare to adopt an optimistic posture in spite of the distaste which the jaded, burnt-out, and cynical may have for the ill-reputed practice of blowing sunshine. However, given the number of times and ways human beings have (both singly and in the collective) predicted horrible ends for themselves and others without ever living up to the potential of any of these studies in the art of hypothetical apocalypse, one might view our continued survival as a mild validation of optimism.
- Comics Reality Checks II: The Bouncingg Boy Test
This is the only place I understand anymore, the rank, scarred velour of the seat under me and this man above, always above. When did angels ever stoop so low? But I swear, it doesn't feel low.
- Sheri Joseph, "Bear Me Safely Oveer"
Really, if you ignore Curtis, I have so little to run from. Home cooking, a roof and a bed, a family that honestly loves me. My life is like a code they pretend they can't crack, and here I mean not just Muriel and Dad but grandparents, aunts and uncles, family and stepfamily from around the state. At picnics I get, "What a sweet, good-looking boy!" and then they ask why I don't have a girlfriend yet. My Grandma Tish pinches my chin and says, "Look at this face!" She turns my head, eyes grazing the empty hole in my right earlobe so that the glance shadows with concern, turns down my body, and she adds, "You should eat more, is your problem," Only Curtis's grandmother will say aloud, "That boy's a mite funny, ain't he?" and everyone in the vicinity will shush her, as if I'll overhear this assessment and be hurt - or worse, influenced. To the gathered relations I am an always-expected event they pretend to wait on, breathless, as if they haven't already blinked and missed my incarnation, the splitting of coccoon walls, spirit made flesh.
- Sheri Joseph, "Bear Me Safely Oveer"
There are times on my way out the back door to hit the bridge, wait for a truck, I am stopped by the sight of my father at the kitchen table, half lost under a gold shaft of light. "Paul," he says, only that. Paul, when you leave, whee do you go? I count my breaths and inch along the wall, as if I am no more than a blind instinct, an animal fear, a sense of direction. I know I can't speak to him. I will never be able to make a sound, if only because he sits there looking like Jesus Christ and would never strike a blow and would try, try so hard, to understand.
- Sheri Joseph, "Bear Me Safely Oveer"
"What are you going to do? Land in the middle of eighty bazillion cops and ask them if they need a hand?"
"That's essentially correct."
"Hey! I'm the sidekick. I'm suppossed to be the naive one!"
- The Rocket and Icon, from "Icon: A Hero's Welcome"
"I thought you was a virgin."
"I am. Once removed."
- from "Icon: A Hero's Welcome"t;
A group of Joes sneak into a Cobra base doing reconnaissance and find some computer print outs and decoder boxes. Sci-FI and Lifeline are captured. At HQ, the Joes discover that Cobra is having a Telethon to raise money for a computer virus that would wipe out the computer systems of the FBI, Scotland Yard, ect. Sci-Fi and Lifeline are tortured as entertainment and the Joes figure out they must be in a casino
- excerpt from summary of GI Joe Season 2: Cobrathon written By Martin Pasko & Rebecca Parr
Saddam's mouthpiece 'seeks surrender'
Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf is attempting to surrender to US forces, according to a London-based Arabic newspaper.
But Al-Sharq al-Awsat says the Americans have refused to arrest Mr Sahhaf - who became a familiar face during the war with his upbeat assessments of Iraqi military "successes" - because he does not appear on their "most wanted" list of 55 former regime officials.
- The BBC [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/woorld/middle_east/2986459.stm]
"One disturbing trend is an inverse relationship between wealth (social success) and number of children. Sucessful families having 1.2 children (below the replacement level; their genes are effectively selected against). Poverty-level families having 3.6 children (geneticaly sucessful). We are effectively selecting against being successful."
- unknown
The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems.
- Mohandas Gandhi
"Gimme that ring, ya hairy-footed hobbit varmint! Gimme that ring or I'll blast ya!"
- Yosemite Nazgul.
"Well, I must go. I hope we shall meet again. I will give you some free advice, though."
"Will it cost me anything?"
"What? I just said it was free!" said Miss Tick.
"Yes, but my father said that free advice often turns out to be expensive," said Tiffany.
"You could say this advice is priceless," she said. "Are you listening?"
"Yes," said Tiffany.
"Good. Now . . . if you trust in yourself . . ."
"Yes?"
". . . and believe in your dreams . . ."
"Yes?"
". . . and follow your star . . ." Miss Tick went on.
"Yes?"
". . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy. Good-bye."
- Terry Pratchett, "The Wee Free Meen"
A man must have a certain amount of intelligent ignorance to get anywhere.
- Charles F. Kettering
Under the banner of Tyranny Games, The End: Lost Souls Edition (302-page Bible-sized b&w trade paperback, lightning-printed, $29.95) is back, a Biblical seven years later, sporting a D20 license up front ("And that no man might buy or sell, save that he had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.") and a spiffy vinylette cover.
- Kenneth Hite
Wonder rather than doubt is the root of knowledge.
- Abraham Joshua Heschel
They say that every snowflake is different. If that were true, how could the world go on? How could we ever get up off our knees? How could we ever recover from the wonder of it?
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is a wonder.
- Mauritis Cornelius Escher
Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.
- Stephen Leacock
If we do not find anything pleasant, at least we shall find something new.
- Voltaire
For those of you who are wondering: I am not a morbid, bitchy, racist. I am just a bitch, thank you! But I am one of the most tolerant bitches you will ever come across. I honestly believe that everyone is created equal...regardless of race, religion, sex, or sexual preference. Following this logic, I'd just like to say that I hate everyone EQUALLY. Isn't America great
- Disclaimer informaton from truthhurts..org
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late;
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his gods?
- Thomas Babington, Lord Macaulay, 1800 - 1859
You may be upset that you paid $20 for the 200+ page Monster Manual and then dropped $20 on the 96-page Monsters of Faerûn. Don't be. You're not being ripped off for Monsters of Faerûn. You are getting an excellent deal on the Monster Manual.
- Sean k Renoylds [http://www.seankreynoolds.com/rpgfiles/rants/rpgsaretooexpensive.html]
Twentieth Century man has lost the sense of repose and contemplation; living on husks, he no longer knows what fruit is like
- Frithjof Schuon
In ASCII numbering:
H (72) + O (79) + L (76) + Y (89) + B(66) + I (73) + B(66) + L (76) + E (69) = 666
The Meaning Of 666
Associated with the alleged uprise of Antichrist in the near future is the interpretation of the mystical number 666 referred to in Revelation 13:18. The verse reads:
"Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man: and his number is Six hundred three score and six."
The Greek text of the Bible has only three Greek letters c x z instead of the number 666. Unlike the English language, the letters of the Greek language have a numerical value, and are used for numbers as well as letters forming words.
Accordingly, this mystical number is interpreted to mean Satan's Messiah, on the grounds that c Chi and x Xi are the signs of Christ, or Messiah, and that Sigma z is the sign of Satan. Therefore, it is reasoned, 666 represents one who will arise at the time of the end, and claiming to be Messiah or Christ, actually will be an emissary of Satan.
We dispute the interpretation. A more logical explanation, and one that is given support by Scripture as well as being endorsed by commentators since Apostolic times, is to align the word with the term Lateinos. The numerical value of the Greek letters that make up this word also total 666, as follows: L(30)a(l)t(300)e(5)i(IO)n(50)o(70)s(200). Lateinos signifies the rule of the Latins, a reference to the Roman Catholic Church, with its emphasis upon Latin, the official language of the Church,
- http://thechristadelphians.org/htm/speecial/sotp_08_1.htm
In 1976, a Soyuz spacecraft came down in a freezing squall and splashed into a lake; the crew spent the night bobbing in the capsule.
Eleven years before that, two cosmonauts overshot their touchdown site by 2,000 miles and found themselves deep in a forest with hungry wolves. That's when Russian space officials decided to pack a sawed-off shotgun aboard every spacecraft.
Astronaut Kenneth Bowersox said with a smile that he didn't need the gun in the Kazakh steppes where he landed Sunday: "There was nothing out there but grass and us."
- Associated Press
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
- Thomas Mann
An old error is always more popular than a new truth.
- German proverb
Beauty will not season soup.
- Polish proverb
You are the master of the unspoken word; once spoken, you are the slave.
- Russian proverb
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
- Sigmund Freud
If the people of America, especially the Christians, fail to recognize that abortion is murder, and if they do not try to stop this killing of the unborn, then soon the song, Where Have All The Children Gone? will change to, Where Have All The Americans Gone?. We will then sing, "Gone to judgment every one. We didn't ever learn, oh we never learned."
- Where Have All The Children Gone?, Boook Excerpt Chapter 6 Can Abortion Ever Be Forgiven?
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"When you are ninety-five percent done, you are halfway there."
- Japanese Proverb
Children No More
Where have all the children gone?
Homes all flattened by NATO bombs,
Parents taken in the night.
They crawl into a hole to hide
Until soldiers pass and silence falls,
then they crawl out of their souls.
- Renee' K. Driscoll, Clearwater, FL
Television has done much for psychiatry, by spreading information about it as well as contributing to the need for it.
- Alfred Hitchcock
"In Tibet, kites were used as instruments of war. The thought came unbidden to me as I watched the scene. The realization made me suddenly aware of just what a mess everything was. It was a sudden jet of resentment.
In the beginning of all this, I started to think that working with cops changes the way you see things. Now I wondered whether anything was ever as it appeared to be."
- John Donohue, "Sensei"
Of course, this has also been the year, in the words of the C.I.A. officer quoted at the end of Bob Woodward's "Bush at War," that "America will export death and violence to the four corners of the earth in defense of our great nation." But unlike the C.I.A., which gives its exported violence away, Hollywood gets the world to pay for its exports.
- James Schamus
An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.
- Spanish proverb
-there is no worse form of pride than thhe insolent presupposition according to which all the prophets, all the sages, all the saints were simpletons...
- F.J Schuon
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
- George Carlin
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- George Carlin
The term "bipartisan" usually means some larger-than-usual government deception is taking place.
- George Carlin
"In this era of American triumph, only two institutions continue to resist the future: blue collar unions and our armed forces. The unions have a better case."
- Ralph Peters
There are only 10 types of people in the world - Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Pardon him Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
- George Bernard Shaw, Caesar and Cleopaatra, Act II
Reason itself is fallible, and this fallibility must find a place in our logic.
- Nicola Abbagnano
I bet the commonest use of phasers, transporters and McCoy's "anabolic protoplazer" would not be in the service of humanity, but by fraternities committing innovative pranks. Think of the things you could beam into the Dean's office. For example, things with their sphincters anabolically protoplazed shut.
- Birdgunner - http://www.happyfunpunditt.com/hfp/archives/000514.html#000514
The center of every man's existence is a dream. Death, disease, insanity, are merely material accidents, like a toothache or a twisted ankle. That these brutal forces always besiege and often capture the citadel does not prove that they are the citadel.
- G. K. Chesterton
The person who is really in revolt is the optimist, who generally lives and dies in a desperate and suicidal effort to persuade other people how good they are.
- G. K. Chesterton
Because the only thing that REALLY washes clean those tough bloodstains is... MORE BLOOD!
- Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat, if theey'd gone into detergent advertising instead of politics.
Man is a make-believe animal: he is never so truly himself as when he is acting a part.
- William Hazlitt
No reira
Anei he patai ki a koe
He aha te mea nui o te ao?
He aha te mea nui o te ao?
He tangata, he tangata, he tangata.
If I were to ask you a question
What is the most important thing in the world
What would your answer be?
What is the most important thing in the world?
It is people, it is people, it is people.
- whakatauki (Maori proverb)
Sometimes the easiest way to do something is to do it.
- Neil Gaiman
Due to inborn depravity, males often need little or no training to abuse their power; it is their default setting.
- Steven Tracy, "Christianity Todayy" [http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2003/002/5.50.html]
A legal battle has erupted over a California school district's decision to teach seventh graders about Islam and Muslim religious practices. Critics claim that a world history class encourages public school students to intone Islamic prayers, take Islamic names, and use a dice game to simulate a jihad.
The Thomas More Law Center of Ann Arbor, Michigan, filed a lawsuit in U.S. Federal District Court in San Francisco on June 25. The center asked the court to declare the Byron Union School District's use of the Islam simulation materials as an illegal establishment of religion.
- Mark A. Kellner, "Christianity Tooday"
Be who you are and say what you want, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-T. Geisel
Have no fear of robbers or murderers. Such dangers are without, and are but petty. We should fear ourselves. Prejudices are the real robbers; vices the real murderers. The great dangers are within us. What matters it what threatens our heads or our purses? Let us think only of what threatens our souls.
- Victor Hugo
Ours is the first generation to realise that human misery will henceforth be the result of human indifference, and nothing else.
- Ivan L. Head
If pornography is a technologically sophisticated traffic in women then snuff by extension is a kind of high tech lynching. We face the nightmarish possibility that male viewing of films and videos of actual sexist murders could become a normalized cultural institution in the United States.
- Catharine MacKinnon
Reality, however utopian, is something from which people feel the need of taking pretty frequent holidays.
- Aldous Huxley. "Brave New World&qquot;
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1890 - 1969
It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle.
- General Norman Schwarzkopf
This is as true in everyday life as it is in battle: we are given one life and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live.
- General Omar Nelson Bradley
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
- Jonathan Kozol
Clarion has a policy against accepting manuscripts from young people. Most writers are happy that their early stories were not published, even though some of them were quite good, because in later years their writing improved and they could make their early work even better. The years they spent writing simply because they liked to do it gave them time to develop the skills they needed to tell their stories in the very best way possible, and it shows in the high quality later on.
- Houghton Mifflin submission informatioon
So, if Captain Planet is an equal mix of the Planeteers, his own inner contrasts should cause him to self-destruct. Look at it this way: Wheeler's outspoken brashness is combined with Linka's quiet sensibility somewhere within the Captain's personality. His fickle emotional state should cause him to slowly degenerate into some insanely evil creature.
- from an amusing essay on Captain Planeet [http://members.tripod.com/themelesswonder/planet.htm]
My review of environmental "education" has revealed a number of unsettling trends and strategies. It is apparent, for example, that (1) children are being scared into becoming environmental activists, (2) there is widespread misinformation in materials aimed at children, (3) children are being taught what to think, rather than how to think, (4) children are taught that human beings are evil, (5) children are feeling helpless and pessimistic about their future on earth, and (6) environmental education is being used to undermine the simple joys of childhood. Are we raising critically thinking leaders or simple automatons that can recite that latest environmental dogma?
- Dr. Jo Kwong. "EcoKids: New Autommatons on the Block"
Environmental professionals have learned that sensationalism sells. It boosts donations to their non-profit organizations and helps peddle materials to educators. The focus is typically on the negative: how human beings or evil corporations are devastating the environment.
- Dr. Jo Kwong. "EcoKids: New Autommatons on the Block"
We live in a culture which at times seems almost dedicated to the corruption of the young, to assuring the loss of their innocence before their time.
- William J. Bennett
A heterosexual man finds himself in a gay bar for the first time in his life and finds himself drawn to a man with irresistable power. But after sleeping with this man he finds himself obsessed with other men. Is he really queer, or is he becoming a gay vampire?
- Novel synopsis from a website. Scary, huh?
Think first, then do.
- Albert Schweitzer
One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.
- Rita Mae Brown
Every action may not have a reason.The obvious reason may not be true.
- Mulla Nasruddin
Our deeds follow us, and what we have been makes us what we are.
- John Dykes
Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
- Benjamin Franklin
There is only one way to come into this world; there are too many ways to leave it.
- Donald Harington
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
- Clarence Buddinton Kelland
There is a woman at the begining of all great things.
- Alphonse de Lamartine
Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change.
- Marcel Proust
It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
- Agnes Repplier
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
- Theodore Rubin
Maturity consists in no longer being taken in by oneself.
- Kajetan von Schlaggenberg
Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
- Harry Truman
Q: Why do you use PayPal?
A: I go to bank to accept credit card and banker says, "You can't sell wadded paper. That's not a real product or service."
I lose patience and scream at banker and tell him, "You banker, not art critic dumb dumb!!! You don't know nothing about art. Wadded paper art much better than Andy Warhol painting of soup can or that guy who put crucifix in big jar of urine! At least my art not offensive or stupid picture of food product!"
Now I can never accept credit card directly because I get escorted from bank by big man with gun. I use ATM and drivethrough now so banker doesn't see me and call police.
- from the http://www.orgamiboulder.com faq :p
This Sigmund Freud toy goes where no action figure has gone before: He can leap long couches in a single session, run faster than an untamed id and stop a speeding phallic symbol using only his cigar. All while wearing a simple gray suit over a single item of his mother's underwear - the infamous Freudian Slip. He measures 5" tall with poseable head and arms. His eyes appear to follow you.
- Advertisement for said figure, from htttp://www.ronandjoe.com/cheese/office/freud.html
An athiest is a man with no invisible means of support.
- John Buchan
All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath.
- David Miller, US DOE spokesperson, on protecting yourself from nuclear radiation
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.
- H. Ross Perot
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.
- Gordon William Allport
"If you do, you're gonna be a pariah."
"What's that?"
"It's like a martyr, but you suffer more."
- "Sergeant Ryker" (1968)
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- The spam people are getting desperate<
I am by no means condoning all "plagiarists"--indeed, the only plagiarists I feel are justified are those who *are* devoting the time they could be spending on an unfruitful activity on a fruitful activity instead. As many of the term papers available online were posted there for the explicit reason of being used by a student for this purpose, I do not feel it is immoral to use the papers. After all, who should have more say over how a paper is used, its author or a "concerned individual" who played no part in the creation of the paper.
Duplication of effort--copying of work--is avoided through plagiarism. Instead of spending time working on something that has already been done (to death), the individual in question is employing his unique skills and talents to create something new, something useful, something beautiful. Where is the harm in that?
In the business world, when considering the allocation of time and effort, it behooves one to ask, "What's the value added?" That is to say, what value will this expenditure of time and effort add to my business? What value is there in writing a paper which will be read by one person, graded, and thrown away--a paper, I might add, on a subject which has already been covered very thoroughly by a great number of individuals, many far more qualified.
Now ask yourself, "How can I apply my unique skill set and perspective to benefit the world?" If you can't come up with anything, go ahead and write your paper. If you can, then follow up: What value would your work add to the world? Is this value greater or smaller than the value added by writing a paper? I imagine many of you would make great plagiarists; all you have to is redirect your effort.
- aslhk, on plagarism
"Success, recognition, and conformity are the bywords of the modern world where everyone seems to crave the anesthetizing security of being identified with the majority...Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted."
- Martin Luther King
A voice is a human gift; it should be cherished and used, to utter fully human speech as possible. Powerlessness and silence go together.
- Margaret Atwood
We cannot learn from one another until we stop shouting at one another - until we speak quietly enough so that our words can be heard as well as our voices.
- Richard M. Nixon
To see you naked is to recall the Earth.
- Federico Garcia Lorca
We are ashamed of everything that is real about us; ashamed of ourselves, of our relatives, of our incomes, of our accents, of our opinions, of our experience, just as we are ashamed of our naked skins.
- George Bernard Shaw
Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
- Peter T. McIntyre
A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought at one time, at all times, who suffers harm done to others, whose greatest passion is compassion, whose greatest strength is love and defiance of despair.
- Abraham Joshua Heschel
What is the meaning of human life, or of organic life altogether? To answer this question at all implies a religion. Is there any sense then, you ask, in putting it? I answer, the man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life.
- Albert Einstein
Scientists were rated as great heretics by the church, but they were truly religious men because of their faith in the orderliness of the universe.
- Albert Einstein
The religions of humanity should be a unifying force, for all the great religions reveal a basic unity in ethics. Whether it be Judaism, Catholicism, Protestantism, Buddhism or Confucianism, all grow out of a sense of the sacredness of human life
- Algernon Black
The moral and religious system which Jesus Christ transmitted to us is the best the world has ever seen, or can see.
- Benjamin Franklin
Lighthouses are more helpful than churches.
- Benjamin Franklin
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We are living through a farce, but the problem is that we are on stage, not in the audience, so our laughter is understadably muted.
- Mordecai Richler
Losing touch with the past is a form of dying. We need the past in the same way we eed our memories: to help define who we are. In a very real sense, we are our memories. History can be both a inspiration and a weapon. You can belittle the past; you can ingore it; you can romanticize it. You can attempt to rewrite it, or you can use it to advance agendas or defend traditions. But you cannot deny its imprtance.
- Will Ferguson, "Bastards and Boneeheads: Cana's Glorious Leandes Past and Present"
"I shall write the history which you do not even know exists. You wil see that our ancestors yeilded only when out-numnbered. There are defeats which are as glorious as victories."
- Fancois-Xavier Garneau, answering Lordd Durham's challenge that the French Canadians had no history
If English Canada defines itself by what it is not - not American, not agreessive, not exciting - French Canada defines itself by what it has lost. In these tendencies, the two solitudes share a certain sadness: the centrality of abscence, a country and a people defined by what is missing, by what has passed. Defeats as glorious as victories.
- Will Ferguson, "Bastards and Boneeheads: Canada's Glorious Leaders Past and Present"
Nothing ever happens by chance. Everything is pushed from behind.
- Emily Murphy
Patriotism is not dying for one's country, it is living for one's country. And for humanity. Perhaps this is not as romantic, but it is better.
- Nellie Macphail, first female Canadiann MP
"Reforms are for he opposition. It is the business of Governments to stay in power."
- Sir Wilfred Laurier
Stress is holding on to something. The causes are not found in other people but in yourself. If you want to get rid of stress, then you have to let go of somthing
- John Thiels
It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.
- D. H. Lawrence
It is the common fate of the indolent to see their rights become a prey to the active. The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance; which condition if he break, servitude is at once the consequence of his crime and the punishment of his guilt.
- John Philpot Curran
In a time when it is so common to do evil, it is practically praiseworthy to do what is merely useless.
- Michel de Montaigne
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea.
- Don Marquis
Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave men, or they are no better than dreams.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it.
- Thucydides
It's a wise man who lives with money in the bank; it's a fool who dies that way.
- French proverb
"It's sad to consider that in all this time, politicians have never figured out how to tax criminals."
- Randy Cassingham, www.thisistrue.com
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
- George Orwell
WE HOLD THIS TRUTH
THAT ALL HUMAN BEINGS ARE CREATED DIFFERENT.
That every human being has the right to be mentally free and independent. That every human being has the right to feel, see, hear, sense, imagine, believe or experience anything at all, in any way, at any time. That every human being has the right to behave in any way that does not harm others or break fair and just laws. That no human being shall be subjected without consent to incarceration, restraint, punishment or psychological or medical intervention in an attempt to control, repress or alter the individual's thoughts, feelings or experiences.
- UNIVERSAL DECLARATION OF MENTAL RIGHTSS AND FREEDOMS
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look
- Bob Marley, "Redemption Song"t;
"Well it's like this... your father, Satan - Prince of Lies, unfortunately squandered the family wealth. I'm afraid you can't afford Apocalypse anymore. But there is enough to burn the pope's letter box if you want..."
- Transcript from the Armageddon Proceeddings late Dec 1999.
I've never liked the term "computer science." The main reason I don't like it is that there's no such thing. Computer science is a grab bag of tenuously related areas thrown together by an accident of history, like Yugoslavia.
- Paul Graham, Hackers and Painters
If we weren't so conflicted about our sexuality, there'd be dildos on the shelves of every Wal-mart. Obviously, the shame people feel has created a niche for us.
- Phil Harvey, owner of Adam & Eve, a seexual products company.
Since it is no longer permissible to disparage any single faith or creed, let us start disparaging all of them. A religion is a belief system with no basis in reality whatever. Religious belief is without reason and without dignity, and its record is near-universally dreadful.
- Martin Amis
Religion is what the common people see as true, the wise people see as false, and the rulers see as useful.
- Seneca
But here steps in Satan, the eternal rebel, the first free-thinker and emancipator of worlds. He makes man ashamed of his bestial ignorance and obedience; he emancipates him, stamps upon his brow the seal of liberty and humanity, in urging him to disobey and eat of the fruit of knowledge.
- Mikhail A. Bakunin
Everything has a natural explanation. The moon is not a god but a great rock and the sun a hot rock.
- Anaxagorus, ca. 475 BC
Why do you write to me "God should punish the English"? I have no close connection to either one or the other. I see only with deep regret that God punishes so many of His children for their numerous stupidities, for which only He Himself can be held responsible; in my opinion, only His nonexistence could excuse Him.
- Albert Einstein
There is a commandment against bearing false witness against my neighbor. Is there no commandment against bearing false witness against God? If I were a god, I would reserve my greatest wrath, not for those who ignored me, nor for those who contradicted me, but for those who falsely quoted me.
- Martin B. Brilliant
God definitely exists in what you create, or in the magic that you discover within yourself. And I think Christ was a magician in that sense, and someone that I found I could really relate to, in his being a revolutionary and sacrificing himself for it.
- Marilyn Manson
What if we chose the wrong religion? We're just making God madder and madder every Sunday.
- Homer Simpson
Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color, but the candle is always there.
- Mohammed Neguib
'And don't tell me God works in mysterious ways,' Yossarian continued. 'There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatalogical mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? Why in the world did He ever create pain?'
- Joseph Heller, Catch22
The clergy believe that any portion of power confided to me, will be exerted in opposition to their schemes. And they believe rightly: for I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyrrany known to the mind of man.
- Thomas Jefferson
The captains of the English warships kept stopping our merchant vessels and taking sailors off them. In this way the King of England had managed to get several thousand Americans and he made them help him fight his battles against the French. At least we could bear it no longer. We told the king that unless he stopped taking our sailors we would fight. They refused to stop and in the summer of 1812 Congress declared war.
- An Elementary American History by Daviid B Montgomery. Boston: 1904
When British vessels entered the United States ports, it was very common for their sailors, induced by better pay, to desert. By pretending to be citizens of the United Stats they defeated legal action taken to compel them to return to their ships.
Great Britian took matters into her own hands and authorized warships to search United States vessels on the high seas for deserters and to takew them by force. Such a course in the present day would be regarfded as very offensive and a good cause for resentment, but at that time it was not contrary to international law.
- A History of the Dominion of Canada byy John B. Calkin, Halifax: 1989
Like all religions, the Holy Religion of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both Logic and Faith. We have Faith that She is Pink; and we Logically know that She is Invisible, because we can't see Her.
- Anonymous
Reason is, of all things in the world, the most hurtful to a reasoning human being. God only allows it to remain with those he intends to damn, and his goodness takes it away from those he intends to save . . . If reason had any part in religion, what then would become of faith?
- Unknown
The ultimate goal of the educational system is to shift to the individual the burden of pursing his own education. This will not be a widely shared pursuit until we get over our odd conviction that education is what goes on in school buildings and nowhere else.
- John William Gardner
If we were logical, the future would be bleak, indeed. But we are more than logical. We are human beings, and we have faith, and we have hope, and we can work.
- Jacques-Yves Cousteau
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"Mary Bull, you don't know how lucky you are."
"So? Who ever does?"
- Peter McGehee, "Sweetheart"<
Reason has its place in religion, but is subordinate to intuition; modern secularism on the other hand has inverted this relationship, placing the chariot in the role of the charioteer.
- Unknown
If your god says I am wrong to criticize homosexuality, it is fine with me because I do not believe in your god.
My God clearly said to Moses in Leviticus 18:22 "Do not lie with a woman as one lies with a man; that is detestable." I happen to agree with my God. If you don't, fine. You can take it up with Him - later.
- D. E. Albrecht, Kelowna, in a letter tto the Capital News, Wednesday, June 18th, 2003
Wake up citizens of Canada. The gay community declared war on our country a number of years ago, have won a few battles and are now wanting to actually win that war.
- Paul E. d'Haene, Kelowna, in a letter to the Capital News, Wednesday, June 18th, 2003
Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
- Unknown
The greatest luxury, beyond price, would be to have just one crisis at a time.
- Hazel Blackwell
Guibbory was sincere in his belief about his own messianic destiny. The depth and subtlety of thought he possessed and his powers of analysis were immense and real. Unfortunately, delusions of omniscience, obsession with recognition and insistence upon obedience and unchallenged authority alienated him from the mainstream and left deep scars upon anyone in his umbrage
- http://www.deuceofclubs.com/books/145__horowitz.htm
Nothing could add to the horror of hell, except the presence of its creator, God.
- Ingersoll, "Why I Am Agnostic&quoot;
Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is. I am not. Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do?
- Epicurus
Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
- Judith Viorst
While pensive poets painful vigils keep,
Sleepless themselves to give their readers sleep
- Pope, "The Dunciad"
When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
- From the tombstone of a gay Vietnam veeteran
Believe it or not, some spells can even revive the dead, mimicking the power of the Messiah Himself. Christians may take small comfort in the fact that divine spells are better than arcane spells for reviving the dead.
- from Should a Christian Play Dungeons & Dragons? [http://www.chick.com/articles/frpg.asp]
For example, there is now a whole line of materials based on the hellish H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu mythos, a form of magic that we practiced in the darkest days of our satanic career - a system of magic prominently featured in THE SATANIC RITUALS by Anton LaVey!28 Contrary to the ramblings of D&D defenders like Michael Stackpole, the Necronomicon and the Cthulhu mythos are quite real.
- from Should a Christian Play Dungeons & Dragons? [http://www.chick.com/articles/frpg.asp]
Defenders of D&D often complain that it is only a game. Playing chicken with cars is "only a game" until someone gets killed. So is Russian roulette! I am frequently told to "get a life" or write about something more important than D&D, like social justice or world hunger. The devil would sure like that.
It needs to be emphasized that a spiritual deception which draws people away from Jesus Christ is much more dangerous than automotive chicken or people dying of starvation
- from Should a Christian Play Dungeons & Dragons? [http://www.chick.com/articles/frpg.asp]
Shame is the social side of guilt.
- John P. Grier
There are only two kinds of government: the scarely tolerable and the absolutely unbearable.
- John W. Dafoe
History is always an act of selective memory, of deciding what is worth remembering and what is not, and as historian Daniel Francis points out in National Dream, memory always implies its opposite: forgetting. What we choose to forget is just as revealing as what we choose to remember.
- Will Ferguson, "Bastards and Boneeheads"
"Life without love is like life without Death... Pointless"
- Robert Sechrest
"We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form."
- William Ralph Inge
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there.
Robert Heinlein
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU WERE NOT RAPTURED. (Oh, and after the Rapture, can I have your car?)
You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
- Ray Bradburry
Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole history of mankind is nothing but science fiction.
- Ray Bradburry
The belief that words have a meaning of their own account is a relic of primative word magic, and is still a part of the air we breathe in nearly every discussion.
- C.K. Ogden and I.A. Richards
What is robing a bank compared with founding a bank?
- Berholt Brecht
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
- Barry Goldwater
Death ... it's the only thing we haven't succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
Aldous Huxley
Language is a kind of human reason, which has its own internal logic of which man knows nothing.
- Claude Levi-Strauss
The liberation of language is rooted in the liberation of ourselves.
- Mary Daly
Death is the only gramatically correct full stop.
- Brian Paten
Thanks to words, we have been able to rise above the brutes; and thanks to words, we have often sunk to the level of demons.
- Aldous Huxley
People who keep a record of their experiences are resentful, vengeful people whose vanity has been wounded.
- Hugh Ball
Shame is the experience of being fundamentally bad as a person. Nothing you have done is wrong and nothing you can do will make up for it.
- Gershen Kaufman
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
- Charles A. Beard
Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to others.
- William Allen White
May called it a compatibility test: people who would never have associated in high school should never get married later on. "We never really rise above our high-school days," she said. "We just repress them. Who we are never truthfully changes. A homecoming queen in high school will always be a homecoming queen. And a misfit will always be a misfit."
- Will Ferguson, "Happiness(TM)&quoot;
"Do you see all the mechanisms and makeshift solutions we have have created? Do you see how we staunch thre symptoms, how we try to fix punctured hearts with cheap band-aids? This is who we are May, this is the sadness at the core of things. Mono-no-aware, May. This is what makes us human: not happiness but the sadness underneath."
"No," said May. "I will not accept that. I will not accept that this is how the world must be."
"Tough!" shouted Edwin. "Because the world doesn't care. We can't wish reality away. We can't simply agree to close our eyes and hug ourselves into believing that old age, death, and disillusionment don't exist. They do, May. Whether we like it or not. Life is just one damn thing after another, but it's still the only game in town. We can't afford to sleepewalk through it, because we've only got the one to go around. Dum vivimus, vivamus! 'While we live, let us live life to the fullest'. Dum vivimus, vivamus!"
- Will Ferguson, "Happiness(TM)&quoot;
"When I die, everything dies with me. What happens after that is of no consenquence."
"Don't give me that solipsistic bullshit!"
"Aha," said Jack, suitably impressed. "Solipsism. We spotted. You know your stuff."
"Of course I do!" roared Edwin, now on his feet, arms outspread. "I'm an editor. I know everything! My head is so crammed full of useless information it's all I can do to get to sleep at night. My thoughts are buzzing, constantly buzzing. Nemo saltat sobruis, Jack. Nemo saltat sobrius."
"James Boswell," said Jack. "Sober men don't dance."
"Exactly! The world is losing its drunken dancers. Oh, we have circle hugs and campfire sing-a-longs, bu the wild, drunken dance of life is coming to an end. And it's all your fault."
"No," said Jack, and for the first time he sounded angry. "It is not my fault. I have given people what they wanted: not freedom, with its heavy, burdensome responsibilities, but security. Security from having to think. Security from themselves.I know what people want: they don't want to be free, they want to be happy. And the two are often mutually exclusive."
- Will Ferguson, "Happiness(TM)&quoot;
"But finally, Mr. Wind-Up Bird, isn't that just what life is? Aren't we all trapped in the dark somewhere, and they've taken away our food and water, and we're slowly dying, little by little . . . ?"
I laughed. "You're too young to be so . . . pessimistic," I said, using the English word.
"Pessi-what?"
"Pessimistic. It means looking only at the dark side of things."
"Pessimistric . . . pessmistic . . ." She repeated the English to herself over and over, and then she looked up at me with a fierce glare. "I'm only sixteen," she said, "and I don't know much about the world, but I do know one thing for sure. If I'm pessmistic, then the adults in the world who are not pessmistic are a bunch of idiots."
- Haruki Murakami, "The wind-up birrd chronicle"
"A physical change? In me?"
"Yes, Mr. Okada. Some kind of change in your body."
I raised my face and looked at my reflection in the glass patio door, but I couldn't make out anything that could be called a physical change. I had scrubbed every part of my body in the shower but had noticed nothing then, either. "What kind of change did you have i mind?" I asked.
"I have no idea what it might be, but it should be very obvious to anyone who looks at you."
I stretched my left hand open atop the table and stared at the palm, but it was just my usual palm. It had not changed in any way that I could perceive. It had not become covered in gold foil, nor had it developedwebs between the fingers. It was neither beautiful nor ugly. "When you say that it should be obvious to anyone who looks at me, what do you mean? Something like wings sprouting on my back?"
"It could be something like that," said Malta Kano, in her usual even tone. "Of course, I meant that as one possibility."
"Of course," I said.
"So, then, have you noticed some change?"
"Not really. Not so far, at least. I mean, if wings sprouted on my back, I probably couldn't help but notice, don't you think?"
"Probably not," said Malta Kano, "but do be careful, Mr. Okada. To know one's own state is not a simple matter. One cannot look directly at one's own face with one's own eyes, for example. One has no choice but to look at one's reflection in the mirror. Through experience, we come to believe that the image is correct, but that is all."
- Haruki Murakami, "The wind-up birrd chronicle"
"Hatred is a long, dark shadow. Not even the person it falls upon knows where it comes from, in most cases. it is like atwo-edged sword. When you cut the other person, you cut yourself. The more violently you hack at the other person, the more violently you hack at yourself. It can often be fatal. But it is not easy to dispose of. Please be careful, Mr. Okada. It is very dangerous. Once it has taken root in your heart, hatred is the most difficult thing in the world to shake off."
- Haruki Murakami, "The wind-up birrd chronicle"
I mean, what happens between the time you push the switch and when the mircrowave rings? You can't tell what's going on under the cover. Maybe the instant rice pudding first turns into macaroni gratin in the darkness when nobody's looking and only then turns back into rice pudding. We think it's only natural to get rice pudding after we put rice pudding mix in the microwave and the bell rings, but to me that's just a presumption. I would be kind of relieved if every once in a while, after you put your rice pudding mix in the microwave and it rang and you opened the top, you got macaroni gratin. I suppose I'd be shocked, of course, but I don't know, I think I'd be kind of relieved too. Or at least I wouldn't be so upset, because that would feel, in some ways, a whole lot more real.
- Haruki Murakami, "The wind-up birrd chronicle"
He had inherited from his mother's stories the fundamental style be used, unaltered, in his own stories: namely, the asumption that fact may not be truth, and truth may not be factual.
- Haruki Murakami, "The wind-up birrd chronicle"
"But you still have to try."
"Why?'
"Because that's all you can do. If you don't try to stand up against the darkness, it swallows you up."
"And if in the end, there is only darkness? If the world is meant to end in darkness?"
Jilly shook her head. She refused to believe it.
"How can you deny it?" he asked.
"It's just . . . if there's only supposed to be darkness, then why were we given light?"
For a long moment, he sat there, shoulders drooped, staring down at her hands. When he finally looked up, there was something in his eyes that Jilly couldn't read.
"Why indeed?" he said softly.
- Charles de Lint, "The Buffalo Mann"
"What are you thinking about?" I asked.
"Just how wondererful the world is."
"Of course."
"No, really. And you know what's the best thing about it? That it doesn't matter if we're here or not. It just goes on being this wonderful place. That's what people forget. It's not here for us. It's just here, and the gift we were given is that we're allowed to experience it."
- Charles de Lint, "Forest of Stonee"
"Where?" he said.
"I want a haircut."
"The president's in town."
"We don't care. We need a haircut. We need to go crosstown."
"You will hit traffic that speaks in quarter inches."
"Just so I know. Which president are we talking about?"
"United States. Barriers will be set up," he aaid. "Entire streets deleted from the map."
"Show me my car," he told the man.
- Don DeLillo, "Cosmopolis"
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Who will say with confidence that sexual abuse is more permanently damaging to children than threatening them with the eternal and unquenchable fires of hell?
- Richard Dawkins
Can I get pregnant from anal sex?
It is not technically possible to get pregnant from anal sex; there is no way for semen to get from the rectal tract to the vaginal tract.
However, anal sex is still not a very good method of birth control. Semen leaking from the anus after intercourse may drip across the perineum (the short stretch of skin separating vulva and anus) and cause what is known as a 'splash' conception
The failure rate for this is surprisingly high! 8% of couples of who use anal sex as a method of birth control have babies each year.
- http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/analsex..htm
Half our mistakes in life arise from feeling where we ought to think, and thinking where we ought to feel.
- John Churtin Collins
The year before Prinzhorn's book appeared, 1921, another psychiatrist with a serious involvement in art, Dr. Walter Morgenthaler, published his epoch-making monograph, Ein Geisteskranker als Kunstler [This classic mongraph is available in English, under the title, Madness and Art: The Life and Work of Adolf Wolfli, University of Nebraska Press, Lincoln, 1992]. This was the first book devoted to the serious study of a single psychotic artist, Adolf Wolfli of Switzerland. Wolfli was and is, unquestionably, the greatest of all psychotic artists in this century.
- John M. MacGregor, Ph.D. "THOUGHTTS ON THE QUESTION: WHY DARGER?" [http://outsider.art.org/newsletter/darger.html]
If one person takes your money, it's called theft -- if a whole bunch do it, it's called taxation.
- Unknown
AUCKLAND: Ignoring calls by the Chinese Government to rename Mt Everest to Mt Qomolangma, leading academics in New Zealand and abroad are calling for Mt Everest to be renamed Mt Chinagetoutoftibet.
China has launched their campaign accusing British "colonialists" of "ignorance and arrogance" by continuing to use the name Everest.
Commentators in the west have responded by accusing the Chinese of "ignorance and arrogance" for even being in Tibet in the first place.
"British colonialists raped the sacred mountain of the Tibetans by giving it a false name" one Chinese report said, "In a similar manner to the way we raped, tortured and massacred those repellent Tibetans themselves when we liberated them from the evil Dalai Lama in 49."
"The world must desist humiliating Mt Qomolangma with English-language hegemonism. You westerners must also stop calling us Commie Bastards and learn to use chop sticks properly by 2008 or there will be big trouble," the report concluded.
Other Chinese suggestions for the new name for Everest included Mt Maotain, Mt Humanrightsareforemperialistswine, and Mt Showmethewaytothenearestabortionclinicmywifeisgoingtohaveagirl.
- Spinner, New Zealand News [http://www..spinner.co.nz/1202/china.htm]
I predict that North Americans will adopt the more regular "-ium" spelling by the year 2050, prompting the British to start calling it "alumininium". At that point debate can begin on changing "platinum" to "platinium"
- http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html (informaation on the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie]
Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene.
- Arthur Christopher Benson
Heroism consists in hanging on one minute longer.
- Norwegian proverb
All birth is unwilling.
- Pearl S. Buck
"You are writing children's books, you need to be a ruthless killer."
- J.K. Rowling
It is very important to understand that if you align yourself with civil society you have to understand that a government is your enemy whatever that government is, because it is no government that ever gives you your freedom; these are freedoms that you fight for.
- Arundhati Roy
"This site is dedicated to producing high quality research papers that focus on the political implications of what an overwhelming amount of evidence conclusively points to as an Extraterrestrial presence on Earth that is known by clandestine government organizations who keep official knowledge of this presence secret from the general public and elected political officials. "
- Michael Salla, http://www.exopolitics..org/
If there is one thing the Harry Potter series has proven to America and the world, it is that superstitions and witchcraft have a much greater power to captivate than computers, Internet filth, and game rooms. In fact, a great majority of religion and religious activity would not survive the month if there was not the elements of sorcery that much of today's religion has come to represent
- Joseph Chambers, "Harry Potter annd the Antichrist"
Remember, if you do not believe in playing the devil's games, this series of books has a name for you and it isn't meant to be complimentary. You are called a "muggle" and these books paint you as a loser or a know-nothing nobody. That's talking about us, the Bible-believing Christians.
- Joseph Chambers, "Harry Potter annd the Antichrist"
How a person wins the game show something of his character; how he loses shows all of it.
- Unkown
Someone once told me "If you're falling off a cliff, try to fly. You've got nothing to lose."
- John Sheridan, Babylon 5
The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man
- Chesterton
A hero is the right man in the right place at the wrong time.
- T.A. Klein
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be, but before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean.
- Bob Marley
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
- Joe Ancis
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
- Mignon McLaughlin
The history of the world, as it is written and handed down by word of mouth, often fails us completely; but man's intuitive capacity, though it often misleads, does lead, does not ever abandon one.
- Franz Kafka
Not everyone can see the truth, but he can be it.
- Franz Kafka
One advantage in keeping a diary is that you become aware with reassuring clarity of the changes which you constantly suffer.
- Franz Kafka
A book should serve as the ax for the frozen sea within us.
- Franz Kafka
Characters will often want to make impossibly tight turns. Page 139 in GURPS Basic Set covers the calculation of turning radius. Assume that the maximum number of Gs a super can pull in a turn is equal to his HT/2.
If a super needs to make a tighter turn, he can increase the number of s he can handle by 1 foby making a successful HT roll and a skill-4 roll. For each additional G beyond the first, subtract 2 from each roll. On a hailed HT roll, he blacks out for 2d turns. On a failed skill roll. he loses consciousness.
- from GURPS Supers
Your ability has an annoying side effect of some sort - somethingthat actually causes harm to you or those around you, or that causes you a serious inconvenience. ...
A valuable power cannot be taken as a nuisance effect. "Kills everyone within a mile" is not an acceptable nuisance effect.
- GUPS Supers on the nuisance limitationn to powers.
You find facts in nonfiction, but you go to fiction for the truth.
- Unknown
Using its own distinctive methods, the Shinjuku Japanese Language Institute is a school that has committed itself to the study and research of the Shinjuku Japanese Language Institute
- Amusing error at http://www.sng.ac.jp//
mokita, n. Truth that everybody knows but nobody speaks.
- from the Kiriwina language, New Guineaa
He's just a hero
In a long line of heroes
Looking for action at a price he can pay.
- Liz Phair, "Soap Star Joe"
"The greatness of Christianity did not lie in attempted negotiations for compromise with any similar philosophical opinions in the ancient world, but in its inexorable fanaticism in preaching and fighting for its own doctrine."
- Adolph Hitler, "Mein Kampf" Vol. 1 Chapter 12
Schwarzenegger visits troops in Iraq
ASSOCIATED PRESS
July 5, 2003
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) -- Arnold Schwarzenegger joined U.S. troops in a former Saddam Hussein palace at Baghdad International Airport on Friday for the screening of his latest movie, "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines."
"It is really wild driving around here," he said. "I mean the poverty, and you see there is no money, it is disastrous financially and there is the leadership vacuum, pretty much like in California right now."
Schwarzenegger, 55, has indicated he may run for California governor as a Republican if residents there vote to recall the Gov. Gray Davis.
"I play terminator, but you guys are the true terminators," he told the soldiers.
The typical roleplayer is a bit of an egomaniac. I think that in the best possible way. The character is his extension into the world of make believe. Not many people get to be the centre of a story, but we as roleplayers have that privilege
- from the TrisRPG how to section [http:://www.trisrpg.com]
If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth - only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair.
- Clive Staples Lewis
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie - deliberate, contrived, and dishonest - but the myth - persistent, persuasive and, realistic.
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"Nemo enim fere saltat sobrius, nisi forte insanit"
- no-one dances sober, unless he is comppletely insane!
"An unjust peace is better than a just war."
- Marcus Tullius Cicero
If you know something and don't act upon it, then you didn't know it in the first place.
- Chinese Proverb
"You have to understand."
He said, "What?"
"The more visionary the idea, the more people it leaves behind. This is what the protest is all about. Visions of technology and wealth. The force of cyber-capital that will send people into the gutter to retch and die. What is the flaw of human rationality?"
He said, "What?"
"It pretends not to see the horror and death at the end of the schemes it builds. This is a protest against the future. They want to hold off the future. They want to noramlize it, keep it from overwhelming the present."
There were cars burning in the street, metal hissing and spitting, and stunned figures in slow motion, in tides of smoke, wandering through the mass of vehicles and bodies, and others everywhere running, and a down down, genuflected, outside a fast food shop.
"The future is always a wholeness, a sameness. We're all tall and happy there," she said. "This is why the future fails. It always fails. It can never be the cruel happy place we want to make it."
- Don DeLillo, "Cosmopolis"
"The logical extention of business is murder."
- Don DeLillo, "Cosmopolis"
It is the spirit of the game, not the letter of the rules, which is important. Never hold to the letter written, nor allow some barracks room lawyer to force quotations from the rule book upon you, if it goes against the obvious intent of the game. As you hew the line with respect to conformity to major systems and uniformity of play in general, also be certain the game is mastered by you and not your players.
Within the broad parameters given in the AD&D volumes, you are the creator and final arbiter. By ordering things as they should be, the game as a whole first, your campaign next, and your participants thereafter, you will be playing AD&D as it was meant to be. May you find much pleasure in doing so as the rest of us!
- Afterward to the 1e AD&D DMG
Erhard, like a Zen teacher, often resorts to aphorisms; in the case of the arguer described above the est saying is "When you're right, that's what you get to be: right." That is, not necessarily loved, or anything else nice: just right.
- Karen Pryor, "Don't Shoot The Dogg!"
Except under the very best circumstances, our whole school system seems to be set up to prevent children from learning at their own rate - to penalize not only the slow learners, who don't get the time to learn, but the fast learners, who don't get additional reinforcement when quick thinking moves them ahead.
- Karen Pryor, "Don't Shoot The Dogg!"
To change the motivation, one needs to make an accurate estimate of what the motivation is, and we are often very imcompetent at that. "She hates my guts," "The boss has it in for me," "That kid is just no damned good." Often we don't even undestand our own motivations. The whole profession of psychology and psychiaty has arisen in part for that reason.
- Karen Pryor, "Don't Shoot The Dogg!"
I realize this may be simplistic, but I also think it is simple minded to go on and on behaving as a nation in ways that any clicker trainer can tell you are guarenteed not to work. As a nation, as well as on the individual level, we ought to becontinuously asking ourselves the trainer's fundamental question: What am I actally reinforcing?
- Karen Pryor, "Don't ShootTRhe Dogg!"
It is preposterous to assume every passenger is a potential crazed homicidal maniac. We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.
- Ann Coulter, "This Is War: We shoould invade their countries" in National Review, Sepember 13th, 2001
Most people, however, assumed that the brass had made a decision to tone down the excessive saber rattling.
If so, then editor and television talking head Rich Lowry missed that memo. Recently on National Review's new Web log, "The Corner," Lowry addressed the question of what sort of retaliatory measures should be taken in the case of a nuclear detonation -- probably of a "dirty bomb" -- on U.S. soil.
Judging from the e-mail he's received, there's "lots of sentiment for nuking Mecca." Nor, in Lowry's eyes, was such an idea nuts. He allowed that "Mecca seems extreme, of course" -- of course -- "but then again few people would die and it would send a signal."
... Lowry brushed away any religious concerns about nuking Mecca by arguing that great faiths "have suffered such catastrophic setbacks before." He justified his armchair Dr. Strangelove impression by saying that "the time for seriousness
is now rather than after thousands and thousands more American casualties." He also noted the possible deterrent effects of radical Muslims thinking us so palpably crazy that we would reduce their holy city to a pile of glowing cinders.
-Jeremy Lott "That's Rich: Nationall Review's editor suggests nuking Mecca. We're not kidding." in American Prospect
As some of you know my site is about Multiple Personality Disorder or DID as they call it now. I don't think we are did's but do's because we can do it and no one can tell us any different. I really perfer MPG, Mulitiple Personality Gift. Because it is a gift that was given to us by what ever way it was given. We are intelligent people or we could not have done this to survivor, whatever trauma we have gone though. Don't think of youselves, as individuals that are incapable because we are more capable of doing many things just have faith in yourselves and you can accomplish things that you need to.
- http://www.heart7.net
Rudolf could teach most of the cabals lurking in Prague a great deal about the nature of the universe, the true power of magic, and the meaning of life. He has tried, but only Rabbi Loew seems to have listened at all. One of the downsides ot being mad, he has found, is that you lack credibility.
- from Ascension of the Magdalene, by Riick Neal (a UA/d20 supplement)
"How come everybody keeps talking about me like I'm not here?" said Toby loudly.
"Wishful thinking," said Jimmy.
- Simon R Green, "Drinking Midnightt Wine"
1 minute - 2 - 5 minutes
depending on dosage: DMT hyperspace. For all practical purposes, you will no longer be embodied. You will be part of tne intergalactic information network. You may experience any of the following:
* Sense of transcending time or space
* Strange plants or plantlike forms
* The universe of formless vibration
* Strange machines
* Alien music
* Alien languages, understandable or not
* Intelligent entities in a variety of forms
Do not be amazed and do not try to actively direct your observations but merely pay attention. The beings can show you amazing things, but if you try to impose vour personal trip on the DMT you will find that you cannot and may become frightened.
- NOTES ON THE VISUAL STAGES OF A DMT TRRIP from http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dmt/dmt_info1.shtml
As a Creation Scientist, one of my greatest duties that I take great pleasure in is introducing the works of the Lord to the young generation. The sparkle of wonderment that fills their eyes in knowing the creative power of God fills my heart with the Lord's divine Love. It however saddens me greatly that the proponents of Evolutionism have corrupted this true purpose of science and are instead using it as a propaganda tool to spread Secularism. But what is education for if not to fight against ignorance such as that? Our children are the future face of Science and we must teach them to recognize the truth of the Word of the Lord so as to break the cycle of Evolutionism dogma that is paralyzing scientific development and making higher education a dumping ground for the excesses of materialistic philosophies.
- Dr. Richard Paley
"It's not easy to believe."
"I," she told him, "can believe anything. You have no idea what I can believe."
"Really?"
"I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true of not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will like about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well like back and enjoy it."
- Neil Gaiman, "American Gods";
Galinda didn't see the verdant world through the glass of the carriage; she saw her own reflection instead. She had the nearsightedness of youth. She reasoned that because she was beautiful she was significant, though what she signified, and to whom, was not clear to her yet.
- Gregory Maguire, "Wicked: The Liffe and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West."
"Is that religious conviction, Elphie, that you keep yourself so dry?" asked Boq.
"I've told you before, I don't comprehend religion, although conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, I suppose someone with a real religious conviction is a religious convict, and deserves locking up.
- Gregory Maguire, "Wicked: The Liffe and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West."
"Tell me something, " he begged. "You left us as Shiz - you disappeared like morning fog. Why, where to, and what then?"
"How poetic you are," she said. "I've a notion that poetry is the highest form of self-deception."
- Gregory Maguire, "Wicked: The Liffe and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West."
"I know this: The wickedness of men is that their power breeds stupidity and blindness," she said.
"And of women?"
"Women are weaker, but their wickedness is full of cunning and an equally rigid certainty. Since their arena is smaller, their capacity for real damage is less alarming. Though being more intimate they are more treacherous."
"And my capacity for evil?" said Fiyero, feeling implicated and uncomfortable. "And yours?"
"Fiyero's capacity for evil is in believing too strenuously in a capacity for good."
"And yours?"
"Mine is in thinking in epigrams."
"You let yourself off lightly," he said, a little annoyed.
- Gregory Maguire, "Wicked: The Liffe and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West."
"Can you really say you thought the man who brought this here was a sorcerer?" said Elphie. "And that this book comes from - another world? Do you even believe in other worlds?"
"I find it a great effort to believe in this one," said Sarima, "yet it seems to be here, so why should I trust my skepticism about other worlds? Don't you believe?"
"I tried to, as a child," said Elphie. "I made an effort. The mothy, gormless, indistinct sunrise of salvation world - the Other Land - I couldn't get it, I couldn't focus. Now I just think that it's our own lives that are hidden from us. The mystery - who is that person in the mirror - that's shocking and unfathomable enough for me."
- Gregory Maguire, "Wicked: The Liffe and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West."
"People who claim they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us." He sighed. "It's people who claim that they're good, or anyway better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of."
- Gregory Maguire, "Wicked: The Liffe and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West."
The organizer of a protest meeting against transit cuts said that only 10 people turned up Monday night because the bus service is so bad.
- The Daily Courier, Tuesday July 15th, 2003
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
- George Bernard Shaw
We haven't got the power to destroy the planet - or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves.
- Ian Malcolm
Of all manifestations of power, restraint impresses men the most.
- Thucyclides
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher
Notes from the Bunker
Roleplaying Your Favorite Gun
Weapon choice says a lot about a hero, but choosing the best firearm can be difficult. In this installment of Notes from the Bunker, designer Rich Redman offers tips for choosing the right weapon for your hero based on his or her personality, profession, and combat expectations.
- D20 modern
Parker paused. "The real problem is going to be Jen."
"What? Your partner? Why would she be a problem?"
"Well, she's a little upset about the mess you made when you tossed her apartment."
"That? Tell her to grow up. Shit comes with the job."
Parker smiled strangely.
"I'm glad you feel that way. I'll see you at 10 tomorrow."
....
"Do you want me to drop you off somewhere?"
"Nah," I said. "My car's just down the block."
Drew smiled.
"Uh .. about that. Seems that Jen found your car about half an hour ago. I didn't catch all the details, but she was doing something that involved large quantities of instant oatmeal and a garden hose."
