Trevor first gained notoriety as the world's foremost transsexual assassin and orchid breeder.

After his recent construction of a replica of Michelangelo's David made from cookie dough, Trevor discovered his astounding talent for music and is now working on a series of operettas celebrating the lives of the great fascist dictators Hitler, Mussolini, Franco and Portillo.

A former lover of Thor Heyerdahl and inventor of the self-winding wristwatch, Trevor has also worked as a beauty therapist and ironmonger.

It was in his capacity as both of these that he discovered the wonders of Vidal Sassoon's 'Wash & Go'

Trevor is usually found high on crack and surfing for internet porn.