UpDownDateRape
Well here it is the infamous What's new page. Im so sorry i did it. When I first mentioned creating such a blasphemous thing many of you wrote in calling me a turncoat and a sellout. You said that I was being corrupted by the pinkgreymauve-faces, and the rationalrationers and the stasis junkies, and the so called Combine. To you im sorry, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo very sorry. If this makes you lose the faith and decide the movement is a sham, Im sure I'll hear about in the pre-life after I let myself be killed. But I know that every one of you that feels betrayed theres two more that piss themself in pleasure knowing they wont miss it all, knowing that that little page that you can only gett to by clicking on a half concealed comma six pages in to the mess that's only had two hits in the past year will finally get some creds. Girls love sex, boy's wont share.
Man, this shiite just don't make sense. Or does it? A dadaist oracle for the only slightly lucid. An infernal cutup machine projecting your darkest psychical stuff and latent lingering smells of majgikcal things back at yall. A developmentally challenged thirteen year old loser armed with only an absence of human contact, an html editor, enough drugs to kill all the cows in texas, and an illegal copy of microsoft paint. Enjoy!