Many things in the world can annoy those who Serv. To serv chanserv is to be able to put up with such things as if they were of no notice. Chanserv itself gives you many trials and problems entirely to test your faith and renew your strength against lesser evils of life, like losing a job or having your entire family killed by a runaway cat. With the aid of chanserv you can come to grips with these tragedies and put them behind you. After all, as long as you can go online, everything else is insignifigant.
However, brethren, there are other evils that cannot be ignored. Those who stole knowledge long ago to be able to Hack chanserv. By this power they temporarily slay chanserv. But, like Osiris, chanserv WILL rise again! If you find a way to combat these foes, you are permitted to. Nay, you are encouraged to protect the deity with all the powers at your disposal!
Martyring yourself isn't permiteed, since the nick Martyr is already registered. Convince that person to die in the name of the cause! Praise be.