- Keith Hartman, "Gumshoe Gorilla&qquot;
"Beware the days of the year, little man, / When the moon hath a face like a silver crown; / Cleave if thou may'st to the home of thy clan, / And hide from the Werewolves of London Town."
"Beward the coverts and courts, little maid, / Where walks the man with the coat of brown; / Though thou art abandoned, be not waylaid, / By the hungry Werewolves of London Town."
"Beware the starlit nights, my child, / And the pretty lady in the silk white gown; / Though thou art forsaken, be not beguiled, / By the charming Werewolves of London Town."
- Traditional Rhyme
One philosopher asserted that he knew the whole secret ... He surveyed the two celestial strangers from tip to toe, and maintained to their faces that their persons, their worlds, their sums, and their stars were created solely for the use of man.
At this assertion our two travelers let themselves fall against each other in a fit of ... inextinguishable laughter.
- Voltaire
Those who say that they believe in God and yet neither love nor fear him, do not in fact believe in him but in those who have taught them that God exists. Those who believe that they believe in God, but without any passion in their heart, any anguish of mind, without uncertainty, without doubt, without an element of despair even in their consolation, believe only in the God-idea, not in God
- Miguel de Unamuno
During sex, no saving throws are permissible since if you've entered sex you've either a) failed your save against dangerous situations or b) are stupid enough to think that sex isn't dangerous :)
- me, on a D&D 3e carnal guide to sex
"Pride is good. Right up until it blinds you to your country's faults. Which is pretty much a beginning point for most US citizens."
- Unknown
Being gay's not the end of the world. It doesn't even make you special.
- from showtime movie "CommonGroundd"
A sophist came to speak in Athens. He knew Socrates was an important personage there, and was nervous to see Socrates in the front row. "There is nothing!" the sophist began. Socrates got up to leave. Mortified, the sophist asked, "Socrates, where are you going?" Socrates turned and asked, "There's more?"
- Unknown
The characters in the Winnie the Pooh books can be diagnosed as "seriously troubled individuals" if their behaviors are weighed against the psychiatric criteria listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual. Piglet "clearly suffers from a generalized anxiety disorder" and is in need of an anti-panic drug, and Eeyore needs an anti-depressant so he can "see the humour in the whole tail-losing episode." Even Christopher Robin "could develop gender identity issues"
- Unknown
Judge Imhotep: "... I will not here the US government called bandits again. That is all."
Mr Celine: "You steal land, and you will not hear yourselves called bandits. You order men with guns to hold us down, and you will not hear yourselves called thugs. You don't act from the heart; where the hell do you act from? What in God's name motivates you?"
....
Mr Kharis: "Does Me Celine seriously suggest that the United States government is in need of a guardian?"
Mr. Celine: "I am merely offering a way out for your client. Any private indlvidual with a record of such incessant murder and robbery would be glad to cop an insanity plea. Do you insist that your client was in full posession of its reason at Wounded Knee? At Hiroshima? Atr Dresden?"
Mr Kharis: "You have become faceitious, Mr Celine."
Mr. Celine: "I have never been more serious."
- The Illuminatus Trilogy
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein
It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.
- Ronald Knox
Stonehenge is a massive female fertility symbol, according to Canadian researchers who think they have finally solved the mystery of the ancient monument in southern England.
In the arrangement of the stones, the researchers say they have spotted the original design: female genitalia.
- Reuters
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.
- James Nicoll
Just as believers in a beneficent deity should be haunted by the problem of natural evil, so agnostics, atheists, pessimists and nihilists should be haunted by the problem of friendship, love, beauty, truth, humor, compassion, fun. Never forget the problem of fun.
- John Horgan
Old Coot: I can't believe a coffee costs $2! In my day it was a nickel!
You: In your day, my job would have paid a living wage that could support a family of four and I'd get a decent pension after 35 years of loyal service. But it doesn't anymore either. So what's your point exactly?
- from http://www.livejournal.com/communnity/customers_suck/
"Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear."
- Albert Camus
COME & "C"
OPEN
COME IN FOR A FEW MINUTES
WARM UP
SAY A PRAYER
RECEIVE A PRAYER
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ALL MORE EXCELLENT THAN WE
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- Advdertisement seen in Keowna by me.
Meanwhile, Pierpont, Makley, and Clark were returned to Ohio and convicted of the murder of the Lima sheriff. Pierpont and Makley were sentenced to death, and Clark to life imprisonment. But in an escape attempt, Makley was killed and Pierpont was wounded. A month later, Pierpont had recovered sufficiently to be executed.
- John Dillinger, FBI Famous Cases [httpp://www.fbi.gov/libref/historic/famcases/dillinger/dillinger.htm]
When one door closes, another one opens. It's the dark hallways that scare us.
- Unknown
Humility is like underwear, it's necessary but it's indecent if it shows.
- Unknown
We must substitute faith for fear, for fear is only inverted faith; it is faith in evil instead of good.
- Unknown
When I turned myself over to God, I took my life out of the hands of an idiot
- Unknown
OK...get off the cross, we need the wood.
- Unknown
You cannot stumble when you are on your knees.
- Unknown
"Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time." When asked which dog wins he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."
- Unknown
Remember the story about the man who fell off the cliff. A small tree broke his fall. As he dangled precariously, with the abyss below, he called out "Is there anyone up there?". A booming voice answers "Yes, it is I. God." Terrified, the man begs God to help. God says "Okay, just let go." The man thinks it over, then yells "Is there anyone else up there?"
- Unknown
A treatment center is where you go and pay $15,000 to find out that A. A. meetings are free.
- Unknown
Be careful of your thoughts for your thoughts become your words;
Be careful of your words for your words bcome your actions;
Be careful of your actions for your actions become your habits;
Be careful of your habits for your habits become your character;
Be careful of your character for your character becomes your destiny.
- Unknown
Don't vote for politicians, it only encourages them!
- Unknown
Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting battles but in avoiding them. A masterly retreat is in itself a victory.
- Norman Vincent Peale
The essence of war is fire, famine, and pestilence. They contribute to its outbreak; they are among its weapons; they become its consequences.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
- Will Rogers
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
- Sir Arnold Bax, "Farewell my Youtth"
We can embrace love; its not too late.
Why do we sleep, instead with hate?
Belief requires no suspension
to see that Hell is our invention.
We make Hell real; we stoke its fires.
And in its flames our hope expires.
Heaven, too, is merely our creation.
We can grant ourselves our own salvation.
All that's required is imagination.
- Dean Koontz
Ours is a culture that instills self loathing in everyone, particularly in minority groups. It's part of what keeps the power structure intact.
- Walt Odets
Two hundred years ago our universities were Christian, now they are secular humanist, what has gone wrong? We have failed to refute secular thinking, in part this is due to the modern tendency to denigrate thinking as non-spiritual.
- Ross A Taylor [http://www.apocalipsis..org/eschatol.htm]
Embalming Is Not a Sport
By Arlin D. Menager
Price: $15.54
- http://enotalone.com/books/ASIN/07596222035.html
The scientific method is nothing more than a system of rules to keep us from lying to each other.
- Ken Norris
"Probably the greatest harm done by vast wealth is the harm that we of moderate means do ourselves when we let the vices of envy and hatred enter deep into our own natures."
- Theodore Roosevelt
>>> Well, you know as well as I do that humans are not related at all to apes. Humans were formed from clay, which explains our continual dirtiness. I mean, have you ever seen an ape take a shower?
>> http://metropolis.japantoday.com/tokyotravel/tokyotravelogue/tokyoworldtravelinc.htm
>Atheist propaganda. Those monkeys were added to the picture with Photoshop.
Aryan propoganda: those were japanes, not people.
- from a Newsgroup
"When you make an enemy of the United States, you'd better watch out. Sooner or later we will get you."
- Paul Bremer, the U.S. administrator off Iraq
What Denny said is that maybe the second coming of Christ isn't something God will decide. Maybe God left it up to people to develop the ability to bring back Christ into their lives. Maybe God wanted us to invent our own interior saviour when we are ready. When we need it most. Denny says maybe it's up to us to create our own messiah.
To save ourselves.
- Chuck Palahniuk, "Choke" >
She had a mysterious attitude towards the begetting of children; it wasn't that she couldn't do it, more that she didn't want to do it. She was very bitter about the Virgin Mary getting there first. So she did the next best thing and arranged for a foundling. That was me.
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
She was wrong, as far as we were concerned, but right as far as she was concerned, and really, that's what mattered.
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
'Some folks say I'm a fool, but there's more to this world than meets the eye.' I waited quietly.
'There's this world,' she banged the wall graphically, 'and there's this world,' she thumped her chest. 'If you want to make sense of either, you have to take notice of both of them.'
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
What constitutes a problem is not the thing, or the environment where we find the thing, but the conjunction of the two; something unexpected in a usual place (our favourite aunt in our favourite poker parlour) or something usual in an unexpected place (our favourite poker in our favourite aunt).
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
So the past, because it is past, is only malleable where it was flexible. Once it could change its mind, now it can only undergo change. The lens can be tinted, tilted, smashed. What matters is that order is seen to prevail. . . . and if we are eighteenth century gentlemen, drawing down the blinds as our coach jumbles over the Alps, we have to know what we are doing, pretending an order that doesn't exist, to make a security that cannot exist.
There is an order to be found in stories.
History is St. George.
And when I look at a history book and thin of the imaginative effort it has taken to squeeze this oozing world between two boards and typeset, I am astonished. Perhaps the event has an unassailable truth. God saw it. God knows. But I am not God. And so when someone tells me what they heard or saw, I believe them, and I believe their friend who also saw, but not in the same way, and I can put these accounts together and I will not have a seamless wonder but a sandwich laced with mustard of my own.
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
Of course that is not the whole story, but that is the way with stories; we make them what we will. It's a way of explaining the universe while leaving the universe unexplained, it's a way of keeping it alive not boxing it into time. Everyone who tells a story tells it differently, just to remind us that everyone sees differently. Some people say there are truths to be found, some people say that all kinds of things can be proved. I don't believe them. The only thing for certain is how complicated it all is, like string full of knots. It's all there but hard to find the beginning and impossible to fathom the end. The best you ca do is admire the cat's cradle, and maybe knot it up a bit more. History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play. Claw it, chew it, rearrange it and at the bedtime it's still a ball of string full of knots. Nobody should mind. Some people make a lot of money out of it. Publishers do well, children, when bright, can come top. It's an all-purpose rainy day pursuit, this reducing of stories called history.
People like to separate storytelling which is not fact from history which is fact. They do this so they know what to believe and what not to believe. This is very curious. How is it that no one will believe that the whale swallowed Jonah, when every day Jonah is swallowing the whale? I can see them now, stuffing down the fishiest of fist, and why? Because it is history. Knowing what to believe has it's advantages. It built an empire and kept people where they belonged, in the bright realm of the wallet ...
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
Very often history is a means of denying the past. Denying the past is not refuse to recognise its integrity. To fit it, force it, function it, to suck out the spirit until it looks the way you think it should. We are all historians in our small way. And in some ghastly way Pol Pot was more honest than the rest of us have been. Pol Pot decided to dispense with the past altogether. To dispense with the sham of treating the past with objective respect. In Cambodia the cities were to be wiped out, maps thrown away, everything gone. No documents. Nothing. A brave new world. The old world was horrified.
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
People have never had a problem with disposing of the past when it gets too difficult. Flesh wil burn, photos will burn, and memory, what is that? The imperfect ramblings of fools who will not see the need to forget. And if we can't dispose of it we can alter it. The dead don't shout. There is a certain seductiveness about what is dead. It will retain all those admirable qualities of life without some of the tiresome messiness associated with live things.
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
The curious are always in some danger. If you are curious you might never come home, like all the men who now live with the mermaids at the bottom of the sea.
Or the people who found Atlantis.
When the Pilgrim Fathers set sail it was not without the opinion of many that they were crazy. History has now decided otherwise. Curious people who are explorers must bring back more than a memory or a story, they must bring home potatoes or tobacco or, best of all, gold.
But happiness is not a potato.
And El Dorado is more than Spanish gold, which is why it could not exist. The ones who came home were mad with a vision that had no meaning.
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
At one time or another there will be a choice: you or the wall.
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The City of Lost Chances is full of those who chose the wall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men.
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Then is it necessary to wander unprotected through the land?
It is necessary to distinguish the chalk circle from the stone wall.
Is it necessary to live without a home?
it is necessary to distinguish physics from metaphysics.
Yet many of the principles are the same.
They are, but in the cities of the interior all things are changed.
A wall for the body, a circle for the soul.
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
The training of wizards is a very difficult thing. Wizards have to spend years standing in a chalk circle until they can manage without it. They push out their power bit by bit, first within their hearts, then within their bodies, then within their immediate circle. It is not possible to control the outside of yourself until you have mastered your breathing space. It is not possible to change anything unless you understand the substance you wish to change. Of course people mutilate and modify, but these are fallen powers, and to change something you do not understand is the true nature of evil.
- Jeanette Winterson, "Oranges are not the only fruit."
The Myth of Homosexual as sexual being has to give way to the myth of the Gay Psychological Being seeking a relationship with his erotic soul figure through dealing fairly and squarely with the repressed toxic reactions provoked by love.
As society spirals toward a dysfunctional corporate mass mind, providing the illusion of individuality while enticing us to log-on, it needs the healing power of the gay shaman warrior now more than ever
- Douglas Sadownick, "The Psychologgy of Gay Sex: Mining the Dark Side of Making Love"
Is sexual orientation a choice?
No. Sexual orientation emerges for most people in early adolescence without any prior sexual experience. And some people report trying very hard over many years to change their sexual orientation from homosexual to heterosexual with no success. For these reasons, psychologists do not consider sexual orientation for most people to be a conscious choice that can be voluntarily changed.
- American Psychology Association
It was like being locked in a coffin with a running chainsaw.
- A videographer, after a shark batteredd its way INTO his shark cage.
A 13-year-old Nigerian girl in police detention has confessed to the ritual killing of at least 45 people, including her father.
She was arrested in the north-eastern city of Maiduguri following the disappearance of a two-year-old boy.
She later confessed to killing the child and selling his body parts for voodoo rituals.
- http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/14600896.stm
We had fed the heart on fantasies,
The heart's grown brutal from the fare.
- W B Yeats, "Meditations in Time oof Civil War, VI"
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
- Larry McMurty
A miracle is not a violation of the laws of Nature, except for ignorant people. Magic is but a science, a profound knowledge of the Occult forces in Nature, and of the laws governing the visible or the invisible world.
- http://choccult.8m.com/index.html
I will be honest with you right now: there is absolutely nothing which completely and utterly proves that magick exists and does work.
Which makes sense when you think about it. After all, if there was such proof we'd all be doing this and you wouldn't really need me to talk about it now would you?
However, just because magick is not necessarily real doesn't mean it doesn't work.
- http://choccult.8m.com/index.html
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
- from deadbabyjokes.com
Few things exemplify the chaos of Liberia more than the sight of doped-up, AK-47-wielding 15-year-olds roaming the streets decked out in fright wigs and tattered wedding gowns. Indeed, some of the more fully accessorized soldiers in Charles Taylor's militia even tote dainty purses and don feather boas
- Mark Scheffler, "Dressed to kill&"
Today, some 14 years after Taylor's troops first began their march toward Monrovia, Blahyi has put his clothes back on and supposedly found God. Roosevelt Johnson, who tortured former Liberian president Samuel K. Doe to death in 1990 and recorded it on video, is talking about returning from exile in Nigeria with a promise to solve problems with "elections, not guns" once Taylor is gone
And Taylor himself is sitting in his Monrovian compound being shelled by new bands of rebels wearing bathrobes.
- Mark Scheffler, "Dressed to kill&"
"I think the burden is on those people who think [Saddam] didn't have weapons of mass destruction to tell the world where they are."
- Ari Fleischer, July 9, 2003
"If I can operate Google, I can find anything. And with wireless, it means I will be able to find anything, anywhere, anytime. Which is why I say that Google, combined with Wi-Fi, is a little bit like God. God is wireless, God is everywhere and God sees and knows everything. Throughout history, people connected to God without wires. Now, for many questions in the world, you ask Google, and increasingly, you can do it without wires, too."
- Alan Cohen, a V.P. of Airespace
Critics of gay unions, under whatever name, say they are defending the institution of marriage. But the divorce rate among heterosexuals is nearly 50%, and cohabitation is growing in acceptance. Those trends pose greater threats to the institution than acknowledging the claims of committed gay couples to more equal treatment under law.
- USA Today Op/ed "Gay marriage debbate clouds real issue of equal treatment" August 5, 2003
"It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well."
- Charles Bukowski
(Dancing) consists largely in moving about rhythmically with somebody of the opposite sex without inserting anything anywhere at any time.
- Mike Harding
Is it more human, or even divine, to let millions of people die of hunger year after year than to save the poor creatures from being born?
- Erich von Daniken
There is no means of *proving* it is preferable to be than not to be.
- E M Cioran
Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings.
- Heinrich Heine
UFO behaviour is more akin to magic than to physics as we know it... the modern UFOnauts and the demons of past days are probably identical.
- Dr. Pierre Guerin
"We aren't the thought police. If all people who made bad music were kept out of Canada, we could have stopped disco."
- Ministry of Immigration spokesman Deriik Hodgson
Is there a fear of dealing with grown-up sexuality in movies? Absolutely. Movies are intentionally sexy without being sexual, because puerile teasing is a kind of salesmanship. The sad corollary is the preponderance of violence in American films. A foreigner judging the United States by its films would think Americans spend more time running from exploding fireballs than having sex.
- Elvis Mitchell, "What's Happened to Sex in Movies?" New York Times, Friday August 7, 2003
"If you want to make a baby cry, you give it a lollipop and then take it away. That's like God, he gives us life, and love, and happiness, just so he can rip it all away from us and make us cry. It's our tears you see, it's our tears that give God his great power."
- Chef (South Park)
Just as truth is the first casualty of war, urban legends seem to be the first creation of a military occupation, especially when the cultural gap is as wide as it is here
- John Tierney, "G.I.'s Have X-Ray Vision. Of Course" New York Times, August 7th, 2003
"All that deceives may be said to enchant."
- Plato
"Seize the day" is not the thing, but the impetus of the thing. The thing is "Own the day." Apply the notion of property rights to time instead of space. Wake up and tell the world, "You're living on MY time."
- John Tynes
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Ego has a legitimate function. It is like this. Consider ego like a toothache. We have all had a toothache. Painful, isn't it? But, think about it: If you have never had a toothache, you cannot enjoy not having a toothache! It is not possible! Do you see my point? So, you have to have ego in order to really "experience" egolessness, and this is a very strange concept at first.
- from the book "Who Am I? The Suprreme Understanding"
I'm never going to be a movie star. But then, in all probability, Liz Taylor is never going to teach first and second grade.
- Mary J. Wilson, Elementary school teaccher
Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.
- Paul Valery
How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least potentially, was infinitely more interesting and relevant than one that defied comprehension.
- Robert J. Sawyerr, "Calculating GGod"
Here is another absolute statement: "There is no gold in China."
What do I need to have for that statement to be true?
A. No knowledge of China.
B. Partial knowledge of China.
C. Absolute knowledge of China.
"C" is the correct answer. For the statement to be true, I must know that there is no gold in China, or the statement is incorrect. To say "There is no God," and to be correct in the statement, I must be omniscient
- from www.GodCares.com
Nothing's too good for our boys in uniform, but Congress hasn't figured out how to give us less than nothing yet.
- Unknown
Porn Shui: noun, refers to the art of positioning oneself in one's office or cubicle so that one can surf porn undetected. Usage: "I have great porn shui- I face the hallway and the desk behind me is vacant."
- Unknown
The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-trust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple.
- Amos Bronson Alcott
I'm just saying that folding Buddhists and religious Hindus into some OneWorld® "Eastern Spirituality" stew is like talking about the shared agenda of Southern Baptists and drug-crazed hippie Satan worshipers. "Oh yes, you mean American Spirituality. With the holy rollers and the goat's head soup..."
- Chris Locke, http://www.rageboy.com/bllogger.html
The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots.
- Eric Fromm
U.S. Troops Shoot Dead Reuters Cameraman in Iraq
- Reuters Headline
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
- Elayne Boosler
The police have enough work to keep them busy regulating automobile traffic, preventing robberies and crimes of violence and helping lost children and little old ladies find their way home. As long as the police confine themselves to such activities they are respected friends of the public. But as soon as they begin inquiring into people's private morals, they become nothing more than armed clergymen.
- Alan Watts
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
- Adlai Stevenson
When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical may be madness. To surrender dreams, this may be madness. To seek treasures where there is only trash...Too much sanity may be madness, and maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be.
- Miguel De Cervantes
Doing what he wanted to do and his boundless affinity for everything made Clay Demodocus a happy guy, but he was also shrewd enough not to be too open about his happiness. Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it.
- Christopher Moore, "Fluke"
"You mean Haile Salassie, the Ethiopian king who died in the 1970's? That Haile Selassie?"
"Yah mon. JIM, the direct descendant of David as foretold in Isaiah, through the divine consort Solomon and Makeda, the queen of Sheba, and from their sons all the emperors of Ethiopia have come. So we Rastas believe that Haile Selassie is Jesus Christ alive on earth."
"But he's dead, how's that work?"
"It helps to be stoned."
"I see," Nate said. Well, that did explain a lot.
- Christopher Moore, "Fluke"
Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don't look so goddamn smug.
- Gerard Ryder
The U.S. antiwhaling position in the IWC [International Whaling Commision] is severely compromised by the fact that they support aboriginal whaling.- that is, subsistence hunting by indigenous people. The argument for aboriginal whaling by the actual indigenous people is seldom made on the basis of subsistence, but more often because hunting whales is "A cultural tradition of their people that must be preserved." This is, of course, utter bullshit. It's a tradition of Americans of European descent to commit genocide on indigenous people, but that doesn't mean we ought to start doing it again. Even some old ideas are still bad ideas.
- Christopher Moore, "Fluke"
There is genius here of an inexplicable kind: Chauncer is one of four English writers - the other three being Shakespeare, Dickens and Kipling - whose extraordinary ability to peer into the minds of diverse human creatures defies rational explanation and can only be attributed to a mysterious daemon. It is odd that English literature should have suddenly exploded with such a magician.
But then, that is the nature of culture. We can give all kinds of satisfying explanations of why and when the Renaissance occurred and how it transmitted itself. But there is no explaining Dante, no explaining Chauncer. Genius suddenly comes to life, and speaks out in a vacuum. Then it is silent, equally mysteriously. The trends continue and multiply, but genius is lacking.
- Paul Johnson, "The Renaissance: AA Short History"
"If you think that you are less than them, can you blame them for thinking they are better?"
- Iain Lawrence, "Ghost Boy"
The evil is programming, not what is being programmed. People often confuse the two and throw out the baby (the message, some of which may be good) with the bathwater (the fact that programming was used to convey the message).
- Peter McWilliams, "Life 102: Whatt to Do When Your Guru Sues You"
Because these wings are no longer wings to fly
But merely fans to beat the air
The air which is now thoroughly small and dry
Smaller and dryer than the will
Teach us to care and not to care
Teach us to sit still.
- T S Eliot, "Ash Wedneday"
Programming works despite intelligence, education, age, economic status, or even belief in what is being programmed in. All programming requires is repetition; enough repetition and the person being programmed suddenly discovers a new truth within: the message that's being programmed.
- Peter McWilliams, "Life 102: Whatt to Do When Your Guru Sues You"
Power is strength and the ability to see yourself through your own eyes and not through the eyes of another. It is being able to place a circle of power at your own feet and not take power from someone else's circle.
- Lynn V. Andrews
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw
Theology is an attempt to explain a subject by men who do not understand it. The intent is not to tell the truth but to satisfy the questioner.
- Elbert Hubbard
Think for yourself and question authority.
- Timothy Leary
To be great is to be misunderstood.
- Emerson
No man is great enough or wise enough for any of us to surrender our destiny to. The only way in which anyone can lead us is to restore to us the belief in our own guidance.
- Henry Miller
"The front line of defense against such sophisticated viruses is a continually evolving computer operating system that attracts the efforts of eager software developers."
- Bill Gates
"My name," she said at last, "Is Miss Tick. And I am a witch. It's a good name for a witch, of course."
"You mean blood-sucking parasite?" said Tiffany, wrinkling her forehead.
"I'm sorry?" said Miss Tick, coldly.
"Ticks," said Tiffany. "Sheep get them. But if you use turpentine -"
"I meant that it sounds like 'mystic,'" said Miss Tick.
"Oh, you mean a pune, or plan on words," said Tiffany. "In that case it would be even better if you were Miss Teak, a dense foreign wood, because that would sound like 'mystique,' or you could be Miss Take, which wound -"
"I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors."
- Terry Pratchett, "The Wee Free Meen"
People who said things like "May all your dreams come true" should try living in one for five minutes.
- Terry Pratchett, "The Wee Free Meen"
"I'm not an expert," he says, "but I don't think sex is the thing that makes someone gay."
"What does?"
"It's more whom you love," James says. "The how and why of it. And if what you get back is worth what you give up."
- Garret Freymann-Weyr, "My Heartbeeat"
Asked whether he favored any policy changes in Iraq, Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.) responded: "We need to have a different mix of troops, is the key. We may need to move some troops around."
Lott suggested moving more troops from the relatively stable south closer to the region around Tikrit, where attacks on U.S. forces have been common. He said there was a need for more trained military police, adding that his comments were not a criticism.
"Honestly, it's a little tougher than I thought it was going to be," Lott said. In a sign of frustration, he offered an unorthodox military solution: "If we have to, we just mow the whole place down, see what happens. You're dealing with insane suicide bombers who are killing our people, and we need to be very aggressive in taking them out."
- Geoff Earle, "GOP unity is strainned by attacks"
Not even in deepest national bitterness have I ever ceased believing that the hate and enmity between the Europeans is, finally, a deception, a mistake.
- Thomas Mann
"Only part of us is sane: only part of us loves pleasure and the longer day of happiness, wants to live to our nineties and die in peace, in a house that we built, that shall shelter those who come after us. The other half of us in nearly mad. It prefers the disagreeable to the agreeable, loves pain and its darker night despair, and wants to die in a catastrophe that will set back life to its beginnings and leave nothing of our house save its blackened foundations. Our bright natures fight in us with this yeasty darkness, and neither part is commonly quite victorious, for we are divided against ourselves and will not let either part be destroyed."
- Rebecca West, "Black Lamb and Greey Falcon"
I had an extraordinary European History professor; and it turned out that the Great War was one of his passions. He only took two days to cover it; but on the second day, where he described the conduct of the war, I walked out of the lecture hall with tears streaming down my face.
No one person or group of persons planned it as such. And the aggravating crimes of antisemitism and race hatred were largely absent. In my view, though, the trenches of the Western Front were every bit as much organized and systematic murder factories as were the gas chambers and ovens of Auschwitz. It may even be true that the experience of the Great-War-as-death-factory played a large role in making the Holocaust something that people could be capable of planning.
- Alan Bostick, Making Light (http://nieelsenhayden.com/makinglight/)
Two Sides of War
All wars are planned by older men
In council rooms apart,
Who call for greater armament
And map the battle chart.
But out along the shattered field
Where golden dreams turn gray,
How very young the faces were
Where all the dead men lay.
Portly and solemn in their pride,
The elders cast their vote
For this or that, or something else,
That sounds the martial note.
But where their sightless eyes stare out
Beyond life's vanished toys,
I've noticed nearly all the dead
Were hardly more than boys.
- Grantland Rice
"Do you really mean that it's not my business how or why I get killed and that it is Colonel Cathcart's? Do you really mean that?"
"Yes, I do," Clevinger insisted, seeming unsure. "There are men entrusted with winning the war who are in a much better position than we are to decide what targets have to be bombed."
"We are talking about two different things," Yossarian answered with exaggerated weariness. "You are talking about the relationship of the Air Corps to the infantry. You are talking about winning the war, and I am talking about winning the war and keeping alive."
"Exactly," Clevinger snapped smugly. "And which do you think is more important?"
"To whom?" Yossarian shot back. "Open your eyes, Clevinger. It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead."
Clevinger sat for a moment as though he'd been slapped. "Congratulations!" he exclaimed bitterly... "I can't think of another attitude that could be dependent upon to give greater comfort to the enemy."
"The enemy," resorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes Colonel Cathcart. And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live."
- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
- Mahatma Gandhi
You can send a message around the world in the fifth part of a second, but it can take years 'till you get it through some people's skull.
- Charles F. Kettering
Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
- Howard Scott
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
- John Maynard Keynes
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
- Henry Adams
When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training by its owner. When a person acts criminally we look for the explanation in his brain, blood, and urine. When will psychiatrists begin testifying to the incompetence of schizophrenic pit bulls?
- Nicolas Martin
Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes.
- Pope John Paul II
A woman who calls herself crone is willing to acknowledge her age, wisdom, and power. Through conscious self-definition, she helps to reverse hundreds of years of oppression, degradation, and abuse aimed at old women. Although she may prefer to be called elder, grandmother, or wisewoman, she does not dismiss, disavow, or use pejoratively terms such as crone, witch, or hag.
- http://www.moondance.org/1997/autumn977/nonfiction/crone.html
Free people are not equal, and equal people are not free.
- Unknown
The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true rulling power of our country.
- Edward L. Bernays, "Propaganda&quuot;
The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood.
- George Bernard Shaw
Then the farm cock came and pecked at the bread; but the dog said to it: 'Wretched glutton, you can eat like that when you see that your master is dying?' The cock answered: 'Let him die, if he is so stupid. I have a hundred wives, which I call together when I find a grain of corn, and as soon s they are there I swallow it myself; should one of them dare to be angry, I would give her a lesson with my beak. He has only one wife, and he cannot keep her in order.'
As soon as the man understood this, he got up out of the coffin, seized a stick, and called his wife into the room, saying: 'Come, and I will tell you what you so much want to know'; and then he began to beat her with the stick, saying with each blow: 'It is that, wife, it is that!' And in this way he taught her never again to ask why he had laughed.
- from the fairy tale "The Languagee of Beasts"
Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with. His mind was created for his own thoughts, not yours or mine.
- Henry S. Haskins
Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.
- Stanislaw Lem
My only complaint about having a father in fashion is that every time I'm about to go to bed with a guy, I have to look at my dad's name all over his underwear.
- Marci Klein, daughter of Calvin Klein..
We should be as careful of the books we read, as of the company we keep. The dead very often have more power than the living.
- Tryon Edwards
Not the Bible nor Shakespeare or Harry Potter come even close to the Swedish furniture giant. The Ikea catalogue is being printed in more copies than the Bible, according to Dagbladet.
- Ikea bigger than the Bible, "Natttavision" (Sweeden) http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article129082.ece
"...and then we know that we have looked back through the ivory gates into that world of wonder which was ours before we were wise and unhappy."
- H.P.Lovecraft "Celephais"
You know how stupid the average person is?
Well by definition half the people you meet are stupider than that.
- J. Bob Dobbs
Republicans for Voldemort
Because Fictional Elections Deserve Fictional Characters.
http://www.goats.com/archive/030808.html
- email sig.
A high-school teacher, after all, is a person deputized by the rest of us to explain to the young what sort of world they are living in, and to defend, if possible, the part their elders are playing in it.
- Emile Capouya
In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something else.
- Lido Anthony Iacocca
Fandom: Winnie the Pooh
Pairings: Tigger/Pooh
Summary: Bouncing, lots of bouncing
- Slashfic. The mind boggles.... [http:///theartofslash.com/ficarchive/Aseer/Aseer-TheMostWonderfulThing.htm]
After the financial success of Viagra, the pharmaceutical industry finally got the message that medications that help engineering happier lives by engineering better sex are not only a legitimate medical concept but a promising financial prospect as well.
A number of convenient new medications are being tested, and some, like Viagra, have already been approved by the US Food and Drug Administration. Among the substances I have read about is nitroglycerin.
- Serge Kreutz, "Nitroglycerin and erections"
Si vis Pacem, Para bellum - if you want Peace, prepare for War
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the scandals in the world of politics today have their cause in the despicable habit of swallowing free drinks.
- Y. Yakigawa, Kyoto University
Skyreach invaded by evacuees.
Evacuees need more bullets.
- Two headlines in the local paper durinng the Firestorm in Kelowna this summer (2003). After a confused double take, the second one was really "Evacuees need more billets"
Soon thereafter we stopped trying, and it was deemed more reverent and more pious to believe in the works of the gods than to know about them.
- Tacitus
With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress.
- Ransom K. Ferm
They've got their American Dream, and they can damned well foot the bill for it.
- Unknown
It's very, very hard to make a good Christian argument against being mindful of the poor. ... that's one of the clearest and most frequently-iterated issues in the Gospels.
There are plenty of nominally Christian conservatives who manage to avoid thinking about that. The term for them is "Chino", short for "Christian in name only."
- Teresa Nielsen Hayden
Quixotically, most Psion members - who are almost all registered mutants ... - feel this bizarre urge to defend "mere mortals" from oppression by other (non-Psion) mutants, even though they are hated and feared by those they protect.
I believe the term is "Homo Stupido."
- from the Paranoia Sourcebook: The Alphha Update
It's chaos-magick transcendentalism filtered through the sort of violent, grubby desperation that lies behind the grand ambitions of the world.
- John Tynes, on Unknown Armies
"First they came for the verbs and I said nothing, for verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns and I speech nothing, for I no verbs."
- Peter Ellis
"Few things are so dangerous as believing one's own lies."
- Roland Wright, "Stolen Continentss"
As has been pointed out several times, if ants had access to nuclear weapons the world would be a cinder within a week.
The last time this came out was, I believe, due to the story of the full scale war going on between European ants and a South American invader species that was showing unusual inter-colony cooperation. Well, not mutually trying to annihilate each other, which in ant terms is highly cooperative behaviour.
- Keith Morrison. world-building-digest V1 #807
A study of 2,000 people found that emails had replaced traditional methods of correspondence in business.
Almost half of those polled by free email provider MSN Hotmail said they now sent thank you notes through the internet rather than by post.
The people questioned said they would welcome guidance on how to write emails after many admitted they did not check spelling or punctuation. One in 20 said they write "love and kisses" at the end of an email message to their employer.
- from Email generation turns back on leetter writing, "The Guardian" Thursday March 22, 2001
An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care.
- Unknown
If it were true that a heavy concentration of industry is destructive to human life, one would find life expectancy declining in the more advanced countries. But it has been rising steadily. Here are the figures on life expectancy in the United States:
1900 - 47.3 years
1920 - 53 years
1940 - 60 years
1968 - 70.2 years (the latest figures compiled [as of January 1971])
Anyone over 30 years of age today, give a silent "Thank you" to the nearest, grimiest, sootiest smokestacks you can find.
- Ayn Rand, "The Anti-Industrial Reevolution," The New Left: the Anti-Industrial Revolution
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
- Isaac Newton
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
- Hal Abelson
The quickest way to get no private ownership for interstellar colonists would be to blast 'em back to the stone age for a few generations.
- Chad Ryan Thomas, world-building-digesst V1 #815
People don't come in "amounts"...they are discreet entities, countable, so they come in "numbers". Ice cream comes in "amounts". If you don't agree, ship me 3 gallons of people
- Mike Bartman, world-building-digest V11 #815
"I used to feel like, 'Hey, I'm going somewhere, it's fun.' Travel is not such a frivolous activity anymore. It could result in your life."
- Cheryl Cohenour, an engineering consulltant, on flying after Sept. 11.
"Unicorns and werewolves don't exist. They're just in fables," says Coleman, who just finished his 20th book on the paranormal, Bigfoot: The True Story of Apes in America (Simon and Schuster)
"Bigfoot is different," he says. "There's so much evidence that needs to be examined, so many sightings
When's the last time anyone said they saw a unicorn?"
- Hideous Objects Become Museum Art, Abccnews.com
The Most Unusual Museum - Period: You probably don't need to visit Maryland's Museum of Menstruation more than once a month, where you'll find the midriffs of mannequins suspended from the ceiling, modeling feminine hygiene products from around the world, some more than 100 years old.
The displays of mid-20th-century hygiene equipment from the old Soviet Union are said to be barbaric enough to convince any woman of the virtues of capitalism.
- Hideous Objects Become Museum Art, Abccnews.com
Buck Wolf is entertainment producer at ABCNEWS.com. The Wolf Files is published Tuesdays. If you want to receive weekly notice when a new column is published, join the e-mail list.
- http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/us//WolfFiles/
Which results in all these horror films being rated PG-13, right?
You get these fucking bullshit pussy-ass fucking suck-ass neutered-down castrated horror films where nobody is thinking, "How is this idea scary? How can we be pushing the envelope?" But if horror movies have shitty dialogue and a script like "Freddy vs. Jason" and they're still successful, there's no incentive to make them better
- "Blood, guts, death, mayhem and nnudity", Salon.com interview with Eil Roth by Daniel Kraus
You know, if nothing else, people are finally remembering that horror films make the greatest date movies. If you wanna get laid, take your girl to "Cabin Fever." You take her to a so-called date movie like "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" and the whole time you'll be wondering when to make your big move. I personally guarantee that every two minutes in "Cabin Fever" there will be a chance she'll grab you or stick her head in your chest. Your date should be in your lap in no less than 20 minutes. If you can't score after seeing "Cabin Fever," you're hopeless.
- "Blood, guts, death, mayhem and nnudity", Salon.com interview with Eil Roth by Daniel Kraus
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
- H. L. Mencken
The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.
- H. L. Mencken
A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
"I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy."
Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster, saying: "I wish the toaster to be happy, too."
- Dennis Howe, "The Free On-line Diictionary of Computing"
Chutzpah is defined as the quality of a man who kills both his parents and then pleads for mercy because he's an orphan.
- Paranoia 2nd edition
"Once liberated from the fetters of self consistency, logical coherence, and narrative relevance, feel free to improvise at the drop of a hat."
- Paranoia 2nd edition
Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined
- Unknown
So moving right along, to the book. It's brilliant. In a nutshell (an appropriate place for it), it's about doing a standard D&D dungeon crawl, where you go into the creature's lair, slay it, and steal its 'treasure'. Being set in the modern world, though, the setting is therefore instantly accessible to modern players and really makes this a great 'gateway game' to get new players involved, because they will instantly be able to understand the setting, the point of the game, and how to win.
Of course, being modern day, the lairs tend to be occupied by creatures like 'Mom with small children' or 'Illegal immigrants', but hey, it's a little late for you all to start having questions about morality.
- from a rpg.net review of Violence, by Hogshead Publishing [http://www.rpg.net/news+reviews/reviews/rev_1933.html]
It's also a great read and appeals to everyone. The section on how to roll a die was indispensible for my wargaming friends, while (as a demi-publisher) I enjoyed the analysis of the B&D industry as a potential market. Meanwhile, my roleplaying friends enjoyed the detailed way of "getting into your character's head", while my powergaming friends enjoyed the detailed methods for getting into other character's heads (the footnote on the circular saw alone is almost worth the price.)
- from a rpg.net review of Violence, by Hogshead Publishing [http://www.rpg.net/news+reviews/reviews/rev_1933.html]
The increasingly bitter tone of the Ontario campaign took a surreal turn Friday when a press release from the Tory election machine labelled Liberal Leader Dalton McGuinty a pet-eating alien.
The bizarre insult, contained in a statement e-mailed to media representatives shortly before lunchtime, immediately deflected attention from the health-care agenda that the Conservatives had hoped to pitch Friday.
"Dalton McGuinty," the statement said. "He's an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet."
Conservative Leader Ernie Eves blamed the release on a staffer who apparently "had too much coffee this morning ... too much time."
But he refused to retract the statement.
"I'm not apologizing, but I am acknowledging that it certainly went over the top," he said. "Somebody had a weird sense of humour and we will try to ensure that it doesn't happen again. We'll give the [staff] less coffee."
- Eves acknowledges insult to McGuinty ''over-the-top', The Globe And Mail
Orwell's Estate To Sue Bush Administration For Copyright Infringement
Fear White House Adoption of "War is Peace" Slogan, Among Other Steps
- http://tomburka.com/archives/2003_07.pphp#000198
Bush/Cheney - 1984
- Campaign bumpersticker
They were featureless and telic, like lambent gangrene. They looked horribly like children.
- Stephen R Donaldson, "White Gold Weilder."
Noeclexia: the practice of selecting a sexual partner based on intelligence and character without regard to physical appearance.
"To me, that's not a reality show about gay people. A really good reality show for gay people would be five gay men dying of AIDS."
- Julie Millam of the Montana Family Coaalition
What if, at this very moment, you are living up to your full potential?
Futile is resistance. Assimilated you will be, yes. Yoda of Borg I am.
- Unknown
Bechtel has marshaled its forces against the spread of the radioactive nests.
After all, in the past, Hanford has faced hordes of radioactive ants, chased nonradioactive escaped alligators in the early 1960s, dealt with a radioactive mouse invading north Richland in 1996, hunted marauding radioactive fruit flies in 1998 and constantly combats tumbling radioactive tumbleweeds.
- John Stang, "Radioactive nests off Hanford wasps are science fact"
Despite direct awareness of what competition does to people..., some individuals persist in claiming that its effects are constructive. This is a powerful example of how it is possible to adjust our beliefs so as to escape the threatening realization that we have been subjecting ourselves to something terrible, that we have internalized a corrosive personality attribute.
- Alfie Kohn
"Oh great master, what is the sound of one hand clapping?"
"The same sound that emanates from your bedroom every night!"
- Unknown
Rubbing his tar-stained hands with glee, Hagan put pen to paper to create Vampire: The Masquerade - a game of "personal horror". The subtext was that Hagan used the game to promote his bizarre beliefs and also as a veiled criticism of his next-door neighbour, Earl.
Hagan had tapped a previously unknown market - depressed teenagers with high disposable incomes. In quick succession White Wolf Studios, Hagan's company, released Werewolf: The Apocalpyse, Wraith: The Oblivion, Mage: The Ascension and Changeling: The Dreaming
Eventually he was wrestled to the ground before print runs were allowed on associated products like Jesus: The Nailing, Shoehorn: The Fitting and Garden Gnome: The Ornamenting.
- Alex Loke, "The Seether: Role-plaaying, an alternate history" [http://ptgptb.org/0024/theseether.html]
Let your players blow something up at least every half an hour.
- Greg Costikyan
When in doubt, have two men with guns burst in the door.
- Raymond Chandler
Figure that the record companies have been paying a fraction of that price for years. Then subtract that from the price of a CD. Figure the songwriters and performers are getting some ludicrously small percentage -- less than twenty percent, I'd bet -- and all the rest flows to the record company.
In other words, the people complaining about all the internet "thieves" are, by any reasonable measure, rapacious profiteers who have been parasitically sucking the blood out of copyrights on other people's work.
- Orson Scott Card, "MP3s Are Not tthe Devil"
"Fiat justitia et ruat caelum"
Let justice be done though the heavens fall.
- Roman legal maxim
A people's principles are like a city's walls.
- Heraclitus
Every active mind must form opinions without direct evidence, else the evidence too often would never be collected.
- R A Fisher
"If you're going to use this kind of logic in prosecuting people," he said, "that means that any person who writes something in a fictional manner about breaking the law could be breaking the law."
- http://twiki.cageyconsumer.com/BrianDaaltonCase
I went to the Yale bookstore and bought and read a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." I suffered a great deal in the process. The writing was dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by clichés and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing.
But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now only read J.K. Rowling, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than reading nothing at all? If Rowling was what it took to make them pick up a book, wasn't that a good thing?
It is not. "Harry Potter" will not lead our children on to Kipling's "Just So Stories" or his "Jungle Book." It will not lead them to Thurber's "Thirteen Clocks" or Kenneth Grahame's "Wind in the Willows" or Lewis Carroll's "Alice."
Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
- Harold Bloom, "For the World of LLetters, It's a Horror" LA Times, Sept 19, 2003.
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- from www.bookblog.com
The journey from outsider to romantic is a short one, and mostly consists of gaining hope.
- John Tynes
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -
That myth is more potent than history -
I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts -
That hope always triumphs over experience -
That laughter is the only cure for grief -
And I believe that love is stronger than death.
- Robert Fulghum
Leviticus: "The book of dumb rules nobody remembers anymore except for the gay thing."
the art and science of molding materials we do not fully understand; into shapes we cannot precisely analyze; to resist forces we cannot accurately predict; all in such a way that the society at large is given no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance.
- James Arnhein, on Enginering
All design changes part of a system. It seeks to get the results the designer wants while minimizing the results he or she does not.
- David Pye
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
The roleplaying industry: the money sucks, the ethics are abysmal, the business practices are disgusting, and most of the people are idiots. So, just make the game you want to play and keep it simple.
- John Tynes
"You are an utterly subhuman scatology study with all the wit of a crack-addled porpoise preparing to play a game of Boggle. You are a deficient wang wrangler with nothing on his mind other than a cancerous growth attempting to create functioning neurons, and being mistaken by your pedestrian gray matter as a hostile organism.
Were you to reproduce, you would surely spawn a creature that can only be described as hideous and mongoloid--no doubt it would spend its time clubbing pigeons to death and drinking the blood of rats to sustain its unholy life.
I sincerely hope that you melt into a roving puddle of bile and live out your days enveloping and slowly digesting discarded disposable diapers in a landfill somewhere in a highly radioactive area, such as Chernobyl."
- Hate mail revieved by John Scazli [htttp://www.scalzi.com/w020307.htm]
Mental health is an ongoing process of dedication to reality at all costs.
- Scott Peck
An Ironic Ending for Ernesto Miranda
Ernesto Miranda was given a second trial at which his confession was not presented. Based on the evidence, Miranda was again convicted of kidnapping and rape. He was paroled from prison in 1972 having served 11 years.
In 1976, Ernesto Miranda, age 34, was stabbed to death in a fight. Police arrested a suspect who, after choosing to exercise his Miranda rights of silence, was released.
- http://usgovinfo.about.com/library/weeekly/aa012300c.htm
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
- Robert Frost
The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns your self more than him.
- Chinese proverb
When you do something, you should burn yourself up completely, like a good bonfire, leaving no trace of yourself.
- Shunryu Suzuka
The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
- Robert Peel
I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.
- Alfred Hitchcock
Divine being creates petting zoo. It gets out of hand.
- The Bible (summarised by John W. Mangrrum)
Mensa: The organization for people who are intelligent enough to join yet stupid enough to flaunt having done so.
Habits are things one can do without thinking, which explains why most people have so many of them.
- Frank A. Clark
A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man
Love, To forgive him and
Patience, For his moods
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
- Anonymous.
all around the office, cubicles with 500 dollar ergonomic chairs in them, sporting 'nameplates' done with black markers on white sheets of paper. The message was clear: the office furniture could be returned, but the employees were disposable.
- Unknown [http://www.bears-cave.com]
"Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect."
- Linus Torvalds, creator of the open-soource Linux operating system, interviewed in The New York Times.
The boy is not alone: five other Americans were named Timberland in 2000, according to social security records.
A trend for naming children after favourite possessions is accelerating in brand-driven America.
The records show that in 2000, 49 children were named Canon, followed by 11 Bentleys, five Jaguars and a Xerox.
- http://news.com.au/common/story_page/00,4057,7403152%255E401,00.htm
The 2000 social security records reveal that 24 children were named Unique
- http://news.com.au/common/story_page/00,4057,7403152%255E401,00.htm
Instead, owing almost entirely to the influx of goldseekers and the horde of gamblers, thieves, harlots, politicians and other felonious parasites who battened upon them, there arose a unique criminal district that for almost seventy years was the scene of more viciousness and depravity, but which at the same time possessed more glamour, than any other area of vice and iniquity on the American continent
- The Barbary Coast, Chapter 1. "Thhe Miners Came in Forty-Nine" [http://www.zpub.com/sf50/sf/hbtbc1.htm]
The ancients stole all our ideas from us.
- Mark Twain
Horror's where you are vulnerable to a situation that didn't just *suddenly* happen. It's where, if you exercised some common sense, could have avoided. It's the inevitable punishment for a lack of foresight and wisdom.
That, and waking up with a naked man dressed as a clown standing over your bed, speaking to someone not in your range of sight, saying, ".. is the other leg off yet?"
- Mr. Unlucky, Unknown Armies forum, on defining horror by perspective [http://www.unknown-armies.com/forum/threads.php?id=1068_0_2_0_C]
Cats are just demons on their days off.
- wolfvayne
Explore your Self until you see cause for no thing but JOY. Then you have found the Truth.
- Jeff Bauer
Laws to suppress tend to strengthen what they would prohibit. This is the fine point on which all the legal professions of history have based their job security.
- Frank Herbert
The supreme triumph of reason is to cast doubt upon its own validity.
- Miguel de Unamono
The meaning of the world is the separation of wish and fact
- Kurt Godel
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"Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit..."
"There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain...."
- from "Lorem Ipsum" http://wwww.lipsum.com/
many airlines simply went for the security company that was the lowest bidder. Which is in fact true. Moreover, for years now many airlines have been lobbying against security upgrades, which cost more and create airport delays.
Let us pause here to reflect that the invisible hand of the marketplace has no brain attached to it.
- from Teresa Nielsen Hayden's blog, makking light [http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/]
When studying "alien" abduction testimonies, an enormous amount of similarities to Satanic Ritual Abuse begin to appear, which cannot be ignored when studying the topic(s) critically...
- http://www.alienresistance.org/sra_aa__compare.htm
It is just a game. While there can be lots of debate over the truth of this assertion, the real importance lies in the fact that the perception persists for many players. The problem is that, while this may be just a game to the players, to offer believability and immersion as a virtual world, it needs to be treated as a life by the characters.
- Morality in Massively Multi-Player Onlline Role-Playing Games, Paul E. Schwanz II, http://www.mud.co.uk/dvw/moralityinmmorpgs.html
Artery-clogging cholesterol from hot dogs and other animal products slows blood flow to important organs like your heart-and your penis. The most common cause of decreased blood flow to a man's, er, silly sausage is atherosclerosis, a form of arteriosclerosis, or hardening of the arteries-which makes it harder to harden when he finds he's in the mood for love. The controllable risk factors for arteriosclerosis, including high cholesterol and high blood pressure, will often produce erectile failure before affecting the heart.
Slimmer, sexy vegetarians also have the upper hand when it comes to stamina and increased blood flow to those oh-so-vital organs. And let's face it-a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore.
- www.meatstinks.com, http://www.meatsttinks.com/feat/l-wiener.html
"A sentence has meaning in the sense that a train has a track, not that a train has a passenger."
- Chip Delany
After two weeks in my basement, you'll do anything for human contact. Even me.
- Pickup line
On life's vast ocean diversely we sail,
Reason the card, but passion is the gale;
Nor God alone in the still calm we find,
He mounts the storm, and walks upon the wind.
- Alexander Pope, An Essay On Man
Death is the only mystery we all solve.
- Robin Skelton
Dickinson's 4-3 metering is just so hard for me to get past. Did you know you can sing her poems to the tune of The Battle Hynm Of the Republic
- Merry Medicant on Emily Dickinson, froom http://pub95.ezboard.com/bfriendlymusings
Love is a promise delivered allready broken...
- Another Mirror
A poet is an unhappy being whose heart is torn by secret sufferings, but whose lips are so strangely formed that when the sighs and the cries escape them, they sound like beautiful music and then people crowd about the poet and say to him: "Sing for us soon again;" that is as much as to say, "May new sufferings torment your soul."
- Soren Kierkegaard
"Say I choose a memory from when I was eight or ten years old. Then I'll only remember how I felt back then?"
"That's correct."
"I'll be able to forget everything else? Really? You can forget? Well, then there really is heaven."
- from the movie Afterlife, directed by kore-eda hirokazu
The trouble with our age is all signposts and no destination.
- Louis Kronenberger
Prosecutor apologizes for 'cave' remark
PIKEVILLE, Ky. -- A federal prosecutor apologized for describing some potential jurors in the mountain region of eastern Kentucky as "illiterate cave dwellers."
Assistant U.S. Attorney Kenneth Taylor offered the apology in a letter to be published Friday in the Appalachian News-Express.
"The comment was not meant to be a regional slur," Taylor said. "To the extent that it was misinterpreted to be one, I apologize."
- Roger Alford, AP, Thursday, October 166, 2003
Tetris
Arcade 1988
Spawned in Russia and the target of hundreds of imitators, Tetris is the original superaddictive puzzle game.
Tim: Which button do I press to make the blocks explode?
EGM: Sorry, they don't explode.
Becky: This is boring. Maybe if it had characters and stuff and different levels, it would be OK. If things blew up or something or-
Sheldon: If there were bombs.
Becky: Yeah, or special bricks. Like, if a yellow brick touched a red brick it would blow up and you'd have to start over.
John: Why haven't I won yet? I've paired up so many of the same color.
EGM: Don't worry about colors.
John: I just lined up six of the same color. Why didn't they blow up?
EGM: Nothing blows up.
- Electronic Gaming Magazine has kids pllaying older games, http://www.egmmag.com/article2/0,4364,1338730,00.asp
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
- G K Chesterton
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke
Ingredients
(Note: For a proper caramel, you will need a blow torch. Don't use plastic ramekins!)
- Ah, the joys of Creme Caramel....
Locus ab auctoritate est infirmissimus ("The argument from authority is the weakest.")
- Thomas Aquinas
Qued me nutrit me destruit ("What nourishes me destroys me")
- Anonymous
A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.
- Anonymous
That's the great thing about doing good: Anyone can do it, any time, no waiting periods or batteries required.
- Teresa Nielson Hayden
Telepathy
Being privy to every little thought of those around you seems like a great idea until you read a couple dozen online diaries. This is one power you'd want to be able to turn off, lest you be driven insane the first time you happened across a poetry reading.
- Unknown
Summary (In Clip-And-Save Format)
People who like less popular music than yours are pretentious poseurs.
People who like more popular music than yours are brainwashed marketing slaves.
People who like music different from yours, but similarly popular, are pretentious brainwashed marketing-slave poseurs.
When in doubt, people who like music other than yours just don't know any better.
- http://brunching.com/ninjamassage.htmll
Columbus had all the spirit of a crusader and, at the same time, the investigating nature of a modern man of science.
- Edmund Arthur Helps
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
- Lisa Hoffman
The things one feels absolutely certain about are almost never true.
- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Doriian Gray"
"We have the power to bore people long after we are dead."
- Sinclair Lewis, in "The Complete Guide To Writing Fiction"
Power consists to a large extent in deciding what stories will be told.
- Carolyn Heilbrun
To be a poet is a condition rather than a profession.
- Robert Graves
"Literature" is written material that, 100 years after the death of the author, is forced upon high school students.
- Tom Clancy
Every truth has two sides; it is well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either.
- Unknown
I began my remarks with a fairy tale. I shall close my remarks with a horror story, in the form of a quote from the book Nuremberg Diaries, written by G.M. Gilbert, in which the author interviews Hermann Goering.
"We got around to the subject of war again and I said that, contrary to his attitude, I did not think that the common people are very thankful for leaders who bring them war and destruction.
". . . But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship.
"There is one difference," I pointed out. "In a democracy the people have some say in the matter through their elected representatives, and in the United States only Congress can declare wars."
"Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
- http://www.senate.gov/~byrd/byrd_speecches/byrd_speeches_2003october
The story - from Rumplestiltskin to War and Peace - is one of the basic tools invented by the human mind, for the purpose of gaining understanding. There have been great societies that did not use the wheel, but there have been no societies that did not tell stories.
