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PENIS!KnEeS of FiRe 1) Place bare knees on carpet.2) Rub back and forth.3) Shout: "OWW!!! My knees are on fire!!!"merely nose-goblin-encrusted digital bushwah? Is the evidence for "orbs" the same type as the evidence for "rods"?Nostradamus was a Japanese man. Giant slugs can only be stopped with flamethrowers. Sex makes women cry. Dark subway tunnels promote wild and amazing plant growth. When blizzards hit Hawaii there is a problem. Pygmies love airplanes. Blood is stored in VeryFine juice bottles. If the Concorde ever explodes in midair it will destroy the Ozone Layer. Just when you think things couldn't get any worse the 60's are back. A traffic jam made up entirely of Ford Pintos is trouble waiting to happen. After nuclear war anyone in a military bunker will be dead, but their fingers will be on the button, seemingly glued there. "The comet is really a large space ship that contains a crew of over 200,000 sentient beings that are coming to assist the 10,000 Ambassadors. Only the 10,000 Ambassadors will land to create the special "observer" colony in the region surrounding Ayers Rock in central Australia. The "comet" is being followed by a major Federation space station that has over 1.5 million sentient beings in its crew. In addition, there are occasionally some much smaller Federation ships that are escorting both vehicles toward an encounter with your planet. "Is this free XXX for everyone??? Aliens is being offered as choice. There should be the usual flood of "contributions" by "certain" WebTV customers on its way, if not here already. Don't "Phoenix Lights are real"be alarmed!I always thought the Shriner's were clowns, not illuminati. If they are using those big shoes, goofy clothes and bulb noses as a cover, they are more diabolical than anyoneever suspected.>Children's Hospitals being a cover for secret Conspiracy alien>medical experiments. Seems to me that these hospitals would be the perfect >cover for the Knights Templar - Masonic Conspiracy to do their >dirty work and medical experiments. Maybe even make their clones >there. I don't think we can trust anything these Masonic Illuminati >types might do. And aren't those Shriners 33 degree? Hell, we know >what that means.I never realized how much a dragonfly looks like a > mother ship!A little piece of fuzz, back-lit > by a brilliant sunglow, looks remarkably like a silver flying disk!> Or do only kooks and con-artists and gullible people see know > the truth?The mention of heiroglyphics and "chinese" writing does suggest some type of fragile balloon,I still think it was some sort of disc shaped weapon or reactor."Wise man who thinks he sees rods in real time would not make fun of other people's unusual experiences." He throws around insult like a pig throws mud and even manages to throw in vulgar words and images to boot. People who videotape them find them by the dozens everywhere. But unlike other flying creatures they never bump into glass, they never stop to eat. They fly at speeeds that no known mechanism can expplain. They refuse to be photographed by conventionalcameras. They are insect sized and they "fill the sky." They used to be huge alien spaceships trabvelling at incredible speeds at the top of the atmosphere.And, this is no joke, because of my mental speed I can see rods,>Rods and UFOs." "In other versions Joseph goes no further than Europe, and the guardianship of the cup passes to Bron, who becomes known as the Rich Fisher after he miraculously feeds the company from it with a single fish, echoing Christ's feeding of the five thousand. The company settles at a place called Avaron (perhaps the same as Avalon, the Celtic name for the Otherworld, also identified with Glastonbury) to await the coming of the third Grail Keeper, Alain. A temple is built on Muntsalvach, the Mountain of Salvation, to house the vessel, and an order of Grail Knights comes into being. They sit at a Second Table, and partake of a sacred feast provided by the Grail; a form of Mass also takes place at which the Grail Keeper, now called King, serves as priest. Shortly after, he receives a mysterious wound, variously said to be in the thighs or the genitals, caused by a spear and attributed to one of several different causes among which are the loss of faith, the love of a woman against a vow of chastity , or an accidental blow struck by a stranger in self-defense. Hereafter the guardian is known as the Maimed or Wounded King, and the country around the Grail castle becomes barren and is called the Wasteland(a state explicitly connected with the Grail King's wound. The spear with which he is struck becomes identified with the Lance of Longinus, the Roman soldier who in Biblical tradition pierced the side of Christ on the cross. This spear, the Grail, a sword and a dish-shaped platter (which in mo re primitive versions of the story may have borne a human head [cf. Bran the Blessed], and which becomes confused with the Grail itself) constitute the objects, called Hallows, to be found in the Grail castle." Ten Joansey-TROLL satisfied customers (for their nickels) .