Brother of Simon, Kevin's career as a foot masseur has led him to greatness, competing in the Atlanta Olympics as a javelin.

Seldom seen in Manchester, Kevin usually spends his time researching lemur behaviour in Devon.

Bikers throughout the UK fear Kevin, who as leader of the 'Rancid Crotch' Hells Angels chapter refused to watch Diana's funeral.

A dangerous man with a whisk.

Our relationship with the Vurt is a dynamic one, and is prone to spawn more images over time. Stay alert lest you miss the unfolding of the Vurt's mysteries.

I know you kitlings may need your dreamsleep but the Gamecat is always aware.