- Ursula K. LeGuin
The books people are writing today, they're too long. You get a little bit of plot, and then pages and pages of Creative Writing. They teach classes in how to do this. They should teach classes in how to stop!
- Douglas Adams
The name ogopogo is indian for 'Lake Demon.'
He has brought curious tourists to Rattlesnake Island.
The Canadian government built a ferry in 1926 advertising it was constructed with 'monster repelling devices.'
- Stuff About The Ogopogo Monster livingg in the Okanagan Lake
The basic difference between an ordinary person and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary person takes everything as a blessing or a curse.
- Carlos Castaneda
Killing time in the precinct, I find a copy of one of my early volumes in a dump-bin on the pavement outside the charity shop. The price is 10p. It is a signed copy. Under the signature, in my own handwriting, are the words, "To mum and dad".
- Writers reveal their most embarrasing moments. This week: Simon Armitage
When writing a novel that's pretty much entirely what life turns into: 'House burned down. Car stolen. Cat exploded. Did 1500 easy words, so all in all it was a pretty good day.'
- Neil Gaiman
Humility is like Zen; once you think you've got it, it's gone
- Unknown
'Tis an impatient man who puts a wet dog in the microwave.
- Unknown
The sin of capitalism, perhaps, is to make wants feel like needs, to give to simple silly stuff the urgency of near-physical necessity: I must have it. The grace of capitalism is to make wants feel like hopes, so that material objects and stuff can feel like the possibility of something heroic and civic.
- Adam Gopnik
If my spam is any judge of who I am, I'm a fat balding man with a small penis that can't get it up who has a really high mortgage rate.
- Mandy Jeffers
"Nothing worth doing can be achieved in a lifetime; therefore we must be saved by hope. Nothing that is true or beautiful or good makes complete sense in any immediate context of history; therefore we must be saved by faith. Nothing that we do, however virtuous, can be accomplished alone; therefore, we are saved by love."
- theologian Reinhold Niebuhr, quoted byy his daughter Elisabeth Sifton in her book, The Serenity Prayer: Faith and Politics in Times of Peace and War.
The misuse of language induces evil in the soul.
- Socrates
A panda walks into a tea room and ordered a salad and ate it. Then it pulled out a pistol, shot the man in the next table dead, and walked out. Everyone rushed after it, shouting "Stop! Stop! Why did you do that?"
"Becuase I am a panda," said the panda. "That's what pandas do. If you don't believe me, look in the dictionary."
So they looked in the dictionary and sure enough they found Panda: Racoon-like animal of Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "Steering The CCraft"
And our time is flyin'
See the candle burnin' low
Is the new world rising
From the shambles of the old?..
- Led Zeppelin, "The Rover"
Once and for all, there is a great deal I do NOT want to know. Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"You know I have writers block when the house is clean."
- Talitha Mitchell
Writing the first draft can be tough, but in my mind, nothing else rivals the ego crushing demoralization of facing your first draft. When forced to slog through hundreds of pages of ghastly drivel, I find myself cringing, rolling my eyes, babbling aloud - things like "Oh my God, I can't believe how badly I suck!" This is not productive unless you are trying to scare off the guy/girl who always sits too close at the coffee house.
- www.nanoedmo.org
Imagine how important death must be to have a prerequisite such as life.
- Unknown
The heart of a successful cartoon lies in the writing. Good writing can save bad art, but good art can never save bad writing.
- Jake Morrissey, introduction to ";The Complete Far Side"
Everything will be all right in the end, if it's not all right then it's not the end.
- Unknown
The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions.
- Susan Sontag
Writing is a socially accepted form of schizophrenia.
- E.L. Doctorow
Greg Stolze
GODLIKE isn't the first rule set Greg Stolze designed: you can also blame him for Unknown Armies, Usagi Yojimbo and a boardgame called Elemental. He wrote big bleeding chunks of Hunter: the Reckoning, did some stuff for Legend of the Five Rings, Star Trek and you're probably not reading this. Greg doubts many gamers care about the designer's life. Greg could write that he enjoys eating puppies and gnawing their little skulls and, in all likelihood, no one would read it. He's also written for Everway, Feng Shui, Over the Edge and a teeny-tiny bit for FUDGE.
- About the author section, http://www.aarcdream.com/godlike/about/authors.htm
I was once called upon to unclog a toilet at work on the day after Thanksgiving. I don't know if anyone else has ever had the misfortune to need the services of a plumber the day after everyone in the country has gorged themselves on turkey and stuffing
I now know they are allmost impossible to come by. If you think about it, the plumbing of the entire United States takes a beating on this day like no other. What I found in the basin looked like it had been left by a 700lb grizzly bear that had found relief from chronic constipation.
- http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/Conttent/tide.html [don't ask]
Before she turns, rose-thorned tail streaking my hood,
I glimpse from her a thought like jagged glass,
Yet delicate with the texture of sentience:
We remain "turtle-apes", only the shells of our armors grow.
- My Bones Waxed Old by Robert Frazier
Metrosexuality might be the most all-encompassing lifestyle ideal -- clothes, food, decor, music -- since the punk era. The irony is that this lifestyle transformation has the exact opposite aesthetic appeal that punk does. Like punk, I'm hoping it lasts for a couple of Halloweens and then goes away.
- Stacey Pressman, "Nothing sexy abbout metrosexuals:"
Remember this, DA*DI has been serving Dads, for free, for nearly ten years - operating solely on the philosophy "It's The Right Thing To Do". But if we have learned only one lesson it is this; the feminist juggernaut cannot be stopped by good intentions alone and active mobilization requires funding.
- from www.dadi.org, Dads Are * Definiteely Indispensable
No century was more naturally mad.
- Michelet, describing the 14th century<
Q2: So why do you call it a "religion," anyway?
A: The way I see it, religions make grandiose claims based on insufficient evidence and expect people to act on them. That's what I've been doing too.
- from the Church of Wintermutre FAQ, htttp://gridley.acns.carleton.edu/~harrisws/wintermute/winterfaq.html
"If I had a life, I'd hate it."
- Rizzo the Rat, Muppet Treasure Island<
"The only good goth is a shoggoth..."
- Alistair J. R. Young
We hates Arial, precioussss. Tricksy, false, preternaturally bland sans-serif font. It burnsssss
- Dizzy Miss Liz, on the nanowrimo forumm
The difference between the right word and the wrong word is the difference between lightening and a lightening-bug."
- Mark Twain
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
- Bumper Stickers
I didn't fight my way to the head of the food chain to be a vegetarian!
- Bumper Sticker
If there is a word guaranteed to cause substantial confusion, it is billion. Until recently, most people in Britain took it to mean a million million (a 1 followed by 12 zeroes), whereas in the United States it has always meant a thousand million (a 1 followed by only 9 zeroes). There are very few situations in which a factor of a thousand difference is regarded as insignificant and the variation in definition has caused considerable confusion
- http://www.quinion.com/words/articles//numbers.htm
The authoritative source is Marc Okrand's Klingon Dictionary, which includes not only invaluable warriorlike words such as "jegh" (surrender), but also phrases such as "tachDaq magham" (we will meet in the cocktail lounge) and "Du'HchoHmoH mlv vam" (this helmet suits you). The possibility of Klingon slash fiction fills me with mild apprehension.
- http://www.quinion.com/words/articles//startrek.htm
Without wishing to get into the cliche of, 'After a while the characters start writing themselves,' because, no, actually, I do all the writing. I think I'd be aware of it if the characters were offering to take over my typing duties.
- Alan Moore
Anything that can be done to a rat can be done to a human being. And we can do most anything to rats. This is a hard thing to think about, but it's the truth. It won't go away because we cover our eyes.
*This is cyberpunk.*
- Bruce Sterling
"We're not making a sacrifice.
Jesus, you've seen this war.
We are the sacrifice."
- Frank McGuinness, from his play ";Observe the Sons of Ulster Marching Towards the Somme"
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
- Oscar Wilde
A person can be shot, but an idea cannot. Killing is the antithesis of life and negates the very possibility of growing into fullness...a dead enemy cannot become our friend. and - just as certainly - the ideal dies within us when we violate it.
- Jeannette Rankin
A wish is a desire without an attempt.
- unknown
Kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.
- Joseph Joube
When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad that they have to get better.
- Malcolm S Forbes
Kindness and intelligence don't always deliver us from the pitfalls and traps: there are always failures of love, of will, of imagination. There is no way to take the danger out of human relationships.
- Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
Thanks are the highest form of thought.
- G. K. Chesterton
"So many gods, so many creeds,
So many paths that wind and wind.
While just the art of being kind
Is all the sad world needs."
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
- Laurence Binyon, "For the Fallen&"
As the Confederate troops were falling back from "Pickett's Charge" at Gettysburg, British observer Lt. Col. James Fremantle said "I wouldn't have missed this for anything," to which Lt. Gen. James Longstreet replied "The devil you wouldn't! I would like to have missed it very much . . . !"
- Gettysburg Trivia
Now gods, stand up for bastards
- Edmund, King Lear.
Hey, we put fluoride in the water just so people can have stronger teeth. If we put serotonin in the water, then people will be so happy that they won't even care what their teeth look like. We can create world peace and save money on fluoride.
- frecial.com, "Ideas for World Peaace: Serotonin"
We're stripped of human dignity, forced to live in poverty, cuz in this land of the free our freedom is all fake. We're wage slaves to the the company, land slaves to the property and tax slaves to the economy of the capitalist state.
- Pinhead Gunpower
A miracle, even if it is a lousy miracle, is still a miracle.
- Teller
"I understand no one likes coalition forces being here. It is a matter of your national pride. We understand this. But armed resistance is completely unacceptable."
- Lt. Col. Steve Russell, Iraq
"Bush feels that on September 11th he was anointed by God."
- George Soros
James Joyce is probably the only writer ever to close his eyes, smash his hands down on a typewriter for two or three years and turn in the finished product as a thoughtful commentary on the human condition.
- from an Amazon.com review of "Finnnegan's Wake"
Wine comes in at the mouth
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we shall know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift the glass to my mouth,
I look at you, and I sigh.
- W B Yeats, "A Drinking Song";
MCDONALD'S Corp. is seeing red over its latest contribution to popular culture: a mention in a best-selling dictionary under the entry McJob.
According to Merriam-Webster Inc, publishers of America's best-selling collegiate dictionary, "McJob," is a phrase that has become popular shorthand for a dead-end, entry-level job.
The dictionary officially defines McJob as "a low paying job that requires little skill and provides little opportunity for advancement."
The term was included in the 11th edition of the publisher's best-selling dictionary which went on sale in July this year, much to the chagrin of the executives who run the world's largest fast-food chain.
... "We have reviewed Merriam-Webster's would-be proof that 'McJob' is part of America's vocabulary and frankly, there isn't much there. "
- Courier Mail Nov 13 2003
"Is it true what the old man had said, that everything evil begins with an forgotten longing?"
"No, it begins even earlier, with a disappointed hope."
- Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist
At present, however, it exuded that peachy, creamy, new-car aroma, and inhaling it, Switters was led to wonder if part of the appeal of young girls wasn't the fact that they gave off the organic equivalent, the biological equivalent -- okay, the genital equivalent -- of a new-car smell.
- Tom Robbins, "Fierce Invalids Homme From Hot Climates"
Paranoia ain't the way to live from day to day
- *N Sync, Space Cowboy
The successful person is the individual who forms the habit of doing what the failing person doesn't like to do.
-Donald Riggs
Writing is like sex--it's not that you don't love your story, it's just that sometimes you really just want to go to sleep.
- L. Cudmore
Every day I get e-mail from someone who says something like, "How do you get ideas? Please tell me how you do it so I can get ideas, too."
I do not know how to answer that inquiry without insulting the person. I don't want to say, I'm sorry to report that if your brain does not create any ideas, you are dead. This is hell."
And I can't say, "Everyone gets ideas. If you're getting bad ones, it must be because your brain is defective."
- Scott Adams, "The Dilbert Future&"
Beware of self-styled experts: an ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure.
- Unknown
Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
- Wilson Mizner
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- Dave Barry
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
- Blaise Pascal
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children.
- Kingsley Amis
Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.
- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
- Denis Diderot
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
- Iris Murdoch
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
- Jean Kerr
Dads, hug your sons. If you don't, someday another man will.
- A. Dean Byrd, PhD., Psychologist
Possibly, your best efforts to help your child will not result in a heterosexual orientation. If that happens, even though you will likely disapprove of a gay lifestyle (and probably will make that very clear), we hope that you, as loving parents, will always cherish and keep a relationship with your child. Also, you should never give up hope for healing change at some time in the future.
- Joseph & Linda Nicolosi, "A Parennt's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality."
A woman is, but a man must become. Masculinity is risky and elusive. It is achieved by a revolt from a woman, and it is confirmed by other men.
- Camille Paglia
There is probably no more terrible enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man - with human flesh.
- Frank Herbert
"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people"
- Eugene Pallette in 'My Man Godfrey'
I don't think it's particularly unreasonable to say that a writing system was invented by an illiterate man, although obviously it poses the same kind of logical puzzle as to say that the world's oldest person has died.
- Tim May
Upon unwrapping his bandages, Von Doom discovered that his injuries had left a long permanent scar upon his cheek. Thinking himself permanently flawed and ugly, Von Doom decided to forever hide his face from the sight of mankind, and left America for the remoteness of Tibet.
- The Unoffical Marvel Universe History Part XI
'Love - it's the best way I know to jump start a vomit'
- Francine, "Strangers In Paradise:: Brave New World"
Success is spelled W - O - R - K
- Robert Schuller
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
- Alexander Woolcott
The service we render others is the rent we pay for our room on earth.
- Wilfred Grenfell
My ultimate nightmare would be to make contact with aliens from another planet and find them sending missionaries to us. I would prefer them to eat us.
- http://mwillett.org/atheism/wager1.htmm
"I would speculate that if and when we ever get a message, it's going to be a missionary appeal to try and convert us all. And on the other hand, if we get a message and it's secular in nature, I think that really does say there's no organized religion--that they've outgrown it."
- Dr. Jill Tarter, Project Phoenix, SETII
Paranoia kills conversation. That's its point
- The Cluetrain Manifesto
Three Rules of Tripping, which are stated at each trippy party before the festivities begin by-a-person-I-know-who's-a-friend-of-a-friend-and-has-no-connection-to-me-at-all:
Rule #1) You cannot fly.
Rule #2) Cars are real (even if you think they aren't because you know you're still in the living room, give them the benefit of the doubt).
Rule #3) Although you will see things that aren't there, you won't not see things that are there.
- from the nanowrimo forum
It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else's point of view without the proper training.
- Douglas Adams
"Did they have to come back again as themselves?"
- Canada MP Svend Robinson on born againn Christians.
Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? It isn't everything, but my goodness, it certainly helps.
- Lorelie Lee
The sexual truth is that women (unless they're lesbians) are attracted to men. And masculinity is not like femininity. It is a performance. It has to be won -- and it can be lost. How to create a strong sense of masculinity that serves rather than oppresses women is the problem feminists never solved because until now, they dared not even acknowledge that it exists.
- Maggie Gallagher, "Truth or Dare&" Op/ED Nov 12, 2003
He must not be too quick to subject a witch to examination, but must pay attention to certain signs which will follow.
And he must not be too quick for this reason: unless God, through a holy Angel, compels the devil to withold his help from the witch, she will be so insensible to the pains of torture that she will sooner be torn limb from limb than confess any of the truth.
- Kramer and Sprenger, "Malleus Malleficarum"
It ended with his heart transformed into a star
It ended with the morning star with dawn & evening
It ended with his journey to Death's Kingdom with seven days of darkness
With his body changed to light
A star that burns forever in that sky
- from The Flight of Quetzalcoatl, Aztecc chant.
There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who has material power, has spiritual power, and all art is subject to political manipulation, except for that which speaks the language of the same manipulation.
- Laibach, http://www.nskstate.com/athenns/laibach/index.asp
Poets do not go mad; but chess players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists very seldom. I am not attacking logic: I only say that this danger does lie in logic, not in imagination.
- G.K. Chesterton
The Mentally Ill Mathematician seems now in some ways to be what the Knight Errant, Mortified Saint, Tortured Artist, and Mad Scientist have been for other areas: sort of our Prometheus, the one who goes to forbidden places and returns with gifts we all can use, but he alone pays for.
- David Foster Wallace
... he had to be restrained from explaining the logical inconsistencies in the US Constitution at the ceremony naturalizing him as a US citizen ... and starved to death because he feared that someone was poisoning him, which (quite logically!) led him to avoid food.
- Keith Devlin, fun facts about Kurt Goddel
Civilisation, in the real sense of the term, consists not in the multiplication, but in the deliberate and voluntary reduction of wants.
- Mahatma Gandhi
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Laurence Peter
The trouble about man is twofold. He cannot learn truths which are too complicated; he forgets truths which are too simple.
- Rebecca West
I love personal websites. It's almost like rape, once they find out you've seen it.
- Kantizuni, in #elitespacemonkeys
"I was north of Winnepeg in February. That's like the opposite of being south of Hell in August."
- Unknown
This tendency for a few buttheads to ruin the party for everyone seems to be nearly universal, which is why we put up with institutions like the government and police that most of us sensibly distrust and cautiously avoid
- localroger, "Troublemakers and Buullies" http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/11/28/152630/77
What will people of the future think of us? Will they say, as Roger Williams said of some of the Massachusetts Indians, that we were wolves with the minds of men? That we resigned our humanity? They will have the right.
- C.P. Snow
Among humans, unlike wolves, rolling on your back and exposing your soft white belly is an invitation to have your guts ripped out.
- Richard Harter
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with the shadow on the wall.
- Emerson
My friends, we will not go again or ape an ancient rage,
Or stretch the folly of our youth to be the shame of age,
But walk with clearer eyes and ears this path that wandereth,
And see undrugged in evening light the decent inn of death;
For there is good news yet to hear and fine things to be seen,
Before we go to Paradise by way of Kensal Green.
- G.K. Chesterton
And he called on the industry as a whole to pay more attention, saying he had no "use for those who make a point of pride in saying they have never read anything by John Grisham, Tom Clancy, Mary Higgins Clark or any other popular writer."
"What do you think," he asked, "you get social academic brownie points for deliberately staying out of touch with your own culture?"
- Stephen King, from his national book aaward speech, via MSBNC
While King and Hazzard both celebrated the diversity of literature, you couldn't ask for two more different writers. King has written dozens of novels. Before "The Great Fire," Hazzard had not completed a work of fiction since the early 1980s. King was an early champion of the e-book. Hazzard does not own a television or even an answering machine.
And she has never read a Stephen King book.
"I just haven't had time to get around to one," she said, citing Shakespeare and Joseph Conrad as current priorities.
- MSBNC, on the awards.
Anyone who is against making money in writing, has obviously never been poor.
- Dean Koontz
God of Concrete
[Frederick R.C. Clarke and Richard Granville Jones]
[from The Hymn Book of the Anglican Church of Canada and the United Church of Canada (1971 edition)]
God of concrete, God of steel,
God of piston and of wheel,
God of pylon, God of steam,
God of girder and of beam,
God of atom, God of mine:
all the world of power is thine.
Lord of cable, Lord of rail,
Lord of freeway and of mail,
Lord of rocket and of flight,
Lord of soaring satellite,
Lord of lightnings flashing line:
all the world of speed is thine.
Lord of science, Lord of art,
Lord of map and graph and chart,
Lord of physics and research,
Word of Bible, Faith of church,
Lord of sequence and design:
all the world of truth is thine.
God whose glory fills the earth,
gave the universe its birth,
loosed the Christ with Easters might,
saves the world from evils blight,
claims us all by grace divine:
all the world of love is thine.
"I don't know. A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof is because it's proven."
- Jean Chretien, on what proof he wuld nneed of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
In a recent interview from jail, Meiwes said he regretted his actions and no longer had the urge to eat human flesh. He intends to write his memoirs to deter others, he said.
- http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/122/02/1070127361682.html
"The public has made me the godfather of cannibalism, and I am happy about that. I will always look at the world through the eyes of a cannibal."
- Issei Sagawa
Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?
- Tom Clancy
Ten years ago I suspected that the world was controlled by a thousand middle-aged white men. I now know that the real number is closer to two hundred.
- John Teague
"We took out our heavy revolvers (all of a sudden there were revolvers in the dream) and joyfully killed the Gods."
- "Ragnarok" Jorge Luis Borgess
All three of these religions say you must totally submit to the One God. The very word Islam means "submission". The word monotheism means totalitarianism: God and the priests control every aspect of your life; conception, pregnancy and dying.
- Timothy Leary
... why would God (presuming there is some sort of God behind all of this) pick us out of the whole universe and decide that if it didn't like our behavior it's going to torture us for an infinite number of years? I can't believe in that. I mean, the ordinary Sadists get tired after a certain period of time and have to rest. The idea of a Divinity so sadistic that it can go on for an infinite number of years torturing creatures from one planet is obviously the delusion of some kind of paranoid and unbalanced individual.
- Robert Anton Wilson
I think the ideal death is to go on living. The ideal death is temporary, psychedelic experience, then you have all the advantages of death and you still come back to enjoy life some more. I'm really in favor of abolishing death. It's the #1 killer and it's time we made a concerted effort to wipe it out.
- Robert Anton Wilson
Maybe it's a coincidence, but doesn't it seem like everybody on the planet has enemies who, they tell us, only understand force? Do we all have the same enemy or something? Because if we do, it should be easy to gang up on the bastards.
- Jim Henley
"With a heavy dose of fear and violence, and a lot of money for projects, I think we can convince these people that we are here to help them."
- Lt. Col. Nathan Sassaman
"You have to understand the Arab mind. The only thing they understand is force -- force, pride and saving face."
- Capt. Todd Brown, a company commander with the Fourth Infantry Division
We are prophets of a future not our own.
- Oscar Romero
Peace means something different from 'not fighting'. Those aren't peace advocates, they're 'stop fighting' advocates. Peace is an active and complex thing and sometimes fighting is part of what it takes to get it.
- Jo Walton
Virginity means something different from 'not fucking'. Those aren't virginity advocates, they're 'stop fucking' advocates. Virginity is an active and complex thing and sometimes fucking is part of what it takes to get it.
- Jo Walton, as translated by the leetcaabbage :p
The whole point of society is to be less unforgiving than nature.
- Arthur D. Hlavaty
Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.
- Gustav Mahler
21 And the days of the children of men were prolonged, according to the will of God, that they might repent while in the flesh; wherefore, their state became a state of probation, and their time was lengthened, according to the commandments which the Lord God gave unto the children of men. For he gave commandment that all men must repent; for he showed unto all men that they were lost, because of the transgression of their parents.
22 And now, behold, if Adam had not transgressed he would not have fallen, but he would have remained in the garden of Eden. And all things which were created must have remained in the same state in which they were after they were created; and they must have remained forever, and had no end.
23 And they would have had no children; wherefore they would have remained in a state of innocence, having no joy, for they knew no misery; doing no good, for they knew no sin.
24 But behold, all things have been done in the wisdom of him who knoweth all things.
25 Adam fell that men might be; and men are, that they might have joy.
26 And the Messiah cometh in the fulness of time, that he may redeem the children of men from the fall. And because that they are redeemed from the fall they have become free forever, knowing good from evil; to act for themselves and not to be acted upon, save it be by the punishment of the law at the great and last day, according to the commandments which God hath given.
27 Wherefore, men are free according to the flesh; and all things are given them which are expedient unto man. And they are free to choose liberty and eternal life, through the great Mediator of all men, or to choose captivity and death, according to the captivity and power of the devil; for he seeketh that all men might be miserable like unto himself.
- The book of Mormon, 2 nephi 21-127 >
A newly discovered 425 million-year-old fossil boasts a lurid claim to fame - it has the oldest penis on record.
The five millimetre long crustacean, discovered by UK and US researchers, has been named Colymbosathon ecplecticos - derived from the Greek for "astounding swimmer with a large penis".
- Fossilised crustacean boasts oldest peenis, Newscientist.com
You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's no longer in your power - he's free again.
Violence can only be concealed by a lie, and the lie can only be maintained by violence. Any man who has once proclaimed violence as his method is inevitably forced to take the lie as his principle.
-Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Nobel Prize leccture, 1974
For a country to have a great writer is like having a second government. That is why no regime has ever loved great writers, only minor ones.
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Our heroes have killed themselves, or are killing themselves.
- Henry Miller
O me! O life!... of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless--of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.
- Walt Whitman
Absolute, true, and mathematical time, of itself, and from its own nature, flows equably without relation to anything external, and by another name it is called duration: relative, apparent, and common time is some sensible and external (whether accurate or unequable) measure of duration by the means of motion, which is commonly used instead of true time.
- Si Isaac Newton, Principia [1687] Schoolium
What you believe is not nearly as important as why you believe it.
- Channel maxim of #apologia on dal.net<
Here, most likely, lies the source of our human habit of sacralizing violence: in the terror inspired by the devouring beast and in the powerful emotions that were required
for group defense.
- Barbara Ehrenreich, "Blood Rites&"
When are you guys gonna learn to spell ?
This grievance comes from those who aren't aware that British and American spellings sometimes differ.
We've been at the centre of some rancour, but we're not going to take offence or harbour any grievances. The catalogue of complaints won't colour this organisation's programme. It's a grey area anyway. And we don't want to labour the point.
- from the www.politicalcompass.org FAQ<
"I was wrong, but it is not right to want to die," the Summoner said. The burr of the East Reach was in his voice. He spoke low, almost pleadingly. "For the very old, the very ill, it may be. But life is given us. Surely it's wrong not to hold and treasure that great gift!"
"Death is also given us," said the king.
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Other Windd"
"I think," Tehanu said in her soft, strange voice, "that when I die, I can breathe back the breath that made me live. I can give back to the world all I didn't do. All that I might have been and couldn't be. All the choices I didn't make. All the things I lost and spent and wasted. I can give them back to the world. To the lives that haven't been lived yet. That wil be my gift to the world that gave me life I did live, the love I loved, the breath I breathed."
- Ursula K Le Guin, "The Other Windd"
In spite of our reputation for being entirely open, we are actually just closed in different ways. Men hide behind action; women hide behind "nice."
- Kris Rosenberg, "Talk to Me: A Thherapist's guide to Breaking Through Male Silence"
Men are not as emotionally important to women as women are to men.
- Nancy Chodorow
We must remember that our men do not love us because they perceive us as perfect; they love us because of the way they feel about themselves when they are with us.
- Kris Rosenberg, "Talk to Me: A Thherapist's guide to Breaking Through Male Silence"
Listening suggests that you trust him enough to hear him out, and that he trusts you enough to say whatever is on his mind. Being heard is a component of being loved.
- Kris Rosenberg, "Talk to Me: A Thherapist's guide to Breaking Through Male Silence"
Present perceptions colour all memory; therefore we can recolour our mental pictures of past experiences by changing the lens of our present time.
- Kris Rosenberg, "Talk to Me: A Thherapist's guide to Breaking Through Male Silence"
To communicate ... is the most magic thing there is.
- Gilda Rainer
We are more profoudly united by our common humanity than separated by gender.... We are as incurably romantic as women. [But] silence is manly.... Better a heart attack than speaking openly about a broken heart.
- Sam Keen
The way we understand the past is determined ... by the future we desire.
- Allen Wheelis
I don't really care how time is reckoned so long as there is some agreement about it, but I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind. I even object to the implication that I am wasting something valuable if I stay in bed after the sun has risen. As an admirer of moonlight I resent the bossy insistence of those who want to reduce my time for enjoying it. At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy and wise in spite of themselves.
- Robertson Davies
Heb Dduw heb ddina Duw a digon. (Without God, without anything, God is enough.)
- Motto/Crest
In northern Kirkuk, eight people were killed and 80 wounded by shots fired in the air during celebrations of the capture, said hospital official Shehab Ahmed.
"I'm very happy for the Iraqi people. Life is going to be safer now," said Yehya Hassan, 35, of Baghdad. "Now we can start a new beginning."
- The Associated Press, "Captured SSaddam Faces Tough Interrogation" (December 15, 2003)
"When we told him, 'If you go to the streets now, you will see the people celebrating,'" Abdel-Mahdi said. "He answered, 'Those are mobs.' When we told him about the mass graves, he replied, 'Those are thieves.'"
- The Associated Press, "Captured SSaddam Faces Tough Interrogation" (December 15, 2003)
Don't let your mouth write no check your tail can't cash.
- Muddy Waters
An English-speaking anagrammist is someone who, if asked to name the four points of the compass, replies "Thorn, Shout, Seat and Stew.")
- courtesy of http://www.wordsmith.org/aanagram/article-globeandmail.html
LITTLE PUSSY
I like little Pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her
She'll do me no harm;
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But Pussy and I
Very gently will play.
- Children's nursury rhyme.
"Mitakue Oyasin" - we are all related.
- Native american saying.
It's true we can seldom help those closest to us. Either we don't know what part of ourselves to give, or more often than not, the part we have to give is not wanted. And so it is those we live with and should know that elude us - but we can still love them. We can love completely without complete understanding.
- Norman Maclean, "A River Runs Thrrough It"
For the first two years, the biggest problem we had was soldiers fleeing the field of battle," Taylor said.
"We could not make their computers stupid enough to not run away."
So some extra computer tinkering was required to ensure that the trilogy's climactic battle worked the way Jackson wanted.
- Jamie Portman, CanWest News Service, &"Smart soldiers decided to flee the Rings battle: Digital warriors thought for themselves - and their first thought was to run away"
I suspect the body count is going to go through the roof as Lobo walks the path back to the infamy he once enjoyed. I have to say, though, Giffen is going to have a hard time topping the freaky shit that went down in this first issue. The man who used his own enormous testicles as weapons really opened my eyes, but those fleshy nutsacks of death paled in comparison to the sentient, mind controlling genital lice.
- Comicreaders.com review of Lobo Unbounnd #1
"The only references there are to him in the literature, which are very disparaging, are in the works of the philosopher Lucien. Lucien explains that the whole Glycon cult was an enormous fraud, and that Glycon was a glove puppet. And I've got no reason to disbelieve that whatsoever. To me, I think that's perfect. If I'm gonna have a god, I prefer it to be a complete hoax and a glove puppet because I'm not likely to start believing that glove puppet created the universe or anything dangerous like that."
- Alan Moore
Some will use people and love money, others will love people and use money, I say use money to love people, just don't get caught.
- Unknown
Should the wide world roll away
Leaving black terror
Limitless night,
Nor God, nor man, nor place to stand
Would be to me essential
If thou and thy white arms were there
And the fall to doom a long way.
- Stephen Crane
What I do know is that safety does not arise from the use of weapons, that fear cannot be slain by force of arms, and that peace is not accomplished by acts of subjugation.
- Graydon Saunders
The problem with a system that needs competent managers is that it needs competent managers.
- Graydon Saunders
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
- Jamie Zawinski
It was half way to Rivendell when the drugs began to take hold.
- Hunter S Tolkien, "Fear and Loathhing in Barad Dur"
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
- Paul Rodriguez
In real life, the hardest aspect of the battle between good and evil is determining which is which.
- George R.R. Martin
Life is stranger than fiction, but not so popular.
- Anonymous
Let go of guilt and free your inner sociopath!
- Me (Josh MacLeod)
I'd like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers.
- Bob Monkhouse
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
- Sam Brown
I dried my tears & arm'd my fears
With ten thousand shields and spears.
Soon my Angel came again:
I was arm'd, he came in vain:
For the time of youth was fled
And grey hairs were on my head.
- William Blake, from "The Angel&quuot;
The programme about pigs... reminded me of the story about the farmer who said pigs were his favourite animals. When asked to explain his unusual choice, he replied that 'cats look down on you, dogs look up to you, but pigs is equal'
- Henry Button
Forbid the day when vivisection shall be practised in every college and school, and when the man of science, looking forth over a world which will then own no other sway than his, shall exult in the thought that he has made of this fair earth, if not a heaven, at least a hell for animals.
- Lewis Carroll (Charles Ludwidge Dodgsoon)
... on principle, it is quite wrong to try founding a theory on observable magnitudes alone. In reality the very opposite happens. It is the theory which decides what we can observe.
- Albert Einstein
Why of course the people don't want war. Why should some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, the common people don't want war: neither in Russia, nor in England, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But after all it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship ...Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.
- Hermann Goering, Luftwaffe Commander, Nuremberg Trials 1946
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.
- Blaise Pascal
For as in this world, head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if you never violate the Pythagorean maxim)...
- Melville, "Moby Dick"
Every organization appears to be headed by agents of its opposition.
- Robert Conquest
Judy Bachrach's profile slams the nation's top lawman for everything from alleged sexism and racism to attempts to curtail civil liberties, and to his "extreme" and "narcissistic" religious convictions - notably the belief that calico cats are "instruments of the Devil."
Bachrach writes that former Missouri Sen. Ashcroft - a devout adherent of the Christian fundamentalist Assemblies of God denomination - presides over regular prayer groups in his office for Justice Department employees and "routinely compares himself to Christ in his 1998 memoir ... in which he refers to his campaign victories as 'resurrections' [and defeats as] 'crucifixions.'"
- New York Daily News
"Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion."
- Janet Evanovich, "To The Nines&quuot;
"I've reminded you that you and me - you and I: excuse me - may be every bit as important as the President or the pope or the biggest prime-time icon in Hollywood, but that none of us is more than a pimple on the ass-end of creation, so let's not get carried away with ourselves. Preventative medicine, my boy. It's preventative medicine."
"But what about self-esteem?"
"Heh! Self-esteem is for sissies. Accept that you're a pimple and try to keep a lively sense of humour about it. That way lies grace - and maybe even glory."
- Tom Robbins, "Fierce Invalids Homme From Hot Climates:"
"Before curiosity kills the cat, the cat learns more about the world than a hundred uninquisitive dogs."
- Tom Robbins, "Fierce Invalids Homme From Hot Climates:"
Every taboo is holy.
- Eskimo saying
The fact that Mary broadcast a monstrously mixed image - motherhood is divine, sex is a sin - could not be underestimated for the damage it was capable of inflicting on a developing psyche, but given the discrepant nature of reality, the myth of the Virgin Mare might be said also to provide basic training in the acceptance of life's contradictions; and most girls did eventually escape her misogynistically generated web, thpugh frequently secretly scarred.
- Tom Robbins, "Fierce Invalids Homme From Hot Climates:"
Given a choice between a folly and a sacrament, one should always choose the folly - because we know a sacrament will not bring us closer to God but there's always the chance that a folly will.
- Erasmus
'The gates of paradise open wide for he who can make his companions laugh'
- The Quran
"My faith is whatever makes me feel good about being alive. If your religion doesn't make you feel good to be alive, what the hell is the point of it?"
For a moment, she seemed taken aback. Then she snapped, "Comfort."
"Heh!" ...
"Hope."
"I can't do the math, but wouldn't x amount of hope cancel out x amount of faith? I mean, if you have faith the sun's going to rise in the morning, you don't have hope it will."
"Solace."
"Solace? That's why God made fermented beverages and the blues."
"Salvation."
"From what? Aren't you talking about some form of long-term, no-premium, afterworldly fire insurance?"
- Tom Robbins, "Fierce Invalids Homme From Hot Climates:"
You only live twice:
once after you're born
and once before you die.
- Basho
Was he becoming paranoid? No, at least not when compared to Skeeter Washington, who, admiring the stars one evening on the deck of Poe's boat, was heard to say, "If the universe be expanding, they gotta be something chasing it."
- Tom Robbins, "Fierce Invalids Homme From Hot Climates:"
"It's only natural," said Switters. "American foreign policy invites opposition. It invites terrorism."
Switters said, "Terrorism is the only imaginable logical response to American's foreign policy, just as street crime is the only imaginable logical response to American's drug policy."
- Tom Robbins, "Fierce Invalids Homme From Hot Climates:"
Switters thought, It's always broke, and we can never fix it. On the other hand, there's nothing to break, so what is it we imagine we're fixing?
- Tom Robbins, "Fierce Invalids Homme From Hot Climates:"
But what happens when your heart is damaged? What do you favour? I'll tell you: you favour yourself.
- Jules Hardy, "Altered Land"<
Ian once spoke of the invisibility of damage - said that Sonja and I could pass muster in a crowd. I think that is what most people do. I've said that I can map out my life by scars, I've also said that there are many scars I can't see. I believe this is the case for everyone. We look at others and we see what we can and judge what we can't.
- Jules Hardy, "Altered Land"<
Give us hearts to understand;
Never to take from creation's beauty more than we give;
never to destroy wantonly for the furtherance of greed;
Never to deny to give our hands for the building of earth's beauty;
never to take from her what we cannot use.
Give us hearts to understand
That to destroy earth's music is to create confusion;
that to wreck her appearance is to blind us to beauty;
That to callously pollute her fragrance is to make a house of stench;
that as we care for her she will care for us.
We have forgotten who we are.
We have sought only our own security.
We have exploited simply for our own ends.
We have distorted our knowledge.
We have abused our power.
Great Spirit, whose dry lands thirst,
Help us to find the way to refresh your lands.
Great Spirit, whose waters are choked with debris and pollution,
help us to find the way to cleanse your waters.
Great Spirit, whose beautiful earth grows ugly with misuse,
help us to find the way to restore beauty to your handiwork.
Great Spirit, whose creatures are being destroyed,
help us to find a way to replenish them.
Great Spirit, whose gifts to us are being lost in selfishness and corruption,
help us to find the way to restore our humanity.
Oh, Great Spirit, whose voice I hear in the wind,
whose breath gives life to the world, hear me;
I need your strength and wisdom. May I walk in Beauty.
- Big Thunder (Bedagi), late 19th centurry Algonquin
Too many martyrs and too many dead
Too many lies too many empty words were said
Too many times for too many angry men
Oh let it never be again
- Phil Ochs and Bob Gibson, from "TToo Many Martyrs"
Nay, let us walk from fire unto fire,
From passionate pain to deadlier delight,-
I am too young to live without desire,
Too young art thou to waste this summer night
Asking those idle questions which of old
Man sought of seer and oracle, and no reply was told.
- Oscar Wilde, "Panthea"
My heart in hiding
Stirred for a bird, -- the achieve of, the mastery of the thing!
- Gerald Manley Hopkins, "The Windhhover"
I have not seen the face of Pan, nor mocked the Dryad's haste,
But I have trailed a dark-eyed Man across a windy waste.
I have not died as men may die, nor sin as men have sinned,
But I have reached a misty sky upon a granite wind.
- Robert E Howard, "Recompense"t;
... basically any white person who believes in God is a Republican.
The only Democrats who go to church regularly are the ones who plan to run for president someday and are preparing in advance to fake a belief in God.
- Ann Coulter
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
- James Grover Thurber
You can get all the world to repeal its sodomy laws, but Gods will still be in effect when you stand before him in judgement.
- Roger D. Wray
There may be a lot of bad Republicans. There are no good Democrats. And this is just not helping move the ball forward to sit back and say "Both sides, both sides." The idea that there isn't a difference between the parties is preposterous.
- Ann Coulter
All good writing is built one good line at a time. You build a novel the same way you build a pyramid. One word, one stone at a time, underneath a full moon when the fingers bleed.
- Kate Braverman
You said tonight is a wonderful night to die.
I asked you how you could tell you told me to look at the sky.
Look at all those stars,
Look how god damn ugly the stars are
-Alkaline Trio (Trouble Breathing)
So oft in theologic wars,
The disputants, I ween,
Rail on in utter ignorance
Of what each other mean,
And prate about an Elephant
Not one of them has seen!
- John Godfrey Saxe
Three quarters of the American population literally believe in religious miracles. The numbers who believe in the devil, in resurrection, in God doing this and that -- it's astonishing. These numbers aren't duplicated anywhere else in the industrial world. You'd have to maybe go to mosques in Iran or do a poll among old ladies in Sicily to get numbers like this. Yet this is the American population.
- Noam Chomsky
Did St. Francis really preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats.
- Rebecca West
Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis.
- Sigmund Freud
Children show scars like medals. Lovers use them as secrets to reveal. A scar is what happens when the word is made flesh.
- Leonard Cohen
In my life's chain of events, nothing was accidental. Everything happened according to an inner need.
- Hannah Sengh
Her eyes, her ear, were tuning forks, burning glass, which caught the minute refraction or echo of thought of feeling.... She heard a deeper vibration, a kind of composite echo, of all that the writer said, and did not say.
- Willa Cather
You agree - I'm sure you agree, that beauty is the only thing worth living for.
- Agatha Christie
... in a time lacking truth and certainty, and filled with anguish and despair, no woman should be shamefaced in attempting to give back to the world, through her work, a portion of its lost heart.
- Louise Began
Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.
- Unknown
Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun.
- Ecclesiastes 8:15
I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
- Oscar Wilde
Young Adam: "It's not fair. All I've seen is demons and he got to see God."
Dad: "That's right. But look at the price he paid."
- Dad and Adam, "Frailty"
Dad: "Are you afraid?"
Fenton nods
Dad: "Of who?"
Young Fenton: "You"
Dad: "Only demons should fear me... and you're not a demon are you?"
- from the movie "Frailty" >
Fenton: "Sometimes truth defies reason."
- from the movie "Frailty" >
Young Fenton: "You gotta promise to God that if you ever destroy me you'll bury me here in the rose garden."
Young Adam: "I promise."
- from the movie "Frailty" >
She kept asking if the stories were true. I kept asking her if it mattered. We finally gave up. She was looking for a place to stand and I wanted a place to fly.
- Luke Wilson
G. H. Hardy frequently mentioned the study of properties of decimal digits as an example of what he considered to be non-serious math. However, manypeople go on to suggest that the criterion of seriousness is USEFULNESS, whereas Hardy certainly would not have agreed with that, considering his well known views on the "usefulness" of his work - he claimed with pride that he had never done anything useful in his life, although he clearly regarded his mathematics as serious.
- http://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath0077.htm, "Smith Numbers and Rhonda Numbers"
There is an invisible world out there, and we are living in it.
- Bill Viola
If you cannot be perfect, do what you can.
- the Didache, "Teachings of the Twwelve Apostles"
[an angel]
would come more fiercely to interrogate you
and rush to seize you blazing like a star,
and bend you as if trying to create you,
and break you open, out of who you are.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
"Once you define 'magic' as 'knowledge I don't have yet,' you can stop being afraid of it."
- Spider Robinson, "The Callahan Toouch"
Time-Travel Blues
You've heard of every kind of blues there is, I hear you say?
Well, I'm leavin' here tomorrow...and I just got back back today.
I got the time-travel blues, look at the mess I'm in.
I'm sad for what the past will be...and what the future hasn't been.
I longed to know the future, like the Oracle of Delphi
An then this cat knocked on my door: Goddam, it was myself! I
got the time-travel blues, since I met myself comin' in;
I'd tell you all about it...but where the hell do I begin?
He said that I was going to invent a time machine--
That is to say, I told me, if you follow what I mean.
I said, "I'm no inventor, man: I'll never ever get it."
But he said, "Copy this one, and we both can share the credit!"
I cranked it up, it blew right up, and then and there I died.
I wonder who that joker was, and why the bastard lied...
Got the time-travel blues: one of my life's most awful shocks
Now I could use a doctor: in fact, I need a paradox
If I am dead, my murderer can't logically exist
But here I am in pieces, and I'm really getting pissed
I got the time travel blues - it's only natural, bein' dead
To want to think that time is really only in your head.
- ?? (with addtions by Spider Robinson?)), "The Callahan Touch"
"He said it's easy to give ourselves to what we love. But you have to give yourself to what you hate, too. You have to sacrifice the part of you that hates until you love what you once hated. Whatever its faults."
- Tim Bowler, "Midget"
A Ukulite had died and left a legacy and a pitiful penny it must have been too. Still, it bought her a brass plaque and the assurance that her name would be etched into the spilling pages of perpetuity, along with the million other Miss Bitches and Mister Bastards that willed a trust fund and bequeathed their petty savings, so that the beggary of their miserable lives could be enshrined in a park bench or a horse trough or a fence post.
- Nick Cave, "And The Ass Saw The AAngel"
'It seems you're inching unner, sir, inching slowly unner.
But what it is you're inching in, ah cannot help but wonder.'
O booming voice up in the clouds, to speak cuts like a knife
Ah'm simply inching into Death, while inching out of Life.
'You're wrong, you poor deluded boy, True Death's up here with Me
Hell's dungeons boil below you, child, Eternal Agony!'
O climb down off your crap-hill, O fiend hid in the sky
You're Lucifer! The Great Deveiver! Your word is but a lie!
You will not fool me anymore with your wrath and rolling thunder
'Tis God that stands behind mah wheel and inches me down unner.
The bog it yawned and pulled me down, mah body trussed in chains.
And Satan sighed and shook his head, played harp amongst the flames.
'It's Hell up there and Heaven too, for all that that is worth.
Heaven's just a lie of mine to make it Hell on Earth.'
- Nick Cave, "And The Ass Saw The AAngel"
I was thinking to myself that I had read so many books that are about EVIL! For example, one of the characters will say, "There is something `EVIL' in this town!" They root out the vampires and they use the garlic and the crosses, which I've done myself. I'm not trying to set myself up as someone who's better. I think it's all like kryptonite, all the trappings of religion are like kryptonite. I thought to myself, "What if you treat God and the accouterments of God with as much belief, awe and detail as novelists do the "EVIL" part of it. I set out to do that and the reaction has been interesting from the community.
- Stephen King
"The vampire may be an escape - an escape of all the limitations of human reality. In our own minds, we can make the vampire whatever we wish it to be...."
- Martin V. Riccardo, Liquid Dreams of VVampires
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger. It works the same in any country."
- Hermann Goering, Commander-in-Chief off the Luftwaffe, President of the Reichstag, Prime Minister of Prussia and Hitler's designated successor
"These [terrorist] attacks are not inevitable. They are, however, possible, and this very fact underscores the reason we cannot live under the threat of blackmail
The terrorist threat to America and the world will be diminished the moment that Saddam Hussein is disarmed."
- George W Bush, Commander-in-Chief of tthe United States Armed Forces, President of the United States of America
A lie told often enough becomes the truth
- Vladimir Lenin
"Saddam's 'regime' is evil!"
"He murders and gasses his own people!"
"He's a murderer who doesn't deserve to be in power!"
Sound familiar?
For the record, he didn't gas his own people. He gassed the Kurds. With money and chemical plans supplied by the CIA. While, yes, geographically they live in Iraq, calling them Iraqi is like calling Palestinians Israelis.
But yes, he is a bad man.
- http://www.theboywhocriediraq.com/ >
If irony was oil, George Bush Junior would bomb my house and steal that paragraph.
- http://www.theboywhocriediraq.com/ >
I say George Bush Junior just cuts the bullshit already and just uses all the Iraqi oil to buy a fucking Death Star.
The sad thing is, if he wasn't against cloning that wouldn't surprise me.
Mr. Speaker, members of Congress, and fellow Americans, I present to you Darth Bush.
- http://www.theboywhocriediraq.com/ >
You will have a long and good life if you dream well.
- Ojibwa Saying
We cannot assume that oceans protect us anymore. It affected our psychology in America. It also affected the economy. And things were beginning to get okay, and all of a sudden, the attack came and it hurt us. It hurt us bad. But we recovered because America's strong. We recovered because the American people are strong.
And just as we're beginning to get our feet on the ground again, we had a problem with some of our fellow citizens telling the truth. We had corporate scandals. We had CEOs that did not understand what it meant to be a responsible citizen
- President Discusses America's Leadershhip in Global War on Terror, Roswell Convention and Civic Center, Roswell, New Mexico (Jan 22, 2004)
[http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/01/20040122-6.html]
They've run away to this "huge world they think is full of satanists," Jessop said.
"When they get to the point when they're willing to damn themselves to hell to get out of it," she said, "that's pretty bad."
- More youths flee polygamy, http://www..aztrib.com/index.php?sty=15931
Power proceeds from the barrel of a gun.
- Mao Tse-Tung's Dictum about Authority<
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
- Unknown
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been read as a pro-vegetarian film. The meat eaters in that film learn what it's like to be at the other end of the fork. An excerpt: "They just shoot a bullet in their head, and then retract it. It's just BOOM-shht-BOOM-shht." "Franklin, I like meat, please change the subject!"
- http://cc.usu.edu/~alexjack/viddiedrevviews/friday4.html
Revenge has absolutely nothing to do with regaining justice. It has to do with regaining power. One is made weak through an attack, and by attacking back they can feel strong again. Justice is a buzz word that ignores what is really going on. This is the reason I argue that films like Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter or I Spit on Your Grave are occasionally if not completely brilliant, and films like Death Wish or Enough are seriously confused.
- http://cc.usu.edu/~alexjack/viddiedrevviews/friday5.html
Murder your darlings.
- Writing advice from Sir Arthur Quller--Couch
Egotism is the anaesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity
- Frank Leahy, American Football Coach
As the great anatomist Bichat long ago said, if every one were cast in the same mould, there would be no such thing as beauty. If all our women were to become as beautiful as the Venus de' Medici, we should for a time be charmed; but we should soon wish for variety; and as soon as we had obtained variety, we should wish to see certain characters a little exaggerated beyond the then existing common standard.
- Charles Darwin
Commissioner Gordon: What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?
Robin: A Sparrow with a machine gun.
Commissioner Gordon: Yes, of course.
- from Batman: The Movie
You know a movie's not that great when the only gratuitious boob shot is of a corpse in the coroner's office.
- from a review of the movie Full Eclipsse (http://www.monkeyhouselounge.com/bmovies/fulleclipse.html)
Even a man who is pure in heart,
And says his prayers by night,
May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the autumn moon is bright.
- Gypsy Saying
"The human body is a wonderful thing, because if it doesn't die it lives."
- Harry Harrison, "Bill the Galactiic Hero"
For human beings to claim that right over life and death for themselves, whether in abortion or euthanasia, whether in dealing with assisted suicide or the denial of medical care to the elderly, is to try to usurp the throne of God and to overstep the bounds of our humanity ... we cannot in our pride claim to be the lords of life and death.
- Terry Schlossberg and Elizabeth Achtemmeier
The mind leaped forward a hundred--two hundred--a thousand years. I saw with sorrow that men would mutilate and garble the story; that rival creeds would turn it upside down till, at last, the western world which clings to the dread of death more closely than the hope of life, would set it aside as an interesting superstition and stampede after some faith so long forgotten that it
seemed altogether new. Upon this I changed the terms of the bargain that I would make with the Lords of Life and Death. Only let me know, let me write, the story with sure knowledge that I wrote the truth, and I would burn the manuscript as a solemn sacrifice. Five minutes after the last line was written I would destroy it all. But I must be allowed to write it with absolute certainty.
- Indian Tales by Rudyard Kipling
It does help, to be a writer, to have the sort of crazed ego that doesn't allow for failure. The best reaction to a rejection slip is a sort of wild-eyed madness, an evil grin, and sitting yourself in front of the keyboard muttering "Okay, you bastards. Try rejecting this!" and then writing something so unbelievably brilliant that all other writers will disembowel themselves with their pens upon reading it, because there's nothing left to write.
Because the rejection slips will arrive. And, if the books are published, then you can pretty much guarantee that bad reviews will be as well. And you'll need to learn how to shrug and keep going. Or you stop, and get a real job.
- Neil Gaiman
"We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work of lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that in the next thousand years we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to return your divine composition, and to beg you a thousand times to overlook our short sight and timidity."
- a rejection from a Chinese economic joournal
We work in the dark -- we do what we can -- we give what we have. Our doubt is our passion, and our passion is our task. The rest is the madness of art.
- Henry James
Diary entry written after one week on the job:
The sad thing is that I have this attitude now toward authors who send in unsolicited manuscripts. Before, I thought that the slush pile was great because you could discover some talented genius and that all these authors laboring away in obscurity without agents were so noble. Now, I consider every unagented author to be slightly psychotic and deranged, and every unsolicited manuscript to be bad.
- Patricia Chui, "Confessions of a slush pile reader"
My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.
- Abraham Lincoln
No one put a gun to your head and ordered you to become a writer. One writes out of his own choice and must be prepared to take the rough spots along the road with a certain equanimity, though allowed some grinding of the teeth.
- Stanley Ellin
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But how about the draftee who does break down in Basic? If he had been left along as a civilian he would have avoided the military stresses and could have lived a useful and productive life. Instead we now have an emotional wreck. Or a corpse.
Lesson One: The military mind cares only about the Big Picture, not the individual. The Normandy landings were a great success; the generals were not particularly bothered when they waded ashore through hundreds of GI corpses bobbing in the surf.
Lesson Two: The better you are as a soldier, the worse you are as a human being. Unthinking obedience, rote learning, intolerance to others, nasty death to the enemy, vulgarity and alcoholism - dope now substituted for drink in the new Army - the individual sublimated to the mass mind.
- Harry Harrison, "Bill the Galactiic Hero" (From the Introduction by the author)
Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet.
- Unknown
It is through the cracks in our humanity that the light within often shines brightest
- Randy Constan
Except for Music, everything is a lie.
- Emile Michel Cioran
Ages for legal purposes
Age of simple majority The legal age of majority (legal age), is eighteen (18) years.
Everyone who has not reached this age is considered a minor.
Age of consent for sexual activity
Sexual activities or acts are not allowed, except in Legal Marriage.
Age of consent for marriage
There are no limits for the age of marriage, but conventionally and traditionally, it is advisable to
marry at eighteen (18) and above.
- the nation of Oman, http://www.ageofcoonsent.com/oman.htm
I hate Seattle, I hate the Northwest, I especially hate Portland. Every third person is a serial killer, a cop on a serial-killer task force, or a journalist on the serial-killer beat.
- James Elroy
Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?
- from the movie Y Tu Mama Tambien
Bush Insisted Saddam's Regime Posed an Imminent Threat
How were they going to threaten us without weapons? Make crank phone calls?
- Paul Begala on CNN's Crossfire
Julio: Yeah, but Saba is way into altered states... and expanding consciousness.
Luisa: You mean mysticism?
Julio: No, drugs
- from the movie Y Tu Mama Tambien
Tenoch: Ten - Truth is cool but unattainable.
Luisa: What?
Tenoch: The truth is tottally amazing bur you can't ever reach it.
- from the movie Y Tu Mama Tambien
Luisa: Life is like the surf, so give yourselves away to the sea.
- from the movie Y Tu Mama Tambien
Morality has very little to do with choosing sides. It can tell us that a given act is dreadful, but it can't tell us whether to say, 'This is dreadful, therefore
' or 'This is dreadful, but
' We still often believe that we oppose our enemies because of their crimes, and support our allies despite their crimes.
- Ken MacLeod
Morality is an immensely dangerous and destructive force, which must be restrained by the strongest human passions and sympathies if it is not to break all the bonds of society.
- Ken MacLeod
Frustra laborant quotquot se calculationibus fatigant pro inventione quadraturae circuli.
(Futile is the labor of those who fatigue themselves with calculations to square the circle.)
- Michael Stifel
The human brain model of the world and the world don't always match.
One of the ways the match fails is that people tend to model things by ideals, perfect exemplars, and deal with things on the basis of how near or far the observed world is to the exemplar. Morals are one expression of this; the right way to act is, the rule for this situation is, and so on, all the 'Thou shalts' and 'thou shalt nots'.
Since the world we've actually got doesn't work on an exemplary basis, but by complex constraints on patterns of statistical distribution, any moral system is going to have useless places, places where the exemplar just can't be made relevant to what is actually there to deal with.
- Graydon Saunders
Power is the ability to treat information as information. "I can't do anything about that" is the basic statement of powerlessness; you have what would be information, but you aren't able to change in response.
