Just because everyone isn't as perfect as you, doesn't mean that you should beat them until they are. Not everyone will respond to this type of treatment as well as your parents and spouse(s) have. So instead of forcing everyone to be all that they can be, this month take it easy on the drill-sergeant/ dominatrix-thing by avoiding all lazy, fat, stupid, and ugly people. Once you've eliminated all but two (maybe three) people in the world, you should be relaxed enough to realize that you are incredibly lonely. Pissed off or alone, it's time to make a stand, Water-Bearer.