November will be a cold, desolate month for the Piscean. Firstly, your recent love affair will take a turn for the worse when you discover their true gender. Secondly, beware friendly, helpful people everywhere, at all times, as they are actually government agents trying to test war-germs on you and everyone you care about. Thirdly, all of your financial assets may mysteriously disappear after you return from your child's funeral. (if you have no children, then don't expect any.)The only way to avoid this tregic future is to find your faith in Jesu . . . . oh hell with it! IT'S NOT GOING TO GET ANY BETTER! YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD!! DEAD!!!!!!