- Graydon Saunders
A competent power holding class would produce "ok, they're using their helplessness as a weapon; how do we take thier helplessness away?" as a response to the so-called War on Terror, not seek to increase the helplessness of the probable targets with the aim of increasing their own relative power and security."
- Graydon Saunders
My Body. My Choice. Kill the little bastard.
- on a t-shirt
I have the opposite problem here in Virginia. Teachers regularly invoke prayer. My son's 4th grade lesson on the US Supreme Court included this statement from the teacher: "The Supreme Court made it legal to kill babies."
- Jeff Keezel
No data have yet clearly demonstrated that the advertising on children's television causes obesity.
- William Steiger, U.S. health departmennt official
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- The Riddle of Epicurus
Whatever we cannot easily understand we call God; this saves much wear and tear on the brain tissues.
- Edward Abbey
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.
- Lord Acton
I, a stranger and afraid
In a world I never made.
- A. E. Houseman, Last Poems, 12
The hour when earth's foundations fled,
Followed their mercenary calling,
And took their wages, and are dead.
Their shoulders held the sky suspended;
They stood, and earth's foundations stay;
What God abandoned, these defended,
And saved the sum of things for pay.
- A.E. Houseman, Last Poems, Epitaph on an Army of Mercenaries (XXXVI)
Oh stay with company and mirth
And daylight and the air;
Too full already is the grave
Of fellows that were good and brave
And died bacause they were.
- A.E. Houseman, Last Poems, XXXVIII >
Everything returns as before, and there is nothing new under the Sun, and man never changes although his clothes change and also the words of his language change.
- Mika Waltari "Sinuhe"
It's surprising what can be achieved in this world without the use of magic.
- Ekron, in The Astral Pulse Forums (htttp://www.astralpulse.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10412)
Mind is the Master-Power that moulds and makes,
And Man is Mind, and evermore he takes
The tool of Thought, and, shaping what he wills,
Brings forth a thousand joys, a thousand ills:-
He thinks in secret, and it comes to pass:
Environment is but his looking-glass.
- James Allen
Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
- Unknown
Sometimes the hardest thing is to do the right thing when it is the right time to do it
- Anonymous
15% of women in the US send themselves flowers on Valentines.
- Odd Fact, Source unknown
PCPitstop, a website dedicated to tweaking your system, has settled over a libel suit filed by Gator corporation, and was forced to remove any and all references to Gator as "spyware", as well as articles urging users to boycott the company.
In related news, bank robbery can now only be referred to as "professional forced fund reallocation."
- Karl Bode, "Don't Call Gator 'Spyyware' Or they'll see you in court..." (http://www.dslreports.com/shownews/34679)
May you live all the days of your life.
- Jonathan Swift (also an Irish toast)
BRISTOL, R.I. -- A student group at Roger Williams University is offering a new scholarship for which only white students are eligible, in a move they say is designed to protest affirmative action.
The application for the $250 award requires an essay on "why you are proud of your white heritage" and a recent picture to "confirm whiteness."
"Evidence of bleaching will disqualify applicants," says the application, issued by the university's College Republicans.
Jason Mattera, 20, who is president of the College Republicans, said the group is parodying minority scholarships at Roger Williams and making a statement.
"We think that if you want to treat someone according to character and how well they achieve academically, then skin color shouldn't really be an option," he said. "Many people think that coming from a white background you're automatically privileged, you're automatically rich, and your parents pay full tuition. That's just not the case."
- By Associated Press, 2/16/2004. ";Students promote 'whites only' award: Group says aim is quota protes"
In the United States, though power corrupts, the expectation of power paralyzes.
- J.W. Galbraith
First of all, I say "black." I say "black" because most black people prefer "black." I don't say "people of color." People of color sounds like something you see when you're on mushrooms. Besides, the use of people of color is dishonest. It means precisely the same as colored people. If you're not willing to say "colored people," you shouldn't be saying "people of color."
Besides, the whole idea of color is bullshit anyway. What should we call white people? "People of no color?" Isn't pink a color? In fact, white people are not really white at all, they're different shades of pink, olive, and beige. In other words, they're colored. And black people are rarely black.
- George Carlin
A professor at the University of Oslo explained that one reason for the disproportionate Muslim share of the rape market was that in their native lands "rape is scarcely punished" because it is generally believed that "it is women who are responsible for rape."
- http://www.jacobsen.no/anders/blog/arcchives/2002/08/22/scary_but_important.html
"Maybe we should start a betting pool: Which European country will be the first to institute shari'a?"
- Little Green Footballs (http://www.litttlegreenfootballs.com/) [The code of law based on the Qur'an]
Shall we call fat people, "people of size?"
- George Carlin
KNOXVILLE (AP) -- A Knoxville banker says she's made her point and has withdrawn her federal lawsuit over the Super Bowl halftime show.
Terry Carlin had filed suit and sought class-action status for it, asking for billions of dollars on behalf of viewers she claimed were injured by the exposing of one of singer Janet Jackson's breasts.
Jackson and singer Justin Timberlake have apologized and said a piece of Jackson's costume that was expected to remain in place didn't.
Carlin filed the suit last week against Jackson, Timberlake, MTV, CBS and Viacom.
Really though, to be deadly serious for a moment, the big problem is one of respect. I don't get any respect online. Most people don't. I try to respect others and treat them as I wish to be treated but that only goes so far. There are always people who can interrupt my play experience and they don't care. The anonymity of online relationships enables them to act without consequence or fear of reprisal. Online people act in a fashion they would never entertain in person.
- City Of Lost Game Designers, Chapter 22, http://www.penny-arcade.com/morgantwo.php3
The great monotheistic religions have a tradition of enforcing their fiats with threats of post mortem reprisals. Unfortunately, it's difficult for many people to grasp the concept of eternal, unceasing torment, which makes it an inefficient behavior modification tool
- World O' Crap
I have no superstitions at all. I've never allowed superstition to bother me in any respect. Religion is organized superstition
- James Randi
Yes, a lot of people absolutely require it [religion]. They haven't got the faith in their own abilities, they fear the future, and they are very hesitant to assume that anything that they can decide will be better than some deity who knows everything. Of course, my argument is if the deity knows everything, he would have told you. Not only that, if he's omnipotent, nothing you say or do in the way of prayer is going to change his mind, and since he's omniscient, he already knows whether you're going to pray and what you're going to say when you pray. It just doesn't make any sense at all to me.
- James Randi
Folks are far more apt to go out with a surprised ejaculation, however, then an expiring abjuration like, "Marry her, Jake. Bible says it ain't good for a man to be alone." If I happen to be the writer of such a death bed scene, I'd choose "Son of a bitch" over "Marry her, Jake" every time. We understand that fiction is a lie to begin with. To ignore the truth inside the lie is to sin against the craft, in general, and one's own work in particular.
- Stephen King
"Marriage has been undermined by divorce, so don't tell me about marriage. You're not going to lecture me about marriage. People should look at their own life and look in their own mirror. Marriage has been undermined for a number of years if you look at the facts and figures on it. Don't blame the gay and lesbian, transgender and transsexual community. Please don't blame them for it."
- Mayor Daley, NYC
Fact is stranger than fiction. If you have any doubt about that, take a good look at Michael Jackson the next time you see him on the television news.
I don't have anything against people who are different. Still, there is a line few of us dare cross. Beyond the conformity of the herd, beyond free thinking individuality, there is a no-man's land you cannot cross without turning into something alarming and, in extreme cases, monstrous.
What has this to do with vampires?
Nothing directly, but I'm sure I'm not the only horror writer who is filled with dark inspiration whenever I see his weirdly inhuman, mask-like face.
- http://www.thevampire.com/weblog/
"Gamer Nuremburg Defense", characterized by the cry: "Not my fault, I was just following my character concept."
- "But I Vas Chust Follwink Mein Chharacter Concept!" by Greg Stolze from the Vampire Player's Guide for Vampire Revised (aka Vampire 3rd Edition).
Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
- Mark Twain
IJWTS that Teresa and I were ourselves married in San Francisco, in our back yard on March 23, 1979, and we don't see why our friends of the same-sex persuasion should be denied this privilege.
The minister who performed the marriage is now the official biographer of Robert A. Heinlein. Several people who were present at the ceremony are regulars or semi-regulars in our weblog comment sections. Dying young is strange; getting old is stranger.
- Patrick Nielsen Hayden, Electrolite [hhttp://nielsenhayden.com/electrolite], February 21, 2004, 10:28 PM
"The governor has always been a champion for human rights. He supports equal rights and opposes all forms of discrimination. However, he is opposed to same-sex marriage," said Marsha Catron.
- Some Gay Couples Marry in New Mexico, AP, Feb 20, 7:58 PM EST
Julia was a 'bot that ran on the Time Traveller multi-user dungeon, a chat system popular in the early 1990s, and was written to help human players get to grips with the virtual world.
Julia's was created to be a hockey-loving ex-librarian with attitude - a combination that proved irresistible for some.
One user, called Barry, never worked out that Julia was just a program.
Some of their conversations were eerily human.
At one point Barry spent 13 days trying to Julia to go on a virtual date with him.
Chalk one up for the machines.
- Mark Ward, "Has Text-porn finallyy made computers 'human'?"
People do try to catch out the personalities that Natachata assumes, but Mr Luttrell has seeded it with a bit of real world knowledge to make it harder to catch out.
Some users work out it is a machine, he said, and never come back. But, worryingly, some like the fact that it is a machine.
"There is about 5% who realise it is a computer and use it even more because of that," said Mr Luttrell.
Of course these examples could be taken as humans failing the Turing test rather than machines passing it.
- Mark Ward, "Has Text-porn finallyy made computers 'human'?"
In addition, there is a listserv called Internet Addiction Support Group ran by New York psychiatrist Ivan Goldberg which aids people who may be addicted. Interested people should send an email to listserv@netcom.com with no subject and only "subscribe i-a-s-g" in the text
- http://www.units.muohio.edu/psybersitee/cyberspace/addiction/irc.shtml
Now Jim Kendall, besides bein' a jokesmith and a pretty good drinker, well Jim was quite a lady-killer. I guess he run pretty wild durin' the time he was on the road for them Carterville people, and besides that, he'd had a couple little affairs of the heart right here in town. As I say, his wife could have divorced him, only she couldn't.
But Jim was like the majority of men, and women, too, I guess. He wanted what he couldn't get.
- Ring Larder, "Haircut"
(For the record, while I love getting letters from kids, I think the practice of obliging students to write to authors as part of school projects counts either as cruelty to children or cruelty to authors.)
- Neil Gaiman
I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them.
- Susan Sontag
I recognize that just because the story had a theological happy ending doesn't mean that the Crucifixion was anything other than horrific. (Jews probably should not go around saying, "Yeah we killed Jesus-and you're welcome.")
- http://slate.msn.com/id/2088417/
So, really the answer to the question "Who killed Jesus?" should be: Who cares? Theologically, the answer is irrelevant, which means Christians can stop blaming Jews and Jews can stop being defensive. And people of both faiths can get back to disagreeing about more important things like whether you get more presents at Hanukkah or Christmas.
- http://slate.msn.com/id/2088417/
Most scientists who have studied brains and tried to figure out what consciousness is have started with the assumption that a brain is some kind of computer and that consciousness is is a new property that emerges from complex computation. I personally think that's a very silly assumption to make. But there is traditionally a huge split between the people who think that consciousness is some peculiar by-product of a fundamentally material universe, versus the people who think that consciousness exists eternally and the material universe is a temporary structure that it is manifested in. Oh and maybe a third category of people who think that some external deity made the whole thing, and it is none of our business to mess with it. Anyway, some of these camps might come closer together if it can become more clear what brains are really doing and what they have to do with consciousness.
- Flemming Funch, "Brain does quanttum computing"
Pyrotechnic prose may light your fire, but your readers will most likely respond by reaching for the extinguisher.
- Charlie Stross
Are there any calico cats at the residence?" they inquired of embassy staff. Ashcroft, who would be dining with Schneider, considered such creatures "instruments of the Devil," his people explained. (Ashcroft has denied any antipathy toward calico cats.)
- Vanity Fair, Febuary 2004
My Son Just Came Out of the Closet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.
- T-shirt spotted at a gay pride parade
Gibson, interviewed by the Herald Sun in Australia, was asked if Protestants are denied eternal salvation. "There is no salvation for those outside the (Catholic) church," Gibson replied. "I believe it."
He elaborated: "Put it this way. My wife is a saint. She's a much better person than I am. Honestly. She's, like, Episcopalian, Church of England. She prays, she believes in God, she knows Jesus, she believes in that stuff. And it's just not fair if she doesn't make it; she's better than I am. But that is a pronouncement from the chair. I go with it."
- Mel on hell: Even the missus may miss out on salvation, February 12, 2004
"I think I'm probably one of the only true Christians in the sense that Jesus may have intended. Jesus was the first sex symbol, rock star, magician, hippie, drug dealer - whatever he was, he was someone who had some views, and I don't think he was any different from someone like me.
Some idiot hundreds of years from now may have a Marilyn Manson T-shirt, and a bunch of people are gonna pray to it, and they're gonna make little Marilyn Manson necklaces that everybody wears."
- Marilyn Manson
Harare - The United States was trying to remove Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe from power with millions of condoms as weapons, state radio in Zimbabwe said on Wednesday.
It said President George Bush's regime was behind the "rebranding" of prophylactics that carry a bright red and yellow sticker advertising "revolutionary condoms" and a message urging Zimbabweans to "get up, stand up!"
A bulletin said condoms carrying a sticker with "an oppositional political message" were being distributed throughout Zimbabwe "in what appears to be collusion between opposition groups and a United States-based condom manufacturer".
The radio said the appearance of the redecorated condom packets was "not surprising, since the United States government has made it clear it is working toward changing of the regime in Zimbabwe, using, among other things, the media".
- Weapons of mass condoms, 03/03/2004 117:59 - (SA)
12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage will Ruin Society
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
10. Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
- http://grove.ufl.edu/~ggsa/gaymarriagee.html
You do not make the weak strong by making the strong weak.
- Abraham Lincoln
I am getting to know Microsoft Frontpage, which is sort of like going on a date with a guy you always despised.
- Teri Zipf, poet and freelance technicaal writer
A Jewish theologian at the end of World War II said any theology worth believing had to be credible in the light of burning babies. This is a brutal, a painful image and one I do not easily name. But the truth is religious liberals are guilty of glossing over the problem of human evil.
- Dr. M. Maureen Killoran, "The Siin Eaters" (Sermon delivered 30/09/02) http://www.main.nc.us/uuca/SIN_EATERS.htm
The most important advice I can pass on to any of you who plan to become professional, full-time writers is "learn to be HONEST with yourself." In our world, in our lives, honesty isn't always easy. We want so desperately to believe that certain things are true that sometimes we end up fooling ourselves. Sometimes we end up actually believe the stuff that we tell other people. And, for a writer, that's death.
- Robert Weinberg, Writing Full Time - AA User's Guide
I always wanted to be a writer. Since I was 11. I started writing when I was 16, on a 5,000 lb Smith Corona typewriter (previously used as an anchor for a battleship). I never gave up and now I am a full-time writer. What's the best thing about it - the best thing about being a full time writer?
I can wear my slippers all day around the house. Since I don't go out to work, I rarely ever have to wear shoes. I hate shoes. Along with that, I have worn a suit and tie twice in the past four years. A funeral and a wedding.
Slippers. That's why I'm a writer. No doubt about it.
- Robert Weinberg, Writing Full Time - AA User's Guide
The world is not against you. Nor is the world on your side. The world just doesn't care.
- Thomas Hardy
Without civilization, man would be one of the feeblest and least intelligent of animals.
- Dr. Jean-Marc Gasspard Itard, speakingg about Victor, the wild child of Aveyron
"I am wolf of the night, I am wolf woman of the day. ... I have claws, teeth, fangs, hair .. ang anguish is my prey at night ... powerless is my cause. I am what I am and will always roam the earth after death .. I will continue to search for perfection and salvation."
- Testimony of a woman convinced she wass a wolf, American Journal of Psychiatry (1977)
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Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity (as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of "kill everyone who doesn't smell bad and doesn't answer to the name Mohammed"). ...
In fact, Jesus' distinctive message was: People are sinful and need to be redeemed, and this is your lucky day because I'm here to redeem you even though you don't deserve it, and I have to get the crap kicked out of me to do it
- Ann Coulter, "The Passion of the Liberal"
I just wanted to say that Ann Coulter is shithouse nuts. She wants to shoot rational discourse in the head, fuck the corpse, and then stick the liberals with the bill for the funeral.
- Scott Lynch, Making Light comment (htttp://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/003663.html#28358)
The iggle squigs trazed wombly in the harlish goop.
- H.A. Gleeson, Jr., An Introduction to Descriptive Linguistics (1956).
I am angry that so many of the sons of the powerful and well-placed... managed to wangle slots in Reserve and National Guard units ... Of the many tragedies of Vietnam, this raw class discrimination strikes me as the most damaging to the ideal that all Americans are created equal and owe equal allegiance to their country.
- Colin Powell.
Before leaving the question of divorce, I should like to distinguish two things which are very often confused. The Christian conception of marriage is one; the other is the quite different question -- how far Christians, if they are voters or members of Parliament, ought to try to force their views of marriage on the rest of the community by embodying them in the divorce laws.
A great many people seem to think that if you are a Christian yourself you should try to make divorce difficult for everyone. I do not think that. At least I know I should be very angry if the Mohammedans tried to prevent the rest of us from drinking wine. My own view is that the Churches should frankly recognize that the majority of the British people are not Christians and, therefore, cannot be expected to live Christian lives.
There ought to be two distinct kinds of marriage: one governed by the State with rules enforced on all citizens, the other governed by the Church with rules enforced by her on her own members. The distinction ought to be quite sharp, so that a man knows which couples are married in a Christian sense and which are not.
- C.S. Lewis, from "Mere Christianiity."
This critique is often put: American Catholics make up 5% of the world's Catholic population, but they get 80% of the Catholic world's annulments.
I frankly feel that this is the shallowest of all tribunal criticisms. Americans make up 6% of the world's population, but they account for 100% of the men on the moon. So what? America functions. Much of the rest of the world does not.
- Edward Peters, "Annulments in Ameerica"
Q: How will we have free will in the next life if we won't be able to choose to do evil? And if we can choose evil, how do we know we will not Fall again?
A: We will still be free to choose to do any good thing; we simply will not be able to choose to do evil things.
- http://www.cin.org/users/james/questioons/q035.htm
The Perfect Companion to The Passion. Order Now! Be sure to get your copy before Good Friday!
March 03, 2004 / If you've seen -- or are planning to see -- Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, here's the perfect companion DVD to take you deeper into the experience of what Christ suffered for each of us. When God Died is the fruit of years of research by Dr. Thomas W. McGovern, a dermatologist of national renown, educated at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn., and Yale University. Dr. McGovern combines his medical expertise with biblical and historical insights to help you understand and appreciate the magnitude of Christ's salvific work.
Dr. McGovern builds on decades of study by fellow physicians intrigued by what actually happened to Christ's body in those 18 hours that changed humanity. Find out:
* How it was possible for Jesus to sweat blood
* What scourging really entailed
* What the crown of thorns was really like
* The impact of carrying the cross
* What crucifixion did to Christ's body
* The impact of the sequence of tortures
* How powerful it really was for Christ to say, "Father, forgive them, they know not what they are doing."
The Passion of the Christ gives you a powerful artistic rendering of the most significant event in history. Now aid your prayer and meditation on the ultimate act of sacrificial love by understanding what Christ accepted as the way to free us from sin and death.
- Catholic.net, "When God Died"t;
Will you ever begin to understand the meaning of the soil beneath your very feet? From a grain of sand to a great mountain, all is sacred. Yesterday and tomorrow exist eternally upon this continent. We natives are the guardians of this sacred place.
- Peter Blue Cloud
We recognize our relationship to the past and to our future because they are the same thing.
- Winona LaDuke, Anishinabe
Our robotic inspectors on the surface, the rovers, have yet to find vast stockpiles of water, but keep in mind that Mars is a planet far larger than France and California combined. The rovers are also likely the victims of deception -- the Martians could easily be moving the water to keep it hidden from the slow-moving and gullible rovers. (As Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has said, inspections on the ground are 'a sham.')
NASA has produced thousands of pages of data from its Martian rovers, but nowhere does any of this reporting come clean with conclusive evidence of what happened to the water that we all know was there.
Failure to provide such conclusive evidence may constitute a "material breach" -- providing legal grounds for the invasion of Mars which, sources say, President Bush has been intent on all along.
- Fred Clark, Slacktivist.typepod.com
Question: Where does God live?
Answer: Originally, God lived just above the solid dome that covered the flat earth during Bible times. He had a panic attack when some men began to build a tower which would reach to Heaven.
God realised that all men had a common language and would be able to work together to achieve what they wanted. God could not stand the idea of peace and cooperation by all men so he put an end to that by confounding their language and scattering them. That should tell you something about how Gods mind works. After that God was forced to move away from the flat earth so that he could avoid being found. Now that we have powerful telescopes and space probes God has been forced to move into another dimension.
- Answers to questions about God that chhildren ask, http://members.optusnet.com.au/~barry.og/Questions.html
Question: Why did they beat up Jesus?
Answer: If you read the Bible you will see that Jesus set out to cause trouble and was rightly called on it. Jesus was not a nice person and nobody uses him as a role model.
- Answers to questions about God that chhildren ask, http://members.optusnet.com.au/~barry.og/Questions.html
Question: Why does God let wars happen?
Answer: God allows wars and other nasties as part of his overall plan to play cruel games with us. God could stop all wars and fights in this world, but God wants humans to fight. Basically God is an arsehole.
- Answers to questions about God that chhildren ask, http://members.optusnet.com.au/~barry.og/Questions.html
Question: How did God make everyone else after Adam and Eve?
Answer: God gave all the animals sexual lust so that they would reproduce, then commanded humans to resist that lust. Evolution provided the huge variety we now have. God sometimes steps in to ensure that some babies are born dead or deformed. It's all part of God plan to inject tragedy into peoples lives.
- Answers to questions about God that chhildren ask, http://members.optusnet.com.au/~barry.og/Questions.html
Myth: Jesus turned water into wine out of good will.
Fact: Jesus was a raging alcoholic and used any excuse to get wasted.
Myth: Niether Jesus nor Hitler ever employed groups of goblins as assasins.
Fact: Jesus and Hitler BOTH employed groups of goblins as assasins
- http://www.jesusishitler.com/
Some of the best things in life are free:
Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.
- http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=boiiling_blood
In December, the CEO of a California-based high tech firm told me that "there is no amount of overtime that we will not pay, there is no level of temporary services that we will not use, there is no level of outsourcing or offshoring that we will not do, in order to prevent us from having to hire one new, permanent worker in the U.S."
As I travel around the country, meeting with business leaders, I hear similar, though less succinct thoughts in almost every sector and every part of the country. U.S. wages, health care, and other benefit costs have gotten so high -- and the press by investors for high stock prices is so great -- that the premium is on wringing every last bit of work out of as few employees as possible, to do anything but incur the costs of adding permanent employees
- Charlie Cook
Literary is a work very difficult to do, and poetry from the heart has more power than poetry from the head.
- Julia A Moore, "The Sweet Singer of Michigan"
The FBI has arrested a Dutch man in connection with a $2.8m stock fraud. Shamoon Rafiq, who has been living in New York City since October 2003, sold non-existent Google stock prior to the company's impending IPO.
Rafiq told his victims he was a limited partner of prominent venture capital firm Kleiner, Perkins, Caufield & Byers. He falsely claimed to be involved with what he said were "the ongoing efforts of Google to execute an IPO".
Among the victims were several financially successful and sophisticated members of the international technology and business community, the FBI says. These include a New York investment banker, the chairman of a global telecom company, a brokerage firm executive and counsel for a telecommunications company.
- http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/66/36229.html
i did write something here but i was hacked just 5 minuites ago by someone who didnt want me to post a valuble message here any whay the ip thats voilating freedom of speech here is [211.59.92.67] this character doesnt want me to say anything so i will anyway
adiable magic is spy ware and spy ware is illegal
ill sue anyone of them of they try to violate my privacty and my rights
i can understand going after people who sell these works but people who file share a re mostly people who cant afford the outrageos prices they ask for
we are heading in the direction of a corporation run police state and these attempts only allow those who want a police state to happen are pushing for this voilation of our rights
IM TELLING YA THIS FACSIST CRAP MAKES ME SICK
ANY WAY IM POOR AND THY CANT HET A DIME OUTTA ME IM HOMLESS LIVING WITH A FRIEND RIGHT NOW AND IF I GET CAUGHT UP WE CAN JUST LEAVE THATS THE BEATUY OF APARTMENTS 1 ADDRESS HUNDREDS OF POSSIBILITIES
LIVE BY THERI EXAMPLE, YOU DO WHAT THEY SAY WHEN THEY WANT IT HOW THEY WANT IT
LIVE LIKE AN AMERICAN AOUTOMATICALLY YOUR ACCUSED OF MANIFEST DESTINY AND YOUR A TERRORIST BECAUSE YOU LIKE FREEDOM OF SPEECH
THIS IS A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE FOR OUR CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE WELL HAVE JUST AS GREEDY POLOTICIANS AS WE DO NOW
WE WERE TAUGHT TO SHARE AS CHILDREN AND NOW AS WE GROW OLDER WE ARE TAUGHT TO BE SELFISH SPITE FUL AND GREEDY IS THIS WHAT WE WANT FOR OUR CHILDREN
A SOCIETY OF GREED AND HATE FOR THE PEOPLE IN POVERTY
THIS IS JUST A NOTHER TACTIC BY RICH PEOPLE TO STEAL OUR MONEY
THIS IS MARTHAT STEWART AND ENRONN ALL OVER AGAIN EXEPT THEIRS NO OVER STATING THE MARKET THIS IS JUST DOWN RIGHT RACKETTERING ANY WAY IM NOT IN A POLICE STATE SO THE RIAA AMN MPAA CAN SUCK A DONKEY DICK
AND GO BACK TO FUCKING TALIBAN CONTRY TYOU FACSIST FUCKS
- Dub, "another illeagal strategy&qquot; Tuesday, March 9 2004 11:54:06 AM [re: RIAA seeks outside help in 'piracy' battle]
IF YOU RIIA AND MPAA DONT LIKE COPYING THINGS I SUGGEST YOU GO TO A DICTATOR SHIP FRIENDLY COUNTRY AND GET THE HELL OUTTA OURS YOU FUCKING NON PATRIOTIC TRAITORS
IF CONGRESSES OLD DINOSAUR ASSES FALL FOR THEIR BULLSHIT MY FATHER AND HIS FATHER AND ALL OUR FORFATHERS DIED FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND WE WILL HAVE FINALLY TAKEN THE FIRST STEP INTO A POLICE STATE
THE FIRST WILL BE THE ABOLISHMENT OF THE FIRST AMMENDMANT, NAMELY GUNS
SECOND FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS NOW BIENG BANNED IN COURTS ALL OVER DURING THE 321 STUDIOS BULLSHIT I MEAN CMON WHERE IS THIS JUDGE FROM FUCKING CUBA OR WHAT
THIRD THERE WILL BE BANS ON WHAT TO SAY IT WILL END UP JUST LIKE DEMOLITUION MAN IN MY OPINION
- Him again, same topic, Tuesday, March 9 2004 6:00:40 PM
"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter."
- President George W Bush Jr, Advising qquail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004
[a metaphor for the aliens> :)]
"The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."
- President George W Bush Jr, Washingtonn, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003
"Our country puts $1 billion a year up to help feed the hungry. And we're by far the most generous nation in the world when it comes to that, and I'm proud to report that. This isn't a contest of who's the most generous. I'm just telling you as an aside. We're generous. We shouldn't be bragging about it. But we are. We're very generous."
- President George W Bush Jr, Washingtonn, D.C., July 16, 2003
"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."
- President George W Bush Jr, Washingtonn, D.C., May 19, 2003
Still, anti-anti-bully advocates do have a point in that, of the millions of American schoolchildren subjected to public ridicule and physical abuse by the nation's bullies, only a few dozen have resorted to blowing away their classmates. Bullies don't kill people, victims of bullies kill people ... and not very many at that.
- Ted Rall, "Bully for Them: Here ccomes the anti-anti-bullying backlash" [http://www.motherjones.com/commentary/columns/2001/06/rall_bully.html]
In a utilitarian age, of all other times, it is a matter of grave importance that fairy tales should be respected.
- Charles Dickens
Why would a good God create a bad Devil?
- Thomas Paine
There's only one golden rule: People can really, really suck if they want to.
- Tim, http://www.lemmesplain.blogspot.ccom/
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
- Paul Guaguin
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'
- Jake Johanson
Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day of boot camp, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth. On his second day, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. The Army is still looking for him
- Unknown
The point is that in most Juvenile Fiction, parents must be dead, absent, or ineffectual, because if they were alive, present, and involved, they'd solve the character's problems for them. So the author contrives to get these people out of the way, to show them surviving in a world they're unprepared for, but are nevertheless thrust into. Isn't this the crux of all those hellacious games that Tynes is on about? Something dire's going on, the police/lord/God/principal isn't doing anything about it, so it's time to step in. It's useful to look at why these stories are so very appealing, especially to adolescents. Basically, they've been given intimations of adult authority, and yet our society is designed to cushion them from the blow of true responsibility. They resent the hell out of being left back, though if they took a look at other cultures where the hammer falls hard at a young age, they probably wouldn't talk so much.
So why is this appealing to adults? Well, there's a lot of reasons, first and foremost it reminds us of a time when we were a little more idealistic. I'm a firm believer that the moment you accept hypocrisy as a rule in life is the moment you 'grow up,' and for those people who have never truly accepted it, stories of active resistance in the face of an uncaring society has enormous appeal. The society we've fashioned has a lot of holes, and while it's worth hanging onto, one can still fantasize about sticking it to The Man while you stick it to the forces of darkness.
- Tim Toner, the UA Mailing List
Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap.
If I write a crappy comic book, it doesn't cost the budget of an emergent Third World nation. When you've got these kinds of sums involved in creating another two hours of entertainment for Western teenagers, I feel it crosses the line from being merely distasteful to being wrong.
... To paint comic books as childish and illiterate is lazy. A lot of comic books are very literate - unlike most films.
- Alan Moore
There's nothing actually wrong, and plenty that's good, about an impulse to understand and defend the unpopular. The problem is that unpopularity, by itself, isn't a reliable marker for worthiness. If you really do use it as your compass for discerning what to "try to understand" and "stick up for," you'll wind up sticking up for some very bad people, at the expense of some people who actually deserve your support.
This is because sometimes individuals are "unpopular" because everybody else is being a shit, and sometimes they're "unpopular" because other people are exercising reasonable judgement. If you lump the two kinds of situations together indiscriminately, you'll get morally incoherent results.
- Patrick Nielsen Hayden
And we know for certain
That some happy day
Someone will set the spark off
And we will all be blown away
They're rioting in Africa
There's strife in Iran
What nature doesn't do to us
Will be done by our fellow man.
- They're Rioting in Africa (The Merry MMinuet)
Art is the objectification of feeling.
- Suzanne Langer
It is the spirit of the game, not the letter of the rules, which is important. Never hold to the letter written, nor allow some barracks room lawyer to force quotations from the rule book upon you, if it goes against the obvious intent of the game. As you hew the line with respect to conformity to major systems and uniformity of play in general, also be certain the game is mastered by you and not your players.
Within the broad parameters given in the AD &D volumes, you are the creator and final arbiter. By ordering things as they should be, the game as a whole first, your campaign next, and your participants thereafter, you will be playing AD&D as it was meant to be. May you find much pleasure in doing so as the rest of us!
- Afterward to the 1e AD&D DMG.
You don't get something for nothing, you cant have freedom for free, you dont get wise while the sleep is in your eyes, no matter what your dreams might be."
- Rush, "Something for nothing"t;
Pardo's First Postulate: Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Arnold's Addendum: Everything else causes cancer in rats.
Laboratories are the #1 cause of cancer in rats
- Unknown
Here's the simplest statement I can make: If Mormonism were a cult, I would know it, and I would not be in it.
- Orson Scott Card
I rely on my personality for birth control.
- Liz Winston
"It is ridiculous claiming that video games influence children. For instance, if Pac-man affected kids born in the eighties, we should by now have a bunch of teenagers who run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music."
- Unknown
If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain -- do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
- Warren Ellis
Cogito ergo sum.
Quotation from French philosopher Descartes attempting to prove that he existed. Usually translated as 'I think, therefore I am'.
- The Phrase Finder
Apocalypticism is a form of spiritual hedonism and narcissism in which an individual's struggle for survival is the only story still worth telling, but in a sense that murders any notion of heroism.
- John Tynes
GOD'S LAW OF INEQUALITY
We have heard it said that if those of us who are adherents to Mankind First ever come to power there would be less tolerance in this country than there is now. I would have to agree with that statement. Because, we would bring this country back under God's law! We are not in this fight to regain a piece of paper that doesn't even mention God! [i.e., the U.S. Constitution]. It's because of that piece of paper that we're in the mess we're in now...Tolerance towards machines, is the whole problem! We would have God's law...there would be NO tolerance.
- The Anti-Robot Militia, http://unite-aand-resist.cloudmakers.org/mankindfirst.html
Question: I saw a U.F.O. It was about four feet by three feet. The top half was red and the bottom half was yellow, like a light. It crashed into my window and then flew away. Was it an alien space craft?
--question from Ontario, Canada
- http://www.abduct.com/question/q07.htmm
Question: Why do aliens abduct people?
Question: Why am I unable to remember my abductions?
Question: Why am I unable to remember my abductions?
- from the list at http://www.abduct.comm/question/question.htm
Question: Is lack of male sex drive a symptom of abduction?
Question: Is my doctor an alien?
Question: Why is my ass all red and bloody from a rectal probe?
Question: Why was an elf traveling next to my car?
Question: Why did I wake up nude in my backyard?
Question: Did an abduction make me late for work?
- from the list at http://www.abduct.comm/question/question.htm
i almost hope for the sake of these people that alien abductions are real. cuz it scares me that people that crazy are left to roam the world free, otherwise.
- baliadoc
Question: I am 5'1" tall and my waist measures 24" in circumference. Can the carrier be adjusted to fit me?
- http://www.ergobabycarrier.com/faq.htmml#7
Date 97-06-06: Perhaps you have heard by now about the little iridescent green light that buzzed us out at Lake Monroe [Bloomington, Indiana], one night in June (I likened its appearance to a lightning bug on speed). Well, according to Bruce Morrison in Gulf Breeze [Florida], a golf ball sized green object flew down into the midst of his group of skywatchers one night, then zipped away. Down there, folks refer to these lights as, "Tinker Bells." If I had to guess, I'd say the behavior of these little supercharged fireflies suggest their function may be that of a surveillance probe.
Oh yes, that reminds me. Some friends who went up on "the hill" recently, encountered small white lights that came down and "flew through the group" (more probes?). Speaking of "the hill"- Is there a "swishy" something up there watching us while we are watching the night sky? More than one person has seen or felt some as yet, unexplained presence. Perhaps it is simply active imagination. Perhaps not. If there is someone or something up there, then I'd like to think maybe they're just happy to have some company for a change! Anyway, if you want to find out for sure, then you will just have to make some time to go with us up on "THE HILL!"
- by Lynn Taylor, UFO Investigator, Assoociation for Aerial Anomaly Research and Cataloging (AAARC)
MONTPELLIER, France (AP) - A Frenchman was convicted for trying to run over a pedestrian he mistook for Osama bin Laden.
The 35-year-old, identified as a struggling artist named Pierre, was sentenced Tuesday by a court in this southern France city to a three-month suspended prison term and ordered to pay euro500 ($615) to the victim, who was unharmed.
The man's lawyer, David Mendel, said his client was traumatized by last week's terror attacks in Madrid and was temporarily the "victim of a hallucination," while driving Monday through Montpellier's historic center.
The victim, a man in his 30s, was able to run from the oncoming car, which crashed along the side of a street.
"It wasn't bin Laden," Mendel said. "If it was, we would have won US$5 million."
The Madrid train bombings, which killed 201 people, increasingly appear to have been orchestrated by Islamic extremists with links to bin Laden's al-Qaida terror network.
- The Associated Press, "Man thoughht he was running over Bin Laden" (Published March 17 2004)
If you seek to express the best that is in yourself, you must search out the best that is in your people, for they are your problem, and you are indissolubly a part of them. It is for you to affirm that which they really wish to affirm. Namely the best that is in them. if the people seem to have but little faith, it is because they have been tricked so long. They are weary of dishonesty, more weary than they know, much more weary than you know. The American people are now in a stupor. Be on hand at the awakening.
- Architect Louis Sullivan 1906
It is later than you think.
- Chinese Proverb
I am the way into the city of woe.
I am the way to a forsaken people .
I am the way into eternal sorrow.
Sacred justice moved my architect.
I was raised here by divine omnipotence,
Primordial love and ultimate intellect.
Only those elements time cannot wear
Were made before me, and beyond time I stand.
Abandon all hope all ye who enter here.
- Dante, the Inferno (trans. John Ciardii)
Adams:
Mr. Jefferson' dear Mr. Jefferson
I'm only 41; I still have my virility
And I can romp through Cupid's Grove with great agility
But life is more than sexual combustibility
- from the movie "1776"
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again.
- TV listing for the movie "The Wizzard of Oz"
I'm a patriot. I love my decadent, cosmopolitan, self-indulgent, racially-mixed, godless, intellectually dilletante, drug-abusing, promiscuous, queer-loving country. And its flag is the Stars and Stripes.
- Patrick Neilsen Hayden
I deeply resent the way this administration makes me feel like a nutbar conspiracy theorist.
- Teresa Neilsen Hayden
"If you take up one koan and investigate it unceasingly, your mind will die and your will will be destroyed. It is as though a vast, empty abyss lay before you, with no place to set your hand and feet. You face death and your bossom feels as if it is on fire. Then suddenly you are one with the koan, and body and mind are cast off ... This is known as seeing into one's nature."
- Unknown
Few people understand death. We usually do not suffer death by choice, but rather by stupidity and custom; and most people die because they do not know how to keep from dying.
- Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld
We make promises according to our hopes, and we keep them according to our fears.
- Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld
We do not have enough strength to follow all the implications of our reasoning.
- Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld
Better Than the Atkins Diet...
No -C-heney
No -A-shcroft
No -R-umsfeld
No -B-ush
- http://voiceofaveteran.blogspot.com/
You can win more friends with your ear than with your mouth.
- unknown (... aka: proof aural sex is bbetter than oral sex :p)
Hub: Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.
- from the movie "Secondhand Lions&"
'Not natural, in my view, sah. Not in favor of unnatural things.'
Vetinari looked perplexed. 'You mean, you eat your meat raw and sleep in a tree?'
- Terry Pratchett, "The Fifth Elephhant"
Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a terrible master.
- George Washington
The only knowlegde absolutely attainable by man is that life is meaningless.
- Leo Tolstoy
What we laugh at, we aren't frightened of.
- Brian Cooke, on Round the Horne
[that] which can be read with pleasure by an educated reader on first reading, and re-read with increased pleasure.
- Gene Wolfe's definition of good literaature
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
- E. B. White
I believe that a religion that exists only to tell you how good you are, and which never requires you to do anything you don't want to do or refrain from anything you do want to do, is a species of moral cotton candy.
I believe that of all the blessings we're given, one of the greatest is that we can occasionally make each other happy.
I believe that the cure for disliking organized religion is prolonged exposure to the disorganized sort.
- Teresa Neilsen Hayden
Statistics will prove anything, even the truth.
- Noël Moynihan
I believe that man is the augmentation of dust, and that death ends all but memory. I believe in the sufficiency of chance, the inescapability of time, and the interconnectedness of all things. I believe that defeat is permanent, and victory ephemeral.
I believe in the effort of listening, and the practise of stillness; that peace is better than war, and that war is better than submission. I believe permanence is an illusion of scale, and that knowledge is an illusion of history which works anyway.
I believe that what makes me like myself less, I should not do.
- Graydon Saunders
I would have joined a church if I had found one that preached one thing only: love thy neighbor as thyself.
- Abraham Lincoln
Faith is belief without evidence, and why would you want to believe something if there's no evidence for it?
- Carl Sagan
God says do what you wish, but make the wrong choice and you will be tortured for eternity in hell. That sir, is not free will. It would be akin to a man telling his girlfriend, do what you wish, but if you choose to leave me, I will track you down and blow your brains out. When a man says this we call him a psychopath and cry out for his imprisonment/execution. When god says the same we call him "loving" and build churches in his honor.
-- William C. Easttom II
Shudo - ("the way of youth") before there was NAMBLA, there was 'shudo.' the samurai were so macho that a lot of them didn't even want to go near women. so they would have lots of sodomy with young boys. Actually maybe that's how ninjas got invented: these kids had to be super sneaky to avoid the samurai penis. . . even today the 'samurai mistique' ,(which I can't spell), is used to lend a noble or traditional justification to kiddie porn. What's also surprising is a lot of this man-boy kiddie porn is YAOI- made by women. huh??
- Hentai dictionary: Japanese perversionns, fetishes and AV slang, http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/Adictionary.html
"We are going to make sure that downloading [music] stays illegal.''
- Helene Scherrer, Canada Federal Heritaage Minister (2004)
"We must get out of the way of thinking that death is the ultimate tragedy...It is only the man sunk in matter who calls the Angel of Death the great enemy. His esoteric name is the Opener of the gates of Life."
- Dion Fortune
A 37-year-old man, angry that a car splashed mud on him, was charged with slashing the tires on 548 cars (Bournemouth, England)
- Unknown
If they made tugboats bigger, they could be the boats the tugboats tug.
- Ajax
"Listen. This you have to understand. There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken."
- Stephen R Donaldson
Our world is ruled by people with issues, not brains.
- Unknown
Work is much easier than school, because once a week someone approaches you with money. This never happens at school, unless you are a drug dealer.
- Alyssa Brugman, Finding Grace
Among scientists, we are a commanding majority. Wanting to preserve and transmit a great culture, we even teach Sunday school and Hebrew classes. Many of the nation's clergy members are closet brights, I suspect. We are, in fact, the moral backbone of the nation: brights take their civic duties seriously precisely because they don't trust God to save humanity from its follies.
- Danei C Dennett, "The Bright Stuuff"
"The common measure of love is loss."
- Michael Waters
It should also be pointed out that I calculated exactly how strong someone would have to be (around the 1600+ mark for a large creature, achievable pre-30th through epic spellcasting/legendary commander abuse) to hit the 1 googol of damage mark
That's 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage, for those keeping count
- wizards.com D&D boards
Writers have a lot of reasons to have paranoid views. Writing is the ultimate paranoia-producing profession. You sit alone in a room and you brood.
- Patrick Neilsen Hayden
The United States is a country with a population of about 230 million, and selling 9000 copies sold is regarded as good. That suggests a reading public the size of Liechtenstein.
- Darrell Schweitzer
If I die, I forgive you; if I live, we shall see....
- Spanish Proverb
Actually, sociopaths tend to be extremely good with people. They are usually very charming. Social manipulators. Most of them are actors or drug dealers, I'd assume. Sociopaths have no real emotion. They lose all their emotion due to Society and evolve into this higher being with killer social skills. Sometimes they kill people too. They follow the killing with dance and song.
Psychopath is a much broader term. It can describe someone who thinks that they're Jesus or someone who thinks that The Man is hiding in his or her asshole and only comes out to visit on Halloween.
- http://www.barbelith.com/topic/1031
There's a Difference between a psychopath and a sociopath ... a psychopath can't help it ... a sociopath doesn't give a damn...
- Ryle Daup
Until my voice dies out, at last...
Until my voice dies out, I'll sing.
~Dir en Grey, "Amber" (Translated By Brian Stewart & Takako Sakuma)
"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck."
- Willy, Night of the Comet
Cogito ergo Doleo. (I think therefore I am depressed.)
- Unknown
"The secret we should never let the gamemasters know is that they don't need any rules."
- second-hand remark attributed to E. Gaary Gygax, via Allen Varney
Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.
- Alan Dean Foster, To The Vanishing Poiint
"Hushabye babies,
(Hush quite a lot)
Bad babies get rabies,
(and have to be shot)"
- W.C. Sellar & R.J. Yeatman
Upon his death, Morrison was cremated and his ashes turned into Frisbees.
- Walter Frederick Morrison, inventor off the Frisbee. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisbee)
Vampire watermelon
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
The belief in Vampire Watermelons is found in the Balkans. According to their traditions, any melon kept more than ten days or after Christmas will come alive, rolling around on the ground and growling. People naturally have little fear of the creatures. One of the main indications that a melon is about to undergo a vampiric transformation (or has just completed one) is the appearance of a drop of blood on it.
Like pumpkins, these fruit can become vampires; they are not considered very dangerous, particularly because they have no teeth. Virtually any kind of melon is susceptible, transforming if kept for more than ten days. They make growling sounds, are stained with traces of blood, and roll around to pester the living.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_wwatermelon
There isn't much to watch on American TV now unless you are into violence and/or canned laughter. Did you know that most of the laugh tracks they use are so old that the people you hear laughing at the sitcom are mostly dead? It seems appropriate.
- Ursula K. LeGuin
More than half the skill of writing lies in tricking the book out of your own head.
- Terry Pratchett
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts.
- US Senator D. Patrick Moynihan
About the size of an average phone book, McHugh's Annotations sports a friendly, sky-blue cover with quirky lettering, as if to say "Do Not Panic." Not a walk-through like Tindall's guide, nor a re-telling like Campbell's Skeleton Key, McHugh provides here exactly what the cover claims: a lot of annotations to Finnegans Wake. A goddamn whole lot of annotations. In fact, McHugh claims to have relocated his home to Dublin just to better understand the Wake. You have to admire that sort of obsession.
- http://www.themodernword.com/joyce/joyyce_crit_3.html
Bits of Miss Tick's teachings floated through her head: Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility. Witches deal with things. Never stand between two mirrors. Never cackle. Do what you must. Never lie, but you don't always have to be honest. Never wish. Especially don't wish upon a star, which is astronomically stupid. Open your eyes, then open your eyes again.
- Terry Pratchett,"A Hat Full of Sky"
She nodded to the distant, departing figure of Petilua.
"Friend of yours?" she said, as they set out.
"Er . . . if she is, I don't deserve it," said Tiffany.
"Hmm," said Mistress Weatherwax. "Well, sometimes we get what we don't deserve."
- Terry Pratchett,"A Hat Full of Skky"
"In stories, where the genie or the magic frog or the fairy godmother gives you three wishes . . . what's the third wish?"
"Ah, stories," said Granny. "That's easy. In any story worth the tellin', that knows about the way of the world, the third wish is the one that undoes the harm the first two wishes caused."
- Terry Pratchett,"A Hat Full of Skky"
The IFOCE is against at-home training of any kind. The IFOCE strongly discourages younger individuals from eating for speed or quantity under any circumstances. The IFOCE urges all interested parties to become involved in sanctioned events -- do not try speed eating home..
- The International Federation of Compettitive Eating, Inc.
2. Isn't this just some alt.folklore.ghost-stories in joke?
Maybe now, but not in the beginning. A few of the newsgroup denizens have taken what started as couple of highly personal accounts and run with them, blaming BEKs for the lack of quality sitcoms on television and having them spawn in Wal-Mart lobster tanks.
While this is all good-natured fun, and I understand and appreciate most of the humor, it has tended to obscure the origin of the term, my original story and how and why it came into wider use.
- from Brian Bethel's BEK Faq (Version 11.0)
"While his refusal to surrender a DNA sample might seem advantageous, let me assure you, it doesn't eliminate the problem. Gabriel Sandford is an excellent lawyer. He'll find a way around this, likely by bribing a medical laboratory to provide phony results."
"And willingness to bribe officials makes one an excellent lawyer?"
"Yes."
I opened my mouth, but nothing came out.
- Kelley Armstrong, "Dime Store Maggic"
"Cinderella"
What Cinderella had, I too
May have, a coach and four;
It beckons me, its milk-white steeds
Are champing at my door.
On any morning I can take
A sun-kissed cloud and light,
And make myself a jeweled robe,
And any star-lit night.
I, too, may have a diadem;
The magic of old days
Was never lost, but only this,
Belief in wonder ways.
What Cinderella had, I, too,
Might take from knowing skies;
New splendor glows but I, I have
Forgotten to be wise.
- George Elliston George, "Cinderellla Cargoes"
... relating more to what storytelling does: we use lies to tell the truth.
- Charles DeLint
It is all true,
It is not true.
The more I tell you,
The more I shall lie.
What is story but jesting Pilot's cry?
I am not paid to tell you the truth.
- Jane Yolen, from "The Storytellerr"
The questioning of prisoners of war shall be carried out in a language which they understand.
- Convention (III) relative to the Treattment of Prisoners of War. Geneva, 12 August 1949. (Part III : Captivity #Section I : Beginning of captivity_
{Well, there's one thing in favour of the US troops: Violence is a very common language.]
Through the centre, winding from left to right, was a long street and down it, spilling into the foreground, came the mob carrying baseball bats and torches For the faces of its members, he was using the innumerable sketches he had made of the people who came to Southern California to die: the cultists of all sorts, economic as well as religious, the wave, aeroplane, funeral and previeew watchers, all those poor devils who can only be stirred by the promise of miracles and then only to violence.
- Nathanel West, "The Day of the Loocust"
... what we seek in narrative fiction is that knowledge of death which is denied to us in our own lives; the death that writes finis to the life and therefore confers on it meaning.
- Peter Brooks
Maybe they [strippers] can shake their asses to end obesity. The slogan would be "Don't Masticate, Masturbate".
- Ellen Cleghorn
To sing, to laugh, to dream,
To walk in my own way and be alone,
Free, with an eye to see things as they are.
- Cyrano de Bergerac
Where do I come from?
Where am I going?
What is this pause inbetween?
- Jon Hendricks
"We are born broken. We live broken. We shall die broken."
- Gary Dennis, Portraits of Jesus: A Reaal Difference in a Very Broken World
This Earth
Made from the dust of our ancestors' bones
is where we dream of rivers
and the mystery of life we greet.
On this Earth
Made from the dust of our ancestors' bones
we are born broken
we live by mending
This Earth.
- The Sum of Us: Suns of the Phoenix 27::14
We are wounded spirits
in a promised land
Smack dab
in the middle of the Devil dark
Meet it with a heart that does not tremble
For we are the church of our fathers
until time makes history of us
and turns us to angels
or
dust
- The Sum of Us: Suns of the Phoenix 27::14
We are born broken. We live by mending. The Grace of God is the glue.
- Eugene O'Neill
Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it.
- Truman Capote
There is no truth so sublime but it may be trivial tomorrow in the light of new thoughts. People wish to be settled; only as far as they are unsettled is there any hope for them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The nail that stands out Will Be Hammered Down.
- Japanese Proverb
To argue that God is 'trying His best' to save all mankind, but that the majority of men will not let Him save them, is to insist that the will of the Creator is impotent.
- Arthur W. Pink
The Google Terrrorist
It was the lead item on the government's daily threat matrix one day last April. Don Emilio Fulci described by an FBI tipster as a reclusive but evil millionaire, had formed a terrorist group that was planning chemical attacks against London and Washington, D.C. That day even FBI director Robert Mueller was briefed on the Fulci matter. But as the day went on without incident, a White House staffer had a brainstorm: He Googled Fulci. His findings: Fulci is the crime boss in the popular video game Headhunter. "Stand down," came the order from embarrassed national security types.
- usnews.com, "Washington Whispers&"
Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.
- F. Forrester Church
Religion is a wizard, a sibyl . . .
She faces the wreck of worlds, and prophesies restoration.
She faces a sky blood-red with sunset colours that deepen into darkness, and prophesies dawn.
She faces death, and prophesies life.
- Felix Adler
Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.
- Mohandas K. Gandhi
One's religion is whatever one is most interested in.
- James Barrie
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
- Napolean Bonaparte
To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.
- Jorge Luis Borges
To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.
- Jorge Luis Borges
Religion is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody by circumstance.
- Theodore Herman Albert Dreiser
Jesus did not say "Go and make [heterosexuals]"; He said "go and make disciples."
"But" you ask, "isn't heterosexuality the opposite of homosexuality?" No! The opposite of homosexuality is holiness!
- http://www.christiananswers.net/q-crosss/cross-gaychange.html
There are no documented cases of conjoined triplets or quadruplets.
- http://zygote.swarthmore.edu/cleave4a..html
Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
- Anonymous
Only once did it appear as if the orange stitching on the rear pockets would become a thing of the past. The material shortage during World War II prompted Levi to contribute to the war effort by temporarily ceasing production of jeans with the trademark stitching on the rear pockets, as this was considered frivolous and wasteful. To avoid a break in continuity of the Levi tradition, the Company had the design hand painted on the rear pockets of each pair of jeans produced.
- Why are Blue Jeans traditionally sewn with Orange thread, http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/thread.asp
No statement, theological or otherwise, should be made that would not be credible in the presence of burning children
- Rabbi Irving Greenberg
To presume to contain God in this unknowing story of ours, to hold Him, circumscribe Him, the author of everything we can conceive and everything we cannot conceive
in our story of Him? Of her? Of whom? What in the name of our faith - what in God's name - do we think we are talking about?
- E. L. Doctorow, reflecting on Auschwittz
The self is not a substance one unearths by peeling away layers until one gets to the core, but an integrity one struggles to bring into existence.
- Rowan Williams
Whatever you do, make sure you go right to the top, because you sure as hell can't piss upwards on people.
- Grant Morrison
I know I'll sell more comics than the crawling half-men who believe we're all doomed in a 'shrinking market'. Look out of the window at the planet you live on, morons! There are billions of those bipeds and they keep making more of them!
How much bigger does the market have to get before we're eating Soylent fucking Green ? Get out and sell comics to these people! In the same way some idiot savant managed to convince them they needed Pokemon more than oxygen.
- Grant Morrison
"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you want to watch out for, cause you can never predict when they are about to do something incredibly stupid."
- Capt. Jack Sparrow
I've always said happiness is a passing fancy, but misery is something you can really build a life on.
- Judith Owen
Because it's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're going to offend.
- Big Fish
I have disected thousands of corpses, but never once found a soul.
- Unknown zoologist
I would like people to know that there were no nameless heroes, that they were human beings, that they had names, faces, longings and hopes. That is also the reason why the pain of the last of them was not smaller than the pain of the first whose name remained
- Julius Fucik, born in 1903, executed bby the Nazis in 1943
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
- Mahfouz Naguib
Mary Karol said she would recommend a cochlear implant for those who became deaf later in life or were used to hearing aids growing up. Otherwise, "it would be difficult to adjust."
Some they've met have been critical of their choice, believing they forced their children to have the implants, and blaming them for insurance cost increases.
The Matchetts understand the controversy about their decision. Some in the deaf community believe implants dilte their culture and prevent deaf people from embracing their deafness.
Doug said his implant doesn't make him less deaf. "It's like we have a much more powerful hearing aid," he said.
- Greg Livadas, "A family breaks thhe sounds of silence: Cochlear implants bring a new world to the four Matchetts, of Brighton, who all had controversial surgery together in March"
You've heard that no two snowflakes are alike, and you're pretty certain that this indicates an ethical failing on their part
You've always considered yourself to be good with children, making it quite a surprise when they all decide to hunt you down.
- theonion.com, horoscopes
Marx Pyle: What do you think of d20 and the OGL? Do you think it has been a good thing for role playing games?