>:>:Hey stoopit azzhole, : ps I heard your wife broke her dentures with that dildo I sent her for christmas. > : >: > : fuck you moron, : > Imbecile.> Awww, too bad wittle trollie-wollie! Go fuck yourself...or peddle your ass for > a nickel in the alley.he know you suck shit, hahahahahaI think ill buy your wifes ass.....when Im trough wit yersSave those nickels,> Kazoo blower!!!> "Because you can't cotton to evil. No sir. You have to smack evil> on the nose with the rolled-up newspaper of justice and say, 'Bad > evil. Bad, BAD evil.' "There's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home there's no place like home.The pstench gives it away.[. . . stuff] > Yeah, they make terrible lays. Much better to just laugh at them. Processing . ..Man-o-man...I'm having so much more fun with sex now than EVER!There's always the case where X provokes Y into a fight so he can kick the shit out of Y, but because life ain't fair Y kicks the shit out of X>But that's only an element of the case; the defendant *still* did grab >the machete and go nuts with it, with (apparently) every intention of >killing the other guy.Money talk. Welcome to America."I killed him because his coat had >>the wrong color" If a million people believe in something does it become "true"? killing of a woman who committed adultery is a pretty minor offense. She "provoked" the killer. > >Tee-hee....brain candy...Damn San Francisco is hell bent on screwing me over.>"The f-word as an adjective serves to demean the noun it modifies. As a >nonsexual verb, it demeans the direct object." - sexually frustrated >middle-aged corporate types.... let the e-necking begin!(aka the>Old School FPC Posse) I'll bring the ski-masks if you bring the switchblades,>baseball >bats, pixie sticks, bongos, enema bags, chocolate, and white robes and hoods. I guess what I want to say here is, damn. And again, damn.That was more boredom then actual whining.....But still keep a look out for the first generation Japanese girls, ok?=] f you start posting > 2000 word essays on flavored underwear your cover will be blown."This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.""Ummmm" is an abomination and a violation of the laws of nature.keep your "adult content" peril sensitive sunglasses on at all times. ---------1---------2---------3---------4---------5---------6---------7---------8 in physical proximity with airheaded spoiled anorexic superficial annoying little bitches... ... but I gave my address to: an 18-year-old girl from New Jersey, a 15-year-old boy from Kansas, a 43-year-old man from Detroit, and a 38-year old man from Alabama :) we exchanged videos and so on >> forever anchored to what they were prisoners to in childhood. > > y'know being bored at lunch since half my table decided to use it to> play magic cards, I was looking at Susan's little purse thing... anyhow> it said "I want to be me when I grow up"... unless you're living in a Greek tragedy, at least. :)and you'll never be Kurt Vonnegut or James JoyceI had to get all "A's" or the world was going to eat itself, particularly young people, "Where there is a blank the human brain will fill it with a meaningful pattern", and that's something else we have to beware of."... that condition, that contradiction, which afflicts everyone who thinks at all: The more you strive to be sensible and serious and meaningful, the less chance you have of becoming so.City of Big Shoulders = Chicago (and no, I do not know why they call it that) Crossroads of America = Indianapolis (and I know why they call ithat, but who really cares)Make sure you pick up your eyeballs before someone steps on them. That happened to an aunt of mine once and now she is farsighted. Looks kinda ickytoo - you should have seen us trying to fit that flattened suck back in her head.h, darn that will cover up my leather panties!>Kazak's a big-money Corporate Weasel.Misogynist for the day.Inside joke! Funny, too! Good show, Ed! >THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END!!!!!!!! >>Mwaa, haa, haa, haa, haaaaaa!!!!>Mwaa, haa, haa, haa haaaaaa!!!!The weird thing I've found concerning that song is that everyone learns it,ut people learn it to slightly different music. But the different versionsare all in harmony, so if you come across someone and you both sing your respective versions of the song you land up sounding like some sort offreakish barber shop quartet... or duet.. I dunno. It's kind of scary.> > And so why doesn't the taiko drum and enema guy get any????Hello, I used to come here 2 years ago, anyone still alive or remember me?.. which seemed pretty good, but it had some kinga meat product instead of rope hanging between the posts (of which there were more than there should have been anyway) but when I examined the meat it eventually became a thick red rope between two posts in front of an elevator..Theseus got out of the Labyrinth alive.. the Minotaur didn't get him!...