Well if you like decay and putrefaction, November is going to be your lucky month! After that unfortunate incident at the mortuary, no one will want to speak to you for a little while. But that will be fine, that will leave you with more time to engage in sexual intercourse with the nun's corpse in your basement. Ah! Nothing like the splendours of at-home necrophilia.
hint: remember to post a large sign on your front porch proclaiming your love for Carny Wilson, that should keep the nosy bastards away for long enough.