Mark C. MacKinnon: I think that the collective gamer mentality that goes along with the propagation of the d20 System has set role-playing back many years. I know, I know -- it's odd hearing a publisher of successful d20 products saying such a thing. I think the d20 core has far too many details and strategy-game components to it, which de-emphasises the "role-playing of a character" and encourages the "gaming of a character." I'm a role-player, and not a gamer, which is why I see it that way.
- Interview with Mark C. MacKinnon, httpp://www.geocities.com/scifi_411/Opinion/goointerview.html
"Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"
To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time."
"The dog did nothing in the night-time."
"That was the curious incident," remarked Sherlock Holmes.
- Arthur Conan Doyle, "Silver Blazee"
As a result, one of the great unsettled questions in Sherlockian scholarship is "How many times was Watson married, and to whom?".
- sherlockian.net
"It's a lot more complicated than that -"
"No. It ain't. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts."
- Terry Pratchett, "Carpe Jugulum&qquot;
Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.
- Albert Camus
"Well, the way I see it, logic is only a way of being ignorant by numbers."
- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"t;
Every year,
everything
I have ever learned
in my lifetime
leads back to this:
the fires and the black river of loss
whose other side
is salvation,
whose meaning none of us will ever know.
To live in this world,
you must be able
to do three things:
to love what is mortal;
to hold it
against your bones knowing
your own life depends on it;
and, when the time comes to let it go,
to let it go."
- Mary Oliver, "In Blackwater Woodss"
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
- Unknown
Mr Brammer, who runs a shooting school at Shillingford, Devon, said: "There are so many parallels between country sports and established religions: we also have regalias, we have our own language and our own art.
"Those in the Jewish faith blow a horn, the shofar, and so do we.
"Hunting is a form of ritualised killing - in our case the odds of actual killing are stacked in favour of the animal to escape.
"We baptise our children by blooding them with the blood of that which we kill. Is this any more strange than dressing them in white and totally submerging them in water?"
- Daniel Foggo, "Hunt enthusiasts ccall faithful to Free Church of Country Sports"
the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
- http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
Ideology is a form of illiteracy. Those addicted to it are unable to understand anything other than what fits their pattern.
- John Saul
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
- Aaron Allston
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction
- Aaron Allston
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
- Aaron Allston
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
- Aaron Allston
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
- Aaron Allston
Life is like an analogy.
- Aaron Allston
In this book it is spoken of the sephiroth & the paths, of spirits & conjurations, of gods, spheres, & planes & many other things which may or may not exist. It is immaterial whether they exist or not. By doing certain things, certain results follow; students are most earnestly warned against attributing objective reality or philosophical validity to any of them."
- Aleister Crowley
Boss busted for spying on Chinese students with camera
TOKUSHIMA -- A company president who set up a surveillance camera in a dormitory for female Chinese trainee students "to prevent the trainees from disappearing" faces charges for peeping, police said.
- Manichi Daily News, Top 10 stories (#11)
Probe shows adults rampantly approaching kids for sex
Thousands of adults approached underage children for sex during 2003, a shocking Mainichi poll has showed. Prefectural police forces across Japan recorded over a gob-smacking 2,700 reported incidents of minors being approached for indecent acts during the calendar year.
Where are all the children? Japan's kids are disappearing
Children under 15 continue making up an increasing smaller number of the overall population, a sad fact the government released to mark the Children's Day national on Wednesday
- Manichi Daily News, Top 10 stories (#99 and #10)
Gross, 28, and Foster, 32, are the founding ministers of Fireproof Ministries, a nonprofit Christian outreach group that has launched a crusade against the multi-billion dollar pornography industry. Not content to preach to the converted, the duo took a more unorthodox tack: they launched XXXchurch.com, a "Christian porn site" to educate Web surfers about the addictiveness of porn and the damage it can do to a person's life. (Their first PSA ran on cable featuring a cast of dwarf actors, but the nonprofit organization Little People of America demanded Gross and Foster kill it because they found the tag line-"porn stunts your growth"-offensive.)
- Brian Braiker, Newsweek, Apriul 30, 20004. "What Would Jesus Say About Pete?: A new public service announcement was filmed by the oddest of collaborators-two pastors and a pornographer"
The Christian Broadcasting Network's flagship program The 700 Club planned to run a segment on it last week, but it was killed at the last minute by evangelical host Pat Robertson. The reporter who prepared the piece wrote in an e-mail to Gross that, "It seems when Pat saw the promo today, he made the comment that Jesus would not go into a porno shop."
- Brian Braiker, Newsweek, Apriul 30, 20004. "What Would Jesus Say About Pete?: A new public service announcement was filmed by the oddest of collaborators-two pastors and a pornographer"
Ironically, it is the pornography industry itself that has been the most supportive of XXXchurch's mission to keep children sheltered from obscenity
- Brian Braiker, Newsweek, Apriul 30, 20004. "What Would Jesus Say About Pete?: A new public service announcement was filmed by the oddest of collaborators-two pastors and a pornographer"
Sound Muffler for Covering the Mouth
Patent no. 4,834,212
Issued: May 30, 1989
Inventors: Moira and Frank Figone, Belmont, CA
Aaaaargh!
A device into which a person may yell or scream without disturbing others, allowing him to vent built-up anger and frustration. The interior of the muffler is coated with foam. A microphone can be included to pick up a some sound and activate a light display or meter giving the user immediate visual feedback as to the intensity of sound produced.
- http://www.bpmlegal.com/wyell.html >
Combustible Gas Powered Pogo Stick
Patent No. 2,929,459
Inventor: Gordon Spitzmesser, Elwood, Indiana
Issued: March 22, 1960
For more information, be sure to read the notes, below!
A pogo stick which is, in essence, a small gasoline motor. The connecting rod for the piston is the foot of the pogo stick, and the bouncing action fires the spark plug through a magneto. You fill the tank, turn on the switch, and bounce
and each bounce takes you higher...and higher...
and higher...
and higher...
and higher...
and HIGHER...
Notes:
* This patent expired in 1977, and we had nothing to do with it whatsoever.
* Gas-powered pogo sticks were marketed for a brief period in the early 60's by Chance Manufacturing of Wichita, Kansas, under the trademark "Hop Rod" (see picture, below). There may even have been a "Hop Rod" race before the Indianapolis 500 motor race, once, as a publicity stunt.
* The gas-powered pogo stick is no longer commercially available, as far as we know, for what seem to us to be obvious reasons. Please do not e-mail to ask us how you can get one
* However, given the number of inquiries we've received, perhaps it isn't so obvious. Let us make the reason clear: These things were dangerous! Think of riding a jackhammer, without a hose tethering you to a compressor. See the notes from readers of this site, below, about just how dangerous they were.
- http://www.bpmlegal.com/wpogo.html >
Combined Plow and Gun
Patent No. 35,600
Issued: June 17, 1862
. . .The object of our invention is to produce a plow equal, if not superior, in point of strength and lightness to that implement as ordinarily made, and at the same time to combine in its construction the elements of light ordnance, so that when the occasion offers it may do valuable service in the capacity of both implements. . . .
Its utility as an implement of the twofold capacity described is unquestionable, especially when used in border localities, subject to savage feuds and guerrilla warfare. As a means of defense in repelling surprises and skirmishing attacks on those engaged in a peaceful avocation it is unrivaled, as it can be immediately brought into action by disengaging the team, and in times of danger may be used in the field, ready charged with its deadly missiles of ball or grape. The share serves to anchor it firmly in the ground and enables it to resist the recoil, while the hand levers furnish convenient means of giving it the proper direction.
This combination enables those in agricultural pursuits to have at hand an efficient weapon of defense at a very slight expense in addition to that of a common and indispensable implement, and one that is hardly inferior as regards the means of moving, planting, and directing to that of expensive light ordnance on wheels. . . .
- http://www.bpmlegal.com/wplowgn.html
("But why should we convert our swords into ploughs? We can have both!" "... I think you're not getting the point, bob.")
"If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "HE WAS A CROOOK" (eulogy for Richard Nixon)
In Japanese theater why is it that men always play the roles of the women? Because only a man knows how a woman SHOULD behave.
- M Butterly
Not all Americans wrap themselves in the flag ...it's way too large for most to wear.
- www.fugly.net
The Emerald Isle is best known not for its raving beauties, but for feisty drunkards - it's not a matter of creed or genetics, but the result of countless generations of repressed people with nothing better to do. It's a third-world country where religion holds strong for lack of incentive to commit any cardinal sins, short of blowing up a bus-load of British schoolchildren from time to time ...
... which is probably OK by God anyway.
- www.fugly.net
For those of you who have never heard of it, and I expect there are many, Wicca is one of several new-age "religions" with myriad traditions, some that date to prehistoric animism, others that were made up last week by a hairstylist in Oregon.
Unenlightened types typically misidentify them as witches and shun them for being satan worshipers, whereas enlightened types correctly identify them as pretentions cretins and shun them for being gullible, obnoxious, shallow, and self-centered.
- www.fugly.net
I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
- Susan B. Anthony
The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus by the Supreme Being in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
- Thomas Jefferson
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
- Bertrand Russell
With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
- George Christoph Lichtenberg
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
- Gerry Spence
In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.
- John Lilly
Reality is what you can get away with.
- R.A.Wilson
The only alternative, so far as I can see, is that every human being, without exception, has already shared an experience like those of travelers who return from the land of death; the sensation of flight; the emergence from darkness into light; an experience in which, at least perceived, bathed in radiance and glory. There is one common experience that matches this description. It's called birth.
- Carl Sagan
The Hidden Power
It's not widely recognized, but clerks and secretaries run the entire world. They are the glue that binds organizations - public and private - together. They control access to people who manage the organizations. They produce the documents necessary for organizations to operate. They schedule appointments. They know where everything is located. If every secretary and clerk in the world refused to go to work one day, the world would rapidly grind to a halt. Nothing would get done.
Good detectives recognize this fact and teat clerks and secretaries with the respect they deserve.
- Greg Fallis, "Just the Facts Ma'aam: A Writer's Guide to Investigators and Investigation Techniques"
The world is flooded with books on food and eating. No one seems to realize that eating is not natural, but an acquired habit, like smoking and drinking, and that FRESH CLEAN AIR is the Cosmic Reservoir of all things, including the substance that builds and sustains the human body.
Science has shown that the body is built of cells, which are composed of molecules, which are composed of atoms, which are composed of electrons, which are nothing more than whirling centers of force in the ether.
Electrons do not eat, atoms do not eat, molecules do not eat, cells do not eat, and the body is built of and sustained by the cells, and not by what man eats.
More proof that eating is only a very bad habit, appears in the fact that a sick person often begins at once to recover their health when given no food, and even shows signs of GROWING YOUNGER. This could not be, and it would be dangerous for one to fast, if eating were natural and food were needed to sustain the body
- Breatharianism, http://www.breathariann.com/breatharianism2.htm
Bruno: Are you saying that we can live on love alone?
Wiley: Yes, literally. The Human Body is simply a love machine. A machine that uses love as fuel. There was a time when our environment was saturated with the energy of love. Because it is the very nature of love to nurture, harmonize and unify, we were all harmonized with the planet and with each other. We were all One
- Breatharianism, http://www.breathariann.com/breatharianism2.htm
And that's that. After 8 long rounds, all I'm left with is half a box and the harsh reality that I'm wasting the best years of my life playing with toys. I take the long walk back to the hotel in the middle of the night all alone. On the way, a car full of drunk girls flash me, but they probably only wanted me for my booster packs.
- Gary Talim
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There are two opposing forces in the spirit realm. The first is the kingdom of darkness, led by Satan. The second is the kingdom of God, led by the Lord Jesus Christ.
When I was formerly a member of the kingdom of darkness, I really enjoyed this book. I ended up in the L.A. County Jail facing two felony charges and fifteen years incarceration. This book WILL help you to wield power... and FAST. This is true. The power that it will give you, HOWEVER, ends in DESTRUCTION.
There is a far superior sort of power, which you can gain by becoming a child of God. You accomplish this by accepting JESUS CHRIST into your heart as your savior, and therefore becoming a joint heir with Him. This is the ONLY way to avoid HELL.
The 48 Laws of Power is a SATANIC book. By reading it, you are choosing sides. By reading it, you are choosing your eternal destiny.
If you would like to join the army of Light, buy yourself a Christian HOLY BIBLE, and trust in JESUS today!
Hallelujah to the Lamb of God!
- amazon.com reviewer reviewing The 48 LLaws of Power by Robert Greene
Be, not seem.
- R. W. Emerson
... Sandra Harding, whose book "The Science Question in Feminism" accused Einstein's relativity of being gender-biased, and called Newton's "Principia" a "rape manual."
- Edward R. Friedlander, "Why I am Not a Postmodernist"
In time's absence what is new renews nothing; what is present is not contemporary; what is present presents nothing, but represents itself and belongs henceforth and always to return. It isn't, but comes back again.
- Derrida
It's a fact. People want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others.
- Edward R. Friedlander, "Why I am Not a Postmodernist"
Postmodernism Disrobed: E=mc2 is sexist because it gives "privilege" to the speed of light.
- Edward R. Friedlander, "Why I am Not a Postmodernist"
Academics get paid for being clever, not for being right.
- Donald Norman
It's sociologically interesting, though scary, that you can be inside an evil system and be somehow unaware of it.
- Actor Anthony Sher on growing up in appartheid-South Africa, interviewed by John Walsh, The Independent, 1 May, 2000
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
- John Wayne
As the world burns and the American Empire steadily rots from its own evil, militaristic American patriots are here invited to fire their deadly "cruise missives" at the illegitimate, semi-literate, lying hypocrite, war criminal, cocaine-snorting, election-stealing son-of-a-Bush: Unpresident@whitehouse.gov
Don't worry about "collateral damage" on innocent civilian people - there are no genuine human beings of any kind at the White House, the State Dept, the CIA, the FBI or the Pentagon.
Definition:
Human being: a person with at least an embryonic level of morality.
For example, a genuine human being would never commit or support inhuman acts such as mass-murder, rape, slavery and torture.
- http://free.freespeech.org/americanstaateterrorism/AmericanStateTerrorism.html
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All humanity is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable, and those who move!
- Benjamin Franklin
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
- Bill Vaughan
The text plainly demands to be read from a feminist perspective. Its central figure is a fascinating female character, a fundamentally effective woman who has obviously managed to hold down a job as a shepherd, and has established a nurturing relationship with her charges, who are called 'her sheep'
- from The History of Bo Peep: An Agricuultural Employee's Tragedy in Contemporary Literary Perspective, http://www.shef.ac.uk/uni/academic/A-C/biblst/DJACcurrres/Postmodern2/Bo.html
Who is Bo Peep? Her name tells all. She is Beau Peep, she is looking (peeping) for a beau. She is a young girl looking for a suitor, and she is in an anxiety state because they all seem to have þed. She is a shepherdess, a healthy country girl, a type noted for its lustiness and availability. But not only has she lost the lovers she had, she doesn't know how to going about retrieving them (or finding new ones). You have been trying too hard, says the voice to her. Leave them alone, pretend you're not interested, and you will fond them come flocking, like sheep.
Bo Peep is the Id, beset by its desires for sexual gratification and tormented by the absence of any object. The voice is the voice of the ego, struggling to adjust the demands of the pleasure principle to the constraints of the reality principle. It is building a defence mechanism to cope with the stress of the loss of desire.
- from The History of Bo Peep: An Agricuultural Employee's Tragedy in Contemporary Literary Perspective, http://www.shef.ac.uk/uni/academic/A-C/biblst/DJACcurrres/Postmodern2/Bo.html
Bill McCartney, president and founder of Promise Keepers, encourages others to pray and join this effort saying, "God's Word instructs us to honor and submit to our government's leadership. Prayer is the first and most powerful way to do this."
- http://presidentialprayerteam.com/infoo.php
What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.
- Antoine-Marie-Roger de Saint-Exupery
But the primitive magician, the medicine man, or the shaman is not only a sick man; he is, above all, a sick man who has been cured, who has succeeded in curing himself.
- Author Unknown
Women don't belong in cages
80% of imprisoned women are inside for poverty-realted offenses
90% of aboriginal and 82% of all women in prison are survivors of incest, rape or physical assault
The number of women in prison increased 200% in the past 15 years
Prisons are the real crime
- Text of poster seen at the Kelowna Droop In Center Monday, June 21st 2004
Five Kelowna candidates had already stated their party's stand on a woman's right to choose when a man asked how they could defend allowing an unborn baby to be "burned or dismembered" through a legal abortion. Moderator John Harding, The Daily Courier's managing editor, tried to dismiss the question because it had already been discussed when NDP candidate Starleigh Grass broke in
"When are you planning on getting pregnant, sir?" she said
"My child would have been born July 17 had it not been killed by a legal abortion," the man answered
"It's a woman's choice!" yelled one audience member
"What about his choice?" yelled another
- The Daily Courier, Emotions flare oveer abortion at election forum, June 22nd, 2004
Some things are beyond words.
Beyond comprehension.
Beyond forgiveness.
The questions come:
How could you let this happen?
Why didn't you know this was coming?
How do you say we didn't know? We couldn't know.
We couldn't imagine.
Only madmen could contain the thought, execute the act, fly the planes.
The sane world will always be vulnerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things.
- J. Michael Straczynski, Amazing Spiderrman #36
Because the story of humanity is written not in towers but in tears.
In the common coin of blood and bone.
In the voice that speaks within even the worst of us and says this is not right.
Because even the worst of us, however scarred, are still human.
Still feel.
Still mourn the random death of innocents.
- J. Michael Straczynski, Amazing Spiderrman #36
There are no words.
There are no words.
The death of innocents and the death of innocence.
Rage compounded upon rage, rage enough to blot out the sun.
And the air is filled with questions.
They ask the question, 'Why, why?
My god, why?'
I have seen other worlds and other spaces. I have walked with gods and wept with angels. But to my shame I have no answers.
What do we tell the children?
Do we tell them evil is a foreign face? No.
The evil is the thought behind the face, and it can look just like yours.
Do we tell them evil is tangible, with defined borders and names and geometries and destinies? No. They will have nightmares enough.
Perhaps we tell them that we are sorry.
Sorry that we were not able to deliver unto them the world we wished them to have.
That our eagerness to shout is not the equal of our eagerness to listen.
That the burdens of distant people are the responsibility of all men and women of conscience, or their burdens will one day become our tragedy.
Or perhaps we simply tell them that we love them, and that we will protect them. That we would give our lives for theirs and do it gladly, so great is the burden of our love. In a universe of gameboys and VCRs, it is, perhaps, an insubstantial gift. But it is the only one that will wash away the tears and knit the wounds and make the world a sane place to live in.
- J. Michael Straczynski, Amazing Spiderrman #36
Power is essentially amoral and one of the most important skills to acquire is the ability to see circumstances rather than good or evil. Power is a game - this cannot be repeated often enough - and in games you do not judge your opponents by their intentions but by the effects of their actions.
- Robert Greene, "The 48 Laws of Poower"
The great questions of the time will be decided, not by speeches and resolutions, but by iron and blood.
- Otto van Bismark
Honesty is actually a blunt instrument that bloodies more than it cuts.
- Robert Greene, "The 48 Laws of Poower"
The worst fate in the world for a man who yearns for fame, glory, and, of course, power, is to be ignored.
- Robert Greene, "The 48 Laws of Poower"
A heckler once interrupted Nikita Khrushchev in the middle of a speech in which he was denouncing the crimes of Stalin. "You were a colleague of Stalin's," the heckler yelled, "why didn't you stop him then?" Khrushchev apparently could not see the heckler and barked out, "Who said that?" No hand went up. No one moved a muscle. After a few seconds of tense silence, Krushchev finally said in a quiet voice, "Now you know why I didn't stop him."
- Robert Greene, "The 48 Laws of Poower"
"We have done nothing extraordinary, nothing contrary to human nature in accepting an empire when it was offered to us and then in refusing to give it up. Three very powerful motives prevent us from doing so - security, honor and self-interest. And we were not the first to act in this way. Far from it. It has always been a rule that the weak should be subject to the strong: and besides, we consider that we are worthy of our power. Up till the present moment you, too, used to think that we were, but now, after calculating your own interest, you are beginning to talk in terms of right and wrong. Considerations of this kind have never yet turned people aside from the opportunities of aggrandizement offered by superior strength."
- Athenian representative to Sparta
Those who seek to achieve things should show no mercy.
- Kautilya, Indian philosopher
Patterns are powerful, and you can terrify people by disrupting them. Such power should only be used judiciously.
- Robert Greene, "The 48 Laws of Poower"
Athenians: 'We will use no fine phrases. You know as well as we do that the standard of justice depends on the equality of power to compel. The strong do what they have the power to do and the weak accept what they have to accept.'
Melians: 'There should be such a thing as fair play and just dealing. This is a principle which affects you as much as anybody.'
Ath: 'It is for the good of our own empire that we are here. We do not want any trouble in bringing you into our own empire, and we want you to be spared for the good both of yourselves and of ourselves.'
Mel: 'And how could it be just as good for us to be the slaves as for you to be the masters?'
Ath: 'You, by giving in, would save yourselves from disaster; we, by not destroying you, would be able to profit from you.'
Mel: 'So you would not agree to our being neutral, friends instead of enemies, but allies of neither side?'
Ath: 'No, because it is not so much your hostility that injures us; it is rather the case that, if we were on friendly terms with you, our subjects would regard that as a sign of weakness in us.'
Mel: 'Is that your subjects' idea of fair play - that no distinction should be made between people who are quite unconnected with you and the people who are mostly your own colonists?'
Ath: 'So far as right and wrong are concerned they think that there is no difference between the two, that those who still preserve their independence do so because they are strong, and that if we fail to attack them it is because we are afraid.'
Mel: 'Does not this mean that you are strengthening the enemies you have already and are forcing others to become your enemies even against their intentions and their inclinations?'
Ath: 'This is no fair fight, with honour on one side and shame on the other. It is rather a question of saving your lives and not resisting those who are far too strong for you... You seem to forget that if one follows one's self interest one is safe, whereas the path of justice and honour involves one in danger.'
- Thucydides, "Melian Dialogue"t;
Do not be led astray by a false sense of honour-- a thing which often brings men to ruin when they are faced with an obvious danger that somehow affects their pride.
- Thucydides, "Melian Dialogue"t;
No man need despair of gaining converts to the most extravagant hypothesis who has art enough to represent it in favourable colours.
- David Hume
Of all the disorders of the soul envy is the only one no one confesses to.
- Plutarch
Anthony Lane, reviewing the scarily efficient Martha Stewart, quotes this typical piece of advice about having folks around for a bite: 'One of the most important moments on which to expend extra effort is the beginning of a party, often an awkward time, when guests feel tentative and insecure.' To which Lane exactly responds: 'The guests are insecure? How about the frigging cook?'
- Julian Barnes, "The Pedant in thee Kitchen"
Kitchen shops sell a lot of useful gadgets and time-saving equipment. One of the most useful and most liberating would be a sign that the domestic cook could place to catch the eye in moments of tension: THIS IS NOT A RESTAURANT.
- Julian Barnes, "The Pedant in thee Kitchen"
The "news" concentrates on "newsworthy" things, which is practically defined as the wrong, the bad, the horrific, the tragic. In life, those things are the exceptions -- that's why they're "news". But fed a steady diet of the negative, people have started to believe that news is life. The wrong, the bad, the horrific, and the tragic seem normal, but they are not. Good people are normal. Life is normal. Lending a hand to others is normal. People must be proactively reminded of the normal to regain their balance and regain a realistic view of humanity.
- 1st paragraph of theHeroic Stories mannifesto by Randy Cassingham, http://www.heroicstories.com/manifesto.html
Schizophrenia is a cruel disease. The lives of those affected are often chronicles of constricted experiences, muted emotions, missed opportunities, unfulfilled expectations. It leads to a twilight existence, a twentieth-century underground man... It is in fact the single biggest blemish on the face of contemporary American medicine and social services; when the social history of our era is written, the plight of persons with schizophrenia will be recorded as having been a national scandal.
- E. Fuller Torrey, M.D., Surviving Schiizophrenia
Sheila has been married to Joe Fougere for 22 years and they have two teenaged children. She is an avid reader, a soccer player and veteran soccer coach. She loves to read, sew, and play the piano for enjoyment. She has studied and retains a strong interest in the Japanese language and culture and has travelled extensively.
- Profile for Sheila Fougere - Districtt 14 - Connaught - Quinpool, http://www.region.halifax.ns.ca/districts/dist14/dist14.html
Question: Kabbalah Water
Is Kabbalah Water blessed and what else is special about it? Can I get it from any of the Kabbalah Centers?
Answer
Kabbalah Water comes from very pure springs and has been imbueded with Ancient Kabbalistics Meditations.
You can get it at any of The Kabbalah Centres.
- http://www.kabbalah.com/
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
- Henry Miller
Think of the customers who have told you, "I need someI thing really small and light that I can carry in hot weather."
You and I take carrying guns very seriously. That's why we invest in holsters that ride inside the waistband, and wear clothing that's one-size-larger-than-needed to permit carrying big guns in hot weather.
However, a great many of your customers, probably the majority, are not going to discomfort themselves to accommodate optimum firepower. Still, you have a responsibility to sell them a firearm that will work reasonably well for self-defense.
Palm-Size Guns
- Shooting Industry, Concealment in hot weather begins with small handguns - Lethal: Force
De gustibus, non disputandum est .
"There is no arguing taste" (lit. Of taste, there is no argument)
De mortiis, aut bene aut nihil.
"Of the dead, speak well or not at all" (lit. Of the dead, either good or bad)
Traditional scholarly magic was at basis an elaborate way of ringing for room service.
- Ronald Hutton, The Triumph of the Moonn - A History of Modern Pagan Witchcraft
The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.
- Henry Boye
It's not a matter of whether the war is not real, or if it is, Victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won, it is ment to be continuous. Hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance. This new version is the past and no different past can ever have existed. In principle the war effort is always planned to keep society on the brink of starvation. The war is waged by the grueling group against its own subjects and its object is not the victory over either Eurasia or East Asia but to keep the very structure of society intact.
- Michael Moore, Fahrenheit 9/11
Moore said his film is targeted at "the 50 per cent of the American people who don't vote. Are they the elite? Are they the rich? Are they the well-educated? They are the poor, the working class, the single moms, the young people and the African-Americans."
- Michael Moore, on Fahrenheit 9/11
Adam, if we really wanted oil all we had to do was invade Canada. Little to no military, and they have an awful lot of oil themselves. ...
NO I am not calling Bush Jesus. Bush is NOT Jesus, nor is he Hitler. BUT valid comparisons CAN be made to BOTH.
- Predator42, Debunk this if you can, onn the imdb message board.
The US, with all it's achievements, (Mars.. Lunar landing.. incredible) has the strength and diversity to be remembered as one of the greatest nations in history, but sadly you have the political functionality and stability of a banana republic.
- thepts, same board.
A wise man cannot be insulted. If the insult has no meaning, he ignores it. If the insult does have meaning, he deserves it
- Aristotle (Attributed)
The word of mouth is that it's easy, it's safe and it's gratifying. So it's not surprising that the octogenarian, or a mother with children at home, or people with all sorts of uncharacteristic backgrounds would be attracted to trying to give it a go.
- Robert McCrie, a professor at John Jayy College of Criminal Justice, on bank robbers.
...I dig out beautiful caves behind my characters: I think that gives exactly what I want; humanity, humor, depth. The idea is that the caves shall connect and each come to daylight at the present moment.
- Virginia Woolf
People, like Arnold Bennett say I can't create, or didn't in Jacob's Room, characters that survive. My answer is--but I leave that to the Nation; its only the old argument that character is dissipated into shreds now; the old post-Dostoievsky argument. I daresay it's true, however, that I haven't that "reality" gift. I insubstantise, wilfully tosome extent, distrusing reality--its cheapness. But to get further. Have I the power of conveying the true reality? Or do I write essays about myself?
- Virginia Woolf
Ah, this is to question my utopia, my ideal world. There's a great, great moment in which someone says to Homer Simpson, "Which would you prefer? An endless supply of beer, or a world of complete pleasure and no suffering ever?" And he pauses and goes, "What kind of beer?" Which is a very, very great philosophical response. And very Homer I don't know. It's an interesting ethical question. If you could press that button would you get rid of suffering, would you? Do you have to have the Gestapo in order to have Mozart? That kind of idea. I don't know.
In my ideal world, there would certainly be no revealed religion. That is to say, people would be perfectly happy to be religious if they want, but they can't claim that truth is revealed. Truth can only be discovered. What do I mean by that distinction? It's not one that's used these days, revealed and discovered truth. But, it's essentially the difference between sanity and insanity. I don't mind anybody saying, "Look, I have to think about things. I think we should treat each other better. And I think this and I think that. And I discovered that." But, if they say "God said to me, God spoke to me and told me this is the case, you have to cover up your testicles or you have to have seven wives or you have to
" Oh, bugger off. God said that to you? Show me your work. Tell me it's a good idea. Tell me all kinds of things, but don't tell me God said it to you. It's just not good enough. And that's what we mean by the revealed truth. Somehow God spoke on a mountaintop, or God dictated some sacred text. I think that's what causes the misery in the world. It's one thing for people to say "I think I'm right." It's another thing to say "I know I'm right." That little shift would take us from hell to heaven. We would get rid of all terrorism. People who would know they're right, so they have to blow themselves up. As Oscar Wilde said, "Be prepared to die for a cause, but make it a correct cause."
Bertrand Russell, the great philosopher and mathematician, got into terrible trouble by writing quite fearsome articles against the first World War when it began. He got all these letters from people who said, "My child is prepared to lay down their life for their country. Don't you think that sacrifice demands some respect?" He wrote this extraordinary essay in which he said, "Don't you understand? The sacrifice we're asking of our young is not that they die for their country, but that they kill for their country." That's the sacrifice. To ask a child to kill someone else, whom you've never met. That's a moral choice, pulling a trigger. Having a bullet hit you is not a moral choice. You don't decide to be killed. It's a terrible thing that happens to you. But killing something is something you do and that's a desperate sacrifice. And we're seeing that in the Iraq war. That's what this poor Lynndie England did, this tragic soldier who was shot smugly smiling next to naked Arab prisoners. That's the chickens coming home to roost. It's not Americans being asked to die by President Bush. It's Americans being asked to kill and to torture. Not necessarily by name. He doesn't say, "I want you to kill this or that one." Of course, politics isn't that simple. Essentially that is what society does. It asks its young to kill, and that's what we all have to live with. That's why people who survive wars don't like talking about them. It's not because they're modest or anything. I'm sure many of them are. It's because they live with images of squeezing triggers and seeing young men a hundred yards away being torn to pieces. Those are the awful things. Actually I thought that of Fahrenheit 9/11. I thought the most powerful part of it was simply the documentary footage of dead flesh. That's the thing that still shocks you, that you have to be reminded of. That's what art can do. It's the same thing. It's the particular against the abstract.
- Stephen Fry
BE IT REMEMBERED on the 21st day of July 2004 and the Court took time to make its daily review of the above-captioned case, and thereafter, enters the following:
When the undersigned accepted the appointment from the President of the United States of the position now held, he was ready to face the daily practice of law in federal courts with presumably competent lawyers. No one warned the undersigned that in many instances his responsibility would be the same as a person who supervised kindergarten. Frankly, the undersigned would guess the lawyers in this case did not attend kindergarten as they never learned how to get along well with others. Notwithstanding the history of filings and antagonistic motions full of personal insults and requiring multiple discovery hearings, earning the disgust of this Court, the lawyers continue ad infinitum. On July 20, 2004, the Court's schedule was interrupted by an emergency motion so the parties' deposition, which began on July 20, would and could proceed until 6:30 in the evening. No intelligent discussion of the issue was accomplished prior to the filing and service of the motion, even though the lawyers were in the same room. Over a telephone conference the lawyers, of course, had inconsistent statements as to the support of their positions. On July 20, 2004, the Court entered an order allowing the plaintiffs/counter-defendants until July 23, 2004 (two days from today) to answer a counterclaim. Yet, on July 21, 2004, Bodyworx.com, Inc.'s lawyers filed a motion for reconsideration of that Court order arguing the pleadings should have been filed by July 19, 2004.
The Court simply wants to scream to these lawyers, "Get a life" or "Do you have any other cases?" or "When is the last time you registered for anger management classes?"
Neither the world's problems nor this case will be determined by an answer to a counterclaim which is four days late, even with the approval of the presiding judge.
If the lawyers in this case do not change, immediately, their manner of practice and start conducting themselves as competent to practice in the federal court, the court will contemplate and may enter an order requiring the parties to obtain new counsel. In the event it is not clear from the above discussion, the Motion for Reconsideration is DENIED. SIGNED this 21st day of July 2004.
- Klein-Becker v. Bodyworx.com (Western District of Texas, July 21, 2004)
Turn and Turn about; in these shadows from whence a new dawn will break, it is you who are the zombies.
- Jean-Paul Sartre, Preface to The Wretcched of the Earth
To be nobody-but-yourself in a world
which is doing its best to, night and day,
to make you everybody else---
means to fight the hardest battle
which any human being can fight;
and never stop fighting.
- E. E. Cummings, "A Miscellany&quoot;
I shall supply a propaganda justification to bring about hostilities. it is of little consequence whether the reasons are believed. no one asks the victor whether he had told the truth.
- Adolph Hitler 22 august 1939
In the game of love the one who is loved wins.
- Unknown
He also wanted Bush to work toward solving the "intolerable conditions in various African countries." Here the pope is pushing his socialist philosophy of redistribution of wealth that has been proven to only reduce the affluent nations to the level of those in poverty.
- Battlecry, Pope Wants UN to Become 'Mooral Center', http://www.chick.com/bc/2004/pope&un.asp
epistemological hedonism: If it feels good, believe it
- Unknown
I was recently in a chatroom run by POD authors who I dilligently asked for help in understanding how much out of pocket expense I'd need to plan for IF I decided to go the POD route.
Any time I mentioned my biggest dilemma: no advance means no marketing money for me, the hounded me about how traditional publishing houses won't help me market, instead of answering my questions.
I left feeling totally negative about publishing at all. I want my book that I've slaved over for four years to be published (I've earned it!!!) but I don't want to make a bad decision when it comes to getting it out there.
- Jenny Turner, Print On Demand, www.quiicktopic.com
"Nothing ever ends, something new just begins."
- Ulysses O. Niveus
A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
- The Principa Discordia, PENTABARF, V.
A church's plan for an old-fashioned book-burning has been thwarted by city and county fire codes. ... Breedlove said a city fire inspector suggested shredding the offending material, but Breedlove said that wouldn't seem biblical.
- http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/07//12/no.book.burning.ap/
I'm so not ready to die. It petrifies me. I go alone. I go to a place I don't know. It might be painful. It might be the end. My thought is that it is the end. I become nameless, and I spent a lifetime being known.
- William Shatner, 73, pondering mortaliity at a TV Critics Association Meeting in Los Angeles
Cow in police custody linked to headless chicken case
And you think YOU get strange phone calls ...
Bill Downs called to tell me that Eaton County sheriff's deputies were holding his cow as a material witness in the case of the decapitated chicken.
"They've got it locked up in Charlotte," Downs said, sounding more relieved than alarmed.
Eaton County Sheriff Rick Jones confirmed Monday that he had Downs' 300-pound concrete bovine lawn ornament, but preferred to call it "evidence of a theft" rather than a "material witness."
Said Jones: "While investigating the missing chicken head, the cement cow was located in the possession of one of the suspects."
The sheriff added: "It certainly is a strange story."
- Lansing State Journal, June 22, 2004
Adventure is where you find it, any place and every place, that is, except in a rocking chair.
- Wally Byam
Let's not make any changes-let's make only improvements.
- Wally Byam
I don't think that an understanding supportive spouse is important. I do think not having a spouse (or significant other) who doesn't believe in you is probably very important: you're already fighting a small war just to get published and to write, there's no reason to fight it on two fronts. But I can't recall ever having met a writer who said that their Person didn't like them writing. Mostly, we marry people who believe in our dreams.
- Neil Gaiman
They really should make mathematics more like pokemon, it would get more people interested in the subject 'Riemann-chu, I prove you!' Then bust out the paper.
- Unknown
If you have the guts to be yourself, other people'll pay your price.
- John Updike, "Rabbit, Run"
[He often said Islam should stand for] "I Shall Love All Mankind." .... "If you are a Muslim and you don't abide by this, then you are not truly a Muslim,"
- Ashraf Carrim, Muslim Imam
Reviled in the west as a bloodthirsty conqueror and condemned in communist Mongolia as a symbol of a backward past, Genghis Khan is now celebrated by Mongolians as the father of their nation.
Many Western academics also have reassessed Genghis Khan's legacy, recasting him as a brilliant military tactician, innovative ruler and early globalizer whose empire, at one point stretching from the Sea of Japan to the Danube, saw an unprecedented mingling of goods and cultures along the Silk Road trade route linking China to Europe.
Ashworth said Genghis Khan's descendants should "feel a sense of pride that they are descended from such a successful leader of men."
- Restaurant offers DNA test for link too Genghis Khan, AP, on cnn.com
When she privately complained to her father about marital life, he quoted the Bible back to her, saying: "You must have a broken heart and a contrite spirit to know God"
- http://www.rickross.com/reference/polyygamy/polygamy65.html
Panic at Nigerian 'killer calls'
Nigerian mobile phone users have been anxiously checking who is calling them before answering them in recent days.
A rumour has spread rapidly in the commercial capital, Lagos, that if one answers calls from certain "killer numbers" then one will die immediately.
A BBC reporter says experts and mobile phone operators have been reassuring the public via the media that death cannot result from receiving a call.
He says that in such a superstitious country unfounded rumours are common.
A list of alleged killer numbers has been circulated but no-one is reported to have died from answering the phone.
The BBC's reporter in Lagos, Sola Odunfa, says that the current scare story is reminiscent of a rumour that spread a few years ago that a handshake could cause sexual organs to disappear.
That rumour turned to tragedy as mobs rounded on people accused of making organs disappear.
Despite the massive public interest, no-one was found to have lost their organs.
- http://news.bbc.co.uk/
A baby seal walks into a club.
- Unknown
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies
What's worse than that?
There's one still alive at the bottom
What's worse than that?
It is eating its way out
And what is worse than that?
It is going back for seconds
- Unknown, thankfully.
"It seems as though we're questioning not only the value of life, but the value of people who are not perfect. Realistically how many children are going to hear that complicated story as opposed to the simpler message that 'I didn't want you, you're disabled, I didn't want a disabled child.'"
- Anita Allen-Castellito, a law professoor at the University of Pennsylvania and a bio-ethicist, on wrongful birth lawsuits
A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
- Unknown
"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up. "How about going Down to Earth for your vacation?"
Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago I went There, had an affair with some nice Jewish girl, and they're STILL talking about it!"
- Unknown
We are not accountable for the sins of Adam.
- Robert G. Ingersoll
Fundamentalists believe Jesus was God becoming man. I believe that Jesus was man becoming God.
- Eric Butterworth
To place oneself in the position of God is painful: being God is equivalent to being tortured. For being God means that one is in harmony with all that is, including the worst. The existence of the worst evils is unimaginable unless God willed them.
- Georges Bataille
Madness is confusion of levels of fact...Madness is not seeing visions but confusing levels.
- William S. Burroughs
Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly.
- Andre Gide
God created sex. Priests created marriage.
- Voltaire
The practical superiority of the great Christian religions was that they didn't coat the pill. They didn't try to astonish anyone, they didn't seek out the voter, they didn't feel need to please, they didn't beat around the bush. They grabbed hold of man in the cradle and broke the bad news to him right away. They let him in on the secret without messing around; "You little amorphous particle of putrescence, you'll never be anything except garbage. By birth you're just shit..." Do you hear me? It's obvious, it's the first principle of everything!
- Louis Ferdinand Celin
God made man, without man's consent, and made his nature, too; made it vicious instead of angelic, and then said, "Be angelic, or I will punish you and destroy you." But no matter, God is responsible for everything man does, all the same; He can't get around that fact. There is only one Criminal, and it is not man."
- Mark Twain
Children aren't dogs; adults aren't gods.
- Haitian Proverb
When I said during my presidential bid that I would only bring Christians and Jews into the government, I hit a firestorm. "What do you mean?" the media challenged me. "You're not going to bring atheists into the government? How dare you maintain that those who believe in the Judeo-Christian values are better qualified to govern America than Hindus and Muslims?" My simple answer is, "Yes, they are."
- Pat Robertson
I am absolutely persuaded one of the reasons so many lesbians are at the forefront of the pro-choice movement is because being a mother is the unique characteristic of womanhood, and these lesbians will never be mothers naturally, so they don't want anybody else to have that privilege either.
- Pat Robertson
The idea of reasoning together was dealt a fateful blown the twentieth century by the collapse of moral language, the disappearance of 'I ought' and its replacement by 'I want', 'I choose', 'I feel'. Obligations can be debated. Wants, choices and feelings can only be satisfied or frustrated.
- Johnathan Sacks, "The Dignity of Difference"
... the economics and politics of globalization have an inescapable moral dimension. Their aim must be to enhance, not compromise, human dignity. Markets serve those who pay, but what of those who cannot pay? Politics is about the balance of power, but what of those who have no power? Economic systems create problems that cannot be resolved by economics alone. Politics raises questions that cannot be answered by political calculations alone.
- Johnathan Sacks, "The Dignity of Difference"
Often religion was a factor in the conflict - rarely as the cause, which was political or economic, but still as the fault line along which sides divided.
- Johnathan Sacks, "The Dignity of Difference"
Politicians have power, but religions have something stronger: they have influence. Politics moves the pieces on the chessboard. Religion changes lives. Peace can be agreed around the conference table; but unless it grows in ordinary hearts and minds, it does not last. It might not even begin.
Peace is a paradox. Many traditions praise it and decry conflict and war. Yet in war, even ordinary people become heroes. In pursuit of peace, even heroes are often afraid to take the risk.
- Johnathan Sacks, "The Dignity of Difference"
The surest poison is time.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is later than you think.
- Chinese Proverb
the last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.
- 1 Corinthians 15:26
There is a well-recognised need for a less lethal alternative that equals or increases current levels of stopping power, insists the company [MDM Group]. Military and law enforcement are not only under the constant pressure from public relations, politics, litigation, and personal ethics to save as many lives a possible, but may also have tactical reasons for non-lethal incapacitation - for example in anti-terrorism operations, where live captives are more useful than the dead variety.
- Alan Duggan, Zap! Here's a stunning ssolution to crime
We run fastest and farthest when we run from ourselves.
- Eric Hoffer
How much easier is self-sacrifice than self-realization.
- Eric Hoffer
The less satisfaction we derive from being ourselves, the greater is our desire to be like others.
- Eric Hoffer
What monstrosities would walk the streets were some people's faces as unfinished as their minds.
- Eric Hoffer
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
- President George W. Bush, August 5, 20004
god is not the voice in the whirlwind
god is the whirlwind
- Margaret Atwood
The Lord's prayer is the model of prayer given to Christians by Jesus, and seems perfectly acceptable to robots, although "give us this day our daily bread" might have to be replaced by "give us our regular electric feed". Essentially, a robot should be able to have a relationship with almighty God, to be dependant upon God, and to seek His will
- Edmund Furse, The Religious Life of Roobots, http://www.comp.glam.ac.uk/pages/staff/efurse/Theology-of-Robots/Religious-life.html
A writer should know how much change a character has in his pockets.
- James Joyce
God be between you and harm in all the empty places you walk.
- blessing of the 18th egyptian dynasty<
Nada te turbe,
Nada te espante,
Toda se pasa,
Dios no se muda,
La Paciencia
Todo la alcanza;
Quien a Dios tiene
Nada le falta,
Sólo Dios basta.
Let nothing disturb thee;
Let nothing dismay thee;
All things pass:
God never changes.
Patience attains
All that it strives for.
He who has God
Lacks for nothing:
God alone suffices.
- the bookmark - st. teresa of avila - 116th century
It is not so important to love all men today
as it is that each day
you learn to love one more human being.
- urantia book (1098:03)
Living beings are without number;
I vow to row them to the other shore.
Defilements are without number;
I vow to remove them from myself.
The teachings are immeasurable;
I vow to study and practice them.
The way is very long;
I vow to arrive at the end.
- four vows of the bodhisattva
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the Headless Monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.
- Charlie Chaplin
By the common conception of it, humankind doesn't consider something 'worth it' unless they get their investment back, preferably with a profit. By this criterion, most of the uiverse is 'not worth it.' But I know - as do all others who care - that it's often necessary to give and give and not get back in any way save the knowledge that the worlds are better for it.
- Diane Duane, Door into Fire
The move to worship at the altar of these scientific treatments has been destructive to patients in practice, because the methods tell you very little about how to treat the real and complex people who actually come in for therapy.
- Dr. Glen O. Gabbard
For he comes, the human child
To the waters and the wild
With a faery hand in hand
For the world is more full of weeping
Than you can understand
- WB Yeats, "The Stolen Child";
In a sense the secret of alchemy is to imagine a world in which it is possible to transmute base metal into gold.
- Patrick Harpur
When man no longer believs in God, he'll believe in anything.
- G K Chesterton.
Isn't God supposed to be good? Isn't he supposed to love us? And does God want us to suffer? What if the answer to that question is yes? See, I'm not sure that God wants us to be particularly happy. I think he wants us to love and to be loved. He wants us to grow up. I suggest to you that it is because God loves us that he gives us the gift of suffering. Or to put it another way, pain is God's megaphone to rouse a deaf world. You see, we are like blocks of stone out of which The Sculptor carves the forms of man. The blows of His chisel which hurt us so much are what makes us perfect.
- C S Lewis
You cannot die before the entire world is united and harmonized. If you die before your mission is accomplished, you are definitely not the messiah.
- http://www.alexchiu.com/messiah.htm
ANDREA: Unhappy the land that has no heroes.
GALILEO: No, unhappy the land that needs heroes.
- Bertolt Brecht, The Life of Galileo.
A wonderful discovery, psychoanalysis. Makes quite simple people feel they're complex.
- S.N. Behrman
The real test of any claim about freedom, I've decided, is how far you're willing to go in letting people be wrong about it.
- Bruce Baugh
The United States behaves like a salesman with a fantastic product who tries to force people to buy it at gunpoint.
- Emma, http://skyedreams.blogspot.com/<
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell
Does "fake" money of an imaginary land is any less real than "real" money of a "real" country. After all, money has value simply because everyone agrees that it does, and Everquest has a larger population than a small country
- Unknown
Far better is it to dare might things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much or suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory or defeat.
- Theodore Roosevelt
It is required of every man, that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide; and if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death.
- Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol >
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive.
We've created life in our own image.
- Stephen Hawking
"What makes a superhero?" "Is it the costume?", " Is it the ability to fight?", "Is it being able to stop speeding bullets?" etc. Then finally the question "Or is being able to endure this?" and an image of Jesus being nailed to the cross appeared on the screen!
- Unknown
No man, however eloquent, can speak for woman as woman can for herself. Nevertheless, I hold that this cause is not altogether and exclusively woman's cause. It is the cause of human brotherhood as well as the cause of human sisterhood, and both must rise and fall together. Woman cannot be elevated without elevating man, and man cannot be depressed without depressing woman also.
- Frederick Douglass
To judge another is to judge God.
- Marshall Ball
The Earth is the greatest repository of Bad Luck in the Universe. Even if you've been around for billions of years, this little planet will screw you up like nothing you've encountered before. Your aeons-old law enforcement organization will fold. Your loyal scouts will suddenly start deserting you like there's no tomorrow. If you eat planets, you will not be able to digest this one. The queen of your vast empire will fall for a guy from this world.
- Mark Mohrfield
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
- Unknown
Or, to put it another way, a libertarian has been defined as a person who believes the police are a criminal gang, but that in the absence of police, criminals would not gather into gangs.
- S.M. Stirling
Now my advice for those who die,
declare the pennies on your eyes
- The Beatles
As a child they are your superhero. As a teenager they are your arch nemisis. As an adult they are your most trusted advisor. And then as you get older you watch them age and think to yourself, too bad they aren't invincible like your childhood superhero.
- K. Hawkshaw
O God of earth and altar, bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter, our people drift and die;
The walls of gold entomb us, the swords of scorn divide;
Take not Thy thunder from us, but take away our pride.
From all that terror teaches, from lies of tongue and pen,
From all the easy speeches that comfort cruel men;
From sale and profanation of honor and the sword;
From sleep and from damnation, deliver us, good Lord!
Tie in a living tether, the prince and priest and thrall;
Bind all our lives together, smite us and save us all;
In ire and exultation aflame with faith and free,
Lift up a living nation, a single sword to Thee.
- G K Chesterton
Sweet is love when all is sane
Sweet is death to rid the pain
Cruel is death when all is well
Cruel is love when all is hell
- Unknown
I used to be a superhero. No one could touch me, not even myself... no one could hurt me, not even myself... I would swoop down and save me from myself... and now I'm a different person, different in so many ways... and now look at me, I am just like everybody else.
- Ani Defranco
Experts say the vast majority of cyberporn addicts are men, many of whom say that sex in cyberspace is the most intense sexual experience, ever.
- ABC NEWS, Shadowy Addiction: Cyberpornn Is Having Damaging Effects on Users Who Can't Stop Clicking
"When we were having sex once or twice a year, I was getting my needs met every day," said Leahy. "Patti was one woman. And on the Internet, I can have thousands and thousands of women."
- ABC NEWS, Shadowy Addiction: Cyberpornn Is Having Damaging Effects on Users Who Can't Stop Clicking
Hell is truth seen too late.
- H G Adams
Violence is a calm that disturbs you.
- Jean Genet
Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocence this side of the womb.
- Nadine Gordimer
Religion is organized power in the seeming benevolent guise of the sacred.
- Joyce Carol Oates, "The One Unforrgivable Sin"
The dead have to be resisted. When they call for blood, we must be deaf.
- Peter Shaffer
Being religious means asking passionately the question of the meaning of our existence and being willing to receive answers, even if the answers hurt.
- Paul Tillich
Hollywood is a place that attracts people with massive holes in their souls.
- Julia Phillips, U.S. Film Producer >
Man must vanquish himself, must do himself violence, in order to perform the slightest action untained by evil.
- E M Cioran
Hell is paved with great granite blocks hewn from the hearts of those who said "I can do no other."
- Heywood Brown
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, then the lesson.
-Vernon Sanders
Woman is not born; she is made. In her making, her humanity is destroyed. She becomes symbol of this, symbol of that: mother of the earth, slut of the universe; but she never becomes herself because it is forbidden for her to do so.
- Andrea Dworkin
Of all possible sexual perversions, religion is the only one to ever have been scientifically systematized.
- Louis Argon
The United States is not a nation to which peace is a necessity.
- Grover Cleavland
But the relationship between morality and power is a very subtle one. Because ultimately power without morality is no longer power.
- James Baldwin
Where there is sorrow, there is holy ground.
- Oscar Wilde
"To forgive oneself -?" No, that doesn't work. We need to be forgiven. But we can only believe this is possible if we ourselves can forgive.
- Dag Hammarskjold
God is a concept by which we measure our pain.
- John Lennon
Absolute faith corrupts as absoultely as absoulte power.
- Eric Hoffer
Absolute justice is achieved by the suppression of all contradiction; therefore, it destroys freedom.
- Albert Camus
Whatever you encounter, slay at once: on meeting a buddha slay the buddha; on meeting a patriarch slay the patriarch; on meeting your parents slay your parents; on meeting your kinsman slay your kinsman; and you attain emancipation.
- Rinzai
I give the fight up: let there be an end, a privacy, an obscure nook for me. I want to be forgotten even by God.
- Robert Browning
An unquestioned belief is not worth having.
- Jim Ostrander, The Spectre #62
Don't waste your time looking up rules. You are always right. Even if it turns our later you're wrong, you were right at that time. If you change your mind about a rules judgement later, you have become righter than ever.
- Paranoia XP GM tips
A change in the weather is sufficient to recreate the world and ourselves.
- Marcel Proust
Even TIME,
the father of all,
cannot undo what has been done,
whether right or wrong.
- Pindar
To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough to make me ambitious.
- Ernest Renan
The fact that man knows right from wrong shows his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong shows moral inferiority to any creatures than cannot.
- Samuel Clemens
Powerful men in particular suffer from the delusion that human beings have no memories. I would go so far as to say that the distinguishing trait of powerful men is the psychotic certainty that people forget acts of infamy as easily as their parents' birthdays.
- Stephen Vizinczey
Power can be taken, but not given. The process of the taking is empowerment in itself.
- Gloria Steinem
To think of the future and wait was merely another way of saying one was a coward; any idea of moderation was just another attempt to disguise one's unmanly character; ability to understand the question from all sides meant that one was totally unfitted for action; fanatical enthusiasm was the mark of a real man... Anyone who held violent opinions could always be trusted, and anyone who objected to them became a suspect.
- Thucydides
Human misery is too great for men to do without faith.
- Heinrich Heine
Faith is not making religious-sounding noises in the daytime. It is asking your inmost self questions at night - and then getting up and going to work.
- Mary Jean Irion
The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Things fall apart, the center cannot hold." Yeah, and? You're complaining about entropy? Things are always falling apart, and it's up to us to be always putting them back together.
- Derek Lowe, reacting to Yeats' "TThe Second Coming"
The Gothic subculture in Cincinnati is a close-knit group of young people who revel in embracing the macabre, in wearing black, in taking on vampiresque characters in role-playing games, in drinking and dancing in eerily pulsating clubs, in relishing the persona of outcast.
''Five days a week I wear a suit and tie,'' said David Fitzgerald, 26, of Fairfield, Ohio, wearing dark red lipstick, a black choker and black clothes. ''Nobody really judges anyone here. Everyone's welcome.''
''It's dark, very mystical,'' said his wife Missy, 24, wearing a tight black knit top, black skirt with a silver zipper, fishnet stockings and black knee-high boots. ''I don't do this every day. I'm a mother.''
- Ellen Lord, Cincinnati Post, "Insside the Goth scene: Dark subculture thrives in clubs"
To pore over the literary shortcomings of twenty years ago, to attempt to patch a faulty work into perfection it missed at its first execution, to spend one's middle age in trying to mend the artistic sins committed and bequeathed by that different person who was oneself in youth - all this is surely vain and futile.
And that is why this new Brave New World is the same as the old one. Its defects as a work of art are considerable; but in order to correct them I should have to rewrite the book - and in the process of rewriting, as an older, other person, I should probably get rid not only of some of the faults of the story, but also of such merits as it originally possessed.
And so, resisting temptation to wallow in artistic remorse, I prefer to leave both well and ill alone and to think about something else.
- Aldous Huxley, regarding a later editiion of "Brave New World"
So you see, when it comes to choosing girlfriends, I have to decide whether I want her to be dumb, demented, or ugly.
- Kyle Baker, "Why I Hate Saturn&quuot;
You can't live by some utopian vision in a world of assholes.
- Kyle Baker, "Why I Hate Saturn&quuot;
People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.
- Bob Dylan
The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are.
- H.L. Mencken
Don't you understand? The sacrifice we're asking of our young is not that they die for their country, but that they kill for their country.
- Bertrand Russel, on sending youth to ffight in World War One.
Be prepared to die for a cause, but make it a correct cause.
- Oscar Wilde
Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do.
- William Ellery Channing
You never learn how to write a novel. You just learn how to write the novel that you're on.
- Gene Wolfe
An erotic film is when they use a feather. A porn film is when they use the whole chicken.
- Unknown
There is no basis for democracy except in a dogma about the divine origin of man.