>There are "smart drugs" (nootropics)...now if I could only stand the taste of fish :)>HA! I'm not the ONLY crazy out here! heheeh I've heard of tryptamine before, is it a hybrid?... I ate was amenita muscaria. Shamans used to use it to retrive souls from the land of the dead. I've done my own field research into altered states, never scientific or anything. everytime somebody tried to say something their voice floated out like rainbow smoke. It seems everything else was in black and white except the voices of everybody who tried to talk to me. Then I acted like I was drunk, falling over stuff and whatnot.ou skip over the insignificant parts of the life. It makes sense to me."Motif Homologous Variants"Warning: it is very long and rambling and english is not the author's first language.events occuring on one of the inner planes, usually on the astral level.But of course, it is a good way to start soul Travel. One easy way, is to chant Hu, the sacred name used by many mystery groups, 15 minutes before bedtime, and then go to sleep. After some weeks of practice, one can awaken outside your body, ready for a short trip on one of the other planes, usually with a dream master at side.i was with katie holmes and we were playing an dtickling each other on the ground.. it fucking ruled!!!!!!!!I thought it was some sort of psychic phenomenon,I could succeed in floating and gliding, but when i tried to fly really fast, it gave me such a start "The next time I see my >old dog Cider..." or "The next time I'm at Stanford..." you don't know its prophetic until what it>showed>>has happened. [...]"To murder a dream character would be to commit a form of intrapsychic suicide." for as long as I can remember,> I've had a weird recurring nightmare about cuckoo clocks, where> the cuckoo springs out and attacks me.> What interests me is WHY we feel this sense of knowing the truth.This *absense* of wherewithal may cause us to be struck by the truth of some passing nonsense. inorganic beings >often look just like people. However, once you learn to *see* people >correctly, as mushroom shaped fibers of energy, then the inorganic beings >still look just like people (or whatever appearance they chose). That is >supposedly how sorcerers learned about them to begin with, People are really mushrooms, and inorganic lifeforms are really people."Never, never suspect the dreams within the dreams of dreaming children."I picked a random house and walked in unannounced. I found a mother with her teenage daughter.The mother got pissed and started toward me so I calmlysaid "freeze program" and sure enough she froze in place. However, the daughter remained uneffected and startedcrying and cowering from me. I decided to try a more complexcommand. I told "the computer" to give the girl a morerelaxed personality (I planned to take her with me, but onlyif she was willing). Instead, it was like a puppet having it'sstrings cut. She went limp and fell over in a heap. Hmm.My next trick was going to be to change the entire scene If you're in a building you can suggest to yourself, "This is where she lives and I will find her behindthat door," then go through the door and see who's there. It doesn't always work, but I've found it fairly effective.When I "shoot" a ibling, I usually have to advise it> that it's supposed to play dead now. (Duh!) And they seldom stay down> long. That tiger I killed once remained perfectly dead as I carried it like abackpack though, despite my fears that it might not have been... The feeling of victory accomplishment and immense joy can happen if you flush a toileto why not a feeling of having learned something about yourself? Most people then are creative enough to fill in the details...after realizing that the written word would mutate, i can now not only read & write on paper, but can read such> things as computer screens, LED & LCD displays, etc.> >You are remembering killing calves in a past life but putting the > >experience in a present life context ?> yes, that seems like the most obvious explanation > (if you dispose completely of any attempt at sane thought)... Of course rock band do a big power on our mind.. I am a big > fan > of heavy metal music,I am realy concern about how those music affect my life..> and> specialy my mindI think that essentially, rock music is a *very* unhealthy thing; I think it's a manifestation of impulses that were dammed/ damned for 1000's of years in our western culture, impulses that are detrimental for life,to being alive.> bird ^v^>> It'zzz never too late> to expand your awarenessssssssss> ----------------------------------------------get vibrations and my body very heavy,a strong sensation in my third eye but never voluntary with this methodget paralysis or hear the rushing sound in my ears or leave my body. `fully conscious' projection of the astral body into the real world...or ihave had fear or again FEAR(OBE-ENTITIES IN ROOM)> There must also be a correlation here with the recovered 'memories' that > people experience in hypnosis.The image of a sick monkey flinging urine and fecesat the thing came to mindLittle known fact. He could whistle 'Camptown Races' out of his ass. Only after eating brussel sprouts though Ready the Squirrel I told him the [PiG13] rabbits don't abide by > the Geneva convention and I don't either, and it sort of went from /me loads the cow into the catapult...have you ever been in trinidad in the moonlight fetus breath -- |
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