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Summary:  Luke, viagra, femal students....need I say more?

Rating: R (read the summary for cryin out loud..you know there is sexual content)

Title:  The Jedi Master and the drug

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	Luke lay back on his bed and stared up at the ceiling. After a few moments of discomfort he turned on his side. His head was throbbing. He had a headache the size of Coruscant and there was little he could do for it, the Force only seemed to worsen it. Giving up, he got to his feet and began rumaging through the wooden chest in the back of his room. He sighed with relief when he found what he was searching for. A bottle of pain killers Han had given to him saying that the Force couldn't solve everything. At the time he had argued that theForce could dull any pain he came across, but now he knew how wrong he was.
	Luke popped the lid and swallowed three of the pure white pills. He closed his eyes and relaxed, trying to calm the wild herd of Banthas storming through his head.
	Luke sighed disappointedly when the pain kept raging on and decided to go for a short walk about the Jungle to clear his mind. He took off his Jedi robe and headed outside.
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	The pale green-yellow light of Yavin lighted the jungle moon and soothed Luke's eyes. He heard the twitter of a small rodent and a call of a bird. The jungle was alive and he let the Force flow through him. Through his mind, through his body, and.....
	He paused as a strange feeling suddenly came from his pants. He looked down to see a large bulge forming. Luke gulped in horror. What had provoked him? What if some one saw him? These questions flashed through his mind. "No one will see" he whispered to himself, "They are either asleep or meditating....No one will be out..."
	The sound of laughter cut him off. He peered over the brush towards the sound and saw two of his trainees...two female trainees. The bulge in his pants grew bigger.
	The two students, Mara Jade and Gem, stood by the small stream laughing amoungst themselves. They had yet to see the troubled Jedi Master and Luke intended to keep it that way. He shrank further back into the brush and used the Force to mask his presence.
	After what seemed like an eternity, the two women started back towards the Praxeum. But Mara stopped short right in front of the foliage which hid Luke. She peered inside and saw piercing blue eyes looking back at her.
 "Oh!" She exclaimed in suprise. "Luke, what are you doing out here?"
 "I um...I came out here to relax." he replied nervously.
 "Why are you hiding in there? Come out." she ordered.
 "I can't right now."
 "Why not?" Gem spoke up. "Are you stuck or something?"
 "No.."
 "Then step out"
	Reluctantly, Luke stepped forward leaving his sanctuary behind and hoping that Yavin's light would be too dim to reveal himself to them. It wasn't.
	Mara's eyes widened as Luke emerged. She forced her eyes away from his lower abdomen and to his face, glaring angrily.
 "So thats what you were doing Skywalker? Spying on us and playing with yourself. I never thought you of all people would sink so low."
 "Mara, I can explain. It's not what you think," Luke switched his weight to his other leg uncomfortably and looked at Gem who looked just as angry and amased.
 "Better be a damn good reason or I'm going to jam that lightsaber of yours were the sun don't shine."
	His pants jumper at her suggestion, fortunatly for Luke, they did not see. Luke took a deep breath and began his story about how he couldn't sleep because of a major headache so he took some pills Han gave him.
	Mara laughed. "The smuggler probably got his pills mixed up. Sounds like you got a dose of viagra."
	Luke gulped and shifted uncomfortably. The bulge in his pants refused to go away. Now both Mara and Gen were giggling.
 "Is there anyway to make it...go away?"
 "Yeah, have sex." she chuckled.
	Now Luke's cheeks were burning. Even the Force could not help him. Mara watched him and felt a pang of pity. Luke hadn't had anyone in that way since Callista. Sure he had thousands of girls who would happily bed him but Luke was shy.
	Mara chuckled again, "Just go back to your room, Skywalker, and do it yourself."
	He looked at her in horror. "I think I'll just sleep it off..." he turned and retreated quickly to his room.
 "And to think," Gem said shaking her head "That is the hero of the New Republic, the last Jedi Master."
 "Yeah, but it opens...possibilites." Mara licked her lips. Gem looked at her in suprise. "You like him?"
Mara nodded.
 "So do I" Gem admitted.
 "Well...now is our chance. He'll be more than willing."
 "Are you serious?"
 "Yeah, he's to shy normally. But now that he isn't thinking clearly.."
 Both women grinned.
 "You have him first since it was your idea. "Gem offered.
 Mara nodded and headed towards the Praxeum.

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	Luke rolled onto his side trying everything he could to rid him of his hardon. He thought of Vader, ewoks, Hutts but nothing worked since the same image kept popping into his mind. Mara with the pale glow of Yavin highlighting her face. "A Jedi craves not these things" He whispered and called upon the Force to helo calm himself.
	A soft knock came from the door. When he opened it he found Mara, drapped in her dark Jedi cloak.
 "Just came to see how you were doing," She smiled and glanced down at his pants. *Good....still isn't gone*
 "Umm..I'm fine. Just waiting it off." he mummbled, the Force forgotten.
 "May I come in?" without waiting for a reply she pushed her way in, rubbing her body against his as she did.
 "Sure..." Luke closed the door. She smiled seductivly at him.
 "Thought maybe I could help you."
 "How can..." He was cut off as she dropped the Jedi robe to reveal her sexy body to him. Luke gulped and felt his pants jump again. Mara smiled at that.
 "Come here and let me help you."
 "This is wrong. Your my student and I your teacher"
 "We are human."
 "It's still wron.."
 "Why? We are almost the same age. And we are attracted to each other."
 "How did you know that?"
 "Come on, Skywalker, I don't even need the Force to tell me that."
 Luke blushed again. "Oh.."
	Thats when Mara made her move. She tackled him, forcing him to the bed. He began to struggle but soon sucumbed to her eager kisses and touch.

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	Gem waited in her room, waiting for her turn. But she felt more than lust comning from them...she felt love. They were in love with each other.
	Sighing sadly Gem sank into the warmth of her bed. "You can have him Mara, he's happy." With that, she fell asleep.

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	The next day Luke canceled all his classes and left Tionne to run the Praxeum. Mara had worn Luke out but he still had enough strength to make a call.
 "Hey kid, whats up?" Han said cheerfully over the com. 
 "Just wanted to ask you something. Remember those *pain killers* you gave me?"
 Han nodded. "Yeah, did you have to use them?"
 "Last night, yes. Are you sure they were Pain Killers?"
 "Yes..wait. No. I remember now there was another bottle of.."
 "Viagra" Luke said simply.
 "Yeah, that looked like pain killers. Wait....how did you....Oh Sith."
 Luke nodded.
	The smuggler laughed, "I'm sorry kid. I guess I should be more careful next time."
	Luke shut the com down, satisfied he knew were the pills came from. Mara wrapped her arms around him. "Say, Skywalker" she whispered in his ear. "have any more of those pills?"
	Luke smiled and kissed her deeply. "Yes, but I don't need them." They retreated back to Luke's room.


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