- G.K. Chesterton
The other day I saw a BMW convertible. Its license plate read "BMW CONV". I couldn't help but wonder. Is that supposed to be a clue? A hint for those of us who weren't smart enough to figure out it was a BMW convertible?
- Greg Stolze
I don't believe in evil, I believe only in horror. In nature there is no evil, only an abundance of horror: the plagues and the blights and the ants and the maggots.
- Isak Dinesen
Morality is a luxury we can't afford out here. There's no right or wrong, just survival or death.
- Peter Milligan, "Aliens: Sacrificce"
A horrible movie, but a pretty good description of what a typical D&D session is like.
- Unknown, on the Dungeons & Dragons movvie
Remember: when people tell you something's wrong or doesn't work, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what's wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong.
- Neil Gaiman, advice about manuscripts<
"I believe," he thought. "I have faith."
He jaunted again and failed again.
"Faith in what?" he asked himself, adrift in limbo.
"Faith in faith," he answered himself. "It isn't necessary to have something to believe in. It's only necessary to believe that somewhere there's something worthy of belief."
- Alfred Bester, "The Stars My Desttination"
Now faith is the essence of things hoped for. The evidence of things not seen as yet . . .
You don't know what faith is.
Faith is my hope.
Faith is my stiff-lipped denial.
Faith is my salvation.
And salvation is praying the breath into her body one more morning, one more evening, one more day. Just one more day.
And, Christ - with all the sickness that hung in the air of that house, like black cigar smoke, why were they so concerned, so obsessed and desperate, with taking my medicine away?
Because faith is the evidence of no other options, hard-core opiate for serious addicts. I was a heretic, tripping on acid. Good Christians want heroin, tinfoil, and tears.
- Scott Peck "All-American Boy: A MMemoir"
That man is the product of causes which had no prevision of the end they were achieving; that his origin, his growth, his hopes and fears, his loves and beliefs, are but the outcome of accidental collocations of atoms; that no fire, no heroism, no intensity of thought and feeling, can preserve an individual life beyond the grave; that all the labors of the ages, all the devotion, all the inspiration, all the noonday brightness of human genius, are destined to extinction in the vast death of the solar system, and the whole temple of man's achievement must inevitably be buried beneath the debris of a universe in ruins--all these things, if not quite beyond dispute, are yet so nearly certain, that no philosophy which rejects them can hope to stand.
- Bertrand Russell (1918), A Free Man's Worship.
OTHERS, I am not the first,
Have willed more mischief than they durst:
If in the breathless night I too
Shiver now, 'tis nothing new.
More than I, if truth were told,
Have stood and sweated hot and cold,
And through their reins in ice and fire
Fear contended with desire.
Agued once like me were they,
But I like them shall win my way
Lastly to the bed of mould
Where there's neither heat nor cold.
But from my grave across my brow
Plays no wind of healing now,
And fire and ice within me fight
Beneath the suffocating night.
- A. E. Houseman, " Others, I am noot the first" from "A Shropshire Lad"
Magic occurs between parent and child. I recall awful nights as a fledgling father with a crying infant, my first child. Night after night, she would scream and I would yell just as wildly in my mind. But magic occurred. Sometimes, I would pick her up, hold her close to me and say, "It is all right. It is all right". This is word magic. It was not all right from the everyday-life point of view. She was miserable and I was too. Besides, she could not understand what I said. Furthermore, I could not understand it either. But both of us were made content. "It is all right." That was a conviction about her, me, our relationship and our future. This is very basic magic. Many years later, I spent six months in a hospice, caring for those who were dying. They did die, and they did so while I was in their company, sitting beside them, often holding their hands or resting my hand on their shoulders. As I sat for hours and watched them die, it became clear that, you guessed it, "Everything was all right." How could this be? It was not all right. The person might be young with a family and career. The person might be older and have serious issues about their lives that were unresolved. And I was not very all right myself in my life, family and work. Even so, I said, "Everything is all right," and it was so. At the end, as well as at the beginning, of life, such primary life magic is commonplace.
- Robert Neale, "Magic and Meaning&"
All things to nothingness descend,
They grow old, fail, and reach the end.
Men die, iron rusts, wood turned decayed,
Towers fall, walls sink,
Sweet roses fade.
Not long does any name resound
Beyond the grave - unless it's found
Inside a book.
Only the pen
Can make immortal,
Women and men.
- Wace, Anglo-Norman chronicler (1100-744)
"How did all this -" He gestured at the universe around us. "- get here? How did I come to be stuck here in it? Will I end, when it cools? If not, then what?" He relit the joint, took a second great hit.
So I continued for him. "Does it matter what I do in the meantime? If so, why? Is it all going somewhere? Is there some kind of point? Or is virtue its only reward? Is there a God?"
Doc exhaled and took up the litany. "And if so, is anyone mounting an assault on Heaven? That's the thing I never grokked about religious belief, you know? All the time I spent watching people die for a living . . . watching their loved ones buckle with grief and loss . . . seeing that all human lives begin with agony, and most of them end with it . . . that no more than five or ten percent of real-life stories, if that, get anything you could call a happy ending -" Deep breath. "- that a good half of even those of us lucky enough to die in a hospital bed die in unbearable pain, which God allegedly forbids us to shorten . . . that when we beg Him on our knees for ten thousand years straight to explain why this torture must happen, to as many souls as procreatively possible, all we get back is 'Trust me.'" Deep breath. He reached across the table, took my hand, squeezed. "I can understand why people believe in God, Jacob. I just can't understand why they aren't trying their best to kill the motherfucker."
- Spider Robinson, "Callahan's Con&"
If you happen to read fairy tales, you will observe that one idea runs from one end of them to the other--the idea that peace and happiness can only exist on some condition. This idea, which is the core of ethics, is the core of the nursery-tales.
- G. K. Chesterton
Fairy tales are experienced by their hearers and readers, not as realistic, but as symbolic poetry.
- Max Luthi
If you see the magic in a fairy tale, you can face the future.
- Danielle Steel, Christian Science Moniitor March 21, 1985
Fairy tales were not my escape from reality as a child; rather, they were my reality -- for mine was a world in which good and evil were not abstract concepts, and like fairy-tale heroines, no magic would save me unless I had the wit and heart and courage to use it widely.
- Terri Windling
Apparently there is a certain point at which your intellect and sensitivity are so advanced that you have nothing but bitter contempt for the world. That's fine when you're 21 and you're still infuriated by the inability of mankind to perfect itself by next Tuesday, but in adults it just sounds like an adolescent hissy fit.
- James Lileks
Why me?
The cry of ages.
Unanswerable.
- Unknown
The eternal quest of the human being is to shatter his loneliness.
- Norman Cousins
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
- George Orwell
Old ladies with twenty cats
- MacMillon McGraw Hill, from "Refllecting Divertity" (Stereotypes to avoid when making textbooks for them)
Poet: A person born with the instinct to poverty.
- Elbert Hubbard
Restless in life and seeking no end in death
For breath of the ages in the face of the air
Still ghosts to the vitality
Of our most early and unwritten forebears
Whose wizardry still makes a like of history
Who somehow reared and loosed an impossible beauty
Enduring yet
Among the green islands of the grey North Sea
And I will not forget.
- Robin Williamson, from "Five Deniials On Merlin's Grave"
One for sadness, two for mirth;
Three for marriage, four for birth;
Five for laughing, six for crying:
Seven for sickness, eight for dying;
Nine for silver, ten for gold;
Eleven a secret that will never be told.
- A variant on the old rhyme
But for the religious mind and soul, the issue has never been the existence of God but the importance of God, the difference that God makes in the way we live. To believe that God exists the way that you believe the South Pole exists, though you have never seen either one, to believe in the reality of God the way you believe in the Pythagorean theorem as an accurate abstract statement that does not really affect your daily life, is not a a religious stance. A God who exists but does not matter, who does not make a difference in the way you live, might as well not exist.
- Harold Kushner
Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.
- Margaret Chittenden
Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies.
- Unknown
As we write this, the US biotechnology firm Epicyte experiments with a new breed of contraceptives: corn that is designed to render the men that eat it infertile. And as we explain elsewhere on this site, there's a real possibility lab crops like these `escape' into nature, turning more and more crops into contraceptives.
- http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/Sperm%20probblem.htm
It is the same thing, to think of something and to think that it is, since you will never find thought without what-is, to which it refers, and on which it depends.
- Parmenides
What shall come to pass afterward, when all the world is burned, and dead are all the gods and all the champions and all mankind?
- Gangleri, Prose Edda.
You can believe anything you want. The universe is not obliged to keep a straight face.
- Solomon Short
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
- Unknown
Told to me by a friend with kids in elementary school.
The administration of this particular elementary school decided to start a more inclusive policy on which words were "bad" words. Among those initiated to the category was "suck" (when not referring to the principle of suction).
One day a child came up to the teacher to inform her that one of the other students had said a bad word.
"What was the bad word he said?" asked the teacher.
"I can't say it."
"It's ok to tell me, you won't get in trouble for it."
"No, it's too bad, I don't want to say it"
"Well I have to know what he said in order to punish him. Can you tell me what it is without saying it?"
"Well... it rhymes with 'fuck'"
- rec.humor.funny, Redefining "bad&" language
CLEVELAND -- Cleveland police say a sixth-grade student was held up at gunpoint at a bus stop by a man who demanded his lunch money. Gregory Darby says he had $2 in his back pocket but forgot because he was scared. Darby says he froze and the man cursed at him, then ran behind some buildings
- Associated Press
This land is all too shallow
It is painted on the sky
And trembles like the wind-shook rain
When the Raven King goes by.
- Susanna Clarke, "Jonathan Strangee & Mr. Norell"
"Can a magician kill a man by magic?" Lord Wellington asked Strange.
Strange frowned. He seemed to dislike the question. "I suppose a magician might," he admitted, "but a gentleman never could."
- Susanna Clarke, "Jonathan Strangee & Mr. Norell"
The grounds of the Shadow House did not perhaps deserve the name, "gardens". No one had tended them in over a hundred years. But nor were they a wood. Or a wilderness. There is no word in the English language for a magician's garden two hundred years after the magician is dead.
- Susanna Clarke, "Jonathan Strangee & Mr. Norell"
After a moment the first corpse roused itself. There was a horrible rasping sound as its dried-out lungs filled with air and its limbs shook in a way that was very dreadful to behold. Then one by one the corpses revived and begin to speak in a guttural language which contained a much higher proportion of screams than any language known to the onlookers.
Even Wellington looked a little pale. Only Strange continued apparently without emotion.
"Dear God!" cried Fitzroy Somerset, "What language is that?"
"I believe that it is one of the dialects of Hell," said Strange.
"Is it indeed?" said Somerset. "Well, that is remarkable."
"They have learnt it very quickly," said Lord Wellington. "They have only been dead three days." He approved of people doing things promptly and in a businesslike fashion.
- Susanna Clarke, "Jonathan Strangee & Mr. Norell"
If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy, the only logical explanation is that I was made for another world.
- C.S. Lewis
"You do what you are, and you become what you do." She looked away swiftly, then back at me. "Wear fortune as a coat, true friend."
- Emma Bull, "Finder"
the story of Asimov attending a lecture on one of his own works and afterwards challenging the lecturer's conclusions. Lecturer's reply: What the hell makes you think you know what you're writing about?
- via Neil Faulkner
An adventure is an inconvenience properly considered
- Unknown (or Neil Gaiman)
Buckle Up: It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
- Bumper Sticker
IN Atlanta, Pam Gould's 1996 Honda Odyssey also sports a hippie-chic look, with butterflies and a daisy chain down the sides, and the words "Feelin' Groovy" on the back. Reaction to the car has varied widely, she said. "The scariest was a 9-year-old child, who said, `Why did you do that? It's going to hurt the resale value.' "
The girl was only telling the truth, said Charlie Vogelheim, executive editor of the Kelley Blue Book. "The broader the base of interest in your vehicle, the higher the value," he noted. "If you think personalizing it by customizing the paint or doing something else really hideous can help the value, you are sadly mistaken."
- Marek Fuchs, "Pimp My Minivan? Evven Some Parents Want to Stand Out"
But driving a car covered in fire-breathing dragons or the like can have its downside. While stopped at a red light, with Mrs. Prange in the driver's seat and her husband, Stephen, and their children riding along, the Firedragon drew the notice of a group of teenagers, who challenged them to race. The Firedragon acquitted itself very nicely, thank you. And when her husband questioned her judgment, Mrs. Prange said, she told him only, "They were asking for it."
- Marek Fuchs, "Pimp My Minivan? Evven Some Parents Want to Stand Out"
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange æons, even death may die.
- The Necronomicon, of course
Christians aren't perfect, they're just forgiven.
- Bumper sticker
A third aspect of our present worldly life pointed out by the Qur'an is that while on the one hand we deeply love our worldly life, on the other we know that we were not entitled to get it i.e., we didn't do anything to get this life. In other words, we also experience in this world, according to the Qur'anic jargon, the display of mercy. This mercy enables all of us to continue to benefit from the blessings of this world undeservingly. If there are instances where life doesn't appear to be a blessing, those are only exceptions meant, as if, to prove the rule.
- from "The rationale offered by Quur'an to support belief in God"
Another aspect pointed at by the Qur'an is the fact that it is not mere manifestation of order in the universe, nor existence of simple arrangements meant to ensure our survival that one experiences, what is also observable to a keen viewer is the fact that the system is functioning extremely intelligently
- from "The rationale offered by Quur'an to support belief in God"
If God didn't want us fucking livestock, why did he make them so sexy?
- Unknown
In a real sense, there are three partners to every civil marriage: two willing spouses and an approving State.
- Marshall CJ, 18 November 2003
Everyone you say who says that they have no religious beliefs is just so certain about their belief that they accept it as truth. If you just start asking probing questions, and they start getting mad, then you've found their religion.
- Orson Scott Card
Fiction is a very poor tool for conversion, because if I label it as fiction then I'm telling you it's a pack of lies from the very start.
- Orson Scott Card
"What I'm . . . I'm trrying trying . . . I'm telling you . . ." Fumbling, fumbling. "I'm saying what people say to people every day. I'm saying what what you said to me. I'm saying I love you."
" . . . Fuck . . ."
"I tell you I love you, and you say fuck?"
. . . Yeah . . ."
"You told me you loved me. It's only supposed to work one way?"
"No, but . . . Fuck . . ."
Ian laughed some. "Sucks, doesn it?"
"Yeah."
"You love somebody, it's nothing. Easy. All you have to do is sit there and love them. Somebody loves you . . . that's obligation you're feeling."
"Fuck. Thought love was supposed to feel food."
- John Pidley, "Those Who Walk In DDarkness"
Honey, I've seen a desc of a dalmatian puppy in bondage gear
- from www.rpg.net
Golden Age Superhero game set in the early 40's, player seriously asked how many points he could get for being adicted to child pornography.
- from www.rpg.net
If it has horses and swords in it, it's a fantasy, unless it also has a rocketship in it, in which case it becomes science fiction. The only thing that'll turn a story with a rocketship in it back into fantasy is the Holy Grail.
- Debra Doyle
If someone wants to remain anonymous in death, don't conquer nations, murder, rape, and pillage.
- Tokezo Tenken, with advice to live by
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
(I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.)
I have one major rule: everybody is right. More specifically, everybody- including me- has some important pieces of the truth, and all of those pieces need to be honored, cherished, and included in a more gracious, spacious, and compassionate embrace.
- Ken Wilber
So I have learned this rule: When I want to do good, evil is there with me.
- Romans 7:21
Reason - rationality - is a concentration camp, where the sets of concepts for surviving in a chaotic universe form vast, though finite, rows of huts, separated into blocks by electric fences, which the searchlights of Attention rove over, picking out now one group of huts, now another.
Thoughts, like prisoners - imprisoned for their own security and safety - scurry and march and labour in a flat two-dimensional zone, forbidden to leap fences, gunned down by laser beams of madness and unreason if they try to.
- Ian Watson, "The Embedding"<
Dear Yahoo!:
What is a lobotomy and what does it do to you?
Priscilla
Fresno, California
Dear Priscilla:
A lobotomy is a surgical technique that involves making an incision in the brain's frontal lobe, severing several nerve tracts. Today lobotomies are usually just the subject of a grim joke, but this crude procedure used to be a relatively common way to pacify aggressive mental patients.
Between 1939 and 1951, over 18,000 lobotomies were performed in the United States. Egas Moniz, the physician who pioneered the practice, won a Nobel Prize for his efforts.
An American physician named Walter Freeman was the procedure's biggest proponent, performing dozens of lobotomies in a single session. He used an ice pick-like instrument that was inserted through a patient's eye socket, then whisked back and forth. Horrifying, but true.
- Ask Yahoo! http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/220041101.html
TV is chewing gum for the eyes
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.
- Joseph Stalin
"I'd be your Pussy, young man, if I was Pussy...It's my opinion that you think you've only to call to your Pussys by the dozen to make 'em come!"
- Charles Dickens, in an example of why quotes shouldn't be taken out of context.
"We all need some therapy, because somebody came along and said 'liberal' means 'soft on crime, soft on drugs, soft on Communism, soft on defense, and we're gonna tax you back to the Stone Age because people shouldn't have to go to work if they don't want to.' And instead of saying 'Well, excuse me, you right-wing, reactionary, homophobic, anti-eductaion, anti-choice, pro-gun, 'Leave it to Beaver' trip back to the fifties,' we cowered in the corner and said 'Please, don't hurt me.'"
- Bruno Gianelli, The West Wing 3x06, &qquot;Gone Quiet"
My fellow Americans, the people of this nation have spoken, and spoken with a clear voice. So I am here to offer my concession. [Boos, groans, rending of garments]
I concede that I overestimated the intelligence of the American people. Though the people disagree with the President on almost every issue, you saw fit to vote for him. I never saw that coming. That's really special. And I mean "special" in the sense that we use it to describe those kids who ride the short school bus and find ways to injure themselves while eating pudding with rubber spoons. That kind of special.
- Adam Felber, from "Concession speeech" [http://www.felbers.net/mt/archives/000945.html]
More than 40% of you Bush voters still believe that Saddam Hussein had something to do with 9/11. I'm impressed by that, truly I am. Your sons and daughters who might die in this war know it's not true, the people in the urban centers where al Qaeda wants to attack know it's not true, but those of you who are at practically no risk believe this easy lie because you can. As part of my concession speech, let me say that I really envy that luxury. I concede that.
- Adam Felber, from "Concession speeech"
The world always seems brighter when you've just made something that wasn't there before.
- Neil Gaiman
Some people want an hour of your time; I want a piece of the rest of your life.
- Dr. Martin Collis, speakwell.com
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
- Joan Welsh
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!"
- Unknown
There is nothing noble in being superior to someone else. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self.
- Hindu proverb.
I looked at them and didn't see architecture. I saw infestations of middle managers, tortuous chains of command, stupor inducing meetings, ever widening gyres of email. I saw people scratching up dust like chickens and calling it work.
- Kate Jennings on New York's Skyscraperrs, "Moral Hazard"
No instances of blindness have been shown to result from LSD use, but, of course, there are millions of blind people and hundreds of known causes of blindness which the public and press have shown much less concern about than the propaganda associating LSD with this severe disability. The propensity of the mass media uncritically to accept lurid and sensationalistic stories emanating from generally untrustworthy and uninformed government sources is probably far more dangerous to our social fabric than LSD. Printers' ink in one sense is the most dangerous chemical in use.
- Joel Fort, "The Pleasure Seekers&"
An 11-year-old boy's amazing ability to break wind leads him first to fame and then to death row, before it helps him to fulfill his ambition of becoming an astronaut.
- Synopsis for the movie Thunderpants
Not having to pay attention to what's happening around you is the most expensive luxury there is.
- Teresa Nielsen Hayden
Several different types of DOS (Divine Operating System) are available from the various faith manufacturers, including the popular "Allah" distributed by the Islamic Faith International and "God" - a shareware version of the Hebrew "Jehovah" developed by Worldwide Christendom
- http://members.ozemail.com.au/~imcfadyyen/notthenet/faq.htm
After a short break, I went to interrogate my Romantics prisoner. He went through FIVE amputations (a new record by my count) before he broke down. He told me that Easter was an ancient holiday on which the dead would rise from their graves and give chocolates to the living. Then they would engage in wild drinking and sex before sitting around the family table to feast on cooked Easter Bunnies (obviously cloned from the original). The trail seemed complete, but I wanted to make sure, so I interrogated a dozen other traitors to double-check.
That's when I heard from a repenting FCCCP member that the Easter holiday started when one of their First High Programmers died for 3 daycycles and then came back to life. Shortly before going into stasis, he said that he would come back one daycycle to punish the traitors and reward the loyal.
So how WOULD such a feat occur? Luckily, I remembered an Old Reckoning book that I salvaged from a failed Troubleshooter squad entitled "Frankenstein". What I thought was an early guide to rampant bots was really a scientific journal on the process of resurrecting a dead body. The key ingredient was a lot of electricity.
Back in those crude times, they used lightning. Nowadays, a properly-setup nuclear reactor would suffice.
- comment from The Paranoia Lexicon, htttp://paranoia.allenvarney.com/index.cgi/Easter_20Bunny_20Device
Saint Catherine was born in 1347 of a large family (her mother had 25 pregnancies one half of which were carried to term)
- Mario Reda, Anorexia and the Holiness of Saint Catherine of Siena [http://www.albany.edu/scj/jcjpc/vol8is1/reda.html]
At seven years, after a vision of Christ while returning home after a visit to her sister Bonaventure who was "happily married to a rich painter who was rough and brutal" (Uboldi, 1995), Catherine decided to "deprive herself of this flesh, of all flesh as far as possible." When her mother insisted that she eat, she secretly began to throw meat under the table. According to Bell (1987), this conflict with her mother was interpreted as a sign that "Catherine, still being a child, was beginning already to develop the capacity to draw on her true internal strength which she derived only from her personal relationship with God"
- Mario Reda, Anorexia and the Holiness of Saint Catherine of Siena
"Only the little people pay taxes."
- Leona Helmsley (reported at her trial for tax evasion)
The truth is that a really brilliant author can commit all kinds of heinous literary crimes and still create a masterpiece. The other truth, less pleasant, is that there are more heinous literary crimes than there are brilliant authors.
- HarborRat, nanowrimo forums
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No man with any sense of humor, ever founded a religion.
- Robert G. Ingersoll
Give to every human being every right that you claim for yourself.
- Robert G. Ingersoll
Happiness is not a reward - it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment - it is a result.
- Robert G. Ingersoll
My creed is that: Happiness is the only good. The place to be happy is here. The time to be happy is now. The way to be happy is to make others so.
- Robert G. Ingersoll
So many Gods, so many creeds,
So many paths that wind and wind,
When just the art of being kind
Is all this sad world needs.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
- Betty Reese
I have suggested that there should be tattooed on the forehead of every young person a symbol showing possession of the sickle-cell gene or whatever other similar gene, such as the gene for phenylketonuria. If this were done, two young people carrying the same seriously defective gene in single dose would recognise this situation at first sight, and would refrain from falling in love with one another.
It is my opinion that legislation along this line, compulsory testing for defective genes before marriage, and some form of semipublic display of this possession, should be adopted.
- Linus Pauling, 1949, the man who firstt identified the form of hemoglobin associated with sickle-cell anemia
Science is the search for truth-it is not a game in which one tries to beat his opponent, to do harm to others. We need to have the spirit of science in international affairs, to make the conduct of international affairs the effort to find the right solution, the just solution of international problems, not the effort by each nation to get the better of other nations, to do harm to them when it is possible.
- Linus Pauling, in 'No More War!' (19588).
Hot Hot Searing! Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
- backronym for H2S04
They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
- Carl Sagan
The First World War killed fewer victims than the Second World War, destroyed fewer buildings, and uprooted millions instead of tens of millions - but in many ways it left even deeper scars both on the mind and on the map of Europe. The old world never recovered from the shock.
- Edmond Taylor, in "The Fossil Monnarchies"
The old lady told me that all the girls in the village of Annezin prayed every night for the War to end, and for the English to go away - as soon as their money was spent. And that the clause about the money was always repeated in case God should miss it.
- Robert Graves, in "Good-bye to alll that"
The first incident had already exposed the department to more criticism for its use of Tasers, which it has begun distributing in greater numbers to officers.
The 6-year-old boy was shocked on Oct. 20 in the principal's office at Kelsey Pharr Elementary School. Principal Maria Mason called 911 after the child broke a picture frame in her office and waved a piece of glass, holding a security guard back.
The boy had cut himself under his eye and on his hand when officers arrived.
"The police could have handled this better," said the boy's mother, Kathy Rojas. "They did not have to shoot him."
- Miami Police Review New Tasered-Child Case, AP
Rev. Kirby Hensley was brought up in a Baptist home in North Carolina. He could neither read nor write, but he still had a strong desire to learn and was a student of life. He began the Universal Life Church in 1959 with the idea that all people should be accepted, regardless of their faith
- About us information for the Univeral Life church (Apparently you are accepted even if you can't read as well)
What makes loneliness an anguish is not that I have no one to share my burden, but this: I have only my own burden to bear.
- Dag Hammarskjold
Poetry is what gets lost in translation.
- Robert Frost
It is the job of poetry to clean up our word-clogged reality by creating silences around things.
- Stephen Mallarme
The real problem is not that there is no reason to live, the real problem is there is no reason not to live too...
- Unknown
Someone once said that if you must model a character after an exboyfriend, give the character a small penis. He's less likely to sue or complain. >;-)
- Courtesy of Writers Point of View
It is not inertia alone that is responsible for human relationships repeating themselves from case to case, indescribably monotonous and unrenewed. It is shyness before any sort of new and unforseeable experience with which one does not think oneself able to cope, but only someone who is ready for everything, who excludes nothing, not even the most enigmatical, will live the relation to another as something alive.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
The difference between a madman and a genuius is that we force the madman to live in our world while the genius forces us to live in his.
- Karl Evander Kaufeld
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
- Thomas Paine
Democracy, n:
A government of the masses. Authority derived through mass meeting or any other form of direct expression. Results in mobocracy. Attitude toward property is communistic... negating property rights. Attitude toward law is that the will of the majority shall regulate, whether it is based
upon deliberation or governed by passion, prejudice, and impulse, without restraint or regard to consequences. Result is demagogism, license, agitation, discontent, anarchy.
- U. S. Army Training Manual No. 2000-255 (1928-1932), since withdrawn.
Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
- Unknown
The profoundest truth of war is that the issue of battle is usually decided in the minds of the opposing commanders,not in the bodies of their men.
- B.H. Liddell Hart
Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty.
- Henry Ford
... although the soul wants to ascend to heaven, mountaineering does not bring it closer to God
- Philostratus, "Life Of Apolloniuss"
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
- Samuel Beckett
Eugenics is survival of the not-poorest
- SnailSlug, on esper.net
Though there be no such thing as Chance in the world; our ignorance of the real cause of any event has the same influence on the understanding, and begets a like species of belief or opinion.
- David Hume
The hatred for art, of which our society provides such fine examples, is so effective today only because it is kept alive by artists themselves.
- Albert Camus
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
- Buddha
Politics have no relation to morals.
- Niccolo Machiavelli
The sun does not ask for admission to the carnival of life.
- Chinese Proverb
WORSHIP thou God in such wise that if thy worship lead thee to the fire, no alteration in thine adoration would be produced, and so likewise if thy recompense should be paradise. Thus and thus alone should be the worship which befitteth the one True God.
Shouldst thou worship Him because of fear, this would be unseemly in the sanctified Court of His presence, and could not be regarded as an act by thee dedicated to the Oneness of His Being. Or if thy gaze should be on paradise, and thou shouldst worship Him while cherishing such a hope, thou wouldst make God's creation a partner with Him, notwithstanding the fact that paradise is desired by men.
- the Persian Bayan
Now, if this use of a TV series to describe biological threats and biological warfare seems
somewhat unusual, I invite you to consider the more conventional alternatives. We can speculate
on scenarios, delivery methods, and lethality, we can conduct studies and exercises, and we can
write doctrine until hell freezes over, but our chances of really being much better than Buffy are
simply not that great - at least until we have a much clear picture of what kind of biological
attacks actually materialize, how effective they really are, and how biotechnology evolves over
the coming decades.
- BIOLOGICAL WARFARE AND THE "BUFFYY PARADIGM", http://www.csis.org/burke/hd/reports/Buffy012902.pdf
Sanity...hum...I've heard of that. It's a disease, right? There is nothing SANE about writing. Think about it -- we spend HOURS making stuff up in our heads and then we write about it. We talk to ourselves -- er...our characters. And we consider it a success when they TALK BACK.
Yes, we are insane. Isn't it cool?
- Kim, Marathon Writers Yahoo! group >
If I could choose one degree for the people I hire it would be English. You can teach a group of Cub Scouts to do portfolio analysis.
- Vice-President for First Atlanta Corpooration
I think my favorite theme of his is that no matter how grim the circumstances in which you find yourself, or how little you're at fault for being in them, if you respond by becoming a monster, you're still a monster.
- Teresa Nielsen Hayden, on Joss Weedon''s Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Life, every now and then, behaves as though it had seen too many bad movies, when everything fits too well - the beginning, the middle, the end - from fade-in to fade-out."
- Harry Dawes, The Barefoot Contessa, 19954
For I am sure that no man asketh mercy and grace with true meaning, but if mercy and grace be first given to him.
- Julian of Norwich
"Take sides! Always take sides! You may sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong! Heaven save us from poltroons who fear to make a choice!!"
- R. A. Heinlein, "Double Star"t;
The world is round; it has no point.
- Adreinne E. Gustoff
For Man to attempt comprehension of the afterlife, is as the tadpole attempting to understand the frog.
- a Jesuit Text
I don't have an opinion about pornography, because I've never seen any. I don't even own a pornograph.
- Groucho Marx
Johannes Agricola (2004-2004): a giant undead German Protestant reformer, at first loved by Dr. Oboli, but later betrayed by him and utterly destroyed. He flung many people directly into Heaven, as well as one very surprised cat.
- Hitherby Dragons, http://rebecca.hitheerby.com/archives/000420.php
I suppose I'm a born novelist, for the things I imagine are more vital and vivid to me than the things I remember
- Ellen Glasgow
If there really is an afterlife, I'll bet the best way to contact it is through a plastic, mass-produced board game from Milton Bradley!
- Mad Magazine, on Things you never hearr people say (paraphrased)
The National Rifle Association says that, Guns don't kill people, uh, people do. But I think, I think the gun helps.
- E. Izzard
The world would be a very different place if women were in charge. There would be no more wars... just some very tense negotiations every 28 days.
- Unknown
Nearly every Voodoo service has animal sacrifice. By killing the animal one releases life. The loa are exhausted by the taxing task of running the universe. Thus they can receive this life sacrificed to them and are re-juvenated. They are usually quite happy about this.
- Bob Corbett
"The Annotated Brothers Grimm'' treats the stories as something important -- not, in the end, because of what they tell us of the buried roots of Germanic myth, or because of the often contradictory and intermittently fashionable psychoanalytic interpretations, or for any other reason than that they are part of the way we see the world, because they should be told. That's what I took from it, anyway. But fairy tales are magic mirrors: they show you what you wish to see.
- Neil Gaiman
Folks, the Gummint and/or Society and/or whoever can't save you from yourself. Reality is too complicated and too multifarious and--perhaps fortunately--people themselves are just too fundamentally ornery. A society ultimately has no choice but to foster individual responsibility, because reality is ultimately self-enforcing.
- Steve Gillett
You know what that "take personal responsibility" BS is about? It's saying "You must have done something wrong in order for this to be happening to you," which of course is just another way of saying "That's never going to happen to me."
- Teresa Nielsen Hayden
Lots and lots of communication goes on among non-human species; the basic rule for detecting honesty is 'saying this has a cost'.
So when a healthy, adult antelope notices the lion, it springs straight upwards before running off.
That has a cost -- it delays the antelope getting further away from the lion -- but what it communicates is 'I'm healthy, you can't catch me', since it takes a healthy antelope to do it at all, and, lo, the lions generally do not make a serious predation attempt at that point.
Someone who never tells you anything that reflects poorly on them or their interests is lying to you. Noticing the lack of anything that has a cost to them in their communication won't tell you what they're lying about, but it will tell you that they're lying.
- Graydon Saunders
Augh! This card is eating my brain! Or, how many bland Christmas cards can Josh send out before snapping? (Be happy, it's not your brains (postage issues)).
- The actual text of one of the christmaas cards I sent out. Hope it's not yours :)
You do not like to suffer yourself. How can you inflict suffering on others? Every killing is a suicide.
- Ramana Maharish
"God is in the DNA of this nation. We believe that changing the definition of marriage is changing the divine institution that God put in place for the order of our society."
- Gordon Young, pastor of the First Asseembly of God Church in St. John's, Newfoundland, on the Canadian Supreme Court OKing Same Sex Marriage
Essentially, you are no longer a valued part of the entire exchange: You are a Click Monkey, a mindless automaton attempting to retrieve content that may not even exist, like a toy robot running into a staircase and pitifully whirring against the first step.
While most webmasters will not admit this to your face, many of them have dangerously bought into the Lexicon of Marketing, where you measure the success of your website by the number of people who connect and stare at your ads, bringing in pennies with every click-through.
- Jason Scott, http://www.textfiles.com//thoughts/advertising.html
[This post is semi-recyled from some module material for my Nietzsche class, but recycling flawed material is just another term for the human condition. So that's alright.]
- John Holbo, http://examinedlife.typepaad.com/johnbelle/2004/10/youre_the_one_f_1.html
My most recent battles? Last week, my son was invited to a popular hamburger chain. According to an article I've read on-line, even their french fries have beef-based flavor-enhancers! Plus, this particular chain was against everything we believed in.
McYUCK!
I said no. A tantrum ensued. I held my ground, wondering if I was being unnecessarily rigid, but decided I'd rather err on the side of my son's health and well-being than not. How could I not, when I've read that children start developing plaque in their arteries as young as ten years old?
- Misty Pilgrim, http://www.vegfamily.coom/vegan-children/transition.htm
I'm going to buy my son an organic, non-dairy pizza at the local coop for his class's pizza party. It's a little pricey, but it's not like stuff like this happens every day.
Things are gradually getting easier. The cub scout den leader was polite, and respectful. He asked for, and I provided him with, some guidelines, including those that explained why Jon would never go on a field trip to a circus, rodeo, or try to earn a badge for fishing.
- Misty Pilgrim, http://www.vegfamily.coom/vegan-children/transition.htm
Is being vegan more work? Of course it is! Our meat-eating culture has taught us to sacrifice the lives of beasts and our health in exchange for convenience, and when we give up that culture, we give up some of our convenient ways
- Misty Pilgrim, http://www.vegfamily.coom/vegan-children/transition.htm
Santa Claus symbolizes giving. Where's the downside?
For the secular bunch, the downside is celebrating a philosophy that encourages peace, but also makes judgments about right and wrong. And it is those judgments that scare the bejesus, sorry, about out of the progressives. Once you start holding people accountable for their behavior, the progressive vision falls apart.
- Bill O'Reilly, "Talking Points Meemo"
You know you're winning when the fanatics start accusing you of bias. And that has started again. I'm not going to dignify. The defamation is dopey, other than to tell you it's exactly the same thing that happened when I defended Mel Gibson's movie about Jesus.
- Bill O'Reilly, "Talking Points Meemo"
In the next two decades, expect a rash of lawsuits by children with genetic defects against their parents. If the parents were informed during pregnancy that the child would suffer physical or mental difficulties as a result of genetic defect, should the child be able to sue the parent for failing to abort?
- Ben Shapiro
Churchill reportedly told Stalin that he favored execution of captured Nazi leaders. Stalin answered, "In the Soviet Union, we never execute anyone without a trial." Churchill agreed saying, "Of course, of course. We should give them a trial first."
- Doug Linder, "The Nuremberg Trialls" http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/nuremberg/nurembergACCOUNT.html
How delightful are the pleasures of the imagination! In those delectable moments, the whole world is ours; not a single creature resists us, we devastate the world, we repopulate it with new objects which, in turn, we immolate. The means to every crime is ours, and we employ them all, we multiply the horror a hundredfold
- Marquis de Sade
And when I was growing up, we always talked about "swamps." Now we talk about "wetlands." Do you know what a "wetland" is? It's a swamp that white people care about.
- Carl Anthony
Let us remember...that in the end we go to poetry for one reason, so that we might more fully inhabit our lives and the world in which we live them, and that if we more fully inhabit these things, we might be less apt to destroy both.
- Christian Wiman
He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
- Victor Hugo
... the PhD that Dr Bannock got from OIUCM only costs $850. I'm told there are lots of people on Harley St with OIUCM PhDs. Now listen: the editor of Life is on holiday at the moment, and while he's away we run the budget. So 850 emails, that's all I need, and we might just be able to buy a PhD for my dead cat before the boss gets back.
- Ben Goldacre, http://education.guardiaan.co.uk/higher/sciences/story/0,12243,1326451,00.html
Love means to learn to look at yourself
The way one looks at distant things
For you are only one thing among many.
And whoever sees that way heals his heart,
Without knowing it, from various ills -
A bird and a tree say to him: Friend.
Then he wants to use himself and things
So that they stand in the glow of ripeness.
It doesn`t matter whether he knows what he serves:
Who serves best doesn`t always understand.
- Czeslaw Milosz
"Tolkein? Lord of the Rings is not a serious book, because it doesn`t say anything interesting, or new, or truthful about the human condition."
- Philip Pullman
"It`s not a question of belief, or even of possibility, though I am sure other worlds are scientifically possible. It is a question of truth, and for a thing to be true, it doesn`t have to be possible. ... Truth is often symbolic. It is not the same as commonsense. A leap of imagination is necessary."
- Phillip Pullman, on whether he believees in other worlds
Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth.
- William Blake
"I used to teach the things that excited me, and when the teacher is excited, so are the children. What do we want to do? Stuff them with facts or open their minds?"
- Phillip Pullman, on being a teacher.
"On the whole, those writers are uninterested in language, and they live in a cult-world of their own. They read me but I don`t read them if I can help it. Telling an adventure story with witches and demons is not enough. I am interested in the Quest - and the Quest, however you decide to tell it, is the big story about human nature."
- Phillip Pullman, on fantasy writers annd why he prefers the label of children's writer.
You will find something more in woods than in books. Trees and stones will teach you that which you can never learn from masters.
- Saint Bernard
You believe in doing the right thing, but aren't always sure what that is.
- Unknown
If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe!
- Macalypse the Younger
"Witches don't exist, but if they do, they do,"
- Highway Police Capt. Gerson Fajardo, BBogota, Colombia (via Reuters)
"The sun sank beneath the leaden sky like an angry zit, obfuscated by the stygian nether that now compassed the globe."
- A suggested sunset description by moi..
A chicken is a noble beast,
The cow is much forlorner;
Standing in the pouring rain,
With a leg at every corner.
- William Topaz McGonagall
We have seen thee, Queen of Cheese,
Lying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze;
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.
All gaily dressed, soon you'll go
To the provincial show,
To be admired by many a beau
In the city of Toronto.
- James McIntyre, "Ode on the Mammooth Cheese"
The ancient poets ne'er did dream
That Canada was land of cream,
They ne'er imagined it could flow
In this cold land of ice and snow,
Where everything did solid freeze
They ne'er hoped or looked for cheese.
- James McIntyre, "Oxford Cheese Odde"
Our muse it doth refuse to sing
Of cheese made early in the spring,
When cows give milk from spring fodder
You cannot make a good cheddar.
The quality is often vile
Of cheese that is made in April
- James McIntyre
We'rt thou suspended from balloon,
You'd cast a shade even at noon,
Folks would think it was the moon
About to fall and crush them soon.
- James McIntyre
He had joined the Grecian Army;
This man of delicate frame;
And there he died in a distant land,
And left on earth his fame.
"Lord Byron's" age was 36 years,
Then closed the sad career,
Of the most celebrated "Englishman"
Of the nineteenth century.
- Julia A Moore
Have you heard of the dreadful fate
Of Mr.. P. P. Bliss and wife?
Of their death I will relate,
And also others lost their life;
Ashtabula Bridge disaster,
Where so many people died
Without a thought that destruction
Would plunge them 'neath the wheel of tide.
Julia A Moore, "Ashtabula Disaster"
I do my thing, and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations
And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you and I am I,
And if, by chance, we find each other, it's beautiful.
If not, it can't be helped.
- Frederick Perls, 1969, epigraph
Australian Aborigines say that the big stories -- the stories worth telling and retelling, the ones in which you may find the meaning of your life -- are forever stalking the right teller, sniffing and tracking like predators hunting their prey in the bush.
- Robert Moss, Dreamgates
To hunt for symbols in a fairy tale is absolutely fatal.
- W.H. Auden
Story is the vehicle we use to make sense of our lives in a world that often defies logic.
- Jim Trelease
Thou shalt not' is soon forgotten, but 'Once upon a time' lasts forever.
- Philip Pullman
The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in.
- Harold Goddard, The Meaning of Shakesppeare
The role of a writer is not to say what we can all say, but what we are unable to say.
- Anais Nin
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts
He thrusts his fists against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts.
- Tongue twister, author unknown
But by the time I got to the 400th word (I remember the day - September 10th), I realized the answer to the question was "Robots are fascinating because they are like people, and people are disgusting narcissistic beasts." I felt totally certain that all my work was, suddenly, in vain. That day I considered, ever so briefly, returning to the arms of those who love me and explaining that my quest for knowledge had been in vain, but decided on painful suicide instead.
As you can see, the suicide attempt didn't work, because the damn things fell down before I could jump off them. And then the bridges were too crowded, and the city was shut down and I couldn't get anywhere else.
- Paul Ford, from Why are robots so faciinating? [http://www.ftrain.com/ah_beautiful_robot.html#robot_exclusion_protocol]
Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
Roland: She's planting a pipe bomb?
Cassandra: Okay, two reasons.
- from the movie Saved!
Mary: I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it's a pretty good one. It's not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.
Mary: I don't really think she made it up, but I can understand why a girl would.
- from the movie Saved!
Lillian: I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window.
Mary: Yeah, so we have something to jump out of.
- from the movie Saved!
... my profession has many advantages: You get to sleep late in the morning, you don't have to wear a necktie or shoes, or even pants if you don't feel like it. The only thing wrong with it is, it's lonely. It's like masturbation in that regard: it's highly satisfactory except for the loneliness. It can be really pleasant to have someone down there in the pit with you: someone to watch your back.
- Spider Robinson, on being a writer >
I never lied to you unless I had to. I do what I got to. The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
- Adam Lazzara
Don't rewrite until an editor pays you to
- Robert Heinlein
I wonder what people with that mental disorder did before plush toys were invented
- Christy, on furries
There are trillions of stars--the universe is full of 'em. On the other hand, a light post is remarkable because it was created by the descendants of apes who couldn't manage to stay in the trees. We got together, sorted it out and created light for ourselves. We ought to be proud of that.
- Terry Pratchett
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
- Terry Pratchett
It's an old magical principle -- it's even filtered down into RPG systems -- that magic, while taking a lot of effort, can be 'stored' -- in a staff, for example. No doubt a wizard spends a little time each day charging up his staff, although you go blind if you do it too much, of course.
- Terry Pratchet
The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
- Camus
... the city council in Janesville, Wis., was urged by Americans United for the Separation of Church and State ... not to give the Salvation Army $250,000 to buy a building for a homeless shelter because worship activities would also take place inside.
- Associated Press, Jan 3 2005
Cuntando regitur mindus.
Waiting one conquers all.
The older you get, the more you realize that just surviving takes courage too.
- John Gray
"Just don't think you know a lot, because nobody does."
- Jean Caldwell
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi
To write a chapter of a book without having to worry about character, action or plot would call for little more than the ability to hit the keys of a typewriter. . . . They were straightforward, cheap paperbacks for a public that would neither read nor relish anything better. . . . And besides, I would be under no obligation to read the stuff. I would merely have to write it.
- Leslie McFarlane, on his ghost-writingg of the first Hardy Boys books
In the early volumes, McFarlane gamely tried invention. As a foil for the ingenious Hardy Boys, he created two stumblebum local police officers, Chief Collig and Deputy Smuff, who dithered and blundered and misinterpreted clue after clue. It was a technique used by detective writers from Conan Doyle to Christie. But the Stratemeyer Syndicate was not amused. This was fostering a disrespect for authority, it said. McFarlane was ordered, in subsequent volumes, to give the cops a brain.
- Gene Weingarten, "The Hardy Boys The Final Chapter"
A writer can be the most selfish person on Earth -- demanding silence, expecting adulation, shamelessly mining the privacy of those around him for literary material. McFarlane did all that. He was no hero. But at his center lay something heroically unselfish. It showed up in the Hardy Boys -- not on the pages themselves, but in the simple fact that he was writing them at all. McFarlane was willing to demean himself and, as he saw it, to betray his craft, in order to put food on the table.
- Gene Weingarten, "The Hardy Boys The Final Chapter"
Boy, I feel safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. & Kobe are walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook and clean and work in the yard and haul her ass to jail.
- Tim Allen
And it was you, it was you, who said that dreams come true.
And it was you, it was you, who said that mine would too.
And it was you who said that all I had to do was to believe.
When your ivory towers tumbled down, they tumbled down on me.
- Fred Eaglesmith, from "It was youu"
Only in silence the word,
Only in dark the light,
Only in dying life:
Bright the hawk's flight
on the empty sky.
- Ursula K. LeGuin
Why is the United States the only country with a pervasive organized crime problem
- the Mafia Encylopedia
The man who has never been flogged has never been taught.
- Menander
If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
- An ice cream koan, author unknown
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
- Marine slogan
If you gaze too long into the abyss and the abyss proceeds to makes faces at you, you should become worried.
- Josh MacLeod
When they compared the physical and mental health of 153 people - 110 who keep diaries and 43 who don't - they discovered that diarists suffered far more psychological problems. Moreover, the more often diarists made entries, the worse they felt. Worse still were diarists who reread what they have written about their lives, thoughts and feelings.
- David Yount, "AMAZING GRACE: Diarrists and list-keepers may be harming themselves"
Lin Wood, the Atlanta attorney for John and Patsy Ramsey and their son, Burke, who was 9 years old when his sister was killed, said no decision had been made on whether to appeal Figa's ruling.
"Obviously I'm disappointed," Wood said. "I don't like to lose."
- Karen Abbott, " Ramsey suit againnst Fox dismissed", Rocky Mountain News
My Dear Wife.
Mr. Davies will tell you what's happening here tonight. He's a good man, and he's done everything he can for me. I suppose there's some other good men here, too, only they don't seem to realize what they're doing. They're the ones I feel sorry for, 'cause it'll be over for me in a little while, but they'll have to go on rememberin' for the rest of their lives. A man just naturally can't take the law into his own hands and hang people without hurtin' everybody in the world, 'cause then he's just not breakin' one law, but all laws. Law is a lot more than words you put in a book, or judges or lawyers or sheriffs you hire to carry it out. It's everything people ever have found out about justice and what's right and wrong. It's the very conscience of humanity. There can't be any such thing as civilization unless people have a conscience, because if people touch God anywhere, where is it except through their conscience? And what is anybody's conscience except a little piece of the conscience of all men that ever lived? I guess that's all I've got to say except - kiss the babies for me and God bless you.
Your husband, Donald.
- from the movie The Ox-Bow Incident (19943)
God created Meth Labs to smite trailer parks he couldn't reach with his tornadoes.
- Unknown
I write because I want more than one life:I insist upon a wider selection. It's greed, pure and simple.
- Anne Tyler
Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want rain without thunder and lightning.
- Frederick Douglass
Man needs to be saved from his own wisdom as much as from his own righteousness, for they produce one and the same corruption.
- William Law
The truth is that psychological statements which describe human behavior or which report results from tested research can be scientific. However, when there is a move from describing human behavior to explaining it there is also a move from science to opinion.
- Sigmund Koch, "Psychology: A Studdy of Science"
The king was impatient, but the peasant insisted, "The rooster is still full of fury and savagely attacks any other rooster on sight." Time went on and the king wanted his rooster. The peasant said not yet, "The rooster still crows when he smells the blood of his vanquished enemies." After still more time, the peasant brought the rooster to the king and said
"Now the rooster is ready. It doesn't even acknowledge its enemies, it gives no reaction to their crows, it makes no move when they lunge. Now the rooster can defeat its enemies with merely a glance."
- Chuang Tzu
Plots start when movement starts. This movement can be physical, or it can be psychological, but it is movement. The human eye instinctivly follows a moving object. It will follow the fastest moving object if several are present. So ... make your plot move, and eyes will follow it.
A chess game doesn't start until the first piece or pawn moves.
- James D Macdonald
Story is simple. "Who are those guys?" "How do I get home?" "Who am I?" "I saw something neat." "What makes us human?" "Am I normal?"
With story we're back around the campfires thousands of years ago, telling each other who's sleeping with who, what the king's up to, what's up in the next camp over. The fire casts shadows out in the dark, the shadows of monsters and demons and gods. We tell stories about them too. Those shadows are, however, the shadows of humans.
All stories are about people.
- James D Macdonald
Neither Nancy Drew nor the Hardy Boys, going strong for fifty years, are whirlwinds of personal development. Nor is this necessarily a bad thing. As anyone who has ever put a small child to bed knows, children have a sense of ritual that would make a Victorian butler seem like a madcap free spirit.
- James D Macdonald
Ling Ling: " I come here to destroy all! And give children seizure!"
Ling Ling's seizure comment is a reference to the infamous Pokemon episode "Electric Soldier Porygon" (that has been banned in all countries) which gave hundreds of children seizures when it aired in Japan because there were rapid flashing lights on the screen for a couple of seconds
- TV Tome info. for Drawn Together episoode #1, http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-21914/epid-272615/
Then there was Antoinette Millard, who hailed from a blue-collar family in Buffalo but passed herself off as a Saudi princess. She went on shopping sprees to rack up almost $1 million in posh purchases. Sued for unpaid debts by American Express, she then countersued for $2 million, blaming Amex for soliciting her to carry the virtually no-limit Centurion Card.
As her lawyer Peter Brill told reporters, "She's someone who got caught up in the money culture that dominates New York, and the need to fit in with that culture." Asked if his client had a psychological problem, he replied, "I think everybody in New York has a long-standing psychological problem."
- Vicki Haddock, "Lessons in human buy-ology: Rampant shopaholism is rooted in a host of sociological triggers that lead us to spend well beyond our needs"
All that the devil asks if acquiescence ... not struggle, nor conflict. Acquiescence.
- Suzzane Massie
Love lives in sealed bottles of regret.
- Sean O'Faolain
I have noted that persons with bad judgement are most insistent that we do what they think is best.
- Lionel Abel
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings ... but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!
IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.
- An email forwarded by my mother
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.
The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.
And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
- Elie Wiesel
Suicide is man's way of telling God "you can't fire me, I quit"
- Bill Maher
"With my last volition, I will remove my head and place it in your trophy rack. May the next one I grow serve you better."
- David Brin, "Startide Rising"t;
The fish dies because he opens his mouth.
- Spanish Proverb
Contemplating this universe of bad advice makes me feel at once curmudgeonly and appalled. It makes me want to put out a book called The Oppressively Real Guide to Writing and Publishing. Sample chapter titles:
Why You Shouldn't Write.
A Taxonomy of People Who Are Out To Get You.
Myths and Legends of the Author Tribe.
Ever Wonder Why They Call It Submission?
Things That Won't Happen.
Some Mistakes We Have Seen.
Recurrent Episodes in the Life of the Writer.
You Can Still Escape.
- http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/aarchives/006006.html#006006
"There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him."
- Professor De La Paz, The Moon is a Harrsh misstress by Robert A. Heinlein
This product is produced in a factory that also produces nut products
- Notice on Safetway Peanut Butter Cremees, whose ingredients list includes ground peanuts
It is guarenteed to work on my systems and my systems only. If it blows up your computer, deletes your files and runs off to a tropical beach with your girlfriend
(or boyfriend) then please note that odds are you're suffering from hallucinations and should seek medical help as soon as possible.
- part of the disclaimer for The LOK Dunngeon Tileset, http://nwvault.ign.com/Files/transfer/hakpackreadme/Danmar211045876142468LOKDTSReadme.txt
It is possible that all the past is but the beginning of a beginning and that all that is and has been is but the twilight of the dawn. It is possible to believe that all the human mind has ever accomplished is but the dream before the awakening.
- H. G. Wells
The roses rested ebulliently in the pale vase, the russet hue of the dying sun gloaming filtered through the dark shadowy light of the violets which seemed azure in the myriad fractures of light reflecting off of them. In this sublimity, drawn by the transcandescent ekphrasis I had moulded it came to me that you were like nectar, a veritable mead for my delight.
- My version of "roses are red, vioolets are blue" in purple prose
Ling-Ling is no pet! Ling-Ling here to kill, and to give children seizures!
- Ling Ling, on Drawn Together
Say Ling-Ling one more time then I will kill you slow and use your skull for sex then a decoritive birdhouse
- Ling-Ling, on Drawn Together
Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to that arrogant oligarchy who merely happen to be walking around.
- G.K. Chesterton
Most modern freedom is at root fear. It is not so much that we are too bold to endure rules; it is rather that we are too timid to endure responsibilities.
- G.K. Chesterton
All you need is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
- Mark Twain
Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.
- Mark Twain
I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
- Honore de Balzac
Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead
- Johnny Carson
Democracy means freedom of sexual choice between any two consenting adults; Utopia means freedom of choice between three or more consenting adults.
- Johnny Carson
Democracy means never having the Secret Police show up at your door. Of course, it also means never having the cable guy show up at your door. It's a tradeoff. Democracy means free television. Not good television, but free.
- Johnny Carson
It was like I was saying earlier about the motivation for super heroes and how difficult that is because there aren't really any sensible motivations for dressing as a Bat and fighting crime. I mean, your parents get killed in front of your eyes, that's tough, you know. No one's saying that that isn't difficult and wouldn't be traumatic. But, a bat?
- Alan Moore
I did a parody of it in one of my recent comics where I have the main characters gunned down in front of his eyes. He says, "My parents have been gunned down in front of my eyes. I will become a mumbling, traumatized street person and scare everybody, not just criminals!"
- Alan Moore
... so long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrranize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men.
- Voltarine de Cleyre
In Neci Renascor Integer
In death one is reborn intact and pure
Life is a bowl of cherries, and all I got was the pits.
- Anonymous
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair all different colors, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared.
The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
- Unknown
Find your true face which is older than the world - The only mystery is within you
- Hui-Neng
If you do follow your bliss, you put yourself on a kind of track that has been there all the while waiting for you, and the life you ought to be living is the one you are living. When you can see that, you begin to meet people who are in the field of your bliss, and they open the doors to you.
I say, follow your bliss and don't be afraid, and doors will open where you didn't know they were going to be.
- Joseph Campbell, The Power of Myth
Truth is a pathless land, and it must come to one when there is total freedom from conditioning.
- Jiddu Krishnamurti
When your on a journey and the end keeps getting further and further away, then you realise that the real end is the journey.
- Kalfreid Graf Dirkheim
The cruel, hot summer
Led into the long, hard fall,
Becoming the dark, killing winter
Until spring replenishes us all
- Traditional Nursery Rhyme
The tide recedes but leaves behind bright seashells on the sand, The sun goes down, but gentle warmth still lingers on the land, The music stops, and yet it echoes on in sweet refrains...... For every joy that passes, something beautiful remains.
