Once Lenin's personal secretary Dr. Techno has been the driving force behind world Marxism throughout this century.

Techno is best loved for his role of Avon in the cult sci-fi series 'Blake's Seven', and whilst filming the first series invented the hazelnut.

The long lost brother of 'Frasier' star Kelsey Grammar; Techno is also a renowned DJ and architect of the Taj Mahal.

A master of Latin, Soccer and Pool, Techno is now grappling with the basics of walking and talking at the same time.

Techno's glittering career suffered a down turn at the end of the Cold War, though now, due to Viagra, things are looking up.

Techno enjoys being ridden like a heifer.