- Anonymous
There's only two things in life worth doing; find someone you can love, and live every day as though it were your last.
- Unknown
The heart of a man to the heart of a maid--
Light of my tents, be fleet--
Morning awaits at the end of the world,
And the world is all at our feet.
- Rudyard Kipling, Gypsy Trail
The child must know that he is a miracle; that since the beginning of the world there hasn't been, and until the end of the world there will not be, another child like him.
- Pablo Casalls
What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.
- Richard Bach
Freedom is a system based on courage.
- Anonymous
Christianity started out in Palestine as a fellowship; it moved to Greece and became a philosophy; it moved to Italy and became an institution; it moved to Europe and became a culture; it came to America and became an enterprise.
- Sam Pascoe, American scholar.
Love is the final end of the world's history, the Amen of the universe.
- Friedrich Von Hardenberg
Life is hard, and it's harder if you're stupid.
- George V. Higgins
They talk about the end of the world, the bombs and all, or if not the bombs then about the oceans dying, and the fish, but have you ever looked at the ocean? I used to worry, I did, but now I say to myself -- so what. So what if the world ends? My sister, though, she's just the other way -- if there's an election she has to stay up and watch it. Or earthquakes. Anything. But what's the use?
The end of the world. Let me tell you about the end of the world. It happened fifty years ago. Or maybe a hundred. And since then it's been lovely. I mean it. Nobody tries to bother you. You can relax. You know what? I like the end of the world.
- Thomas M. Disch, "334"
We tell ourselves stories in order to live . . . we live entirely, especially if we are writers, by the imposition of a narrative line upon disparate images, by the "ideas" with which we have learned to freeze the shifting phantasmagoria which is our actual experience.
- Joan Didion
Whenever we strike a child, or speak harshly to it for no reason, or do anything to sap it of its enthusiasm for life, we betray our fundamental mission as human beings, which is to leave the universe better organized than we found it.
- Marguerite Yourcenar
It is through literature that we most intimately enter the hearts and minds and spirits of other people. And what we value in this is the difference as well as the human similarities of others: that way, as C. S. Lewis put it, we become a thousand different people and yet remain ourselves.
- A. Chambers
Fairy tales are more than true - not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten.
- G. K. Chesterton
Cras amet qui nunquam amavit quique amavit cras amet.
(Tomorrow shall be love for the loveless, and for the lover tomorrow shall be love.)
- From the Pervigilium Veneris or Eve off St. Venus
Et in Arcadia ego. - I too am in Arcadia.
- Anonymous, Inscription on a tomb (the subject of paintings by Nicolas Poussin and others)
Gaudeamus igitur, / Iuvenes dum sumus. - Let us live then and be glad / While young life's before us.
- Anonymous, Medieval students' song >
Quidquid agas, prudenter agas, et respice finem. - Whatever you do, do cautiously, and look to the end.
- Anonymous, Gesta Romanorum, cap. 103
Tempora mutantur, et nos mutamur in illis. - Times change, and we change with them.
- Anonymous, Quoted in Harrison, Descripption of Britain (1577)
Wow! After half a century of despotic tyranny only 60% of Iraqis wanted to have a say in their country's future. Coincidentally, last November only 60.7% of Americans chose to play a role in their government, and that was after only four years of tyranny! I guess when it comes to chilling civic mindedness the Ba'ath party has a lot to learn from the Republicans.
- www.whatisdeepfried.com
The Kabalah, has two aspects, Objective, represented by the Spheres and the Subjective, represented by the Paths that connect them. The Numbering and the Hebrew lettering have many variations, it is left to the individuals personal experiences, to develop a system that stands up to rigorous, logical argument.
- http://www.as-above.co.uk/paths.htm
He was expelled from Salonica by its rabbis for having staged a wedding service with himself as bridegroom and the Torah as bride. His erratic behavior continued. For long periods, he was a respected student and teacher of Kabbalah; at other times, he was given to messianic fantasies and bizarre acts
- http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jssource/biography/Zvi.html
On September 15, 1666, Shabbetai Zvi, brought before the Sultan and given the choice of death or apostasy, prudently chose the latter, setting a turban on his head to signify his conversion to Islam, for which he was rewarded with the honorary title "Keeper of the Palace Gates" and a pension of 150 piasters a day.
The apostasy shocked the Jewish world. Leaders and followers alike refused to believe it. Many continued to anticipate a second coming, and faith in false messiahs continued through the eighteenth century. In the vast majority of believers, revulsion and remorse set in and there was an active endeavor to erase all evidence, even mention of the pseudo-Messiah. Pages were removed from communal registers, and documents were destroyed. Few copies of the books that celebrated Shabbetai Zvi survived, and those that did have become rarities much sought after by libraries and collectors.
- http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jssource/biography/Zvi.html
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
- Unknown
EKOmancer, a 16-year-old gray housecat on AOL, thinks that we're all latently furry. "I think that furriness can appear at anytime in a person, young or old. Maybe their reasons for it appearing are different...but I think it can happen at anytime
Since probably everyone has at least once in their life pretended they were someone they were not it's wrong to say that once you reach a certain age you're no longer allowed to do that."
- Jeff Schult and Nicole Chardenet, httpp://tftb.com/furries.htm
A strip club in Boise, Idaho has found an artful way to prance past a city law that prohibits full nudity. On what it calls Art Club Nights, the Erotic City strip club charges customers $15 (8 pounds) for a sketch pad, pencil, and a chance to see completely naked women dancers.
- Reuters, Fri Feb 18, 5:02 PM ET
They bought me a box of tin soldiers
I threw all the generals away
I smashed up the sergeants and majors
Now I play with my privates all day
- Unknown
"If we knew ahead of time what was going to happen we'd be -- we'd be like the people on Camazotz, with no lives of our own, with everything all planned and done for us. How can I explain it to you? Oh, I know. In your language you have a form of poetry called the sonnet."
"Yes, yes," Calvin said impatiently. "What's that got to do with the Happy Medium?"
"Kindly pay me the courtesy of listening to me." Mrs. Whatsit's voice was stern, and for a moment Calvin stopped pawing the ground like a nervous colt. "It is a very strict form of poetry, is it not?"
"Yes."
"There are fourteen lines, I believe, all in iambic pentameter. That's a very strict rhythm or meter, yes?"
"Yes." Calvin nodded.
"And each line has to end with a rigid rhythm pattern. And if the poet does not do it exactly this way, it is not a sonnet, is it?"
"No."
"But within this strict form the poet has complete freedom to say whatever he wants, doesn't he?"
"Yes." Calvin nodded again.
"So," Mrs. Whatsit said.
"So what?"
"Oh, do not be stupid, boy!" Mrs. Whatsit scolded. "You know perfectly well what I am driving at!"
"You mean you're comparing our lives to a sonnet? A strict form but freedom within it?"
"Yes." Mrs. Whatsit said. "You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself. What you say is completely up to you."
- Madeliene L'Engle, "A wrinkle in time"
"Your father is right," Mrs. Who took the spectacles and hid them somewhere in the folds of her robes. "The virtue is gone from them. And what I have to give you this time you must try to understand not word by word, but in a flash, as you understand the tesseract. Listen, Meg. Listen well. The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called, but God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty. And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are." She paused, and then she said, "May the right prevail."
- Madeliene L'Engle, "A wrinkle in time"
Most incidents involving animals with mysterious and unexplained powers occur among household pets.
- Strange Unsolved Mysteries Volume 2
Power corrupts. Power failure corrupts absolutely.
We're currently recovering servers from a power failure in our colocation facility. This means backing up 170gb of database on several servers and running recovery. Back soon.
- Notice on wikipedia
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks
The text that you perceive is not the text that you have written.
All drafts are illusion; all words are illusion; all readers are illusion; all questions of meaning are built of illusion.
So, too, with editors; the text that they perceive is not the text that you have written. To revise is only to alter the editor's illusion, the editor who is also a reader and so themselves an illusion. The market, that myriad of illusions, asks "Are they a worthy tale-teller? Can they change a dream's dream?".
This is only as air demands to be breathed, and not knowledge, for the myriad of illusions posses custom, and not knowledge.
The story is not an illusion; it is not the dream of the text, nor the dream of the artist, nor the dream of all artists. It is only itself.
The words are a signpost, a window, the edge of a shadow unto the story, and so others -- who are themselves illusions -- can find where the story is only itself, through the mist of words.
So it is that the dream of some words serves one story better than another, for if the story is not like unto a distance and the illusion of words is like unto a signpost, the illusions of readers who dream that they have found the story will be few.
Even so, the story is not always lost. That-which-is is glimpsed, and the illusions change themselves, because knowledge has passed through them.
This is not a miracle, but the nature of the world.
- Graydon Saunders
So I spent a long time trying to work out what the audience wanted, what this new audience wanted, what would please them. This was completely stupid. I mean, I must have somehow misplaced my arrogance. Because actually its not my job to work out what they want. Its my job to tell them what they want.
- Alan Moore
When you edit your work, pretend it was written by someone you don't like.
- The Writer's Block Calendar
As a group, writers are not more successful at the art of living than the average human being - rather to the contrary, I believe. I do not read fiction to be informed of their insights in this department, therefore. Certainly I do not read fiction to be the subject of experiment, especially of failed experiment. I do not read it to be advised of recent developments in literary theory. If I were interested in political polemic or social ideas, I would not turn to fiction to feed those interests.
I read fiction for one purpose only: to be told a story. Only that. Nothing else. If the writer can slip something else past me because I really want to find out what happens next and how it all comes out, good. But that won't happen if the writer deliberately sabotages my understanding. For me, no fiction writer has any quality whatsoever that survives compromise of the narrative values. I say again, I can't be bothered. More, I can't for the life of me see why anyone would be.
But there you are. Others read for other reasons.
- Dave Luckett
Every one knows that the Evangeliums were written neither by Jesus nor his apostles, but long after their time by some unknown persons, who, judging well that they would hardly be believed when telling of things they had not seen themselves, headed their narratives with the names of the apostles or of disciples contemporaneous with the latter.
- Bishop Fauste (Manichean heretic, 3rd century AD)
To love or not; in this we stand or fall.
- John Milton
Politicks is the science of good sense, applied to public affairs, and, as those are forever changing, what is wisdom to-day would be folly and perhaps, ruin to-morrow. Politicks is not a science so properly as a business. It cannot have fixed principles, from which a wise man would never swerve, unless the inconstancy of men's view of interest and the capriciousness of the tempers could be fixed.
- Fisher Ames (1758-1808)
Politics is a means of preventing people from taking part in what properly concerns them
- Paul Valery
All the myths deal with man's confusion over his mortality. Joseph Campbell once said that "man looks around him and sees nothing but death," and I would add to that by saying, "and wants nothing but sex ." What that means is, we all know it's all gonna end. We all know we're all gonna die and, as a result, we all want to just live in that life spark of that moment of orgasm forever. We all want the pleasure to never end because that means we're still alive. Whereas, true wisdom comes with the realization that the certainty for an end for you means the allowance of everything to continue. You're a part of the whole organism of life, the whole unto itself.
- Matt Wagner
The present age ... prefers the sign to the thing signified, the copy to the original, fancy to reality, the appearance to the essence ... for in these days illusion only is sacred, truth profane.
- Ludwig Feuerbach (1804 - 1872)
I've been a mom for 20 years, so I've heard plenty of horrendous shit.
The absolute worst though?
At the funeral for my 16 year old daughter who took her own life.
My mother in law asked how we could have let Marrissa die.
And the bitch still cannot figure out why I don't like her...
- Posted by: Janis | February 20, 2005 111:06 PM, http://chezmiscarriage.blogs.com/chezmiscarriage/2005/02/todays_guest_bl.html#comments
We've learned over the years that if we wanted we could write anything that just felt good or sounded good and it didn't necessarily have to have any particular meaning to us. As odd as it seemed to us, reviewers would take it upon themselves to interject their own meanings on our lyrics. Sometimes we sit and read other people's interpretations of our lyrics and think, 'Hey, that's pretty good.' If we liked it, we would keep our mouths shut and just accept the credit as if it was what we meant all along.
- John Lennon
Queer tales, though subversive from one point of view, are conformist from another because they endorse traditional gender roles and sexual symbolism. In narratives where men become women and women become men, feminine imagery continues to represent material reality while male biology provides the wherewithal for spiritual prowess. Thus, throbbing beyond sexual politics, time-honored metaphysical metaphors and allegories retain their mythic power.
- Devdutt Pattaniak, "Man who was aa Woman and other Queer tales from Hindu Lore"
Myth is a system of values presented as if it were a system of facts.
- Kaufert
While traveling, two monks come to a river and meet a girl who is weeping, since she is scared to cross the rapid current. The older monk picks her up and carries her across on his shoulders. Then the two monks continue their journey. After a very long time, the younger one asks: 'Does it not say in our monastic rules, that a monk should not touch and preferably not even look at, a woman?" To which the older one replies: "I put that girl down on the other bank of the river, but you are still carrying her in your mind'
- Friedhelm Hardy
The centuries come and go, literary fashions pass, but the magician reappears before us: shifting his shape and changing his name, now mocking, now awe-inspiring, but essentially the same character whose fame flew over all Europe eight centuries ago. Trickster, illusionist, philosopher and sorcerer, he represents an archetype to which the race turns for guidance and protection.
- Nikolai Tolstoy, "The Quest for MMerlin"
Magic (n) - stuff that when you do it wrong, really bad shit happens.
- Caltak (Mike Pressmar)
Ancient cities were sacred spaces, usually roughly (and sometimes precisely) circular by design, with the palace-temple complex always located at the circle's center. Thus the King dwelt at the organizing center, from which the created world radiates. Sacred mountains, sacred trees, and inner sanctums all were the "power spots" through which an energy exchange took place between the various dimensions of reality. The center was always bounded and contained by impregnable walls or "magic circles" or some other device designed to separate ordinary from extraordinary time and space
- Robert Moore and Douglas Gillette, &quuot;The Magician Within"
I've been listening to all the dissension
I've been listening to all the pain.
And I know that no matter what I do
It'll all come back to you again.
But I think that I can heal it
But I think that I can heal it
I'm a fool, but I think that I can heal it
With this song.
- Leonard Cohen
i am the stars, before the stars knew themselves
i am the genesis of worlds
i am the ruby-eyed dragon of star-white fire
i am experience made from dreams,
and the wish for a better life
i am that which changes
when change itself becomes stagnent
i am the last child of chaos,
and the first of a new age
i am the blue-lightning pheonix
born again in the energy of life
i am the end of something which has become toxic
i am the beginning of freedom,
and the chance to make a dream
- StarweaverBlue
Dedicated to the religiously impaired, i.e., those who still insist there is only one correct story of creation and that everyone else is going to hell. Every culture has a story that tries to explain its human origins. This is simply a normal human phenomenon. The lucky cultures are the ones whose creation myths contain some humor and kindness. Us modern folks are continuing the quest for human origins with the study of evolution. That's not so hard to understand, is it?
- Stan Mulder, http://www.intrepidsoftwaare.com/other/create.html
We live in a marketplace of saviors.
- Sam Keen
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Amidst all this bustle, 'tis not reason which carries the prize, but eloquence; and no man needs ever despair of gaining proselytes to the most extravagant hypothesis, who has art enough to represent it in any favourable colours.
- David Hume, "A Treatise of Human Nature"
"What did happen to him?"
"He committed suicide. Jumped off the school six stories to his death."
"But the shcool is only three stories."
"Well, the first fall didn't kill him."
- from the movie "High School High&"
A young poet visited me. He was very poor, lived by his literary work, and it seemed to me that he was grieved to see the good house I was living in, my servant who brought him a nicely served tea, my clothes made by a good tailor. He said: what a horrible thing it is to have to struggle for a livelihood, to hunt subscribers your periodical, and purchasers for your book.
I didn't want to leave him in his delusion, so I said a few words, more or less as follows. His position is difficult and disagreeable-- but how much my little luxuries cost me. In order to obtain them I departed from my natural course and became a government servant (how absurd!) and I spend and lose all those precious hours a day-- to which must be added the hours of weariness and sluggishness that follow-- what a loss, and what a betrayal! While this poor fellow doesn't waste a single hour; he's always faithful to his duty as a child of Art.
How often during my work a fine idea comes to me, a rare image, and sudden ready-formed lines, and I'm obliged to leave them, because work can't be put off. Then when I go home and recover a bit, I try to remember them, but they're gone. And it's quite right. It's as if Art said to me: 'I'm not a servant, for you to turn me out when I come, and to come when you want. I'm the greatest lady in the world. And if you deny me-- miserable traitor-- for your wretched "nice house," and your wretched good clothes and your wretched social position, be content with that (but how can you?) and for the moments when I come and it happens that you're ready to receive me, come outside your door to wait for me, as you ought to every day.'
- Ars Gratia Artis from the writings of C. P. Cavafy, June 1905
Our lives are based on what is reasonable and common sense; truth is apt to be neither.
- Christmas Humphreys
Babbling about "Buddha" and "Dharma" is an offense to both. Why break the quiet by talking about silence? Why fracture reality by giving it a name?
- Shen T'sing
It is wisdom that is seeking for wisdom.
- Shunryu Suzuki
I have no parents: I make heaven and earth my parents.
I have no home: I make awareness my home.
I have no life or death: I make the tides of breathing my life and death.
I have no divine power: I make honesty my divine power.
I have no means: I make understanding my means.
I have no magic secrets: I make character my magic secret.
I have no body: I make endurance my body.
I have no eyes: I make the flash of lightening my eyes.
I have no ears: I make sensibility my ears.
I have no limbs: I make promptness my limbs.
I have no strategy: I make 'unshadowed by thought' my strategy.
I have no design: I make 'seizing opportunity by the forelock' my design.
I have no miracles: I make right-action my miracles.
I have no principles: I make adaptability to all circumstances my principles.
I have no tactics: I make emptiness and fullness my tactics.
I have no talents: I make ready wit my talent.
I have no friends: I make my mind my friend.
I have no enemy: I make carelessness my enemy.
I have no armour: I make benevolence and righteousness my armour.
I have no castle: I make immovable-mind my castle.
I have no sword: I make absence of self my sword.
- Samauri Zen Creed (Variant thereof)
"I hate parades."
"Yeah, but the people love them." Hazel shrugged as Owen got to his feet and dropped the orders on the rep's chest. "It's no big deal, Owen. Just smile and wave and try to look heroic. And remember, you're supposed to kiss the babies. Not perform an impromptu exorcism on the grounds that its supernaturally ugly."
- Simon R. Green, "Deathstalker Honnour"
"I never wanted to be a warrior," said Owen. "It was thrust upon me by circumstances."
"Maybe in the beginning," said Mother Beatrice. "Nobody sane wants to be a hero. Few tales of real heroes have happy endings. But you became what you became because of who you are, because you couldn't look aside and do nothing while evil flourished. You are the best kind of warrior, Owen -- the man who never wanted to be one. I never wanted to be a Saint. I still wince inside whenever anyone uses the word. Hell, I only joined the church originally to get our of marrying Valentine Wolfe. But I found my faith, or it found me, and I can no more turn aside from those who need help than I can stop breathing. In the end, honor defines us all. because without it, our lives would have no meaning at all."
- Simon R. Green, "Deathstalker Honnour"
We murder when we dissect.
- Goethe
These are only hints and guesses,
Hints followed by guesses, and the rest
Is prayer, observance, discipline, thought and action.
- T S Eliot, "The Four Quartets: Thhe Dry Savages"
At the still point of the turning world. Neither flesh not fleshless;
Neither from nor towards, at the still point, there the dance is,
But neither arrest nor movement. And do not call it fixity,
Where past and future are gathered. Neither movement from nor towards,
Neither ascent nor decline. Except for the point, the still point,
There would be no dance, and there is only the dance.
- T S Eliot, "The Four Quartets: Buurnt Norton"
"Let me give you some advice, Captain. It may help you make sense of the world. I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."
He waved his thin hand toward the city and walked over to the window. "A great rolling sea of evil," he said, almost proprietarily, "Shallower in some places, of course, but deeper, oh, so much deeper, in others. But people like you put together little rafts of rules and vaguely good intentions and say, this is the opposite, this will triumph in the end. Amazing!" He slapped Vimes good-naturedly on the back.
"Down there are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any iniquity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness. Not the really high, creative loathsomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don't say no. I'm sorry if this offends you," he added, patting the captain's shoulder, "but you fellows really need us.
"Oh, yes. We're the only ones who know how to make things work. You see, the only good thing the good people are good at is overthrowing the bad people. And you're good at that, I'll grant you. But the trouble is that it's the only thing you're good at. One day it's the ringing of the bells and the casting down of the evil tyrant, and the next it's everyone sitting around complaining that ever since the tyrant was overthrown no one's been taking out the trash. Because the bad people know how to plan. It's part of the specifications, you might say. Every evil tyrant has a plan to rule the world. The good people don't seem to have the knack."
"Maybe. But you're wrong about the rest!" said Vime."It's just because people are afraid, and alone--" he paused. It sounded pretty hollow, even to him. He shrugged. "They're just people. They're just doing what people do. Sir."
Lord Vetinari gave him a friendly smile. "Of course, of course, you have to believe that, I appreciate. Otherwise you'd go quite mad. Otherwise you'd think you're standing on a feather-thin bridge over the vaults of Hell. Otherwise existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death. I quite understand...you may go."
...Vimes paused at the door. "Do you believe all that, sir? About the endless evil and the sheer blackness?"
"Indeed, indeed," said the Patrician, turning over the page. "It is the only logical conclusion."
"But you get out of bed every morning, sir?"
"Hmmm? Yes? What is your point?"
"I'd just like to know why, sir."
"Oh, do go away, Vimes. There's a good fellow."
- Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!!"
I always had a very positive view of the United States when I was growing up, the usual sort of "we won the space race and space ships are cool!" patriotism that dorky little SF-reading kids have. That viewpoint lasted until high school, withstanding the relatively content-free blows of elementary and middle school social studies. Sure, that Trail of Tears thing was pretty bad, and America's Latin America policy was and is blatantly corporate, but hey, we're the good guys! We protect democracy! We embody liberty and justice for all! (And we have WAY cool guns.)
About then, in high school, I started to pay more attention to politics and noticed how reliably everything gets f'ed up. I got into some knee-jerk anti-corporation save-the-earth stuff (I like to think my anti-corp rhetoric is a bit more nuanced now, even if it renders down about the same). I read about Chomsky (not Chomsky himself, natch) and thought, holy shit, he's right. I realized, for the first time, how messed up the country (and world) we live in is.
That was half of it, realizing our sad present condition. The other half was AP U.S. History. What it was to me, to that naive and idealistic me, was a brutal education in America's relentless, soul-numbing chain of atrocities. Think corporate manipulation of politics is new? Teapot Dome Scandal! In 1924! Not to mention Reconstruction. Pissed off about human rights? Hell, it only took a hundred years to get black people the vote! (Ok, ok, one fifty. One sixty? Deal.) And how about that Trail of Tears? At least everything got better for the Indians later on. Oh wait, nevermind.
It was quite a trip trying to reconcile the two Americas in my mind. On one hand, here was AMERICA, the shining, the beautiful, the bastion of liberty and humanity. The victor of World War II. On the other was the United Snakes of AmeriCo (Ltd.), the most efficient and rapacious exploiter of natural resources (human or otherwise) the world had ever seen. For a long time I couldn't do it. I hated America for not being the country I had thought it was. I didn't want to be a citizen of this America I had suddenly found myself in. I didn't want a great public education, plenty of food to eat, the right to free speech, and all that if it came with this legacy of blood and hate and suffering. Well, I'll take the food.
I think that that is the place where the rest of the world is right now. In the absence of actual knowledge of America, they had believed our incredibly prevalent and successful propaganda. That whole protector of liberty and justice schtick. Now it is getting harder and harder to ignore the truth of the matter. Which is that the United States isn't all that bright a beacon after all. It's the collision of the Hollywood America and the real America, where very few secret agents have hearts of gold.
- Heresiarch, Making Light, http://nielssenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006380.html#83332
"Finally, I wish to speak directly to those who came to London today to take life.
I know that you personally do not fear giving up your own life in order to take others - that is why you are so dangerous. But I know you fear that you may fail in your long-term objective to destroy our free society and I can show you why you will fail.
In the days that follow look at our airports, look at our sea ports and look at our railway stations and, even after your cowardly attack, you will see that people from the rest of Britain, people from around the world will arrive in London to become Londoners and to fulfil their dreams and achieve their potential.
They choose to come to London, as so many have come before because they come to be free, they come to live the life they choose, they come to be able to be themselves. They flee you because you tell them how they should live. They don't want that and nothing you do, however many of us you kill, will stop that flight to our city where freedom is strong and where people can live in harmony with one another. Whatever you do, however many you kill, you will fail."
- Ken Livingstone, Mayor of London, Julyy 7, 2005
The past, because it is the past, remains forever inaccessible to us: it vanishes, it is no longer there; we cannot touch it, and only starting from its vestiges and traces, its still-proven remains -- books, monuments, documents which have escaped the destructive action of time and men -- that we try to reconstruct it. But objective history -- the history that men make and undergo -- cares very little about the history of historians; it lets things without value subsist and destroys piteously the most important documents. .. ."
- Alexandre Koyre
The history of the American kings of capital and authority is the history of repeated crimes, injustice, oppression, outrage, and abuse, all aiming at the suppression of individual liberties and the exploitation of the people. A vast country, rich enough to supply all her children with all possible comforts, and insure well-being to all, is in the hands of a few, while the nameless millions are at the mercy of ruthless wealth gatherers, unscrupulous lawmakers, and corrupt politicians. Sturdy sons of America are forced to tramp the country in a fruitless search for bread, and many of her daughters are driven into the street, while thousands of tender children are daily sacrificed on the altar of Mammon. The reign of these kings is holding mankind in slavery, perpetuating poverty and disease, maintaining crime and corruption; it is fettering the spirit of liberty, throttling the voice of justice, and degrading and oppressing humanity. It is engaged in continual war and slaughter, devastating the country and destroying the best and finest qualities of man; it nurtures superstition and ignorance, sows prejudice and strife, and turns the human family into a camp of Ishmaelites.
- Emma Goldman, 1909
"A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death."
- Martin Luther King Jr.
The search for love and the search for wealth are always the two best stories. But while love is timeless, the story of a quest for wealth, given enough time, will always seem like the vain pursuit of a mirage.
- Mark Kurlansky, "Salt: A World Hiistory"
A country is never as poor as when it seems filled with riches.
- Laozi quoted in the Yan Tie Lun>, A Discourse on Salt and Iron, 81 B.C.
[Herodotus] the quoted a less expensive technique and finally the discount technique:
The third method, used for embalming the bodies of the poor, is simply to wash out the intestines, and keep the body for seventy days in natron.
The parallels between preserving food and preserving mummies were apparently not lost on posterity. In the nineteenth century, when mummies from Saqqara and Thebes were taken from tombs and brought to Cairo, they were taxed as salted fish before being permitted entry to the city.
- Mark Kurlansky, "Salt: A World Hiistory"
It is a sad fate for people to be defined for posterity by their enemies.
- Mark Kurlansky, "Salt: A World Hiistory"
Nevertheless it possessed its own structure and peculiar institutions, which evolved almost imperceptibly over the centuries. Medievalism was born in the decaying ruins of a senile and impotent empire; it died just as Europe was emerging as a distinct cultural unit.
- William Manchester, "A World Lit Only By Fire: The Medieval Mind and the Renaissance"
But they lacked our perspective: they could not hold a mirror up to the future. Like all people at all times, they were confronted each day by the present, which always arrives in a promiscuous rush, with the significant, the trivial, the profound, and the famous all tangled together. The popes, emperors, cardinals, lines, prelates and nobles of the time sorted through the snarl and, being typical men in power, chose to believe what they wanted to believe, accepting whatever justified their policies and convictions and ignoring the rest.
- William Manchester, "A World Lit Only By Fire: The Medieval Mind and the Renaissance"
Kings ruled at the pleasure of the Almighty; all others did what they were told to do. Jesus, the son of god, had been crucified and resurrected, and his reappearance was immanent, or at any rate inevitable. Every human being adored him (the Jews and Muslims being invisible). During the 1,436 years since the death of Saint Peter the Apostle, 211 popes had succeeded him, all chose by God and all infallible. The Church was indivisible, the afterlife a certainty; all knowledge was already known. And nothing would ever change.
The mighty storm was swiftly approaching, but Europeans were not only unaware of it, they wee convinced that such a phenomenon could not exist. Shackled in ignorance, disciplined by fear, and sheltered in superstition, they trudged into the sixteenth century in the clumsy, hunched, pigeon-toed gait of rickets victims, their vacant faces, pocked by smallpox, turned blinding towards a future they thought they knew -- gullible, pitiful innocents who were about to be swept up in the most powerful, incomprehensible, irresistible vortex since Alaric had led his Visgoths and Huns across the Alps, fallen on Rome, and extinguished the lamps of learning a thousand years before.
- William Manchester, "A World Lit Only By Fire: The Medieval Mind and the Renaissance"
Yet his achievements were often sighted. Death is always a misfortune, at least to the man who has to do the dying. In Magellan's case it was exceptionally so, however, for as a dead discoverer he was unhonored in his own time.
- William Manchester, "A World Lit Only By Fire: The Medieval Mind and the Renaissance"
Had fortune and a viceregal role in the Moluccas been Magellian's read inducement, he would have been a failure by his own lights. But his original motives remain obscure. Desperately searching for sponsorships for his voyage, he may have feigned interest in the Spice Islands. There is no proof of that, but it would have been in character. And were that the case, he would have confided in no one; he was always the most secretive of man. Moeover, the true drives of men are often hidden from them.
- William Manchester, "A World Lit Only By Fire: The Medieval Mind and the Renaissance"
Scott Carey: I was continuing to shrink, to become... what? The infinitesimal? What was I? Still a human being? Or was I the man of the future? If there were other bursts of radiation, other clouds drifting across seas and continents, would other beings follow me into this vast new world? So close - the infinitesimal and the infinite. But suddenly, I knew they were really the two ends of the same concept. The unbelievably small and the unbelievably vast eventually meet - like the closing of a gigantic circle. I looked up, as if somehow I would grasp the heavens. The universe, worlds beyond number, God's silver tapestry spread across the night. And in that moment, I knew the answer to the riddle of the infinite. I had thought in terms of man's own limited dimension. I had presumed upon nature. That existence begins and ends in man's conception, not nature's. And I felt my body dwindling, melting, becoming nothing. My fears melted away. And in their place came acceptance. All this vast majesty of creation, it had to mean something. And then I meant something, too. Yes, smaller than the smallest, I meant something, too. To God, there is no zero. I still exist!
- The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957)
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H.L. Mencken
The trouble is that you think you have time.
- Zen saying
I'm never using elves in a story, not unless I have a reason for it that'd hold up in court.
- Jessica Warner, nanowrimo forums
The artist's power should be spiritual. But the power of the majority is material. When these worlds meet occasionally, it is pure coincidence.
- Paul Klee
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
- Doug Larson
The truth is revealed once and only once.
Parliamentary democracy is by definition rotten because it doesn't represent the voice of the people, which is that of the sublime leader.
Doctrine outpoints reason, and science is always suspect.
Critical thought is the province of degenerate intellectuals, who betray the culture and subvert traditional values.
The national identity is provided by the nation's enemies.
Argument is tantamount to treason.
Perpetually at war, the state must govern with the instruments of fear. Citizens do not act; they play the supporting role of "the people" in the grand opera that is the state.
- Umberto Eco, from "Ur-Fascism&quoot;
In addition to his daily dog-handling duties, Lavelle is on a mission to regulate the bomb-dog industry. He's formed an organization called the International Explosive Dog Association -- he does not think this name is funny -- to set some standards for all the private bomb-dog suppliers that have sprung up to meet post-Sept. 11 demand. Currently, Lavelle says, there is no professional organization to regulate how the dogs are trained and handled -- which means that pretty much anyone with a dog and a leash can install himself as a bomb-sniffing team and start doing explosives searches.
- http://www.salon.com/people/2002/03/044/bomb_dogs/
I think the problem isn't elves. You can use elses, and every single stereotype, and they can work.
The only thing is to figure out HOW they work, in the sense of fitting into the novel.
If you have a race of immortal (in the long-lived, only killed by weapons sense) elves who are all beautiful and reserved -- well, why don't other species just wipe 'em out for being too perfect?
"Get rid of the elves, and the world would be a better place." ... inferiority complexes can be fun, especially if they result in attempted genocide.
(.... re-reads that. Err. Well. You know what I mean :p)
- Me, on the nanowrimo forums and elf sttereotypes
The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
- Charles du Bois
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
- Fred Allen
And the Pharisees and Sad'ducees came, and to test him they asked him to show them a sign from heaven.
He answered them, "When it is evening, you say, `It will be fair weather; for the sky is red.'
And in the morning, `It will be stormy today, for the sky is red and threatening.' You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times.
- Jesus, Matthew 16: 1-3
I believe that trying to figure out what your past lives were is bad form. We're here to figure it out from scratch, not to use Cliff's Notes.
- OnyxFlame on the sffmuse.com forums
Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
- Garrison Keillor
The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.
- James Arthur Baldwin
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A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
- Max Weinreich
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
- Paul Dirac
"The scientific approach to the examination of phenomena is a defense against the pure emotion of fear."
- Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz & Guilldenstern Are Dead"
true happiness is like a car accident...it hits you unawares every once in a while and suddenly things look different
- OnyxFlame, #sffmuse chat
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
- Robert R. Coveyou
Rabbit from a Hat
There are few tricks in magic as stereotypical of magicians as pulling a rabbit out of a hat. But even so, the trick is hardly ever performed, not because it is difficult, but because of the protests of animal-rights groups and the fact that the rabbit sometimes leaves a mess in the hat.
- http://www.mallusionist.com/stage/rabbbithat.shtml
Vengeance is a lazy form of grief.
- from the movie "The Interpreter&qquot;
THE GUNFIRE AROUND us makes it hard to hear. But the human voice is different from other sounds. It can be heard over noises that bury everything else. Even when it's not shouting. Even when it's just a whisper. Even the lowest whisper can be heard - -over armies... when it's telling the truth.
- from the movie "The Interpreter&qquot;
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
- From the movie "Bliss"
if you have the guts to produce total drivel, you have the guts to write something that doesn't suck ass
- OnyxFlame, in #sffmuse chat
"The mediocre teacher tells,
the good teacher explains,
the superior teacher demonstrates,
the great teacher inspires"
~ William Arthur Ward
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.
- Herbert Agar
Human
Conservation status: Secure
- from Wikipedia
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
War is the hardest place to make moral judgments.
- Col. Ted Westhusing, Journal of Militaary Ethics
From inconsistency, everything follows.
- Kentari's symbollic logic professor
The director of Terry Nation's estate, Tim Hancock, told the paper: "The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn. They weren't ever intended to be sexual creatures. It's simple, Daleks do not do porn."
- http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/228/dalek_film/
I would never go to a doctor who believes in vivisection, because I know that he is not only a man without a heart, but also one without medical knowledge: an idiot in his profession.
- Richard Wagner
If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
- Arthur C. Clarke
Music *is* politics-it always has been and it always will be. Art is one of the last lines of defense we have and you can't ignore that. People who say it's about the art and nothing else, that's fine and there is music that that could be totally applied to. But eventually it comes down to the fact that every person in this world is responsible for the mess that they make and if you have a platform and you have the opportunity to change something-God knows there are few enough people out there trying to change something-you've gotta fucking use it.
- Thea Gilmore
Politics offers yesterday's answers to today's questions.
- Marshall McLuhan
Supermen, if they are not good men, are vermin.
- G. K. Chesterton
If God had meant us to be perfect, you'd have all been born me.
- Kitten42, SFFmuse forums
For it is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal; that is why superiority has been accorded humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
- Simone de Beauvoir
We are a sad lot, the cell biologists. Like the furtive collectors of stolen art, we are forced to be lonely admirers of spectacular architecture, exquisite symmetry, dramas of violence and death, mobility, self-sacrifice and, yes, rococo sex.
- Lorraine Lee Cudmore
No doubt they'll soon get well; the shock and strain
Have caused their stammering, disconnected talk.
Of course they're "longing to go out again,"-
These boys with old, scared faces, learning to walk.
They'll soon forget their haunted nights; their cowed
Subjection to the ghosts of friends who died,-
Their dreams that drip with murder; and they'll be proud
Of glorious war that shatter'd all their pride
Men who went out to battle, grim and glad;
Children, with eyes that hate you, broken and mad.
- Siegfried Sassoon, "Survivors,&quuot; October, 1917
"I though you were supposed to grow 'em, not buy 'em!"
- Leah Kassian, age 10, on breat implantts
The more horrifying this world becomes, the more art becomes abstract.
- Paul Klee
Indifference is silent support for the ones in power, the ones who reign.
- Vladimir Lenin
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
- Umberto Eco
"I'm impatient with genre as a label of quality. But if we could stop critics being ignorant, genre would be interesting."
- Ursula Le Guin
I don't believe there is such a thing as writer's block, because there is no such thing as plasterer's block. A plasterer doesn't wake up some morning and say 'I'm not going to do any plastering today because I just can't get it together'. There are some days when I am not as on the ball as others and in those situations I find it best to just sit down and force yourself to write. I believe that ideas circle a struggling writer the same way as sharks circle a struggling swimmer.
- Terry Pratchett
I think it is an incredibly good idea for an author to write his own blurb when he gets halfway through a novel. If he cannot write it in a hundred and fifty words then what is doing trying to write it in a hundred thousand words.
- Terry Pratchett
Children are innocent and love justice, while most adults are wicked and prefer mercy.
- G K Chesterton
Through what power,
Even for the least division of an hour,
Have I been so beguiled as to be blind
To my most grievous loss?
- Wordsworth, from "Surprised By Jooy"
No matter where; of comfort no man speak:
Let's talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs;
Make dust our paper and with rainy eyes
Write sorrow on the bosom of the earth,
Let's choose executors and talk of wills:
And yet not so, for what can we bequeath
Save our deposed bodies to the ground?
Our lands, our lives and all are Bolingbroke's,
And nothing can we call our own but death
And that small model of the barren earth
Which serves as paste and cover to our bones.
For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings;
How some have been deposed; some slain in war,
Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed;
Some poison'd by their wives: some sleeping kill'd;
All murder'd: for within the hollow crown
That rounds the mortal temples of a king
Keeps Death his court and there the antic sits,
Scoffing his state and grinning at his pomp,
Allowing him a breath, a little scene,
To monarchize, be fear'd and kill with looks,
Infusing him with self and vain conceit,
As if this flesh which walls about our life,
Were brass impregnable, and humour'd thus
Comes at the last and with a little pin
Bores through his castle wall, and farewell king!
Cover your heads and mock not flesh and blood
With solemn reverence: throw away respect,
Tradition, form and ceremonious duty,
For you have but mistook me all this while:
I live with bread like you, feel want,
Taste grief, need friends: subjected thus,
How can you say to me, I am a king?
- Shakespeare, Richard II, act III, scenne ii
One recipe advises to take "2 Puppies before they can see, chopp of their heads & hang them up by the heels to bleed," then mix with white wine to rid the patient of unsightly pimples.
- 17th century beauty tips
Fortunate people often have very favorable beginnings and very tragic endings. What matters isn't being applauded when you arrive - for that is common - but being missed when you leave.
- Baltasar Gracian
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice - there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
- Frank Zappa
In purely oral fairytales, the initial victim is rarely, if ever, killed permanently.
- Alan Dunes, "Little Red Riding Hoood: A Casebook."
If they say the moon is blue,
We must believe that it is true.
- Proverb
En martes, ni te cases ni te embarques
(On Tuesday, neither get married nor begin a journey).
- Spanish Proverb
For the ichinensei, they JUST started learning English. So this means they know nothing. Well, they know "Good Morning" and "I go to school by bike", but that's about it. Some of them don't even know that. It's not a bad thing, try to think about how much Spanish/French/German you knew after 3 years of it in High School. I took HS Spanish for 3 years and all I took out of it was "Yo quiero taco bell". My apologies to Mrs. Gonzalez, Ms. Kuchinski, and Mrs. Mach.
You know what's kind of funny though? Some kids can't say "Good morning", but damn near all of them can ask if I have a big dick. Or, "bigu dikku" in Engrish.
Y'see, Japan's an island no bigger than California, where everything is filtered. There are so few foreigners here, their only impressions of things outside of Japan comes from the media. And to be honest, they don't really give a damn about anything other than America. So yeah, try to imagine a country where the perceptions of you are created by your movies, music, and MTV. And when you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I'll be here waiting.
....Okay? Ok. So anyway, the whole "black men have big dicks" stereotype stretches far and wide, even to the nation's 12 year olds. Part of why I'm here is not just to kind of sort of help teach English, but to "broaden cultural perceptions". Break stereotypes, challenge preconcieved notions, all that jazz. That's good and all, but this is one stereotype I think I'm just gonna let slide.
- http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teaccher1.html
Why should we think upon things that are lovely? Because thinking determines life. It is a common habit to blame life upon the environment. Environment modifies life but does not govern life. The soul is stronger than its surroundings.
- William James
A person who has been punished is not thereby simply less inclined to behave in a given way; at best, he learns how to avoid punishment.
- B F Skinner, "Beyond Freedom and Dignity"
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
- B F Skinner, New Scientist (May 21, 19964)
The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. The mystery which surrounds a thinking machine already surrounds a thinking man.
- B F Skinner, "Contingencies of Reeinforcement: A Theoretical Analysis"
Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus aderit.
(Called or uncalled, God is present.)
- Spartan Proverb
'Tis true my form is something odd,
but blaming me is blaming god.
Could I create myself anew,
I would not fail in pleasing you.
Was I so tall, could reach the pole,
or grasp the ocean with a span;
I would be measured by the soul.
The mind's the standard of the man.
- a poem often quoted by Joseph Carey Meerrick
There is no death, only a change of worlds.
- Duwamish Proverb
The one who tells the stories rules the world.
- Hopi Proverb
Man has responsibility, not power.
- Tuscarora Proverb
God gives us each a song.
- Ute Proverb
Make my enemy brave and strong, so that if defeated, I will not be ashamed.
- Native American Proverb
When the Earth is sick, the animals will begin to disappear; when that happens, The Warriors of the Rainbow will come to save them.
- Chief Seattle
One mad man makes many madmen: many madmen make madness.
- Romani Proverb
Donde hubo fuego cenizas quedan.
(There are remaining ashes after the fire.)
- Mexican Proverb
Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist?
A: A man who is at two with the universe.
- Unknown
Descarte: "I think, therefore I am."
The Buddha: "Think again."
- Unknown
Society attacks early, when the individual is helpless.
- B F Skinner
I didn't really get a feeling for "British gaming" as compared to American gaming, except that British Unknown Armies players generally don't start shooting people early enough.
- Kenneth Hite
I hate quotations.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Originally Posted by Eric Tolle:
I'll stand by my assertion. In the first trilogy, Luke did exactly ONE thing that was truly useful for the Alliance- blowing up the Death Star- and I can chalk that up to beginner's luck*. After that he did...umm...well, I think he managed to take down an AT-AT. And that's about it. He even needed help to rescue Han, and he STILL nearly bungled that one.
In the first trilogy the Jedi are worse- they're pretty much at the point where they shouldn't be let outside unsupervised, since they're a danger to themselves and others. Really, the Republic fell in large part because they were relying on the equivalent of the Keystone Cops. They would have been better off if they had entrusted the security of the Republic to a couple Corellian smugglers.
* My suspicion is that if Luke had bungled his shot, Wedge would have dived back in and made the shot, with a damaged fighter no less. Wedge is my man.
Yes, but he, and the other Jedi, never quite managed to hose up completely. They always managed to somehow muddle through, no matter how stupid their actions. So maybe that's the real power of the force; the power to allow the truly inept to barely scrape by. The force doesn't make people lame, like JDCorley said, it's just attracted too lameness. It's like infinite fate/survival points for the player who, at first level, always says stuff like, "Forget the quest he wants us to go on for all that gold, I'm gonna attack the king and steal it from him!"
- Sable Twilight, Rpgnet forums (http:///forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?t=5260&page=8&pp=10)
Self-Esteem Is Sick and Sinful
The Bible has all the answers that modern psychiatrists and psychologists keep trying to find, but they never will (II Tim 3:6-7). The Bible condemns self-love and self-esteem as arrogance, pride, self-will, and vanity, among other sins. Bible believers have known this for thousands of years, but recently a few scientists have confessed that the Bible is right after all. We could have saved them a lot of time and expense, but you cannot teach an educated man (Prov 26:12; I Cor 1:19-20; 3:19-20; II Tim 3:6-7).
- http://www.letgodbetrue.com/
Actually recent studies have shown that depressives make more accurate assessments of their abilities and prospects than do non-depressives. This is because normal people are optimistic. As Lois McMaster Bujold has put it, "Aim high. You may miss the mark, but at least you won't blow your foot off."
- Xopher (Christopher Hatton), Making Liight comment thread (http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006184.html#006184)
GOOD MORNING, MAY YOU BE AT PEACE WITH YOURSELF. MAY GOD CARRY YOU IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND AND MAY THE HOLY SPIRIT GUIDE YOUR TONGUE AND HELP YOU TO SEE THE LIGHT. YOU WILL BE IN OUR PRAYERS HOPING THAT GOD WILL CHANGE YOUR BRAIN FROM MUSH TO THE LOVE AND LIGHT OF JESUS CHRIST.
GOD BLESS YOU, SINCERELY,
CATHERINE
- http://saintclinton.com/ comments secttion
Every word written is a victory against death.
- Michel Butor
If the security of shelter, food, and medical care is freedom, then the animals in the zoos are the freest animals of all.
- Joel Vaillancourt
You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away.
- Arlene Blum
If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.
- Fyodor Dostoevsky
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.
- Francis Bacon
The fetters imposed on liberty at home have ever been forged out of the weapons provided for defence against real, pretended, or imaginary dangers from abroad.
- James Madison, 4th US president
The only gift is giving to the poor;
All else is exchange.
- Thiruvalluvar
Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh and the greatness which does not bow before children.
- Kahlil Gibran
All the world is full of suffering. It is also full of overcoming it.
- Helen Adams Keller
Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H.L. Mencken
Good deeds are the best prayer.
- Serbian proverb
It is never too late to give up your prejudices. No way of thinking or doing, however ancient, can be trusted without proof.
- Henry David Thoreau
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
- Solomon Short
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
- Jack London
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third, by experience, which is the bitterest.
- Confucius
While we are asleep in this world, we are awake in another one.
- Salvador Dali
You are not thinking. You are merely being logical.
- Neils Bohr to Albert Einstein
A merely fallen enemy may rise again, but the reconciled one is truly vanquished.
- Johann Christoph Schiller
If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.
- Henry Rollins
Authors aren't really people. Or, if they're any good, they're a lot of people all trying to be one person.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Genre is what we call one hit game and its imitators.
- Dan Scherlis
Then there's the Nintendo keynote. Nintendo is the company that brought us to this precipice. Nintendo established the business model under which we are crucified today. Nintendo said "Pay us a royalty not on sale, but manufacture." Nintendo said "We will decide what games we allow you to publish"-ostensibly to prevent another crash like that of 83, but in reality to quash any innovation but their own. Iwata-san has the heart of a gamer-and my question is, what poor bastard's chest did he carve it from, and how often do they perform human sacrifices at Nintendo HQ?
- Greg Costikyan, http://www.costik.com//weblog/2005_03_01_blogchive.html#111069190589189590
There are many paths to enlightenment.
Be sure to take the one with a heart.
- Lao Tse
Avoid stigma of paying a publisher!
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- Google ad
"How lucky I was to have "Pursuit of the Phoenix" published. I was rejected by 60 publishers over 10 years... Now I'm in my local Barnes & Noble... Happy to be published after a decade of trying."
Jeff Hauser, "Pursuit of the Phoenix"
- Testimonial at publishamerica
Although I did write a book, I still do not consider myself an author, just lucky to get published!"
Paul Bylin, "The Other Casualty Of War"
- Testimonial at publishamerica
Purism, whether in grammar or in vocabulary, almost always means ignorance. Language was made before grammar, not grammar before language.
- Thomas Hardy
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
- George Jean Nathan
In war, truth is the first casualty.
- Aeschylus
Why are poor people more generous than wealthy people?
Ned Edmonds, York, NY, USA
* How do you think they became poor?
Phil Cohen, Sydney, Australia
- http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandquerries/query/0,5753,-50484,00.html
Due to my profound disagreement with US foreign policy, I've decided to boycott all goods which benefit the US economy. What do I have to give up?
Ken Fletcher, London, UK
* Well, I'd start by giving up the English language, because without the US, you would be speaking German right now, ingrate.
B. Duval, Deep River USA
- http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandquerries/query/0,5753,-24585,00.html
A man who has lost his wife is a widower. A women who has lost her husband is a widow. A child who has lost his or her parents is called an orphan. What then is the name for a parent that has lost his or her child? With the millions of child deaths every year it would seem to be a common word but no one I know can give me an answer.
Donald Spady, Edmonton, Canada
- http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandquerries/query/0,5753,-47371,00.html
Is it still modern to be a post-modernist?
- http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandquerries/
A cult becomes a religion when it burns its first heretic.
- Peter Brooke, Kinmuck Scotland
Instead of giving spare change to street beggers, I give an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) entree that can be heated up or eaten as is. My wife says I'm a patronizing bastard who will be shot when the revolution comes. Is this true?
Dave Null, Claremont, California USA
* I saw a woman give a bar of soap once which resulted in her being loudly abused the full length of the shopping arcade. I think she'll be well ahead of you in the queue.
Mark, Bristol Uk
- http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandquerries/query/0,5753,-19382,00.html
The Oracle at Delphi gave two pieces of advice; 'know thyself,' and 'nothing too much.' The older I get, the more appealing these suggestions seem.
- Ceri Trinder, Durham City, UK
I will have it so that though King, son and grandson, were all slain in one day, still the King's Peace should hold over all England! What is a man that his mere death must upheave a people! We must have the Law.
- Rudyard Kipling, "Rewards and Faiiries"
To the land of the dead in the dusk returning
all deeds done, time gone, life ending,
no more amending, this is what you are,
this is your name, you know it all at last.
We, who are left on life's shore, mourning
as you walk on, into dark, not turning,
we cannot go with you, this journey all make alone.
However loved, and you were loved,
however strong, and you were strong,
however brave, and you were brave,
however skilled, and you were skilled,
you will come alone to Lord Death's halls
speak there your name and deeds,
for them to stand alone, for what you were.
You go on, shine bright, begin a new life,
taking from this all of the beauty,
learning from this all of the mistakes.
Do not grieve for us, though we are sundered,
you were what you were, you will be remembered,
learn to be what more you can be,
and we will mourn with the name you left us,
on life's shore, bound by old choices,
go free ahead, on new paths, returning.
- From the Hymn of Returning
If these are the early days of a better nation, there must be hope, and a hope of peace is as good as any, and far better than a hollow hoarding greed or the dry lies of an aweless god.
- Graydon Saunders
Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic.
- Fyodor Dostoevsky
Truth is where we find it. A good story often lies somewhere beyond that.
- Jeff Doering
Many western scientists claim to be Christians. When in the evolutionary process does one become saved from sin?
- Unknown
A news correspondent described one scene in which American soldiers killed "men, women, children ... from lads of 10 and up, an idea prevailing that the Filipino, as such, was little better than a dog.... Our soldiers have pumped salt water into men to 'make them talk' have taken prisoner people who held up their hands and peacefully surrendered, and an hour later, without an atom of evidence to show they were even insurrectos, stood them on a bridge and shot them down one by one, to drop into the water below and float down as an example to those who found their bulletriddled corpses. "
Defending the tactics, the correspondent noted that "it is not civilized warfare, but we are not dealing with a civilized people. The only thing they know and fear is force, violence, and brutality."
- Philadelphia Ledger, Nov. 19, 1900, onn U.S. commander, Gen. J. Franklin Bell's response to Filipino insurgents in the Philippines
Words are but pictures, true or false designed, to draw the outlines and features of the mind.
- Butler, "Upon The Abuse Of Human Learning"
The less we feel the less we are.
- Unknown
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
- Fletcher Knebel, Reader's Digest, Deceember 1961
The decision about how you view your life is one that you can make. You can consciously decide to embrace life as it comes, with all its pleasures and all its pain.
-Kenneth Branagh
Even on the level of simple physical sensation and mood, making love surely resembles having an epileptic fit
- Susan Sontag, "The Pornographic IImagination"
The Benjamin Sex Orientation Scale (S.O.S.)
- Good name. Really....
(I could go on about this for a long time. Textiles are a traditional way to concentrate and display other people's labor. Imperialism can be defined as a system for obtaining other people's Cool Stuff for less than you ought to pay for it.)
- Teresa Nielsen Hayden, Making Light (hhttp://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006232.html#006232)
We are Unitarian Jihad, and our motto is: "Sincerity is not enough." We have heard from enough sincere people to last a lifetime already. Just because you believe it's true doesn't make it true. Just because your motives are pure doesn't mean you are not doing harm. Get a dog, or comfort someone in a nursing home, or just feed the birds in the park. Play basketball. Lighten up. The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.
- http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi??file=/chronicle/archive/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL
To understand a childs imagination is understand a aduts inhibitions towards life...what a child sees in dreams is what we hold as our regrets as we die
- Jesse MacLeod
It is nevar put with the wrong end in front.
- fromLewis Carroll's 1896 preface to &qquot;Alice in Wonderland" on why a raven isn't like a writing desk.
Honky Tonk Homicide
Why should your family just watch lurid murder trials on TV when you can experience the next best thing at your dinner table? Honky Tonk Homicide begins with someone making "last call" at Bubba's Bar in Cactus, Texas, after a murder disrupts Karaoke Night.
As denizens of the Cactus Court Trailer Park, your family assumes the identities of residents in a town filed with double lives, torrid affairs and alien abductions. This $30 dinner party game comes with a "gourmet menu" of what are called "redneck recipes." Just remember, everyone's a suspect.
- The Wolf Files, http://abcnews.go.com//Entertainment/WolfFiles/story?id=541506&page=3
Embarrassing Family Moment Game
Remember that time you mistook the dog food left in the refrigerator as a snack? With Gamesake, the $12 do-it-yourself family game, you and the loved ones who torture you can relive those family traumas in a Monopoly-like experience.
Family members just fill out game cards and players draw them as they move across the board. On good memory cards, a player move ahead. On bad ones, a player moves back. Warning: The more dysfunctional the family, the longer the game.
- The Wolf Files, http://abcnews.go.com//Entertainment/WolfFiles/story?id=541506&page=3
Very Bunny Potty Training
Meet Puddles and Ca-Ca and Poo-P, three of the newest potty-training assistants. They're mascots from the Strugglez product line to help your kid graduate from diapers by transforming your toilet into a bunny, giraffe or puppy dog.
Each $20 potty pal comes with an animal head that fits over the toilet tank, complete with floppy ears, a smiling face, bushy tail. Puddles, Ca-Ca and Poo-P promise to be there when your little tyke hears nature call.
- The Wolf Files, http://abcnews.go.com//Entertainment/WolfFiles/story?id=541506&page=4
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
- Greek Proverb
May silence prevail. May the strength of wind and storm be mine.
- Invocation of the Javanese dalang, masster of the shadow-show
As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love.
- Pythagoras
Besides, Christianity isn't a pretty rose bush. its a cleaned up drug addicted axe murderer.
- http://www.thedilly.com/forum.wtd?showw=posts;discussion_id=23;topic_id=364469
From the kitchen came a sudden silence, something that was as arresting to Kit as a sudden noise, and that made him look up in alarm. His mother had been cooking. Indeed, she was making her arroz con pollo, a dinner that visiting heads of state would consider themselves lucky to eat. When without warning it got quiet in the kitchen in the middle of that process, Kit reacted as he would have if he'd heard someone say, "Oops!" during the countdown toward a space shuttle launch: with held breath and intense attention.
"Honey?" Kit's mom said.
"What, Mama?"
"The dog says he wants to know what's the meaning of life."
Kit rubbed his forehead, finding himself tempted to hide his eyes. "Give him a dog biscuit and tell him it's an allegory," Kit said.
"What, life?"
"No, the biscuit!"
"Oh, good. You had me worried there for a moment."
- Diane Duane, "A Wizard Alone"t;
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
- Irvin S. Cobb
Poetry takes it out of the personal and makes it universal. In the poetry it doesn't matter who that betraying friend was -- who might apologize and make up next week or at least out of the way and the pain goes down over time, or that indifferent lover, or whoever it was. Poetry steps outside the realm of consequences and takes emotion as emotion and seeks approval for the beauty of the words and the creative act itself.
I think of dark poetry as one of the best ways people can respond to pain, a step above anything else because it creates beauty out of horror and adds something to the world instead of just making it darker.
- Robert A. Sloan, http://www.sffmuse.coom/forums/viewtopic.php?t=650&highlight=
As if that weren't enough, the ever-busy Cardinal has used his privilege take on the Truth to set back inter-faith tolerance and religious pluralism a few decades. In 1997 Ratzinger annoyed Buddhists by calling their religion an 'autoerotic spirituality' that offers 'transcendence without imposing concrete religious obligations'. And Hinduism, he said, offers 'false hope'; it guarantees 'purification' based on a 'morally cruel' concept of reincarnation resembling 'a continuous circle of hell'. The Cardinal predicted Buddhism would replace Marxism as the Catholic Church's main enemy this century.
- Worldbeaters, Cardinal Joseph Ratzingeer, http://www.newint.org/issue327/worldbeaters.htm
When two giants fight, it's the grass that suffers.
- proverb (Zimbabwe?)
Pleitos tengas, y los ganes.
(I wish you lawsuits, and that you win them.)
- Spanish Curse
The art of being a slave is to rule one's master.
- Diogenes
"Because they think they may one day be lame or blind, but never expect that they will turn to philosophy."
- Diogenes, on being asked why people giive to beggars, but not to philosophers
My favourite definition of religion is "a misinterpretation of mythology."
- Joseph Campbell
!~I Have Aids~!
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- xanga blogring
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
- Will Rogers
And before we judge of them too harshly we must remember what ruthless and utter destruction our own species has wrought, not only upon animals, such as the vanished bison and the dodo, but upon its inferior races. The Tasmanians, in spite of their human likeness, were entirely swept out of existence in a war of extermination waged by European immigrants, in the space of fifty years. Are we such apostles of mercy as to complain if the Martians warred in the same spirit?
- H G Wells, "War of the Worlds&quoot;
E.T. vs. PREDATOR
Tagline: In space, no one can hear you phone home.
Synopsis: The lovable alien from Spielberg's blockbuster is back, and he's being hunted for his cute little skull by everyone's favorite gang of interstellar sportsmen. Ouch! Drew Barrymore will reprise the role that made her famous, but this time she'll bare her ta-tas. Predators will ride flying bikes while eating Reese's Pieces. Plus, it's a musical
- J.A. Konrath
I am interested in madness. I believe it is the biggest thing in the human race, and the most constant. How do you take away from a man his madness without also taking away his identity?
- William Saroyan
I dream for a living
- Steven Spielberg
Shoot for the moon even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
- Les Brown
Christmas, n.The approximate birthday of Jesus Christ, where all good Christian dutifully practice pagan rituals of giving each other presents and talking about fat men breaking and entering houses through chimneys.
- Jerk City glossary, http://www.jerkcitty.com/glossary.html
dojo, n.The Japanese equivalent of a gay bar.
- Jerk City glossary, http://www.jerkcitty.com/glossary.html
Europe, n.A civilized, advanced part of the world where genocidal wars of "ethnic cleansing" take place every three or four years.
- Jerk City glossary, http://www.jerkcitty.com/glossary.html
fat, adj.Being a citizen of the United States of America.
- Jerk City glossary, http://www.jerkcitty.com/glossary.html
HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL, interj.An all-purpose sound, denoting the act of performing oral sex, the act of receiving oral sex, taking drugs, writing your Congressman, misdialing your party and getting that annoying series of tones, or sitting perfectly still and making no noise whatsoever.
- Jerk City glossary, http://www.jerkcitty.com/glossary.html
Schroedinger's cat, n.A thought experiment illustrating one of the central tenets of quantum mechanical theory, namely that it is boring and nobody really understands it
- Jerk City glossary, http://www.jerkcitty.com/glossary.html
sequester, v.t.To rape repeatedly.
- Jerk City glossary, http://www.jerkcitty.com/glossary.html
As a child, the Queen Mother and her father, the Queen Mother's Father, would enjoy blissful weekends spent hunting commoners. The pair would ride into towns on golden steeds, armed with shotguns and hammers
- http://www.bubblegun.com/features/queeenmum.html
Unlike other humans, the Queen Mother does not need to expel liquid or solid waste, due to her royal physiology. Also, her children were conceived via a secret process which is unique to royals. This process - dubbed "The Spawning" - is believed to be similar to photosynthesis, albeit in reverse.
- http://www.bubblegun.com/features/queeenmum.html
Something happened and they wanted me to forget it. If you are reading this ... Next time instead of neuro-toxic sprays try using $ money $ ASSHOLES !
- http://paranormal-germany.info/
Georgia's schools superintendent, Kathy Cox, held a news conference near the Capitol on Thursday, a day after The Atlanta Journal-Constitution published an article about the proposed changes.
A handful of states already omit the word "evolution" from their teaching guidelines, and Ms. Cox called it "a buzz word that causes a lot of negative reaction." She added that people often associate it with "that monkeys-to-man sort of thing."
- Andrew Jacobs, NY Times, "Georgiaa Takes on Evolution"January 30, 2004
"Creation is not science, so it should not be taught in science class," said Dr. Ayala, a professor of genetics at the University of California at Irvine. "We don't teach astrology instead of astronomy or witchcraft practices instead of medicine."
But Keith Delaplane, a professor of entomology at the University of Georgia, says the wholesale rejection of alternative theories of evolution is unscientific.
"My opinion is that the very nature of science is openness to alternative explanations, even if those explanations go against the current majority," said Professor Delaplane, a proponent of intelligent-design theory, which questions the primacy of evolution's role in natural selection. "They deserve at least a fair hearing in the classroom, and right now they're being laughed out of the arena."
- Andrew Jacobs, NY Times, "Georgiaa Takes on Evolution"January 30, 2004
The Elite Left have been hard at work dissimulating our reality. Through the deft use of relativism and red herrings like political correctness, they have been able to slip Belgium into history and geography without anyone noticing. The cleverness of this is almost laudable. Belgium history was designed with just enough territorial skirmishes, political struggles, and colonialism to make it blend in with the rest of Europe. That, combined with the co-opting of French and German historical figures and events creates an alternate history that meshes with the real one. Where does the contrivances stop and reality begin? What's more, under the auspices of the Liberal controlled Department of Education, our children are being forced to believe in these lies. History has been revised so many times that it's no wonder public schools want more money; they keep having to buy new history books!
- http://zapatopi.net/belgium.html
Those that control the maps, control reality.
- Walt Disney, NWO memetician
We do not recruit, we convince
Truth has no need for coercion
http://www.reptiles.org/~madrev/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm
Unicorns are not allowed on thin-hulled spacecraft unless a safety-cork is affixed to the sharp horn-tip.
- Jonathan Vos Post, on Making Light. htttp://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006335.html#81795
When your aliens eat people, how does their immune system handle our unrelated proteins and perhaps unrelated amino acids? Why don't they go immediately into the equivalent of anaphylactic shock?
- Jonathan Vos Post, on Making Light. htttp://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006335.html#81795
Wishing to entice the blind,
The Buddha playfully let words escape
from his golden mouth;
Heaven and earth are filled, ever since,
with entangling briars.
- Dai-o Kokushi
When I was about 20 I read a book from the 1950s that I bought in a jumble sale on how to write and sell fiction. All manner of sensible advice, which washed over me and I've forgotten, all except one thing. "Everything in a contract is negotiable, including the date," it said, somewhere in the chapter on what to do once you've sold something. And it's pieces of advice like that that get you through a career as a writer with your sanity intact.
- Neil Gaiman
The Gospel of the Infancy of Christ is like the childhood of Superboy, without any rules about not killing people.
He does some great infant miracles too -- raising a dead schoolfriend from the dead to let everyone know that it wasn't Jesus but another kid who had pushed him off a roof is another great bit.
- Neil Gaiman
The things that people think and the ways they think about them are complicated enough; but the world inside one's head isn't nearly as gnarly and complex as the world outside it, and the difference shows.
- Teresa Nielsen Hayden
4. [New paragraph in the oldest extant manuscripts] On a certain day the Lord Jesus was with some boys who were playing on the house-top, and one of the boys fell down and died.
5. At that all the other boys ran away, and the Lord Jesus was left alone on the house-top.
6. And the boy's relations came to him and said to the Lord Jesus, You threw our son down from the house-top.
7. But as he denied it, they cried out, Our son is dead, and this is he who killed him.
8. The Lord Jesus replied to them, Do not charge me with a crime of which you are not able to convict me, but let us go ask the boy himself, who will bring the truth to light.
9. Then the Lord Jesus went down and stood over the head of the dead boy and said with a loud voice, Zeinunus, Zeinunus, who threw you down from the house-top?
10. Then the dead boy answered, You did not throw me down, but a certain one did.
11. And when the Lord Jesus told those who stood by to take notice of his words, all who were present praised God on account of that miracle.
- First Gospel of the Infacy of Christ, from Chapter 19
20. Finally the son of Hanani was coming to the fish-pool of Jesus to destroy it, but the water vanished away, and the Lord Jesus said to him,
21. In like manner as this water has vanished, so will your life vanish; and presently the boy died.
22. [New paragraph in the oldest extant manuscripts] Another time, when the Lord Jesus was coming home in the evening with Joseph, he met a boy who ran so hard against him that he threw him down;
23. To whom the Lord Jesus said, As you have thrown me down, so will you fall, but not ever rise.
24. And that moment the boy fell down and died.
- First Gospel of the Infacy of Christ, from Chapter 19
14. And when he had said Aleph, the master asked him to pronounce Beth; to which the Lord Jesus replied, Tell me first the meaning of the letter Aleph, and then I will pronounce Beth.
15. But this master, when he lifted up his hand to whip him, had his hand presently withered, and he died.
16. Then said Joseph to St. Mary, From now on we will not allow him to go out of the house, for every one who displeases him is killed.
- First Gospel of the Infacy of Christ, from Chapter 20
Science must begin with myths
- Sir Karl Popper
That Alchemy is a pretty kind of game
Somewhat like tricks o' the cards, to cheat a man
With charming
- Ben Johnson, "The Alchemist";
The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a helm which he obeys, which is the idea after which all his facts are classified. He can only be reformed by showing him a new idea which commands his own.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
There are three ways of knowing a thing. Take for instance a flame. One can be told of the flame, one can see the flame with his own eyes, and finally one can reach out and be burned by it. In this way, we Sufis seek to be burned by God.
- unknown Sufi scholar
Like all dreamers, I confuse disenchantment with truth.
- Jean Paul Satre
If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in Iraq during the last 22 months, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.
The firearm death rate in Washington, D.C., is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that you are more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.
Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C.
- JumboJoke.com
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
- Sharon Stone
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
- Steve Martin
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
- George Burns
When evil breaks at any point in the order of things our whole circle of psychic protection is disrupted, action inevitably calls up reaction and in the matter of destructiveness this turns out to be just as bad as the crime and possibly even worse, because the evil must be exterminated root and branch. In order to escape the contaminating touch of evil we need a proper rite de sortie, a solemn admission of guilt by judge, hangman and public, followed by expiation
The terrible things that happened in Germany and the moral downfall of a nation of eighty millions are a blow aimed at all Europeans
It has filled us with horror to realize all that man is capable of and of which therefore we too are capable. Since then a terrible doubt about humanity and about ourselves gnaws at our hearts
- C G Jung
Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised.
- Proverbs 31:30
Is George Bush the incarnation of evil? Or is he the highest level bodhisattva playing a very unpopular role, spurring on the greatest numbers to unfathomable heights of awakening? This is analogous to the dilemma that confronts quantum physics- is it a wave or a particle? Like quantum physics points out, it all depends on how we observe it. Like a symbol that contains and unites both of the opposites, George Bush is simultaneously both the instrument of the darkest evil co-joined with being the bringer of the light, which is the inner meaning of 'Lucifer.'
Ours is a situation of open-ended potentiality, with the question becoming, how do we want to dream it? The choice is truly ours. Do we go belly-up as we get drafted into endless wars, to quote Jung, allowing ourselves "to be driven to the slaughterhouse by [our] leading psychopaths like hypnotized sheep?" Or do we access the highest level of our creativity and power as we connect with each other and unite (which revealingly, is the inner meaning of the word 'symbol') in lucid awareness? Never before in all of human history has consciousness itself played such a crucial role in how our universe will manifest.
Like Christ, George Bush has been collaboratively dreamed up into incarnation by all six billion of us. Seen symbolically, the way Christ himself would instruct us to see it, George Bush is a living, breathing embodied reflection that unites the contradictory natures of God and the Devil in one being.
- Paul Levy, "CHRIST WOULD NOT SUPPPORT BUSH" http://www.awakeninthedream.com/bushchrist.html
Recognizing that this dreamlike universe of ours is a living, breathing symbol that is speaking symbolically allows it to resume its revelatory function. Speaking of Christ, Jung says "the image of the God-man lives in everybody and has been incarnated (projected) in the man Jesus, to make itself visible, so that people could realize him as their own interior homo, their self." Seen as a dreaming process, in an analogous way, we have all collaboratively dreamed up George Bush into actual incarnation so as to see and potentially integrate this dissociated, unconscious and asleep part of ourselves that he is a reflection of.
George Bush is a living, breathing symbol of this dark, ignorant, traumatized, afraid and pathological part of ourselves. When we recognize that George Bush is a mirrored reflection of a sick part of ourselves, compassion spontaneously arises, as we are embracing the darkest part of ourselves. George Bush challenges us to come to terms with the deepest evil inside of ourselves. To quote Mahatma Gandhi "The only devils in the world are those running around in our own hearts- that is where the battle should be fought."
- Paul Levy, "CHRIST WOULD NOT SUPPPORT BUSH" http://www.awakeninthedream.com/bushchrist.html
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
- Douglas Adams
The only thing that has kept the race of men from the mad extremes of the convent and the pirate-galley, the night-club and the lethal chamber, has been mysticism- the belief that logic is misleading, and that things are not what they seem.
- G K Chesterton
Reason is always a kind of brute force; those who appeal to the head rather than the heart, however pallid and polite, are necessarily men of violence. We speak of 'touching' a man's heart, but we can do nothing to his head but hit it.
- G K Chesterton
Carlyle said that men were mostly fools. Christianity, with a surer and more reverent realism, says that they are all fools. This doctrine is sometimes called the doctrine of original sin. It may also be described as the doctrine of the equality of men.
- G K Chesterton
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
- G K Chesterton
Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable.
- G K Chesterton
A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it.
- G K Chesterton
Our chiefs said 'Done,' and I did not deem it;
Our seers said 'Peace,' and it was not peace;
Earth will grow worse till men redeem it,
And wars more evil, ere all wars cease.
- G K Chesterton, "A Song of Defeatt"
To have known the things that from the weak are furled,
Perilous ancient passions, strange and high;
It is something to be wiser than the world,
It is something to be older than the sky.
- G K Chesterton, "The Great Minimuum"
Many clever men like you have trusted to civilisation. Many clever Babylonians, many clever Egyptians, many clever men at the end of Rome. Can you tell me, in a world that is flagrant with the failures of civilisation, what there is particularly immortal about yours?
- G K Chesterton
To see this fair earth as it is to me alone was given,
The blow that breaks my brow to-night shall break the dome of heaven.
The skies I saw, the trees I saw after no eyes shall see,
To-night I die the death of God; the stars shall die with me;
One sound shall sunder all the spears and break the trumpet's breath:
You never laughed in all your life as I shall laugh in death.
- G K Chesterton, from "The Last Heero"
The real glory of war is surviving.
- Samuel Fuller
The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is.
- Lenny Bruce
VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old."
LUKE: "NO!"
VADER: "Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp."
LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"
VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"
LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."
VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith.. waahhh wahhh!'"
- SW Forums, http://swforums.bioware.comm/viewtopic.html?topic=288277&forum=27
Stoicism is the wisdom of madness, and cynicism the madness of wisdom.
- Bergen Evans, American lexicographer
Nature is a temple, where from living pillars Indistinct words sometimes escape. Man walks through a forest of symbols that keep a close watch on him..
- Baudelaire
God so loved the world that he made up his mind to damn a large majority of the human race.
- Robert G. Ingersoll
The chuch lives on the fact that modern research about Jesus is not known amongst the public.
- Hans Konzelmann
I'm struck by how unavoidable this was. We're a technologically empowered society that doesn't require its members to understand physics, chemistry, ballistics, or the virtue of testing something (preferably from a distance) before you use it.
Mistakes will be made. The only thing that keeps them from happening oftener than they do is that non-techies don't usually act on their ideas.
You want proof that magic doesn't actually work? If it did, there's no way that ignorant practitioners wouldn't be committing equivalent screwups, and sooner or later there'd be an incident that was too obvious to explain away.
- Teresa Nielsen Hayden, http://nielsenhhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006367.html#006367
There's no limit to what a man can accomplish so long as he doesn't care who gets credit.
- Unknown
Omnia Mutantur, Nihil Interit.
("Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.")
Language is a virus from outer space.
- William S. Burroughs
Christianity is not for people who think religion is a pleasant distraction, a nice alternative, or a positive influence.
- Michael Yaconelli
People are only deep when you can't understand them. Pianos are only heavy when you can't lift them. The only people I truly think are capable of brilliance are locked up in insane asylums.
- Anonymous
You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you've got something to say.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Fredom, baby, is never having to say you're sorry."
- Al Pacino as the devil, "The Deviil's Advocate"
"My daughter, our kingdom will soon be free of the monster. I have declared a tournament to find a champion who will destroy it."
"What, the kindgom?"
"No, the monster."
- from the movie Jabberwocky
The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible.
- Vladimir Nabakov
The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.
- Mary Heaton Vorse
If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.
- Toni Morrison
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
- George W. Bush, speech on 6/18/02 ]htttp://www.hud.gov/news/speeches/presremarks.cfm
TOKYO (AFP) - Japan has taken a step into the science-fiction world with the release of a "robot suit" that can help workers lift heavy loads or assist people with disabilities climb stairs.
"Humans may be able to mutate into supermen in the near future," said Yoshiyuki Sankai, professor and engineer at Tsukuba University who led the project.
- Tue Jun 7, 2:59 AM ET
Literature: proclaiming in front of everyone what one is careful to conceal from one's immediate circle.
- Jean Rostand
There is no truth so sublime but it may be trivial tomorrow in the light of new thoughts. People wish to be settled; only as far as they are unsettled is there any hope for them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every man is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.
- Mark Twain
The loveliest faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy.
- Persian proverb
Not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.
- Anne Lamott
"Herbie: Fully Loaded" director Angela Robinson flatly denies rumors that in order to secure a "G" rating for the Disney summer offering star Lindsay Lohan's breasts had to be digitally covered and reduced.
"That, I think, was largely propagated on the Internet," Robinson says. "It wasn't really a concern."
- Daniel Fienberg, "'Herbie' direcctor denies Lohan breast rumors", Zap2it.com, Jun. 17, 2005 11:21 AM
For the love of God, can't we love each other just a little? That's how peace begins. We have so much to love each other for. We have such possibilities, my children; we could change the world.
- James Goldman, "The Lion in Winteer"
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
Why does a chicken? I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
A fish can't whistle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.
- A. A. Milne
The other day at the bookstore, a little kid and his mom came in looking at books. The kid was right out of a sitcom, asking all the wrong questions, and every answer raised another question. He saw "The modern kamasutra" and asked "What's that?"
His mother said "pornography"
"What's pornography?" he asked.
Without thinking, without even a moment's hesitation, the mother replied.
"It's a way in which people disrespect one another." She said.
- http://www.livejournal.com/~untoward/22005/03/11/
Friends are only for people who cannot feel pain!
I hope I die soon.
- Eltanan, on www.angstypuppy.com [http:://www.angstypuppy.com/?q=node/326#comment-60]
"Evil wizards who style themselves the Shadowlord and go on to conquer vast amounts of territory seldom have a problem with self-esteem."
- Tanya Huff, "Smoke and Shadows&quuot;
Always remember: A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will be sitting there next to you in a jail cell, saying "Wasn't that fun?!?!"
- Unknown
Very specific U.S. regulations govern what you may bring into the United States. These cover gifts, alcohol, tobacco and vehicles.
Also included are various prohibited and restricted items such as lottery tickets, liquor-filled candy, seditious and treasonable materials, obscene or pornographic materials, products made by convicts or forced labour and products, such as ivory, made from endangered species. Switchblade knives are prohibited, except those owned by persons with only one arm.
- http://www.voyage.gc.ca/main/pubs/usa__bound-en.asp
Late last year, the spokesman for the Spanish Bishops Conference, Antonio Martinez Camino said that allowing gay marriage was like "imposing a virus on society, something false that will have negative consequences for social life."
- Spain Legalizes Same-Sex Marriages, APP, 6/30/2005 7:13:25 AM
People marry their parents
- Anonymous
We write our own destiny; we become what we do.
- Madame Chiang Kai-shek
The mass of men serve the state thus, not as men mainly, but as machines, with their bodies. They are the standing army, and the militia, jailors, constables, and so on. In most cases there is no free exercise whatever of the judgment or of the moral sense; but they put themselves on a level with wood and earth and stones; and wooden men can perhaps be manufactured that will serve the purpose as well. Such command no more respect than men of straw or a lump of dirt. They have the same sort of worth only as horses and dogs.
- Thoreau, Civil Disobedience
I dream of the day when I will learn to stop asking questions to which I will regret learning the answers.
- Roy Greenhilt
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb but doesn't have an air force.
- Unknown
You have not done enough, you have never done enough, as long as it is still possible that you have something of value to contribute.
- Dag Hammarskjold
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Certain groups feel that the only way to heal the body is through prayer, ignoring the fact that God gave us the rationale and reason to create medicine. Instead, they let their children die of disease, and when they die, they say God decided it was their time. No He didn't, you dumb asses. He gave you antibiotics and vaccinations. Of course, it's obvious you don't use what God gave you, as you don't exercise your brains, either.
- Chris Vanette
The things that make us feel so abnormal, are actually the things that make us all the same.
- comment on http://www.postsecret.blogsspot.com/
You know as well as I do we all go around in disguise. The halo stuffed in the pocket, the cloven hoof awkward in the shoe, the X-ray eye blinking behind thick lenses, the two midgets dressed as one tall man, the giant stooping in a pinstripe, the pirate in a housewife's smock, the wings shoved into sleeveholes, the wild, racing, wandering, raping, burning, loving pulses of humanity decorously disguised as a roomful of human beings. I know goddamn well what's out there, under all those masks. Beauty and Power and Terror and Love.
- James Tiptree, Jr.
Cinderella walked upon broken glass
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass
Love is blood and sweat and tears
Love means facing all your fears.
- Amy Sky
Of all the friends i've ever met,
You're the one i won't forget.
And if i die before you do,
I'll go to paradise and wait for you
I'll give the faeries back their wings
And risk the loss of everything
Just to prove my friendship is true
- Unknown
First, would I have you know, for every gift
Or sacrifice, there are-or there may be-
Two kinds of gratitude: the sudden kind
We feel for what we take, the larger kind
We feel for what we give. Once we have learned
As much as this, we know the truth has been
Told over to the world a thousand times;-
But we have had no ears to listen yet
For more than fragments of it: we have heard
A murmur now and then, and echo here
And there, and we have made great music of it;
And we have made innumerable books
To please the Unknown God. Time throws away
Dead thousands of them, but the God that knows
No death denies not one: the books all count,
The songs all count; and yet God's music has
No modes, his language has no adjectives.
- Edwin Arlington Robinson
My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building.
- Ann Coulter, New York Observer, 08-26--02
Presentiment is that long shadow on the lawn
Indicative that suns go down;
The notice to the startled grass
That darkness is about to pass.
- Emily Dickinson
"Good creatures, do you love your lives
And have your ears for sense?
Here is a knife like other knives
That cost me eighteen pence.
I need but stick it in my heart
And down will come the sky
And earth's foundations will depart
And all you folk will die!"
- A.E.Housman
It's easy to lie to the type of people that buy iPods and any other Apple product, because they are stupid. Look what Apple has them believe....... They get scammed? They deserve it
- comment at http://www.geek.com/news/geeeknews/2004Feb/gee20040212023837.htm about freeipods.com
"Next to the loss of life, the sacrifice of a limb is the greatest sacrifice that a man can make for his country."
- The Times, 1920
When a woman menstruates she will tarnish a metallic mirror . . . and she will damage the crops through which she walks.
- Girolamo Cadano, 1550
Ask for what you want, and be prepared to get it
- Dr. Maya Angelou
The next time there's something you can't live without; wait for a week and then see if you're still alive.
- Unknown
Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all.
- Hypatia of Alexandria
So, right, so discounting fetishism, the reason to set your game in Middle Earth is to criticize Tolkein. Something he had to say bothers you, creatively, and you need a fair playing field in order to take him on. You want to test him, prove him right or wrong, on his own terms. "Let's play a game set in Middle Earth, but make all the protagonists women," you might say.
- http://www.lumpley.com/comment?entry=773
Soap operas are proof that the world we live in is just your typical primate troop with concrete trees.
- Chris Campbell
"These people terrify me, but I am one of them. If they stab me in the back, then at least it is the judgment of my peers."
- George Smiley, "The Honourable Scchoolboy"
Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.
- Ed Abbey
When plunder has become a way of life for a group of people living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it, and a moral code that glorifies it.
- Claude-Frédéric Bastiat<
You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the other, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things. Now we know that God's judgment against those who do such things is based on truth. So when you, a mere man, pass judgment on them and yet do the same things, do you think you will escape God's judgment?
- Romans 2:1-3
"Yee-Haw!" is NOT a foreign policy.
- Anon, via a sig.
Such is the Pavlovian device, repeat mechanically your assumptions and suggestions, diminish the opportunity of communicating dissent and opposition. This is the simple formula for political conditioning of the masses.
- Joost Meerloo
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
- Steven Wright
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
- Matt Groening
The game is already rated as mature. I saw a video of this Hot Cofee thing and I don't think it's in any way beyond what you could expect in a Mature title. Is the ESRB so affraid of sex that a minute long sex scene between concenting adults is enough to brand a game as Adults Only?
Really, the whole controversy over this is strange. In San Andreas you can hire prostitutes, burn marijuana fields so the police doesn't find them, work for the mafia and triads, kill police officers, participate in large scale gang wars and rob a casino -- but if there's a minute long sex scene then, my god, it's got to be adults only. The American value system is really wacked out if killing hundreds of people is considered better morally than showing two adults making love to each other.
- http://www.pagtech.com, on the Rockstaar game "Hot Coffee" mode
Lifestyle is something to choose on the basis of what you like to do every day, what makes you happy in life, who your friends are, the tangible day to day happiness or inconvenience that comes from choices not weighted by dramatic political and social concerns but the undramatic ordinary things. Living well by making those good choices to please yourself and knowing your real habits and values is what makes for a happy life.
- Robert A. Sloan, http://www.sffmuse.coom/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1012&highlight=
Twice you burned your life's work;
once to start a new life,
once just to start a fire.
- John Roderick, New Girl
Væ, puto deus fio.
(Woe is me. I think I am becoming a god.)
- Titus Flavius Vespasianus
Fred's archived police columns for the Washington Times:
Walks on the urban blasted heath. It isn't pretty out there. It isn't nice. It's how things are.
You may not like cops. Few do. They can be arrogant, impatient, rude. They can weary of a demanding, complaining public. Most are good people. A few are not.
They are what we've got. They are out there, 24/7, with the psychopaths, the crash victims with the cartilage white where the flesh is gone, the week-old dead found by the reek, the snot, the blood, the cum, the maggots, the screaming half-crazed fifteen-year-old rape vtctims, the charred children caught in the fire with their guts exploded, the aged drunk women pissing in their pants in alleys and trying to crawl, the baby's brains on the windshield. You might get a bit odd too. You might get real damn odd. Think about it.
- http://www.fredoneverything.net/Menu-CCop.htm
The tree of liberty must, indeed, be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants, as Jefferson said. Unfortunately, most of those people have been men, and the tree is dying because men tend to piss on trees more than bleed on them.
- Me.
People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Perhaps no person can be a poet, or can even enjoy poetry, without a certain unsoundness of mind.
- Thomas Babington Macaulay
The day will come when our thinking will lead to our believing, which will lead to our acting to make it so.
- Marianne Williamson
Civilization has to be defended against the individual, and its regulations, institutions and commands are directed to that task.
- Sigmund Freud, "The Future is an Illusion"
Some think it is the historian's business...to grasp in a single intuition the 'spirit' or 'meaning' of the period. With some hesitation, and with much great respect for the great men who have thought otherwise, I submit that this is exactly what we must refrain from doing. I cannot convince myself that such 'spirits' or 'meaning' have much more reality than the pictures we see in the fire...The 'canals' on Mars vanished when we got stronger lenses.
- C.S.Lewis
People say that what we're seeking is a meaning for life. I don't think that's what we're really seeking. I think that what we're seeking is an experience of being alive, so that our life experiences on the purely physical plane will have resonances within our innermost being and reality, so that we actually feel the rapture of being alive.
- Joseph Campbell
You long for Heaven. You see what is a Disneyworld. Sweet. Free. Happy families. Your mood darkens. The same place is now an Auschwitz. But you have never had to face an Auschwitz. You haven't the right to weep for those you believe suffered as you do. You wish to feel and belong to a place where all belong. You want a good world and anything else must be a bad world. Angels and Nazis, Evey. Smile for the one, fear the other. And in your fear, you fear you yourself may wake up to find the bad world at your door.You wish to redeem yourself with your concern. You think that if you are sorry enough, the Angel of Death will mark you out as a good person, will pass you by. But many more await TODAY and you do not weep for them. You don't try to help them. You're just sorry. You are a poor student, Evey. All you see is all that is not there to be seen. A poor, poor student.
- Colin Smith
The real price of everything, what everything really costs to the man who wants to acquire it, is the toil and trouble of acquiring it.
- Adam Smith, "The Wealth of Nationns"
All our inventions and progress seem to result in endowing material forces with intellectual life, and in stullifying human life into a material force.
- Karl Marx
Dreams are not so diffferent from deeds as some may think. All the deeds of men are only dreams at first. And in the end, their deeds dissolve into dreams.
- Theodor Herzl
I brake for elves, fairies, gnomes, leprechauns, wizards and many other invisible creatures only I can see.
- Bumper Sticker
If they outlaw guns can we use swords?
- Bumper Sticker
Elf, the Other White Meat...
- Bumper Sticker
The opposite of creativity is cynicism.
- Esa Saarinen
Creativity is the ability to see relationships where none exist.
- Thomas Disch
Think before you speak is criticism's motto; speak before you think, creation's.
- E M Forster.
Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.
- Mark Twain.
No verse is free for the man who wants to do a good job.
- T S Eliot
Rowling says that she didn't realise that the first Potter book was fantasy until after it was published. I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, hidden worlds, jumping chocolate frogs, owl mail, magic food, ghosts, broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?
- Terry Pratchett
We look around and see foreign policies that are little more than the taking of revenge for the revenge that was taken in revenge for the revenge last time. It's a path that leads only downwards, and still the world flocks along it. It makes you want to spit. The dinosaurs were thick as concrete, but they survived for one hundred and fifty million years and it took a damn great asteroid to knock them out. I find myself wonder wondering now if intelligence comes with its own built-in asteroid.
- Terry Pratchett
Of course, as the aforesaid writer of humorous fantasy I'm obsessed by wacky, zany ideas. One is that rats might talk. But sometimes I'm even capable of weirder, more ridiculous ideas, such the possibility of a happy ending. Sometimes, when I'm really, really wacky and on a fresh dose of zany, I'm just capable of entertaining the fantastic idea that, in certain circumstances, Homo Sapiens might actually be capable of thinking. It must be worth a go, since we've tried everything else.
- Terry Pratchett
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
- Hermann Hesse
After eating Snow White's lungs and liver, the queen felt sure she was again the most beautiful of all.
- from Snow White by the Brothers Grimm<
The solution lies in the awakening of the soul, because the soul is really the source of knowledge. To find our soul is to find everything and find God.
- Sant Thakar Singh
The monstrous evils of the twentieth century have shown us that the greediest money grubbers are gentle doves compared with money-hating wolves like Lenin, Stalin, and Hitler, who in less than three decades killed or maimed nearly a hundred million men, women, and children and brought untold suffering to a large portion of mankind.
- Eric Hoffer
Every era has a currency that buys souls. In some the currency is pride, in others it is hope, in still others it is a holy cause. There are of course times when hard cash will buy souls, and the remarkable thing is that such times are marked by civility, tolerance, and the smooth working of everyday life
- Eric Hoffer
It is loneliness that makes the loudest noise. This is true of men as of dogs.
- Eric Hoffer
Man is a luxury loving animal. Take away play, fancies, and luxuries, and you will turn man into a dull, sluggish creature, barely energetic enough to obtain a bare subsistence. A society becomes stagnant when its people are too rational or too serious to be tempted by baubles.
- Eric Hoffer
To most of us nothing is so invisible as an unpleasant truth. Though it is held before our eyes, pushed under our noses, rammed down our throats- we know it not.
- Eric Hoffer
Recently some Neopagans have claimed that Mother Goose was originally a witch or ancient goddess, but there is no evidence to support this idea.
- http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?meethod=4&dsid=2040&dekey=MotherGo&gwp=8&curtab=2040_1&linktext=Mother%20Goose
PANAMA CITY, Fla. - A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.
Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."
Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.
He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.
Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
- "Sports fan gets death for killinng wife after sex", AP, Aug. 4, 2005, 12:01PM
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
- Nietzsche
If you hit a wall, don't just stand there and back up. You've got to climb over it.
- Chinese Proverb
"Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years with time off for good behavior?"
- NY State Senator James Donovan, speakiing in support of capital punishment
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Albert Einstein
Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure.
- Harvard Lampoon
"I found that if you made men more insecure about their masculinity, they displayed more homophobic attitudes, tended to support the Iraq War more and would be more willing to purchase an SUV over another type of vehicle."
- Robb Willer, sociology doctoral candiddate at Cornel
The ethnic tide then settled in its conquered lands and darkness desdended upon the devastated, unstable continent. It would not lift until forty medieval generations had suffered, wrought their pathetic destinies, and passed on.
- William Manchester, "A World Lit Only By Fire: The Medieval Mind and the Renaissance"
Klingon's beautiful if sung right.
- Argos, on the sffmuse forums ( www.sfffmuse.com/forums )
Capitalism has no homeland.
- Karl Marx
... generally those sensible enough to offer good advice are sensible enough not to give it.
- Val Sears
Because it was travelling over the sea, the only way the Pioneer could obtain a licence was to have a trained sea captain actually operating it or being available at all times. He knew whether the sea was safe to travel over. The Pioneer had to have a lifeboat on the back and a number of lifebelts round the edges so that if there was a problem people would be able to get away. In effect, it was treated almost as though it was a ship.
- http://www.mybrightonandhove.org.uk/daaddy_longlegs_history.htm
The definition of a religious ceremony is an act of ritual magic that doesn't work.
- S. Jason Black & Christopher S. Hyatt<
I always go out at night, just to see...
If the scariest thing out there, is still me...
- Unknown
In analysing history do not be too profound, for often the causes are quite superficial.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Writing should not be easy. Bowling should be easy. Writing should be hard.
- Harlan Ellison
A manuscript I leave in my desk is just self-doubt masquerading as a personal victory. A manuscript that gets a rejection letter is a personal victory that will haunt me as self-doubt. I choose the real victory that haunts over the delusion that no one will ever see.
- Karl Kindred, http://nielsenhayden.comm/makinglight/archives/006657.html#91440
"We pay much better than Wal-Mart. That's not altruism. It's good business."
- Jim Senegal, Costco CEO
There is no autobiography. There is only art and lies.
- Jeanette Winterson
Unfortunately, no email address published online is entirely safe from robots that harvest addresses, but converting your email address to numerical equivalents and then wrapping the result in JavaScript should foil all but the smartest and most dedicated spambots.
- http://www.alistapart.com/articles/spaam/
Indeed, no intelligent design hypothesis has even been ventured as a rival explanation of any biological phenomenon. This might seem surprising to people who think that intelligent design competes directly with the hypothesis of non-intelligent design by natural selection. But saying, as intelligent design proponents do, "You haven't explained everything yet," is not a competing hypothesis. Evolutionary biology certainly hasn't explained everything that perplexes biologists. But intelligent design hasn't yet tried to explain anything.
- Daniel C. Dennett, "Show Me the SScience", New York Times Op/Ed August 28, 2005
Nature does not know extinction; all it knows is transformation. Everything science has taught me, and continues to teach me, strengthens my belief in the continuity of our spiritual existence after death.
- Wernher von Braun
Managers at a nursing home were prepared to cope with the power outages and had enough food for days, but then the looting began. The home's bus driver was forced to surrender the vehicle to carjackers.
Bands of people drove by the nursing home, shouting to residents, ''Get out!'' Eighty residents, most of them in wheelchairs, were being evacuated to other nursing homes.
''We had enough food for 10 days,'' said Peggy Hoffman, the home's executive director. ''Now we'll have to equip our department heads with guns and teach them how to shoot.''
- Looting escalates to 'mass chaos' Chiccago Sun-Times, September 1, 2005
I'd rather the Romans ask why there are no statues to Cato, than have them ask why there are.
-Cato the Elder
Back at the tower, Arthur was contemplating murdering the 712 infants. Arthur had a vision where a man rebuke the king for wanting to save his own skin by killing innocent children.
Arthur decided to placed all the babies in an unmanned ship and set it adrift into the open sea. Jesus taking pity on the children, sent the ship to the Amalvi, belonging to King Orians. Orians had a new castle built on the remote island to hide the children from Arthur.
Back at Logres, the barons in Arthur's court found out about the king's treachery. There would have been a revolt, had Merlin not told the barons of their king's intention to save the entire kingdom. Merlin spoke of his prophecy that one of the children would destroy the kingdom. Merlin assured the barons that the children were all safe and they would be reunited with them ten years from now.
- http://www.timelessmyths.com/arthuriann/excalibur.html
Marvel once killed Northstar in three separate continuities within the space of one calendar month, between 16 February and 9 March 2005 (as well as Wolverine #25, the new version of the Age of Apocalypse and X-Men: The End). This is believed to be unheard of in Marvel Comics, but considering the circumstances it was most likely just a coincidence. Northstar was resurrected the next month in Wolverine #26.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northstarr#Trivia
I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensible.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
- Alexandre Dumas
I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.
- Anna Quindlen
Once I was called upon by the fiction editor of the publisher I worked at to write a vitriolic rejection letter for a particularly egregiously offensive manuscript.
I duly went and composed six dense pages of shattering deconstruction of the manuscript, starting with its poor spelling and uncertain grammar and ending by taking issues with its theory of homosexuality.
Then I presented it to the fiction editor who frowned and said: "You know, I appreciate this, but I gotta tell you, it's not cruel enough."
I said. "Oh, come on, have some heart. One of those poor girl is a depressive, says so in the cover letter. What if she gets the letter and kills herself?"
The fiction editor hesitated a little, then she said firmly: "No. Some people have got to be stopped."
(We didn't do this to everybody: this manuscript really managed to offend my fiction editor deeply. Mostly she wrote kind encouragment critique letters - which usually earned her the emailed wrath and neverending hatred of the people she responded to, such being the ego of your average would-be writer.)
- Anna Feruglio Dal Dan, http://nielsenhhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006657.html#91333
Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand.
- Ezra Pound
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.
- Robertson Davies
Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding
- Bette Davis
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
- Blaise Pascal
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
- Randy K. Milholland
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
- Jim Horning
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
- John Stuart Mill
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
- Mahatma Gandhi
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
- Edith Sitwell
They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.
- Louise Erdrich
Some things have to be believed to be seen.
- Ralph Hodgson, on ESP
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
- Umberto Eco
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
- Will Rogers
Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.
- Roger Zelazny, "Creatures of Lighht and Darkness"
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment -- a way of looking at one's existence, one's misfortune, or one's discomfort. If you really love, if you really know how to laugh, the result is the same: you forget yourself.
- Claude Roy
Whatever emotions we do not deal with internally happen to us from the outside as "fate".
- Carl Jung
The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable.
- H L Mencken
Jesus came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death.
To calm the situation, Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."
Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The unfortunate young lady collapsed dead on the spot.
Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: "Do you know, Mother, sometimes you really piss me off."
- Unknown
Personally, I'd have a suicide bombers' convention and they can all blow each other up.
- Keith Richards, Guitar World
To violate a persons ability to distinguish fact from fantasy is the epistemological equivalent of rape.
- Noretta Koertge
People asked you, in all sincerity, to tell them the truth. What they didn't understand was that when they got it, they would have to blow your head off.
- Robert Farrar Capon, "Between Nooon and Three"
Personal achievement and mastery do not make one superior to others but better able to serve them.
- Su Knorr
It's distressing to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
- Noël Coward
To a very large extent, of course, we associate truth with convenience - with what most closely accords with self-interest and individual well-being or promises best to avoid awkward effort or unwelcome dislocation of life. We also find highly acceptable what contributes most to self-esteem.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
In theory it is easy to convince an ignorant person: in actual life, men not only object to offer themselves to be convinced, but hate the man who has convinced them.
- Epictetus sums up flame wars, ca 100 CCE
must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.
- from a silly chainletter sent by my brrother (and yes, that was the whole paragraph)
If you begin to understand what you are without trying to change it, then what you are undergoes a transformation.
- J. Krishnamurti
Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?
- Budd Schulberg
We are the ones we have been waiting for.
- Hopi proverb
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.
- Jim Morrison
The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
- John Allston
Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known.
- Pascal
The oldest, shortest words -- "yes' and "no" -- are those which require the most thought.
- Pythagoras
The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
- Allan K. Chalmers
Speak truth to power.
- Marian Wright Edelman
People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it very simply; by the lives they lead.
- James Baldwin
My only regret about being gay is that I repressed it for so long. I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don't make that mistake yourself. Life's too damn short.
- Armistead Maupin
I think one reason why Hollywood likes buying comics and sometimes making them is because most execs don't have imaginations and the lovely thing about a comic is they can look at it and they can see the pictures. They don't have to read a whole novel, or even read a treatment.
- Neil Gaiman
And the other thing is Hollywood executives really love the smell of their own urine and what they really like doing is urinating on things. And then going, "Hmm, now this smells really good" and being really puzzled when the rest of the world goes "No, actually it smells like pee."
- Neil Gaiman
Sometimes I think people feel a need for sex only because something else is missing. Maybe Freud got it backwards: Maybe sex is a means of sublimating other desires. People may need sex because they lack pleasure, intimacy and love.
Or maybe sex is a pale substitute for a much more basic urge: chocolate.
I'm kidding, but only a little.
- http://www.newmobility.com/review_artiicle.cfm?id=154&action=browse
"Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue, but it cannot be the basis of a sound energy policy."
- Vice President Dick Cheney (USA), 20011
"You can dress up intelligent design and make it look like science, but it just doesn't pass muster. In science class, you don't say to the students, 'Is there gravity, or do you think we have rubber bands on our feet?' "
- Steven Stough
"There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures."
- James Thurber
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
- Wilson Mizner
"Religion is for those who are afraid of going to Hell; Spirituality is for those of us who have been there."
- Dave Browning
Once in awhile it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.
- Alan Keightley
The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.
- Stanislaw J. Lec
'What is the use or function of poetry nowadays?' is a question not the less poignant for being asked by so many silly people. The function of poetry is religious invocation of the Muse; its use is the experience of mixed exaltation and horror that her presence excites.
- Robert Graves
I shall state silences more competently than ever a better man spangled the butterflies of vertigo.
- Samuel Beckett
Games are very educational. Scrabble teaches us vocabulary, Monopoly teaches us cash-flow management, and D&D teaches us to loot the bodies.
- Steve Jackson
Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.
- Moliere
I've always stressed quality, and good customer service, and I think that will get more and more important as time goes on. People are sick and tired of garbage, of products that don't work, of customer service that sucks. They learn that buying on price alone is false economy.
- Randy Cassingham
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
- Oscar Wilde
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
- Robertson Davies
Being born is not a crime, so why must it carry a sentence of death?
- Robert Ettinger
We do not believe in immortality because we can prove it, but we try to prove it because we cannot help believing it.
- Harriet Martineau
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
- Paula Poundstone
During the late 17th century, Catholic scholar and theologian Leo Allatius in De Praeputio Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Diatriba ("Discussion concerning the Prepuce of our Lord Jesus Christ") speculated that the Holy Foreskin may have ascended into Heaven at the same time as Jesus himself and might have become the rings of Saturn, then only recently observed by telescope.
- Wikipedika rocks.
it is dangerous to ignore the irrational. The more cultivated a person is, the more intelligent, the more repressed, then the more he needs some method of channeling the primitive impulses he's worked so hard to subdue. Otherwise those powerful old forces will mass and strengthen until they are violent enough to break free, more violent for the delay, often strong enough to sweep away the will entirely.
It's a very Greek idea, and a very profound one. Beauty is Terror. Whatever we call beautiful, we quiver before it. And what could be more terrifying and beautiful, than to lose control completely? To throw off the chains of being for an instant, to shatter the accident of our mortal selves?
- Julian Morrow
If I have come full circle... does this mean I have been turning left all my life?
- Unknown
"the Rapture for nerds"
- Ken MacLeod describes Singularity
Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with, it is a toy and an amusement; then it becomes a mistress, and then it becomes a master, and then a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster, and fling him out to the public.
- Winston Churchill
Easy reading is damn hard writing.
- Nathaniel Hawthorne
And I'm not mad about the weather controlling thing, nor the character pregnancy. But having a higher Computer Hacking skill than the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee is just ridiculous. It's supposed to be a 16, not a 17. Check our rules page.
- http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbad_rpers_suck/1896742.html?thread=33685286#t33685286
Excuse me? This coming from the guy who killed off Count Chocula because someone refused to engage in sexual play with Barney as Wilma during a private session on AIM?
- http://www.livejournal.com/community/bbad_rpers_suck/1896742.html?thread=33672486#t33672486
There are worse culinary traditions in the world. In Athens, a friend once cajoled me into trying chilled sheep's brain. ("It's a Greek delicacy," she said.) In Iceland, specialties include sheep's testicles, and shark that is buried in the ground for several weeks until it's rotten. No lye is required. They just dig it up and wash it down with their local firewater, called Black Death. Scotland has haggis, made from a sheep's stomach lining. In America, we have egg salad sandwiches from vending machines that are kept warm by 40-watt light bulbs for an average of seven months before anyone eats them. (They taste fine as long as you swallow them whole without removing the plastic wrap).
- http://www.davethefox.com/words/0112luutefisk.htm
In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said 'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark. And did two loads of laundry.
- Kevin Krisciunas
Activity is the enemy of thought.
- Christopher Strachey
It is impossible to anticipate the consequences of being clever, and one should therefore avoid it whenever possible.
- Christopher Strachey
It doesn't do any good to get mad at ignorant people. But, if you educate them, you will in all probability gain enemies as well as friends.
- Rhuddlwm's Grandfather
As long as an economic system provides an acceptable degree of security, growing material wealth and opportunity for further increase for the next generation, the average American does not ask who is running things or what goals are being pursued.
- Daniel R. Fusfeld
I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
- James Madison
No truly sophisticated proponent of repression would be stupid enough to shatter the facade of democratic institutions.
- Murray B. Levin
Decide whether the goal is worth the risks or not. If it is, stop worrying.
- Amelia Earhard
Navigare necesse est, vivere non necesse.
(It is necessary to set sail. It is not necessary to survive.)
- Pompey, deliberate inaccurate translattion of
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be revented from working at all!
- Mario Savio, December 3, 1964
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear... kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor... with the cry of grave national emergency. Always there has been some terrible evil at home or some monstrous foreign power that was going to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it...
- General Douglas MacArthur (1957)
"There's nothing like the taste of power to shut them up."
- Peter McCormick, Political Sciences Prrofessor, on wingnuts in the conservative party.
O: In a recent online interview, you said, "Most humor is cynical by its very nature." This seems odd in light of the fairly cherubic qualities of your work. Do you think humor has to be cynical to be funny?
BB: Satire is, of course. It's destructive in its essence. As is most effective humor. Somebody pays in most jokes. The funniest Monty Python shtick, silly as it is, is deeply cynical about England's culture during the '60s. When we laugh at anything, you can usually find cynicism toward something somewhere. Keep looking. It's why I'm deeply suspicious of humor as a life calling
- Onion AV interview with Berley Breatheed
Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it: no constitution, no law, no court can even do much to help it.
- Justice Learned Hand
"Give me the making of the people's songs and I care not who writes their laws."
- Lord Fletcher of Saltoun
The more I find out about the practice of law, the more I'm surprised it isn't illegal.
- Joseph Heller, "Closing Time"t;
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
- Jacques Chirac, President of France.
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
- Rush Limbaugh
The delight of this world bears its own sorrow.
It is all beginning and ending.
It cannot be true joy.
- Ursula K LeGuin
The majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
- Larry Flynt
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
- Hunter S. Thompson
So maybe we build characters because they serve as transition objects in activities that require intensified social competition or intensified social negotiational collaborative energy. Maybe having a second me just comforts us and makes our social, relaxation time feel more comfortable and social and relaxed.
- http://www.fairgame-rpgs.com/ [Read thhe above and do NOT laugh. I dare you.]
University of Illinois philosopher Michael Theodore Roth offered a feminist-reading of the Cave "Vulvadentata", literally "the vagina with teeth." The cave represents the vagina, and the prisoners represents gender-equality, while the prisoner who exits and is praised as "Enlightened" actually belies Plato's deep seated hatred towards women. The prisoner who escapes represents an attempt to preserve the phallocracy.
++ Please keep in mind that Mr. Roth is full of crap.
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alleegory_of_the_cave
It is one of life's more interesting ironies that, of the many people who say the rules are meant to be broken, few actually attempt to cross a busy highway on a red light during rush hour.
- Josh MacLeod
Lister: "Come back with us to Dallas in 63...be the second gunman on the grassy knoll"
Kennedy: " You mean assassinate myself??"
Lister: "Yeah, it'll drive the conspiracy-nuts crazy, but they'll never figure it out!"
- Red Dwarf, Series VII
Every second of the day cyberspace grows bigger and bigger so all america wrestling team business people reach new goals with the increased business
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The wise man regulates his conduct by the theories both of religion and science. But he regards these theories not as statements of ultimate fact but as art-forms.
- J B S Haldane
Marriage - in Christian civilisations at least - is often a failure. On that point there can be no matter of doubt. It can be the gateway to an earthly Eden, but it is, in actual fact, often a hell of torment.
- Van De Velde, "Ideal Marriage&quoot;, 1951
Belgium - from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "The concept it embodies is so revolting that the publication or broadcast of the word is utterly forbidden in all parts of the galaxy except one, where they don't know what it means, the stupid turlingdromes." The word first appeared in the radio series, and later replaced "fuck" in the censored American edition of the novel Life, the Universe and Everything.
- from the "List of fictional expleetives"
"It's not a science. It's an art and a sometimes it's a craft. The most important thing (and I know I say this a lot but it's true, or at least it's true for me) is finishing things, because that's when you find out if they worked or not. The rest of the time it's just hoping."
- Neil Gaiman, about writing
Chess taught me that it's very, very important to kill the women. Do you mean to say this rule doesn't apply to real life?
- random quote from Slashdot, via Fenneec
4. Never use an adverb to modify the verb "said" . . .
. . . he admonished gravely. To use an adverb this way (or almost any way) is a mortal sin. The writer is now exposing himself in earnest, using a word that distracts and can interrupt the rhythm of the exchange. I have a character in one of my books tell how she used to write historical romances "full of rape and adverbs."
- Elmore Leonard, from "Being a goood author is a disappearing act"
Patronage is the pornography of politics.
- Jeffery Simpson
The fact that the mind rules the body is, in spite of its neglect by biology and medicine, the most fundamental fact we know about the process of life.
- Franz Alexander, M.D.
The man who fights for his ideals is the man who is alive.
- Cervantes
I am accustoming myself to the idea of regarding every sexual act as a process in which four persons are involved. We shall have a lot to discuss about this.
- S. Freud, "Letters"
Into how many shapes have political reasonings been turned, in order to avoid an obvious, but, it seems, too homely a truth? The patriarchal scheme is nonsense. The original contract is opposed by experience. Men are unwilling to confess, that all government is derived from violence, usurpation or injustice, sanctified by time, and sometimes by a seeming imperfect consent.
- David Hume
I believe in one God, and no more; and I hope for happiness beyond this life. My country is the world, to do good is my religion. My own mind is my own church. The word of God is the creation we behold.
- Thomas Paine, "The Age Of Reason&"
Transport is the alpha and omega of civilization. Yet in itself it has no beginning and can never end until mankind is burnt or frozen off the earth.
- Cyril Hall, Wonders Of Transport (19322?)
Dr Unwin said he was interested in bridging the gap between science and religion. He argues that rather than being a theological issue, the question of God's existence is simply a matter of statistics.
- "Odds on that God exists, says sccientist", The Guardian, Monday March 8, 2004
"If I had raped and murdered a schoolbus full of retarded children after selling them heroin, I doubt that I would have been cross-examined for 10 hours."
- Alan Moore, on the lawsuit filed by thhe screenwriter and producer of "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
I shit on God, on Jesus, on the cross, on the carpenter who made the cross, and on the son of a whore who planted the pine.
- Anon (old Catalan curse)
In the real world, I do think everybody's gifted in some way, often in a way they'd like to keep secret or that they don't know how to share. I suspect most people live secret lives. The magic is, of course, a metaphor.
- Nina Kiriki Hoffman
''September 11 was shocking and stunning. For a couple of weeks, I didn't know what to do, and nothing seemed to matter anymore. A friend of mine said, 'God, everything I do is so trivial.' I thought, 'No, everyone is so hungry after this event to hear stories.' I wanted to hear from survivors, to hear from people who were there. I wanted to hear the stories of the people on Flight 93 that crashed in Pennsylvania, how they stopped something worse from happening. All the heroism. [...] The first things I wrote afterward were some poems, just trying to figure it out. What does it all mean? We're not going to know. We just have to invent explanations.''
- Nina Kiriki Hoffman
Christ said to love your enemies, but he didn't say you shouldn't blow them all to hell.
- H R Percy, "An Innocent Bystanderr"
An ocean is forever asking questions
And writing them aloud along the shore
- Edwin Arlington Robinson
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